Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Thread
NEXT: Breath of the Wild
LATER: Majora's Mask
SGDQ 2019
Parker Carter
Jonathan Howard
cute neps
Aaron Jackson
Thank God that garbage is over. Now on to Zelda.
Nolan Hall
please explain his shirt
Josiah Adams
Post cute cat edits
Sebastian Thomas
I have never played a Nep game, which ones are garbage that I should avoid? I see that they released a VR game that looks meh and some RPG version.
Isaac Powell
nepu
Juan Price
he likes chicks with dicks
Carter Bell
Majoras mask is gonna be comfy as FUCK
Jordan Campbell
we have actual trannies in this thread. remember to ignore them. without attention they end up fucking off
Jonathan Sanders
>ywn be this chad
Jaxon Baker
no way in hell i’m making it through botw and mm. i genuinely like mm %100 but it’s at such a shit time for me. let’s see how long i last
Luke Brooks
Nathaniel Mitchell
No homo but I would pound their bussy uwu
Jaxson Foster
>dark souls 2 all achievements "speedrun"
lmfao the madman
Ryder Perry
Is that Kate Jenner?
Jeremiah Ross
...
Charles Edwards
Nathaniel Richardson
That is assuming we ever get to it.
Ryder King
>only based runner of the event
>is from central Europe
every time
central eu > eastern eu >>> northern eu >>>>>>> western eu
Liam Bell
dark souls dude looks like a white Twomad
Aiden Cooper
Are the setups in between games way slower this year?
Joseph Bailey
He got away with murder lads
Mason Gray
Is that Prize Goblin's fursona?
Brayden Harris
Ram is cute
Brandon Miller
David Russell
Wait, 35 mins for BOTW? How the hell?
Ryan Green
The entire series is garbage gameplay-wise to be honest, Compile Heart is terrible at it. The one I enjoyed the most was Four Goddesses Online since it wasn't like the mainline games and it was still very clunky.
Camden Sanders
TOO CHAD TO BE BANNED
They were clearly intimidated by his dominance.
Robert Lee
THAT
DRAGON
IS FUCKING CUTE
Jonathan Phillips
>this
>chad
That's like the absolute basic level of attitude. I guess he stands out apart from other runners who are literally autistic
Nicholas Hernandez
It's a tranny shirt
slavs are born shitposters
Wyatt Edwards
SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) / Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
Luis Collins
THE
MAN
Angel Baker
Wrestling shit.
Liam Ward
Beat you to it, but glad others were watching. TAKE NOTE!
Oliver Hall
wtf is up with this faggy cartoon dragon
Landon Adams
why is there a cartoon dragon on screen?
Xavier Cruz
Is Kumiko's anime any good, I got turned off from watching it since it seems to have like 3 seasons and 4 movies which usually screams "endless cashcow to be milked" to me.
Noah Gomez
That is to give people time to donate to whatever stupid incentive they feel like thinking up.
Mason Hughes
>rewatching bawks RE2 run
>carci in my recommended
Kayden Morgan
Yeah, he hasn’t been banned. YET. why would they admit it now when they can do it a few weeks later when he’s back in his homeland?
Grayson Murphy
WHERE'S THE PORN
Mason Allen
>hating us britbongs
nah its true we suck at games
Andrew Turner
Why is the GDQ mascot so terrible?
Brandon Brooks
Isn't Poland easter europe?
Camden Thompson
i love you
Jose Ortiz
Have they ever run Touhou shit? Feel like that'd be easy donation bait.
Anthony Harris
uhh sweetie it has been agreed that dark souls was at least SSS+++ tier?? correct that mistake right now
Dominic Moore
Fuck I want to fuck that thing
Jordan Reed
how long until he takes the gloves off and rubs his sweaty palms all over the prizes?
Daniel Reyes
This greasy fucking prize goblin is the most professional person in this whole organization, God bless
Lincoln Murphy
>This fag keeps almost breaking shit and already broke the Hylian Shield
Bentley Walker
Who /uncut/ here?
Also Sent should be required to take a shower before every prize segment.
Julian Thompson
>can't enjoy the current runs because I'm stuck at 99.90% map completion in Bloodstained
Fuck you IGA.
Jace Stewart
>Ram and Rem meeting an user from Yea Forums
Grayson Morris
>they didn't confront him about the F-bomb
nice
Gavin Ross
>recolored amiibos
Aiden Martinez
How good is the Majora's Mask run?
Juan Nelson
Who and what did they do?
Jason Lopez
Because GDQ is terrible.
Eli Myers
>still awake at 5:07am
where did it go so right?
Samuel Rogers
Is Sent high?
Jace Williams
They could have done a bit better.
Aaron Thomas
He is not banned, it just so happens that he will misteriously not be approved for any other run he submits in the future
Joshua Nelson
I want to pat their heads.
Gavin Perry
why did everyone involved with prizes started using gloves?
this is not incidental, there must be some reason
did someone get tranny aids?
Cooper Hernandez
WHY IS THE DRAGON ANGRY
David Ramirez
Nice
Ian Martin
Hahaha, did he really?
Adam Robinson
She's great though
Juan Ross
After looking at the homemade prizes, they probably just found some tranny on Deviantart to draw their mascot for them. They can't afford better because they pocketed the rest.
Jordan Bell
Not gonna lie
That's a cool dragon scroll
David Martin
kinda want it
Ethan Price
>literally yelling "KILL ALL NIGGERS" while three-shotting Artorias
based
Logan Gonzalez
>actually touching his fucking hair
Cooper Mitchell
>already broke the Hylian Shield
What
Owen Baker
Hello girls. Would you like to have engage in coitus?
Jaxon Thomas
said shit and fuck on stream and dabbed on the advertisers
Zachary Johnson
It's the mascot
Adam Garcia
I CAN'T BELIEVE PRIZE GOBLIN IS FUCKING DEAD
Wyatt Stewart
rude
Adrian Bennett
>based Patty commentating
It should be bretty guud
Chase Garcia
probably can’t help but huff his own grease fumes desu
Jordan Baker
>Said hell, goddamn, ass, shit, and fuck
>Made a condom joke
>Made a joke about murdering babies
>Said "the FAP ring"
>Said "Take him from behind" as a joke
>Shot Gwynevere right in her tits after saying amazing chest ahead
>finished the glitch exhibition by switching the character's gender back and forth and then intentionally crashed the game with no survivors
>DIDN'T get banned
This man is pure alpha.
Anthony Gomez
I like Phil so I think it's pretty good
Xavier Brown
They don't want Sent's greasy hands on everything
They made everyone use gloves so it didn't seem like they were singling him out
Brandon Gray
source?
Oliver Foster
Actual wholesome humour
Isaac Clark
On what? His on grease fumes?
Justin Reed
remember when a tranny ran BOTW with an amibo?
Brandon Phillips
Yes someone post the clip of it, one of the metal balls on the back came off
Adrian Richardson
At least these sketches are better than ProtoMagicTranny crossing his bare legs on stream
Jacob Evans
>Patty
>based
Nathaniel Sanders
About to donate. Wish me luck on getting my dono read!
Lincoln Gutierrez
*Rom
I became retarded for a sec
Josiah Powell
bitch
Owen Sanchez
DEAD
Sebastian Cruz
based
Robert Cruz
no its central
Adam Walker
>PULLING THE STREAM DOWN
WHAT ARE THEY DOING
Andrew Rivera
SHUT IT DOWN
IT
DOWN
Dylan Martinez
ah fuck it ill go to bed. gnight and enjoy zelda lads
Hunter Howard
a loose nut keeping the strap held on fell off, it wasn't broken.
Aaron Sanders
I'm going to sub guys. I want to chat. xD
Aaron Mitchell
Whats bizarre about this is that they got dozens of artist that would do the work for them but they picked one that trannies hate
Carson Myers
Oh my god, they’re using this “technical difficulties” thing to execute the Souls guy onstage as a lesson to anyone who swears on stream.
Jacob Gray
>Sent knocked the PC over
KEK
Elijah Wood
*hands them an issue of Comic LO*
>Turn to page 128 please, and imitate what you see.
Adam Green
how motherfucking hard is it to set up a switch
its been like 20 minutes of my cunt fuck
Nolan Allen
OH BOY COMMERCIALS, IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY WATCHING TV
Isaiah Thomas
would you recommend me watch the majora's mask run or the chrono trigger run
I can't do both
Henry Jones
They ran koumajou densetsu Thursday
John Brooks
Jeremiah Nelson
>tfw watched 15+ runs
>only 3 were above C
Fuck me I missed dark souls as well. Just to make it in time for the obligatory zelda run that drags for 4 hours too long.
Landon Smith
Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
Let's break 2 million this GDQ!
Blake Hughes
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
Also, RIP Prize Goblin
Camden Ortiz
>WE'LL BE PULLING THE STREAM DOWN REAL QUICK
Jose Green
Dominic Richardson
>error
what the fuck happened I looked away for not even 5 minutes
Michael Allen
Watch underage shitters give you free replies because having fun is cringe and bluepilled.
Chase Robinson
TOO BAD, NUKED
Levi Sanders
Yeah, also running it before it was optimized and it was a fuckin disaster because of that.
Sebastian Evans
Someone will post a webm of it, he was twisting something at the back like an autist for no reason and a bolt/nut broke off
Hunter James
welp time to mute
Julian Garcia
It ends tomorrow, tranny.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Chrono Trigger
Brody James
Sebastian Howard
>zelda
Jordan Stewart
Go to bed user
Kevin Parker
He was literally just turning it around to show the back.
Isaiah Jenkins
neet life lad
Aiden Wright
ooof nice
David Wood
>zeldafags
holy shit im bored already
Camden Smith
>calling out the tranny
Based
Aiden Morgan
>Americans still butthurt because ISIS fighters can receive medical treatment more easily than them
The absolute state of the United 56% of AmeriKKKa
Bentley Garcia
Don't you dare, wait until ESA to dono because at least it'll get read there.
David Evans
Oh boy, I can't wait to see them just kill Ganon! Excellent "run"!
Julian Turner
>Said hell, goddamn
Is saying those words no longer allowed in murica? What the shit?
Leo Williams
based
Caleb Clark
Was it worth a shit? I'm not even that into it I can't into bullet hell but it'd be fun to see someone who was good at it.
Justin Bailey
>we're having tech issues
>this has never happened before
Lucas Howard
Greetings from Germany!
Ian Martinez
James Gray
Dark Souls is MA15+ right? if you're not old enough to play it then you're not old enough to watch someone else play it on stream. Parent's responsibility.
Liam Taylor
>zelda run
>bunch of soi bois
surprise suprise
Dylan Morales
Wait for the webm and get btfo'd faggot, he messes with the back with his fat fingers and it breaks off
James Wright
BoTW was an average game at best.
Julian Russell
100% is good. Lots of tricks and interesting glitches. Plus you get to see all the sidequests for the masks, and everything is routed so well they only have to reset time like 3-4 times iirc. First 15 minutes are dull, though.
Henry Nguyen
...
William Jenkins
oh boy here we go with a zzzzzzzz run
Jackson Parker
isn't it eastern?
Dominic Hernandez
eww french
Austin Evans
Don't forget the SS officer there to keep them in line
Xavier Hernandez
Link's heavy breathing...
Elijah Perez
Rent free
Gabriel Barnes
Unconfirmed reports that this guy was asked to leave and these webms were buried in the last thread. When they cut back to the crowd cam he was gone.
Jordan Barnes
Okay, now this is epic.
Christian Gutierrez
They try to keep the stream family friendly. That said no one is getting banned for saying that, this place just likes to lie and overreact.
Carson Lopez
UH OH
Henry Bell
>from dark souls to this
kill me
Sebastian Rogers
Already ruined.
Bentley Martin
this is gonna be a choke run ain't it
Julian Carter
how do speedrunners fail this clip
I can do it casually in less time
Jack Sanders
dilate
Asher Ramirez
>a zzz run
>they don't know
Of course this runner sucks so who knows
Christopher Nelson
???
Robert Powell
EH
EH
EH
EH
Angel Sanders
>Any% BotW
Zzz
Gabriel Kelly
Most people don't care, but the GDQ staff banned someone for an entire year for joking about Owen Wilson and Air Canada.
Christopher Diaz
yeah nah i'm out
Ian Wilson
>choking on the first trick
Benjamin Ortiz
Aaron Ward
so who is the muscle in this tranny infested cespool?
who kicks you out if you do something bad?
Owen Baker
do both
Brody Morgan
You're right. It was also a bad Zelda game with no music, 4 "dungeons" and like 5 different types of enemies.
William Williams
Someone plz make a gif of the guy button mashing LMAOOOO looks like he's beating off
Michael Barnes
i saw it happen hes gone
Ryan Bennett
shit run
Dominic Cruz
>2 minutes to actually start the run
Elijah Torres
If only they got rid of the first cycle.
Then zfg can run the game again
Eli Martinez
welp, time to see if this run is even close to being worth that sperg out that happened because of that tranny runner when it first released
Andrew Russell
If you weren’t such a helpless tard you could go find it yourself in a previous thread.
Jack Wilson
>already cheating
Joseph Flores
KILL IT KILL THE RUN NOW ITS OVER HE'S ALREADY CHOKED
Robert Mitchell
Off to a good start.
Jason Bailey
Where the poverty chat? trihex is hosting some faggot
Bentley Scott
Lincoln Morris
I want to FUCK that dragon
Liam Bennett
no its central
Jeremiah Morris
It's a touhouvania and the guy was melting bosses before the bullets really started flying. It was alright.
David Brooks
>he can't even do the fucking scopeclip
who is this nobody?
Adrian Gonzalez
CT all day
Gabriel Perez
this run is going to be full of execution errors isn’t it
Jackson Diaz
THE MAN
THE LEGEND
THE ELDER SOUL
Brody Price
Ok, that was pretty cool.
William Green
What the fuck? Are the words "hell" and "goddamn" not even family friendly?
Gabriel Sullivan
Quick rundown
Noah Garcia
This guys fucking accent is killing me
Connor Perez
both
don't be a fag
Nathan Perry
I am going to sleep. See you tomorrow. I gonna miss you all, trannies included.
Ethan Torres
sauce
Tyler Nguyen
supersaiyanlilb is his other poverty chat
Thomas Anderson
based kerillian poster
please post more
Sebastian Walker
Down with the thiccness.
Landon Campbell
i thought it was eastern?
Hunter Torres
S*utherners
They're also the ones who hate trannies.
Julian Jackson
This German guy lmao
Daniel Wilson
why are German accents so autistic?
Michael Jones
The german guy sounds like Uter.
Noah Fisher
hows your friday night anons.
Levi Lee
it's assuming my facial muscles can keep my eyes open
Luis Diaz
>sckhxied clipping
Ryder Cruz
18+
Ryan Hughes
guys I ate too much of the pizza and now my stomach hurts
Luis Gutierrez
It's great, because I'm here with you.
Ethan Allen
Gabriel Wright
no its central
Dylan Ward
playin ffxiv
Mason Morales
Follow some of my advanced techniques.
Jaxon Hernandez
>6 hours of Zelda
Nope. See you guys for Bomberman.
Julian Ortiz
haha yes.
Whenever I hear a European accent I have to ask myself, did they really spend all the money to fly to the USA for a week long event where they play like one game for a couple hours?
Thomas Moore
OH HANS
Austin Davis
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
Asher Ross
And so could you to "attempt" to prove me wrong dipshit :^)
Landon Walker
I'm down for this, I wanna see that new jumping-off-bokiblin-heads glitch
Anthony Parker
>Leetle fleek to ze zide
Daniel Brown
That accent is comfy
Ethan Morris
Ethan Walker
feels good to see scottish accents represented in hot rule34
please post more of the wutelgi
Caleb Lee
love you user
Brayden Garcia
Germans are the most unfunny people on earth.
David Hill
Pretty good. Gonna run to the liquor store real quick to get something for the majora's mask run. Gonna get comfy. Hopefully the run doesn't suck ass
Henry Phillips
i was sure it was eastern yurope
Isaiah Roberts
What do we think of Link?
Owen Rivera
>playing the game in fucking spanish
WHY
Anthony Watson
Pretty good, going to find some slut to erp with after this run and blow a week's worth of cum. I hope tomorrow has some good runs too, the Dark Souls one was amazing.
Elijah Rodriguez
This is the most underwhelming gdq yet. Can't wait for the next one!
John James
Playing Stardew while watching.
Oliver Gomez
>wolhaiksong
actually based
Ian Russell
So why are they so far behind schedule even with a run being cut? What went overestimate?
Ethan Ward
well come on, it's not like he said nigger or faggot in a private dm or something
Parker Cox
he is precious
Jason Moore
nope its central
Parker Barnes
based remi bro
Christopher Ward
They meet up with their speedfriends and drink in hotel rooms and shit. It's a holiday basically.
Gavin Morales
Based retard
Jason Bailey
I'm not as drunk as I'd like to be but I'll get there. That Dark Souls run was incredible
Jaxon Anderson
french accent is only tolerable if you're a milf
Kayden Wood
>that btb
is this guy just pulled from the crowd or something
Henry Cooper
French
Juan Flores
tas bot funny enough
Eli Barnes
>incoming 5 hr zelda run
guaranteed to fall asleep 30 minutes into it. kinda excited.
Owen Torres
Yeah fuck this run watch this shit instead youtube.com
Juan Hill
I am an MtF trans person and i really do apologize for how toxic our community is. If you meet a trans person, please judge them individually. We aren't all crazy...
Levi Cook
Tech crew went over estimate
Justin Smith
LINK FUCKING DIES
Kevin Anderson
This guy sounds like such a stereotypical german
Chase Rogers
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
TECHNICAL EXPLANATIONS =/= ENTERTAINMENT YOU FUCKS
the german and the gay dude are pretty good commentators though even if i don't find it enjoyable
Jack Carter
Stalling for incentives.
Christopher Turner
>it's an amerilard tries to guess the language episode
David Rivera
stop making early thread you fucking weebs
Camden James
>Link space program
Ryder Turner
its not eastern?
Christian Butler
HNNNNNGGGGG
Kevin Bell
I'm not gay but I'd totally cuddle the fuck out of Link
Carter Barnes
it's french you retard
And they do it cause it is the shortest language for dialogue
Adam Morris
i missed it, where can i watch it?
Matthew Hall
Why do anime girls have fangs?
Lincoln Lee
Post benis and bussy pls
Adrian Sullivan
I want to play this but I have no friends and it looks like the kind of MMO I need to interact with people to enjoy.
Hudson James
I hope the runner is good. I really want someone charming.
Jeremiah Edwards
that was real fuckin neato
Dylan Bennett
I'll judge you by your looks. Better be more than passable.
James Ward
not even, it was just a cap for the screw. any greasyboi would have made the same mistake.
Brayden Edwards
This. I pretty much don't call myself transgender, because I don't fit in with how the community generally acts and thinks.
Caleb Roberts
Elijah Smith
PLEASE POST MORE AAAAA
Julian Martin
2easy
Jack Lewis
no its central
Carson Powell
I missed the start, why are they playing in italian?
John Carter
Grinding materials and shards in Bloodstained.
Levi Robinson
I never watched this run and I find it interesting. That jump was very flashy. For 35 minutes, explanations are great.
Michael White
Yeah keep telling yourself it's only the South that thinks you're an abomination shit for brains
Gavin Williams
My fucking sides.
Jayden Torres
STUMBLIN AND FUMBLIn
Henry Wilson
you're not changing anything. nobody here cares about your hot take nor were they going to donate anyway
you're avatarfagging and samefagging. you're doing this for attention. you have no actual commitment to a cause
shut the fuck up and go to sleep
Austin Sanders
Linklust is immoral.
Owen Jackson
Reminder that Zelda is a trans person. Look it up.
Evan Foster
"Almost!" the run.
Isaiah Murphy
What are you guys on to stay awake
Robert Carter
Motherfucker do I look like google to you?
Henry Miller
Wow, I didn't think that would actually get more than 1 reply, but you really did get those (You)s. Have another, I guess.
Camden Brooks
kys transphobe
Anthony Allen
to appeal to a subset of anime fans
Mason Torres
it's swedish you retard
Lincoln Gomez
>speedrunning
>asking why certain games are played in certain languages
I'm gonna take a stab at it and say it's because it's faster?
Owen Torres
>this viewer count
What went wrong?
Nolan Rodriguez
Fuck off faggots
Link is a buff Chad
Brody Diaz
i think its eastern
Adrian Bailey
vanilla coke
Isaiah Butler
Oh yeah, just like how Samus is as well?
Jackson Carter
i know idiot
im still going to trannypost though
Sebastian Gray
t. american
Parker Garcia
passion for videogames
Nathaniel Gutierrez
The game is having a fucking stroke
Easton Baker
Holy shit that glitch is amazing
>flying at 500mph while surfing on your shield
Hudson Torres
depends what does google look like, she cute?
Carson Martinez
>nintendo optimization
David Ortiz
Beer.
Luke Hernandez
the power of the shitch
James King
willpower. i'm going to pass out soon anyway. fuck 5 hours of majora
Joshua Jackson
Justin Phillips
the entire main story has to be done solo save for the times when it has you do a dungeon. everything is done through duty finder too so you don't really have to interact with anybody ever if you don't want to
Aiden Reyes
BotW VR when?
Ian Torres
They restartet the stream which kills all the afk/sleep "viewers"
Aaron Thompson
Oh noes the big bad mean mental retard told me to suicide, what am I to do
Nathan Clark
comfy
Lucas Rodriguez
acid
Julian Morgan
no narci desu
Brandon Flores
They had to stop the stream for a second
Julian Parker
>People went to sleep
>And are missing this
OOOOOF
Brayden Sullivan
>Streamer completely silent while still fucking every setup up
>Hanz won't shut the fuck up
Adam Brown
F
Zachary Perry
Dark Souls runner left
Leo Robinson
Ayden Sullivan
The stream going down right before the run.
Jeremiah Lopez
Super Mario Maker 2
William Scott
Thats fine. I like to trannypost too because unlike most trannies im not afraid of some fun at my expense.
Aiden Brown
Depression.
Charles Garcia
Man this announcer sounds retarded
post more
Levi Ward
Based, Link is handsome and not faggy at all
Thomas Cook
it's boring
and also reminded me of cosmo (rip)
Samuel Stewart
based brainlet
Kayden Nguyen
Its 12 in the noon lmao
Nathan Peterson
these skips are pretty crazy
Jacob Brooks
Adrian Fisher
Americans have things to do on Friday nights.
Hunter Perry
running in circles on the ardougne roof top
Henry Gonzalez
when i first played this game i knew that the speedruns were going to look like this
it's amazing
Christian Myers
Looks like botw run is quite a bit different these days
Ryder Garcia
Nice. Will look into it!
Brandon James
Awww, we know you're not all bad.
Connor Adams
Please, please read this article.
It's massive, but it's very important. I feel like it saved my life.
Luke Young
It's midnight.
Joshua Moore
Vyvanse and green tea
Wyatt Walker
Can't start to play any vidya because I work Saturdays
I fucking hate my job
Gavin Reed
Jaxon Nelson
stream went down, kinda boring run with fuck ups already, and it's late on a friday night
Sebastian Richardson
Cute Link too
Eli Turner
Why is their game in German?
Oliver Scott
I love how Aonuma lied saying you can totally just go fight Ganon at the start of the game and win. Gotta do at least some grinding.
Jaxon Roberts
wow
Benjamin Murphy
>she
THEY are gender queer, please use the pronouns they/them.
Jace White
There's actually a legit speedrun strat involving switching to VR mode, not sure if it'll be used in this run though.
Christian Adams
>bunch of setup
>stays on the block perfectly at high speeds as it rolls over
These are some good tricks.
Aaron Martinez
why is this american guy overreacting to every fall damage cancel
literally the easiest trick in the run, all you do is press right on the d pad
Isaiah Taylor
>you're just brainwashed into wanting to be female
I guess the Jews got me when I was 5
Matthew Cooper
Same, although I didn't expect the bokoblin jumps
Dominic Cook
...Almost
Carson Garcia
Jonathan Young
LMFAO THEY GOT UDER ON THE COUCH
Nathan Hall
Canada bro
Logan Johnson
>Tits
Disgusting
Lincoln Garcia
Take a shot every time they say "Almost"
Josiah Gray
post pics of fuck off
Ayden Wood
you could if durability wasn't so shit
Jaxon Taylor
Caleb Martinez
why are these user donations always so generic
Charles Taylor
user you shouldn't have!
Colton Wood
americans are fake
Brandon Jenkins
Horrible
Hudson Lee
what world
Jace Cox
there's a free trial that lets you play until level 35 with no time limit. every job can be leveled on one character too.
William Jackson
Ah, a delicious meal. I am pretty hungry.
Jackson Sanchez
anonyous?
thats me! I dont remember donating!!!
James Brooks
h-hello
Brandon Wright
why is the in game text in spanish?
Nicholas Campbell
Turns out idiots that incinerate their money are not very smart or creative.
Matthew Perez
You first. Are you cute?
Xavier Baker
They are just swollen
Nathaniel Lewis
>pic
this but swap alcohol for psychedelics
Asher Nelson
a sense of hopelessness and maybe some sugar
Brandon Ross
I want to use her butt as a pillow platonically
Justin Diaz
hey dude thats dope, i hope some day people can stop being whiny faggots
just remember not to appease people that would cut your head off if it was socially acceptable
Kayden Nelson
>Invoke orbposting
Immediate loss of rank
Josiah Martinez
They don't read the good ones because gotta keep it family friendly. At best someone snuck in a "my wife's son" and someone on the couch giggled.
Wyatt Peterson
robots
also money laundering
Jaxson Ortiz
The 1st Zelda was the last good one ever made.
Jacob Wood
user, look. I know. You owe it to yourself to read it. I was MtF in high school, being preyed on by one of the communities people like to meme about. It's not an article about Jews or conspiracy shit, it's serious corruption stuff that you should care about if big pharma worries you even a little bit.
Adam Rivera
anyone have pics of announcer?
Ayden Lopez
i used your credit card
Tyler Garcia
>crowd sleeping already
kek
Isaac Ortiz
where you get that picture of me?
Hunter Peterson
(you)
Eli Miller
Japanese uses characters so there's less text to show, making it faster.
Brayden Richardson
Why's the dialogue in Arabic?
Caleb Green
>can't tell spanish from polish
Jordan Price
Colton Jenkins
I'm not reading, but I'm gonna take a shot in the dark that it's some attempt at "converting" people like us back to "normal".
Samuel Price
The neps are cute but what do they have to do with SGDQ?
SGDQ is a womxn-respecting shithole that would never allow adorable and humorous Lowee candidates to remind the fleshbags that flesh ages, wrinkles and spoils.
Parker Powell
>was
what are you now? an honest-to-god boy (male)?
James Phillips
Wyatt Carter
No u
Elijah Phillips
>OHOOOOO NICE SAVE
yeah just pressing one button in like a 2 second window, wew great job runnerguy
Jeremiah Thomas
I'm playing right now!
What job do you main?
Jaxon Reyes
How did he manage to get on the couch?
Gabriel Nelson
im nsa
dont tell the other posters
John Barnes
>flying a tree into the church
holy shit
Oliver Davis
James Johnson
Why is the onscreen text in gay?
Austin Cruz
You can't because you have to get the glider first.
Hunter Russell
>that destroyed church
Is that a Dark Souls reference?
Levi Nguyen
post more cats
Anthony Taylor
I wasn't the user you replied to before fyi
I don't care about the "LGBT community" (cult). I know I need to transition though.
I don't want to be too far off topic tho, so this is my last reply.
Kevin Gutierrez
>every runner for BOTW agrees that the run shouldn't be at GDQ because it isn't optimized and has barely any glitches, as well as being a boring run right now
>some faggot decides to submit a run anyway and then runs it at GDQ
Ryder Butler
>botw speedruns
Carson Taylor
this is going to be the best jump in the entire run i know it
Kayden Reyes
ok
i keep secret and you don't post more pictures of me
thanks
Josiah Evans
you baited me with cute lowee neps
Elijah Wright
looks like a man is about to strangle her
Dylan Perez
Why the fuck is the text in wingdings?
Matthew Barnes
these apps are getting good. i didn't scroll down far enough to see the hand and thought "she" was kinda cute
Joseph King
Did they explain why they're using French?
Caleb Wilson
>toxic
Fuck off
Liam Bell
Nicholas Turner
Oh I thought you meant right after the plateau
Adam Thomas
When does this game come to PC?
Charles Nelson
it's faster you fucking retards have you ever watched a speedrun before
Ryder Taylor
How did the community react?
Benjamin Watson
It's a speedrunning marathon, why the fuck do you think they are using it
Aiden Long
HERE
WE
GO
Michael Rodriguez
so this is the power of the switch...whoa
Parker Long
i played SCH all through 2.0 and 3.0. started playing WAR the most in 4.0 and now i'm planning on playing GNB for the new expac.
Justin Brown
>not touching the ground once between the plateau and hyrule castle
Aiden Lee
now you will watch speedruns whether you like it or not
Caleb Clark
Please don't tell me you chopped off your weewee fren.
Nolan Diaz
Yes. I was always male. It's very easy to forget when you've got daily reinforcement coming from your only "friends." i hope this wasn't a deflection aimed at minimizing what i went through
Levi Hill
hate the boobs
Chase Parker
I fucking love botw any% now it's so ridiculous.
Joseph Clark
Xiv is one of the most solo-oriented MMOs on the market. All matching for dungeons and stuff is automated, you can have all classes on one character, and you can basically do everything solo and have the full experience.
I heard in the last expansion they even added an option to have an AI party
Elijah Martin
Banned
Benjamin Gray
>the perfect height at the end of that massive flight sequence
Alexander Wilson
>paragliding across Hyrule at Mach 1
Grayson Reyes
Bananas again.
Joshua Jones
BA NA NA
Charles Williams
at least this guy isn't using amiibos like the tranny
Cooper Gonzalez
SO HERE I AM
Adam Perry
How could these racists just chant a white supremacist dog whistle right on stream?
Cameron Robinson
BANANA
Robert Carter
this guy's actually getting a lot of good luck on second-third try approaches compared to a number of other runners choking hard
Adrian Gutierrez
oooooooooooh banana!
Zachary Reed
>posting anime
Connor Roberts
Why is this post in retarded?
Jeremiah King
There's no way BotW 2 will be like this. Definitely a lightning in the bottle type of deal.
Connor Lopez
I'm a gay person that's indifferent to trans shit but at a glance this seems like a load. Why the fuck does every portion of lgbt get so territorial about having their own "spaces"? All this fighting with each other is fucking stupid
Dominic Wilson
>banana lame
Jayden Richardson
Is this game worth playing?
Blake Roberts
>Run relies heavily on RNG
>Tons of complex and precise setup, all of which is new
This probably shouldn't have been run here, it makes the run look bad
Aaron Butler
This dude has the most stereotypical movie german accent I've ever heard.
Jayden Scott
GOOD
TO
GO
Joshua Perez
no but I was goaded into taking out massive loans to pay for HRT
took out the loans, got so many internet hugs and contratulations, but something in my gut told me no, so i didn't go through with it and told everyone i don't think it's for me
the reaction was violent
Isaiah Allen
I'm thinking of maining DRK for ShB, since it's finally getting buffs and Dark Arts is gone
>added an option to have an AI party
Yes, they did
Henry Davis
Is Hyrule Castle an actual dungeon?
Evan Allen
I thought it's already fully emulatable
Kevin Anderson
It's looking pretty good so far, enjoying it.
Josiah Morales
his luck is decent so far
Charles Murphy
How much money did the HRT cost?
Did it have any permanent damage?
Blake Sanchez
Not him, that article is actually in defense of people with actual gender dysphoria and attacking the cultural trending of it, using an evidenced investigation into the pharmaceutical companies that are bankrolling the movement.
Alexander Robinson
Yes, the only one in the whole game
Austin White
It was a good game, the music was atmospheric and fun, the enemies weren't varied enough, but they were still fun to kill. I mostly play PS4 myself, but I enjoyed the heck out of BotW. I don't understand why it makes people so damn salty.
Joshua Kelly
how does he have such a large inventory already?
Anthony Perez
why is the text in chinese? i just don't understand
Hudson Lopez
It's extremely easy to emulate and you can enhance it to blow the Switch version completely out of the water, anything from 60 fps to massive draw distance increases.
Carter Jones
And yeah, the important part is that it's actually a good game as far as MMOs go. Even better if you played FF before for all that fanservice
Colton Bell
>I didn't go through with it
You retarded, son?
Isaiah Morgan
They had a Minecraft run. Talk about RNG.
This isn't bad at all. Is this your first day watching?
Hudson Scott
this run makes me involuntarily clap
Noah Torres
>60fps
Broken 60fps that is only good for youtube videos and has tons of broken menus
Nolan Perry
Good on you for trusting your instinct buddy. It's amazing how they are called the "accepting" and "tolerant" group but only when you fall in line.
Connor Green
>GAMERTIME
BANNED
Christopher Ward
Yes
Samuel Flores
GAMERS
Jonathan Williams
IT'S GAMER TIME BROS
Kevin Ortiz
QUIT POSTING FAGGY BOYS AND GIVE UP THE CUNNY
Ryder Sullivan
Fucked sleeping pattern
Owen Adams
>he can't read cyrillic
Jason Cox
Seeded?
Connor Carter
GAMER TIME
Jacob Peterson
>the g word
Banned.
Ryder Allen
Kinda. There are a bunch of options to go through it, which makes it pretty interesting in my opinion
Dylan Perry
If you take it long enough, the only permanent damage it can cause is sterility.
Ryan Williams
GAMERS IT'S OUR TIME
Gavin Kelly
>Talk about RNG.
Don't get me started on that "RNG" 10 obsidian in a chest, blaze spawner right next to the nether portal shit.
Wyatt Cooper
>gamer time
Christopher White
>GAMER TIME
haha
Lucas Evans
Wait until it's optimized
Landon Bailey
It was a boring game, especially when you compare it to other zelda games.
Adrian Hall
I played the whole game with it and never had issues.
Nicholas Brooks
i'm sorry i'm just really drunk right now and my reading comprehension is not so good
Wyatt Miller
user I'm happy you're in a better place but I really need to hear the full story regarding that "reaction".
Jeremiah Parker
GAMER TIME
Jaxon Campbell
MOVE MOVE MOVE
Jordan Lopez
that run was fun as hell too.
Nathaniel Clark
The jumping and rocketing is amazing looking regardless of speedrunning, let alone it actually being utilized
Wyatt Stewart
>tumblr
Camden Howard
Thank fucking god user
How old were you?
Can't you just replay these loans back with these money that you didn't use? I got no idea how american """health"""care works
Henry Collins
TO RISE UP
Parker Evans
they didn't read it
Robert Turner
i'm pretty interested in ShB DRK. i liked it in HW but i wasn't too into how it played at 70 in SB. it looks like they borrowed some things from WAR which is cool.
Andrew James
Ah. I just saw a bit harping on about erasure and my eyes glazed over
Isaac Johnson
Allegedly random seed but the first village chest he opened had exactly the items he needed and they never showed him generating the world so who knows
Josiah Parker
not him but honestly this is the only 3d zelda i like. i prefer the 2d zeldas
Julian Hernandez
Naw, it really wasn't. It seems like a natural progression to me. I like 2D Zelda's more personally, but I still think it was a decent Zelda game. I mean, they can't just remake AlttP and Ocarina of Time forever ya know?
Samuel Perez
>the only bad thing is that it permanently destroys your ability to have children
>let alone that the drugs aren't FDA approved so dosages are administered by what amounts to a guess
>let alone the mental damage that can occur if at risk individuals (which most pre-hrt trannies are, depressed etc) suffer sudden hormonal shifts
yeah nah hormones are candy
Kevin Wright
They claimed it was a random seed but they didn't show him starting the game so....
Jordan Long
The only way to get your donation read is by making a stupid fucking pun or meme.
Evan Cox
I can respect that. Give it a read though, it's fucking foul what's going on with the movement. Human exploitation at its finest, setting up a crisis on par with the opiate epidemic.
Adam Adams
Gonna ask in this thread. Is there a guide or list of stuff to do? The game seems massive so I wouldn't mind knowing what to do aside from the main story.
Gavin Turner
I was about to discard your opinion, but seeing as you're a fellow 2D-chad, I suppose I'll have to respect it.
Parker Watson
In the end the tranny thing may end of causing more death and destruction than Heroin ever could.
Parker Edwards
this one is extremely helpful
ffxiv.gamerescape.com
Lucas Ward
The loans were through the bank, two of them in fact, there was a small court thing I had to do and argued temporary insanity which got me hit with some fines but it's being sorted. I was 16 when they got a hold of me, 18 when I took out the loans, 23 now.
Doxing, posting nudes everywhere, calling me a nazi, chasing me off of every platform I was on, going to any community where it seemed like I might be and "warning" people that I'm "transphobic" and harmful, phonecalls at night from spoofed phone numbers, depersoning me in general. Lost every single friend I had over the course of three nights and had to go through months of harassment and calls for me to kms.
Mason Peterson
thanks for this article user, really interested in this NGO astroturfing type of stuff, never even considered it would be this visible in something like lgbt politics
Ryder Thomas
I wish trans people were more encouraged to embrace their femininity/masculinity and incorporate it into their personality without chemically and surgically damaging their bodies, or denying the reality of the body they were born with. Fuse it. Be the girl in the man's body. Learn and grow from the gift of the two perspectives you were given
Adam Sanchez
Ram is fucking ugly.
James Gutierrez
>tranny took over the thread
Fucking hate you faggots.
Charles Flores
What did you think of Skyrim?
Xavier Reed
what's with gannon and being a boar
Jose Peterson
>I was 16 when they got a hold of me
why is this legal?
Brayden Roberts
Welcome to the nazi club fren
William Garcia
no way fag
Jacob Bailey
WAKE UP FAGGOTS TIME FOR MAJORAS MASK
Gavin Campbell
Good game.
Henry Williams
The first ganon was a boar monster.
Anthony Moore
You know they're starting kids on HRT at 4 years old now, right?
Leo Hughes
Being trans means not wanting to embrace your feminity/masculinity. This is like saying gay people just need to embrace their straight side, fuck off with this transphobia
Luis Gray
Brayden Anderson
>wake up
>5 hours
i sleep,literally,good night fagget
Ryder Moore
Blanc is Bland
Dominic Jackson
4P Dungeons
8P Dungeons
24P Raids
4P Trials which if you've played WoW are like the lairs
8P Trials
Lots of professions which are more active than the usual mmo stuff, with abilities and skills and such
Housing
Golden Saucer
Public Events and world bosses
roguelike dungeon crawlers
Nolan Powell
lol, this is right-winger fan-fic
Ryan White
If botw only got an 85 metacritic score, would this board still be as salty as they still are?
Levi Price
You misunderstood, I meant embrace your femininity if you were born male, and embrace your masculinity if you were born female. You still have the perspective of the gender you were born as though, and that's a valuable thing.
Luke Reed
i really wish it was, bud.
Jaxson Young
That's a weird way to spell perfect.
Joshua Rivera
A bit, maybe. That game is average at every level and does absolutely nothing new, and yet people treat it as a revolutionary masterpiece.
John Ortiz
This board can't ever let anything go.
Owen Parker
This. People can still be tomboys and girlymen and not be total faggots about it.
Julian Hughes
I had a similar thing happen to me. Was just fucking around on twitter since I was lonely and ended up making a joke that got took the wrong way. Immediately echoed out without any context and people just believed it and blocked me. Got it sorted out which is how I found out people literally didn't even check or know what I'd said, just heard bigot and went nuclear.
Josiah Green
t. pic related
Camden Sullivan
so you think that both Breath of the Wild and Skyrim are shit games? What games would you consider good?
Ryan Reyes
>This is like saying gay people just need to embrace their straight side,
I think way more people are at least a little bit bi than anybody wants to admit right now and everyone would be chiller if they could accept that
Camden Powell
You say that like gay guys don't enjoy having sex with the occasional female.
Charles Long
I don't personally believe there is such thing as a "gay person" who is born only being attracted to the same sex. Gay people are made, not born.
Gavin Price
Are you actually serious about Skyrim? I thought you were joking.
Alright, I'll toss out a few in no particular order:
N64 Zeldas
Monster Hunter 4 U
Celeste
Most Castlevanias, both Metroidvanias and classic
Legacy of kain games
SoulsBorne
Ys games
Etrian Odyssey games
Logan Jones
>Legacy of kain
poor man's zelda with good dialogue
Hunter Hill
It isn't a matter of belief, it's a matter of evidence.