I love you all anons, thanks for making my life better

Will i get a GF this year

will my dad find a job soon
it's been 2 years

will i lose my virginity this year

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You're welcome, I hope your life is pleasant.

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...

Will i ever craft Contender?

god dammit risking a ban twice, answer me

Ouch!

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Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, go dangle from a bridge

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Heh

give the monolith time, man
you cant rush fortune telling

holy shit this fucking monolith

LOL

Is my soul doomed?

Will my life get any better if I cut videogames out of it?

will i be a cute girl

are all answers that come from this monolith the opposite of reality?

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Go climb a wall of dicks

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Will I sell my shit

ENOUGH

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Will I ever find peace within myself?

BASED MONOLITH

I want to make games, will i ever make it?

worst monolith ever but let's reroll
are all answers that come from this monolith the opposite of reality?

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w-will I be a cute boy?

A-user..

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based af monolith

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fuck you! I am going to grab a gun, run to the park and blow my brains out in front of the kids playing.

FUCK YOU

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Will my life get better if I stop working in retail?

Yeah
That's rough

You're welcome.
Remember that the #1 cause of your emotions is yourself. Practice feeling the way you want to feel. Don't mourn what you lack, enjoy what you have. Don't regret the past, make the most of the present.
Oh, don't fall for the 3dpd meme or the transgender meme. Get a waifu.

Will things be okay?

Am I rooted for a better path?

In you go!

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will trump get reelected

Will I be happy 3 years from now?

Woah that's deep bros....

...

Will justice come to those who deserve it?

Will I ever feel loved?

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fuck my ass

you slut

y-you too

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lol

this monolith is fucking kino

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That monolith is rigged
Ask the almighty one

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will I ever have this "sex" thing people are talking about on here?

are my digits 1

WILL I BE A CUTE BOY

Is she the one?

.

LOL

You're welcome my dude.

will i find love next year

will this new job work ou

WILL I BE A CUTE GIRL YOU FUCKING CUNT

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Are Jews the problem?

Is it true?

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hold on user let me ask for you
will user's job work out?

Do you think it's a good idea to open a Patreon day 1 on the first day of being a girl on the internet?

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will i get a gf this year?

ANSWER ME

thanks user

.

Will I become the man I hope to be?

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BASED

Will I get a boyfriend soon?

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holy shit tranny btfo

>this monolith is fucking kino
I fucking know right.

Yo Monolith. Are you based as fuck?

Will I ever obtain happiness?

The answer is no.

will I find a cute gf this year

SHUT UP

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Will she ever love me?

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>0
eat shit fuckface

>ill see you soon
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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Will I die peacefully in my sleep tonight?

Will I ever have sex with her?

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Re-roll time

will i get a cute bf

I accept it.

...

I'm stuck in a re-roll loop

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WILL I FIND LOVE NEXT YEAR

Is she annoyed by me?

Am I ever gonna have sex

is she the one

KEK

>just jack off
Reasonable

kek

Will I get a qt bf soon?

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Will I meet the one this year?

Will the zone finally become real

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will i go bald

Your wish shall come true if you sacrifice a live human being to the god Moloch by the end of tonite.

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pls

Will I be dumb enough to fuck Lesley in the future?

am I going bald

Did you see the latest tifa boobs thread!?

Will my coworker get hit by a car?

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Will I die on my 30th birthday?

Traps are gay?

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Ignore this

are we going to find a way to stay together and be happy?

I don't worship false idols, sorry.

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Do I ignore ?

If I got out this Sunday, will I find the love of life?

Is Futanari the pinnacle of manhood?

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Will OP die a horrible death tomorrow for being a faggot?

Fuck you
I'll meet the one

will i ever be rich

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i'll be the one behind if you decide to ever go the gay way.

I asked if my soul was doomed. It said, "Never", so what's your joke?

noo
OP here
will I die a horrible death?

I love you too. Yea Forums may have ruined my life in some aspects, but the ton of fun I've got from this place and other boards was absolutely worth it. I regret nothing. Thank you OP, and thank you anons. Stay safe, take care.

Still, you're a faggot OP and every poster above and below are fucking NIGGERS. Imagine being this gay and emotional over an anonymous anime website.

I really wonder what I'd do without this website sometimes. Thank you all again

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I'm sorry for your loss.

Elvis Presley

loss?

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Do I have a purpose in life?

Can you be my gf, monolith-chan?

Will I have beachfront property in 30 years?

Decent bait.

Oh boy, yay global warming!

will I die young?

Will I finally kill myself?

Okay, re-rolling. Can you be my gf, monolith-chan? :3

>believes global warming meme

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hah
you won't be his gf because you are MY gf, right?

Dude, seek help.

The monotlith doesn't lie, you fucking nigger.

Should I help anons here fap ITT?

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will i come back for more torment?

Will I finally be happy after getting burnt off my last job and having the worst breakup?

yes, you will be serving food to your fellow inmates during your life sentence.

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So there is death after death
thanks monolith

oh? let's see
is global warming real?

I want the Zone to disappear

You said beachfront property which means you could just buy a new house tard

>2
Oh.. ok

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That is a highly unlikely outcome.

Only if you actually look cute

Well shit.

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Eat shit you fucking faggot I love you too

don't rejoice yet
that was just a test, we all know it's real
but is it caused by humans? or does it receive any relevant contribution from humans?

Will I date this new girl I've started talking to

I never said anything about it being caused by man. You shouldn't put words in other people's mouths, that's rude.
Will that user ever learn manners?

Does she still love me?

I'm seriously curious as to how this board made your life better

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it gave me social interaction
it allowed me to be myself and express my inner thoughts in a way I would never be able to irl

Me too, user. I love you fags.

lol retard

Will I finally stop procrastinating and do something with my life?

All my dreams involve me being in traffic of feeding my cat.
OP,have a nice day,fren!

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Will i get the job

Do you think your life would be better or worse if you never started browsing Yea Forums? This place helped me grow a thick skin but I spend too much time here when I could do something more productive.

Rerolling

Speaking of dreams, you just reminded me of a strange dream I had today. There was an old native american man who was my neighbor, and he offered me a ride somewhere. I didn't take him up on the offer because I had overheard him earlier plotting to kill me.

will I ever find true peace and happiness?

will i ever get /fit/

wew
No, because I would've turned into a tumblr tranny or worse.

will I get /fit/

Rerolling again...

What the fuck, man? Absolute garbage, now my life is ruined due to horseshit. Please tell me:
Will my dad make it to Germany?

If I buy a lottery ticket today, on my name day, will it be the winning ticket?

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Fuck

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should i end myself?

I hate all of you.

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Man, the monolith is on point today.

niggers

That thing

Dreams are stupid. It's always based on something you spent a few seconds thinking about,then you went about your day.
You will now dream about.....

I’m about to masturbate. Anyone want to join me? It’s Feet Friday, so today I’m jacking off to feet, soles, and toes.

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As stupid as they are, it's like watching a movie or playing a video game for me. I'm never myself in my dreams, and I can even look in mirrors there with no ill effects.

i need to fuck that fox

Too bad.

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same

thank you user

rolling for the good shit

Will I have a gf?

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will i rank up today?

>like watching a movie or playing a video game
But you wake up just before they end.
Not that either of us can do anything about it.
Pic not related,I just like pics.

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Do I have a shot with Em?

How are things going to work out with tiny Vietnamese girl? Will I get to fuck this cute little goblin?

They usually do end, or bleed into the next one. I've died more than a few times, or I've had "someone" pull me out of a dream.

kill speedonvhs kill jimmy kill hazmat kill oldfashionedoats

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Will 4channel.org ever merge back into Yea Forums.org?

can i quit Yea Forums?

crap
can i quit Yea Forums

>I've died more than a few times
Those are my favorites.

oh shit bye anons ill miss you all

NO! yo can quit for a it,but you are here forever!
Welcome fren

See you soon.

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I hate all of you, especially /pol/fags

I really appreciate Anons like you, user.
Always looking at the bright side out of everything.
Have a nice weekend, user

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should I FAP

You anime posters are nice people.

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The fuck kind of ad is this.

It's not an ad.

Whatever it is, it's stupid.

lol,my school bus is just a shill for schools!

I'd fuck female Yea Forums if it weren't for all the trans propaganda

will I survive conscription

WHATEVER SHILL!
jk,fren,jay effing kay muh fren.
Just wanted to give you a you

Will i manage to finish my backlog before 2020?

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Will I managed to finish all of my backlog before 2020 at least...?

Will I be witness to open contact within my lifetime and will my family and I end up happy and comfortable?

Life is better if you don't.

Will Sword and Shield be the thing to finally kill /vp/?

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I see, I had the power all along!

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the hero /vp/ needs
just spare /rheg/ ok?

You already know my question monolith. What is thy answer.

Sure thing,fag.

Apparently, it doesn't know.

Will tomorrow be the day I buy Chainlink?

Will my penis grow in size?

Fucking ROLL
funny since I'm posting from a casino

Will I ever lead a happy and fulfilled life?

Will steam make a better mini-game next year?

>Yea Forums
>Making life better
What world do you live in
Also video games

Will we get back together?

Will I get into law school

Just tell me if we'll be together. I want her to love me again.

Rolling around at the speed of sound

will i ever get the bitches? i'm trying

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Will GameFreak ever make another good Pokemon game?

is this movie gonna be good?

Will I die?

n-nani?!?!

part 2

will i ever get bitches?

part 3

reroll

Will I see results within a year?

will it get better?

Will my ex's new marriage last?

Will I find the love I need

Don't do it, user. Don't you fucking do it man.

Will I die alone?

Am I gay?

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Am I gonna quit smoking once and for all?

rerollan mcdonald

RDR2 STEAM FUCKING WHEN

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why do my balls smell really bad

Right after RDR gets released on PC. :^)
Also RDR2 will be an Epic Store/Social Club exclusive.

Will I get to see her soon?

Can I finish my game?

Is it worth buying The Elder Scrolls VI?

Will I ever met tkimz the author of girls last tour and shimeji simulation?

Thank you
Also is tkimz male?

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No one replies to anything I type
I get nothing out of this fucking website

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Reroll

should i recontact him?

Here (you) go faggit.

Will I get a bf this year

Bless up dude, I still like this place.

Because you don’t shower, you sit and sleep most of your life and you’re really fat.

will season 3 actually be decent

dammit

letting the stupidity of a videogames board on a swedish fish carving forum impact your life at all is retarded

Will I start to deal with my anxiety better?

Should I fap before sleep

Does she still love me?

oh that's wholesome I've been on new meds and I've started working out I hope it gets better :)

kek

rollando

will i become an exceptional conversationalist?

will china ever fuck off and die from this world?

If you are a girl, yes.

Am I gonna fuck her

Will I have problems with her family

Will I get my lazy ass up and start working out?

Manageable problems?