SGDQ 2019

What run is up I just woke up

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GIVE ME A HAIRY GAMER FRIEND

GLITCH EXHIBITION IS HAPPENING YAAAAAAAAAAAS WE DID IT

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when she presents her bussy to jewyama

Get a job

It's fake bro.

Are you enjoying the run?

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Dark Souls

BEST RUNNER OF GDQ 2019

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>omg I love Dark Souls praise the sun OOORRRBBB

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PAY MY FUCKING BILLS

What are ya eatin tonight Yea Forums?

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Probably the same thing as he implies with his shirt.

>MFW deathcam

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>Any Race above C-tier

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this dude LOST TO PINWHEEL yet BEAT JEVIL FIRST TRY???

Based Chad runner telling Miyazaki what to put in his games.

>based run
>good commentary
>blowing advertisers the fuck out
Is there a tier beyond SSS?

quit posting that tranny

jannies wtf

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>this is how the arena looks like, black as a nigger
god damn

kys

OH NO SHUT IT DOWN

>black
cmonBruh

Miyazaki's going to kill this guy

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>here's where those From software jews fucking ran out of money

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>s-s-swimming dlc
>WHAT
too chad

God I wanna fuck his furry ass

Do people in here actually jerk off to cartoons?

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he's gonna make it, lads. runner status: NOT BANNED

Phosu is cute!

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...

>Take him from behind

TAKE HIM FROM BEHIND

>$10 for 2 hot dogs and fries

>take him from behind
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED

>take him from behind

I'm eating out tonight.

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KILL ALL NIGGERS AND TRANNYS

Star Fox 64 was really that good?

>then we're gonna take him from behind
based

Take it from behind

>take him from behind

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TAKE HIM FROM BEHIND
HAHAHAHHA
HE CANNOT BE STOPPED

>another sex joke
this guy is off the rails

>take him from behind

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>rape joke

>we're going to talk him from behind and fuck his boyhole
Whoa what the heck?

not once but twice

>TAKE HIM FROM BEHIND

Buffalo chicken wings for sure

dilate

>Take him from behind

>TAKE HIM FROM BEHIND

dark souls speedruns are like a soviet torture film
it just never ends

>this game is black as a nigger
based

>"Fromsoft ran out of money here because it's just all black"
Subtle

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>take him from behind
banned

>$10 hot dogs

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>take him from BEHIND
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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kys

>chokes several times
>still under estimate
based

What else am I gonna jerk off to?

Wario

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go back to instagram, normie

>jannies delete the first two posts intentionally
>keep this

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>gay buttsecks joke
BANNED

Kill yourself.

>h-hey did you uhh, h-hear about the swimmi-
>I'M SORRY WHAT, SPEAK UP YOU AWKWARD FAGGOT I'M PLAYING VIDYA
he's going too far

>last night I called Miyazaki
>ughh I hate you Miyazaki
>I gotta talk to Miyazaki about this
I'm not even into soulsborne, but something about him mentioning the director in such a buddy-buddy way feels really cringe

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>TAKE
TAKE
>HIM
HIM
>FROM
FROM
>BEHIND
BEHIND

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that's disgusting

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>HE CAME FROM...BEHIND....

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>SSS tier ds1 run
>comfy botw run after this
>perfectly scheduled sleep time mm 100% run
actually pretty based leading into the last day

No way, fag

swiss cake rolls, frozen in the freezer
coca-cola

>getting the cuck ending

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Have you never been to a convention or expo? They charge out of the ying yang for food because they can and people get hungry.

>take him from behind

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You have to go back

Haha. No. That'd be silly, user.

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>toss away
It's charity

Yes, good commentary and it's a medals run so he's just not skipping everything.

>he believed it

Does this run go above or below SSS!!?

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>Half this list is chicken related
Seems like the whole tendies thing is a real thing eh?

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based

in complete control of the room

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FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ

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It's its own category: SSS+++

>starts a cult chant
STOP THIS MAN

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>ported him to dark souls 3
lmfao

>that chanting
spooky

kino emote chant

Rate this run!

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3x 360 NO SCOPES

>PARRY TO TRIPLE 360

Rate this run!

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ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

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RATE THIS RUN.

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>THREE(3) 360s
the MADMAN

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Well this chant takes the run down to C tier.

>Banned for sexy shirt
FTFY

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>under estimate

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What an absolute god
RATE THIS RUN

>ask for hype

Oh no you just posted cringe, you're going to lose ratings

based runner desu

>that was way better looking than the 3d version
I love the trailer style... but come on user.

DAB

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>From bosses are hard

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very nice

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TRIPLE 3 FUCKING 60
HOLY
FUCKING
B A S E D
SSSS TIER RUN

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Technical play, annoying runner.

>DUDE THIS SHIT IS SO HARD
>NO SERIOUSLY HE'S SO HARD
>...
>HAHAHAHA GOTTEM ITS ACTUALLY REALLY EASY

this is the worst fucking meme, fuck every runner who does this

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11/10

if you didn't chant frankerz in real life you have no soul

OMG WHAT

WHAT A FUCKING WILD RIDE HOLY SHIT

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SSS+++ TIER user
PUT IT IN SSS+++ TIER
IT WAS SSSTYLISH

>LINKED THE FIRE
Uh

SSSS

S

SSS for still under estimate

SSS-TIER

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S

SSS

BANNED/10

Too hot for TV

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FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

SSS+

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FUCK/10

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Mad you're poor?

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11/10

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3fags on suicide watch

SSS RUN

DANK SSSSOULS
ELDER GOD TIER

SSS!!!

Cool glitches, great commentary, fucking hilarious gaffes by the runner. An exemplary display.

solid SS, not SSS due to chokes

S

α

SSS

gay

S

best run without a doubt so far SSSSSSS+

SSS easily

SSS tier fun runner and under estimate

SSS

FrankerZ FrankerZ

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HE TRIPLE 360 PARRIED GWYN FUCKING BASED

SSS+ RUN, BEST SOULS RUN AT ANY GDQ

S

>annoying runner
Your taste is shit, and so are you

SSS

*ahem*

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SS+ tier

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have fun and sex

best soulsborne run gdq has ever had

S Tier

SSSouls

whats a good cheap shmup thats not ikaruga n on steam sale right now

SSSS+

Holy FUCK that hand is fat

SS

SSS+++

360 SSS++SSS+

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SSS+++

>I finally fucking made it

ELDER GOD

ELDER GOD

ELDER GOD

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SSS

>fucking up his third chance

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S

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S

WHY THE FUCKSSS tier

α

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SSS+

SSS++

SSS

please don't ban me / SSS

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WHO Yea Forums HERE?

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SSS

A

SSS+++

SSSSSSSSSSS

can't ban THE MAN

loses 1 point for technical difficulties and messing up the same skip twice

SSS

α

SS

True alpha

I second that. I was ready to groan out loud when they started to say something similar during Ristar, but they actually played it straight that time.

Great run despite the technical difficulties. A+

Great run
The runner was really good

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oh no

So he's going to go off to ESA next year right?

>from this to fucking zzzzzzzelda
GDQ is over.

>They accepted him 2 times before and he didn't show up
>Such a chad they accept him a third time and he shows up to say fuck on stream
Is there ANYONE who can contain him?

SSS

S

So toss away

Any of the newer Touhou games like 16 or the demo for 17.

>lost 6 mins due to tech crew issues
>still under estimate
>cursed on stream
>sly digs at GDQ
>amazing chest ahead
>got threatened by staff and still came back strong

SSS+

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>tfw we're never seeing this runner again

>you're now remembering the runner is getting banned

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This guy will never get a run accepted again but they'll still allow him on the couch.

FUCK NIGGERS

>going out to eat tendies means you're rich
thank god im not americ*n

SSS

Why isn't Narci at GDQ? She's so cute and would be really popular I bet!

I liked this guy. S+

banned/10

kys

SSS, that was some great stuff.

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That run sucked. You're just creaming your pants cause he said a bad word.

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SS, at least.

Redpill me on why punchout is so high.

SSS

i know what i'm eating later

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you first nigger

>little fat fingers

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>all of these ratings over S
>just because he made a couple edgy jokes

jesus, the tier list so shit because of you people inflating scores, there are way too many runs with a rating of A or higher

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WTF WHY IS EVERYONE GIVING HIM SSSS
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE C-TIER AT BEST
GAS ALL REDDIT NORMIES IN THIS THREAD

I don't even fucking care about the few bad jumps, he nailed so many hard tricks like it was nothing while not giving a fuck and dabbing on the GDQ staff. SSS

This hyrule castle remix is actually fucking dope

S, quite a few chokes, but fun run overall

S-S-Sick/10

he doesn't need gdq

gdq need him

to the degree where they begged him 3 times

fucking THE MAN

THE CHAD

THE ELDER GOD

Didn't he commit suicide a few months ago?

>due to unfortunate circumstances I couldn't attend but GDQ allowed me this time
Actually what the fuck did he mean by this? What stopped his runs previously?

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dilate

>i canceled twice because trannies disgust me
wow

SSS

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People in chat spamming BANNED

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we should really stop going SSSSSS every time we get a cool run, this was great but we have tiers for a reason. a solid S, the people going SSSSS+++!!! are just getting caught up in the moment I think

It's completely blindfolded.

F, too much profanities and mistakes

First and last time at GDQ I see

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SS BRING BACK CUSSING AND HATE SPEECH

SSS

hi friend! transgenders are frown upon here at Yea Forums

This. His comedy wasn't horrible but it was very forced.

sauce

Are these glitches really going to be worth $30,000?

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S, or put him in the "please don't ban me" tier.

>the gdq security team waiting for catalystz to finish the run

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no resets blindfolded run with pretty good commentary

Is the stream jumpy for anyone else?

He nearly killed a tranny and they had to keep him away from the venue for safety concerns

He showed off some crazy glitches while also styling on the bosses.

Added to SSS!

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race) // Dark Souls
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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this

QUADRUPLE S TIER

>t. ds3fag

S-Sauce?

Crimzon clover

He kept the energy up the entire run but if you want to straw man that it was 3 edgy jokes in a hour and a half run that made people enjoy it I guess you can do that for a (you) or two.

Try resetting it, or even changing the resolution and changing it back.

no you fucking retard

he's actually entertaining and keeps it 100% pure GDQ

kys

He was entertaining.

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based

>Yea Forumsermin can only think in extreme binary
wow what a shock

What?

You forgot the +++

yeah it’s been like that for me, even using streamlink

blindfolded personal best, no deaths

that was the only good run this year by the sheer fact he said the FUCK word.

>breath of the wild
>35 minutes

thank god we can skip this shit heap relatively quickly

Tier lists don't matter, and it's fucking bonkers that people are taking them seriously this year

seriously, fuck these retards and fuck tier list fags who burn 100 posts in a thread on rankings

Very fun, the only bad thing was the twitch stuff. Banned / 10 A+ at least

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How dare you reply to me?

If that was SSS then this whole fucking thing is terrible.

>paypal me so I can eat all this expensive food

>Majora's Mask run
>5 hour 15 minute estimate
Why?

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Dial 8

>social eating

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yeah and he choked a ton

fucking kill yourself

Probably personal circumstances that took precedence over attending GDQ due to urgency, I understand why he doesn't elaborate because it's probably something that he doesn't need to share with everyone watching.

correct placement tbqh

You're right, clearly Big the Cat and Rygar were better than this DS run that involved way more actual skill in performance and had a more entertaining runner.

Fuck Soulsbabies holy shit

Fucking two ZZZZZZZZZZZelda games? Time for bed.

He did the "this next part is so unbelievably hard!" routine, but Yea Forums actually believed him

guy did it blindfolded while commentating and got a PB

100% is a lot of things to do, user

This looks pretty dope

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What else is new?

>not sss+++

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it will be comfy, please trust me user (:

seething

>Celeste at ZZZ
I'm getting real sick of this blantant transphobia

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He was consistent as fuck, the two of the three fuck up was from the pause pulling him from the zone and the the third one was just really bad luck.

it was from june 12th but still, she used the money to fly out and attend gdq

What were the bad words he said?

S tier run

Have fun, you sad tranny.

100%

I honestly agree with most of this list, we've had a great GDQ

have sex

Designated sleep time for those of us who've been up for over a day.
Comfy time for people on normal sleep schedules.

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its only 6 hours straight you baby

>muffin not pufhahahaing when reading donation
why

I’m assuming family issues or maybe he just couldn’t afford to come from Europe

Holy fuck imagine

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I bet you're one of those who scream "HYYYPE" along with the audience

This whole fucking event is terrible you fucking retard. It's been terrible for literal years, dipshit.

five fucking hours of majora's mask afterwards

>yeah and he choked a ton
>and it was still a good run
literally ultra instinct level energy

SHUT THE FUCK UP COVERT

>human dialate

Wow now even the announcer is getting into it...

haha let me sit here with this epic super funny hat xD

any fellow human dialect bros here

This guy is super annoying

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Streaming is the worst thing to ever happen to video games.

I'm just gonna watch Pokaan instead.

How many fucking Zelda games are they going to run?

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was there a single swag strat in that run?

>5 hour "speedrun"

at least it's not fucking Skyward Sword I guess

WHERE'S MY GLITCH EXHIBITION?????

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SSS+++

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He got into a fistfight with miyazaki

he only choked because gdq's shitty setup fucking up destroyed his momentum

its an S

Frick and heck

well that got boring and gay after 30 minutes
nothing else is even worth watching bye goys it was fun

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Friday night prime time
>Majora's Mask Run
>Estimate:5:15:00

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Good job and cute.

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BAN ALL ZELDA GAMES AND JRPGS!

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How many Zelda games are there? That number.

personally think Rygar should be moved to A, but Big was fun enough to warrant S even if the actual speedrunning was not on par with this DS run

Because he has the decency to not make donation reading about himself, unlike a certain obese beaner.

He was six minutes off his pb

RE2 had some fun moments
Ristar was consistently nice but nothing extraordinary
But yep, the median level is pretty sad

he really didn't
he tried a risky jump twice for swag points because he was far ahead enough to give it a shot, and got unlucky on one other jump at the end, and did the rest extremely consistently

Too bad Sent got his dick cheese scent all over it

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Races are shit. They can't go above C-tier by default.

It’s actually a really sick run and Phil is a based runner

Fuck, Hell, FAP ring?

uyama please save us and kick hat person out

Why are you here? lol

TAS is incredibly boring

he called the four kings the four nigs and referred to smough as uyama

No, its wasn't great or anything but there is no reason for it to be at ZZZ, it was 20 mins, its just cause a trans girl was on the couch desu

dark souls 2 good

>bumfuck time for europe
>midnight for east coast
>prime time
>

>megumin poster puts the run in SSS tier
>not it's own SSS+++ category

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I swear to fucking god if this glitch exhibition is less than 15 minutes I'll fucking lose it

Skyward sword actually makes a pretty good let's play because it's just a less frustrating version of the game

Holy fuck it’s going to be based

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perfect time to get some sleep

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It isn't anywhere close to prime time

This a long zelda run is unironically comfy as fuck

To shitpost. If you actually are watching a GDQ for good, fun speedruns then you are probably too stupid to dress yourself in the mornings.

a.uguu.se/EQIZbvEQWW7K_o.mp4

> it's probably something that he doesn't need to share with everyone watching

He's never going to fit in with the GDQ community with that attitude.

>5 hours of Majora's Mask coming up

never heard of MajinPhil, will this be a comfy kino run or an absolute snore fest?

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Correct it in the next thread of course

He only choked because his run got paused by GDQ and then proceeded to get that ass RAILED

You can not say the U word!

He is. For some reason Yea Forums is quick to cling to anyone who shows any semblance of alpha behaviour

>1 hour 25 minute glitch exhibition

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you can't occupy the highest category and choke at the same time

he choked

Why do they need a ten minute setup to show off glitches?

He beat his blindfolded PB by 6 minutes, and was only a few minutes off his unblindfolded PB.

imagine being entertained because someone said these things
you are a faggot user

how dare you speak to me

so is the souls runner getting banned?
whats the story with this no show last 2 gdqs?
i need sauce on this story

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Yeah, the Catacombs plunge can just fuck you over through no fault of your own. Too bad about the Crystal Caves quitouts, but I can respect going for it a second time.

nope, I just appreciate a good game and commentary, especially when compared to the other runs in this sterile marathon

>hundo MM

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You absolutely can if you save the run as hard as he did

Dammit Potato Elf don't remind me of my own inefficiencies!

bruh nobody cares you can stop spamming

what's she pouting for? she got a rainbow

>HANDS UP OR I SHOOT

americans responded to that pretty nonchalantly

Zelda Zelda Zelda Yay!

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Worth it.

Go look at the time for a 100% BotW speedrun

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I unironically cannot wait until gymnast86 has fully torn SS to shreds so that he may unleash a 1:30 any% run on us next GDQ

>video game speedruns
you guys are fucking retarded spend your time on anime or something

He just had shit come up, why would there be a story.

Do you think those GDQ orgies really happen? Or is everyone too beta?

hope he does moan% for maximum lewdness

ungrateful whales

What are you talking about?

hehe he sayed the fuck
hahah big matty ganna be mad about dis wan

>I gas 999 KIKES
OH MY GOD

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Fuck
Hell
"please dont ban me"
"Im european, i have an excuse"
Dead babies
"Amazing chest ahead" while zooming at Gwynevere tits
"Take the four kings by behind"
Insulted myazaki multiple times

"NO!"

Start the glitches already!

Is the Architect behind this?

Since when were any donation incentives worth it?

>Majoras Mask 100%
>5 fucking hours
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck this shit worst zelda

awww ye
too bad it's not like the relay, that was too good to be true
but my body is ready for MM 100% too

>Do you think those GDQ orgies really happen?
Orgys? No. Reverse gangbangs, yes.

There are a few interesting parts. Never actually watched the whole thing though

There is LITERALLY nothing good next season or this season.

And there are retards here thinking he's gonna get in trouble for that?

I had sex last time I was at GDQ, it's surprisingly common

I literally guessed half that time
24 fucking hours what the hell

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Based

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Are you blind?

>good game
It was nice and technical
>good commentary

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SS

is that right?

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shut the fuck up, it wasn't that good. acceptable commentary, run itself was ok but had some chokes. it was a solid B and i have no idea why you guys are rating it so high except for shit like "LOL HE SAID 'TAKE HIM FROM BEHIND' BASED RUNNER DABBING ON GDQ TRANNIES XD XD XD"

Hey Yea Forums...
OOOOOOOOOORB

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He said no no words.

That’s it really, no swears and no fun or else Uyama will exile you.

Unless you’re a tranny of course, then you can bareback fuck on stream and get YASSS KWEEN’D

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im playing ace attorney so basically watching anime

>MajinPhil
Just checked, he's a canadian with 3rd place 100% and 10th any% so if anything should be decently skilled run

I hope so.

excuuuuuuse me, I suck dick for a living. Dont tell me how to spend my free time you bitch

To be fair, there were a couple of chokes. That shouldn't land it above the blindfolded, deathless, almost no-downs Punch-Out!! run.

Nice

fitkino bruh

>almost 24 hours
christ why even make that a category

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it's a meme/excuse to shitpost

There sure are. Right at the top of GDQ management

OOT 100% on the other hand is one of my favourite speedruns of all time despite its length
but it's 4 hours

Isn't that the time of his run?

>majority of that time is spent collection golden poop

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oops
didn't see that nipple

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dilate

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>No.468490620
oh look, the sperg from earlier this week is back.

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All 900 Korok Seeds
All quests
All map locations
All shrines
All divine beasts
All upgrades for everything that can be upgraded

Someone post the doctors without borders redpill

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

are you retarded, that's just his time from the run

THE CHAD RETURNS

it's here

Is it common for someone attending who isn't a speedrunner? If so I'll go next year

Everyone but you is rating it highly. Just because you're a contrarian doesn't make you right, gaylord.

>3 Zeldas back to back

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>This is probably the most expensive glitch exhibition ever

THE MADMAN

>Here's your fucking glitch exhibition

>canadian
dropped going to bed

OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SPEEDRUN?

HE'S BACK!!!!!!

DEAL WITH IT

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>back
>but with sunglasses

is it that easy to fool the gdq staff?

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BUT WAIT THERES MORE

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Yes. Will you tell me what it means?

SSS

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>He's still wearing the glasses

first of all, that's not true. second of all, thinking something is good just because its popular is the most reddit-fucking opinion i've ever heard, neck yourself

That shit was 45 minutes, and it was literally a video "live viewing". boring optimized generic run that doesn't even show off how crazy the game could get.

majoras mask is the worst zelda

The run was interesting, the commentary was entertaining, the runner was energetic and even the mishaps make it more memorable than a run in which literally nothing happens.

Go join your fellow wojakposters on manhattan bridge.

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>2 = 3
?

30K well spent

kek

>people paid 60,000$ for this

>get to Dampe
>run is dead

I don't speedrun, but the friend I was with did. I'm just interested in it and wanted to attend a spergfest. Some cute girls there that you don't see on cam since they tend to hang around the bar

>30k for THIS

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He would be S if he was trying so hard to be funny

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stop directly replying to him. he does this shit too often. Pseudo-reply if you have to.

>All 900 Korok Seeds
just...why...

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Based Bex shirt

>no java
Based shitting on the tech team

>poop walk
whats he doing?

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wow guys hahaha this is so sick!

100,000 INCENTIVE TO WHIP SENT IN THE BASEMENT

>30k for poopwalk
Based

He is S because he's trying

DUDE POOP

LOOOOOOOOL

OOT hundo is actually interesting.
The whole game is sequence broken, there are a million different glitches to see, and ass chest is finally in the run

cope

>they tend to hang around the bar

Because they're prostitutes looking for clients

>POPULAR BAD
>CALLING PEOPLE REDDIT GOOD

that and ocarina game are literally the only bad parts of it, every minute's filled with some sort of glitch
two bad things in a 4 hr run isn't bad at all

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>poop
Heh

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This take lacks perspective. Some games are easier to "choke" in than others, and manipulating a 3D game is going to have more margin for error than the simple memorization and responding to audio queues required for something like Punch Out.

Bases

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He should talk half as much

LMFAOOOOOOO
POOOOOOOP

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hahaha the character walk kinda funny, this was so worth 30k

What part of 100% don't you get?

UH OH STIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNKYYYYYYYYY

>468491002
Wait, this is what the people at the venue actually watch the show on? LOL
Why the FUCK would you go to this?

he lost steam in the second half

Cute!

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TIME TO TRANSITION, GIRLS

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60k to watch a poopwalk

Not to mention the tiers shouldn't just be based on no fuck ups. The run was fun as fuck and the runner was based as fuck. That earns +++ in my book

Do they not vacuum the place from time to time?

OMG OMG THIS IS H*CKING EPIC

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haha guys look he must poop and have a hamer
lots of hamer haha

>people paid money and gdq fakes 4000 dollars worth of donations for this

What the fuck? I was expecting there would be a projector or something

HAMMERS!!!!!! HOLY SHIT LOL

DUDE LMAOOO 3 HAMMERS

shoot the place up

zoro?

you must be retarded, i didn't say popular = bad, i'm saying your argument that popular = good by defult is wrong.

Based runner YEETING on zoomer trash.

I WOULD DONATE MORE JUST TO SEE 4 HAMMERS HAHA, CAN YOU IMAGINE FOUR HAMMERS

>runner literally cheating in broad daylight

These glitches are sh*t I want my donation back

POOPOO
3 HAMMERS!!!

>$4,000

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>makes people donate 60k to waste everyone's time
absolutely based

Is there any better entertainment you could get for $30,0000 instead of this?

No, no there is not.

She didn't get a rainbow

>60k donation for this

HOLY SHIT LMAO

>>Baldlets BTFO
HAHAHHAHAHA

Guys, 5 hammers

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>he still thinks regular people donated for this

when will you retards learn? every big donation 1k+ that's anonymous or doesn't have a message is literally scripted

>CHOKE

BUT ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE

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>SLAVE WORK
well he was nice while he lasted

HE MADE FUN OF SLAVES!!!
BAN HIM!!!!

what happened during Metroid Prime 2?

>the entirety of the people at the event only watch on what looks like a 50" TV.
>4 studio grade flood lights in your face all of which look like they don't even have softboxes.
wow great event. It makes sense the runner has sunglasses on.

literally nothing, regular claris

mental illness

this is so fucking retarded

beauty

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HE SAID THE SHIT WORD!!
BAN THIS MAN!!!!!

It's Fake

6 hammers

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