Play The Witcher 3

>losing virginity next week
Hopefully 13 years of porn trained me for this day.

i did and it was boring

It didn't.

it's good before you cum, after you cum then you can feel how bad she smell, how cold it is, how ugly she is and wonder why you are not playing videogames.

Remember, we are biological engineering to enjoy sex even if it is not beneficial for us in any way aside from expanding your seed.

Have sex

I'd imagine I can do crazy positions and have constant speed

Post blacked overwatch girls

get a better girlfriend

very bad bait img
0/10

Those arent important

What is? I don't want to spaghetti.

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use your mouth until she cums then she won't care when you cum in 2 minutes fucking her

Is the OP pic an actual cutscene or in-game event? If so, then I'll play it.

>using your mouth on a prostitute
Eww.

if it's a prostitute then it doesn't matter if you nut fast

Learn to pace yourself. Don’t blow your load the first 5 min. You probably will though but don’t distress just hop right back in the saddle and go again. It will be easier the second time

I'm more scared of staying erect than cumming. My weiner can die pretty fast even during masturbation.

Don’t use your mouth on a prostitute if that who your fucking. Her pleasure is irrelevant

anyone who doesn't care about the pleasure of a woman is likely a misogynistic incel or they have a less than large sized penis.

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she will smell too. After you cum you regain your sense and realize that it isn't worth it.

but i like eating pussy though

This image is inaccurate. Honestly, the bear cut off point is 9.5 inches. If you're under that, theres NO way you'll please a women.
In all honesty, you'll need to be 12.5 or 13.5 to even please a women MEDIOCRATLY. The scientific, ideal penis size is about 16.5 to 17.5 inches. So if your below 9.5, just die. If you're above 9.5 but below 16.5, good fucking luck.

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it's not like you will use it anyways

my girl smells great. i love her and she loves me. sex is a great expression of that love and just one great part of our relationship. it's not all about sex user. love is the answer. and smelling good

well said, love is incredibly pleasurable.

Foreplay. If you can’t get it up with dirty talk, her grabbing you and a bj. I don’t know what to tell you man

Different every time. How could I make justice the complete gamut of experiences in a single post?

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How are the escorts in your area? I hate mine. Nearly everyone has a laundry list of no’s. Not even a fucking cbj. Jokes, these whores.

>tfw fucked my cousin
So weird. I fucked up bad.

Ciri and her entire plot is the worst part of Witcher 3

16.5 doesn't even touch woman's uvula during penetration. You need at least 5 ft penis to do blowjob/PIV at the same time. Everything below 4ft is a micropenis.

I will

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Gods I wish I were getting fucked like that.

the best part about sex is hearing what youre doing to her. knowing youre the person she chose & then hearing every one of her heavy breathes in, every moan. you can do whatever you want once you hear that, you have her pleasure in the palm of your hand

Like a bag of sand

Guess how I know you a nigger?

I got a girl to fuck me right before I went full wizard but I couldn't get my dick hard. She laughed at said i was too young for that issue. I litteraly ran out of her apartment all the way home crying.

>eating pussy
Unless you're a dicklet, you don't need to do this.

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God I wish I was you

>tfw my gf legit wanted to measure my dick
Do I let her?

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>not blowing your load in 30 seconds flat and then going back to videogames

Amatuers

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story time?

Imagine actually believing this bait