ITT: vidya faps you actually do regret

Patrician taste.

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Having a bunch of saved games on RE3 close to different monsters so I could fap to Jill's death moans and imagine all of them fucking her.

In dark souls 1 there are half human half crow enemies (pic related). I blasted rope to their dead bodies because they had quite nice asses and great hip to waist ratio.
Ornifex in DS2 became a meme for it, but I was the OG silently whacking it atop a tower in the painted world with a dead crow woman at my feet.
Wait, regret?
I regret the time I jacked off to the faint outline of a butt belonging to a female xbox live avatar I created. Or the time I jacked off to Candy Kong's trophy in SSBB

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I regret nothing.

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Mei the concubine in Hitman: Contracts

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Porn addiction got so bad I would jerk off to Soulcalibur's character creator. Talim's such a babe.

There are fetish compilations of 47 strangling women on youtube. You're not alone.

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I, uh, gotta go do things

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link

I swear that pause/camera function in Melee existed just to make it easier to jerk off to Peach's bloomers.

>Not using it to jack off to Samus's boobs under her armor when she's being electrocuted

youtube.com/watch?v=0c9VN4T2wrA
>over 11 minutes

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I'll never look at my cat the same way again

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Molly Schultz getting sucked into a jet engine in GTA V. Her pitiful scream is really sexy.

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>all those yaoi vidya doujins you fapped to
Please, please shoot me
No, some of them weren't even traps.

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jesus this dude should be on a list

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misty from call of duty black ops 2

I don't even regret fapping to Prince of Persia WW
The game has a goth dominatrix and mommy belluci in it

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I am the same way but with the roles reversed

He just wants a quiet life.
Like a plant.

>he hasn't seen the gif

ffs, there's people jacking it to women being murdered itt and you're embarrassed about jacking it to a goth dominatrix?

You can't just say that and not post it.

What's wrong with that? Cute boys are based.

This is the only thing ITT that made me go "wtf" but hey no regrets

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It's degenerate and disgusting

Any of the Tekken girls
Most of the DOA girls
Tifa
Mai Shiranui

Isnt this the same chick from that webm of that cosplayer getting the evil-eye by some jealous 4/10?

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fuck I was about to post this, that brapper though

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>not even traps
i wont lie, thats straight up gay

Why would you regret that weak-sauce shit. Most people who grew up with them probably jerked off to at least one of the things you mentioned

Not memeing, I am serious

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Not judging, but what's the appeal here?

No it isn't. Boys are meant to be with boys. That's the natural way God intended. There is nothing more beautiful than two males showing love to each other.

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I remember downloading a WoW nude skin mod and masturbating to shitty pixelated vaginas and tits of Night elves and femsaken

This was in vanilla so draenei didn't exist, if they did I would have probably died of exhaustion.

Didn't they give her an asshole too? Rare are closeted furries.

A woman with a prim and proper voice expressing astonishment at the huge diarrhea dump she's blasting out.

Cow screams

Based. Forsaken girls are pretty.

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*sigh*

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I subconsciously gave myself a thing for talons
im not even a footfag or a furfag

fuck

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Which, naturally, is why they cant reproduce.
Gays never had any strong male friendships and have only been able to bond with women which is why the cant help but try to corrupt the fraternal bond

haha

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Is that the shit from the forest planet of Battlefront 2?

No image but I would record myself playing as a female in MGS v and going around doing war crimes like lining up soldiers and shooting them one by one

Ironically, I'm both of those and they do nothing for me

no its wraith from evolve, the dead game no one played

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so is that like a femdom thing but taken to the extreme?

Nice

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what happened after that?

wow you guys are pathetic gaming geek incels lmaoooooo

I dunno I just know it's unfortunate

On the contrary, God didn't intend it. It's if people reject God that he gives them over as a reprobate mind to do that which is against nature. Same sex practice is inherently blasphemous, it deliberately thwarts God's design, spits on His face and says "I know better," a hallmark of foolishness.

>One who lives practicing the vice of sodomy will suffer more pain in Hell than anyone else, because this the worst sin that exists.
St. Bernardine

>Romans 1:26-28
>1 Corinthians 6:9-10

She stood there and watched me for a good two minutes before asking if I "needed help." She gave me probably the best blow job of my life and reminisced about when my grandpa could blow massive teenage turboloads all over her floppy pancakes.

She gave me my french fries and that's it, I ate it while playing the game I didn't have my dick out I my boxers on and I was rubbing the knob, it feels better that way than pulling the foreskin up and down

youtu.be/yNdg2zWCyb0

Sodomy is pretty retarded but that doesn't mean monotheistic God isn't gay.

I once fapped to some random female argonian's feet in oblivion.
I came buckets.

Surely trannies would suffer even worse though since they strive to literally alter God's design for their own hedonistic pleasure

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guy on the left is a bigger faggot that guy on the right

nah man

Guy on the left could beat your dads ass

>implying the guy on the right didn't 40 percent himself thus ending his lineage

I did that to the N64 version, however, it is not a shameful fap.

My shameful fap, was in paper Mario ttyd. I've fapped to:
>Vivian bringing me into the shadows, imagining she's pleasuring Mario down there
>Mario squeezing the cloud lady's titty
>Positioning Mario and every female follower so it looked like they were sucking his dick

My very first fap was a vidya fap.
It's how I learned to fap (even though I learned the wrong way)

???
if you are neither of those things than to what are you masturbating? what is the appeal?

>fapped to the fucking shopkeeper sprite in the scott pilgrim game
It wasn't this exact character, but this is close enough. Christ I was a horny motherfucker back then.

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I can't even tell if this post is ironic anymore

based

>be 10
>playing Fable on OG Xbox
>drawing back a bow causes controller to infinitely vibrate
>mfw

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Judiasm is a meme religion starring closet fags' self insert fanfic deity. Greek myth is the true epitome of myth and belief and must be revived so humanity can thrive again.

This... This is nothing to be ashamed of

>t.Zeus

Judaism is a meme because it's a region based on the worship of Saturn.

>having buttsex is a bigger sin than murder, genocide, and human trafficking / exploitation

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wew suddenly smells like fish in here

>regret
what's that

I don't know, because its weak-sauce shit?

Never be ashamed of good taste

Weak-sauce as in vanilla. That's tame as gettign a boner while watching SpaceJam Lola scenes

Zeus ain't shit. We've got Kronos, the king of titans, we got Typhon the father of monsters, we got Nyx the embodiment of the night sky feared by all olympians. Just pick your awesome god that suits your personality and worship them for goodies

Sega Saturn?

My dad would rape the guy on the left.

Because your dad's gay

No, the planet Saturn. Saturn worship is the a huge rabbit hole.

Sega Saturn worship?

He can.

Furries are degenerates.