Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Thread

RATE THE RUN

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>no SGDQ anywhere in OP
trash thread

FUCK

Do Americans really not use swear words? How offensive is fuck to the average American? How offensive is cunt? Is hell a bad word in America?

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ohnononono

OH FUCK

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Sorry boys, we're shutting it down

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IT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN ALREADY HOLY SHIT

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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>speedrunning but with curse words

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He got punished for saying fuck

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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The power of PC gaming

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>F BOMB
>"PLEASE DON'T BAN ME"
>CRASHED THE GAME
GET
THAT
ASS
BANNED

>implying he's ever coming back

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>mouse crashing the game
PC GAMERS EVERYONE

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SHUT IT DOWN

First for WHY THE FUCK and crashed games

good lord

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Broke the list

Run is gonna get pulled isnt it?

>SHUT IT DOWN

SHOUT
OUTS
TO
OUR
AMAZING
TECH
CREW

SHUT
IT
DOWN

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HES GOING TOO FAST HE CANT SLOW DOWN

OHNONONONONONO

GOD GIVE ME A FUCKING GAMER FRIEND

INSIDE JOB THEY SHUT HIM DOWN

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RUN ASSASSINATED OH SHIIIIIIIIIT

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Plug officially pulled.

THEY KILLED HIM

THEY ARE SHUTTING HIM DOWN

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>PCKEKS
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Ban

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WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN

IN DARK SOULS RUNS

THEY AXED THE RUN HOLY SHIT

THEY ENDED HIS RUN

I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY KILLED HIM

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN CUNT

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GDQ put a hit on the run

You know this nigga never coming back

no you stupid frog poster, americans say fuck all the time, it's just the most puritans of puritans tthat care

>having fun
>on stream
SHUT IT DOWN

THEY SHUT HIM DOWN. HE'S BEING TALKED TO NOW AND GETTING SCOLDED FOR BEING A NAUGHTY BOY.

...

PULL THE PLUG, STOP HIM

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How does their PC setup have tech problems every fucking year?

youre watching a corporate event sponsored by corporations for a corporation. everything but giving them money is straddling the line of acceptability.

SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY ESA IS BETTER, THEY HAVE RUNNERS LIKE HIM!

>cheating
so this is what it means to "git gud"

WTF the projector died!

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No but GDQ staff are super uptight and redditards are eager to get people banned because it makes them feel like they have power.

OY VEY

Only gdq acts like its a big deal europoor, Mike Uyama needs his advertising shekels.

>shut it down

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This is unironically the pinnacle of comedy

>five hundred anonymous dollars
Dear 4channel how much is this worth

People swear all the time. It's just GDQ trying to be as "family friendly" as possible

>theyre sabatoging his run

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it turns out he was the curser all along

Trannies who just had their dilating session interrupted are dragging him away and stuffing socks down his mouth to muffle his naughty words as we speak.

shout outs to the tech crew

>zelda botw is one of the funner games to watch
>speed run is only 35 mins

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JUST HAD TO USE YOUR MOUSE TO LEVEL FAST

>Brainlets unironically think he's going to get banned
CovertMuffin has sworn during his past runs multiple times and he was not only allowed to do multiple runs this year, but also had multiple host shifts.

GDQ isn't nearly as anal as the retarded narrative you fags try to push.

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GODFUCKING DAMN IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THEY GOT HIM

IT'S NOT FAIR

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Because Dark Souls is a fucking mess.

>SHUT
>IT
>DOWN
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>SHUT
>IT
>DOWN
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>SHUT
>IT
>DOWN
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>SHUT
>IT
>DOWN
SHUT
IT
DOWN

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/d2g/ Reporting in!

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This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice me using a naughty word : damn

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awoooooo!

Absolute shit tier.

GDQ DELETED HIM

AWOOOOOO!

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Don't awooo

>ZZZ: TAS Celeste

what happened?

have they ever shut a run down right in the middle?
like staff came in and pull the plug?

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DUNNO WHERE HE WENT
OY VEY

the absolute state of the Dark Souls PC port.

>Had to pause the game to warn him not to say any more crude things

It was a shitty TAS run what did you expect

WAIT
H
A
T
?

why is this happening, bring him back right now

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Its harder to ban someone who actively volunteers to help with your event

I can't stand the way Covert Muffin says Dollar.

Nothing, Yea Forums was mad because the music producer (a tranny) was on the couch.

Me on the left.

just got off the phone with the sponsors. f**k is not gonna fly round' these parts

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hoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
ooooooooooooooooooooorb

BAN HIM

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People have been banned for a doll dumb idiot.

what the fuck just happened?

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Once in a while someone posts the medusa monstrosity that is their cable management, and it looks really bad. I'm surprised the stuff runs as well as it does considering how halfassed and nigger-rigged their setups are.

That's a fake list. Three zeds are too much, it was alright.

POUR ONE OUT FOR THE MAN

THE LEGEND

THE ELDER GOD

no. the closest to thing that have been mercy kills for runs that go way over estimate.

Its a TAS run of Celeste

>he's being dragged outside right now with a hood over his head
no bros... it can't end this way

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Looks like they paused it to warn him about language

>I am European
EUROPE IS NOT A COUNTRY YOU FUCK
STATE YOUR OWN COUNTRY OR SHUT THE FUCK UP

T E C H C R E W

>t. GDQ staff on damage control

They legit killed his stream didn't they?

Just wanted to remind everyone onlyafro is actually a huge faggot

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he said HECK

>he said f*ck?

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Whatever the top rating is + 1

awoooooooooooooooooooooo~~~~!!!!!!!

>only 20 minutes and it was the best run all week

BOTH RUN AND RUNNER SUICIDED BY STAFF

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...

It was Miyazaki, he did this.

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Anyone clip that? I came 1 minute too late

Well at least Zeldablock gets to start sooner

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It was a youtube video with commentary by an annoying tranny that wouldn't shut the fuck up

Who?

I thought it was pretty good. Not S, but somewhere A-B.

oh god this guy
>choo choo :D

What's up Jewyama? Shouldn't you be stuffing more charity money into your pocket?

>t. GDQ stuff damage controlling hard

They're escorting him out for being naughty

Czech Republic, sperg.

>DS2 fans

but hes our faggot

He tried to use the mouse to click more quickly on the level-up screen, and it ended up freezing it out.

But we all know the GDQ staff are taking an opportunity to kill him and replace the corpse

Clip the game not responding? No.

God I wish he would fuck my face

guys, can you please stop posting lewd pictures? im doing nofap. thank you.

HOW THE FUCK DOES MOVING THE MOUSE FUCK IT UP THAT BAD

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Most likely this. I don't think they would completely cancel without a warning

>move your mouse
>game crashes
Thank you FROM Software, very cool PC port!

>He swore?
>Crash it.

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MIKE YOU SUNNAVA BITCH

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I want to do many lewd things to Prinz.

I'm pretty sure that sort of occurrence is a feature when it comes to Souls games, it's cool.

SHUT IT DOWN UYAMA OY VEY

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this fucking faggot should just sell his boypussy and stop pretending to be a real youtuber anymore.

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what the fuck are they going to do for an hour?

I'm at GDQ right now, they're escorting the runner out without trying to make a scene, they're going to tell everyone the game save was corrupted and couldn't be finished.

theyre axing him
they took the fire axe out and are going to execute him in front of the crowd to set an example

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This is one of the few tranny tragedies that actually upsets me. That dude was leading the way in online griefing and exploit abuse and then he turns into a fucking crossdressing faggot.

What's the point of watching anymore. It's just the same gamed every year.

OnlyAfro is based as fuck.

even people who don't know afro didn't need a reminder

SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW
>SHOUTOUTS TO OUR AMAZING TECH CREW

>FUCK
>HELL
SHUT IT DOWN NOW!!!

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no he's not faggot

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ok but what do i get in return?

they are probably spanking him right now so he acts better the rest of the run

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>could have played video games with him
>anti-social attitude stopped me and made me go back into isolation and anonymous posting
I regret it.

THIS RUN IS FUCKING RUINED

FUCK GDQ

I hope his save file didn't get corrupted

This, what the fuck went wrong?

>filename
nice

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I'm at GDQ right now, they're escorting the runner's bloody corpse out without trying to make a scene, they're going to tell everyone the game save was corrupted and couldn't be finished.

Does it really take this long to restart Dark Souls?

Save us from the HOYPE, Mr. Chad Gamer

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guys all they have to do is reboot the game, it's taking way too long
they are actually giving him a warning that if he fucks up even one more hes permabanned

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>not even banned just a technical difficulty

christ can you fuckers chill

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please post more like this

time to fap

onlyafro seems like the sort of person who spouts thread language in everyday life to look interesting

what they bring him back but with no mic

Why the fuck did they make the glitch exibition incentive so high?

he always had a fag side to him, I remember him doing that kind of shit even back when he was making videos like "the wall". he just didn't make it his shtick and actually made real videos

What killed his stream?

BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK

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They didn't even let him finish the stream.

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It probably didn't, that's really rare.

No, but it takes this long to dismember a corpse and properly store it

oof
at least slim down before you take pics in that outfit

Can confirm they escorted him into the employee area section. The people who escorted him already left but he hasn't been seen yet

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>t.gdq staff
Get outta here you dumb fuck.

running is going to come back completely neutered.
you had your fun

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no he's being yelled at probably.

Uyama's plan is in motion. Once the "train starts" he cuts the run and prolongs the train.

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DS port is so shit that the game froze when he tried to use his mouse for the menu. They're getting it back up, probably after waggling their finger at him.

kill yourself tranny nigger

I SWEAR TO HECK IF THEY DON'T LET HIM FINISH HIS RUN I WILL FLIP OUT OVER HERE

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THE FASTER THE THREAD GOES THE FASTER THE RUNNER COMES BACK

Just like Jimmy Hoffa had technical difficulties

take your (you)

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>then he turned into
You didn't notice, he was always a tranny. That's how it works

CANNOT BRING US DOWN

It was just a crash. Probably

HE SURVIVED THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT, THE MADMAN

HE RISES FROM THE ASHES!!!

And you think that you're the only true voice of reason on this board, but you're just stating obvious shit. Keep feeling full of yourself while posting anime reaction images, though.

holy fuck that took forever

>"alright finally got that bug figured out, hopefully no more fuck ups"
>"oh shit i mean"
>"oh nigger what i meant was"

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It's a cute belly.

BASED TECH CREW

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WHEN IS IT

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>dupe souls
ugh

>so my character looks like a holocaust survivor, if it actually happened
didn't know raimi was running this game

He's venezuelan, he was starving so

Looks like you were lying, anonymous! How could you?

Is he gonna to to level 387?

INT the chad build?

BASED!

>My run will end when I'm fucking good and ready for it to end
Could /ourguy/ be any more based?

>99 INT

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How did he clean up the blood so fast!?

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Hello from /smtg/

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THE HERO

THE LEGEND

THE ELDER GOD

THE MAN

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>The one guy laughing in the background at the mention of scam
He knows what's up.

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>he missed the run a last year

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I stepped out for a second, what happened? Why did the pause the run

BROS CHECK TWITTER, THIS DUDE HAS JUST BEEN PROVEN TO BE CUNNYEATER69

>Yeah I jewed the jew serpent
can he say that?

NEXT

Uncle Phill it was just a

re-educated

Is the majora's mask 100% interesting to watch? Not sure if I want to stay up

it's not Yea Forums, it's /pol/edditors that have infested this board and every other one. They're a blight on this place.

They castrated him as punishment

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They had to stop to give shoutouts to the amazing tech crew.

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Shitty PC port froze when he tried to use the mouse

Other hand because I can afford 2 of them. Get money, get women.

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They needed to reprimand him for his bad language

>posting this reddit shit again

>so we're coming up to artosis and he's kinda a cunt but not as bad as that nigger manus that will be a little later

this guy is actually fucking banned holy shit

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kek
your hand is fat as fuck

Your hand looks like it has the polygon's of a N64 character

I remember some guy fucking struggled with this jump in a past GDQ. It was pathetic.

>it'll let me skip the prison part, I'm no fucking nigger
>did you know that despite being 13% of the population...
holy fuck shut it down

nice

theres a lot of tricks, its really comfy if you've played it before

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Wouldn't say that to my face. Catch these hands and be crying.

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based fat hand poster

WTF BROS HE HASN'T SAID A SINGLE CURSE WORD SINCE HE CAME BACK
THE RUN IS RUINED

That was a clean dukeskip.

>dark souls run
>already the best run by miles
this cant be happening...soulsfags are trash and the souls series is nothing more than artificial difficulty with no skill required at all....

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They gave him a hormone injection.

>GDQ isn't nearly as anal as the retarded narrative you fags try to push
holy shit newfag check the fucking archives. A dude got banned for being ACCUSED of wearing a MAGA hat when he never had one on, ON CAMERA. Never wore a MAGA hat, with proof, and was banned for wearing one, as if thats something to ban someone over in the first place.

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wtf thats not a human hand

>fucking wristlets
makes me laugh every time i see it

cute lesbians!

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reminder
filter all water posts
do not respond to water posters

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>no sgdq in the title

please don't make threads if you're going to be retarded

>slope
WOah thats racist

>that fake as fuck rolex on the hamgalaxy wrist
Oh man I am laffin

CHOKE

Lord save me.

>DEAD
NO

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bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Downgraded to A tier

OH NO THE GDQ STAFF GOT TO HIM

oh fuck he's choking

Damn, that probably wasn't worth trying to be honest.

you should be replying to pokemon creatures

>artosis
you're in the wrong time line user

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lol

Who is this in this image? Looks like a girl who used to send me nudes. I just want to see if its her

the absolute madman

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Choke

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now hes even intentionally going to go over estimate
holy fucking based what a power move

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where are your knuckles

did you sell your fingers for this

>A dude got banned for being ACCUSED of wearing a MAGA hat when he never had one on, ON CAMERA. Never wore a MAGA hat, with proof, and was banned for wearing one, as if thats something to ban someone over in the first place.
That's not why pvt got banned you retard. You can even ask him lmao.

this ninja's punches feelin like he wearing boxing gloves lmaooo

nice oven mitt

from S to F

kek

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why would you post crummy water? You should be posting pokemon creatures

WE A-TIER NOW BOYS.

>cunny posters posting good cunny
please stop

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>Yes

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Wtf did they do to him bros, he seems low energy now and he's choking

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>They actually warned him about his language

rip

any banana lovers in 4 channel?

OOGA Chaka
OOGA OGGA
OOGA Chaka

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BANANAS

>banana
/ourfag/

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for me, its kiwi

>BANANA
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>You guys like bananas? I bet all you dumb sluts out there do!
Jesus fuck, I think he is going a bit far now.

I KEEP POSTING IN THE WRONG FUCKING THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kek good one user

>YOU LIKE BANANAS?
OH NONONONONONONONO
TRANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

HE IS SO FUCKING BANNED

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injected onions right into the veins

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It looks like a plushie

I think there's a connection with bananas and based speedruns.
Looking at you ESA.

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Put a gun to his head to force him to choke

Noooooooooooo

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They gave him a stern talking to and now he's nervous. Fucking ruined thanks GDQ.

why do your hands look like the villager from AC?

>literally the fruit /pol/ has made associated with them

covertmuffin was doing really good at being fucking quiet, but he blew it

HE SAID THE B WORD

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>not raspberries

Absolute shit taste

They gave him an hormone injection

this madman's doing it again

Don't try it again

elder god tier until they S H U T I T D O W N and threatened his life

THE RUN'S ON THE LINE OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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What?

HE'S DOING IT AGAIN

for me, its a granny smith apple

You think they really did?

>try one more time
Holy FUCK he is a MADLAD

jesus christ

NOOOOOOOOO

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>CHOKED AGAIN
TRANNIES GOT TO HIM

C tier

THE MADMAN

FUCKING AWFUL

FUUUUCK THEY'RE CHOKING HIM FUCJAFIKUJ

THANKS FOR RUINING THE RUN GDQ

They killed him and replaced him with a robot confirmed.

not fair
NOT FAIR BROS
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SSS+++ TIER
FUCKK

hahahahaha

holy fuck this mad lad is going over estimate
fuck the schedule

They made the banana the new alt-right symbol

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>he missed it again

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JESUS CHRIST YOU DUMB FUCKER YOU DIED AGAIN

has there ever been a soulsborne run at gdq that wasn't at best boring as fuck and at worst a complete trainwreck of choking?

>banana is now an alt-right meme
what

Went from S tier to B tier with this let's play bullshit.

I do yeah

pack it up, it's over

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This run is a fucking rollercoaster.

What the fuck is that shit, it was easily SSS tier now it's just trash full of choking

THEY GOT TO HIM

FUCK HE WAS TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD

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burgah

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T HE SAYING FUCK
D TIER RUN NOW

>Make your dreams come true
>Dreams remain broken

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>he's going to try it a THIRD time

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>staff is under the table with a gun pointed at his nuts in case another profanity get through

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>*monotome voice* thank you twiitch chaat...

Fucking Uyama forced him to perform dilations in the tent

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When everything is a dog whistle nothing is a dog whistle.

>guy says he likes a banana
>Yea Forums thinks he's alt right dogwhistling
never change you absolute retards

what did he get banned for? There's video footage of them throwing him out for wearing the hat and him denying it saying wtf are you talking about

>shut the stream down to tell him to choke so they can raise the money for the glitch incentive

Sad

bros they cucked him, the run is literally dead all because he said fuck

You guys don't understand, he's doing it on purpose
He's going to continuously die here over and over and over for hours in order to punish them for trying to contain him

>LE DO IT MEME MAN

>its breaking me right now

HE STARTS DOING BAD AS SOON AS THE AMAZING TECH CREW FUCKS UP AND STOPS THE RUN FOR 10 MINUTES
BASED TECH CREW

THEY'RE HOLDING HIS FAMILY HOSTAGE SO HE'S FORCED TO CHOKE.

He's going over-estimate on purpose you dumb shit

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I can't believe they replaced the runner because he said "fuck"

It's me though :x

watch him fuck up duke's skip now

>Praise it, recognise it, legalise it, and smoke that motherfucking dope kids!
Holy shit..........

>getting punched with the kinetic energy of 5000 calories

I haven't heard anything about this on any sites, so you're either lying or they did a piss-poor job at it.

HES GONNA DO IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

You'd think he would be able to pull it off consistently baka

>"stop reading out donos you unbearable, annoying cunt and let me play the fucking game"
l-lads he's really pulling out all the stops

>his smile and optimism: gone.jpg

Yeah then he's going to get up, dab and say fuck niggers and trannies

>he's going to do it again

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That break due to the computer issues completely killed his flow. Shoutouts to our boys in the tech crew!

He's going to try it a third time isn't he

THEY INJECTED HIM WITH HORMONES AND NOW HE CAN'T PLAY THE GAME PROPERLY

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He sounds so defeated right now
What did they do to him?

Shoutouts to the tech crew!

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p-please stop

>DS2 slows to 10 fps every 15 minutes
>DS1 crashes if you touch the mouse
HOLY SHIT FROM, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

S..SOURCE

DS3 last AGDQ was a fantastic run.

Why didn't he just pick up the bonfire right underneath the stairs before trying this dumb strat? Could have tried it 4 times in the amount of time it would have taken to do two.

They took him off stream cuz they mistakenly thought he was wearing a MAGA hat, but that's not why he got banned. He got banned for fucking around with World9 PC's later on.

>not going for it a third time

run RUINED

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wait did he fucking fall again or something
I went upstairs and he was still running back

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I never had any performance issues in DS2 and I played that shit on Linux.

Someone redpill me on this run's controversy. They paused the stream?

Real answer, took him aside and said if he swears again he is being took off. He probably knows he wont be allowed at future events now too.

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lana rain you turbo-newfag

run was going so well also. shame

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they shot his dick off

>OR
I was disappointed, but amused

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yup he tried again

game froze

You’ll be disappointed because it’s actually a girl

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Anchor post
Reply here to put this run above SSS!! category in "Dark SSSouls"
assuming it gets good again

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If he's going to hack the game so he can walk mid-air why didn't he just use that to get down earlier?

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What do you guys mean they replaced the runner? It’s been the same dude the whole time. Also why did they go down for a bit I missed it?

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I spent three hours im the dilation mines once for misgendering someones undertale oc. The smell hasnt left my hands

>He was born deformed, almost like a disgusting tranny that cuts their dick off
How the fuck can he say that?!

he said fuck niggers and they had a pause. after the pause he was so shaken up he kept fucking up jumps

why would he survived with the jump anyway its so high

clicked a window and fucked up the capture most likely

probably got a stern talking to during the downtime also

Just got here, the fuck is going on?

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SEATH DIDN'T CREATE THE CRYSTAL LEARN THE LORE

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I second this

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>explaining the lore

fucking based

You can't take the Duke's bonfire or it'll fuck up your bone back to Darkroot, losing time to the runback.

kys incel

If you quit out in time it glitches the game and you spawn where you fell

It was a different time

he isn't.

>saying the f-word
>objectifying womyn in game and zooming on big boners which are now ethically incorrect
>making fun of game developers and sexualizing fruit
yeah im thinking thats a lifetime ban

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cant believe he said his social security number on stream

They asked what his favorite fruit was and he said bananas.

Im just joking, i never had those problems in neither of the 3 souls games, but both games had problems in the run for some reason

He didn't choke at all before the technical issues and he cursed repeatedly and made some inappropriate jokes so people are just joking that the staff replaced him with a lookalike.

I don't have the source bros but I seen the video before and its dissapointing as fuck, don't bother

>bone to library
>teleport to darkroot
Surely that must be faster than running from anor londo all the way to the crystal caves again

F

He started quoting Mein Kampf and they had to ice him

I don't know why you keep going for this type of joke when it's very obviously fake and not at all funny.

>tfw my friend uploaded my SSN to imgur trying to help me

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>boss died in 3 hits
Wow dark souls games sure is hard

G O O D B Y E
O
O
D

B
O
Y

>choking
>quiet
>getting heckled
it's ogre

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE KILLED THE DOGGO (WOLFO)!!!!!

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If he landed that hard jump the first or 2nd time Id say its an SSS!!
Right now its an S maybe an SS

he's banned from being alive, he will be sent to the shadow realm the moment his run finishes

He already placed the lordvessel

I wish a person yelling in the audience was always immediately followed by a gunshot.

>DOGGO
t.Huey

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How difficult is it to properly say "dollar?"

The Darkroot bonfire isn't warpable, you'd have to run from Parish.

Lana as a Pink Pirate masturbates with viewer controlled vibrator

search that. you're welcome. video is okay

>oneshots everything

Wow what skillful play

>I said read the fucking donations you retarded nigger
wow

He only choked on one trick what are you talking about?

>NO WORRIES MATE

>i was just marveling in at how many more donations are coming in
sure you were cuck

And people say it’s more difficult than Sekiro

based!

also
>this

>speedrun
>speed

>OOOOOOOOORB
>stream immediately covered in smoke from all the gunpowder
Wet dream material right there

still lol'ing at 'bark souls' over here

>fake orgasm face
>shitty chaturbate vibrator that absolutely isn't good enough to cause orgasm
god that shit is boring as fuck.

did they ban covertmuffin? Where's puahahaha?

>followed by a $5 donation shoutout

this run was based now its cringe, thanks GDQ

he kills the bosses so fucking fast

I feel inadequate

>praise the sun
>this is the "dark souls" of
>conniptions
>touch fluffy tail

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>read the fucking donations
IT DOESN'T END
>IT DOESN'T END
IT DOESN'T END
>IT DOESN'T END

I LOVE YOU, MEGUMIN!

>instantly killing every boss
disappointed tbqh

Imagine if someone set their ringtone to gunshot sounds lmao just imagine the panic and chaos that would bring haha

he's reading the donations, user

Imagine being this dude and knowing your final moments in life are being spent running a broken ass PC port of Dark Souls because once you’re done, and the claps fade, Uyama is going to ask to speak with you for a minute, escort you outside, and put a bullet in the back of you’re head for saying “fuck” on stream.

I would have sweaty hands, too.

Oh shit, Dist BTFO
BABY MURDER JOKE

Yeah I hate when speedruns are fast

>murdering babies

delete this

>how does it feel to have your baby murdered just like in celeste?
holy fuck he can say that?

He's there in the center isn't he? He's just holding himself back from saying anything.

git

>how does it feel to have your baby murdered? ask the devs of celeste
BASED AND REDPILLED

>and that's when i multilated a newborn child and feasted on its blood
wtf

>how would you feel if your baby was murdered?
whoa.....

STILL AN SSS+++ RUN HOLY FUCK

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Making baby murdered jokes
FUCKIG kek!! Love this guy hahahhaahhha

>looks visibly scared
>sounds less European
>voice has a higher pitch

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L I T E R A L L Y BABY KILLING JOKE IN THE RUN FOLLOWING CELESTE

>buys 99 weeds

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"How does it feel to murder your baby like the Nostalgia Chick did?"

i haven't been paying attention, how does he get so many damn souls?

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why doesn't he heal

>I love raping babies
wtf

Imagine this being just usual business

WHAT THE FUCK DID GDQ DO TO THE RUNNER?!

Does more damage.

The bullet would be generous. Turns out the 40% were speed runners who said naughty things during GDQ.

twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1144799065315708929

Damage boost from a ring he has equipped.

dey donated id do him

>Dark Souls has hidden references to both Bloodborne and Sekiro

How is From the most kino developer?

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He would lose his damage buff.

>joke about murdering babies in the run right after Celeste
Alright, he just bumped the run back up to SSS.

duped priscila's soul a few hundred times

asides from that one skip he messed up twice, this run is actually genuinely god tier

vendor exploited it like a bitch

Big mass dupe glitch which is like 1000x more efficient than a typical dupe.

>fraud department
>at money-laundering done quick

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...

hmmmmmmmmmm

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PAY MY BILLS

donations lets go

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BAKE ME A NEW THREAD RIGHT NOW FAGGOT

based

>OMG Pierce Brosnan is here and he's actually talking to me this is crazy guys!!

People have been donating souls to him all week long, usually with shitty messages accompanying it. He says it's all one big scam.

>WHY THE... HELL
DAMN

Selling fucking pikes

>HELL
BANNED

what's up with the long ass intermission a while ago

>Why the.... Hell
BASED

>Dark souls has references to games that came after it

You're fucking dumb

HE'S SAVED THE RUN
STILL SSS+++ BABY

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THERE"S ALREADY A THREAD DONT MAKE A NEW ONE

>makes a big deal of stopping himself saying fuck
utterly based

>why the FUC-...HELL would you do that?
The conditioning is being broken.

Are you retarded?

Nice delusion

>why the....hell
>he

>why the.... HELL
based

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I thought she was poor? Also, I’ve never had Korean barbecue. Is it really that great?

>Hell

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NEW
NEW
NEW

hmmmmmmm

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RIP Gwyindolin, you were a cute girl

You see this Korean bros? You gotta chance with Edobae!

>guyss pay my billsss
>mmm chili dog
>guysss my billssssss
>korean bbq!

get a job you fat lazy cunt

piggy piggy oink oink

someone tweet her this

why is fred armisen playing dark souls?

i was not aware of this. no shame

I second this.

It's good eats and can be fun if you go with a group since you cook the food yourself.

it must be done

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