SGDQ 2019

Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

Now: Dark Souls
Next: BotW
Later: Majora's Mask 100% (this one's gonna be long)

Stream: twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Full Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule

BEST RUN

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twitter.com/HisNameWasRP/status/1144803784767488000
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Voting for Please Dont Ban Me tier

SHUT IT DOWN

>"why the fuck would you do it you retarded nigger faggot"
What did he mean by this?

Why this and not some other fucking trash game

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YOU COST ME TOO MANY SHEKELS
SHUT IT DOWN

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I left for 5 minutes and the stream is dead. What happened?

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(((I)))
(((WONDER)))
(((WHO)))
(((COULD)))
(((BE)))
(((BEHIND)))
(((THIS)))

the runner was thrown out

tried using the mouse instead of the gamepad and it froze

>actually a good run for a change
>ded

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run was sabotaged by mossad

What happens when they take over? Do we all get health care like Israel? Do they make more movies? Do they keep giving money to politicians and the President?

Did they really ban him for saying Fuck? Where is the stream?

This
He got 9/11'd

>"Oy, do you think they'll notice if we just move on to the next one?"

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vocaroo.com/i/s15mi4EzE0BN
i cant believe this happened

>THIS RUN

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Dark Souls being the buggy shit pile it is crashed because he accidentally dragged the window he'll be back dont worry

on a serious note, there's been WAAAAAY more tech problems this year than normal. wtf

is this gonna be good or cringe?

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cringe

HE'S BACK

Youre watching people glitch through games. Games crash because of if

Saying "fuck" is prohibited. Having two trannies cuddle and kiss on the camera is fine though

>why the fuc-
>oh sorry.. I'm European
>WHY THE HELL
KEK!

just woke up, what happened? i saw darksouls, then it stopped now its back?

Thank God, a non-retarded thread.

>got into the run expecting to watch a guy being good at the game
>instead he abuses glitches out the ass and oneshots everything

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Whoa so you can actually do a deathless run.

cute asian tranny crossing his legs

I like that jump!

FUCK

take that back

>Died and didn't save at the right time
>Wtf unlucky!??????!?!??
>Bad RNG wtf

He moved the mouse while using a controller and it crashed

are u ok retard

my eyes are creasing so fucking hard at this post, they may as well be closed

lol rip

wrong thread losers

man he really yolo'd that shit

>Don't play Dark Souls 3, that game sucks. Play Dark Souls 2 instead
What did he mean by that?

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Oh know, we're missing the anime girl avatarfagging..

WHEN IS THE RUNESCAPE SPEEDRUN

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>pointless anime OP image
>"sgdq" nowhere in the title for anons searching the catalog to find

cringe and blue pilled desu senpai

CHOKE

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He's fucking dead. Again.

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OHNONONONONON

the madman's gonna do it a gain

Yet another disastrous Dark Souls run

>streamer, chat, and audience all having fun
not going to be seeing this guy again, showing up the trannies

I want him to try again just to spite the sgdq faggots

How many of these fucking threads do you need!?

>speaks perfect English
>casually drops an F-bomb
>"oh solly solly engrish isu not my first langueiji"

DO IT AGAIN PUSSY

ESA boys represent. WWHHIIRRRR on the GDQ charities.

english is the easiest fucking language to learn ever, and the curses on it are so fucking basic

i just joined what the fuck is going on

literal madman said nigger on stream and the gdq staff is too scared to put a stop to him

Right? Build the wall! Remove all the white incels who dont participate in society! Send them back to Europe!

x3 pet dog haha this event is about me give me attention

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The game crashed, and they talked to him during the downtime and told him to watch his language. Now he has no energy and the run is a total failure.

99 INT and the butterfly still takes that many spells to kill it?

You don't get it. He used the fact that English isn't his native language as an apology for accidentally cursing, even though he speaks it nearly perfectly

The Staff isn't upgraded is it?

Though
Road
Road
Through
Threw
Thought
Bought
Got
Sought
Fought
Taught
Throw out
Throw up
Throw on

Meanwhile this site is filled with underagers who only speak in 15 year old memes and can’t create a complete thought.

>glitches take skill
Triggering these glitches is easier than fighting enemies the intended way without them, and way less entertaining to watch. Watching him traverse the locations is pretty interesting though

>look how difficult our language is, we got homonyms
Amerifats.

>Why the... hell

Is hell actually not allowed to be said?

BAN THIS GUY PLEASE REEEEEEEEEEE

proper english is harder to learn than fucking 5000 moonrunes especially when you have to speak pseudopidgin because niggers took over society

>now you might be asking "why the fuck would you want an online item you retarded nigger kike faggot?"
OUCH

>why the ... hell

yes

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He thought so hard about it that time
>Why the........ hell?

>Bane
literally a Yea Forums poster

post gwyndolin

now i wanna play dark souls real bad
someone give me a unique challenge run to do

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You don't need proper English when even americans don't speak it

Need For Speed > Dark Souls

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Still an A run, not an S because of some fuckups and the game itself freezing.

H E

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If it's so easy why can't asians, the smartest race, speak it decently to save their fucking lives.

Don't look up all the possible singular and plural forms in Finnish

>Americans literally can't deal with the word ''hell''
Nice puritan shithole

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>this run's "drama"
*yawn*

We had better shit earlier today

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>BEST RUN
lol no

based runner

Then watch the glitchless dark souls 2 run?

Why are they playing this ugly version instead of the superior remaster?

>just shove your dragon tooth into this dumb faggot like I did to the fuckboys last night
Huh?

parrying dagger as main only

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Quit being retarded.

>Gwendolyn
>he

BEST RUNNER

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bait

lewder

It's just corporations like GDQ and losers who seek any reason to get people banned.

>mfw I was the one that retouched and colored that anonymous face image ages ago

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how the fuck didn't i know about that lloyd's talisman thing
i have like a thousand hours in DS1

STOP POSTING CUNNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dragon fuckers league was funnier and also souls

Wow, I watched that run and didn't even notice that
That's fucking amazing

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>I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys? Think he'll be alright?

>can put mimics to sleep and loot their items
What the fuck. I had no idea after hundreds of hours playing this series.

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Speedrun it in 1:35:00

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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bows only
it sucks in das1, but is pretty fun in das3

Who is this cutie?

Iron Flesh and Tranquil Walk of Peace

Become an unstoppable titan, inexorable

This, that was genuine fear.

fucking finally, there were two other opportunities for steam notifications but people in this thread blew it on shit like "cunnyeater69"

>I fucked cincynancy last night, shit was so cash, anyway here's gwyndolin
how can he casually drop that bombshell like that?

>bow only with limited arrows

That's it, I'm downloading every COMCI LO issue.

I think this run will be a solid S, would've been higher without the choke

go on

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WE COO WE COO

Who else /comfy/ here?

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fuck off and dialate

>NO GRILLS LAUGHING/CHEERING IN THE BACKGROUND

SIGN OF QUALITY

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Why can't americans?

>blew it
>cunnyeater69
Have fun

Dark bee confirmed best spell in DaS

The irony, people from English speaking countries have more difficulty pronouncing other languages properly than other cultures.

Why did Diablo 2 only end up as B?

cunnyeater69 was based

took you niggers long enough

Those look cosy. I bet you've got cute legs

LONDON

>it's time to shove this big black cock up manus's nigger ape shitter
yikes

Based cunnychads.

god why can't this run be longer

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>gonna punch those fucking dark beads into Manus' nigger asshole
Absolute madman.

based run

normies don't know what cunny is

>wombo combo
>happy feet

HAPPY FEET
WOMBO COMBO

Uncanny.

I've already stopped caring about the two jumps. He's too entertaining and good.

Get those donations in for the glitch exhibition!

necro runs are pretty boring in general
any% much more so since you pretty much use teeth for most of the run

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THAT AIN'T FALCO

Kill yourself.

and that's bad, how?

>girls

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LEWDER!

>dragon fucker's league
what?

the absolute madman

based

What was so bad about Metroid Prime 2?

>Miyazaki teamed up with GRR to make a game before Miura

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That's you, Yea Forums

Adam Sandler's Giant Monster C

Love u!

I'm impressed how much he talks while playing, pretty cool

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Reminder that he only has a few minutes left on this Earth.

twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1144799065315708929

WHAT THE FUCK

This man's quips are on point every time

user why is the FBI at my door?

why would you want an idolmaster game

U

Bad run
Bad commentary
Bad couch
Over-estimate
Constant choking
The runner happened to be trans, but it was awful despite that.

>dark souls 2

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>begging for money for bills
>constantly going out to dinner while on vacation

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HE IS SO GOOD

THIS IS WHAT GDQ NEED MORE OF

This run is basically the prequel appetizer for ESA in due month. Feels amazing.

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What makes you say it's bad?
Omega is the highest rating we can give.

Proving my point.
English must be hard for you to read huh?

The runner itself, presumably

This runner lost his momentum hard when the game froze.

I want to hold hands with gwindolin

So what happened to all the trannies? Did they finally see reason and ban them?

N

>or bad like everything in life
blackpilled

what is wrong with you faggots? what if your mom catches you in her leggings?

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Tranny × 7 minutes over estimate = that run

what, is a woman not allowed to eat now?

nah its cringe and most people dont even know what it is, just throw in something about killing niggers and trannies for optimal basedness

>and hes dead

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You call that cuisine?

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Holy fuck I blinked and missed artorias. Oh well.

PAY MY BILLS

I want to watch this guy run FF3 for 11 hours

She is such a fat cunt

She's just gotta have some orbiter paying for everything this trip.

Claris (Formerly Miles)

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based

because I still hold hope

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this guy is based

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N

Not allowed to eat out at restaurants and beg for others to pay your bills, no

>shaming a lady for snacking
wtf is wrong with you people

Can someone explain this London meme to me?

What makes you say that?

she asked for donations to pay bills but spent it on an upscale restaurant.

t.onlyafro

>game froze
GDQ froze it to take him off and give him a warning

HOLY SHIT

>you can do that
yoooooooooooooooooo

Weak dab

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>Miyazaki and GRRM will anounce and release a new game before Miura can even release a new chapter

Why even fucking live anymore.

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WHOA HOLY SHIT

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Holy shit what just happened

WHAT THE FUCK

that was sick

Because they're not actually that smart. They have a slightly higher average, but not a particularly impressive high end. They cluster very closely in terms of IQ. Most accomplishments in Asian countries come down to overwhelming numbers.

holy shit

ok now that was epic
im doing that next playthrough

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>killing the boss with a 3 hit catalyst punch combo
BASED

to trigger the gdq hugbox obviously.you might think that's childish and retarded, but its not any more retarded then seeing your own "sekrit code words" on stream so you can say "BASED" in the thread

what are you talking about? he missed a yolo jump twice but asides from that he's been really consistent

Which run was the one with the hillbilly redneck-sounding tranny?

I'm almost certain that GDQ has installed "killswitches" or have staff that can end processes remotely so they have control over runs like this

when this happens she usually gives me a handy

How can one guy be such a Chad?

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Only for that one skip

>actually gets it 1st try
THIS FUCKING GUY

snack away fatty

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arin...

Did an alarm go off or something?

TAS MK Wii was fine, it was only like 10 minutes and showed some cool gamebreaking stuff

Majoras mask run is gonna be comfy as FUCK

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They are undesirable incels, they wish they could get strangers to give them money for being likable, but they are cursed in this world so they want everyone to be as miserable as them.

What the fuck?

What exactly is you point? That homonyms exist?

>casual first try wrong warp
nice

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Stop being a bitter killjoy and try to laugh once in a while, ok?

>smelly gorilla nigger
jesus christ he's really doling out the shit talk in this run isn't he?

Based anons dabbing on her in comment section.

>all these glitches
this is what you fags consider game of the decade?

sheesh. no wonder why shes fat

>we don't actually know why, probably because this game is a big pile of gook shit
holy hell how can he get away wit hthat

massive cope. asian population didn't explode until recently.

>3 hit ceaseless
Wow just fucking wow

>been over a year since casca went un retarded
>nothing new about her situation since

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>Pain in the butt.
>BUT

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Fucking zommer warlock unleashing forbidden dab arts.

ds3 is better

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE THIS CHAD

Katamari damacy

based finnbros

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>I fucked that boss like god fucks trannies
Holy shit the madlad

iirc they had some super bad feedback from some of the audio equipment and they had a 500 decibel screech on all the audio channnels

HOLY FUCKING BASED

This fucking guy

GOD TIER

PROTECTION IS IMPORTANT

Fucking based sunglasses

ULTRASONIC DAB

FUCKING
BASED

BASED

SO BASED

MOTHER OF FUCKING BASED

>protection is important

Anyone else know how to do the bottle cloning glitch in Ocarina Of Time?
Yea I'm a bit of a pro

>condom joke
DEAL WITH IT

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ds3 sucks

Why are americans so uptight and why are euros so based?

CHAAAD

>HAVE SEX

PROTECTION

>SEX WITH NO PROTECTION!
what did he mean by this?

>beg for money
>before you go on pointless drip cross country
>need airfare
>need hotel for a week
>need nice meals with efriends at least twice a day for a week

she knows people are gonna check her twitter out when they see/hear her on SGDQ, this shit is calculated obviously, but I would think she'd at least have the sense to not post pics of her eating out and shit on twitter

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Laziest begging I've ever seen

is this show any good

lewd

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based

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>PROTECTION IS IMPORTANT
SEX JOKE
BANNED
4 LIFE

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lmao
probably the last person in that room with balls

I NEVER have seen Centipede Demon
Or was it really that forgettable

I LOVE THIS GUY TRULY BASED

>those attempts at comedy
The jokes aren't as bad as some other literally autistic runners, but how aggressively he pushes them just kills them

Post more nidoqueen

Did he just do a condom joke?
Whew.

I really hope it is.

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THIS MAN IS TOO GOOD FOR GDQ ONLY SHIT

HE DOESN'T NEED GDQ

GDQ NEED HIM

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imagine being edobean in this situation. you're having a good time during the only week that you feel like an actual loved human being and you choke a bit on a chicken bone. the pain brings you back into reality and you realize that after this trip is over you're going to have to go home and face the internet bill. you might even have to sell your manga collection and there won't be anything left to read but the various invoices.

>and thats when i had sexual intercourse with a teenage girl
how is he getting away with this?

THE RUN IS BACK TO SSS+ HE SAVED IT

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WE BACK IN SSS TIER LADS

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>not even gdq's interference could stop the gigachad

>here's what you've been waiting for for fucking 10 years
>the biggest development in the story we've seen for quite some time
>haha fuck you here's a year+ of griffith doing shit you don't care about
>go fuck yourself I'm going on a hiatus

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PUT MY GRASSES ON

Weird as an outsider I always thought it was the other way around.

>$1000 anonymous donation

>$1000 anonymous donation

im doing this every time i play the game from this point on

HOLY FUCK

>$1000 (((anonymous))) donation

ONE THOUSAND ANONYMOUS DONATION

>wow, a $100 dollar donation, woooow

Someday, brothers. Someday...

Hey guys
Anonymous 1000 donation.
Not money laundering

if you saved soliare you can skip centipede demon

All the religious fags left Europe to found America

Based anonymous

>$1k anonymous
this has to be them memeing

California is infesting the rest of the country.

God I fucking hate how many 'Glitch Exhibitions' there are just so they can fill out some extremely overpriced donatiion incentive.

I choose B

>the anonymous donations start coming in now

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>$1000 anonymous donation
>no comment
Oh I'm sure.

>1000 dollar anonymous
>Enter comment here

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THANK GOD

>$1000 from anonymous

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Covert Muffin needs to learn how to pronounce Ls

And I thought being a hunter x hunter fan was bad

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Money laundering as always

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>$1000 dollar "anonymous donation"

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>counting things in russian
Yeah, that's fun, but then there's Danish

It's pretty unique and yes actually good and funny. Get a batch from nyaa and enjoy it before ESA starts in one month and come back to me saying how much you enjoyed it.

At least it will be this guy.

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WE S-TIER AGAIN BOYS!

Here come the 1k anonymous donos with comment

MONEY LAUNDERING

>Hhhhhhell yea

>Latin alphabet
I guess he meant greek

This is really good art

Actual hivemind

That's probably why then

Banned for sexist shirt

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ORBS...HELL YEAH

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THE FUCK

americans uptight about sex and language
euros uptight about violence
annoying both ways

WTF WAS THAT

that's a sick fucking strat

Who comfy here?

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HE LITERALLY KILLED THE ORBS

QUOTE_ME_IF_MONEY_LAUNDERING

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>You want me to tone it down during my DS run?
>No.

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!???????

What's the meme about anonymous donations? Are they secretly from the mafia or what?

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Fitting then that their history is full of nothing of value until they were colonized.

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twitter.com/_Edobean/status/1144388991673917441

went to fogo de chao a few days ago too. that place is easily $40 per person

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>Yea Forumsirgins consider this a Chad
I should've expected as much

gotta clean that child trafficking money

I hope this will help you in your trying times

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Firebombing the witch is actually super easy and makes izalith bearable for me

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SSSouls tier run

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Charisma works wonders in social situations, you wouldn't know obviously

They’re fake to meet donation incentives and save face.

>NA AIM

did they ever get a run to replace the spongebob one or did they just push everything up?

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IT'S OVER BROS

it's a figure of speech nigger

CHOKE

kek

OVER
ESTIMATE

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HE HATES IT

BASED MIYAZAKI INSULTS

100% banned

Just took a shower. How long since your last one?

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O W N E D
W
N
E
D

F

>that's NA aim
>dies after missing jump

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Genuine money laundering or otherwise them padding their own numbers for the sake of building up hype and reaching donation goals
Whenever they need to get money for a goal they start getting a ton of $1000 anonymous donations with no comment on them

i guess its a recent discovery, because last year they did each hand individually

kys racist

>NA AIM

FUCK THIS GUY IM SO BAD WE HAVE GOOD AIM

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MIYAZAKI

>NA AIM
>room is silent
>chokes right after
>insults miyazaki again
PERMABANNED

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Everything seems to be following the schedule, I'm not sure if they filled the time though

Confirmed. Here's what actually happened
>guy is cool and good, based run, confident
>says a naughty word because no one but dumb puritans care
>gets a little nervous but jokes about it, people laugh so he recovers
>during the break they come and tell him off say he's a bad boy and not to do it again
>gets fucking nervous and is on his best behaviour
>slowly recovers during the run back to SSS tier

>MIYAZAKI YOU FUCKING HACK
wew

Something about the him casually talking shit about Miyazaki in a humorous manner really irks me.

HE
SAID
HELL
AGAIN

fake dono's to meet incentives. I wonder why donos for more of this guy wont be met though...

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3 weeks

You mean those three anime profile pic incels that don’t have the courage to reveal any personal info because they’re pussies? Yeah, really based...

>20 min left
he's going over estimate isn't he

>Skeleton causes chokes

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suck my dick bigot

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>I hate you slant eyed fuck, Miyazaki-san!
WTF

>suck my cock, Miyazaki
I get that he was mad, but.....

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nepgear=skeleton
uni=catalystz

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I don't get it, how is ''hell'' a bad word, its literally in the bible

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>nothing of value
i would think the advent of gunpowder, paper, compass and numbers would be worth something.

Everything is going wrong for this guy.

yes its thought to be money laundering

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Kys tranny.

Very comfy.

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hmmmm

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doubt it theres not many bosses left

HOLY SHIT HE KILLED PINWHEEL THIS MAN IS A GOD

3 FUCKING 60
NO SCOPE

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360 NOSCOPE PINWHEEL

360

kys

360
PUNCH
FAZE SIGN ME UP

There is no actual money being donated when they are a thousand dollars and anonymous. It's just to pad out stats so advertisers think it keeps growing when GDQ has actually lost viewership over time.

nah just got nito, 4kids, and gwyn left i think

360 DARK BEAD
WHAT A GOD

REMINDER THAT JERMA NINE EIGHT FIVE DIED TO PINWHEEL ON HIS DARK SOULS PLAYTHROUGH

furry cunny

sauce

You know this a real GDQ run when there aren't women in the background laughing.

Maybe the run doesn't pick up firebombs? I've been doing that Strat since like 2014

This

360 dabs on them

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>Charisma
As much charisma as a struggling stand-up comedian

I do understand padding your own stats if you need it in these kinds of events but at the very least you should be better at doing it
It's so tiresome to see them trying to build up hype for things that are essentially fake

based

yea we saw it the first ten times it was posted you tranny faggot

why do you keep posting this shit

wtf I hate women, why won't any girls date me?

HE DID A 360 NOSCOPE
BASED

Someone has to take the mantle of obnoxious puritanism. It used to be soccer moms, now it's liberals from California.

Real talk, do they ever not meet incentives?? Something always happens like a bunch of "random" donations or the stream stops or whatever.

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her twitter is full of eating at resteraunts.
and the pinned tweet is literal begging to pay for bills
absolutely no shame

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so is slavery and pedophilia

kys transphobe

pretty sure it's FUCK that he's censoring

Saddest thing I ever witnessed

tweet her this image

>"user" donating to reach the goal because it was planned to happen all along
>He cant get the run stopped because he knows hes doing the glitch exhibition because them shits is planned to happen
>He may be meek now but hes been the puppet master the whole time. He can do whatever he wants
And its a surprise hes going all out on this run?

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oecd.org/tax/exchange-of-tax-information/42232037.pdf

what run was this?

>360 dunk beads

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Good enough that people still talk about it 13 years after it aired.

type in "Money laundering through non profits" through a search engine.

>Don't mind me, just checking my estus

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What happened to that run?

Too much charisma for GDQ

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This annoucer's going to jizz himself

>From $10k down to $5k remaining, not a single donation read after the $10k-remaining (((ANONYMOUS))) message.

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>Who keeps donating to Edobean so she can keep eating so much?

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>ThrEEEEEEEEee thousand dollars away

Yes and they aren't bad words either? Not like shit or fuck or cunt

>only THREEEEEE thousand dollars away!
this guy's overdosing on soi

oh my god, they're going to meet the incentive in the last 10 minutes again, woooo go charity

This announcer sounds like he works the gloryhole for fun

>we're "only" 3K away

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we need more anonymous donations cmon bros hoooooooyyyyppppp

who here /watching dist sit on the couch and look grumpy at people overreacting to shit;/

C-CUNNY

Rarely

this announcer is ruining the run

Lmao I've been thinking the same thing for the past 20 minutes.

>says fuck
>doesnt get banned

he's a chad he is literally unbannable

He's fine, runner is carrying

Nito?

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Might try to resize this. Compression sucks.

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>Yea Forumsirgins consider this a Chad as a figure of speech
I should've expected as much

Capra demon no...

nothing personal capra

>pretty cool boss

and he's gone

Someone buy her nudes.

Best run on gdq this year

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SURPRISE SURPRISE

(((four thousand dollars)))

Totally not money laundering

>$4000 anonymous donation

>$4000

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of course they did. a donation goal never fails even if it's 4k off with minutes left

GUYS GUYS WE'RE ONLY SIX MI-voice crack-EELION DOLLARS AWAY
HOIP
PRAISE LE SUUUN!!!!

fake donation

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WAOW!

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M O N E Y
L A U N D E R I N G

I'm a fan of both

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>3K dollars away
>4K donation

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Thank you """""""Ariel""""""" for your $4k.

OKAY THATS BULLSHIT

I'm int he back of that webm!!! I'm the oEN that's not aLIVE in the top right!!!!!!!!! :DDD

BONED

he's a gigantic fag

>love dark souls speedruns, initiall excited
>don't like the runner's commentary
>hate the announcer

i wish qtt was running this

The number of people around me that complain about having no money but eat out for lunch every day is appalling
I have zero sympathy for this kind of person, they're completely oblivious to the fact that it's a HUGE moneysink

INCELS BTFO BY ANONYMOUS AND HIS 4K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

imagine donating 4k to a money laundering scheme just to hit an incentive that was going to get hit anyway

Pretty sure I could use the $4,000 better than DWB

>WOWOWOWOW ANONYMOUS 4K DONATION TO MEET INCENTIVE WHO EXPECTED THAT

Fake ass shit

Don't you mean "~~~!!"?

That was so unlucky.

hahaha 4000, yeah right

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>OOB

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>4K DONATION

HOLY FUCK

Get dabbed on nerd

Hold up

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WHAT 4K, BIG BALLER. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.

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>transition

He’s not a native English speaker so he doesn’t understand how PC we are

There were a few missed incentives throughout this marathon.
The big prime time games won't miss them though. They always get it within the last hour.

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for a moment he thought about whether transition was the right word choice

>$4000 donation with no message
Get fucked...

>lawndale california
>like five minutes from the beach in LA

this is not fair, this poor girl lives in a prime location within one of the most expensive cities in the country and somehow can't afford to stuff her fat face at fancy restaurants and travel by playing video games online all day. what has our country come to, bernie is right, we need a revolution for the working class gamurs/streamers

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now that's fucking suspicious

>the this is working is that there's actually a transition there
what did he mean by that

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>the gaping area

Hmmm

MIGRATION

vocaroo.com/i/s00ZjHzRPJ2K

>CHAD ENOUGH TO BE LOVED BY THE CROWD
>HUMBLE ENOUGH TO THANK THE DONATOR

THIS MAN IS TOO GOOD FOR GDQ

wew lad

You can split your donation to go towards multiple incentives

NEVER FORGET

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>few minutes left to get 4k more
>"$4000 dollar donation waaaaaow!"

twitter.com/HisNameWasRP/status/1144803784767488000

are you serious? you can barely understand qtt

>GAPING TRANSITION

>this early
Fuck ff

Do you guys actually have proof it’s money laundering?

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i mean user, dont you have 4000 to spare in bullshit glitches run?
tsk

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>[insert comment here]
>announcer says insert comment here

his stream right now is pretty boring

>she eats food
>therefore she doesn't deserve donations
lolbertarians

Half res. Not sure if anybody cares. I need to get better at higher res webms.

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yes

Better thread.

Take him from behind
Hahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaa
SSS RUN!

exactly

who is the girl in his tshirt?

This guy is awesome, holy fuck

SSS run here