What the fuck

what the fuck

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we may never solve this mystery

Did you miss the part where Corgi are getting dabbed on hard you fucking retard?

steam is rigging it

Yeah if you weren't expecting valve to fix it from the start, you're dumb as fuck.

why do you retards think always think it's this rather than every other team using all their attacks on Corgi plus the fact that nobody has any points capacity anymore

that's what you get you fucking sheep.

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wahhhhh

>the faggots that forever branded their steam accounts as bandwagoning faggot redditors are now losing

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the seethe holy shit

>Has already won 3 times
>Is still in 2nd
But hey if you care so much about random people on the internet think about you that you'd rather be on a losing team, be my guest.
Also,
>Implying anyone looks at steam profiles.

explain this

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>he forever branded his steam account as belonging to a born loser
Corgichads run this world, kid

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LET'S GO CORGICHADS

>Being this deperate to convince yourself you're better than someone, anyone else.

But I chose before I thought of bandwagoning at all.
I own a corgi. It's only natural.
inb4 "Why do you own a corgi?"
It's really my mother's dog and my mother loves the Queen.

Then you're tainted by bad genetic stock. Only megatards love the queen to the point of getting a corgi, and that's assuming they're English. Any other nationality is just singularity brain in retardation.

You faggots care way to much about this.

Feels good. I knew I shouldn't pick the team associated with r*dd*t.
I forever laugh at corginiggers whenever I see the badge

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i chose the turtle because i knew i would lose but it makes me happy to see the corgies suffering, get throttled bitches

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based pigbro

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You guys are retarded lmao
It's obviously rigged so every team wins an equal amount of times.

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what happens if you win? do they give you a game or do they give your team (thousands of people)
the chance to win?

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be sure to comlain on reddit too, corgigger

I couldn't give a fuck, already won my game day 2. If they have to rig it so other people can possibly win, why would I be butthurt over that? There's no chance I'd win twice.

Every day random members from the podium teams win first game on wishlist. At the end some mebers from the winning team gets top 3 wishlist games

They give a certain of randomly chosen people in a team the chance to win a game.
There's like 12 people in Team Pig, so my chances are quite good.

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Nope, the rewards are to the ones that spent over mad account of $, you unironically have to pay to win

we'll see when hare will have 10+ less points than the other 4

The only requirement is you need to boost to help your team.
I have boosted, using the free ones they give you.

the odds sound astronomical. its a waste of time then, thanks.

yepp

you may have won a petty game, but you lost your dignity by choosing the normies team, people will forever point at you and exclaim "look, it's that filthy redditard"

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Where my Cockatiel chads at?

It's only really astronomical if you joined Corgi since you're sharing the odds with literally 60-70% of the sales participants

It is but so far i have 5k tokens without buying anythign and if valve keeps fixing it maybe you can get the 5 buck discount without buying a game

why do I keep seeing this shit and what does it have to do with vidoe games?

>picks up the green one
>immediately realizes how much worse it is and goes to take the red one back
Birds are hilarious.

In the real world, no one will care about a Yea Forums hateboner, user. You need to broaden your perspective.

See what?
Steam's tooltip is literally just flagrantly lying.

don't reply to me, you disgusting corgi

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American but English ancestry.
There is literally no such thing as better genetic stock.

The fact that corgi hasn't been blasting the competition every day like the first day is proof the games are rigged from the second day onward.

>mfw I joined corgi and didn't buy anything to purposely drag them down

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> There is literally no such thing as better genetic stock.

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R.. right here birdbro

Well, theyve even admitted that.
steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/1612767708777544444

The graphic is just fucked
>yesterdays race

>edit the algorithm so it keeps the point in proportion with the teams population so corgis can't exploit the game
>"WAAAAHHHH, RIGGEEED, MOMMY THEY RIGGED THE GAME"
the average corgi everyone

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Lazy corgi-chads, rise up.

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>I'M BETTER THAN YOU HAHAHA
>Nobody cares, retard
>DON'T REPLY TO MEEEEEE

>exploit the game
>allow people to choose team
>they all choose the same team
>team with the most people wins easily
>wow exploit

you cant expect valve to know how to make games

>gay people
Corgis

>straight people
Pigs, Hares, Turtles and Cockatiels

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This sale is too complicated for people with a life. I haven't bought anything either and i'm sure i'm not alone. They should go back to making them chill and not some stupid mini game garbage for people born after 2000

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>valve acknowledge their mistake
>solve the problem
>corgis complain

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Ralph punched Hitler!

Vote for the Green Machine!

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I am Muslim therefore I cannot support team Pig

GO RABBIT! GO!

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The Steam Prix multipliers & values, as per the source code.
Hare: Multiplier of 0.02318937799

Tortoise: Multiplier of 0.01206381834

Corgi: Multiplier of 0.001473809

Cockatiel: Multiplier of 0.01644663899

Pig: Multiplier of 0.0258657815225226649

All the extra info below.

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{"teamid":3,"score":null,"score_pct":"0.9189453125","total_boosts":"28746782","total_deboosts":"16179615","current_multiplier":"0.00147380981741447375","current_multiplier_boosts":"1730.30008213734254","current_active_boosts":3441261,"current_active_deboosts":1748639,"podium_placement":null,"podium_points":null},

{"teamid":4,"score":null,"score_pct":"0.9912109375","total_boosts":"7074322","total_deboosts":"2418030","current_multiplier":"0.0164466389946697281","current_multiplier_boosts":"509.800024166703224","current_active_boosts":928963,"current_active_deboosts":396220,"podium_placement":null,"podium_points":null},

{"teamid":5,"score":null,"score_pct":"1","total_boosts":"5039879","total_deboosts":"1188120","current_multiplier":"0.0258657815225226649","current_multiplier_boosts":"330.000015626661479","current_active_boosts":710094,"current_active_deboosts":381054,"podium_placement":null,"podium_points":null}],"sale_day":3,"current_time":1561777144,"success":1,"rwgrsn":-2} ); SubscribeToTeamScoreUpdates();

can you translate into non tech person?

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post yfw you are not a corgi

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So is the multiplier based on total players?
So the score is like an average based on all people on the team (so basically more players doesn't mean you actually score more).

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Winning or losing makes no difference, you're not going to win the games even if your team wins literally every day.

BIRD POWEEEEEEEEEER

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>so caught up into being pro-Steam, they play and care about gayest "event" imaginable
pretty retarded

guys, i dont want to be corgi anymore

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>corgi fag
>still hasn't won a free game
what am i doing wrong?

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owned bandwagoner noob
tortoise FTW

>he's part of the team with 90% of the world population in it
>confused he didn't win shit

idk how this shit works at all

No one is going to get free stuff. It is like a 0.1% or less chance.

more people = less chance for you to win

1st team get 300 free games
2nd team get 200 free games
3rd team get 100 free games
consider that corgi has 10x the size of the other teams though

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more winning = better chance though. Corgi is the best chance unless they equalize it in which case it is the worst.

The only possible winner in the end is either the tortoise or the rabbit to fit closely with the aesob's fable narrative. It was rigged from the beginning.

went from not giving a fuck to giving negative fucks
thanks guys

So what, now the more people the less points each individual gives to their team or some shit like that?

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NOOOOOO BROS HOW COULD THE HEKKIN CUTE DOGGO LOSE

Reminder to add :orig at the end of the twitter image URL.

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I guess now the formula calculates the mean

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so the game is basically full on RNG now, because your chance of winning is heavily dependent on which people you team up with

might as well just not even play, just pick a team and forget about it

>it actually improves the quality
well fuck wish i would have known that before

>each account on a designated team
No losing for me, laughing at all of you bickering plebs.

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your main is corgi I bet, same nigger mindset

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Tortoise, actually. I own two, they're my bros, but I want to maximize the chances of winning. Fucking hate dogs.

then you are based, anything that isn't a corgi is

Would you wanna see my bros

Success truly does breed jealousy

sure

>instantly starts projecting shit with no evidence
>changes attitude at the drop of a hat
If anyone here has a nigger mindset, it's you user.

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How do you do attacks on other teams?

High iq post

>caring at all
>thinking even if you're on the winning team you'll get free shit
>thinking this isn't rigged anyway

I just picked it right at the start because the car looks like a Lotus Esprit, which is my favorite car.

>people giving a shit about the race for any other reason that free coupons that make certain games literally free or boosting their steam level to whatever meme number they desire
you're all reddit
>but muh .002% chance of getting a wishlist game :c
cry harder

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the only reason I care is to shitpost

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Based
Cope

fuck this meme image

may it burn in hell

>they're nerfing how much xp the badge gives

THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME

is there a way to add bundles to wishlist? I want to do that in case I win.

Who knew that the ____ were capable of ___ish trickery?

did they, or will they? source? I've been holding on my tokens because I'm currently at 13k and would rather get a free game with the discount

No. If you think you saw someone else do it, you didn't. What you saw was the purchase screen.

>chose Corgi, because I have a corgi
>go on the boards
>faggots are talking about these teams like they mean anything at all

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REDDIT
REDDIT REDDIT
REEEDDDIIIIIIIIT
REDDIT

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Why is no one talking about how yesterdays results were literally reversed? I was refreshing the page seconds before the race ends and Hare was first then they came last.

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Steam can't even rig events properly.

Avatarfagging is against the rules, retard.

NPC's haven't been programmed to react to this error.

I never thought I would relate to a bird so much in my entire life. The look that bird on the right gives the other one when it's jumping up and down like a little retard, I know that feel bro.

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Haven't logged into Steam or steampowered.com in ages. What even is this? Is it better or worse than the Team Creme shit?

>implying I didn't pick it to represent my boy Ein

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Based data dog.

I don't even have a Steam account. I'm just in here reading the posts. Some funny shit in here.

because it's accurate
the graphic is wrong because they turned on the hand holding mechanic meant for todays race too early
it means using today's race's equations hare would've won 1st place and corgi would be dead last
as we can see now, corgi is dead last

Based

>hand holding mechanic
so corgi didn't lose, valve made them lost