How does this event even work

how does this event even work

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>the absolute state of crogifags
birdchads win every round

It doesn't

>has to have Valve rig the game for you to be able to win
Lol

Yet another temporary band-aid fix to an inherently broken event which'll peel off tomorrow. But in the meantime, AHAHAHA OHNONONO LOOK AT TEAM CORGI SO FAR BEHIND

It's not rigged, it's just teamwork

>about to pick birb
>everyone convinced me to pick dawg because >free game
>nerf happens
>corgi is on last and will probably stay that way
>can't switch teams
fuuUUCK

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Reddit won in the end
corgi were the bugmen horde
and all the other teams were reddit/Yea Forums hybrid

don't worry, they'll "fix" the event again tomorrow and someone else will be in first

>Valve had to manually put Corgi in last place
>Valve had to add settings preventing corgi from being able to be boosted
>Valve had to buff other teams way above corgi

I’m so pissed.

if you didnt see this coming from the beginning i dunno what to tell you why would you pick the meme choice lol

WHAT THE FUCK I WENT CORGI LAST NIGHT BECAUSE VEE TOLD ME TO BUT I WAKE UP TO THIS

FIRST I LISTENED TO BIZ AND NOW YIU FUCKS

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>Only at 9000 attacks now
Yeah we are going to get first place again

I mean, I kind of thought that reddit was going to be mad that corgi were always in the first place, but I didn't think that reddit would cry so loud that valve literally had to make corgi lose by rigging the race just to shut them up

The probability of you winning a free game in any team is one to millions.

You were never going to win jack fucking shit. Of the 1 billion users on steam there will only be 9,000 winners. Those odds are non-existent. This has been true in every single steam sale ever.

The whole point of ALL of these sales are the $5 discounts. Because it gets people who would otherwise not buy a game go off and purchase something which is a net win for Valve.

what the FUCK??

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The only thing they changed is how it looks, the teams are performing as well as they have been for the last three days.

They obviously reduced the number differences between the teams so it appears corgi is just ahead when in reality its miles ahead.

I hope Corgi wins even with Valve rigging it
Fuck Gaben

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MULTIBALL

Kansei Dorifto!?

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you pick pig and you get jack shit

9,000 winners.

1 billion users.

Why do you retards feel like you 'lost' something you never had a chance at getting?

WLiiA rules

5 dollar off coupon

if valve has failed at even making a shit javascript "game" work how do they have any hope for actual games?

Has nothing to do with winning, you get the points by playing games and doing achievements. You know you have to scroll down and click redeem to get them right?

I already have 20,000, im just going to spend it on some less less than $5 games because fuck Valve trying to trick people into buying games they dont really want.

is that right?

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>Paypigs in first
OH NO NO NO!

GAS GAS GAAAAAAAAAAS

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I mean, I bought one game, got the $5 off to be able to buy another game in a $100 budget and had five bucks left, so their ruses worked.

ANY TURTLEBROS HERE?

im fine with corgi turtle and bird top 3 FUCK PIGS AND LMAO HARES

35k tortman reporting

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its extremely convoluted bullshit

sell low, buy high, buddy

>Hare suddenly First
Top Kek

i would probably win though, im really lucky.

at this point the race is just an inconsistent fuckery of DBZ beam clashes

do you guys really not remember the last time they did teams and this exact same thing happened. every team gets a winning chance no matter what, its all artificial

as a pigger i have to admit this is only possible because valve gave us a hardcoded handcap

It's supposed to get you to reinstall games you haven't played in a while in the hopes that you'll rediscover some long forgotten gem that you can tell your friends who will purchase it.

yall getting hard player.

>how does this event even work
Exactly like the easter war did on Yea Forums

Now this is a smart man. This is a guy who knows how contests work, and knows they have to by law display the odds of winning and what they project the number of players to be. If the numbers he said are correct, literally no one here is going to win a free game. It ain't happening.

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Yea Forums turtles ww@

PIG CHADS GET IN HERE

Nah, I'm gonna win. retards.

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STOP
FALLING
FOR
MARKETING
SHIT

NONE OF THIS MATTERS

Sounds like SOMEONE didnt win a free game.

>corgi handicapped hard because it has the most people

Fine, ok, whatever, fuck you valve, but I get it.

>the other teams which presumably shouldn't have much difference in size and thus presumably no handicaps of any kind exist
>and yet pig is out in front with half of bird and turtles nitro boost

What the fuck. Did they give pig an invisible boost while they were breaking corgi's kneecaps or what? How the fuck is that one fair. Corgi has 200x the members of everyone else, fine, nerf them. But you buffed pig too? bullshit.

If 40M people took part in this competition, the WHOLE of Yea Forums would only have a 20% chance of winning ONE game.

Based off japMoot saying Yea Forums has 2 million active users.

20 PERCENT CHANGE THAT ONE PERSON HERE WINS A GAME OMG LETS WASTE HOURS ON THIS WOOOOOO

Fucking sheep.

here brah

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Lol, pig team just has the most skill. git gud

>Corgi winning so hard that valve had to say "Bad Dog" and slap it with a news paper.

This is hilarious. I'm a Corgifag. I don't even care, i wont win anything.

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>Corgi has as much boost as all other teams put together
>still last place and not catching up
Couldn't they at least make their meddling less obvious?

Well let's just say it's not impossible, but walking outside and having an airplane crash into you isn't impossible either.

they already stated they changed the formula so the point are balanced depending on the team size
sorry corgi no more easy mode for you redditards

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literally rigged

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>you can now earn more capacity up to 2000 points
Fucking finally. I doubt it's going to be a daily thing, but a man can dream. It wouldn't.

This is absolute clownfuckery at this point.

I'm glad Valve came out and said they're going to nerf the badge XP. Because I was planning on preordering a couple of games near the end of the event just to boost my steam level.

Now I'll just buy them on CDKeys at launch for $10 less like I always do these days.

I'm not even on Corgi and I think this is straight bullshit. The race needed balancing, but don't cut off the poor dogs legs to do it.
Just randomize everyone tomorrow and be done with it. Stop fucking around Valve

I'm sorry, but did the Corgi already lose? Oh, that's right. The race isn't even over yet. In fact, we're only a couple of hours into the race. Does not having the lead just a few hours in, in Rainbow Ring count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the race is still on? Corgi is still gaining boosts right now and he has been the best racer in the sale for how many races now? Hes up against one of the worst racers in Valve HQ who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of having a beak. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Corgi is one of the best racers in the Steam Summer Sale, he's been ahead in all the races this event and would be winning right now if the Valve devs didn't rig the race. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Corgi wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, a Cockatiel meme just got posted and gained a few (you)s, just like Corgi. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Corgi topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because hes good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll some other racers in the event, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>you can now earn more capacity up to 2000 points
Yeah

It's obviously their fault that they fucked up the way they designed this shit, so they should own up to it and give the losers a round of games to make up for it instead of the retarded shit they're doing now.

Is this button working for you guys? Tried pressing it on both waterfox and chrome but nothing happens.

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IIRC you click on it, then click on one of the 4 teams above it, then click on it again.

Oh, you're right. Thanks, user.

Can't beat the cock

That's a lie. I do it every night.

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not the cock

Yeah. Nobody can beat the cock.

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balanced rigging for everyone so that they feel they've won once, even if they didn't actually win anything.
i like gog, where each summer sale i'm guaranteed 1-2 solid games i really want (like Obduction this year or RiME last year)

*free games

how does Corgi have the highest bloody boost (4-5x compared to others) consistently and yet somehow they are behind
Rigged as fuck

>too autistic to have social fun

>get botted to shit the first 3 days
>when we start winning legit they change the rules
there is no recovering. Reddit birds and Corgi won

Team size counts. It's harder to go fast while pulling 70% of users.

just like the 4chans april fools from last year

The corgi has 10,000 debuffs

Corgi won the last 3 days
and also thisyou will totally wont get any free shit
the only thing you'll get is that discount from the tokens

honestly why not just call it a dog instead of one of the biggest meme dogs

is this the overall race?

>be me
>love dogs
>day 1 corgi is so far ahead
>pick cockatiel because I'm a hipster contrarian retard
>ends up winning every race

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to contain reddit

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A couple of hours ago you could see valve manually set us back live, it was pretty funny watching the bar just teleport backwards.

>retards wasting attacks on corgi, not realizing pigs are gonna snipe first place
Are tortards and cuckatiels room temperature IQ?

>you will totally wont
How's life in a third world country, ESL?

I thought shibe was the ONLY meme dog?

we just hate normies, you could even be 5th and I would still attack corgi

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>how does this event even work
Who cares, it's Valveshit.

>everything I dont like is normie
Typical Yea Forums

why is it km now??? for what purpose does distance mean anything? isn't just about who goes really fast?

>70% of steam user picked corgi
>not normies

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Where did this stat come from lmao. I havent seen this anywhere official

number of steam badges

Same way Flavor teams worked on that April Fools joke
Mods just fuck around and watch the shitstorm of people thinking they're making a difference while changing numbers around and watching the "X FAGS BTFO" threads pop up because of it

Private profiles exist

>post yfw you didnt fell for the corgi meme

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>corgi
>meme
>won 3 out of the 4 races so far

seething

OH NO CORGIBROS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONES OH NO NO NO WHAT HAPPENED

some redditor sampled the number of dog badges vs everyone else. dog badges were like 10x higher than anyone else. now the high school rejects valve hired this summer keep trying to "balance" the discrepancy and every day it gets more and more hilarious.

yeah, I'm sure those private profile are all tortoises, pigs, cockatails and hares and they would flip that 70%

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>thinking I'm mad that my team won all the races so far

literally unironically seething

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>a fucking meme dog
corgis are going to be on the same darkhole in a couple of years just like dalmatian and st. bernard dogs

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when did this get turned on?

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Because Valve is rigging it because ABLOOBLOOBLOOing during the first two days.

Sorry you guys picked the losing team instead of Corgi's, anons. Maybe next time join the "rigged" team and accept these mini-games are shit.

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when they realized that their kikeish rules were pissing people off so they changed the rules of the game to damage control for the 20th time in 3 days

>$5 discount
>just get DOOM2 and systemshock for free
I'll be happy for once

the discount can't give free games

No you're thinking of the narwhal

>equality of outcome; good
>equality of opportunity; bad
What did the bolshevik Пap mean by this?

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both are $2.50 a piece atm

the discount cannot be applied to purchases below a certain amount. and in no circumstance can it make a game free

>increase points by writing a review
wow i can't wait for the influx of 10 billion thoughtless meme "reviews" of games. is there a gas leak in bellevue?

So 30% of steam users are retarded.

can it make two $2.50 games cost $0.02 or 1 cent each?

that's all i did. who gives a modicum of a shit about steam reviews anyways

I've got to hand it to Valve. They are literally manipulating users to do all the extra shit that most users probably don't even look at, and wrapping it all up in a "fun game". It seems genius, really.

Today I will remind them

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source?

If anything this is proof that the free market will be exploited by gangs and needs intervention.

Based Yangposter

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literally just try it for yourself

how so? corgi are literally the less likely to recieve free games on a personal basis
the real retards are corgis

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*inhales*

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Positive review bombing on low effort aaa games incoming

>90% of yesterday, dog is leading by half of the apparent track
>last 10%, dog suddenly goes from touching the end to somehow just a nudge below the other teams
It's no surprise that dog still got first. I'm betting some pajeet fuck accidentally rolled out the UI of today's nerfed race shortly before the previous race finished, leading to the discrepancy.

these qualifier things are great, thousands of coins for doing nothing. might hit 15k over the weekend.

Look at all those loser also-rans. If they were smart, they'd just form an allegiance with the corgis now. Maybe they would be spared on Judgment Day.

>democracy is exploited by people making a decision in the majority
>needs totalitarian systems to tell them what to do instead
Grade A Marky baby.

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why would you think you could use one coupon spread across two games

why would you think you could get free games, retard
this is valve

>certain amount
what is it?

Shibe is just the weeb answer to corgis. They should have picked a golden retriever or someshit and this wouldn't be a problem.

>faster than all the other teams COMBINEDeven after attacks are subtracted out
>somehow in last place
"We want to assure you that we are not manually intervening in the outcome of a given day's race." -- Valve

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anything above $5 it seems. but not including tax price

Yeah I should've picked one of the 4 teams that aren't guaranteed to win instead and won't have a chance to get all 3 wish list games in the end.
I'd rather have a tiny chance than none at all. Also it's fun to see Tortopigharecocks seethe and call Corgi Chads r*ddit.

But what if I'm the one in a billion guy? Surely it won't go to some idiot that will win every game on Steam, play Modern Warfare 2 for 2 hours, then never come online again.

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ill just get a 25cent game with the 2 other games then and call it a day

calm your tits

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$49cent

>of a given day's race
I guess nerfing a team's nitro scaling in between days is still fair game. Technically they aren't lying.

Fresh meme, get it while it's hot.

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corgi npc meme when

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God I missed this pasta

>dude check out my new wojack lol

sorry faggot, I can't hear you from your 5th place, why don't you come closer?

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>trying to save the head images
>computer doesn't know svg as a picture format
>replaced the file extension with png in hopes it works
>get shown unused assets

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That's probably to make up all the games removed from wishlist. Also it's good because it's 2k per day potentially.

so your points boosted dosent empty from day to day right? if you hit the cap your screwed unless you increase the cap?

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>implying it's not reversed again like last time

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Why not call it bird instead of cockatiel?

fucking rigged

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bitches love cocks

you can do 4 things to increase your total points now, whether or not it resets everyday we''l just have to wait and see tomorrow

Because it's a cockatiel specifically

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Imagine getting hyped up for odds that are worse than winning millions on the lottery for the sake of a game you can afford with less than a pleb's day's work, absolute fucking mongos.

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This is scarily accurate to how insufferable furfaggots are

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How is it one of the biggest meme dogs? Literally the only thing it appears in is Cowboy Bebop.

stupid weeaboo

H-How dare you disagree with me?! They told me V was a hivemind!

At least I'm not a literal nigger who can't tell apart dogs

Keep crying corgicuck

I’ll keep buying more games just to block you retard

Oh my god what's wrong with his face

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the british queen made them a meme decades before cowboy bebop, then social media came along and gave their popularity a massive resurgence

literally just easter 2018 but making lamers buy shit

>WAAAAAAHHHH U BAD IF U CANT TELL A RETARDED MUTT FROM ANOTHER RETARDED MUTT

Just get a cat like a human being, nigger

Bird bros, each and every one of you, has a key to our success. You are the best team I could ever have

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he's so majestic
just look at him
/ourguy/

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Have they explained the day 3 fuck-up yet? It seriously makes no sense. How can Corgi be dead last the entire time, but still win 1st place even though the display very clearly showed that Hare won?

Anyone else think the numbers is the real ranking, and not the actual movement on the graph? Which means Corgi is in 1st place by a massive amount again.

ghost trick is such a gorgeous game

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How do you level up badges? All I can see the option is to use my points on is boosting my team

You sound mad, are you upset that you can't get a dog like everyone else due to your skin color?

Yes it is, yes it is...

As a corgichad, I will only accept birdchads as our one and true rival. May you soar for a surprise win.

corgi is reddit

I never even heard of it but that 5 second gif is blowing my mind. I'm going to look it up.

you are the biggest faggot in this thread

They adjusted the scale of the teams nitro in between yesterday's race and today's. Even though Corgi's nitro is higher than the other's combined, it's weighted effect is lower.

If you want an idea of how all the scales were adjusted, see where they accidentally unveiled it too soon. The two last place teams (Hare, Turtle) were buffed enough that they would have won with their current numbers at this scale, while dog would be just under at its numbers now scaled down.

Today's race operates under these new rules from the start. Tomorrow I imagine there will be yet another rescaling. As Valve said in their News, they won't meddle during a day's race - ony in between them.

damage control so the indies don't leave

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Why doesn't Steam just let you delete badges?

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>Download yugioh duel links, play for 2 seconds uninstall
>Write a 1 word review for some 5 year old game
>Add and remove 3 items from wishlist
>Glance at a broadcast for 3 seconds
Wow, this is so engaging. Valve really know how to make fun things to do for their events.

>the absolute state of dogfags
get fucked bandwagoners

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haha that is nothing wait until you see the dance

So are all profile levels fucked up now? Some people who have like 5 games are level 80+.

WAT

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what in the goddamn

>steam literally changing the rules for a public competition involving money as they go

SUPER ILLEGAL YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

this really made me think

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their competition

Screw the rules I have money!

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Corgi needs to get their multiplier to 4000x to actually advance.

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i need porn of the mascots stat

This is all to boost their engagement analytics and you fell for it hook line and sinker
Like a corporation would give a flying fuck about a goy's enjoyment
Now get to padding those data number you volunteer fluffer

Imagine being this mentally ill.

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It's still public. There are entire laws dedicated to company's running competitions. Hence why you see "Excluding X country, X State" and why they have to address the location of where the competition winner is decided.

>Valve pretending its above the law

Lol

Unfortunately for me, that honor belongs to you.

>Spend a minute clicking things to get a discount on Hat in time
If this is falling for corporate tricks I'll gladly fall for it again.

I for one find it handy to have steam badges as an autism meter on my friend list. Great way to know who to defriend

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>knowing the law is autism
Why are you shilling gaben still, he isn't giving you HL3

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There is also some surveys you can fill out for some in game currency user!

>I spent all that money and what do I have to show for? Oh, a bunch of video games I can play? Well that's not good enough Valve!

>dump 64 thousand points into Corgi on day 1 when corgi needs ZERO help to win
>3 days of Corgi wins pass.
>NO FREE GAMES
>Day 4 arrives.
>Corgi losing for some reason now.
>Already dumped 64K into it.
>Nothing I can do.

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What does DNF mean? How did those two teams not finish ?

god damn, all this fucking tampering
they must think they're so fucking clever huh
>>hehe we'll secretly fuck with the boosts, all the people trying to make their team win will buy even more games, hahahahah we're fucking geniuses

He's an actual persona unlike some chink overlord or whatever the fuck.

I hope you know that you don't have to pick a side, you can tell both of them to fuck off?

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>valve do all this with people's real money and time
>yet if I use Sam to unlock some shit multiplayer achievement to 100% a game I get banned
Fuck valve

post yfw the rabbits are the next to be targeted by everyone tomorrow.

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you can get banned for using sam?

RUN MY HARE NIGGERS RUN BE FREE.

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>wait until the end knowing tards would waste it all early on
>this shit happens

if you're on a VAC Secured server while doing so.

Hare Multiplier: 0.02318937799
Tortoise Multiplier: 0.01206381834
Corgi Multiplier: 0.001473809
Cockatiel Multiplier: 0.01644663899
Pig Multiplier: 0.0258657815225226649

so basically, hare niggers are literal niggers getting handouts

shiba is a weeb corgi
or a corgi is a westaboo shiba?

>Corgi's grand prix points
>9
>tortoise grand prix points
>2

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I dont want to. I like gaben.

My team alignment is a mystery but I will ask you guys this.

I have $50 in the bank. What 4th game should I add to this list?

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>yellow team gets the Asian treatment
Racist Americans at it AGAIN

>0.00147
>one thousandth of a percent

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what money?
two out of the 4 games you need to get points are f2p and you also get points from games you already own

can someone explain this "game" to me, or provide a video?

Products are considered as money because they have monetary value.

>facebook vs reddit:the event

can't be right

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Imagine a carnival scam game with lower odds of actually winning even when you win, with convoluted and severely changing rules and point standings at minutes notice, only the minutes notice happens 2 hours and one minute after said change and even if you win you still would have had to spend more money to have gotten your "free" prize and can only rent your said prize inside the carnival

>yesterday my cap was ~14.6k points
>couldn't hit the 15k for the $5 off without spending money
>decide to just dump the points into the badge to level it to 69 for giggles
>today they introduce a way to increase your cap for free
>new cap is over 15k
Fuck you valve

the prize are free games given at random
theres no monetary value aside from that 5% discount you get from using a lot of tokens

>team I dont like is reddit

based actually mentally fucking retarded, holy shit how is it even possible to be this stupid, I mean jesus christ, poster

Say it with me

He will knot inside us

He will knot inside us

He will knot inside us.

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8.08 lmao winnin.

Despite teams why valve changes "rules" every day?
I don't understand this retarded event.

Its not made for retards.

the game is rigged so every team gets and equal amount of wins by the end of the sale
shhhh don't tell anyone

Ive got my badge to 350, my steam lvl went from 43 to 83.... like wtf no complaints here though

>being a slave to the jews is """social fun""" now
Good goyum.

Fucking yanks and their participation badges
And yet when the Olympics come around they have no shame sending a horde of juiced up black orcs for every medal

because they were so far ahead that they wrapped back around to the start again just to lap everyone

ok, so what team should i choose?

>Waaah Yea Forums told me to take the mark of the beast
Wow you a such dirty little liars. Countless people told you to pick the 2nd best team because the chance of getting a game there is higher than picking overgrowded corgi.

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Tutrle for cool boy points or team cock if you are a meme

sauce?

>refunded a game
>Valve removed 10 levels from my badge

FUCK YOU FAT JEW CUNT!

Being knotted feels absolutely amazing.

What's it feel like to have your steam profile permanently stained with an official reddit badge, corginiggers?

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What does it feels like to be a degenerate zoomer and have a steam cancer drm installed on your pc?

>reminder that if it weren't for EU laws you wouldnt be able to get any refunds
Rare occasion of the megajews losing

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>liking dogs is reddit

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*20 levels.

Praying for a day after this event when some autistic fuck leaves a comment on my profile about how he doesn't like a badge
Holy fuck ill laugh for days

>knowing what reddit likes and doesn't like

SLOW AND STEADY BOYS

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Liking retarded meme dogs is reddit. Liking dog knots is based.

boom boom
shake shake
getting knotted is fucked
BASED

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>le epic h*kkin cute doggo doin' me a snogfruktsicus
fuck off facebook newfags

TEAM PEEP, I MEAN PIG, IS GETTING THIRD PLACE AGAIN BROS
CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
UH-UH UH-UH

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Tortoise incels are suddenly much more insufferable than corgithads. This thread is proof.

Loser cope!

>still no gif of cockatiel spazzing out when he's first place
Literally the only good thing about this event and ya'll fucked up

it's our race turtlebro

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crogi's expression looks sad.

enter by mail and you have better odds

it is

>convinced me to pick dawg because >free game
Should have went with birb, reddit dog had too many people back then, would have competed against each other for those free games. Went with podium winner birb and won one game.

Why didn't you make it?

>i thought i would join the heckin doggo team for teh win, wuts going on!?

Cowboy Bebop isn't weeb enough for you?

rabbits will win, thats how it works.

Do I look like a fucking wizard?

>join corgi because they were winning
>they're now dead last
>max'd out all my points
>have to complete some stupid task to increase it by 500 points
good run while it lasted. enjoyed boosting my steam level and watching levelfags seething.

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Holy shit all this cope

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C/our/gi a fallen runner

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lol

>team i like 4chad
>team i dislike reddit

grow up and buy more games for based le gaben

What's it feel like to be actual redditor who knows and cares what reddit does?

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>how does this event even work

retards buy shit they don't really want in order to chase phantoms

>REDDIT BAD Yea Forums GOOD

I am dog sitting my cousins dog, so I picked the dog team, not because of some autist's need to make it an us vs them mentality and shovel piss at each other.

Yeah, I'd rather support Epic instead! They pay the developers up front, so I can get games for free without having to play stupid RNG games! I can just get it all now. I keep remembering a quote I heard.
"Don't worry lads, this one's on me."
-Tim Sweeney

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>Hating on corgis when shitbulls exist
ISHGGYDIGGITY

Whoops, meant for everyone hating on corgis.

does bosting your steam level do anything?
i was just pumping tokens into it not really knowing what was i doing

higher level you are you get more chance for booster packs to drop which you can sell for a few shekels.

Most Yea Forumsfags are literally niggers or sandniggers who can't tell apart dogs, that's why a lot of these retards think they're shiba inus for some reason

>Have a corgi for myself not for some retarded website
>Suddenly flagged as a r*dditor

Yea Forums has really turned to sh*it

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this shit is rigged corgi was winning because most people were in corgi , no mattter how well the other teams coordinated they still wouldnt have enough to bring corgi down

reddit is quite literally rent free on this board

That's a Shiba Inu though

>people unironically shit that their paying their attention is worth 5% off coupon or 900/1000000000000 chance of winning a game
Buyfags are truly THE cucks of video game industry. Just pirate this shit you fucking retards.
>b--b--b-b-but muh multiplayer
Check the most wishlisted games on steam, it's mostly single player shit. Check the most awarded games on steam, it's mostly sp shit too.
You are all cucks, waiting ages and ages for a sale so you can buy that one game with mommys money desu, that's pathetic enough. This event shit is on another level.

>Be poorfag
>Be jealous of buyfags

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I don't even have to wait for steam sale to buy shit, but why would I anyway when I can get everything for free without any reperecussions whatsoever? I don't have thime to play games anyway, too buys fucking all of buyfags gfs.

youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc
Sure am glad I picked Hare lol

Then go start a blog faggot

Got enough points for the 5 buck coupon just by idling Payday 2. What do I get anons?

lol the game is broken again

Yeah, I think it's broken, guys.

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LISA.

>We're doing backend stuff
>don't worry GOYIM

Guys????????

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it's rigged.

I'm late to the race. How come its not letting me join the cocks? I'm clicking and nothing happens.

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>hahaha guys look I'm pirating games fuck the police
May as well say
>hahaha guys look I'm smoking weed fuck the police
Nobody gives a fuck, you're just acting all annoying about this shit that nobody gives a fuck about, now go away.

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WE DID IT BROS
WE BROKE FREE
LET ALL OUR CARS RACE OUT INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER

>user sees a cock team
>KEKS I MUST JOIN THEM
>starts frantically clicking join button
>it breaks the game for everyone
>WHY WONT IT LET ME JOIN?

Gonna go to sleep. If birds isn*t part of top 3 I:m done.

Gaben ate the servers, please understand

>tortoise wins just to prove the tired cliche
RIGGED

Second Post Best Post.

And remember, there are people who think this garbage is better then Flash Sales.

I think it's this is happens after you finish the qualifier Tasks
same here

Reminder that muh doggo fags are reddit as fuck. Have sex.

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reminder the game is rigged so every animal will have roughly the same amount of gp points, wins, and podiums. it doesn't matter. just boost everyday and do whatever ritual it is you do to increase your luck and hope you win a game.

Why not Turtle, Rabbit or Boar, right?

I think it is the PLAY NEW GAME, specifically, i did the others, Played Phantom Doctrine for the task and then got that. Did not do the review one though.

For me, Yea Forums convinced to pick birb
And to think I was sceptic at first, lol

No, I checked with my brother who didn't do the list at all and he also have the problem

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I don't really know how this works, but I don't think mine is working.

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Sooooo...worse than Saliens?

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No, Aliens event was the worst

>HTTP ERROR 500
rip

Hares used :stoprace:

>rabbit
food tier
>turtle
elder god tier
>corgi
based dog tier
>bird
BIRBS ARE PRETTY RAD tier
I had a cockatiel that used to ride around on top of my corgi, miss that crazy birb
>pig
no muslims tier

Okay, thanks for the info, good to know i was under the wrong impression.

I honestly barely remember Saliens, but the Clicker Game with monsters was the only good one, partly because it was more doing its own thing as a fun distraction.

>tfw haven't picked a team
Fuck this shitty event

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S A U C E

Based.

This is stupid fucking shit that could better be spent playing actual games. This is worse than fucking horrible "indie" games.

It is the year of the Pig, after all. There's lots of time left.

You are the real winner here, giving up your "free" 5$ to keep your integrity.

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Sauce plox

Fix your shit valve. I want to get my points and go to bed

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As I read it, the odds of winning by mail on a given day are calculated using the odds of winning the steam giveaway on that day. So if you odds of winning the steam lottery are 1/100000, then they perform the same test on your paper entry.

Well RIP, what a rotten way to die

can't have flash sales since they added refunds.

>corgi nowhere close to first
>still causes untold amounts of asshurt just by existing
HOW
DO
THEY
PULL
IT
OFF

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Multiple threads on this topic were just deleted, yet having multiple kiddie game threads is perfectly okay. Is the Etika stickie mod active or something?

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Jannie is a mad as fuck corgifag.

Learn how to image search, newfag

How so? not like they don't have payment data/receipts on how much you paid for a game, so you can't "Game" the system and "refund" form more then you paid, do you mean how people buy shit and refund after they get cards? Because that can easily be fixed by changing the card ratio to one card every 2 hours so you get your first one when you pass the "Easy Refund" mark.

I will admit im a brainlet though, hence why im asking for more clarification so i can stop being one.

Why do shitskins hate dogs so much?

Let's be fair, Mario Maker is a actual Game, this is a hilariously failing Marketing Campaign for a seasonal sale.

If it's so hilariously failing, why do we have so many threads on the topic?

>kiddie game

Go back to your COOL dudebro looter-shooter games faggot.

Those are actual video game threads
This is just circlejerking and free advertisement for your favorite store
Imagine if Gamestop had some promotion along the lines of the McDonalds monopoly game where you get game pieces for spending money, do you think that should have threads on Yea Forums? It shouldn't, and neither should LE BASED GABEN REDDIT BROS SUMMER GAME PROMOTION.

only because they'ld rather not bother because thousands of people would ask for refunds right after a flashsale starded with a bigger discount. Yeah you are a brainlet if you can't see how that would cause problems on its own.

Because pinhead dipshits who can't go 5 minutes without shitposting on this god forsaken board finally have something new to latch on to.

>This isn't videogames!!
>Some nigger dying is

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Because it has been falling apart at the seams between people starting with 0 in spite of having been told they were gonna start with thousands of capacity, having poor explanations, ERRORS MISUNDERSTANDINGS, Inverted Standings and all kinds of shit which give people to go OH NO NO about.

Dead nigger e-celeb is better than advertising for Reddit's favorite store

I see, but they still kinda do that shit though. pretty sure they actually explicitly mention in the FAQ the allow refunding because you bought it right before a sale, and the system is fairly automated IIRC.

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>Valve have changed it yet again
>now with more stuff to earn a bigger score
This is retarded, they change everything every day because they know how badly implimented this all was.
Is this the worst summer sale event valve has ever released? Because it feels like it.

Here's a shocking relevation

you can just completely ignore it

I think Saliens might been worse, this one you at least basically just need to boost once a day and be done with it after actually playing some games as far as the raffle goes. and the amount of Tokens for old stuff was pretty good, i started with "free" 10$.

Saliens from what i remember needed you to actively play the shitty game and babysit the planet hopping.

It Doesn't

Hare - Distance 2935.32 | Multiplier: 0.02318937799 = 126,580
Tortoise - Distance | Multiplier: 0.01206381834 = 256,221
Corgi - Ditance | Multiplier: 0.001473809 = 1,770,921
Cockatiel - Ditance | Multiplier: 0.01644663899 = 176,853
Pig - Ditance | Multiplier: 0.0258657815225226649 = 118,471

You don't need steam client for this event.

Sorry fixed
Hare - Distance 2935.32 | Multiplier: 0.02318937799 = 126,580
Tortoise - Distance 3091.83 | Multiplier: 0.01206381834 = 256,221
Corgi - Distance 2610.25 | Multiplier: 0.001473809 = 1,770,921
Cockatiel - Distance 2908.64 | Multiplier: 0.01644663899 = 176,853
Pig - Distance 3064.35 | Multiplier: 0.0258657815225226649 = 118,471

Do I need to actually do anything to take part in this, or am I entered in the raffle regardless of how I participate?

just boost once a day.

just be on a team and boost if it's below the top 3

boost every day. everyone gets at least 100 extra capacity everyday and just fill it up by playing games. then boost at least once and your done.

you have no one to blame but yourself, pathetic

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So what happened yesterday? I watched the ending of the race and team corgi was on 5th or 4th place but after that i checked it had won the race.

WAT?

>hare is now -4k speed and has one (1) boost
this exact thing happened to the turtle on day 2 or 3, really makes you think

I think this is cause people hardly look at their wishlists until a sale and then just clean up the shit that got released and turned out to be ass, at least thats why I emptied a bunch of stuff from my list.
I've not really been adding anything new during the sale though cause the discovery algorithms are being kinda shitty.

Standings were reversed yesterday, because valve

come on COCKS,i just boosted for 1,5k points,do your part

is it still broken?

Yes, just assume the answer is always yes.

Why did I join tortoise..

You joined the winning team

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this

enjoy getting nerfed tomorrow while cockchads will stealthly get to the podium every day

can anyone clarify if the points boosted and max points are related? My points boosted is currently at 7k, and my max points is 14k, does that mean once i boost 7k more and at my max points that I won't be able to boost anymore?>

That's correct, when you've boosted the full 14k you can't boost anymore.

alright thx buddy

>when you've boosted the full 14k you can't boost anymore.
until the next day when you can do the new tasks (assuming they're daily) to up your capacity even more. everyone will be able to boost a couple times a day now.

>(assuming they're daily)
they aren't

>tortoise won't be nuked to oblivion at the finish line like yesterday
It was a mess.

There are not enough Initial D memes in current sale

Being on team hare is suffering.

Team | Exchanged Rates = Effect

Hare | $1.12 to $3.33 = 1 %Pig%
$10.03 to $11.15 = 25 %Pig%

Tortoise | $2.14 to $6.41 = 1 %Pig%
$19.30 to $21.44 = 25 %Pig%

Corgi | $17.55 to $52.47 = 1 %Pig%
$157.95 to $175.50 = 25 %Pig%

Cock | $1.57 to $4.70 = 1 %Pig%
$14.15 to $15.72 = 25 %Pig%

Pig | $1 to $2.99 = 1 %Pig%
$9 to $10 = 25 %Pig%

how long will the sale go for?

This has been fluxuating majorly for me today, is this about the same for anyone else? Also hare bois for the win fuck turdfags

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nobody knows. you'd think they put dates on the front page.

>He can't read

what is this gay shit?

Anyone been using the steam achievement manager (SAM) yet for free achievement points?

yeah fuck I'm a brainlet. It doesn't help that the store seems to be blocked by my provider for no fucking reason and I have to use a vpn, which makes it slow as fuck being a telstra fag is suffering

I remember

Just change your DNS settings to use cloudflare or google, Telstra never seems to block things properly

laughs in piggish at dogfags

>he actually thought Valve wouldn't go out of their way to rig the results
Kek

Pig: Multiplier of 0.0258657815225226649
Hare: Multiplier of 0.02318937799
Cockatiel: Multiplier of 0.01644663899
Tortoise: Multiplier of 0.01206381834
Corgi: Multiplier of 0.001473809

Pig: 1x
Hare: 1.12x
Cockatiel: 1.57x
Tortoise: 2.14x
Corgi: 17.55x

you pick redditdog, you get fucked, thats how this works

i dont know

you don't need it. play a couple games you already have a bunch for cheetos in for half an hour a day and you get more than enough points.

so whats the chance of me gettign games?

>Based off japMoot saying Yea Forums has 2 million active users.
2 million is not true. Its just to hype numbers up. Everytime i looked on this frontpage of this site its usually "200k users" and most activity is on /pol/ and here. I would call botting honestly and say the users are truly 50k on various boards. 30k actually post throughout the whole 24 hour span while 20k do nothing but lurk.

Depends on what team your on, but basically 0 regardless

Ok, so from what I understand, using the boost is only advisable when your team has a chance of winning the race that day. As a corgifag, I better save the boost for tomorrow when a new race begins.

The other thing I've learned, is that any game where you have unlocked achievements before the summer sale can STILL give you points. I launched MGSV just now, when I checked out the info on the Grand Prix page, the game was added on the list and I'm about to be rewarded the points for unlocking past achievements. So be sure to to boot a game you've played before and play it for a while to make sure it registers. I'm not sure how much of that stuff is common knowledge by there you go. The one that's nagging me is capacity shit.

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*but there you go
I should have proof read my shit

So us harefags will JUST once again?

you boost everyday regardless to "play" the game to be considered for a prize. nothing else matters.

fanarts where

Might as well pay full price

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why don't I get more tokens anymore?
why doesn't half of the images blank for me both in app and browser?
I just wanna level up.

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Next to nothing, regardless of what team you're one.

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You're eligible for a reward if your team reaches the podium. Considering that I've seen screenshots of people winning free games and the fact that every day is a new race, it seems to me using boost on a day where your team is losing by a huge margin is a complete waste.

>0,00%
I don't think that's correct.

Did you drop out of school, or did you never attend in the first place?

A chance is a chance user.
Just fucking take a leap and click a few buttons. You never know if you might get it or not. At the very least you can say to yourself that you tried,

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Unless they changed it, your boost from one day doesn't carry on to the next so you can't just save it if you don't win. The first few days people wanted to save it but their thing just straight up went to 100, even if they had thousands

You see Jimmy, some times numbers are too small to represent them with a 1 so we represent them with the first number of decimal system a 0.

It's just not showing beyond 2 decimals, you dumbass

>tfw team Piggers

Thanks for the free points corgi bois

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longbunny is long

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It's misleading. I'm not a mathematician by any stretch, but isn't there a symbol or some kind of note to indicate point out that information when these situations happen? Or at least round up the numbers.

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Fuck you, we didnt even win third day even when we were in first place. Suddenly we got btfo into last place.
Being team hare is suffering

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if only....

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>everybody else that's not underaged or retarded can tell
>it's misleading
No, you're just an idiot

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my team was in top 3 for 3 days and I've yet to see any free shit

getting dabbed on by steam level 100+ paycucks no doubt

WE GOT TOO COCKY COCKBROS, WE NEED THAT PODIUM SPOT

Rude. That's not very productive user. "

buy games, bully corgi

your face

>want to buy europa universalis or hearts of iron
>find out all the fun is locked behind shitty DLC

ffs

I have the same problems. this sucks ass
I hate this fucking shit event

>the amount of butthurt on steam forums about corgi nerf
now this is hilarious

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I got Kiwami 2 as a prize yesterday. I guess Pig was in like 3rd or 2nd Place?

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reddit.com/r/Steam/

no matter what team you picked, I think we can all enjoy seeing reddit seethe after their metagaming got shut the fuck down

Remember Valve doesn't work weekends so you're stuck with this rigged garbage until monday

team bunny here
lmaoing @ your lifes right now

and corgi having literally 20 times more points than the rest wasn't garbage?
welcome to fair grounds, doggy

>Before adjustements
>DAB ON AN ALL NON CORGIS LEL
>After adjustments
>Wtf why rig game? I want muh free cyberpunk
This is great.

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Reddit is fucking pathetic. Most of the corgifags seriously whining here probably come straight from reddit too

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CockChads, RISE UP!
*DABS* *DABS* *DABS*

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>Got boned because I jumped on in the first couple of hours of the event and picked Autismo dog because it had all my frainds on it and no one knew how the event worked.

Wait am I a reddit now?

>join thing because others join thing
>reddit spacing
Sorry, it's terminal.

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With how the event worked during the first 2 days Corgi should still be winning easily.
The problem is they changed it to nerf bigger teams.

Piggu nani???!!

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>majority of steam users pick the same team
>service forces majority of users into last place
>no-one's giving them money anymore

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I'm the dickhead posting abut how 10 pigbucks = 170ish Corgcoins, should might already be shadow banned on the steam forums. but if not, that should upset people.

except the other 4 teams are now falling for the meme

How are we going to fuck this one up /harebois/?

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CMON COCKCHADS, WE NEED THE 3RD PLACE

We won't, valve will fuck it up for us.

Wtf pigs! Why would you do this to us bird bros?!

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your mom

>final results 1. Corgi 2. Cock 3. Turtle

TORTOISE STRONK

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So even if I don't do anything i'll still get some free games right?

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I can't believe the pigs would stab us in the back like this...

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>doesn't even fucking know about the statistics
lmao

You need to boost atleast once that day to be eligible.

I really don't understand what I have to do. I've read the page twenty times in the last two days.
It's my first time doing a steam summer event.

I think you still need to boost your daily 100 points to be entered into the lottery (assuming your team wins a podium position that day), not participating at all means you get nothing. Boosting more points doesn't raise your chances at winning a free game, it's randomized on the winning teams.

We'll get you for this piggus. We'll get you for this...

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Where the fuck are the cute girls
Literally the only reason I have to care about this shit is the hope that someone would make some cute girls out of the teams and I've seen none, it's fucking free real estate

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Don't worry, Valve fucked it up and made this more complicated than it had to be. Steam events are usually much simpler than this.

I think they want to play a game.

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I got two boost ready hare bros, you guys ready boost it up near the end?

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Just sorted most expensive games on my wishlist to the top, turns out to be Weeb games

Ah well, as a Hare i have zero fucking chance anyway. we will magically jump to 4th or 5th place 1 minute before race end

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You raise a good point.

>do 2 boosts over the day
>still losing pace to leaders
what the hell are you doing birdbros?

Join Team Corgi

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I just want my free game

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i programmed one of these things once for scrap.tf if anyone uses that. spoiler: everything is faked and fudged on the backend, it always is, just to give the illusion for users.

What the fuck happened cockbros. This isn't how it was supposed to end!

Bunny girls are everywhere user...

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the worst part is this applies to every single one

I know I'm not alone with my turtlefuckers

i got like $15 for achievements i already had. bought 3 $5 games so it was worth it.

anyone knows how do you get slowdowns?
I had one the first day and that was it

Most of the issues with this could have been fixed by not letting people select their own team, but that was a bit too obvious for Valve, I guess.

How? I have a bunch of achivements but just with one game it tells me I reached my limit. I still only have about 5000 tokens.

nvm i just read it,25% chance to get it when you boost

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And that is how it should be, since Valve is too retarded to just name the teams after colors.

dog is faster, he's 1st
that HUD is bugged

i'm not really sure. my maximum was about 50K across a few different games

arabian whales BTFO

I think on the first day mine was around 30k but I barely got any tokens from it.
Maybe I still just don't understand how this works. All I really want is more tokens.

Out of millions of steam users, only 600 people win
Hundreds of thousands of poorfags, brazillians, russians and chinks have made NEW accounts to have an even bigger chance (and therefore lowering the overall odds)

>user thinks he'll be one of the lucky winners

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Where are the rabbit fags surrender threads

COCKCHADS WILL END 3RD, SCREENCAP THIS

please be true

really? every 1K points i was able to get about 1K tokens, so you should be able to get like $10 from 30K.

See . I think that's how it works. Tested with DMC5 just now. After playing it for a while, the stats on the Grand Prix page updated and now include that game as well, saying I have 33 cheevos completed and +7000 points earned. So run the games you already own for at least 30 minutes to make sure it goes through and you can earn those points. The biggest problem of course is that you can't redeem them if you have exceed the max capacity for the day. Still, you can probably accumulate several discounts before the event ends for good.

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>The biggest problem of course is that you can't redeem them if you have exceed the max capacity for the day.
This is the problem. On the first day I used TF2 cheevos and that was already the max, having gotten maybe 2000 tokens.

this event doesn't work at all at the moment. what the fuck is this

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Your boost gauge limit is determined by how much money you spend (100 points per $1USD), your daily handout (100 points every day of the event no matter what), and 500 points for each of those "qualifier tasks" they added yesterday.

So every day, assuming the qualifier tasks refresh and aren't a one-time thing, you'll be able to boost 2100 points.

Wait so your boosted points don't reset everyday? So you literally need to buy like 4 games to get the 5$ discount?

Maybe Sweeney is right. Maybe it is time for Steam to end

Neck yourself faggot

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>free money BAD
>force exclusives GOOD

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