SGDQ 2019

Why would they lock OOT any% behind a 300k goal? its a short and not that interesting run

"any% is dead"

So they can justify pumping money into this scam and call them anonymous donations.

There's only one interesting trick. Why is this a bonus game again?

Majin Phil is cool
He always looks stoned kek

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A

THEY TOLD ME YOU GUYS WERE UP TO THE CHALLENGE! Only 300k to Zelda!

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He's pretty based. Here's to /our/ guy winning the goron race rng.

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C, then A.

B later, I’m not a slut.

C is too cute to pass up.

C, A and B in that order

He’s pretty sick

>you will never be capra demon
Lads, I'm so lazy. My /fit/ness just isn't improving.

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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You must have heard it. Go.

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cursed run

POST YOUR BEST BECKYS STAT

they sound pretty based

The runner needs to stop talking

Based user, how you doin man?

>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
Sounds pretty based to me.

What the fuck is this sperglord TALKING about

wtf transphobic thread is still up

wholesome audience so far

FROZEN

can't spell trainwrecks without trans

blessed run

C obviously

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SHOOTOUT WITH THE TECH CREW

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>Stream fuck up
>Game glitching the fuck out

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when's fortnite

SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect
A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3
B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / The Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat 2 / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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this is such a good run
jokes, skills, a nice balance between fun glitches and good play

>getting this far in 12 minutes

jesus fucking christ. it's taken me probably 30 hours to get here and I haven't beat those two cunts yet. it's sitting in my PS4 for months

On the last day of the marathon I'm going to donate $1 for every time you posted this copypasta

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This dude is gonna get banned for cursing. Shame cuz he's fucking based.

This is already one of the best Souls runs at a GDQ, but I'm sure something horrible will go wrong. Runner is based, though.

>uneducated right wing americans think this is something bad
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA

BANNED

this guys isnt gonna be ableto come back if he keep sthis up LMAO

>Goddamn
BANNED

he skipped basically every boss in the first half of the game so far

>damn
B&

I'm glad Yea Forums is pro tranny now

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he's done for

Kill yourself.

i still don't know his accent

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>swears without giving a shit

What a chad.

HE'S HAVING TOO MUCH FUN

You missed it.

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This runner is toxic

It feels good to see someone shit on Souls 3.

breast girl coming up

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This is looking like a potential SS or SSS run as long as nothing goes horribly wrong

>dark souls 3 sucks
BASED AS FUCK

>Don't play Dark Souls 3 it SUCKS
based runner

He is going to drop the F bomb in about 10 mins lol

Same as this user

Does all bosses still use dark bead or is it weapon swap all the way?

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DARK SOULS III FAGS BTFO

>DS3 sucks

BASED GOD

Yeah, I think he's based.

Did I miss anything good? I haven't watched anything besides the Minish Cap.

>no miracles

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>*ss
>g*d d*mn
ban this filth

FUCK YES THIS DUDE SAYS WHAT HE WANTS WHILE STYLING ALL OVER DARK SOULS

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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>shit talks dark souls 3
and i'm out

You're real far behind.

>i just got a lot of haters from that statement
yeah bud, you did

>shit talking DS3
cringe

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>good runner
>good commentary
SSS TIER

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>it's a dragontooth run
I miss crapplemages

the floor at these events is always so filthy

This. I'm started to get very bad anxiety. I hope he doesn't get invited back.

This runner is a pretty cool guy.

HOLY SHIT A BASED DS2CHAD

there's so fucking much that can go wrong desu

>I GOTTA RUN LIKE A NIGGER ON THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD TO GET PAST THESE ARCHERS

Whoa bros................how did he..............get away with.......................this???

You can just say Americans

Anor Londo is the only good part in DS.

those fucking archers ... I spent like 20 minutes taking them out with arrows. I thought that part was considered infamously testy and he ran through it straight up easy

i love this game though, makes me feel fuzzy in my heart watching this guy run it.

>DS3 SUCKS
SSSS RUN

What a dipshit contrarian. I like 2 but why is every fan such a cunt?

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Yeah I'm thinking this run is SSS

Best thing to come out of these are the cringe compilations

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

Why does this shit look like a PS2 game?

>shittalks about worst souls
SO FUCKING BASED

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gotta admit this guy is cool af

What does Smough smell like?

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minimum S rank run

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...

This dude has a ton of natural charisma, and he's not even speaking his native language.

Yea Forums growing as people is so heartwarming Tbh

This runner is based too bad I don't give a fuck about soulsborn series. I care more about sniffs and cunnys.

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Jesus christ I spent fucking hours on this stupid ass fight

Because they know it's the worst game and they're incredibly insecure about it.

FUCK this is the part of the game I'm stuck on. those fucking cunt nigger smough and the lightning guy fuck.

and having to run to it over and over. it's such a fucking cunt I don't want to deal with it.

I was having fun with the game until this part

PRAISE THE TITS

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Gwyn is a good boy

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>just dabbed on a boss that took me a long time to beat
fug...

what the fuck. you can replace the club with rapier moveset?

>laughs in gay

this is going really well

The absolute madman

SHOT HER RIGHT IN THE TITS
AMAZING CHEST
BASED

Okay, he's seriously getting banned.

Hows he doing so much damage with a dragon tooth?

banned for life

>zooms in
based

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Dude's right, DS3 does fucking suck

DING DONG BANNU

HAHAHAHA HE ZOOMED IN ON HER TITS

HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK

>literally threatens to kill Miyazaki on stream
wtf this guy is based

>runner talks
>boypucci starts to ovulate

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>he melts ornstein and smough
welp i need to transition now i guess

This absolute madlad done and did it, zoomed in to the JUGS!

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This guy is actually killin this run

>AMAZING CHEST AHEAD

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This guy is based as fuck

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Best run so far

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THE

MAN

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do you think hes actually not going to run out of steam for an hour and a half?

WAIT A MINUTE I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE

>hits it then bones out
what a Chad

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GET THAT ASS BANNED

s-source

sigh I can't even watch my favorite game without being assaulted from male gaze. I don't even feel like watching any more.

This dude doesn't give a fuck. What a lad. So far this is probably the best Souls run at a GDQ yet.

tfw all the wind in ds is canonically her farts

>ass again
This man has no regard for GDQ

he has the rapier moveset with the tooth equipped

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This guy is fucking great and he's destroying bosses that took me fucking weeks to get through. This is bullshit

>zooming on tits
his life in danger

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Not even fucking close.

what's his native language?

whats the worst swear you can say that wont get you banned?

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Move swap with rapier

Where is this guy from?

What a champ

based runner

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*Dilate

>Good game
>Skillful run
>Commentary is done by the runner and is based as fuck
Ok, it took 5 fucking days but we finally got a comfy run

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is DS3 good?

jesus christ

this guy has a potty mouth. He gonna get banned

GOD

how is he using dragontooth with rapier moveset?

Czech

>monkaS
F run

>weeks
How?

I can't believe people had problems with these bosses

Best run of SGDQ right here

>runner gives no fucks
>swears on stream
>AMAZING CHEST
>zooms in on Gwynevere's tits
Easily the best run so far.

You clearly didn't watch the DS3 run earlier this year.

>the virgin tranny talking over a prerecorded video
vs
>the chad souls runner

BAN THIS SHITLORD ALREADY

Wait wait people think dks3 is good holy shit holy fuck

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SUCKS

I fucking missed the zoom in does anyone have a clip?

why wont this guy stop talking

If he keeps this up this might be the best run of the marathon

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It's a glitch that I just learned about today. Had no idea you can glitch movesets into different weapons

Those two motherfuckers pissed me off after I couldn't beat them so I had to take a break for a bit because it was to hard. I suck at games user

I believe he's Czech.

>monkaS
PERMABANNED

best run

RATINGS PERSON! Please just put this run in SSS tier. Don't even need to ask for ratings.

>Dude is wearing a shirt with a woman on it but its written THE MAN
>Minor swearing
>Laughing at europeans
>Shitting on DS3
>Zooming on tits
He is actually doing it on purpose, isnt he?

why is he playing as a gross skeleton man?

>a million "praise the sun" donations coming up

he moveswapped to do an easy multi hit with the highest damage weapon in the game, it's not even comparable to a new player doing the bosses the first time.

Why is SF64 that high ?

This has to be modded, there's no way the jiggle physics were that fucking good.

god i wish the whole event was like this i might actually watch it

THIS GUY IS SO GOOD ON SO MANY LEVELS

THE

MAN

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PRAISE THE SUN

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

PRAISE THE SUN BOIS

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>oh there's another one
>monkaS
>*1shots gargoyle*
Based

>ASSUMING THAT DONATORS GENDER

BANNU

>any hard boss coming up?
>no
based

N OMEGALUL

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>praised the sun

That's pretty based, right Yea Forums?

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Someone grab a pic of him and turn it into a I THINK DARK SOULS 3 SUCKS

RATE THE RUN SO FAR

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frick

AMAZING CHEST AHEAD

That's hilarious coming from you.

It's pure kino.

two handing the bow in the left hand and then swapping the bow out for the tooth while performing an action makes the tooth inherit the moveset of whatever is held in the right hand (the rapier)

he was using arrow you wingnuts

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jan, they call me jan the man

This streamer is based AND redpilled.

TAS Celeste got dropped, readded. Reduced text size again. I'll stop spamming!

>SSS!!: PunchOut!! (Wii)
>SSS: Big the Cat / Super Bomberman 2 / SMW (race)
>S/S: Split/Second
>SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 / Mort the Chicken / Glover / TRAG / Pac-Man World / Star Fox 64
>S: Streets of Rage / Alien Soldier / Chasm: The Rift / RE2 / Divekick / Shrek XL / Last Action Hero / Nex Machina / Dead Rising / Remnants of Naezith / Metal Slug X / Metal Slug 3 / Chip and Dale / SMB3 / Invictus / Grand Poo World 2 / Banjo-Kazooie / MM2 / Tetris Effect
>A: The Hobbit / THUG 2 / Marble Madness / Ranger-X / Half Minute Hero / Bloodstained: CotM / Super Mario Sunshine / Silent Hill 3 / Nuclear Throne / Starcraft / Jumper: Griffon's Story / TMNT 4 / Ristar / Cave Story / Minecraft / MM11 / MM3
>B: DMC / Spyro / TMNT 3 / Zombies Ate My Neighbors / Metroid / Castlevania: SotN / Metroid Prime / Skylar and Plux / Kirby Air Ride / Kirby 64 / Ape Escape / Crash Bandicoot 3 / PunchOut!! (arcade) / LoZ Randomizer / Furi / C&C / Sonic 3D Blast / Koumajou Densetsu II / Sly Cooper / Diablo 2 / HL / HL 2 / Rockman 4
>C: Sonic Generations / DKC2 / LoZ: Minish Cap / Final Doom / Bwaster Master / Solomon's Key / Jackal / Contra 3 / Ninja Spirit / Castlevania / Perfect Dark / Slipstream / Pokemon Crystal / Splatterhouse / Sylvester & Tweety / Clustertruck / Dark Souls 2 / Gauntlet / Mario Kart DD / Hyper Light Drifter
>D: Portal 2 / Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland / Outland / Contra / STFU / Timespinner / Castlevania: PoR / Prey / Uncharted / Monster Boy / Textorcist / Deltarune / Hylics / Laffy Taffy / Boogerman / LLB / Looney Tunes / Rhino Rumble / Aero the Acro-Bat / Octopath Travler / TAS Tetris
>F: SMB2 / Ducktales 2 / We Love Katamari / Catlateral Damage / Castlevania DOS / FE Fates / KH3 / Quake / TAS MKWii
>ZZZ: Borderlands 2 / LoZ: LBW / SMG 2 / TAS Celeste
>Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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god "donation trains" is the stupidest shit I have ever heard

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SSS++

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>actually shut down the commentator's GDQ-standard unfunniness

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So fucking based

i don't get this. how and why do retards just "say" the name of a twitch emote, as if that even expresses the same emotion. The entire point of that expression is "feels bad man", just saying "monkaS" alone doesn't express that emotion.

Can people actually talk without using memes?

h-how can he defeat bosses so fucking fast

C. A is also a good choice, B can wait.

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this runner is pretty fun

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0/10

based

You better give this run it's own SSS+++ category

Wish I could help user, I just pulled that out of the google search engine, which lead so another image board. =/

He's /our/ guy.

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>fap ring
BANNED BANNED BANNED

Wait wait, you think your opinion matters holy shit holy fuck

DA FAP RANG

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FAP RING

>FAP RING

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DA FUCK RING

>The FAP ring

FUCKING BASED

FAP RING

>fap ring

SSSSS

We do not deserve such a based run

You are a sad, strange little man.

Who else wearing some nice stockings while watching?

SHUT IT DOWN

I don't think I'm ever going to beat that double boss either. I kind of gave up at that point. I also heard that the game gets way harder after that and I thought it was already really hard.

>FAP
GET THAT ASS BANNED

>fap ring

FAP RING

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HE SAID FUCK!
HE CANT DO THAT!

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FAP FAP FAP
BEST SOULS RUN AT A GDQ EVER

Confirmed ban.
The silence of the basedcrowd during the fap.

>abbreviated the fap ring
This guy is way too rad and sick, there's no way we're ever gonna see him again at GDQ.

THE FAP RING
BANNED

>Also known as the FAP ring *chuckles*

>The FAP ring

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>FAP ring

Holy shit he just said fuck trannies and jannies.

>notices a single frame drop
He's just like me.

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>monkas
>feelsbadman
The only thing worse than speaking in twitch emotes is saying shit like yikes.

>fap ring
this guy is totally banned. At least we have this run

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>FAP ring
BANNED

>FAP ring
based as fuck

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post pics

Is he gonna get banned? TWO NAUGHTY WORDS

GODDAMN AND FAP

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what are the odds of this guy getting banned after this

DEEP THRUST AHEAD

Yes we know

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

This runner is annoying

It's the same fucking thing to anyone familiar with the emote are you retarded

He's too powerful to stop now. Is the staff panicking?

>fap ring
Nice.

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Madman doing the plunges.

Worth it.

calm down gdq staff

This dude is asserting his dominance over the entire GDQ staff while still totally nailing this run.

ERPfags and gays begone
This is a comfy run for the boys

Tranny

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this guy is based so he gets away with it

>HAHAHAHA LE FAP RING HAHAHAHA SHIT DAMN LE MONKAS

cringe, hope this guy is pulled mid-run

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kill yourself

noRTSR/10

>went through blighttown in 10 seconds
This guy keeps getting more based

>quelaag
QUICK Yea Forums SAY SOMETHING FUNNY

WeirdChamp

goddamn is a bad word?

SSS+

THE

MAN

THE ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

EASY SSS+++ RUN BEST OF SHOW

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He's not gonna get banned you overreacting fags

who are you kidding with that quest bar
if you're still overeating then it's just going to cut into weight loss

Holy shit that second jump to get to the bottom of blighttown I've never seen it.

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This is now an S tier run

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>i-frame the fall damage
that's gonna be a Pog

>good game
>good bantz
>good commentary
>good skills
>no fuck ups
SSS.

h-he's going to make a trap joke at gwyndolin isn't he?

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>fap ring
Nice

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>t. ds3fag

Any good runs coming up?

Gdq staff is such a joke everyone jokes about literally anything non toddler friendly is ban worthy, even though for years now they've been trying to be "fun" again and be less uptight.

Those years of absolutely no fun allowed were really bad huh

>the people calling this run good are underage frogposters
Hmm...

seething gdq staff

I am so glad I caught this run.

even better, a tranny joke

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how is he doing so much motherfucking damage
the guy keeps talking like the bosses may kill him but his gameplay isnt reflecting it at all

>banned
SSS+

would you prefer a tranny spilling over their words to explain a run they aren't even playing?

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I'm at the event guys, I just saw ProtoMagicalGirl storming out of the dilation station and now Uyama and PMG are shouting about how this runner is getting banned after his run :(

He's definitly getting banned. Will they even let him finish the run is the real question

kys

The current run

FAP

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I MISSED TAS HOW WAS IT

HE KEEPS SAYING IT

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>watch me murder this fucking tranny
I can't believe he said that

t. btfo trainwreck

pmg isnt even at sgdq this year

>Gwindolyn
>Him
Banned

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>variety of tricks that aren't just stupid glitches and require skill
>lots of commentary
>skilled gameplay where he dismantles hard bosses
>actually going fast
It's a top tier run

S! It's fuckin' great! Even cuckvert muffin can't bring this down.

Did he say "cunty pattern"?

Lmao no one on the staff has the balls to even try to tell this Czech chad what to do. This motherfucker could stomp everyone in that room while doing commentary of it.

>they've been trying to be "fun" again and be less uptight
They're still the same, they're just trying to be more subtle about it now.

the crowd has gone so quiet and uncomfortable and stopped laughing at his jokes

>swears on stream
>"amazing chest" meme while zoomed in on giant titties
>fap ring
>totally acing the run so far
>no mistakes, nonstop good commentary about the game and the story
I'd say at least a 90% chance of being banned.

The moveswap allows him to do that. He has so little HP he could die in one or two hits.

It's TAS, shit ofcourse

He's glitching fast weapon moves onto extremely strong but usually slow weapons.

>He's definitly getting banned.
He isn't getting banned lmao he said goddamn and fap, he didn't say nigger or tranny or even fuck. Calm down idiots.

>its the first area designed
>"lmao it feels out of place"
This guy is a fucking retard

retard

>this dude just randomly calls miyazaki

holy shit what a chad

Quick post Priscilla before she gets murder!

Thanks for proving me right, you dumb fuck.

well as a starting level character he'd probably be oneshot by for example the stray demon's magic, he just knows what he's doing so it looks effortless, he's doing so much damage because he moveswapped the rapier to the dragon tooth, which is a giant super high damage weapon that is usually slow.

i wouldnt be shocked if the tooth inherited the thrusting property from the rapier and the rapier's dash attack hits twice anyway

He's not going to hurt her, is he?

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>we're going to start a donation train
Excuse me? Exactly how are they responsible for a donation train?

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SSS+++

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my pizza got here. good run so far!

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Fap is and ass is banned in the twitch chat. He's getting banned user.

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Because they know GDQ staff pussies are seething over this entertaining run

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with being trans

because he's playing fucking dark souls with no armor on. people know 2 hits = death.

omg i didn't know about that skip

How long from now is the BotW run?

>fuck is worse than goddamn
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>trying to force a donation train
What a joke.

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What does Priscilla smell like?

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>All boss run
user I...

can I have a slice

>bere-knight? whatever the fuck that nigger's name is
holy fuck

im gonna be sick

don't mind if i do

This dude can't be stopped.

I clapped when he mentioned developer !

DO NOT HURT FLUFFY TAIL!!!!!!!

>zoomed in on her feet
Based

WE ARE AT TWO SWEARS AND TWO SEXUAL REFERENCES SO FAR

>seething
Every fucking time.

What tier should this run be lads?

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TIP THE DRIVER YOU DEGENERATE

>arrow to mark her
Absolute genius

>no frog
>everyone I don't like is underage
Tranny logic

holy shit this is a great run

>womanlet

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>touch fluffy tail

More than 2/3 of the run left. How far can he push it?

What is it about this hobby that attracts so many mentally disabled degenerates

>5 hour run next

Ascended

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>it's a chad runner running chad souls

10/10

SSS tier right now, but we might be going even further beyond.

Stop asking, dumb fake megu poster.

chat actually discussion gwydolin's gender preferences

>Can't even think why social rejects would take up a social reject hobby
Kill yourself.

Sure!

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This

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>hurr tranny
You enjoy proving me right, don't you?

catalystz's cum

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

UH OHHHHHH

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

BETWEEN HALL OF FAME AND SSS+

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OH NO

OH NO HE SAID FUCK

HE SAID THE F WORD

OH NO

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ESA tier.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

BASED

OH NO NO NO

gg bros

WHY THE FUCK

hahahahah

HOILY FUCK HES ACTUALLY BANNED
>PLEASE DON'T BAN ME
>FUCK

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rip

>FUCK
BANNED BANNED BANNED

SSSSS RUN

Ok yeah he is banned.

He's literally banned

OH NO SHUT IT DOWN

what the FUCK

>WHY THE FUCK
BASED AND BANNED

ACTUALLY BANNED NOT EVEN KIDDING BASED RUNNER

F bomb

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AHAAHO OH NONONONONONO

oh he's so banned

This guy is so banned

HE DID IT!!!!!!!!! IS HE READING THIS THREAD?!

so much better than the ds2 run

why naegleria why

>FUCK
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
>HELL

OH FUCK

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>PLEASE DONT BAN

HE SAID FUCK
HE SAID FUCK
HE SAID FUCK
HE SAID FUCK

LMAO HE SAID IT
HE SAID FUCK
YES HE IS SO BANNED
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>I'm European
that's why he's so BASED

ABSOLUTELY BASED

HE SAID FUCK

>dropping F bombs
get that ass banned

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BASED ESL

Based Euro speedrunner bringing the fun of ESA to SGDQ

FUCKING BASED

>fuck
it's over

literally unironically banned for life

SSS Tier if cunnys are posted.

>Ah hell i said fuck
>Ah shit i said hell
It never ends

FUCK AND HELL

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS GUY

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S

UH OH

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B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D

OH NO NO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT! NOOOOOO OUR ADVERTISERS OUR OVER $1 MILLION DOLARS RAISED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ALL GONEEEE

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>FUCK
BANNED FOR REAL THIS TIME

BEST RUNNER AND RUN SO FAR HOLY SHIT

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blessed run

Its like twitch chat in here

HAHAHAHA DIDNT EVEN TRIP HIM UP

fucking based

BASED

F U C K

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holy fuck i'm dying

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So shit tier?

>FUCK
>RIGHT AFTER HELL

absolutely BANNED

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>WHY THE FUC-
>ooh, that's banned
>WHY THE HELL
SSS run holy shit

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Can you really not swear on this stream? between this and all the tranny autism why do people even watch this bullshit anymore

>pls don't ban

>says fuck
>jokes about it while apologizing
kek

>Why the fuc-
Rip

There's a difference between being a social reject and being a fucking disgusting tranny who doesn't even pass with hours of photoshop and pounds of makeup

SSS TIER CONFIRMED

SPONSORS GET DOWN

DARK SOULS STREAMER FOUND DEAD IN HOTEL ROOM

We just upgraded to SSSS tier boys

HE SAID THE WORD

OMG HE ACTUALLY SAID IT

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oh no

HE SAID A FORBIDDEN WORD

GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT

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Best run, this ascends the current ranking system

>he said h**l
HE'S SO BAD!

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BANNED

Someone webm with sound that please

B&

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WHAT I MISS, I JUST JOINED

>why the FUCK would I do that?
>oh i'm sorry, im european
>why the HELL would I do that?

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SSS+++++++++++

>bitcoin assassins waiting in his room right now
RUN

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>im going to ram my dragontooth into gwyn's faggot son's boypussy until he likes it
what did he mean by this?

CHAD RUNNER

>please don't ban me

WHY THE FUC-
... Oh no sorry so sorry
WHY THE HELL
LMAOOOO
MY FUCKIG SIDES

IMAGINE BANNING SOMEONE WHO HELPED RAISE YOU MONEY FOR CHARITY BY PERFORMING THE MOST ENTERTAINING SOULS RUN AT A GDQ BECAUSE HE SAID NONO BAD WORD

were you expecting some amerimonkey to make this chad run?

>can hear the crowd go ooooooh

HOLY FUCK
BANNED

>pls don't ban I'm European
Lmao

Best run so far holy fucking based banned god

Nah.

The language this runner is using is honestly completely unacceptable. I'm gonna have to charge back the tens of thousands I've donated if GDQ doesn't do something about this problematic runner

This run is good as FUCK

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>I'm European, I have an excuse.
kek

>WHAT THE FUCK
>PLEASE DONT BAN ME
>IM EUROPEAN, I HAVE AN EXCUSE
>SO CONTINUING, WHAT THE HELL

THE FUCKING MADMAN

Christ at this hydra fight, i'd be shitting myself.

NOOOOOOOOO MY ADVERTISERS

He has a point.
I'm not american so saying no no american words don't have the same weight for me.

SPONSORS TAKE COVER QUICK

BEST RUNNER BEST RUNNER

BEST RUNNER BEST RUNNER

THE

MAN

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>fun?
>in gdq?
BANNED I really hope it doesnt happen though

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blessed euro runner

INTO THE GDQ GULAG HE GOES

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>Colby
oh, never mind. Run reuined.

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i love this run

KOBE

You heard it from Yea Forums, trannies aren't social rejects.
Watch the run first, then kill yourself. At least you'll leave on a high note

he seems flustered, i just hope it doesn't affect his good run

LEGENDARY RUN
BASED RUNNER
FUCK TRANNIES

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>becky crinfe

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>Europoor
no wonder he is so cringe and not white

HE SAID THE F WORD

HE'S A DEAD MAN

>Miyazaki is a FUCKING chink hack
holy shit

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Elder God

please ban this clown, it's not even 10:00 pm my wife's son is watching

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...

yah
faggot

>hell is a bad word
Huh?

BONE AWAY

To be fair he actually is doing constant commentary in a second language and pretty much no one on the GDQ staff can probably even speak more than 5 sentences in another language. I'm sure they won't care, though and ban him anyways.

have an mp4 because i cant be bothered to convert
a.uguu.se/EQIZbvEQWW7K_o.mp4

>most entertaining
Maybe if you're underage.

>colby

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He is ESA runner, memelord.

>oooh
>oooooh

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I'm saying most social rejects aren't trannies. I never said trannies aren't social rejects you fucking retard

AND THEN WE BONE AWAY

ANONS WIFES SON IS WATCHING BAN HIM

hydra ain't shit, it's the bottom of the lake you have to watch

NEW THREAD

>people in these threads are so stupid they think he's going to get banned
people accidentally let "fuck" slip all the time. it's not a problem as long as it doesn't happen repeatedly.

>We're gunna help her
>And then we bone away

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This run isn't going to get put up on youtube is it?

He's the best DaS1 runner but I'm still scared he's gonna fuck up. Such a good run so far.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, HE JUST SAID TRANNIES AND DONATORS SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED AND BURNED ALIVE! HOLY SHIT

i know its funny but hes actually getting banned
we just lost another comfy runner
why does it always happens to them

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Cant believe my bf is banned

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DID I HEAR SOMEONE HAVING FUN?!?!?!?

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This is the absolute best run of this year

Speedrunning is usually done by social rejects.
Trannies are social rejects.
Can you connect the dots?

>SO BASICALLY THIS IS ALL ONE BIG SCAM
BASED

>I'm European, I have an excuse.
F

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ABSOLUTE KINO

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Last SGDQ had the Deus Ex runner drop several F-bombs and he wasn't banned, partially because he made a good run. So he's probably safe.

HES GETTING SHUT DOWN

ONE BIG SCAM

>pc

TECH

CURSED RUN

He couldn't make it with real competition like Street Fighter 4. He ran away to speed running.

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MERCY KILLED AND BANNED
GDQ AND DEEP STATE

Covertmuffin has sworn during his runs multiple times and he was not only allowed to do multiple runs this year, but also had host shifts.

GDQ isn't nearly as anal as the retarded narrative you fags try to push.

The absolute state of pc gayming

SHOUT OUTS TO TECH CREW

THEY KILLED THE RUN, HE'S DONE

BANNED MID RUN

This run fucking blows

>fuck this chinkshit game
I can't believe he said that

>haven't been able to catch any sgdq this year due to work
>tune in for what seems to be the best run so far
feelsgood

SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN

P C

G A M I N G

UH OH
Hope it saved after getting them souls

RIP RUN

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>FUCK
>HELL
hes gonna get banned for having fun

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>gdq staff shitting down his mouse

OH NO

THEY GOT HIM

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Oh God they got him

F
They dropped the ban hammer.

They got him

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Oh no they got him

THEY CUT HIM

THEY LOCKED HIS GAME
HE'S BANNED

Shut it down.

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>He's gonna get banned for accidentally cursing
Fuck american PCness. Fuck my country holy shit

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No, you didn't.

>Swear
>suddenly screen stops working
Game over man, game over

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OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

BROS I THINK ITS TIME TO ADD THE FINAL TIER

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WHY DID YOU JINX IT

>They literally pulled him to the side to talk to him

THE ANNOUNCER IS LOSING HIS SHIT HE SOUNDS DRUNK LMFAO

>post yfw prize goblin sneaked to the back of the pc and unplugged the mouse
Runner is probably getting dragged out of the venue now

Finally some gooood running!
Aand it's intervened by ((unknown powers)).

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W-what happened?

>this is the power of pc gaming

mfw they shut it down

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>both dark souls games riddled with tech issues
lmao

Nice run

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rip

Banned

shut it down

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FUC GDQ

PURE FUCKING KINO

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what other runs are worth watching then?

PAY YOUR RESPECTS FOR THE RUNNER

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works on my computer

The GDQ computers have SJW aids. That's why they even pause the timer, they know it's their own fault.

Jews got him

wh-what happened? does anyone have a webm?
what happened to the cute euro?

RELEASE HIM

Punch Out, RE2, SH3, TRAG, Pac-Man World.

Guy used his mouse in the game and the game crashed

Punch Out (Wii)

GDQ should buy a new fucking PC with all the "donation" money.

Clip here

its a really poorly ported game, i cant even play remastered normally without unplugging some device thats being read as a controller because it only finds the first plugged in controller which can only be fixed by restarting

this. bc he said the f word and peoples feelings got hurt

H-He's still not back anons.
He's getting beaten by trannies now, send help

OH SHIT I'M IN THE AUDIENCE AND I JUST SAW THEM DRAG THE RUNNER OFF STAGE AND REPLACE HIM WITH A TRANNY

>all these large amount user donations conveniently as the run goes to shit

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>donation train
what

what happened I just got off work?

OH FUCK THEY'RE LITERALLY FORCING HIM TO UNDERGO SRS IN THE BACK ROOM

He knows they cant ban him or stop the run because hes gotta do the glitch exhibition...
The madman has a plan and its working

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They misspoke he meant to say dilation train

thanks, anons. I'll have to watch them after this

NOOOOO DONT HURT MY BOY

OH SHIT OH FUCK YOU CAN HEAR HIM WAILING AND THRASHING AROUND BACKSTAGE, THEY'RE CUTTING OFF HIS DICK

THEY'RE GETTING OUT THE DICK SCISSORS

Castrate him

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Oh I think I remember watching that one. Well if its only a few its probably fine but this runner was having fun. FUN. That's a ban!

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>webm stops playing just after he says fuck
Holy shit they are onto us now

These technical issues have been a disaster. Literally cannot finish a single run lately without being interrupted with this shit

Don't forget to watch the Metroid Prime 2 run. It's THE best this year.

Can't believe they actually shut him down. RIP

He made a pit stop to beat a tranny.

Wtf he finished like an hour early?
Did he get banned for real?
I went away for like 10 mins...

>ONE BIG SCAM
followed by sudden technical issues, yeah, I think they got him

That's what happens when you use INTEL

>Now they'll wait an hour before continuing so they don't miss the time people could have been donating

(((they))) shut him down

NEW

>I'm not touching the fucking mouse again

FUCK TRANNIES AND JANNIES

What made it so horrible

Shit I hope your right user. I'm enjoying this even though I'm not a fan of Dark Souls.

IT'S NOT HIM, IT'S A CLONE

They just had to do a quick reprogramming, don't worry about it.

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god I want to f*ck him

I think you mean what made it so good.

idiot

already a thread