SGDQ 2019

I thought Yea Forums would enjoy our autismkart TAS, it hurts a bit to see the shit ratings. But I can't make you guys like it, hope you enjoy the next run

>Pokemon Let's Go run
>incentive to watch (some of the) cutscenes
GOD DAMMIT

Wait now people aren’t even playing the games ? What the fuck is even the point ? Fuck this gay auto play shit.

>30K anonymous donation

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When's Bookworm Adventures?

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When's Touhou?

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Disregard that, I posted on accident because I was sucking cock

Step in tar, anime.

>runner banned before running
>troll donation
Info pls

This is the official tranny drink

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ready for OOOORB

shoutout to the girl who cried rape

Celeste? is this that cringy "this game saved me from killing myself" game from last year?

CELESTE

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>tfw no community to belong to
I'm so alone bros

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When's the Elden Ring run?

yesterday

My God, can he go a sentence without fucking it up?

Darn, you just missed it user, sorry!

It was the yeti though like usual

Thanks, it means a lot to see some people enjoy it. I haven't showcased a TAS at this scale like this before, I wasn't part of the MK TAS at AGDQ2019

Eugen bros

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Spongebob run was cancelled due to physical violence.

Save the money launderers!

looks like a boy with a wig

>5 hour zelda
Fuck off

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You are part of the incel community here on 4channel

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>Zelda tonight
Comfy time

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Is he black?

>humongous hail hitting my window
HELP

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Time to start speed running, user

She's everything I want to be.

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its not that hard

Thanks for the beers anonymous!

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HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYP

so how is a TAS run 45 minutes??
celeste_speed_run.mp4

>chrono trigger run is 6 hours, but that's only any%
>there's an incentive for 100%
how long is the 100% run?

NO YOU CAN'T GET HOT IN SUMMER FUCK CARBON AND FUCK CLIMATE CHANGE!

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TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW

Why wasn't he invited?

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wait 45 mins of a fucking bot playing celeste..really?

It's gonna be great.

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>45 more minutes until an actual speedrun

12 hours

the battle for bikini bottom guy got v& for reasons i forget

It's a really good platformer. Stop being fags.

Not just 100%, GLITCHLESS 100%

those 2 guys at the front have to have a combined weight of 1000 pounds

GDQ got baited hard and wont admit it.
Sucks cause I really wanted to watch it

>botw 35 minute run
ok maybe a watchable zelda speedrun
>followed by a 5(five) hour majoras mask 100% "speedrun"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THESE NIGGERS FOR PUTTING THESE LONG BORING BULLSHIT RUNS ON AT PRIMETIME

haha, ew no.

Enjoying your goku online?

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>larping as trannies gives (You)s
Who thought?

what a fucking station

>got SGDQ in the background
>"alright guys i heard you like puns"
>mute

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do you think he hides the donations in his belly?

source?

God I wanna speedrun Jewyama's orgasm

dilate

>5 fucking hour ''speedrun''
fuck this

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>Cunt with the hat at it again
If anyone is there, rip it off her fucking dumbass head

Celeste was made by trannies for trannies (tm)

Did he just yell "niggers"?

FUCK YOU TYLER

Only superior german cunny allowed.

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>NIGGERS!

SHOUT TO THE DRUNK AUDIENCE

Someone just yelled niggers kek

whos the cunt with the hat?

I heard that too

Someone just yelled Nigger

I want to punch that person with that fucking bunny hat

stand on your head so we know it's you

Did someone just yell nigger?

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Anyone got that picture that shows all the Celeste devs?

It's pretty fun, I've been doing it all week lmao

>speed running
can unironically get a better sense of belonging from a fucking MMO and for a fraction of the effort

Does anyone have a clip of the donation? I keep hearing about it but wasn't here when happened

>Hat guy and that guy who moves his hands around not with the beat or rhythm of the music sitting next to each other jamming out
Cmon now

The 100% run is just around 6 hours, I think that's factored into the estimate because they expect it to be met.

NO I'M GONNA POO RIGHT FUCKING NOW HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish it was any% and ennopp was there.
Still should be fun great though

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more like snoozebot

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someone clip that

Based dude, yelling Nigger.

>45 minutes of essentially watching a youtube video
I fucking hate TASblock so much.

i fucking hate dancing autist and hat whore

sunday

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Stream it

Thanks guys, it means a lot. If we discover more tricks I might see if we can pull together a group to do another TAS next year, we're thinking to do MK8 next
I didn't have much of a part to play on that course, the USC was done by someone else, but I'm really pleased with how that one track in particular turned out.

Where's the fucking clip

>dancing guy and hat girl are a couple now
based and cute

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Upload niggers right now

Them dancing boys are getting lit, matches the new Freddie Gibbs / Madlib album perfectly.

What? No way! Let me try!

*clears throat*

Hi everyone! I'm a transgender person.

So much worse than literally 5 hours of Zelda, am I right? Speedruns should be 1h maxifuckingmum

Good, maybe they'll go fuck themselves.

I miss them, bros.

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I missed the nigger yell someone tell me there's a clip of it

clips.twitch.tv/FancyAmazingWasabiCoolStoryBro
On closer inspection he did not say the gamer word

Can someone post a webm of the half life steam friend request PLEASE

Yeah, now fuck off wanker, you're scum

In that case start studying mathematics.
math.harvard.edu/putnam/index.html

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What donation? I only know about what went down on Shift's stream

cute frog

Why does she sit like that?

match made in autism

I thought it was his daughter

Threadly reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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I’ve never hated a person more than that person with that stupid fucking hat. Ever

What's with the faggot with the dumb hat that is always in the audience

that cosmo hairstyle was the first sign

At least the Zelda shitters are actually playing.

just do something
every hobby has a community

what's worse than the bot is the faggot who presents it

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Take your ADHD pills zoomer

basedbot sure is impressive! I can't believe that a robot could be programed to be so good at a game, wow!

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SOMEONE PUNCH HAT BITCH

>I gotta beat my pb, Peggy. GDQ needs me
>I married a man, Hank, not a speedrunner

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2
MUCH
ANAL

>Fucking TASBOT runs

Awful, god damn awful

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100% runs and jrpg runs seriously need to be banned who tf wants to watch some faggot speedrun menus or a bunch of side quests

.......can someone make a new thread?....I don't like this one.

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Kekd!
I have one of those hats
It's nice and warm

based

I hope tasbot desyncs or fucks up in some way

Holy fuck is this real?

holy fuck

What is this botshit?

"Banger" shiiiiet

keked, fucking based.

>americans in charge of not putting their shoes on furniture

>likes awful nintendoshit
>calls someone else a zoomer

She's been doing it for 6+ hours a day, every day. She sits right in the middle so she's always front and center for a crowd shot, whether it's just a pan of the audience or if the camera is looking at the runner and couch.

I wonder if I can build my own TASBOT

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Just fucking burn that couch

Imagine sitting behind her and being forced to watch her ears flop around while you're trying to pay attention to the screen.

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TRANNY TAS

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You mean sex bot.

>her

Do you still want it

D E V I L I S H

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did bill get banned?

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Whats going on here and when was that ?

goodnight its 3:31 am here

>uni
>her
>clear man voice
Fucking trannies

>i'll let her talk
>voice is deeper than mine
every
fucking
time

CODE RED

TRANNY ALERT

CODE RED

TRANNY ALERT

CODE RED

TRANNY ALERT

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They literally sleep with their shoes on, are you that surprised?

what a pleasant couch

Celeste really attracts that type, even the composer is trans.
Too bad, they're actually really talented.

fuck yeah

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MOTHERFUCKER STOP BREATHING INTO THE MIC

I'm KEVIN!!

Apparently someone tricked announcer into saying some racist genocidal shit and he got canned for it.

Who was the tranny who did the music on this game? She was super cute

I wish I could build a sexbot

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I'm in. 10 yous and i'll scream fuck trannies and fuck niggers

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Shut up already and start the robot

Why do tasniggers talk so fucking much?

>tranny running celeste
what a shock

bill is dead man...

>tune in
>SJW game
surprise surprise

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is this faggot seriously going to sit like that on the couch armrest super close to these neckbeards for 45 minutes

Is the guy who's talking right now a "her"? wtf

Way back in 2014 when I was making GIFs and not webms. People kept fucking with SkeletonBill's hat.

fake and gay

source on pic?

HOLY
FUCKING
BASED

her profile pics are good but if you see her in public its pretty easy to tell.

>Tranny
>Celeste
pottery

Post it!

>NEXT: Celeste
>"Oh, I heard it was a tough game. Should be cool to watch...."
>see it's TASBot AGAIN

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fucks sake

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didn't they do this EXACT smae thing last year? I remember them even doing this retarded "WELL HERE'S HOW EVERYTHING WORKS SO THERE'S NO SURPRISE"

I am indifferent to trannies but if they act like self entitled whingy faggots I call them out on it, avert my gaze and carry on jerking off to 2D

>Celeste
>tranny handling it
OH NONONONONONONONONO

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that voice gave me cancer

>45 min TAS run

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Do it, faggot.

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Stop hating transwomen.

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BRAVO

idk, she looks pretty passable here

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ahahahahaha

lmao nice start

WOW

is being named Kevin the biggest red flag for a person being a retard?
Atleast in Germany it is.

>It's another, "tranny sounds no different than a man faking a high pitched voice," episode.

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>immediate desync
Fucking incredible.

AHAHAHA, I didnt hear about that, someone please link that
All I know is that someone sent GDQ a clip of Shift saying faggot a year ago and they took him off the schedule

For fuck's sake.

Already fucking up

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Banned?

TASBOT DESYNCH

CANCELLED

>Broke already

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Amazing

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hehe

>Donating 175k for a broken run

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OMG NO

>ALREADY FUCKED UP
ALREADY FUCKED UP
>ALREADY FUCKED UP
ALREADY FUCKED UP
>ALREADY FUCKED UP
ALREADY FUCKED UP

PLEASE GO WRONG

TRANNYS PROVING THEIR WORTH

>already choking
>tranny at the helm
That really makes me think

IT JUST KEEPS QUITTING THE GAME

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already breaking

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I mean, the guy fucking painted his nails.

>already fucked up

Trannies are a cancer

leave

wow cool cheatbot retards
worth the 100k

TASBOT DESYNC
HURP

T E C H N I C A L

D I F F I C U L T I E S

jesus dude......

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>desyncs immediately

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Quick, post tomboys!

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trainwreck already

RIP

T(r)A(n)S block

>Fucked up on literally the first part

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ABORT ABORT

B R A V O

175K everybody.

RUN CANCELLED LETS GOO

That was embarrassing

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kys

>TASbot refusing to be controlled by the tranny
based and redpilled

It wants to save us

>Those shoulders

$175000!!!!

DIVINE INTERVENTION
>DIVINE INTERVENTION
DIVINE INTERVENTION
>DIVINE INTERVENTION
DIVINE INTERVENTION
>DIVINE INTERVENTION
DIVINE INTERVENTION
>DIVINE INTERVENTION
DIVINE INTERVENTION
>DIVINE INTERVENTION

so far so good

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Tasbot is joining the 40%

NO REFUNDS, THANKS FOR THE MONEY

Here's your tasbot fail for the bingo card. They can't even get it past the start screen.
>crowd cheers anyway
of course

ONE-HUNDRED
AND SEVENTY-FIVE
THOUSAND
DOLLARS

WOOO THAT COST 175K DOLLARS YES CLAPCLAPCLAP

HAHAHAHAHA
even better than CUNNYEATER69

>trannie involved
>bot broken

thanks for the 175k. no refunds.

>125k incentive won't work
nice

KILL THE RUN!!!
KILL THE RUN!!!
KILL THE RUN!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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shoutouts to the tech crew!

ABORTED HAHAHAHAHA

Chokebot.

choke already?
lmao

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This isn't speedrunning even when it works.

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It's like pottery

>people donated for this
>people DONATED for THIS

RATE THIS RUN

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>chanting

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HAHAHAHAHAHA, TRANNY CAN'T EVEN START THE VIDEO RIGHT!

a strange game
the only winning move is not to play

You get what you pay for!

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FUCKING UP THE SCHEDULE
OH NO NO NO

post more homu

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every single tranny-run thing this year has been botched

do it

no you wont this image is 300k old

Oh my god. Sorry.
This was for you.

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Speedrunning community and its fans are awful anyway, you're not missing out on much. Just look at what happened with split/second. The "leader" of the fucking Discord came in and declared that he will never be allowed to run the game again as if he has any authority to do that. They turn on their own as soon as they see an opportunity.

People actually paid for this shit

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YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES

REFUND NOW

SAVE THE CLAPS

Divine retribution for having a tranny on the couch.

>tasbot
going to bed

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How can trannies recover?

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WOW IMPRESSIVE WHAT A GODDAMN SHITTY FUCKING TRANNYBOT PLAYING A TRANNYGAME WITH A TRANNY

thank you taylor

Sure was worth all the money

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>tasbot
>literally perfect input
>unable to find the name select screen

How do you fuck up a tas?

You can if you're smart enough/have a fuck ton of money

Off to a very good start.

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REFUND
>REFUND
REFUND
>REFUND
REFUND
>REFUND
REFUND
>REFUND
REFUND
>REFUND

tasbot sucks dick
clap clap clapclapclap

I mean, at the end of the day he has a dude's frame, can't really hide broad shoulders

still cute tho

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CHOKE

0/1

Yea Forums wanted to fuck her at the VGAs

img.fireden.net/v/image/1517/37/1517373928346.jpg
fooled you it's not mine

more like a glitch exhibition for tasbot amirite

>People paid for this

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>not realizing they are starting on the wrong command

Fucking trannies.

Bet.

kill yourself incels

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THANK YOU TYLER

h-hot

>choking on a fucking TAS run

175000/10

based

175000/10

OH NO NO NO
THE BOT FORGOT TO DILATE

>TASbot doesn't want to play this crap game
based
Also pauhahahaha guy is there

If they cancel it it'll be S in my heart

BASED

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trannies cant even run game with bot

FWAHAHAHA

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Quit/10

Where's the retarded sack of shit defending TASbot now?

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Please don't I just finished up a little bit ago but I'm weak to tomboys

who is this

We all know youre gonna do it first

what is this hot new tyler meme

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it refuses to be programmed by a tranny

haha, hell no. You first buddy boi!

THANK YOU TYLER

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Chen/ten

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TASbot? More like TASnot

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god has willed the trannyrun to die a stillbirth, truly is divine intervention

FAIL AGAIN
>FAIL AGAIN
FAIL AGAIN
>FAIL AGAIN
FAIL AGAIN
>FAIL AGAIN

modafinil is my drug of choice

Is there anything more NPC than chanting shit for no reason?

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>trannies
>transbot
>people chanting
>shit game
>50 minute tech times

Can this get any worse?

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hold on, didn't TASbot run celeste for free at AGDQ?

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incels BTFO

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It looks like they won't be making a glitchless run.

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Never trust a fucking robot to do a person's job

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What type of code does this TAS Bot run on? Is it Python? Or something else?

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>TRANNIES EXHALING INTO THE MIC FOR AN HOUR

WEOW FUCK ME DUDE

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Okay but it has to be on topic because I don't want to get banned again.

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dick sucking lips

I can't believe he's dead, bros...

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Why would you want to be a woman?

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Only a tranny could fuck up pressing the new game button

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Even Trannybots got a 40% suicide rate

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What the fuck is this crowd.

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this thread is moving too fast, could you all refrain from posting so much please.

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>tfw no hairy guy to cuddle with

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did he just say the word "routing" wrong? wtf

Yeah but now you can PAY for it? Isn't it HYPE?

This is insufferable

>dark souls is delayed because of this

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>rooting
IT'S CALLED "ROUTING" YOU FUCKING TRANNY

rate this post

play her game

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>bot
>tranny
>tranny game
>people paid for this

I can only hope their PC shits itself and the bot desync.

>45 minutes of a tranny talking over pre recorded footage

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99/10

why are they calling strawberries red berries

You can't stop me

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Shut the fuck up you faggot audience this event isn't about you.

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OK, I hate xer voice already. When does xe off xerself?

IS THAT A TRANNY?
eww

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they're both correct, brainlets

sure why not

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This game looks so generic.

CARLOS

I mean aside from the tourists, people in on speedrunning, would actually tolerate trannies if not everything they were involved in was a fucking shitshow, completely aside from themselves being unlikable obnoxious faggots everytime.

Also
>Pfuahahahaha
>The faggotron on the right talking sounds like Shmorky

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holy shit who is this, she is my exact type

is there a single woman in that picture?

Cuddle with yourself

Les go

WOW LOOK AT THAT SUPER INTERESTING STRAT, I COULD ABSOLUTELY SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE MESS OF PIXELSHIT

why was the Spongebob guy banned?

This might be impressive if anyone played the fucking game

imagine voluntarily choosing to lose your god given healthy penis for a disgusting unnatural transwound

you can pronounce route either way

sure thing fren
here let me help by posting something everybody can think about instead of posting

*ahem*
There is nothing wrong with being trans

me on the left, you on the right

k

no, no they're not

>so that's a thing

Zzzzzz

Come now, don't be sad. Lets flip that stat UPSIDE DOWN!

Someone brought up a clip from a year ago of him saying faggot on stream.

Kill yourself. You don't have to remove your dick retard

At least he kinda passes. he's a cutie

you did this

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Said faggot a year ago in a vod.

he said faggot on a stream 2 years ago and gdq found out about it

there's #10 do it or no balls

Why is this bullshit allowed?
Watching the computer play the game.
Wow, much skill.

>seething tranny ITT

lol

the tranny just sounds like a guy with a funny voice, not even like a fag

>she

guys help. is top right a car?

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first off, no they're not.

Second, it's like saying "axe" vs "ask". I know what you mean, but one makes you sound like and uneducated nigger

>berries
>more berries

Imagine insisting on any of these omega bitchboys at GDQ actually doing this.

soulless

>Which is VERY impressive
If you need to say it's impressive, it't not that impressive

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she has a penis bros

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I need you all to stop to stop myself
Girls like suzuha especially

this

Said faggot in a vod a while back and GDQ bootlickers snitched

Fucking mushmouth just stop

WOW ITS DOING TRICKS A HUMAN CANT DO

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he sounds like someone who's got a grape stuck in his throat and is trying to gag it up while he speaks

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Jesus fuck this is dull.

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>sometimes the game smoothly scrolls with the player
>while other times it moves the entire screen
indie pixel puke never has any cohesive direction when they try to imitate older styles.

seething incel ITT

lmao

Because you realize you don't fit the qualities of a man and are too dumb/lazy to research how to fix your hormones.

you can't even see what's happening and none of this is impressive. it's a robot playing a game optimally. who cares?

He beat the living shit outta Dr.Fatbody because he was grabbing Shift's ass and it resulted in both of them getting banned, the tweet is sadly deleted tho.

can trannies not hear how ridiculous they sound? jesus christ dude

Trying to impress Yea Forums by showing how much you fit in by hating fun (while secretly wishing to have fun like people at social events do) comes to mind.

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What is it about Celeste that attracts so many transvestites?

better a penis than a wound

Because it's the fastest you can possibly beat the game.

LOVE OF FUCK THE MIC AWAY FROM THEIR MOUTH

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Typical cancel culture.

who's the qt on the right

no way. FUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH TRICKED AGAIN

salty coins and milk

and?

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Post the real version of this pic (where she hangs herself)

pussy

I'm so sick of trannies

This game was shit last year but I seem to remember Yea Forums liking it.

cells interlinked

Yeah give this guy all the fucking speaking time. Such a good orator.

npc get out

The bottom of your tongue

This guy's voice is super annoying

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Celeste is a good game. It help me cure my cancer.

No, you can't. No human can do inputs like this, or an "TAS" bot run.
It's fucking retarded.

>come watch people speedrun games
>instead I'm just watching a youtube video

dilate

What is talking?

Probably not, I thought I had a deep voice for a long time until hearing a recording of myself and realized it was actually normal pitched or maybe even a little higher than normal.

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>Yea Forums would rather complain about a tranny on the couch than watch the stream
This is the only good part of TASblock too. Fuck off incels.

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no it's a traffic light
>captha was traffic lights

too bad

Has there ever been a game shilled more heavily in the history of mankind than Celeste?

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FOR JUST 300K COSMO WILL DE TRANSITION AND RUN IT FOR YOU

GET THOSE DONOS IN GAMEBOYS

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and yet I bet you pronounce Caesar with a soft c

Wake me up when Dark Souls is up...

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Why is this dude trying to sound like a girl?

Get fucked

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>tfw listening to the Master and Commander soundtrack while this shit plays

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I'd prefer a regular celeste run over a TAS desu

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Adderall is mine. Those adderall faps are too good.

>Hey! Listen!

>Want more #SGDQ2019? The final Bonus Game donation incentive - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Any% - is now open with a goal of $300,000.

>Let's go!

I bet no one saw this coming.

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Come on! I wanna watch some trannies play Dark Soules!

seeing a machine play games is never good, sorry for your shit taste

i would if i was wrong. im not.

It's good though

lefty

I hate having to hear this tranny's fake ass fag voice.

I've never joined a chant in my fucking life, bro. The people who I've seen enjoy it are not coincidentally the stupidest people I personally know. Whereas the smartest people I personally know wouldn't be caught dead parroting shit just because other people are doing it too.

...

dilate

This is LITERALLY the fastest the game can possibly be played (that is known)
Of course humans can't do this, it's faster than what humans can do, but it's still raw inputs into a game. The game itself is unmodified.

Take those quotation marks off NOW!

mental illness

honestly this tranny on the couch is kinda cute and seems like a nice person

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TASblock is not speedrunning
go join the 40%

Did Shmorky go trans now?

youtube.com/watch?v=F-4jZzfoEz8

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Oh my God when are they going to get the fireworks factory, this is fucking boring.

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>not doing both
T. Brainlet

cool joe rogan showed up?

Dilate.

>wanting to watch a youtube video being narrated by some weird character voice

Soft and wet, it doesn't actually smell bad and eating it out is addictive

I'm already part of the 40%, incel.

This shits boring. I don't wanna watch a fucking program

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user that pizza looks good as fuck. What place did you get it from and what toppings are those?

I recognise those black things

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This game literally cured my depression and made me pro choice, stop being such contrarian edgy kids and just hate on games because they're popular.

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Congrats, it's the king of shit mountain

The way he said DASH and DOON is kinda cute

Cosmo is dead and there is an abomination wearing his skin.

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Not gonna lie this has a god tier OST

OoT any% is only 20 mins long
not even a /comfy/ run

this

>three hundred thousand united states dollars
>for the most boring OOT category
no

love the music in that section of celeste

Already saw it once dumb snek

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don't haunt me bro

jesus christ how greedy are these cunts

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>2 stages in
>already feeling sleepy
Gonna do some other things, this is other level of boring

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Is there really a delay? How long?

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Ok delete this this is pretty sad actually

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I hope you're proud of yourself

They run this game every event, now you have to pay for it?

Suzuha has an important job to do so don't go fucking it up.

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based

>game makes you want to kill babies
what? can I get a qrd on this?

I genuinely believe this

make it 100% and people might actually donate

40% ATTEMPT suicide, incel.

Any% is fucking lame.

I feel like I'm becoming manic or suffering sleep deprivation.

Imagine the moan he lets off when he cums.

Based

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you aren't wrong

have the GDQ staff been talking to EA? They've managed to literally turn runs during a charity into DLC, where you don't get to see (possibly) interesting or crowd-drawing runs unless people pay

A lot greedier than that.

The game is about a girl and her coping doing abortion.

this would be true if gay men were not so fucking bitchy, actually worse than women these days, the whole manly roman bros delusion shatter really fast with how faggy they are

same tb h

im just replying because everybody else did even though you already got the answer on the first reply

>300k for a 20 minute run

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who is the qt on the right on the couch (yes I know she is trans)

The devs came out a few weeks after celeste's release and said "it's all an allegory for traversing the brutal difficulties of having an abortion".

>a youtube video
I know this is somewhat pedantic but it's not a video recording, but rather a computer executing precise inputs live.

>tranny can't even kill himself properly
yikes

>any% for 300k
fuck off you jew trannies

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These donation incentives are fucking insane.

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>be a "trans"
>come to thread (or anywhere)
>not be able to have a laugh about yourself
why do they do this?

why are they swindling all the sponsors for their cash for the shittiest OOT category?
any% literally has one trick of note in it

Hahahaha, are you fucking kidding me?! 300k for a GDQ staple. Greed, greed is massively big.

Very impressive, it must be a truly riveting life when you make sure that you won't forget for a second that you are different than all the mindless sheeple and bask in the light of your reason and intellect, never getting carried away by base emotions.

Hoe do I become an alpha like this guy?

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>any%, roughly 18m run
>300k
how warm are their palms?

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>they hated him because he told the truth

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zfg 100% chill stream or nothing

If that's true then she shouldn't be so cute

Aaahhhgg! Come get it! COME GET IT! AAAAAAARRGGGHHH!

Hazbin Hotel.
She's a lesbian demon, and unless you like crossdressing spider boys and Stamper putting voicework in you won't like it

be 6'5"

HAHAHAHA

a tenth of a pixel?

holy shit could they have been any more pretentious
thanks guys, now I'm both angry and confused

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>an OoT run costs $250 per second to watch

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>another 30 minutes of this

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whats the worst block and why is it always TASblock

I cant believe Celeste is curing TASBOT's depression

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i legitimately hate this

this is not a cool bug fact

FUCK TRANNIES

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>tanlines
brb

You're so stupid you think you can make me feel bad for being smarter than a literal dumbass.

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Be yourself.

That's 15k a minute!

u got memed son

mmm yes please

and what is the benefit versus just watching the youtube video of it?

LITERALLY delete this.

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hmmmm!

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NEW THREAD

Pretend to be a liberal sjw like he pretends

NEW

All I'm saying is none of these "trannies" even has the guts to cut of their dicks and dilate. because they are even worse than mentally ill people that are convinced they have the wrong sex. They are laughable pathetic people that memed themselves into a mental illness of feeling the need of larping as a girl, thinking will give them friends and online immunity.
But oh wait, not saying based automatically means I'm "OTHER TRIBE", fucking retard.

ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB XD

i will admit she is very rapeable

There's a burger that costs like 7 thousand dollars or some shit and it would give you a better $/second cost ratio than this fucking run incentive.

who wants to cum at the same time as me bros, I'm getting close

This run would honestly be much easier to enjoy if not for a tranny that loudly snorts into the mic every time bot does something impressive

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anime OP, kill yourself
based go here

why do they always talk with such an immense lisp?

Will there ever be an episode of that show? Only shorts so far, and pretty much all pandering to husbandofags already.

welcome to capitalism

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they could at least TAS interesting games

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this was made first

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I am imagining that onions golem watching this while high off pills in its mothers basement.

Twitchtard please leave.

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doesn't matter anime op was linked first

post cock I wanna see how close you are to catch up

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Probably nothing but the novelty of it. And maybe something about it being replicatable rather just being spliced together videos of a run.

Trannies are so fucked in the head they think lisps are cute and feminine

Tell me when you are 10 seconds away.

Hmm... I don't believe I understand anymore but okay! Hmm!

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All I'm saying is dilate.

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they can't stop being teh gay so to them being a woman is just being even more gay

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which thread use