Double D mains, how are you liking the 20% speed buff they gave to him?

>Sarah's still unbeatable with Ed, Edd, and Nazz
This game's fucking garbage. They've already announced the School expansion but they haven't even bothered fixing 4.0.

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>Nerf nearly every fun build as well
I haven't played since the Schools Out 6.3 patch, did they nerf Edd's canadian squirt gun attack? I loved fucking around with that loadout, even though all it did was give a water debuff.

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You need an Ed in the group. He's able to remove the screw from the door and take out Bro's shield. It's fucking retarded that you need an Ed to be able to beat it, but whatever.

learn to read item descriptions you dork

>nerfs the 88 fingers build
>nerf sticky notes

What the fuck is the point of playing this shit!?

NERF KEVIN NOW

Meh, DD has better support options when it comes to survivability. Jonny's melonhead ultimate can wreck his inventions faster than Edd can repair them.

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I thought this shit was a meme, it's actually real?

he doesnt know

Yo anyone got some invite codes for the game? I forgot my email for my old account on the site.

>He didn't get an invite
LOL

Sent :)

Lmao@ing at ur life

>Nukes server

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How the hell do you guys make this shit?

>anything that's viable besides the meta needs nerfed
People like you are the reason people stack Rolf mains in every server with the Hat of Discipline loadout. Not every character has to be perfectly balanced for the game to be good.

onions

PM'ed you the link

They absolutely did, they figured the speed buff was enough that he didn't need a high DPS weapon anymore. So not only is the fire rate weaker, so's the accuracy. Meanwhile these 3 in pic related can just use their stupid Crankshot move and keep you locked down in PvP forever.
>Someone actually playing Nazz
Rarer than a Swedish jawbreaker. But Nazz is always meant to be support, she can't stand up to Sarah who's whole game is just DPS and screaming.

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>They still haven't nerfed Eddy's Junkyard Van summon with its OP as fuck AOE horn that disables abilities

youtube.com/watch?v=CeT8MPwhw8o

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people are being secret club homos but just keep an eye in these threads, EDev tends to drop codes and links in them at least a couple times a week

>reading comprehension
My complaint is that this team ISN'T viable. It's retarded that you can't beat a boss because you're not using the characters the game wants you to use.
Nazz arguably has the best heals and the best buffs for Eddy and Kevin.

You mispelled rolf

You faggots even complain about a fictional game. Fuck yall, this is why we can't have good things.

>still playing this dead MMO
How about you move to something, I dunno, GOOD? Like Coolsville Online, the grooviest game on the internet.

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>arguably has the best heals/buffs for Eddy and Kevin
She has the best for everyone depending on her build. She can, ironically, support Sarah and Jimmy really well with the right setup. The only person she has zero synergy with is Jonny for some weird reason.

garys mod

>tfw I will never relive the moments of my childhood where I couldn't wait to play misadventures on my ps2 after school or when I was hanging out with my friends all day until it was either evening or raining, where I would just retreat to my bed and play that shit for hours

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nobody plays coolsville. its either this or KotH.

>Coolsville Online
it SUCKS

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I need help. I accidentally picked one of these up in The Lane because I wasn't paying attention, and now it won't let me unequip it from my inventory. Anyone know what this does?
>inb4 check the wiki
I already did, the article for it is gone.

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>Fictional

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>Pebble in Shoe Ed
>Monster Ed
>Son of a Shepard Rolf
Im glad all this shit got nerfed, what were the devs smoking releasing such broken ass builds?

Curse of Evil Tim needs a duration buff.

>You hate black kids too?!
How did Antonucci get away with it?

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God dammit I want to play this so bad

I've been unironically wanting to play a game as plank since it was 1999

>he wants to return to the days when the minions of Hades would be summoned and ruin everyone's fun
New player detected.

*ahem*... EDDYCHADS RULE KEVINFAGS DROOL

How do I effectively use my scam meter?
Just trying to max stack jawbreakers and I need the cash

EDDY MAINS RISE UP

GET FUCKED ASSHOLE
time to git gud or sell your account
oh my god best patch ever since last year raid

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Depends on the character you're using. Check the strategy guides on the wiki.

>Check the strategy guides on the wiki.
The strategies guides haven been updated since 2003 tho

>Pebble in Shoe Ed nerfed
RIP the days of eating steel fucking slides. Is Sumo Jimmy still viable, at least?

not him, but those are the official ones made by the original devs, there's a ton of community-made guides that are constantly updated and more in-depth. I'd give you the link, but I'm on my phone right now.

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>another roleplay thread

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Play on SonOfAShephard's servers, he patched that bug a while back

>frogposter is retarded
wow what a shock

>he doesnt have a quarter

don't you ever (You) me again Kevinfag or I'll toothpaste your bike chains

im cry
beautiful

>he doesn’t know

I miss the glory days when it was P2P. I get why they had to demonitize it obviously, but I miss the old artstyle. Every new update makes the game look and run worse.

this

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Guys I think im in a timeloop, I swear i saw this thread like 3 months ago down to the exact wording of some of the posts
w-what should I do?

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>3 months ago
That would've been around the time the Baron O' Beefdip Update released.

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Please, there's modded servers now that have a built-in encyclopedia on everything. Of course you can't play on public servers but who cares?

The private servers also all nerfed the Rolf w/ Hat of Discipline synergy as mentioned by

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Still my favorite MOAB in any game

Well you obviously didn't pay attention to the all the lore during the quest series.

The whole point is you need an Eddy tank build because his aggro potential is automatically 10 times higher in that encounter.

Name a better map in the game than ed_culdesac

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I'd tell you, but then I'd have to scam you.

Rolf main here.

is anyone else tired of Johnny's Passive that gives his teammates extra armor and Health regen? that Companion aura or some shit? I swear if a Party has a Johnny and a Nazz it becomes literally OP as fuck, Their Ed or Rolf literally never fucking dies.

>That time the developers forgot to encrypt the launch keys
>Coordinate with clan to launch every nuke simultaneously at the cardboard city
>Every player stationed there instantly wiped

>not playing flinstones online

For me, it's the trailer park, the only map with the Kankers.

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I have a sealed copy of Dreamcast EEnEO Jawbreaker Edition, complete with sealed keyboard. Contact me in EEnEO (im adamlion82) if you’re interested.

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>He plays vanilla Eddy

Either you are a casual who can't even get the Hugo gear or a fucking hispter who only plays the character "the way he was meant to be played"

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you need to counter it by spamming the jawbreaker attack

Sign up using my key so we both get double quarter gains

Bullet sponges are cancer in any game, but especially here.

Is Ed's Chunky Slime viable? Needing a whole box each time you use it seems kinda steep.

It's expensive as fuck, no doubt about it, but when you're running raids you can go in a team of 4 or even 3 if you've got the right setup because it's so impactful. I wouldn't use it for general questing/farming/roaming though. PvP maybe if you feel like stomping but it's hard to maintain

Dude, you're at Mondo A-Go Go. Get your party on the Ferris Wheel and use the height advantage to spam him out. He can't do shit for melee that way. It's actually pretty cheap, but still fun.

Twitchtv ruined this game for me. Can't go anywhere without a million 12 year old Kevin players spouting Twitch emotes or begging for an invite to their favorite streamer's neighborhood.

comfy

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It's only for speed runs, or if you just happen to be swimming in quarters. I normally only use it during alien invasions or dream sequences. Getting many doors rolf gear is pretty easy that way.

CAN EDDY MAINS STOP SPAMMING JAWBREAKER BOMBS!?!!?
These fuckin things are broken because they produce so many particle effects and they're effectively fps-bombs

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Sounds more like a PC issue bud, Just because the game came out that long ago, doesn't mean your PC should of too

Am I the only person who plays Rolf? I thought health/defense stacking on him made a viable tank? Did I get meme'd?

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How anyone can still enjoy this game with all the rampant hackers is beyond me. Many of the server admins don't do shit since it's usually the same clan of hackers that bribe them with quarters and golden jawbreakers.

I miss it, bros. I'll never forget every day after school coming home to play EEnEO with my bros. Now almost everyone in my friend's list hasn't logged on in over 10 years.

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They nerfed him into the fucking ground and pissed on most of his viable builds. Thats why most people play ed or kevin

I haven't played in years, did they really nerf Rolf? He was everyone's most played even after the infamous Snuggle-me-Ed buff.

I have an old email somewhere, don't know if the code still works tho

>its either this or KotH

KotH hasn't had anything fun or intresting since the pro-pain update

probably not, they've moved to a different domain recently

>thinking it's still a bug
Nah the devs have been confirmed for Eddy mains. I'm willing to bet my Jawbreakers on it. Like wtf else would it still be in game then

Get fucked, double D main.

No, seriously, though, just turn your particle settings to low and jawbreaker bombs and squirt gun effects won't fuck you over like that.
It's an extremely simple fix, actually.

Join me in the junkyard van anons

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Yea Forums really loves EEnE for some reason.
Is it because most people over the age of like 25 who had satellite TV as a kid growing up watched it?

git gud

>another autistic rp thread
Lame

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Pretty much every build is just shit now except hat of discipline

>frogposter is retarded

>Another autistic frogposter
Lame

>they still don't know
you can literally get the game, its in /eeeog/ on /vg/.

Use the maxperformance config

user, why not leave behind your life of pessimism and fun aversion and pick up EEnE?
Jimmy's pretty easy for starters depending on what build you go with, has potential

the event they did for the release of the final episode still brings a tear to my eye
rest in piece ed edd n eddy cartoon

Better than being a larping faggot

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I'm honestly really tired of all this pretending bullshit, someone really needs to make this into a god damn proper game

that was literally the peak of the game as far as player numbers go, we've never had a higher 24-hour player count than that night

Am i the only one who thought the gravy mix was a broken piece of shit that should've been removed sooner

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I'd play it. It looks comfy and fun.

>that one motherfucker who uses PLANK and wins by doing nothing

Nice resolution on that jpeg. It's obvious you're a butthurt newfag.

Glad you're not it the game because you'd probably be a fucking Kevin main

That's literally the only time where Edd's canadian squirt gun attack comes in handy.

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>rolf got nerfed
>AGAIN
>Fish strat is dead thanks to damage multiplier removal

FUCKING WHY

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seethe harder, that shit was so OP on the close-quarters maps like ed_junkyard

>he doesn't use the Great Nano Kidney Stone keychain for RNG crit bullshit

Don't tell me you're too lazy to do the quest bro.

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It's an rpg duh,

>rolf fags mad because their bullshit close-quarters strats can't carry them through the game
>ed boys how do I aim

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Jokes aside, who was your favorite character in the show? Mine was son of the shepherd.

Fun and Balanced Tier:
>Chowder Online (post-Nerfs? More like, this game was made by serfs patch)
>King of the Hill Online
>Endsville Online
>Springfield Online
>Mystery Inc Online
>Tom and Jerry Online
>Retroville Online (Post-Hugh Nerfs and Sheen player migration)
>American Dad Online (Post-Roger Nerfs)
>Totally Spies: The Agency
>Flapjack: Pirates of the WESSSST
Fun but Unbalanced Tier:
>Bikini Bottom Online
>Planet Express Online
>Chowder Online (Vanilla)
>Ed Edd n Eddy Online
>Aku Online
>Coast 2 Coast Online +expansions
>American Dad Online (Vanilla, AKA the never-ending Ricky Spanish Meta)
>Retroville Online (Vanillia)
>Age of Aqua Teen 2
>Seabase Alpha (Post-2.0.21 Patch)
>The Wacky Races 2
>KND Online (Galactic Expansion Never Ever)
>CN City Online
>KotH Online Kai
>Renegade Angels Intertube Connection Activities
>Candies and Zambies Simulator
>Courage: Shadows of Nowhere
Fun but obviously Trendwhoring Teir:
>Labratory Battle Royale
>SuperJail BR
Bad but Balanced Tier:
>Teen Titans Global Offensive
>Seabase Alpha (Vanilla)
>Any of the other Hanna Barbara Online games (Mystery Inc Online clones not counted.)
>Creeknight BR
Bad and Unbalanced Tier:
>Quahog Battle Royale (Family Guy Online 2)
>Squidbillies Online
>Becky Sucrose's Battlegrounds
>Drawn Together Online
>Online Home for Imaginary Friends
Meme Game Tier:
>Barnyard Online
>Coolsville Online
Anything I'm forgetting?

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based

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Sarah

ROLF BROS WHERE WE AT?!

Nickelodeon slime ball (vanilla)

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Why her? She's such a terrible sister to Ed boy.

Feels bad man, The Victor Companion build makes the fist strat look like a joke now.

and that says alot.

She's funny and cute/spoiler]

Reminder to all Armpit Marie faggots.
You will be BANNED if you enter my fucking server with that disgusting fetish shit.

I dont understand why Kankerfags would want to undergo the Radioactive Mashed potato transformation, the stats are subpar and the abilities are a Niche if anything.

>this is what people who didn't get invited to the closed beta actually think

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Shitposting aside, that was the most fun I've had playing a game with anons

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Rolf, Ed, or Jimmy are all acceptable choices, anything else is retard tier

>Jimmy
Literally the worst character in the show

You're right I meant Johnny

>he forgot Invader Zim: Battle Planets/ Irken Homeworld expansion
shit was cash if you sided with Irk, better racials, overall slightly better PvE capability because of them

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>AllDorksMustHang
he had the best EEnE micspam

>Jimmy

Yeah because the Devs dont know how to fix his fucking character, you can run an Evasion build and all you have to do is run around, not get hit, and keep applying debuffs, your a literal fucking faggot and should kill yoruself if you play Jimmy

Did anyone get the Daphne DLC?

>Foster's Home: Secret Rooms threads moved to /vg/ and killed by autistic tripfags
>Wiki ruined by faggots injecting SJWshit into every well-written imaginary friend article
Why do good things never last, bros?

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HOW THE FUCK DO I FUCKING BEAT KEVIN MAINS FUCKIBNG NERF THESE DICKHEAD RETARDS WITH THEIR HAT BOOMERANG MOVE AND AOE SKATEBOARD SMASH FUCKING CHRIST FUCK FUCK FUCK

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At least they made that one zone animation canon.

git gud dork mains

see FPS bomb the faggots, the game devs give you cheese, use the cheese user

Hype as hell, I thought the devs forgot about us

>losing to the Worst Kevin Build

holy shit, there is no hope for you

I just used fish jumping to smack sniper edd boys in the face.
Not my fault everyone abused it.

base Jimmy was obviously made for noobs, but if you don't grow out of playing him after level 30-ish, I have no respect for you

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>forgetting rugrats arena and beavis and butthead’s battle royale
fucking zoomers i swear

>"The Never-Ending Ricky Spanish Meta"
God fuck those days but even then most players are Rogers still due to his sheer versatility since The 200 Update. They need to really condense some of that shit, I know Roger's the most popular character but they focus a bit too hard on him. At least it means my Post-Rapture Stan never gets nerfed.

How much of a fucking loser do you have to be to play an Ed Edd n Eddy MMO?? You Yea Forumsirgins never stop amazing me

Shut up, Johnny

You forgot Toontown Online/Rewritten AKA Who Framed Roger Rabbit Online

>This is what Teen Titans Go Online players actually believe
Fucking zoomers, I swear to god

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this tier list is outdated, they nerfed Jib's cloaking duration. Just go with the pebble in shoe Ed since you don't need to build up a rage meter to summon anyone - you get good stats from the moment you spawn

Boltgirls is still somewhat alive, wish the devs didn't scrap the sequel

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can someone post the fucking map for Edtropolis??????
I haven't been able to find the fucking plank quest marker for hours

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THATS DIFFERENT ADN YO FUCKING KNOW IT THE COOL DOWN FOR THE JAWBREAKER IS A FUCKING EPOCH COMPARED TO THE RAPID FIRE MACHINE GUN SPEED OF THAT FUCKING SKATEBOARD

>Play bb online
>Trying to get golden spatula drops
>Some Squidward faggot dies once, yells gg, and leaves
>Instant wipe
Fucking Squidward mains

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Thats because its bugged, the Devs never fixed it, but typical as they never fix anything right

>he mains Jenny
get some fucking taste my man

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This show was literally Trailer Park Boys minus the drugs, liquor, and guns.

quest marker is incorrect it's in the junkyard

Yea Forums doesn't care if there's no video game just look at banjo.

Not really

good to see this old meme still going strong

:3

What's the difference between Monster Ed and Mad Ed?

This is why the devs need to stop taking suggestions from Yea Forums. Double D is supposed to be slow with low stamina. If you want to dart around the map, use Kevin's Bike. If you want stamina, use Ed. If you want vertical mobility, use the Captain Melonhead build. Double D's strength is defensive debuffs, and if you make him fast, then you ruin the balance of the game.

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You know what, fuck it. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna make a real EEnEO. Give me 10 years to get the knowledge on how to code and animate this shit and to get enough money to buy the license off of CN and I’ll make this game.

>Play Megas XLR: Battle Royale
>get matched only against RECR
>the fucker has no hitbox and constantly stunlock and steals special move charge
>all while playing the US anthem
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>King of the Hill Online
>Balanced
user bobby is STILL broken

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Did they nerf rolf's three shoe beating? I hated the fact it's 3rd hit was OHK

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you dun goofed

It was a different time.

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>he doesnt know

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>be REGIS
>steal a few kills in the early game to get that mass
>literally fucking invincible now
No one can counter a well-fed REGIS MK5, which is invincible

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they've slowed it down a little, if you're caught off guard and catch the first two strikes they've been changed to a ministun now, so you can scoot a little further away from rolf to hopefully dodge the third hit
with a longer wind up time too you've got maybe 1-2 seconds to get enough distance between you and him before it clocks you (windup time differs with how many stacks of Son of a Shepherd he has), still a OHK, but not impossible to avoid if you're paying attention

tl;dr: if the first two hits catch you, pop whatever movement you have to get away before the 3rd hit lands and you'll be K

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Muppets Online Stage Wars really needs a balance patch for Christ sake
>Playing my usual Statler and Waldorf tank and debuff build
>Everything is going smoothly for the first few acts as I win against some no talent Foozie main and literally who Robin player
>Next act comes and it's a daredevil Gonzo specked purely into speed and attack.
>Try to cast snide remark as soon as he enters the stage
>He immediately runs into me insta killing me and taking only 30% recoil
As soon as the next patch rolls out they better nerf Gonzo to the ground also Swedish Chef's DPS explosion builds are completely broken for a support character.

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How the fuck do you unlock Yeshmiyek? Rolf main and I complete the chore missions every holiday event but still nothing.

thanks man, gotta pick it again, tho i hope there's no more plank-rolf pairs, with the plank stunning you. to get hit by the third hit

funny haha
zoom, zoomm, and zoommy is trash btw

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Did you complete them running Son of a Shepard?

What is zoom zoomm and zoommy?

>there are Skalgar mains in this thread right now
When will you mechlets learn?

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get out

this is why we have to nerf fucking kevin
this game will have literally no playerbase if he keeps up this OP shit

Reeee

>mfw running into a max luck Accidental Double D at School
Holy fucking shit, I was not prepared

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Who are the biggest tryhards in the game - I say Double D mains.

Kevin mains easily, come on dude
Bikeshit is bad and should be hatefully countered with extreme prejudice as such

So wait it's not a closed beta or can I get a code from one of the devs on there?

>the only time Yea Forums can talk about videogames is when discussing a game that doesn't exist

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Absolutely it's Double D players. They think they're so hot and rad because they play a character that has to struggle and pull out min max builds to even match up to an unoptimized Year 1 build of anyone else. Yet they act like top dog on the culdesac in the forums and bitch that Rolph and Eddy builds are OP.

Ed mains, on the other hand, are the best fucking dudes. Never had a bad Ed in a team.

>Victor Companion
Pleb detected. Everyone knows Rolf is much better at tanking than DPS, which is why Wilfred companion builds dominate the raid meta; bringing two tanks in one slot is just ridiculous. Victor is viable when levelling, but that's already easy enough. If you really want to justify using Victor, I'd recommend going for a full Son of a Shepherd build, you'll end up losing a lot of "core" skills on Rolf, but you end up with Victor AND Wilfred, plus you get a lot of versatility with the other animals you can spec in for. Fair warning though, you'll disappoint a lot of Ed players if you don't bring chickens.

Sumo Jimmy main here. How do I grind for peaches and cream enough to max him out?

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it's almost like you shitposters don't read the thread

If it doesn’t exist, there’s nothing to bitch about.

you just have to do the jimmy fridge quest out the ass
or you could bot it

Shit show shit game

dork detected

Look at this dork

This joke has run its course.
Come up with a new one.

>bug
It's a feature

you're just mad Kevin is the highest skill ceiling character in the game. Only thing close is no-plank Jonny.

>mfw found a rare peaches and cream drop as Jimmy
>Proceed to demolish everyone on the server

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newfriend here who missed the beta (I've been watching guides and such in hopes I can use my friend's account). What is the origin lore of accidental DD, and what will I need to prepare to adjust to his playstyle? What is the lore behind him, as youtube is flooded with Kevin backstory.

Post yfw Kanker Sisters' merge phase

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>short time
>was in closed beta for over 3 years
>STILL invite only

What the fuck did they mean by this?

i'll grant you that plankless Johnny is godly (when done right) but Kevin takes no fucking skill dude
that rapid fire skateboard shit was talking about
>press skateboard 2 win
>lool guys kevin takes so much skill guys

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Nazz players need to fuck off from the West EU Cul De Sac server

That whole dungeon is BS
>Have to enter the dream world and get through both Eddys and double D's dream first
>Kanker fusion absolutely bodies you if you don't have a fly Ed
>Even then their kiss projectile is impossible to guard against

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>Main Full Tank Ed.
>Never Die.
>Prevent Ganks on my Pocket Healer.
>Immune to all soft CC.
Ed best boy.

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the life of the Ed bro is truly the best life

BASED

This isn't real you guys are all fucking liars

Any tips for getting the Retro Van mount drop from the Robot Rebel Ranch Raid. Is it worth dropping points on Eddy to spec into Scamcraft to try and scam other players out of their drop rolls, or is sticking to DPS Eddy the best solution?

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>gets deleted by Raging Sarah
lol no

>all already claimed
nerf kevin you fuckin faggots

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It was an extreme autism meme that some extremely autistic dev actually made, and now its exclusively for those with extreme autism

EEnE is still a great show

Life has many doors, edd boy.

Rad Kev or Mucky Boy Ed are your best options. I've seen people do it with Sarah too.

Did anyone get one or did they get nabbed again?

I got the 3rd one

How are people still playing this game? The official servers were dropped over a decade ago.

Why are you fucks calling it an open beta when you still need an invite to get in? Seriously, fuck you.

i bet money that is weeroaches420
you were banned for a reason you trolly faggot stay gone

>got my nephew into this game
>completed his first solo scam and got diamond jawbreaker

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Jimmy mains are fags. That is all

I haven't played in a long ass time, is Marie still viable? I remember when they first released her and she pretty broke the game because of her crazy stats and stealth.

Monster Ed is a better DPS due to his faster move speed, while Mad Ed is a better tank because of his passives when he gets attacked

Making your nephew play with 4channelers sounds like a terrible idea.

I wish we could go back to when the biggest fags were Jimmy mains. I'd take the occasional Jimmy support player recounting a gay experience during a raid over the dozens of Nazz players with "fem" and "trap" in their names that I have to see everywhere.

Anyone else manage to get to the china part? It's interesting design wise but I don't like how it fucks with your fov/turns the screen upside down

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Doesn't Mad Ed build up a charge meter, too, for every point of damage he takes? He's really broken with a support like Double D's Lambchop build, but only when you have a Turtle Dove May in the party, too, which is rare as fuck.

Use the server browser to search for some Australian servers that have that quest. Fixes everything.

The china part isn't very useful so it's not a big hindrance. The only reason to go there is if you're planning a scam and need to get knockoff items for cheap.

makes sense, thanks for not being an insufferable fag

Is Professor Scam still nerfed because the shitters whined it was OP?

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The dev who nerfed it was actually a Kevin main who got fired. He didn't understand that it was supposed to be high-power but easy to read, so the only people who'd hate it are the shitters like you said,(mostly Kevins and Johnnies) who can't play. It just seemed really good since the high number of finished scams needed to unlock it ensured only the most experience Eddy players could use it.

Yeshmiyek who peels the root and grinds the sausage with her boot!
Yeshmiyek who cures the meat and stuffs the fruits and sugared beets!
Yeshmiyek who salts the pork and stabs it with her silver fork!
Yeshmiyek who cuts the cheese and gives the loaf of bread a squeeeeze!
But should your chores be never done, your feeble arms too weak to toil
Yeshmiyek will surely come… and throw you in the pot to boil.
…Yeshmiyek who smokes the fish and lays a slab on every dish!
Yeshmiyek who guts the hare and seasons it with special care!

Just bought this because of the Steam sale. Didn't bother getting the expansions until I know I like the base game so no Kankers, unfortunately. Should I main Eddy or Kevin?

Kevin's better for people who just want to "try" the game. He got a lot of flashy stuff but doesn't have the same amount of unique content as other characters, especially Eddy. Even in the base game, Eddy has a lot available if you can put in the time, so don't feel locked into Kevin because you don't have the expansions to play.

>Official servers shut down
>Gotta pay some dude 25¢ in order to play on private servers

You guys are faggots for still playing.

>speed buff
>still takes him four times as long as ultimate bike kevin to clear the alley
double dork mains on suicide watch

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>Running the Spa instance
>Ed Tank told to aggro towels
>Get to final phase: nude Rolf
>Ed Tank is a fucking idiot who thinks he's needed and uses Wallbreaker to get into boss room
>RIPS OUT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE
>House collapse failstate
EVERY FUCKING TIME I RUN THIS I GET A NEWFAG ED TANK. EVERY TIME. EVERY FUCKING GOOD ED MOVES TO DPS OR HYBRID BUILDS SO THE ONE PURE TANK BUILD-RECOMMENDED INSTANCE HAS NOBODY BUT DUMBASS NEWBIES.

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I'll never stop playing. This is a legacy game that's right up there with TF2 and WoW. As long as there's servers up, I'll be scamming away.

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t. Kevin main

That's the meta right now, unfortunately most kids don't understand it and just hear "Break the support beam". Here's how it's supposed to be; even though you get penalties for mixing classes, you want everyone in the party specced into construction worker enough to get the improved hard hat skill. Then everyone needs to have high defense/HP and the best hard hat they can get ahold of(defense is way more important than any other bonus in this case). Your Ed tank should wallbreak into the boss room. Casualties can't always be avoided, but most of the party should be around after the collapse and Rolf should be on low health. Granted this requires a lot of coordination and I just wish the devs would change it back to being unavoidable piercing damage so retards would stop regurgitating the meta poorly.

>Ed's Sea Ranch mission on ed_creek
>Need 3 Eds in a party to do the scam
>It's another slow, high-ping, or even AFK Edd main episode
>Doesn't build the entrance to the Shark Exhibit correctly
>Whole thing collapses on the tank next to the 25¢ Photos with the Sea Sponges
>Floods the whole server until it crashes
>everyone leaves
Can I please get a competent Edd main?

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>still no bikini Nazz skin
and you fucks still throw money at the devs

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Noobs just need to stop picking the Eddgineer builds. Only experienced players can fill that role well.

Still can't believe the devs made mic-spamming part of one of the best Rolf builds.

>Eddy mains still falling for this
user, this is an old bugged quest item. You're kinda fucked, the only way to get rid of it is to give it to a Jonny main but the item is bugged and even when you do the random damage debuff stays. PM me your email, I'll send you the files to patch your game.

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>Waifufag STILL mad that the devs teased a Bathing Suit Nazz skin and then dropped Fat Nazz on April 1st
How fucking mad are you that it's the only viable Tank Nazz to this day?

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The panties are much better, bikini is only available after sending in two sets of Slovak jawbreakers to the swim club at the school.
t. horny Nazz main

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cringe

Just what we need, even more ERP. Take it to Discord.

>he can't 1v1 a johnny cause he actually thinks Plank makes it a 2v1
the joke here is that Plank is the ONLY one doing damage
as soon as you realize that Johnny is fucking ez
but a good Johnny is gonna do a sac plank build anyway and two shot you before you even know it

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Have smooch.

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Panties always.
Did the grinch leaks cover nazz getting into smash? My friends uncle works for nintendo and says theyre making double d an assist trophy, so anything is possible.

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> banjo doesn't have video games
por que?

Holy fuck, it's that old? New player here, was wondering why I could feel so much soul.
... And bugs.

>falling for a literal scam
EEnEOnline came out in 2011 nimrod

Don't let this fucking thread die, guys

Anyone ever play this? Someone needs to make a multiplayer version of it.

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Imagine growing up and not watching Ed Edd n Eddy on TV. That's not even a childhood that's just growing in a tube or something.

i finally got enough money to buy two(2) jawbreakers. bye, peasants.

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>tfw I finally get two of my friends to main the kanker sisters with me
feelsgoodman, even if they're not the meta

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Marie mains are easy to find, it's the Lee and May spots that are hard to fill

WTF ROLFBROS?!
I THOUGHT WE WERE TRUE CHADS, REAL SONS OF A SHEPARD
AND NOW WE GET REDUCED TO THIS?!!!
THIS SHIT IS WHY I FUCKING QUIT IN 5.4 THE DEVS ARE FUCKING RETARDED

D E A D G A M E

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>ERPing Discord trannies have even infested EEnEOnline
My last home... desecrated...

just fucking bot it
the grind is retarded and the devs never ban anyone anyways

>guarding projectiles
lmaoing at all non-Rolfers
learn to parry, edboi

This whole fucking game is bloated back to hell. I am getting 40-50 FPS on a 1060. The devs are total fucking hacks.

hat of discipline got a sweet buff tho, it's not great considering but it's better than nothing.

What's the optimal order to cast Nazz's Cheer buffs? Anyone here know?
Also am I the only non-horny Nazz main out there? Her outfit from the dance quest is too cute to not wear.

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GOD DAMNIT I HATE THESE FUCKING KEVIN MAINS!!!

get screwed, DORK

Blame the Eddy mains spamming their Jawbreakers at everyone. Can't even see through the explosion particles when it's a Baking Powder Vapor Barrier.

EDDYBROS I JUST JACKED A KEVINFAGS BIKE HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KEVIN

play around it and stop getting scammed you fucking nerd

you sound frustrated Dork[/spoiler}

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Jimmy mains have the best taunts

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I gotta say, I have a lot of respect for Jimmy mains. It's tough playing a weak character.

What the fuck are you guys playing

Ed Edd N' Eddy Online

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Are you fucking retarded? Jimmy mains are faggots and should burn, the Meta breaking evasion build where everytime you take a set number of damage you gain 100% evasion for several seconds is beyond ridiculous, but not only that but if you equip the HairDryer you can cause knockback and burn effect, so you LITERALLY CAN NEVER FUCKING DIE if you max out Speed and just run around and be a massive COCK SUCKING FAGGOT!!!

GOD I FUCKING HATE JIMMY MAINS!!

yeah but its true to lore

>server crash
Which one of you faggots used canadian squirt guns to clip outside of the cul de sac again?

eene online. I'll PM you the code for it in a sec but it may not work since it just got updated

how is this still funny to people?

>log into eene a few hours ago
>get straight booted into the banned screen
>turns out i was banned for calling a kevin main a nigger and i have to wait a week to get unbanned
THEY FUCKING DESERVED IT

>being serious
>on the internet
I bet you write your actual real name and address when you register to stuff on the internet too, lmao

>kevin main
He was legitimately probably like 12 or 13 years old, dude. No wonder you got banned.

Why are Kevin mains such chads

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Why are Kevinfags such chodes, my fellow EddyChads?

What went wrong?

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doesn't EEnE Online have a launcher of its own?

Bad photoshop, thats what

King Of The Hill Online is free2play shit with massive paywalls and a lot of third worlders love it because it literally runs on toasters.

Is this in Gmod or something?

Is Plank still viable in the tank meta?

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got the third one, thanks senpai

I guarantee you won't beat my course
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Lost are we?

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That closed beta ending party room was so fun

>Only one Double D
Those were the days

As much as some fags will try to deny it, character and aesthetic is an important part of any mmo. Coolsville online is so fucking bland compared to Ed Edd n Eddy Online. E E&E has it's balancing issues, but fuck me I halfway fell asleep grinding my way through coolsville online's starting zone. I never even unlocked the mystery machine and opened up the world map.

>can't enter the Candy Store until you're Level 50, even though you have 6 quarters
Fuck this game

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>traveling down the river to Edtropolis or the Junkyard while an 88 fingers Edd main plays his music to pass the time & grant buffs in case of kankers wanting to gank
instant transportation is nice but those moments are one of a kind

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>business district that empty
Fuck, man. Where did the playerbase go?

This doesnt even remotely make sense

How did you earn 6 quarters that fast? Fucking smurf accounts

It wasn't peak hours when I made that webm

>The stealth addition of the evil tim bossfight from the halloween update.
That fucking scared the shit out of me. God I hope the devs never pull that shit again. Inescapable boss fights that occur randomly? What the fuck where they thinking? Doesn't help that I was already low on hp because my fluids got drained by the giant spider trap they added. Lost like five jawbreakers that I hadn't had the chance to stash yet.

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wrong on both accounts

>all the pebblet Ed mains itt
it's just a rock you dorks-- I found loads of them right here

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can players have sex with each other in this game? I want to be a canker ho and have sex with everyone

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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they have a Customer Appreciation Day event every other week for low-level players-- unless you get blocked by a Rolf like did

>complains about dead MMO
>posts MMO that's literally old enough to run for president

Real talk, as a kid did anyone else always feel really bad for them because they never got Jawbreakers or was it just me?
Also am I the only one that always the Edd was a girl?

...

Always thought DD was a girl, but now that I'm grown up, I see that the Eds aren't really protags, we just see the show from their perspective. None of the kids are completely "good".

>3,916 all-time peak
fake image; did you really think people would forget the Kevin shitshow?

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good drops tho

That's just the Steam port, which is inferior. We had 10,000+ peak on the direct source port

I miss the days where a game didn't have to be spectacular for me to like it

do MMO characters get into Smash?

is that the one with the trash can carts?
Shit was rad, even if it was probably broken

The repulsor ray just fucking owned everyone

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>nobody runs the Dale sniper build anymore
Who the fuck doesn't wouldn't you that 4x crit bonus on tracked targets??

>you will always be a sumo jimmy build despite being literally the worst build ever
I miss the good ol' days

Ed boys btfo yet again

what the fuck?

>Start Wacky Races Online
>Heard all the memes about Dastardly and Muttley, but surely they can't be that bad.
>Record in races is 0-99
His traps seem like they should be viable, but every time I try to set one it backfires how do I play this character.

>complaining about DD nerfs while they still haven't done a thing about the ancestral fruit cake loop

fucking this, no one ever talks about that

Level 185 Ultra Instinct Rolf here, have you anons ever felt so much power in EEnEO?

They're a meme choice designed to bait and fuck over players who don't want to actually race. The only skill Dastardly has that isn't designed to fail is the least-interesting: Plan Ahead. It's portrayed as an ability that lets him set up traps for those behind him by pulling out ahead, but the entire meta of how to win with him is to use it, wait the full 60 second cooldown while still driving normally, then doing it again. Only the highest-level racers that know the tracks and shortcuts like the back of their hands will be able to stop you from making podium in every single race, and you'll make 1st over half of the time if you time your Plan Aheads out to abuse its i-frames during the most treacherous parts of the track.

If you want a viable gimmick character then you need to play Prof. Pat Pending.

forgot pick

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>not playing three shoe beating spec rolf

Eddy's gameplay is too consumable item focused, he lives or dies depending on how you set him up, without double quarters the endgame it fucking impossible

>not realizing this is a level beyond 3 shoe beating

how do i play this
i want to play this game

what the fuck

I always thought this was just a big meme since 2013

I did cockroach eddy run a while back and it's fun in it's own retarded special way. It's obvious the devs thought of it as a joke build but sneaking around stealing quarters from clueless players is pretty fun, even thought even a fucking Jimmy can 1 shot you

The Jib Event will come back again...R-right, guys?

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Okay all I know is that you need an invite to get in. Is this on Gary's Mod? If I theoretically had an invite code what do I do with it? I need this so bad please.

I hope not, the servers were unplayable for like 2 weeks.

>'he doesnt know' and 'he didnt get the invite' are actually real now
Holy shit, this is what I get for being out of the loop

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What the fuck is going on

For the newfags: this is just an inside joke

Shitpost in these threads untill a dev drops a key

Newfag spotted

>people still think this is just shitposting

>newfag
Nigger, this has been an inside joke for this board for as long as we can remember.

It’s a Yea Forums staple

Guys I think my game is bugged, I unlocked the "Jib" character but his model isn't loading. Do I need to reinstall the game?

True. Jib did give the best loot before he left which made the game almost tolerable at the time.

Some of it is shitposting, but the game was actually made by a dedicated user, see here

>looking at crafting tree
>game lets me make a "pebble in shoe" by combining a rock and a shoe
>it has the same stats as a normal shoe but just gives a damage over time debuff

what's the point of this item? Seems like just a waste of crafting material

The crafting tree in general is a scam from the devs. It's so outdated. Just trade for what you need with the scrap bots in the junkyard.

I know user. I was just filling in the lurkers.

It is 99.9% shitposting

I wish the real game was as cool as the shitposting makes it seem, but it's still a fun game.

Something seems to be missing from your tier list.

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this cant be real

I love when the servers full with anons and we're just exploring the map, doing scams, and listening to cringey micspam.

I guess I'll reinstall this shit. Do old codes work?

If you're on the same machine you used for a previous verification, it'll still recognize it.

>Has lowest amount of costumes in the game
>Best set is worse than weakest Plank set
>No buffs since 2.0
>No character-specific quests since 3.0
>Best synergy is with Sarah who objectively performs better with Ed
>Still gets scam and quarter nerfs because of Scammer Jimmy build
Why is being a Jimmy main so fucking awful?

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He's for noobs to pick up the game. Once you understand the basics, you move on to a real main like Kevin.

It's a shame. At least Sumo Jimmy is decent. Here's hoping the School Update fixes him. release when, i know youre here devs

It is a meme you retard. And fell for it.

Except its literally a rpg

You're

>he still thinks the School Update is in the works
It's been over a year since it was supposedly "announced", but all that was really promised was the Baron O Beefdip Update which we already got. Be glad we at least have this limbo period where there's some hype, because the truth is, there is no School expansion update, and the devs stopped working on the game. I hope I'm proven wrong.

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user, the devs abandoned ship a decade ago

the community taking over for the original devs departure was a bad idea, every new update makes the game run like shit

Ever since the cash shop and loot boxes, imo

>Jingle Jangle Update
fuck, that was the beginning of the end

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How is that JJBA Battle Royale game going, or is it still Japan arcades only?

Jib is the ultimate STANDO POWA!!

WHEN ARE FUCK ARE THEY PUTTING BACK THE STAIRS
I STILL CANT GET OUT OF HERE
FUCK

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>Meme choice
While kinda true, it's a bit more nuanced then that. Dastardly's skill set is more oriented towards STAYING in first then making it, which is kinda the point of Plan Ahead.
The main problem of course is in execution, because anyone with a brain knows the telltale signs of a Dastardly trap, and they're fairly easy to avoid if they're not set on a shortcut. So really it's more a bullshit way of stomping high skill players. The whole thing about traps designed to fail is easy to avoid if you actually just don't set and forget.

Real talk tho, would something like Stick of Destiny work for EEE?

PLANK NERF WHEN?

If you think Plank is bad now, wait until the annual FrankenPlank Halloween buff that he gets.

salt

Didn't play it since the drop during the SAO crossover event
Did playerbase ever recover from it?

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Ah yes, the event literally no one asked for.