Controlling for the nintendo bonus, what went wrong?

>Nintendo bonus
Fuck off faggot, I bet you also unironically think Disney pays critics

Oh, you mean this one?

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They do

See Toy Story 4

>-88
holy shit nintendo btfo

NANI

lol. Switch players are enjoying their game while you’re talking about their fun. The state of PC players.

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>literally a 79 without Nintendo bonus

Reviewers finally got it mostly right I guess.

>1488

Based Nintendo

How is the Nintendo bonus calculated?

Subtract up to 10 from its game-review score depending on how hard the poster is shitposting

Average scores - however many minutes Sony nigs think about Nintendo per hour divided by 2.

>79 is bad
It's not good either but fuck these rating systems

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Switch gets another superb exclusive. Mentally ill seething kiddies start having a meltdown.

Every time lmao.

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Nintendo Bonus only exists in the mind of seething shitters who can't handle reality and have to make up fake scores to stop themselves doing an Etika.

The 32 locked course limit
Even smm1 allowed you to upload more than that

bring back the costumes please

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-11. It got a fucking -11 after the:

-10 nintendo bonus

-10 mario game bonus

-10 shitch game bonus because it literally has no games

-10 hyped up modern game bonus

-10 nostalgia bonus

-10 "wow hd rumble, on the go so cool!" gimmick bonus

-10 "family game" bonus (you see garbage like just dance get high scores all the time)

-10 paid reviews bonus

-10 nu-male bonus (average nintenbro reviewer)

-10 casual bonus

Nintendies are playing the objectively worst game of all time. Literally undefendable.

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It gets higher the more you seethe and the less you dilate

>69 real score
ETIKA DIED FOR THIS?!

subtract 15 points
20 when its a zelda game

> The only negativ critics are from illegal spanish/mexican cunts
what a suprise, im shocked

>7 post
>posted with an SBR meme
What the fuck!?

BASED

and

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100 - 11 = 89

NO NO NO NO NO

>below 90
mario bros...

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-600

>32 levels max uploads per user
>jumping/gravity/midair control physics the same throughout all 4 mario styles
>stylus DLC required if you enjoy fast food
>slopes aren't slopy enough
>no amiibo powerups
>online versus laggy as FUCK
>can't easily look for friends' levels
>level physics tied down to level themes like ice and low gravity
>lots of advanced mario platforming tech removed
>yoshi not a playable option
>story mode too long
>some fuckface on twitch is RIGHT NOW trying to make a battle royale level for the game
>peach not a playable option
>no option to give mario, luigi, toad, and gay toad different unique jump mechanics
>still no mario 2 theme/pick up mechanic

it's SHIT

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>Nintendo Bonus
You mean the Nintendo Tax. It should have gotten a higher score.

Based

This is just the beginning of the Nintendo 2019 assfuck release.
The next 6 months are so packed with exclusives i cannot wait bros

also lack of important enemies and stuff