RPG

>RPG
>Tanky character joins your party for free
What's his name Yea Forums?

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how is it even physically possible to get this fat?
you would have to be stuffing your face 24/7 to maintain that weight

>be lazy until it hurts to move
>tell doctor you hurt all over
>lie about exercise
>go on disability

congrats! fat neet status acquired. But seriously obesity is not a disability of the body its a disability of the mind.

I love this webm.

>you would have to be stuffing your face 24/7 to maintain that weight

if you watch the actual episode, you will see that literally what he does. heres a small clip
youtube.com/watch?v=j6l6vI4vtD4

the guy overall seems pretty chill though.

cry more, faggot

Become a janitor and find out!

It's a mix of not taking care of yourself/having other people take care of you. I watched a bit of this guy's meeting with a dietitian, he eats a ton of junk food and he argues with his family members about not being fed so he guilt trips them into getting him food too. Plus he spends a ton of time playing video games with no exercise.

son?

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Did I miss a cunny thread just now ?

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>cunny thread
ah yes, I needed one just right now

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That movie is a big methapor on Romania.

Y'know, how effective would it be to just...not feed him? Like sure, if he's got someone to take care of him (likely does), wash him, help avoid bedsores, etc. that's cool, but they just don't feed him? I heard a story once about this one guy who was like 500-600 something pounds and he fasted for I wanna say about a year. He really shed the pounds, obviously, but idk if it was really effective in the long run since he didn't establish good dietary/exercise habits.

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There was a nice one a bit ago, got jannie'd tho

the one with Sayaka, huh? Looking at it in the archive now

That's not a very safe place to eat your pudding thing, loli.

Because the people who "look after" him are probably as retarded as him, and they just have no clue whatsoever on how to handle the situation. What seems perfectly obvious to any sane and reasonably educated individual is an incomprehensible and insurmountable challenge to someone that's just plain stupid.

That's why fatty will die young, and will be (thankfully) unable to pass on his genes. It's natural selection at its finest.

>tfw 28 years old, NEET, almost hermit-like, barely any exercise at all, eat pizza every weekend and other junk foods
>145 pounds

>how is it even physically possible to get this fat?
By doing it for free and eating hot pockets

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>mom kicks him out the minute he has no job
>dad takes him and takes care of him despite his weight
fucking women

>tfw i can't see female kids on the street without thinking about Yea Forums
you guys ruined me

A lot of these fat fucks were molested/abused as children and this is sort of a defense mechanism.

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t. lanklet

I've heard it explained as being the result of mental illness resulting from some kind of trauma, which makes sense to me because how else would you let yourself get that fucking fat?

how does he even bathe or fit into like cars and trains and stuff?

>Tankman
>+50% damage to insects

He bathe outside

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Look I know mods are fags sometimes but if they aren't removing non-vidya threads dedicated to child porn then what are they even there for? Why not just go to Yea Forums?

okay midget

hahahhaha

mods are probably pedos

He bathes in one of these

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Because it defends your attraction towards children

Not terribly effective.
As fat as he's been, for as many years as its been, his metabolism is FUCKED.
scientificamerican.com/article/6-years-after-the-biggest-loser-metabolism-is-slower-and-weight-is-back-up/

There have been studies on this.
Once you get over 300 pounds for more than a few years, it becomes hard to keep weight off. Your BMR tanks permanently.

Of course, amphetamines could fix this, but it's way more profitable to do risky surgeries to remove 60% of their intestines and force them to live on medication for the rest of their lives.

RAG ON A STICK

This webm is funnier than any comedy Hollywood ever shit out

>bathe
they show in one of the videos
>fit into like cars and trains and stuff
he doesn't

I don't even know how someone can be hungry enough to eat this much. I'm a lazy piece of shit that does nothing all day and I can't eat more than 2 meals

>big
hehe

>every time someone is playing a video game in TV and movies it's always Fortnite

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>Fortnite
That explains a lot

Not true, Charlies Angels has some kids playing FF8.
youtube.com/watch?v=pGSOJlW59wY

guys i`m pretty sad, i lost 1000mxn, could you post somehting cute and funny to not fell like shit, help a brother out

I'm fit and exercise 6 days a week but I could eat 20k calories in 2 hours without breaking a sweat if I didn't have iron-clad will.

eat western food

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not related to what you said but that's a goodass image.

I sit on my ass all day eat shit drink 2 litres of soda a day and I top out at 220 pounds given im 5'11 king of manlets im quite shocked anyone can get as fat as him. Maybe its a competiton and im losing.

Eat Corn, Drink Corn all day, every day.

Umm no?
I just find it funny how the janny does it for free
lmao

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