Attention Super Old Fags - Team Tortoise is a go

>t.redditor

Guys relax, play some real video games, let go this silly obsession over a shitty steam mini game.

BIRD UP

Desu

haha y-yeah

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>playing games
>Yea Forums

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how the fuck did we lose last race?! bros

Tortoise boys rise up.
Show me your best tortoise.

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Slow and Steady

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>my turtle bro(ette) died 2 years ago
Fuck everything. I miss my turtle

it still says Corgi won day 3 on my screen
t. /cock/

I wish they randomly assigned teams, I picked pig like a retard

Corgi was originally 5th, yet as the day turned over they turned up number 1 for some reason.
This pic was taken moments before the day ended.

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I still come here for the obscure game threads and game dev threads. Sometimes for the memes if there is a happening.

they just should have done random teams or some other balancing factor to even it out. how can they not think of this? Probably made by the Firewatch(non game walking sim) devs.

Corgi was 1st until about an hour before the race ended when they magically stopped and started moving backwards.

I picked team toitle on day one. Jebposting prepared me for this day. SLOW AND STEADY!

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holy shit that edit

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but went back to first again?

Yeah haha who would ever come here for a long time haha like come on this place is shit you'd have to be some kind of moronic subhuman to endure this for over 12 years haha

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Lets show these young redditors that the Tortoise name mustent be taken lightly!

speak for yourself zoomie

Need more tortoises (turtles are fine too).
Reminder if you pick Corgi, you are 47% more likely to be a registered sex offender.

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Teamwork makes the dream work

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Cringe and zoomerpilled

Yea Forums! HURRY UP AND PIERCE YOUR STAND WITH THIS ARROW!!!

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I already picked team birb, suck it.

>Reminder if you pick Corgi, you are 47% more likely to be a registered sex offender.
That sounds like an argument to pick corgi

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CHIRP CHIRP motherfucker

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Nah, go with cockatiel, it won me a game.

>admitting that you're a redditor

Slow and steady wins the race, they say.

>event engineered to get hundreds of thousands of goyim to arbitrarily spend more money in the store on the on the slim chance that they'll be one of the chosen few to win a free game
>only real "benefit" is getting $5 back after spending $150
>valve cleverly using manufactured camaraderie/rivalry to pit the goyim against one another
>everyone is falling for it, hook line and sinker

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>Cockatiel: *Teleports Behind You* Nothin' personnel, kid

No but seriously, it'd be cool to see Tortoise to win.

But then again, isn't Josuke afraid of turtles/tortoises?

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>You can actually get 3 free games based on what's at the top of your wish list

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>only real "benefit" is getting $5 back after spending $150

While i agree with your other points you earn coins by playing games and getting achievements, cheevos are not active until you idle in the game for 30 mins sadly so you surely have enough to get a few £5 off vouchers which are great.

based! I love team metokur too XD

>Tfw Rimworld and Factorio are not on sale because the creator doesn't want them to be but you respect their decision anyways because they don't want to be corrupted by the goyim nature of Steam

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It all makes sense now...

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Ok everyone. What are your top 3 games from your wish list if you manage to win in whatever team you're on?

Earning points doesn't give you coins, using the points to boost gives you coins and the total amount you can boost is almost entirely tied to how much money you spend. The only concession is 100 free boost capacity daily, which is fucking nothing since you need 15000 for a discount

We in the lead baby

>SLOW AND STEADY CHADS RISE UP

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>Grand Prix in a nutshell

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Its rigged, pig wins tomorrow

Watch it happen

once I realized this I completely gave up, I thought it was going to reset the points every day so I could get like 13k a day but no it's going to be like 13k total over the course of the whole event. I really think anyone who says they're getting multiple $5 off things is lying.

and I still bought both after pirating them first long ago. I saw that they're good and could be played for an extremely long time.

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I can't prove it to you, but you can get more than one discount. Haven't tried if you can stack them though.

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That's a turtle.

>I thought it was going to reset the points every day so I could get like 13k a day but no it's going to be like 13k total over the course of the whole event.
you're shitting me right?

>mad cause your dick is smaller
cope half shell.

Since Originalfags like me are still stuck here, there's obviously no reason there wouldn't be oldfags and newer trash.

What honestly compels people to lie on the internet?

FUCKING MUTTS, YOU TOLD ME CORGI WAS A SAFE BET, HOW COULD YOU FUCK THIS UP?

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What made you think that the queen's dog was capable of playing video games or even winning a race against someone who takes it slow and has fictionally been proven to show that he (the turtle) won against the canonically fastest character (hare; 37 mph) despite the cockatiel (30 mph) being capable of flying over and all that?

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Reminder that Flash fought against the Road Runner, Marvin the Martian, and Speedy Gonzales one time.

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team cock, show me your best birbs

First Steam then the world.

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honestly what kind of idiot would come here everyday for the past 7 years hahaha

I haven't posted on Yea Forums in 10 years

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