Ninja Theory has peaked

I can't wait, this, BattleToads, and Gears 5 almost ruined Microsoft's conference for me.

worse, you're a straight white male

Microsoft had a conference? Could've sworn it was Cdprojekt Red's showcase with a bunch of xbox indies on the side

It’s almost harvesting season

>Seething Snoy tranny pedo
Cope, other than that I watched it for PSO2, Tales, George R. R. Martin's game, and Halo Infinite.

How did you even find those tweets?

Do ugly people have worse taste in video games?

Spoken like a true faggot.

NO FOOT FETISHIZERS

They have the worst taste in everything.

Here you go bro.

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>PSO2
confirmed coming to PS4 later
>tales
we know its going to be multiplat
>elden ring
don't even need to say it
>halo after bungie left

yeah no, microsoft sucked chunks this year

Based retard

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so what do people who adore loli and shota characters look like?

>t. hamplanet
go for a jog fatty

>the fatass turns into a FUCKING CYBORG BIKE

This is so fucking hilariously stupid I can't even be mad at it. It's ridiculous, it's stupid, I can't help but giggle at the thought. Godspeed, fatass bike cyborg. Ride into the sunset like the beautiful abomination you are.

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Last two Halo games after Bungie left one released in 2009, the other in 2010 both sucked donkey ass and proved that it was time for Bungie to fuck off. I thought Bungie were getting better after the disappointment that was Halo 2, guess I was wrong. I forgot Flight Simulator also got my interest.

>bet u didnt even no that

Imagine being pathetic enough to go through Twitter to find this shit.

*before

They don't have taste in anything. They just complain about it.

>Queer, genderfluid, non binary LGBTBBQ+
>Every single time is some fatfuck.

What they are putting on food?

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Is tranny an insult on v now? They are perfectly normal people imo

Imagine being pathetic enough to post anything on twitter.

We need to unleash live bears back into civilization. Most people will be able to get out of the way, but all the fat piece of shit in the way bloatware-in-human-form people will be eaten by the bears

I dont see how this is bad. It's only homicide if they're important

It's pretty creative, not gonna lie, it sounds like the premise for some obscure nes/snes japanese game

Very very weak bait, even salt would spice this up.

Am I a bad person if I don't like her design?

nobles swerve

Literally a peasant

It's a low-end beta male using SJW bullshit to assign special significance to their life. Otherwise they'd be faced with the reality they're a no-life incel like 80% of Yea Forums

They hate taste because it's why people don't like them

>sapphic
>he/him

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272155.422 grams trans fat

You think that's bad OP, check out these dorks. They look like total SJW cucks. Look at that literal basedboy in the back.

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>fat positive
>no fat fetishizers
You're gonna have to pick one. Not many people think positively about ham planets unless they have a kink for them

>no fat fetishizers
>is fat as fuck
>is fetishizing a fictional fat character

At this point I can’t even get mad or laugh. It’s just tired and sad

>NO FAT FETISHIZERS
>Is fat positive

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Not necessarily.

>Battleborn
>Lawbreakers
>Battlefield5
>Apex Legends
Bleeding Edge™ is the next victim of "woke" character design. Godspeed Ninja Theory on your quest to find eternal peace.

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I like buttercup not sexualy but looks fun and hilarious reminds me of that fat chick from borderlands 2

How many kotaku and polygon articles will shill this game when it dies in a week of release?

i'm still mad about battletoads

yes and you would think with videogames being escapism they would want to play as an attractive character.
same reason a paraplegic would want an able body character.

The virgin Ninja Theory
vs
The chad Team Ninja

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the character would actually be a lot more better if it was a muscular mad max rip off

I dunno looks like a bunch of cool guys to me

Fat ugly character design is sort of funny, but for the exact opposite reason that OP's pic wants it for. Reminds me of Lucy from Q3A

this is a good fat character.

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Is it a prerequisite for coders to be awkward and artistically robot-like?
My friend's bro is a coder and I swear he's always behaving exactly like early Carmack, he even does this same face in photos.

how the fuck is ninja theory still in business? have they ever made a good game?

They have a motion capture studio that they rent to others. Not sure if Microsoft own it now when they bought ninja theory

I don't even know what that means do they make new words for their mental illness every year or what?

>is actually fat for a personal philosophy regarding his fighting style
Bob is cool a fuck.

They make mobile games.

exactly. speed and weight!
hes not just a fat blob. hes fucking fit too. not just a fat slob like whatever abomination OP is talking about that requires fucking wheels to move around.

>it IS a great day for hay
>what's it to ya

>no fat fetishizers
>hurr durr don't get aroused by person's attribute
I mean BBW-fags have horrid taste, but it's fucking incredible how many prudes the internet has drawn out when it comes to something as natural as sex. Shit sounds as dumb as muscle fetishizers, people are gonna get turned on by whatever.

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AT THE BEACH!

> Otherwise they'd be faced with the reality they're a no-life incel like 80% of Yea Forums
At least I can fap to incredibly hot anime babes

Bob is husband material.

Does anyone have an in-game upskirt of Tifa?

Id cum in you dude

cringe
based

I'd literally kill myself if I were a manlet juicer.

Sapphic is another word for lesbian

Why is Apex Legends in that list when it seems to have done fairly well? It wasn't the fortnite killer everyone thought it would be, but I'd say it's the second most popular console battle royale.

Now all that's left is for Pynchon to sue them.

based generic fantasy dude

They are just saying the same shit we say!

>hot guy hitting at her (for whatever reason)
fat positive
>ugly guy hitting at her
FAT FETISHIZER

You look like a questgiver that'd have the player defend your sheep from wolves.

based

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>I'M MAD THAT PEOPLE LIKE A THING I DON'T LIKE
I don't give a rat's ass about this game, but you don't see me making threads obsessing over literal whos on Twitter because they dare to have opinions about a video game.

Extremely based.

We'll never have the same Dark Queen as we did back in the '90s. Now we have a shitty SJW Nickelodeon rip-off for söyböys to enjoy. If they thought the target audience for this franchise was kids then they thought wrong. Very. Fucking. Wrong.

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Sell me 60kg of deer meat faggot

There's a new Genesis Climber Mospeada video game?

That's because he's a BLOATMAXXER

if I wasn't a chubbychaser I would be fucking digusted by this design, legitimately looks like an abomination from Hellraiser

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Based

i do hope you have taken the opagan pill and arent larping behind some abrahamic desert cult.
atheism is fine as well. since you dont look like a california degenerate.

Not content with making a terrible DMC game, Ninja Theory has now moved on to making a terrible Anarchy Reigns. Godspeed Tameme. Don't stop until you've made horrible versions of every action game on the market.

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w2c tanktop

>No Fat Fetishizers
Teehee don't hit on me, silly boys

based tutorial village npc

That sentence doesn't make sense, because that's undeniably the best thing. I think you made a typo.

You are hot dude i will let you fuck me any day

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I don't understand this game it looks like a joke

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Remember when they said they weren't coming after your video games

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>westacuck devs

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This is what happens when you keep delaying Bannerlord

not gonna lie. buttercup makes me nut. rip in peace my internet cred.

When did tech in the US went from weebs and DnD players to HAES and sojaboys?

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d-damn he cute...

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Certain personality types are drawn to certain fields. And looks somewhat dictate personality. The only options for awkward looking guys are become funny, or become smart.

He based

Feel like I've seen you before, did you attend university in Malmö?

based village gay

gimme a quest bro

How do I achieve the peasant look Yea Forums?

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Damn, it's true.

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>be born in scandinavia
>fall for 2016 internet memes
>LARP

>pagans
>not LARPing
neopaganism is one giant LARP, user.

Ninja Theory don't make my video games so honestly this is the best case scenario. NT continues to pump out trash like they always have, my life is unaffected.

good shit, made my day

I'm actually Russian.

This is some Battleborn vs Lawbreakers shit here.

you look like you play heroes 3 all day

Damn, you look Swedish as fuck.

This game is gonna be dead in the water just like Battleborn. Why Ninja Theory developed this, whi fuckin knows.

That's because western Russians are white, while eastern past Ural Russians got more asian admixture.

CROPS

nice watnik.

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>who cares
You do if you're shaming others for not conforming to your archaic beauty standards.

>archaic beauty standards

>archaic beauty standards.
lol, everyone love whites except for non-white americans and their whoreslaves

they're not archaic if they're relevant at this very moment, moron

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You look great

Oh look, it's another Battleborn/Lawbreakers.
I guess this is a new trend now, every Western company needs to make a failed multiplayer shooter with ugly characters aimed exclusively at the Tumblr audience.

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based

mount and blade village npc

Sapphic comes from Sappho. A lesbian poet.

This is peak character design

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Stop samefagging your own post.

I refuse to believe Yea Forums has fallen so far, that we're giving attention whores pats on the back.

>this thread is still up
>innocent left 4 dead 2 thread deleted because it said "WHIIRRR" in the OP and that triggered a PTSD response in janny's head

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Join the 40%

>t. man of noble descent

Blocked.

He's /fa/ as fuck too
>Street Fighter tried to add a fat fuck with Rufus but nobody gives a damn about him
>Bo Rai Cho and Bod are actually well liked
What ever happened to E.Honda it feels like he fell of the face of the Earth

>that pic
Not my thing, but I also have degenerated fetishes, so I can understand.

>OI, YOU A WITCHMAN?

How blue pilled of this guy, he made no mention of how it will be brought about by women.
How women will want to change beauty standards to suit their feelings instead of having to change themselves.
No man thinks being a fat is being a real man but plenty of women do think being fat is being a "real" woman.
As a result he is completely wrong about gyms which men frequent but right about fad binge books which women are the predominant consumers of.
All he had to do is add women's and men's differences into his prediction and he could have been a hundred percent right.

the left is a cancer

And by left I mean west

BASED NORDIC GENES.
AFTER I'M DONE I'LL PULL YOUR CART TOO.

>fat positive
OOF
Enjoy your premature death!

I didn't know Megas XLR took place in the tekken universe

bruh...

I like the design

I like Rufus

Japan did it better

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Why God gave nukes to Americans but they don't use it anymore?

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>ctrl+f "kinetica"
>0 results
fuck all of you

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>BattleToads
that made me realize that not all people deserve to have human rights

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you look like a bear snack

Okay, except you're presuming the logic behind his character is sound. It is not. Bob does acrobatic Karate, and you cannot do acrobatic Karate (which is inherently ineffective in a street fight, as trying to do a backflip kick will have you eating dirt faster than you can say American stereotype). Speed and weight are both important, but you would not have speed with that much fat. Muscle weighs more than fat dipshit, and even if you could move around with all that fat, you'd get worn out exponentially quicker. Basic fucking math: more mass, more energy output.

Now fuck off you Harada dick-riding troglodyte.

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>NO FAT FETISHIZERS
>*fetishizes fat people*

??????

lmao

Nigger it's a video game with angel-demons that shoot eye lasers and break dance fighting old men.

this is how you make me buy your game

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Why does Yea Forums suddenly hate trans folks? I've always thought we were very accepting of traps. Also kind of funny how they are always white, like me and you

Ill take a hilly billy any time over a morbid obese dyke that alredy hates me because i am a man and believes im a patriach rapist and also inferior to her at the same time. At least the hilly billy is not going to fuckign get over me if i dotn mess with him lesbian fatty in the other hand already hates me.

witnessed

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>I refuse to believe Yea Forums has fallen so far, that we're giving attention whores pats on the back
top kek, that's a good one

Traps are self confident people havinhg fun and have dicks dicks, trannies have perpetually open wounds that pales in comparison to the hole in their heart they're trying to fix with surgery.

No one would ride her so she turned into a bike (and people still don't want to ride her) lmao.

>implying only Yea Forums hates trannies
>implying only on Yea Forums trannies are hated
>implying worldwide trannies aren't hated

based viking

Henry's come to see us!

Honestly not bad looking

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>all those question marks
Why do faggots do this shit?

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I only mind how the character behave, I'm ready to accept weird trans shit. They got me.

Straight outta Praven

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