CORGICHADS WINS AGAIN

>ALL THOSE PEOPLE SAYING CORGI GOT 5TH PLACE AND LOST

OH NO NO NO NO NO

CORGIBROS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

REDDITCHAN IS GONNA HAVE A REAL BAD TIME

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>neck and neck for second place
>end up behind the two teams in fourth and fifth within the last two minutes
I give up.

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>nobody posting that they won free games
hmmm

The rankings are in reverse

They are winning, for now....

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even when corgi loses they win

STOP SPENDING MONEY ON THIS RACE

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lmao

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Friendly reminder that fucking around with the race and going "OH NO NO NO NO" for fun is totally cool, but spending any amount of money whatsoever with the express purpose of participating in the race is absolutely retarded.
Shitpost responsibly.

WE GOT TOO COCKY COCKBROS
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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Soon

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TURTLE FAGS GO HOME!

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This

My shitposting has gradually caused me to actually become emotionally invested
Send help

>corgi nigger has an aneurysm while false flagging
unsurprising

THIS IS RIGGED SHIT

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>corgi is still last
>pig is second
thank god

Well said, PSAnon. This thing's a buggy shitshow anyway.

Cock would've been 3rd either way.

>valve so incompetent the actually put the rankings in reverse and gave games to the fuckers anyway
Jeez.

It was our time bunny bros but now its gone

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So did anyone get any free games?

Friendly reminder that you're being socially engineered and this whole scheme was already prototyped during April Fools
Nothing is real except the shekels you pump into the Steam engine
Beware of Valve shills who will try to encourage reckless participation

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>fail even when you cheat
youtube.com/watch?v=-kA4EDerJpk

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>birds finish on the podium every single day even if this outcome is reverted
get fucked falseflagger

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Damn dude don't be so upset it's just a game.
You guys might win tomorrow!

aah success breeds jealousy

????????????

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CAN'T MOG THE DOG

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Who else is making the switch to Epic? Fuck this event.

A very important message.

cocks are perfectly happy with 3rd

faggy wolf will win it all

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>be corgi
>be told i'll never win a game
>win anyway
lmao

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>Cock in 5th, Pig 4th, Corgi 3rd, Tort 2nd, Rabbit 1st
>Cock now in 3rd, Pig 2nd, Corgi 1st
Makes sense

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YOU CAN'T BEAT CORGICHADS
ESPECIALLY IF ONE MILLION OF US SAVE BOOSTS AND USE THEM LAST SECOND
A STRATEGY THAT CAN'T BE COUNTERED

Thank you based Bog for speaking the truth to these dumbasses.

How do you go from this

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>gets banned for buying three games

>be cock
>finish on podium regardless of fuckery
feels good even though i'll never win anything and i have no money to spend in this sale anyway

*tink* *tink* *tink*
*Ahem*
Just stopping by to remind everyone:
FUCK THE REDDIT MEME DOG.
That is all,
carry on as usual.

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I don't care about any of this shit I'm just mad at niggers who picked corgi thinking it was doge

>corgi got 3x the speed of everyone else
>5th
It's happening again isn't it?

We're still on the podium fucker. Everything's going according to plan

Please, Valve will rig us to lose steadily now, they probably panicked when the realized the Goy were onto the rigging when Corgi got last place so abruptly, not because it got last place (But not really according to standings, but we all were there), but the speed the reversal happened ruining the illusion.

You need to reply to this post if you joined corgi only to spite on Yea Forums

to this?

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to this

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im on corgi but this is the most convoluted fucking shit they've done yet for a sale.

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/joinedcorgiandgotafreegame/ reporting

COCK here, won Rome II total war yesterday.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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cute and funny

I thought the whole point of the race was that you COULD win the game? Why do you keep posting this?

How do you go from this...

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PALLA PELATA

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Valve fucked up their rigging, They changed the percentages of the bars by forgot to change the scoreboard when the next race started.

does boost capacity reset every day or something?
i'm back down to 200 capacity despite spending like a hundred bucks

>tfw will never win anyway

Who cares? This event is garbage.
I'm team Corgi.
I won a free copy of Spore from my wishlist.

reporting in

so how much capacity do i get for buying shit

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j e a l o u s
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Im a poorfag, i aint spending shit

gg ez

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...to this?

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Evolve a Corgi monster and post pics.

yeah, otherwise people would be redeeming a fuck load of discounts

>Corgis still talking shit after discovering they've diluted their chances to actually receive a prize by stacking

Based team tortoise on the rise.

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WHAT THE FUCK VALVE

reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/c6n172/a_breakdown_of_how_the_last_30_minutes_of_the_day/

read the announcement you fucking nigger
if you are active in the first day, you get a 1000 capacity for free
if you are active on the 2nd day as well, you get 2000 capacity for free

you're back down to 200 now because the server is fucked
wait an hour or two and it'll fix itself
steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/1612767708777544444

corgichad feeling good and reporting in

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This event made me hate corgis.

Worse than shitbulls.

It does not reset and fuck anyone who was spreading that false info

>but spending any amount of money whatsoever with the express purpose of participating in the race is absolutely retarded
is it okay if I was going to buy X game when it next went on sale anyway it just so happened to coincide with this shitshow?

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goddamn i knew the discounts were too good to be true

>thousands of Steam users win free copies of Cyberpunk
>nobody actually buys Cyberpunk because everyone already got it for free
>Cyberpunk dies
>the ttrpg Cyberpunk stays niche and doesn't dethrone DnDPathfinder
I'm crying...

shoutout to that absolute chad that got a fucking porn VN as a prize
godspeed

I don't care about getting a prize, all I care about is depriving others of the prize

Get YEETED

That's absolutely okay, user.

just play games idiot

the only thing it's changed for me is that I'm buying what I was going to buy anyway over a few days instead of all at once.

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>I won a single player game
Good for you.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Valve pay for the copies

corgis
the animal for the resident redditor tranny

But by stacking lots of people on one team, you've actually increased team 2 and 3s chances per person of winning a game.

Ergo, the only team you hurt is Corgi because you're just one more useless mouth to feed.

absolutely based

Check gray market sites. Fuck Valve and their incompetence.

Thanks for the free 5 bucks team corgi.

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NO NO NO STOP REPLYING TO HIM, HES CLEARLY A FAT REDDIT NIGGA

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you don't get capacity for playing games, you get points, points that you can't cash out without capacity

Valve is paying full price for the games to give to the winners.

still eternally dabbing on Yea Forums trannies :^)

If you wanted a game and were planning to buy it then that's obviously fine.
Basically, just buy shit that you genuinely wanted, if the first thing that pops into your mind is the event points when you're about to buy something, you should probably reevaluate why you're buying it.

I honestly love the seethe.
>niggers think they can get an easy free ride to the top
>act surprised when they get called out for it

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>people want Cyberpunk 2077
>a single player game
>a DRM-free single player game
>a GOG release which is very easy to pirate with no risk of getting buttcoiner miners or other shit

Why would you waste a free game gift like this? For what purpose?

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TO THIS?

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Team Corgi knows Instant Transmission.

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professional company, lads

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Joined it because Corgis are cool. Replying to you anyway.

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I can't wait for the people who didn't read the blurb claiming that is because of the attacks, when the number shown is after the attacks.

Corgis actual speed in the pic is like ~13000, the ~12200 attacks make it ~700.

It could be Steal Distance, but then should stopped being effective when a team passes Corgi (Because then distance is negative)

THEY MADE TEAMS GO BACKWARDS???

So the results are fucking wrong then.
Turtles and Hares got cucked out of their prize

Because not everyone is an amoral thieving nigger while rationalizing it as not being an amoral thieving nigger constantly.

>Valve unsubtly tries to rig Corgi to be behind everyone else, but still gives them the win
>now suddenly Corgi is in 5th place today
I call shenanigans

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they're raping the dog

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not everyone is a pirate, quite a shock

you get enough capacity to boost your team and go back to cash in points

And here is the image, because i fucked. which should not be surprising seeing how i picked Corgi.

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Cmon man, Pajeets stomach is rumbling.

>Shiteddit
>Blog post writing

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So how do i win a game? Im in Corgi.

>still twice as fast as everyone else
>still last
What even is this game

a singleplayer game that's going to be on GOG, no less

how are corgis 5th? they have the highest speed

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but I'm corgi and I got even a game *dab*

seething poorfag pirate

It doesn't. You only get 100 more from what you had yesterday. The only other way to get more is to buy games, goy.

The two 1000s the other user linked to were just in apology for making a shitty event. There won't be any more unless Valve decides to also apologize for making it look like Corgi was about to lose.

You are too late, now you won't.

Valve's already shown their hand, they're probably rigging Corgi now that there's a full day to hold them back

legit question, why did you intentionally ask for a GOG game?

You get picked as one of the 300 lucky ones, out of a few million.

>Missed the second free 1000 because I didn't bother turning in achievements to fill 100 capacity
Fuck

There is nothing you can do. The winners are randomly selected from the top 3 teams. Don't spend money on this just to win a race. It's a shell game.

they're getting mass slowdowns from everyone else seething.
Wait for corgichads to wake up and skyrocket later though.

Absolutely based.
Even though, i'm a cock.

but they won anyway
i don't understand why the fuck they're complaining

pigbros, are we striking today?

Hail, fellow dogchad.

Depends on your region. It should show on the Driver's Manual section below the Boosting section, at Step 1.

I don't give a shit about this messy race valve, just give me more capacity and coins for free $$$

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What have you turned your wishlists into, lads? I cut everything off that isn't these and ranked accordingly.

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I didn't

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Going by what happened, the display is inverted,
so it should be 1. Corgi, 2. Cock, 3. Turtle, right now.

Be 100 chosen out of the 3,000,000.

It was like that at the end of the previous race and that caused all the non corgi incels to crawl out and shitpost. Corgi still won because of the higher score.

>i don't understand why the fuck they're complaining
now we have proof that valve is trying to rig the race.

Stop asking so many questions okay?

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That's the speed after accounting for slowdowns.

>wasting time with this trash event
just leech on steamgifts if you're poor as shit

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i participated both days and am still stuck on 219 capacity for some reason
i'm guessing the servers are just fucked

I'm getting Cyberpunk on GOG like every non-retard

>WAAAAAAAH

Imagine hating an animal just because other people like it. Imagine taking this """"event"""" seriously like it's a real game where you can strategize and it's not just raffle. I picked dog because I have 3 pet dogs and canines are the best. Have fun being a fedora wearing contrarian for the sake of it and losing. Your only response to this will be reddit and validates that you're only a butthurt contrarian.

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>haven't paid for 99% of my games in 20 years
>only Bethesda and some nerd with no reason to @ me ever get upsetti with me
Feels good man

yes its fucked, I didn't receive my 2k yesterday until 3 hours later

same list but with cuphead instead of dmc 5

REDDITCHADSA IN THE HOOOOOOOOOUSE TONIGHT EVERBYODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

You do have to press "Boost" at least once to apply for the raffle though, Once daily if you want to participate for the Daily Raffles, and your team needs to place 1/2/3 for you to be the pool.

But you can just do it with your "free" 100 raise.

>Imagine hating an animal just because other people like it. Imagine taking this """"event"""" seriously like it's a real game where you can strategize and it's not just raffle. I picked dog because I have 3 pet dogs and canines are the best. Have fun being a fedora wearing contrarian for the sake of it and losing. Your only response to this will be reddit and validates that you're only a butthurt contrarian.
ask me how I know you're new AND reddit

posting my wishlist probably would've helped

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Well it's a step up at least. I like the ASCII.

To support the developer

>Keep Corgi in 5th most of the day
>Autists unleash their moms credit cards to win a meme race
>Absorb all those autism bux and then at the end reveal the standing as they actually were
>Corgi was winning all along anyway
>Valve just wanted Corgi's to spend more money for boosts they didn't need

>points haven't reset
y tho

>Hare has the slowest speed boosts
>they're in first

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t. redditor

OKay so I haven't competed in the race at all and I don't know if I will either, will the game just instantly unlock this number of tokens if i contribute to the race or is this just the 'max capacity'?

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>winning once per 313 attempts
>each win is valued at just over 6 dollars
>82K attempts

I could make more money just going to rev and doing transcription work for Steambux for a couple hours a week.

I, too, support the devs through torrents and good word of mouth.

600 free games a day over 14 days. Assuming literally everyone gets Cyberpunk, that's only 8400. That's not going to put a dent into a game that's likely going to sell millions.

you need to use 14K points to get those tokens

If I don't win it on Steam, I am buying it on GoG, relax. I won't say no to free Cyberpunk on Steam though.

i think the race hud is using wrong calculations

ranks are in reverse

predicting people will call you reddit doesn't make you not reddit

>using GOG
Pretty idiotic.
>choosing GOG over Steam
That's the truest retardation.

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>not pirating bethesda games
I think we call people like you retarded consumers

COCK

WARNING, ONLY COCKATIEL CHADS ARE ALLOWED TO READ THIS:

Reminder that using boosts all at once is a waste. Wait until your speed drops to use another one.

Did you boost or where you only converting points? I think they only count boosting as participation.

>I'm a proud corgi
>but I would have picked another animal if the game wasn't exploitable
post yfw at the end of this event there won't be a permanent corgi reddit badge attached to your steam profile

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>you have reached your max points
>enjoy throwing away 8000 of them
Th-thanks...

is this some new EGS double reverse psychology shilling

>not using both
>not buying CDPR games from their launcher so they get all of the money
I understand not buying multiplats on GoG because there are cases where Steam gets a patch and GoG doesn't etc and if it's multiplayer, you go Steam everytime.

I like to buy old Ultima/Ys games on GoG though.

Its a few more games than that actually.

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Do yourself a favor and read that again please

Visuals are fucked. Ranks are in reverse.

Just scroll down to your previously played games achievements and you should be able to fill it easily.

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People liking dogs existed before reddit. Saying all people who likes dogs is from one website is retarded.

Prove me wrong.

Why the fuck would you use GOG? There’s literally no difference from steam.

boosting, i've done like fifteen boosts over both days

No DRM, brainlet

That's your max capacity but you haven't spent your boost points yet which is what turns them into tokens. Boost your team. If you don't have any boost points, then do the quests.

>participate dutifully in every Steam sale event like this for nearly a decade now
>literally never selected at random in the "selected at random to win"

I know I'm owed nothing and I'm not truly upset by it, but it would be nice for the RNG gods to actually shine on me just once in this regard.

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No reason not to have all of your games library in one place, especially when the best, most convenient store and games catagorizer is Steam.
GOG literally just takes your money for cracked games. You support the industry as much (if you care at all which I don't, our "support" is aatronomically irrelevant) by pirating.

>have enough points from played games to get the $5 off without having bought anything yet
>EY WE HEARD YOUR BOOST CAPACITY'S SHIT GOY, SO NOW YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF EVER REACHING IT BEFORE THE END OF THE SALE OVER A WEEK FROM NOW
Why even make it an option if it literally exists for only people that have been buying shit during the sale in the first place you faggots

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>Just scroll down to your previously played games
Uhhhh....

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Steam doesn’t have DRM

Lol I picked Corgi because I'm dog sitting my cousins dog this week, nobody cares about some imaginary bullshit you're on about.

Ill join reddit for free games :D

>newfags who didnt know about dogs before Reddit.

Yea Forums was better when it was an anime forum.

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Open any game you have any achievements in for 30 minutes.

yes, I'm sure GoG just went to Reloaded and downloaded pirate copies of old games to sell me without the publishers, developers, owners of IP etc. knowing. That's EXACTLY what happened.

NPCorgi badges will be a good way to sort out brainlets. It'll be the "yellow star" of steam.

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nothing is free you fucking commie

Do you literally not play video games or something?

Now here's a try Yea Forumsro

Points aren't the real points you idiot, boost capacity is all that matters. Everything else only exists to obfuscate that.

You have to have recently played it, idle (Or actually play) a game for about a Hour and it should pop up.

>playing steamshit minigames

You solved the mystery of the "people all pick into one thing because they didn't think harder than ten seconds" caper. I guess you could say that Team Corgi was dog piled.

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>Steam doesn’t have DRM
literal retard

Any corgs on my friends list are getting dropped

based

Literally googled team corgi reddit and scrolled down. They have a team tortoise and others. They're not all corgi, just like how a lot of anons here admitted they picked dog too. Make more excuses, be more desperate in your contrarianism, it really just shows how salty you are, mr. fedora.

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>Yea Forums
>cowboy bebop
>not berserk or neon genesis evangelion
literally redd*t

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>there are poorfags, brazilians, chinks and russians who made a new steam account just to join Corgeddit and try to leech free games
jesus fucking christ, I can't believe it

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god i want to fuck bebop so hard amirite fellow weebz?

>caring this much
come on dudes

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of course,I got garry's mod once I saw it is like 2 euros

i just leave SAM "playing" a game for 30 minutes, get its points and use it to be part of the lottery

You're doing God's work, user. The "reddit" boogeyman is getting fucking old. It just serves to replace having to actually defend your statements with logic and that's just terribly depressing after awhile.

>Yea Forums doesn't play video games
color me impressed

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In what way does it
>don’t have to be online to play it
>no extra 3rd party bullshit needed
>games can be downloaded anywhere anytime

Careful, you might slip away the mask that people can have fun on this site.

I've noticed that mine don't actually get thrown away, is it a bug?

based

also, Free Tibet, Winnie The Pooh, and fuck communism.

>Complaining about anime on an anime forum.

Here's the thing: whether a game is DRM'd on Steam is a per-game basis. There's a number of games you can download through it and play offline or even simply copypaste the folders elsewhere and play perfectly fine. Valve and major publishers try to make sure there's an API in there to keep it attached to Steam, but many indie devs and older games don't have that.

So yeah, technically speaking Steam itself isn't DRM.

>what is steamwork

Find out if Cyberpunk 2077 has it or not. Protip:It doesn't have it - meaning free drm on steam

Inb4 it is "inverted" again like the finish was.

Have steam changed how boosts work?

So since Corgi has 70% of steam users, each individual boost for Corgi is weakened to allow for closer competition?

>1% of reddit is tortoise
>Y-YOU SEE, WE ARE NOT R-REDDIT, I SWEAR

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Yeah, same. I've been leeching off old Tropico Achievements for the past 3 days.

Yea Forums has literally been the "anti-reddit" for almost a decade now. I remember when this place used to have its own identity. Reddit doesn't think about us at all yet there's not a single thread here that doesn't mention Reddit. Fuck I hate it so much.

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what the fuck is with all the corgi salt
they win, and they complain that it's rigged?

>yesterday I could redeem 2,8k points
>today I can only redeem 100
What the fuck? This event is fucking gay.

If having to launch Steam to laumch your game counts as DRM, which is untrue anyway, but then what is having to launch GOG to launch a game on GOG?
GOG is literally exactly the same, except with worse sorting options, no safety method for if GOG crashes and burns, worse prices, and selling literally cracked games anyway. It lacks the convenience, usage, automation, community, etc etc.
You're an absolute idiot if you use GOG over Steam.

Bro, dude, man, I already unfriended 7 of my steam friends because of that retarded mark. It's the same thing as having a VAC ban on your profile now.

If thats true then thats something i learned today
If not, it will be a fart in a tornado

WAITO PIGGU GO HOME

Day of the Leash is coming corglet.

aw she's smiling :)

they do use cracked games for a few games that aren't available through any other means. Whoever owns the IP does get a cut, though, obviously.

yeah it was 2ez4us so it's getting kinda boring *yawn* *dab*

i think the servers are totally fucked right now, wait a few hours

Oh no, it's almost as if there are different people?!
And here's how I know you're new and a redditor:
>the fact that you replied
>original post file name
>obsessive need for prove and validate yourself
>mentioning "contrarian" & "fedora" several times
>literally seething from being called out

bebop was 20 years ago you nigger and that fucking dog did like one thing worth mentioning in entire series

BASED

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They gave capacity boosts on the first two days as an "apology". Now every subsequent day will have the intended 100 points of capacity boost. You are literally forced to either buy more games or turn points into capacity if you want to actually get more points/tokens.

It's steam choking everyone not constantly buying games to increase their maximum point count so they can redeem more achievo points and race harder.

>dog piled.
you cheeky motherfucker

dudes come on
it means nothing
were still friends right?

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You're probably over 20 and haven't done anything worth mentioning so I'd be careful about throwing stones on a glass house.

>i browsed reddit
HAHAHAHAHAAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

it figures steam drones don't even understand how gog works, lmaoing at you right now

COCKatiel is actually team Yea Forums, you retard.
Turtle is team frog/wojack posters, who are just an even more retarded branch of redditor.

QUICK CORGI CHADS LETS GET IT

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you don't have to touch GOG to launch a game outside of the initial download

You can just download the .exe and install GOG version on 1000 PCs without ever using a launcher. You can't do the same for Steam, it's DRM itself.

Fuck, user. I'm preemptively calling this a blow out.

>what is diminishing return

>all those idiots wasting their shit on corgi already
No wonder we keep winning with only brainlets as enemies

Yea Forums doesn't have a fucking team, stop speaking for people who aren't yourself you brainless shit flinging apes.

Whats all this nonsense then

W H E R E

Wow that's fucking retarded. Guess I'll just buy shit from G2A then.

What is this?

what the fuck is this

POST YOUR TEAMS THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=gOqblSqx_VI

A bait? I can't find this shit

Is everyone going to be given a head start? Is that how they'll balance?

This event is random and Valve is playing all of you like a damn fiddle

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That's just it you fucking retard, you DON'T need to use gog's launcher if you don't want to.

already claimed dumbass
you snooze you lose

There are indeed some games that opt out of Steam's DRM despite releasing there.
steam.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_DRM-free_games

Yes of course! Now get in the gas cham- I mean corgi shower.

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Unless you show us your dick, even it is a microdick, or ugly, disfigured one (thanks to (((circumcision))))

I feel like that bag is straight out of Yakuza.

How do I join a team?

How do you turn points into capacity? I've been going on a SAM spree and now have an absurd amount of points.

Technically GOG is DRM-free yeah, but to download your games in the first place you need to download their launcher, compared to just being able to install games off their site like you used to. It's not as 100% no hassle as some make it out to be, but having no real DRM on the games involved once you've downloaded them is the selling point.

The list confirms that Witcher 3 is a DRM-free on steam. This tells us that cyberpunk 2077 would be DRM-free on steam.

Manually adjusting the scores based on real-time metrics collected from social media is anything but random

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And?
We live in a world where it's harder to not have internet connection than having it. If you can't access Steam, you can't access GOG anyway.
That said, you don't need an internet connection to play on Steam. You're just embarrassing yourselves now.

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we are full fuck off

You gotta hand over your shekels to steam to get more capacity.

you will get free 100 caps from Valve everyday. This may sound not much. Just buy few games to increase your cap

>tfw have 5 accounts with one in each team

store.steampowered.com/grandprix/rules

>In the event of sabotage, acts of God, terrorism or threats thereof, computer virus or other events or causes beyond the Valve’s control, which corrupt the integrity, administration, security or proper operation of the Steam Grand Prix 2019, Valve reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to modify, cancel or suspend the Steam Grand Prix 2019.
>Valve reserves the right to amend these rules or to terminate the Steam Grand Prix 2019.
Can't Valve just end this shitshow? What if enough people refund or something?

>but to download your games in the first place you need to download their launcher
Wrong. They made the big download button lead to GOG Galaxy but the section below that is the usual installer.

God damn, you are retarded. You don't need to need to download the launcher at all.

>GOG is LITERALLY THE SAME as Steam
>no it isn't
>LOL WHO CARES

>t.Gaben

so does the capacity renew?

Well, yeah, just because you win doesn't mean you can't call out bullshit for what it is, no matter how you slice it the ending of the last race was fucked because the situations that occurred do not play nice with eachothers. Between Corgi turning dead Last in a hour in spite of a consistent lead and higher modifier the whole day, the finish apparently being inverted to the results, and Corgi ending up winning JUST as the bitching form the 70% started reeks of Damage Control because they pushed Corgi down too abruptly. that is not going into the random 1x fuckery in Race 2 that affected every team.

Trying to pretend there aren't shitfingers in the pie is dumb even if you get a untainted slice at this point. And sides, Corgi gonna lose today since this time they are making sure Corgi is dead last right from the start and not just the final 15 minutes.

>not going corgi with all of them.
look at this brainlet ahahaha

FUCK CORGIGGERS
FUCK C UCKATIEL
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK MODS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK VALVE

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I am wondering about it too.

No, you just get 100 additional daily for "free".

The absolute STATE

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>make an event that appears to be thinly veiled pay to win in order to boost sales
>with web design 101 skills the outcome actually appears to actually be arbitrary
Is Valve playing 1D chess or 5D chess, I can't tell.

You're putting a lot of effort into this

why did I get 2000 extra capacity out of nowhere?

apology capacity for fucking up the contest first two days

Well, it is. And I still don't care. The fact stands that GOG is utterly pointless and I laugh at you for using it when a far superior option has existed for a decade longer.

>PTHC is literally the only thing you can make out of event letter emoticons
what did valve mean by that?

Calling people you don't like reddit doesn't make them reddit.

DROPPED

retard

>to download your games in the first place you need to download their launcher
no you don't, you're just getting fooled by the big shiny button

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They are playing 2D Mobage.

what the fuck is this

Dude
It's a stupid steam sale game. The teams literally might as well be 1 2 3 4 5
This is getting sad, are you okay?

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It took two minutes Corgigger
Unlike you lot I didn't spend a single cent on this.

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>Twf gonna get another thousand for free because valve fucked up again.

They hired Ray Romano, it can't be helped.

fucking lol

just need 4,000 more apology capacity for me to afford my $5 discount

Hell yes! We did it pigbros!
Say, if I were to win a game for the day that just finished would I have got it already?

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I can hardly imagine how much you must have been seething to make such an image.

Hmmmmmm

Would someone explain what the fuck this reddit tier bullshit is and why it's been spammed on the board for a week now?

They don't. Spend more money, goyim.

yes, you'd have gotten an email

it is probably turduck.

>500 points shy of my $5 coupon
>don't want to actually buy anymore games
This sucks!

have sex

pls no bully
i just like the animal
i dont care about this squabbling
pls dont leave me

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>tfw still haven't received apology boost and my capacity is sitting at 100

the only winner is me going from profile level 27 to 140 in an hour on steam while people took years to reach it, this event is trash and broken, how will steam ever recover from this.

no
gargle cum and lurk more

>everything i cant understand at a glance is reddit

wow thanks valve

this event is a firedumbster

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>when you fit nowhere socially irl, so you have to pretend you do online
>inb4 hurr projection

I GOT ONE TOO DUDE! CORGI4LIFE

SEETHING DOG FUCKER
AHAHHAHHAHAHA

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>tfw only leveled 10 times through the free capacity because i dont want to buy anything this sale

Wait, so my points don't refill everyday? I only get a max of 10k points throughout the whole event?

>tfw will never win anything
why do i even care?

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>straight from reddit
nice job lying

Just wait 5 more days, based retard.

been part of team that gets the free games
>not the random player that gets the games

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You get a grand total of 100 points per day.

Obviously fake. Why go through the effort to edit the Reddit winner from yesterday? Fucking loser.

i'm not saying i win you dumb retard

this event is a dumbsterfire

>Corgibrainlets ran out of most of their points in day 1

>he leveled up
lol imagine having a steam level above 50

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SPEND MONEY

See

Yes, unless you spend more money.

Do they carry over to the next day or use them or lose them?

about 100 for each dollar its pretty shit and dont buy a game just for the capacity

Fuck off

that's fucking lame

reddit is fucking embarassing

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I see that it says here on your CV that you joined team Corgi. Tell me about that.

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Carries over.

I boosted from 26 to 100 just because. Feels neat. I like the gray border and I'm suddenly on top of most friendslists which gives me an epeen boost.
Don't care for drops or showcases.

I was young and foolish.
Please don't throw me out like the last 12 interviewers did.

i'm using this event to get games that you can no longer buy and ones that are banned in my country.

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welp, didn't get an email
but hey, we're on top of the bunnies in the general ranking anyway

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good luck user

Imagine being that bitter no life degenerate who took his time and and made this. Unironically end your life, subhuman.

jesus christ, being an eurocuck must be hard, stay strong there my dude

>release date: coming soon
???

Good idea.

what dystopian wasteland do you live in?

no you're not, check the rules lol they have to be purchasable

the fuck, just pirate

It's probably his job
Think about it, the only one who benefits from encouraging this retarded "rivalry" is Valve

>Mfw I found this out from Yea Forums and immediately went team Corgi for the easy free game
Yea Forums's been dead for years and I no longer feel any sense of loyalty to it's rotten corpse.

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that won't work

Nope, you got one question out of 20 wrong so you're unemployable garbage.

Except they only award the first game that can be purchased, read the fucking rules.

nope, people have gotten Cyberpunk

You'll just get Cyberpunk. They give the highest. Put Dark Souls and Condemned higher and, if it's not a valid loophole, they'll just pass over it and give you Cyberpunk.

unironically but sadly based and redpilled

>Condemned is banned in your country
The fuck? That sucks.

>implying you can win games that the publisher doesn't greenlight

they have to be purchasable, you won't get PtD

but I'll buy Condemned for you right now, post profile

By rejecting Yea Forums's contrarian nature you are in fact embracing the ultimate contrarianism.

>have 7 accounts
>got 2 games
Corgichads are the best

You can pre-purchase it right now

because you can purchase cyberpunk

Because it's purchasable.

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CP2077 is purchasable, are you retarded?

Based Turtle chad dabbing on the Corgifags

Based chinabro fighting the system.

Based

That's cynical pragmatism, not contrarianism you dummy

Im gonna drop you
Re-add you
and then drop you again
And the next dog i see is only gonna get 2 pats and a "good boy" instead of 4 pats and a "who's a good boy?, thats right you are"

I'm not even mad. I just enjoy the spectacle.

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Hello plebbit. Why don't you go back there?

What the fuck is even the point oof steam levels? I've been using Steam since 2005 and have never been able to figure out what they are for.

alright steamcommunity.com/id/cheekycunts/ thanks man
wait why are my achievements at 0%?

Aka spend 70 euros for 7000p to be halfway.

epoints and idiots actually pay money for them

since you asked, it's the mythical and purely christian fantasy land of no bully known as krautistan. i still have no clue what they had against violence considering the fucked up porn we produce.

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Idk and I don’t care, I just did it to dab on the cucks that spent money through the years on that pointless shit

About the only relevant thing is that you're more likely to get booster packs which you can sell for free money.

Other pointless perks include showing up higher on your friend's friends lists, having more Showcases to pimp your profile page with, and having a big shiny number. Easy system to ignore but some people take it seriously because of e-peen.

supposedly higher level gets you more chance at drops
but given that cards are like ten cents a pop max on the marketplace i stopped caring about getting them

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cope reddit dog

Why do you take up such an issue with an obvious observation?

I don't get how this works, why is pig not no 1 right now?

>Corgi is the most popular team on Yea Forums and Reddit
Corgis are just better than the other animals.

>look at how much I care about looking like I don't care

shiiiiet can't even gift it if it's not available in your region

wew

try buying a 3rd party key and sned it to me, htat should work i hope. if not i'll just grab a torrent.

>never got a badge despite joining team Cock
I guess it cant be helped

SEETHING sore losers.
Also not liking dogs - the most virgin taste in animals. Stay virgin.

>I-I'M NOT REDDITTTT
it's ok corgi

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>liking an half dog

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Youre an idiot if you chose team 4chin. No one spends money here which is the only thing that matters.

think you're outta luck on the "someone else buys it," friend. Sorry to get your hopes up.

All you anons were making fun of us pig players.
Well who is laughing now?

alright, thanks for trying.

...

We are. We're laughing swinebro.

still us lmao

You ever wonder why people hate you for not conforming and bringing your bad habits with you? Maybe it's because of that and not because of your super special taste in pets.

This.
I stopped caring about people's opinions here some time around 2012.
Reddit still sucks, but Yea Forums is shit and is only good for shitposting.

pigs are bro imho
t. tortoise

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ITT: good goys

the majority picked Corgi though

>only spent money on a game I was going to buy anyway sale or not
>already got a free game and a $5 coupon
eat me

>I'm criticizing others for the tiny dopamine hit I get
(You)
This should really get him going!

Except you have a much lower chance to get a game in the stacked team since prizes have fixed amounts and now they are throttling the reddit dog so you're doubly fucked.

>inb4 hurr durr rates don't go up over 50

yeah they do actually, at rank 100 you have a 200% drop rate, at 200 you have a 400%, and so on
I was one of the people who glitched their levels to 20000 and i got booster packs every several MINUTES

lol

Imagine taking a shitty Steam minigame with broken mechanics and clearly misleading graphs THIS seriously
Imagine shitposting for a team that's going to lose anyway because Steam doesn't want the team with the most players to lose
Imagine being a good goy and spending money on shitty cheap games just to add a miniscule amount of points to your team which, as i said, is going to either win anyway or lose anyway
>imagine screeching reddit at people you don't like the whole day long
FUCKING
IMAGINE

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>steam kikery flagging now that the entire system has been thrown into suspicion
>"de goys werent supposed to figure it out for at least annudah week, oi vey dats what we get for hiring h1b poos to code our events!"

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>friend buys cyberpunk for its full price
>instantly credited with 40k points
>jumps from level 10 steam level to level 80
what the fuck

imagine typing all of that while everybody is shitposting and having fun

cope

>mfw leveled up 20 levels because of KF2 achievements and I'm now over level 100
I knew playing on Hell on Earth on every single map wasn't a waste of time.

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some r*dditor apparently somehow datamined the number of people with dog badges vs everyone else with other animal badges. no idea if its accurate but if it is it only proves how low effort valve was (what a shock) for letting everyone pick a team instead making it random like summer adventure.

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I wouldn't call faggots out for reddit shit if they stopped making threads or just posting images that are from there.

>all those salty non corgichads
just kys incels ahahah

LMAO DOGFAGS BTFO

based, i didn't even know booster packs were a thing, until i read a thread on Yea Forums yesterday, i went from 25-50, and i spent like $13, and earlier i got a booster pack drop

Just imagine. This event single handedly made someone out there legitimately despise Corgis. Fucking imagine.

A Corgi could have been hurt by some unhinged autist.

I dunno, everyone seems pretty butthurt to me. No idea how that can be fun.
also
>defending steam
Gabe and his shitty event can go down the drain for all i care

What happens when you claim your max points and can't boost anymore? Are you just fucked for the rest of sale?

>cocks are somehow behind pigs despite having a higher boost speed
>cocks are somehow behind hares despite having a higher boost speed an a significantly smaller attack minus

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CORGI WAS /OURTEAM/
I'M NOT A FUCKING NORMIE MCNORMALFAG
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT SHUT UP

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If you want more you gotta spend money goyim.

>bird bro
>hit three 0.03% chances
>no free games
it's rigged so that I don't get games

I won twice with corgi on 2 of my 7 accounts. Get dabbed on incel

I dont want more, only wondering what happens. Since you can't boost anymore does that remove you from the potential winners pool each day?

I think so, yes.

>debasing myself for the slim chance of scraps is fun!
I wish the internet was segregated

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Though you will get 100 free everyday so you can still participate I guess.

Eat shit corgniggers

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Should I just boost once a day, or should I spend all my boosts? How does this shit work?

Another first place win I see.

do I have to finish the match in tf2 to get the points or some shit, wtf

>one upcoming triple A game of your choice fo' free
>scraps

It's not like they're going to run out of games to giveaway, I bet if every driver on the team could get a free game people would be spending way more.

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Whatever place corgi is in = winning position.

You're not being ironic are you
Good lord

60 bucks for free is a lot of money for most people

>mfw pig chad with highest win chance

How does it feel being a huge normie faggot dog with 1/10 of my chances of winning.

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Anyone else miss those janky GOG sales where they'd have a featured deal that had to be bought a certain amount of times before they'd do the next one, and there was always a handful of games that came up again and again and again to hold up the sale hours if not days. I miss those.

how many levels does 9k tokens buy? and no i'm not spending anymore to get the discount

not finishing on the podium guarantees a 0% win chance. if you really want free videogames you go team cockatiel.

I miss flash sales.

They're gonna pay games' publishers, though. Let's take basic amerifat $60 for Cyberpunk which seems to be on everyone's wishlist, and multiply by the number of corgi participants from >468435367

147 million dollars, that's how much Valve would have to pay to CDPR, and that's just one game, and only for one team.

i got like 4 games they're all over the store lol

12 year olds aren't allowed on Yea Forums

>inb4 the results are totally different from what's being shown on the page like the last race
I fully expect corgi to end up in first again and cock to end up in the top 3 again.

>click a single button to join a team
>hope it wins to get a free $60 game
>WTF WHY ARE YOU REDUCING YOURSELVES?! GOD I WISH THE INTERNET WAS SEPARATED SO I ONLY TALK TO SMART PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF

90

>REDUCING YOURSELVES
Wow it really becomes clearer and clearer what sort of people are dragging this place down.

lol

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>$60 isn't a lot of money to spend on one videogame
good to be you I guess

>if you really want free videogames you go team cockatiel.
This, won one yesterday and thanks to user that convinced me not to jump on reddit corgi bandwagon and go for smaller team (less people to compete against) that wins podiums.

90 badge levels yeah, but what's the amount of xp that contributes your actual account level?

Feel free to point out the problem with what I said.

>doesn't understand the concept of banter
>while being on Yea Forums
why are you even here then, faggot

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9k

it doesn't matter what the teams are called
if one team has 10x more users than the others, then that team is clearly the reddit team

All the races from here on out are rigged. The first two were most likely legitimate, and then the 3rd race and this one are blatantly rigged.

Keep posting this

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>we're back to 100 boost capacity
that's it valve was a mistake

>back to
This event really is the retard exposer that keeps on giving.

>rich as fuck friend wins a game
>he's in the fucking corgi team

Why

no, it's jsut that Valve made it that you can steal boost now and whoever is in first gets more boost stolen.
Because Corgi is always #1 they will awlays get boost stolen.´This his why Corgis are no longer winning by a big margin

No, its rigged user. Did you not see Hare and Tort in race 3 WAY out in front and then suddenly the results are Corgi, Pig, and Cock?

>rich as fuck friend wins a game
Hint: It's one of the words in that sentence

This tribalist shit is not banter faggot
It's shitflinging at it's very core
Same shit happened with Easter

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it doesnt update live i think. Also people learned to save boosts for the ending of the race to surprise others.

Imagine defending this joke of an event after them publicly apologizing and screwing up the next day again or you weren't around during the end of the race when Corgi became 5th in the last minute and won anyway? Valve cucks are fucking pathetic.

That pig came in second confuses me still, and I think it must have been rigged because of that. I could see Corgi winning just because an error made the graph unrepresentative on the actual results, but with that in mind pig still had no business coming in second in any situation. I smell fuckery.

It may not be rigged since the team with the highest count has won consistently, but I'd bet my left nut valve is just diddling the numbers displayed on the race page to manipulate people into impulse buying for (((capacity))), especially in the final two hours of the day.

Or maybe you're too young, newfag, autistic or all of the above to know the difference

Not him but I too have lost the understanding of banter. Yea Forums has made me take everything personally and it's become a habit.
I actually get annoyed at regular banter these days. It doesn't help that everyone seems to only speak in memes and /pol/ humor. I used to give zero shits about it, but every single sentence having something to do with niggers/sandniggers/bomb the pakis!/faggots/trannies/seething/general shittalk and talking down on each other had become fucking tiresome.

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