ITT: Things that NEVER happen in online games

ITT: Things that NEVER happen in online games

>win game
>people on my team say "good job!"

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Bonbi is old news.

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you killing yourself has never happened

>nose piercing

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I want to explode her face

yikes

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I want to grope Bonbi's tits.

The only good thing I got out of being a homestuck fan during the craze was getting to fuck a cosplayer.

post abbles

>play on tf2 team
>me make epic med kill to save round
>everyone yells "holy shit" and "you're a god" in voice
You aren't playin the right games OP

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"No!"
But I'm bad at tf2 user, that isn't helpful.

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Bonbi's and MedusaCosplays give me warm fuzzies

Why is she getting dirty.

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Like others have said, I think it's the games you're playing.

For you to lick her clean later

I've gotten compliments from the enemy team for my healing job before

It's for an art project
I'm not good at CS either, name a game I'm good at.

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>that weebum

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God I want her to step on me

name a game you're good at

The quintessential American look.

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wtf I love americans now

>big tits are unrealistic

its gg ez faggot *dab*

She's Spaniard.

So is 56% of Americans.

uhh, I'm pretty good at Rimworld.
she's LESBIAN you Yea Forums nasties.

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>tfw no angsty goth gf

Then we'll make her a lesBEEN

Honestly boobs that big are only attractive as cleavage. Shit gets off putting if you see her nude.

>teen lesbians
That's just a phase.

>Someone accepts responsibility for their mistakes
>Someone offers constructive criticism
>People who start out nice stay nice when they start losing
>People understand its a team effort and the win or the loss is shared by everyone

None of these have ever happened to me

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Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.

What is any of this retarded bullshit? Talk about fucking video games or just stop.