SGDQ 2019

you cant speedrun minecraft

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Welcome to my mine.

Trannies should kill themselves

I'm having a lot of fun!

>Random seed
>I was going to reset until I got a good start anyway

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I'm optimistic for this run

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based

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>videogames are for heroes

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Should I drink my last Monster? I had a big breakfast and it's making me awful sleepy ._.

>Minecraft
>Random Seed
>Glitchless
Big brain game right here.

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What are we eating?

>one and a half hours of Minecraft
Oh yeah baby

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>"""""""""""""random""""""""""""" seed
>oh this starting area is really great let's keey ip

Tressa posting must decrease

You can't possibly defeat me, Yea Forums. I am unstoppable. Enjoy your final days while you can.

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high octane menus
oh shit

>Minecraft for over a fucking hours

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>doesnt show the random seed being generated
suspicious

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shit anime

>random seed
>resetting
yikes

Reminder that minecraft may age poorly, but it's ost doesn't
youtube.com/watch?v=tC_lJyeGxoA
Reminder that the new ost of minecraft is more breath taking than your alpha nostalgia

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Minecraft craze was way better than the current fortnite one

How did it age poorly?

nothing fatty

>there is an ending
>you can try to get to it faster than other people
Yes you can

shut up boomers, everyone likes minecraft now.

How can you speedrun minecraft? I thought it was just an autism building stuff simulator.

¿Do you know why trannies are so obsess with "dilate"?

Because 40% of them dieearly.

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so whats the objective

>Reminder that the new ost of minecraft is more breath taking than your alpha nostalgia
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

nice english

He's just shuffling user

Minecraft died with the hunger mechanics.

Isn't it lucky how he spawned right next to the cows he needed?

C418 is basically OPN for zoomers, and I couldn't be happier

Great I needed some sleep anyway.

cute flan

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I don't think it's that poorly aged. I think the issue is that it's got so much new content and new features that end up never getting touched up and just sit there forever/a significantly long time
underwater is a great example. It took them almost 8 years to finally update water.

test

kill a dragon

please
Give me a friend with a gamer bod like this

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beat the final boss, obviously. are you retarded?

Oh I get it

The memeposters who always talking about trannies are ESLs who latch onto the most common word they see.

already going wrong... what are chances he'll beat estimate?

I went to bed during the Mario Galaxy 2 run, did I miss any good runs?

>Always important to dress for the occasion! @Keizaron interviewing our Octopath Traveler runners. Get your donation in to pick which story is played during the run!

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What is this "random seed"? i don't play Minecraft, so i don't know what's that.

Why is Steve wearing a burka?

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why do they never do terraria runs when the game is significantly better than minecraft

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>When the joke is cruel but the punchline is perfect
DAMNIT

The world is randomly generated.

imagine being the world's saddest billionaire

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How did Minecraft age at all? It looked like shit at release and it still plays exactly the same.

No ray tracing enabled? What a rip off. I'm charging back my donation.

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Feeling a bit sleepy, guys. This seems like a safe spot to go to bed.

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Is minecraft still a zoomer game? Do zoomers play minecraft?

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basically means they're doing a randomly generated level instead of a known layout. i.e he knows nothing about the world he spawned in

>*blocks your path*

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There's an end boss? I never played the game since I thought it was virtual legos.

>peta joke
so far so good

They should, when's the new update coming out?

>pigs
haram stream

Carlos pls

>Ray tracing on latest release
ww

also the world's richest incel

The world is procedurally generated. You can set seeds which will give you a specific world (so, if you're racing, you can pick a seed and hand it out to people to see who figures it out first and wins) but random seeds are generated if you don't choose to put one in, which is this category. So essentially it's all randomly generated and he has to react to locations and find items on the fly. It's because the previous runs at GDQ were seeded, meaning the runners knew exactly where everything is, which takes a bit of the fun out of it.

beats being the saddest poorfag I am

>We can set a lot of animals on fire

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whens infiniminer

Have a good sleep.

this is comfy in a very autistic way desu

a fucking literal lets play

that's really nice pixel art

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What's this?

>Memecraft
Be back for octopath

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>tfw you never got into Minecraft
Feels like I missed something great.

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>this run already way worse than the Banjo-Kazooie run
Oh no no no bros

It's impossible to be an incel when you're rich.

Is minecraft any better now? hunger ruined it all for me back in the day.

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>Minecraft
>Random seed
>Glitchless
This is the most retarded fucking thing.

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this run is comfy so far

I stopped playing Minecraft when the Enderman came. What happened since?

>6 year old version

MINE DIAMONDS
>PLAY MINECRAFT
MINE DIAMONDS
>PLAY MINECRAFT
MINE DIAMONDS
>PLAY MINECRAFT
MINE DIAMONDS
>PLAY MINECRAFT

"This version came out... What? 6 years ago?"
>(Autist noises)

Was that an assent or a disagreement?

Original Minecraft was really special. You did miss out.

alpha and early beta minecraft was kino

Quick Yea Forums, post your favorite Minecraft song!
>youtube.com/watch?v=BvzXh9WV0rs

FUCKING CHEATING

wow, how convenient

"Random" seed.

I'm really glad I never played this faggot game

>lights mobs on fire to cook his food instead of just roasting it in the furnace
never gonna make it

Holy FUCK this RNG

Holy shit that obsidian

>exactly 10 obsidian
>>>random

WR TIME

WR incoming

bros... this is making me want to play minecraft again...

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*ahem*
FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK SWORD OF MANAGGERS

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>10 OBSI
WHAT

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WHAT

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what did he find?

RIGGED

>468418558
>incel
>married

>HE JUST FOUND 10 OBSIDIAN
>HE CAN MAKE THE NETHER PORTAL ALREADY
HOLY SHIT THIS RUN JUST GOT AMAZING

>finds a chest with obsidian
that's pretty suspicious

What the fuck happened?

"random" seed

>the obsidian was just fucking there
lmao

>instant 10 Obsidian
What the fuck

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>we just got all the shit that we need
banned

youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0

this shit is rigged

RIGGED

wow how ... "lucky"

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youtube.com/watch?v=k2rDbRUDkds
classic

>that obsidian
Ok, that's epic.

>"random seed"
>not shown
>1 in 500 drop
hmn...

it's better Terraria or Minecraft?

>playing dragon quest builders beta

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>random seed

i wanted to go to bed but i wanna see him get WR fuck

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Obsidian to make nether portal

>tfw
youtube.com/watch?v=igVLTttJDnk

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What a coincidence.
You don't need to see the seed. Just marathon luck.

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You can mod hunger out which improves the game significantly.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:OOOO

Just the lack of smooth lighting is giving me some massive nostalgia.

It was great in the earliest versions when you could get flooded while spelunking, it's been shit ever since that was changed.

>didnt show him create the world
>gets 10 obsidian
yep im thinking this is fake

In 2012 I was in full time employment, shit. Fucking zoomers.

baby seed

youtube.com/watch?v=I-sH53vXP2A
if you dont cry at the end, you're not human

>tfw the only minecraft you played was the alpha someone posted on Yea Forums

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It's still pretty alright if you want to just pirate it (or buy it, it's pretty cheap). The magic early on for me was hanging out on servers with Yea Forums and making dumb shit because online was only creative and even the single player didn't have stupid shit like hunger making you move more slowly.

But if you want a survival game, minecraft is really great, and redstone lets you make some interesting setups for things like farming, traps to kill monsters, and more. I also play every couple months with my niece, we'll set up a world and play together online and try to survive on the hardest difficulty for a few hours without building shelter, just on the move.

vanilla terraria, minecraft if you mod the fuck out of it

under aged?

dude this is actually making me suicidal, please delete this post

Terraria

>makes sword
>uses axe
huh

Who else here has never played minecraft?

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IM GONNA CALL IT!
they "conveniently forgot" to show the random world being generated and just happened to get "really lucky". this run is gonna end up being a new world record but the seed is preset

lmao

>under aged?
nope, it's almost 2020 grampa

>since that was changed
Brief me. Last I played was during the early betas.

me

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it's a "game" for autists you didn't miss out on jack shit

They did not broadcast the world generation.

That was probably Notch himself who posted it

If he was 13 in 2012 he would be 19/20 you fucking retard.

I have no idea.

youtube.com/watch?v=efjjmpOVzRg

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What the fuck

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nth for FUCK ENDERMEN

>26 min record
damn

>tfw some faggot who was a friend of a friend you played Minecraft with in high school called you retarded for believing Google would become more than a search engine company
>I'm in comp sci, bro you're fucking retarded if you think they'll do anything more
God I want to find him and rub his stupid little face in the dystopian future that awaits him

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I played Terraria instead

Pictures like this piss me off so much. My parents like to do things like these with our dogs where they look like they're doing human things, but the autistic (and frankly abusive) fury with which they try to position them into their dumb poses and yell at them not to move just makes me want to kill myself. It's even worse when just my mom is doing it. Her shrill voice will echo throughout my entire home and not stop until the dog is crying for her to end his poor life. I love dogs btw just hate them being abused

Who else playin while watchin?
This is my testing world for small builds

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Wow congrats, you predicted what everyone knew in 2008.

>take a picture of your dog sitting up
>abuse

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>japanese taking over your own countries game
sad

I played it for a couple months back in 2010.

>don't jinx it
Based

only watched my nephew play it

WEEBS RISE UP

there are fucking skeletons that spawns on skeleton horses and boy they're fast
also water zombies

ids breddy fun

>chad next to the soiboi is manspreading
based

Probably, cause he sure as hell never worked on the game himself

He might as well /femboy/ himself

>burning animals
>killing blacks
What did Notch meant by that?

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>your own countries game
Notch is swedish

You should be thankful that your parents didn't abuse you instead. How'd you like being a child doing animal things, huh?

There are bosses? There's an end? Huh

Do white people really sit like this?

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That's my fucking point. How are you a self proclaimed "computer genius" but call someone retarded for seeing the obvious?

Just like gaijin dominating everything jap because japs only care about DQ.

yikes, i want no zoomers on this board. leave pls

Better than the other way around

Peak zoomer.

My brother used to beat me lol

>they anger at you

>skeletons and creepers are the niggers of minecraft
wtf he's gonna get banned

what is this haircut called

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I sit in alpha mode

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RESETERA BAYBAY

Oh wow I forgot I was swedish myself

>tfw playing DQ V while watching speedrunds
This game is brimming with SOUL it's insane.
I hope 6 will turn out as good as this one.

>baby zombies
when the fuck did that become a thing

Bro, this guy's got some long stalks. You short legged boys should stay quiet.

banned

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Look how dripping wet she is

That fucking pose. Good heavens, why must I have this specific fetish?

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6 is the second worst DQ game

>6
bro....

Chad.

the Ryan Schott

Only the loser faggot ones

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chris chan cut

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Really?Or just memeing?What makes it worse

user, it's the "taking a shit" position...

I miss the couch fumos

rip chris

Why he doesn't mineycraft a gun to shoot the black things?

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You just can't appreciate the erotic display of a woman poppin' a squat.

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>Why is this run going to well?
HMMMMM

>there just happens to be a blaze spawner right here in this safe cave right where we spawned in

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>chillin with no health left
chad runner

A
LITTLE
FISHY

Are you non-pass plebs having trouble posting? Why has traffic slowed to a crawl?

>revealing your pass
gotta keep ur power level down like us bro

My nigger.

Is posting down

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Only for the captcha cucks.

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I don't even remember not having a pass

cool it with the anti-creeper remarks

>Passlets
Fucking lmaoing at you losers

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>endermen cant swim, just like niggers
wtf notch

Why is he so bad at parkour, shouldn't that be an essential part of the speedrun?

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Is it?

>paying for Yea Forums

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>2.5k
what the fuck

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> people just throwing away upwards of $2000 like it's nothing
jesus

So, how the hell do you even speedrun Minecraft? What even is the "end" objective? Seems like a weird choice

we back

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So has notch donated yet or was he scared off after being booed despite donating several thousand dollars last time?

youtube.com/watch?v=yNi-0uqcEx4

Fuck GDQ seriously

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Stupid bird outside won't STFU
Fuck I hate birds

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AM I FREE TO POST YET

$2000 isn't that much if you aren't poor

>bragging about giving money to gook moot

>cheated with the seed
>cursed luck with the drops

Karma

Niggers

Uhm Sir? I think your anus is prolapsing

someone tell this fag to stop fucking up his voice

I got so hard while reading prison school in that scene were Hana was pissing

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>It's a big world. Someone has to explore it!

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>paying moot after what he's done
anons...

DQB2 soon brehs

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test

But I swim very well.

LET ME FUCKING POST MOOT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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Mineycrafta has a final boss.

this guy sure is getting lucky isn't he?
well time to donate because its making me HOYP!

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Run is boring as fuck with nothing to say, so good timing.

Why is captcha shitting itself
Moot you hack

> watching with my son and daughter xD
> watching with my daughter death to creepers XDXDXD
how do these faggots manage to reproduce

>moot
Who?

>Do no harm, unless you encounter hostile mobs
what did they mean by this?

>Nearly bought that damn pass

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are we back?

>being a 4cuck
Despicable

Hide your passes, the shit eating street dwellers are back.

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Never played it, but this run is actually interesting, instead of the shitshow I was expecting it to be.

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STOP BREATHING INTO THE MIC

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who?

I wish I had my Senran Kagura pixel art I built years ago

How is it that fucking *MINECRAFT* is the hypest run of today?

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Notch deserves to be booed, he's king Incel

>Fuck black people
Really Mojang?

you reach the end and kill the dragon

what's this nigga gonna do with the extra 30 minutes after the run

WHo the fuck is moot

>now mojang donates instead of notch

>Funny edit but I just saw someone on Reddit claiming this really happened so I think given the passage of time maybe you should add a disclaimer to this video to provide context so it doesn't cause people to misremember or spread misinformation whether intentionally or not. Even though it is an obvious edit :)

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am i alive?

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proof?

guarantee it's some dipshit who only had $2001 in his bank but feels like a cool dude wasting money

DQB was surprisingly solid.

i was so lonely

imagine being a passfag lmao
i had a pass when they came out because someone gifted me a year pass
and when i learned the pass gets banned whenever you do that was a big nope.
when a mod has a vendetta against you like he does with me you'd understand why not to support this shitheap.

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>1k from Mojang
Based

vocaroo.com/i/s05i8uGFBB0d

Only 1k from Mojang? What a joke.

The guy reading donations has the most obnoxious voice jesus christ

>small indie company
>biggest game in the world

LMAO WE STOPPED POSTING JUST TO MAKE YOU PASSNIGGERS OUT YOURSELVES AS FAGGOTS

BROS LET'S HEAR IT FOR MINECRAFT RIGHT??? God fuck these losers

merely a coincidence
remember to buy a pass!

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>started as a small indie studio

FUCK CAPTCHAS

>not giving Notch any credit

DIAMOND ON MY SWORD, IRON ON MY DICK

Well to be fair, Google has really killed off or completely failed at anything that isn't their search engine.

>people willingly give hiroshimoot their money

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>there just happens to be 10 obsidian sitting around in a chest

I want to fuck the Kanae.

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How's the run so far Yea Forums?

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Where do you want to meet?

someone post stinky steve

nah dawg

>he bought a pass

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I didn't know it was even possible to speed run minecraft. aren't all worlds random?

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IMAGINE PAYING TO SHITPOST

L
M
A
O

Paying to keep the site I use daily alive

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Model/Billionaire tycoon who designed Yea Forums in his free time

Suspicious.

...there's a dragon? Fuck, I thought it was just an aspie block building game.

Okay, I guess

>Someone is screaming in their ear that if they mention notch they will be banned for life.

>Mojang only donated $1,000 to charity while Notch would donate $10,000 personally every year

Lmao Mojang are less generous than a literal racist

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based

can you not get Yea Forums passes with credit cards anymore? I was actually considering getting one but the only options I see are crypto shite.

do Yea Forums jannies and mods have to buy a pass to bypass the captcha aswell?

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>best player in the world when it comes to speedrunning

>So seething he had to mass reply
The cope is unreal

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Believing youtube comments

MS will drop $20K to show who owns Mojang.

my house
so we fuck or what?

imagine giving your credit card information and full name to gook moot, a hack widely known for leaking information to advertisers for money

>illumina is best player in the world
>he is 2nd place

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test

it's comfy

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I've been banned while on a pass without losing, stop lying.
Unless you were permad in which case you deserve it nigger

germans wrote this

test

just lmao @ Notch being written out of history. It's what you get for being an insufferable faggot

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this post is an unironic cope. have sex.

I'm not even a pass member
I solved two captchas and it went through

I legitimately thought that Yea Forums pass was a joke. I just looked it up and you can actually buy it. Wtf what else have I thought was a joke this whole time.

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>has to hide

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BASED YETEE DONATING ANOTHER 10 THOUSANDS DOLLARS

HOYYYYYYYYPE

> my kids xd
> my daughter xDXDX
> my son and daughter
HOW DO THESE IDIOTS REPRODUCE

Only if you have a swimming pool. We can get down to it after I show you my technique.

>minge-y the black
oh no

Close, an autistic child wrote it.

t. angry tranny

>can rig the obsidian
>can rig the blaze spawner
>can't rig the enderman RNG

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ARE WE BACK?

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By not being a cringe, seething incel who can't accept women (including transwomen).

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only spam, advertising, and illegal shit revoke the pass, meaning he probably shilled his youtube/twitch or spammed.

You can't be this dense.

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>let's see you SNATCH

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you lose your pass privileges until the ban ends
posting with a banned pass on a clean client will reban you

In Minecraft

I think the vast wealth is a comfort.

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show me your HOOOOOOOYPE!!!!!!! face Yea Forums!!

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alright, sounds good

Overall points maybe. They said he was top 3 is most categories.

Someone post the ghosting when Notch donated for the last time.

kys

>clapping not for high skill but just for pure rng that the player has no control over

is this autism?

Women love men who are willing to give their money away. How have you not connected these dots?

they aren't cynical losers like you

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Tick tock

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>have a billion dollars
>a huge mansion with a ball pit in multiple rooms
>live alone
>now ostracized by society too

Really wrinkles the cranial muscle.

>tfw no pizza party with Yunyun

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Does Notch seem like someone who is especially comfortable?

Calling the bull.

orb

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Enderman? More like Endyourrun lmao

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>tfw will never be as comfy as this kid

by lowering their standards

I FUCKING HATE THIS ANNOUNCER'S VOICE

QUIT SAYING HYPE.YOU DONT GET HYPE IF THEY SAY IT EVERY 5 MINS

I feel like an idiot.

my cute boyfriend and me cuddling on the couch with my boyfriend

I need sex with user

someone nuke the announcer

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Being a billionaire must be hard.

I mean, it is minecraft.

What did he mean by this

Anounce has such a weird speaking pattern I have no idea wtf he's saying half of the time

>with my boyfriend

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>my boyfriend

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Who's this Notch everyone is talking about?

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Just woke up, how were the Half-Life runs? Did meguminbro add them to the list yet?

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can I post

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So don't evade?

What the fuck is wrong with this announcer? He sounds like the gayest faggot on the planet.

>just got my vasectomy, couldn't think of a better way to spend my recovery than watching my favorite game be destroyed by a great player. can i get a hype?

minecraft parkour

speed running minecraft seems dumb. wouldn't the fastest time go to the person who had the luckiest world generated?

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Hoyyyp doesn't mean hype anymore, it's slang for söyyyy.

He's the creator and ceo of Steam dummy

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>having two boyfriends

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I wish I could suffer life Notch.

HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYP

literally just hire friends lmao
famous Yea Forums user that became a billionaire

HOYYYYYPE

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The announcer sounds like he's on xanax while trying to do a terrible Jeff Goldblum impression.

This run making me miss 4craft

im a good boy who's never broken any rules. I just get unjustly persecuted for the last decade

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this is so boring

>8 year old donation

no, because if you're shit you won't be able to do anything with your lucky world.

I SWEAR IF SOMEBODY MENTIONS THEIR FAMILY IN THE DONATIONS ONE MORE TIME

This faggots voice is unbearable

What texture pack are you using?

In random seed, yes. Nobody but japs actually care about random seed though.

literal megazoomer donation

>since I was 3
>now I am 8
someone stole mommy's credit card

>accepting money from an 8 year old

Maybe acting like a retard is his natural state and he is in fact very comfortable.

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The dude who outbid Beyonce and Jay Z on a house

"yes", but the game has fixed world generation through world seeds

Fuck that server

>two bfs

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CUTE

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>stole moms credit card and donated to gdq
fucking zoomers

>playing it since I was 3
>now I'm 8
Fucking kys parents, they should not let kids access the internet

I guess it's all about adapting to the world while still needing skill
Set seed runs are a snoozefest

There is something off about him. I can't quite place it but I hate him

Notch is the perfect example of how money can't buy happiness

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>8 year olds watching speedruns
oh no this kid's fucked

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what is the minimum donation amount for it to get read? kinda wanna sneak in my wife's son somewhere in there. don't think their moderation team would catch it.

"Greetings from Sweden. I'm having such a great time watching GDQ with my wife's son right now"

You're shitposting right now.

You'll cry like the lonely shit you are

hey cutie

when is the daddy dating simulator run?

it's been done

Been outside of the country since AGDQ started up til now.

What are some good runs ive missed?

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lads how about we join /int/craft later?

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the fuck is up with the announcers pronunciation

Look at this you are manually breathing now!

>Become insanely rich
>let yourself fade away in a blaze of self-destructive consummation

Kino life desu

>t. Yea Forumstard that never got anything done cause that faction kept griefing themselves

fucking lol, do it

worse case scenario you lose $30

Test post.

No, just try to catch them off guard

$5

Same
I just posted a pic of these 2 idols in bikini and I got banned for being off topic despite they are being from a vidya series!
SO unfair

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You're a few years too late for that one. Try ESA in a few weeks, the yuros might be a bit easier to catch off guard.

because he's retarded and isn't using it properly

Not being able to recognize sarcasm is a sign of autism.

what vidya does he play?

D-DONATION
I NEED A DONATION
PLEASE ANNOUNCER FILL THIS DEAD AIR

sounds pretty good to me

wtf you can use a bucket of lava as fuel?

will this announcer shut the fuck up

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The donator screeners are briefed on all memes. You wont get that read ever

TRAG
Mort the Chicken

The message needs to be a bit longer so he has to read it faster.

i want to destroy these laughing sluts with my cock

sounds dreadful

If I had the money he had I would buy girls in sex prisons and let them live with me as my children

Imagine taking a day off work to watch others play video games.

I disagree. At worst you can claim I'm funposting but my works are always of quality.

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It's unironically fun

This. Happiness can only come from within, not from the environment that surrounds you. Same goes for the truth.

>Try ESA in a few weeks, the yuros might be a bit easier to catch off guard.
this shit has been already done at ESA and the both the annoucers and runners laughed

>Minecraft speedrun
The fuck?

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this run started alright but now it's just autistic running around

Anyone else having the most comfy sleeps since GDQ started? It makes for great background noise.

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WHAT IS THIS RETARD'S PROBLEM? WHY CAN'T HE SPEAK LIKE A PERSON
SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE BECAUSE THIS DUMBFUCK IS CLEARLY HAVING A STROKE

Does GDQ have any history of lying/cheating at runs or are you all just no fun faggots?

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Yeah it lasts fucking forever. It consumes the bucket when it's done though.

I took two weeks off

Imagine going to that volunteer meeting and getting a 20 minute slideshow on the most dangerous and vile memes that people will put in donations

imagine working on fridays, saturdays or sundays

This fucking sucks

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maybe make higher quality posts

>announcer starts sneakdissing the runner after beung asked to read too many donations
these are the best runs

hi newfag

Cute feet!

I love this vampire

>Notch is so rich he funds his own Instrumentality Project

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It’s very much about the environment around you notch just couldn’t find his

Say it reversed or something like "the son of my wife". It might go under their radar.

i can't sleep with background noise

It's actually the ''taking a pee'' position, which is the origin for my boner since I was a kid.

Sounds like he has a lisp
Don't bully the geek user

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Lucky Star posting is the mark of bottom of the barrel shitposters.

Greetings from Sweden! [Pad with how excited you are about GDQ]. [Pad with a sob story of your life, or baout how the current game has brought to happiness and it's "mind-blowing" to see it run so quickly and professionally!"] I'm havign a blast watching this with my wife's son, so keep up the great run. MINECRAFT HYYYYPE!"

That should put you on the right track

>japanese tradition

Those announcers are bitches that's your job nigga

>letting nips dictate the way you play your games
absolute betas

>this guy needing to finish the autist's sentences

why cant they speedrun this shit so i can watch something better

who dis qt?

Sounds like this Illumina guy is a massive fucking weeb

yawn

"wife's son" will be a red flag, have to say my wife and her son or something.

Guys, I know this might be a wild opinion, but this fucking sucks.

What does one have to do with the others?

succubus from tekken, forgot her name

All of them have autism

autism awareness

>yfw trannies were right for once

>TRAG
What is this acronym for? Did these runs just happen cause I can't find them on their youtube

>131k people are watching this disgusting autist make beds

Thanks SGDQ.

No

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That's enough for me to find her, thanks. I have a thing for red eye shade makeup.

Wifes son is fine. It's applicable

Tactical Rescue something. It was Caveman's run.

What are you guys gonna do if this guy doesn't get his dark orbs?

oooorb :-DDDD

Her tits grow the more blood she drinks, right?

tactical assault recon group or some shit like that, it might not be uploaded yet

>this run
just gonna get high af

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Scream and smash my keyboard.

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go hermit mode and spill cum onto his fumos

I like TNT because it explodes :)

tactical rescue assault group

NEW

haip

HOYYYYYYYYYYYYP

This is a minecraft speedrun after all

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yeah, she's also narcoleptic

Nice
Blunt or bong?

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Eliza

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bong my dude

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I wish I had a black girl or jungle asian gf to get high with

What a "great" boss fight

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I'm in the middle of playing octopath now, is this following run going to spoil the game? Also I started with Therion and Ophilia is best girl.

thats a specific one that im unable to relate to. i mostly just enjoy smoking with the boys

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This ain't that bad of a run

RATE RUN!

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Young Hotaru? Cute!