If you could fuck a video game character who would it be?
Is that Matt Watson from Supermega???
probably Ivy from Soul Calibur, or Bayonetta
Ricotta
Lower, you whore. Pull them lower.
Solid Snake and Big Boss
Poison (with the dick)
Tifa. Obviously.
Is it possible to actually make the transformation from someone with those pants into that a guy that lean or no?
Young soldier 76
STOP EATING SO MUCH
NOW
My wife Chiaki, obviously.
Eat less and do cardio
It's possible but you're gonna have flabby skin and stretch marks
2B
Why my wife Roll, of course
Yoshi.
I've lost 80 lbs and am skinny fat, but not lean at all. I've got massive stretch marks and really want to look like OP's pic.
Israel
>you're gonna have flabby skin
Not if you workout properly and put on some muscle while losing weight.
Stretch marks are assured tho.
>Stretch marks are assured tho.
Why even bother with it then?
>Stretch marks are assured tho.
I still feel embarrassed to take off my shirt, but at least I'm not a blob of fat anymore.
Everyone is sexy in video games i would fuck all of them.
Pyra
In a purely platonical way
Because it's still better to have a lean or muscled body with some stretch marks, than being overweight with some stretch marks. Besides they fade with time.
Capra Demon
Better than being fat, I have some pretty ugly ones but being fit reduces how disgusting it is
Absolutely Tron Bonne
>Besides they fade with time.
If they don't go away until I'm like 30 then it's already too late.
Hands down.
not necessarily, if you're young enough, or loose weight slowly enough you don't get them
The new Tifa. She is perfect.
My wife Yukari
Men are at their hottest in their 30s, so no that's definitely not the case
But you're a gay dude so your opinion doesn't count. Only women's opinions matter when it comes to how men look.
have sex
based
For a female choice I would go with sylvanus windrunner (undead with body)
For a dude I would go with emperor uriel septum the 7th
>have sex (with Roll)
Veronica.
for me, it's Marie
It's not my opinion I was speaking objectively, men peak in their 30s while women peak at their early 20s.
Stop that. My daughter is pure.
I wonder what she'll say about my small dick
I do a thousand crunches a day but my abs look like this when relaxed
What is with those freaks whose abs look ridiculously defined even when they aren't flexing?
>men peak in their 30s
But all the women are dried up by that age
>anons wasting their choice on humans when you could fuck something no other man on Earth has ever experienced
I want to lick Marie's tanlines
My wife Makoto
And? Most straight men in their 30s date women younger than them, unless they got married early.
I'm not going to details, but they're not really stronger than your average fitness enthusiast. There are workouts you can do to swell your muscles like that and it's actually all for show.
>undyne
>mewtwo
>couple of overwatch girls
>wii fit trainer
>cammy
List goes on.
C
My and your wife, every night
I know this because my father is ex-military and decided to become a body builder after he got out. He got really big, but didn't gain anything noticeable in terms of strength.
I would say my waifu, but I actually care about her and nobody deserves to be subjected to my body.
>What is with those freaks whose abs look ridiculously defined even when they aren't flexing?
It's roids
I'd an Arisu but not Momoka
I'd put my solid snake in plisken.
I see you too know the joys of raising a daughter to fight the incorrect beliefs among the male population.
He's right you know, think about it logically
user's got a good point here
I feel like young girls aren't really into that anymore
He has a point.
yes, eat better
>Shit stain on her panties
what the fuck, dude
eat less fat fuck
I lost 20 pounds just by eyeballing my calorie intake
stop making excuses fatty, do you want a girlfriend or do you want that cookie
U
>Satou Kuuki
My wife Arisu is so cute!
and funny!
Nu Claire but i would also marry her and make 3 babies with her
Any of these two.
bayonetta
is that even a question
Sorry, I'm not that sick in the mind anymore. I got my younger sister
Chun Li and...is that Mai?
You got that right
None of the characters listed ITT would ever want to fuck you anons. What's the point of having sex with any of these characters if it's 100% guaranteed to be rape?
And I want to make her sister watch.
Its a fun fantasy.
i came to post this
Wouldn't a good chunk of these characters kick most of our asses and some of them be able to kick all of our asses.
Don't see how we could possibly rape them
>it's a thinly veiled sexual 3x3 thread but you have a majority of males on yours since you value badassery more than sexyness
anyway, I'd fuck a Helena and an Asuka, why not
My honey select characters
I can't believe no one has post her yet...
But she is a nun... FUCKING BETTER
I'd rape small Jahy.
I want to pick Arisu up and suck on her stomach
After a few years they're basically invisible. They're only really bad at the start when they're purple and gross.
I kind of like them as a mark of shame though. To remind me that I got super fat and never to do it again.
>Small Jahy
I'll have the good Jahy then
Nyotengu
My pawn, of course.
And what's wrong with rape exactly?
YOU NEED TO CONTINUE THE FAMILY LEGACY
everyone wanting to fuck a human character is a fucking normie, in this scenario you can fuck any character and you go for the humans? fucking redditors
I think, for me?
It's gotta be Sarah Miller from the Playstation exclusive Last of Us Past I, by Naughty Dog
Edit: Holy cow! Thanks for a lot of likes guys! Haha
>After a few years
That's too much time. I'll be old by then.
Only if it's that version from your pic. Hot damn that body gave me an instant hard on
Would be easy to say which characters I wouldn’t want to fuck.
How do you autistic freaks even picture yourself fucking these shitty aesthetic drawings, as you viewing yourself as a pathetic reimagining cartoon version of your body or do you want these ugly designs come to life so your greasy ass can fuck it?
What?
>normie
Leave
A better reason to lose the weight and get fit is to live longer my dude. Being a fat sack of crap increases your risk for heart disease, diabetes, cancer, etc.
Well, contrary to you, we have yet to be rejected by humanity for being defective...
No nookie before marriage, user.
Cute.
Maybe even bowsette. Prefer light skin blonde but will take redhead tan
>is to live longer
Why would I want that? I don't have anyone to share life with, so why should I care?
I would happily accept.
Its kinda weird how you can tell a sakimichan picture from the thumbnail without ever seeing it before
based chrisposter
Imagine having one chained to the wall, pulling against her bonds with monstrous single-mindedness but unable to escape because she's just a common enemy. The muscles under that bruised, mottled skin straining against you as you thrust into her again and again, emptying your load into her every day. Eventually she falls pregnant, but can't understand what's happening to her body, only struggling to kill you as its belly grows and you continue to take it until it gives birth, writhing in pain and confusion for as long as it takes until the baby is born, leaving her empty and fertile for you to start the process again. And again, and again.
Normalfags are desperate to breed, this means they need humans.
Imagine believing this
>nazi gesture
I thought this was a blue board
Kurisu
BUILT
FOR
WORSHIP
Bowsette and Booette aren't video game characters.
Bowser is though, you can fuck him.
Would impregnate and take full responsibility
Dante
why all the projections user
I don't know, who are the thinnest females in vidya?
MALE RENAMON
>Cringe fanart characters
>video game characters
yah no they aren't vidya lol idiot
Judging by the size of raynor, no human man could please her
Bullet.
You think that pregnant women keep their stretch marks forever?
It fades in a few month, be brave ffs
It will considerable reduce in a few month user, and completely dissapear in a few years
my waifu, naturally.
it's worth a shot
D.va
No carbs
How many time?
Literally MADE for breeding!
(And cuddles.)
All of them.
For me it’s Chun Li
I wouldn't even know where to start, I guess Ayane because of the ungodly amount of loads I busted to her
Any female who said "yes"
Mishima from P5.
Literally would force him to transition to a female and have surgery to remove the penis too. Literally too cute and fuckable.
>having kids
Erron Black, Johnny Cage, Kabal, Kano from MK11.
Michael GTAV
Isabelle 100%
any street fighter girl
l8r
That's fucking disgusting. MODS
Brightwing.
>inb4 i get called a fag
I don't get it either. Why would you piss away your freedom like that when you could do literally anything else with your life?
Why did you post a blank picture of just a bed?
>female
Fag
disgusting, please kill yourself
Who knows.
bottom energy
Imagine being so gay, that you aren't attracted to Isabelle.
>entry level furry waifu
what are u a shitter?
menat
I love him so much
stertch marks are scars
they dont go away, unless you get plastic surgery
Gaia ofcourse, whats more hot than mother nature?
Corium-chan
She's not my waifu. Just a character I'd choose to fuck. My actual waifu is pic related. No bully.
100% natural body, not a bimbo.
I got her first gaylords
Jade claimed. Stay away from my girl
I'm going to FUCK that BB!
Valentine is my waifu.
Nia from xenoblade 2 or Aika from skies of acardia.
If you don't understand the Redfield family lineage and how much Chris wants to continue it then maybe you should lurk more fag
Nah it's hot as shit. You just don't like traps.
>Tfw there's this shortstack girl I know at work who just recently got hired.
>Mfw midna proportions in a 3'8" body
I wish I could post a pic but this is against the thread rules.
For me, it's Alice. Maybe I'll even get lucky and she decides to stick around.
hot damn.
keep it going. i love the nurse from sh and literotica.
Female pandas from wow without a doubt
absolutely delicious
I dunno. Someone pick one for me.
Hitomi from Dead or Alive.
Gotcha covered, user. Enjoy!
depends on how she's drawn though
>ywn suck on her pristine toes
why even live
Why my wife and mistress clearly
Too many functional issues.
slenderwoman
T I T S
I
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S
Nah this is better.
Me :3c
>Tfw not enough on model lewds of her
All three.
>Character that is not from a video game
go back to >>>/reddit/ you fucking faggot.
Gwyndolin because I like traps
I've had an obsessive crush on her for a decade.
I don't think I've ever felt this way for a real person.
No, no possible way. There is no way a human can lose weight. You are born fat, you die fat. Give up. It's not like, I dunno, eating less and making healthier choices will fix you.
I'm certain at some point in human history we will be to achieve pic related and I'm sad that this won't be during my life time.
all of them
Yeah dude just stay unhealthy, that's gonna improve things for you. I'm pretty sure your 50 year old self is gonna thank you too.
Cate Archer (NOLF1 version)
You. You and me, we're both men of integrity,
For Kyrie (and sometimes Nico) only.
fuck off
Kara can cook and clean and doesn't look at you so smugly.
Based and bootypilled, I didn't expect to find another patrician in here.
Preach brother.
>don't like smug girls
What's wrong with you man?
Stop acting like you didn’t fall into this fad you fag contrarian. I don’t know why all of a sudden everyone cringes at the fad
Curly Brace!
furfag
Obvious choice
>Ricotta
>proving 5 years before it was necessary that a woman can be an absolute sex bomb with barely any skin showing
Kinzie "Teacup" Kinzington will always be the absolute queen.