SGDQ 2019

Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

Now: Half-Life 2
Next: Hyper Light Drifter
Later: Minecraft

Stream: twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Full Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule

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This run is great, Yea Forums LITERALLY can't learn to have fun

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GAYMING!

umaru is SHIT

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I fucking hate these ironic GAMING "jokes".

Toaster bath yourself

It's just seething nintendofaggots

when's runescape?

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>gamer

GOOD LUCK!

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It's inside the bounds as long as you don't go into the void. But if you go into the void and the void is white, it's still inside the bounds. And if the void is black, but you close your eyes while it's happening, it's still inside the bounds.

glhf

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What a gaymer dude!

inbounds arguing aside this is a great show of speed tech

I'M A GAMER!

What did he post?

would be S tier if the tranny wasn't on couch

WHAT A GAMER!

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Still technically inbounds, no matter how absurd it looks.

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My god he's greasy.

>Don't worry guys its still inbounds

The fact they have to reiterate that means its definitely not

MAGIKAZAM

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kill all trannies and this run is decent btw

All the categories are arbitrary.

I really hope all the transphobia in these threads is just you guys trying to be "le epic memers xD" and you aren't serious. I mean it's 2019, people are trans, get over it.

literally just umaru with 'I'm up next guys wish me luck!'

What is wrong with this couch, it feels like 95% of talking is the tranny.

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GAY MEN

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fuck off

Time to start making dinner so I can enjoy it while watching the comfy Hyper Light Drifter run.

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SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // SMW (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG // Pac-Man World // Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // RE2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // SMB3 // Invictus // Grand Poo World 2 // Banjo-Kazooie
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
B: DMC // Spyro // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // LoZ Randomizer // Furi // C&C // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II // Sly Cooper // Diablo 2 // Half Life
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet // Mario Kart DD
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // STFU // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: SMB2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // FE Fates // KH3 // Quake
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // LoZ: LBW // SMG 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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GAMER

Doing this actually requires ridiculously precise input and movement. This isn't just a program that he started and it's running on its own without a player controlling it. This genuinely requires skill and the run would be 20 minutes of cutscenes and donation reading without it. This run is using more movement control than most runs in the entire marathon, but I guess since the semantics of the category name is dumb then none of that matters and none of that is impressive because my autism cannot handle a word in the made up category name that doesn't even matter. The name of the category could literally be "Dick in Pussy%" if they wanted it to and it would still be the same exact route. It doesn't fucking matter and if it upsets you then you need to see a therapist.

What is that disgusting thing on the coach?

EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE THE BLACK VOID, IT'S INSIDE THE BOUNDS

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>>>>>"inbounds"

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it's quite obvious they're taking the piss outta the category, no need to get so upset about it

Posting a superior HL2 gdq run

youtube.com/watch?v=qd33lXSCl3E

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>that's the full image
imagine my dissapointment

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what happened to noir anyway

I think the run is good, but I hate the couch.

i want to fuck whatever that is from behind and cream fill it

oh haha now this shit run is saved haha

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kys transphobe

This, imagine being mad at something as dumb as this

GODnak's run was better

anti-speedrun autists are more autistic than speedrunners. it's literally all seething projection. you should know this by now.

Honestly I'm mostly looking forward to the Minecraft run.

It's going to be awful.

I'magine not being mad at something as dumb as this

>nice boat
OMGS IS THAT AN OLDFAG Yea Forums MEME WOWOWOW

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NICE BOAT

THE
NAME
OF
THE
CATEGORY
DOESN'T
FUCKING
MATTER
If you care more about a word in the category name more than the actual run then you either enjoy semantics more than you enjoy video games or you on the spectrum.

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This Half-Life 2 run is disappointing. It's an "inbounds" run where they clip out of bounds every few minutes.

Also, can you call it a run when they delete their save, forcing the game to load a pre-existing save?

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dont care

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>Nothing like the comforting glow of an arcade machine to keep you awake

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Call yourself a girl or a dude ,I really don't care but to say you are some hybrid non gender she/he thing is schizophrenic and mentally ill.

>200k let's make it happen GDQ!
Would Yea Forums donate?

nice boat

there's plenty of Magilou lewds, you just have to look senpai

I hope hey wont go overestimate
This tun is pretty fun

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you're a freak and your bait is really weak

Yea Forums has never liked degeneracy you piece of shit

knowyourmeme.com/memes/nice-boat
nice boat lolololololol

Fuck off retar- Oh wait, it's the correct list.
Thanks.

PWHAHAHAHA

>Slick shades are required for maximum power in a Mario game, didn't you know?

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Juri's overrated

it's just self-hating trannies looking for attention and validation

getting real tired of all these trannies

most insane post ever made

I see that jannies are in this thread. go kys you fags

Based and cute

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Statistically you'll snuff yourself first. It's nice how some problems fix themselves.

Dumb reddit tourist.

Any GAMERS here?

WHAT A GAYMER

Oh, that's kind of disappointing.

Move randomizer you cunt

damn was Super Mario Galaxy 2 that bad?

rude

A total gaymer, amirite ladies?

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Quake was an F? What happened? I've found most Quake speedruns pretty fun to watch.

Portal > Half Life

>void clip
Inbounds gang.

What happened with Quake?

Nah I unironically can't stand them because every one of them I've met/seen is gross and obnoxious. Posting in this thread is the only way I can reveal that though without irl people getting buttmad at me.

Also dilate

What is this? That's too cute.

randomizer was trash and everyone voted as so

tranny runner is defualt F

>Hosting some late night Mario Galaxy 2, we have KrunchyLex here keeping a watchful eye

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Disgraced tranny runner

Imagine misunderstanding statistics this much

chin chad

man these runs are making me mad that it's 2019 and Half Life 3 will never exist

thanks for the (You), nerd

Imagine being this easily triggered

a lot of mistakes and reloading by a tranny

>Head on down to the tournament room and check out 31 competitors taking on A Link to the Past in a multiworld randomizer race.

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>run is fast and has cool movement tricks
>Yea Forums seethes

imagine projecting this much

Damn, Quake deserves better.

>Homo
>choke
>savestates
>boring

>welcome to gaming
>you're such a gamer
Average couch cringe

I can't get over how ugly these gdq trannies really are, they look like dudes in drag

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wtf

>WTF how dare he bunnyhop and do grenade jumps?? HE'S A CHEATER AND THIS ISN'T COMFY LIKE MY NINTENDO LET'S PLAYS!

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BASED
I thought I was the only gocposter in this thread glad to see other people of taste

Considering this is an issue with a large portion of people who watch this category it would be a very simple fix for them to just change the name instead of feverishly defend this clear miscommunication. Them changing the name doesn't change the run, it just makes them need to spend less time talking about why what they're doing should be allowed constantly. The fact that they haven't changed it at this point demonstrates a clear lack of understanding of what people want to watch. Listening to someone blurt out excuses every 45 seconds isn't entertaining.

Not those retards, and I don't care what the runner is, but that Quake run was FULL of fuckups. It was legit bad, and it had nothing to do with dumb tranny whining.

Don't worry
Once Epic Launcher will start to threaten Steam they will release HL3 as a Steam Exclusive

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I know this is just a meme but I’d watch a race to afford a bond or a “all free quests” speedrun.

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who are you quoting?

Imagine living in fantasy world where you dress like a bitch and convince yourself that you actually pass as one.

don't listen to /pol/faggots, it's easily A tier

It's ok Valve will be forced to make HL3 in order to attract attention once their revenues bomb due to epic store. Be madder that it'll most likely be shit

>mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
>mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
>mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
>mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
>mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
>mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
>mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
>mess up trick
QUICK LOAD

PC speedrunning is a joke

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

>speech impediment
>shout outs to X
>shout out to Y
>what a gaymer
>LOL they CUT a MAP LOOOL
this run is great if you watch on mute

So what is the point of having full couch if only one guy talks?

myself

Or maybe people who care about the speedrun rules aren't retarded enough to sperg out over semantics.

>mess up trick in metroid prime 2
>have to reset the game and wait an entire minute just to attempt it again
SEETHE

Its just because the tricks are far harder than any console game

>inbound cocksucker raging with wojaks
Imagine defending a run where the runner sucks shit and in his home field game, gets btfo'd by his friend who only practised it for weeks

hey Yea Forums I made a new webm
first time editing a video, pls be gentle

gacha video game

to make it seem like he has friends

So your solution is for people to change the way they think. How do you plan on changing the way they think?

>guy

Is that how MP2 went over-estimate? What the fuck happened?

It was full of mistakes, retard

What's the point of having an empty couch if only one guy talks?

Good job, I like it

>thread upon thread for steam sale
>epic has a sale
>nothing

what are some console games with built in quick save that isn't then used in speedruns to keep the speedrun not a joke?

>runner admits to making up categories for the hell of it because they didn't like one bit of tech
>you pretend people are mad about damage boosts or something
seething

tranny runs are automatically irrelevant

shit Thanks

>how dare a dude with long hair who doesn't care what pronouns to refer to him run my game

FYI if this category didn't arbitrarily limit itself, it would be incredibly boring as opposed to boring. The only alternative would be glitchless and the only way to make that interesting would be to arbitrarily allow some glitches, which would be just as arbitrary as this so-called category.

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That's not true, we had a ton of threads laughing at how badly they fucked up.

What's this game called again? Half Life? It looks pretty good!

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That's better than deleting their save, forcing the game to load a pre-existing save.

EPIC GAMER SELFIE

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No one cares about retarded tourists like you, the rules are clearly defined and the only thing that triggered you is the name of the category because it's the first and only thing you knew about it.

>Yea Forums is the entirety of pc gaming buyers

>no major glitches
there, fixed.

Posting this adorable weirdo from a few years ago again.

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>I hate Mondays
>SHUT UP
BANNED

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Nice user

>consoletard seething that his shitbox has awful load times
get bent

So you don't have any solutions. You just want to cry. Explain this to me. How would changing the name of the category to be clearer negatively affect your enjoyment?

Is backwards velocity a major glitch? Now you just turned the run from 1 hour into 6 hours

So if they're arbitrarily deciding what tech to use and what defines out of bounds and shit, why don't they just keep a save after this cutscene and always load it after they reach this point? They're already using console commands and quick loading everything anyway, so what's one more retarded thing?

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is msushi asian?

>You just want to cry
I'm not the one crying about a fucking word, what the fuck are you even trying to say?

There was tons of Epic sale threads but seething VaIvedrone kept shitposting in them day in and out.

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Yes, learn how speedrunning categories are decided. It's almost always arbitrary

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Ew Half-Life 2? I hate Gabentek when's a real game going to get ran?

>people arguing about the definition of inbounds

If it's inside the skybox it's inbounds

What console commands did they use?

Great photo user

A real life NPC.

That's his idle animation

major makes that category just as arbitrary. Slight exceptions one way or the other are just as arbitrary. Excluding a ridiculously overpowered unfun glitch from a fully glitched run is just as stupid as allowing one glitch in a glitchless run.

Only true AGDQ fans will remember this.

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His run was great at a time where GDQs were great which made it overall a fun run to watch

I love the guy that just walks right past him at the start but he can't just follow he needed his sperg moment.

sauce pls

well speech impediment nigger just said said "based [speed runner]"

based had a good run boys but its a tranny word now

seriously the only thing worse than a tranny is a "human" with a speech impediment

boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/1561112657435.png/
chink
WINNIE THE POOH

>Is backwards velocity a major glitch?
Not if it isn't defined as one in the category rules. NMG is basically the unanimous "ban shit we don't like" speedrunning category title. Super Metroid any% is actually a NMG category, for example.

>WTF how dare they not conform to my ignorant, arbitrary preconceived ideas of what a speedrun should be like?

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everyone says based, Yea Forums isnt some sekrit club
have sex

You're crying about people expressing their confusion at the discrepancy between the name of the category and the skips being performed in the game. Answer my question. How would changing the name of the category to be clearer negatively affect your enjoyment? Refusing to answer this question is a concession that you don't have a reason to argue against a clearer category name and admitting that you're just bitching for no reason.

>They're already using console commands
Except they're not. You seem to actually be too dumb to understand this run.

shout out to GAMER

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there was a point when he was in the black void

>it's another "the runner and the couch are so boring and uncharismatic my eyes start glazing over even if I try to concentrate" episode
what're we playing lads, I can't decide between ffxiv, ctr and mario maker 2

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You just gonna pretend any% and 100% aren't by far the most common categories and that every game has to do this dumb shit to make it "interesting"? I hope you aren't.

You saying this on a board that still spams pepe and wojack edits

BTW Carcinogen has recently gone insane and blaming every bad thing in his life on the success of Bawkbasoup. I think a few days ago he acknowledged on twitter that he needs help and is going to talk to a shrink

Nobody is acting offended. They're expressing how ridiculous it is to have a category stipulate that there are no out of bounds while also clearly going out of bounds; just not seriously out of bounds.

How much fucking longer are these tranny not vidya related spam threads gonna be around

Feels like this has been going on for 2 weeks

>difficult fight in pokeymans ahead
>save
>wait 10s to save
>ai shits on you
>reset to last save and waste 30s
BUT MAH PEECEE GAYMIN XD

...

hello friends

>you on the spectrum
Just like everyone else in this thread, including you.
Welcome to speedrunning.

>You're crying about people expressing their confusion
I'm laughing at your retardation and attempts at arguing semantics because you got triggered over a speedrun.

>How would changing the name of the category to be clearer negatively affect your enjoyment?
It would make retards sperg out less so yes it would be less enjoyable.

Yes. A lot of "any%" runs are actually runs that ban major glitches, otherwise they'd be boring. See: OoT and Super Metroid for the two most popular examples.

>Even robots love speedrunning and TASbot is ready to show off an All Red Berries run for us if we get the funds ready. We currently have an incentive for TASbot to do a Celeste run and you can help it happen here
This shit has been in every marathon since release.

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Console commands was already used in the run

based is from lil b like 8 years ago retard

It's nearly like doing risky tricks and messing them up should be punishing.

Play her game

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The positioning information in the top right.

why is a category not being arbitrary so important to you

love me some ギャル

That's what I thought, you retard. You have no legitimate reason to disagree, you just want to argue.

Did the guy in white shirt just put his arm over that poor girl? This is sexual harassment

Is he alright?

Where's the cringe?

>everyone says based
lol. have sex

Go cry about it on the HL2 discord or some shit and get laughed off.

Who's the cutie on the couch with the big, shiny L E G S?

>tfw bought celeste but refunded it because it was boring

eff

Says the guy crying about posts on Yea Forums.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH

Never Forget

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Incredibly based and more entertaining than most runs

i wasn't expecting that

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I agree with you, but OOT any% doesn't ban anything.

You're confusing which side of the argument I am on here.

>discord

What have I missed?

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and it was co-opted by Yea Forums retard. but now it's a tranny word.

I can't believe how smooth the movement looked there for a game from 2004, looks like a cutscene

nice i actually never bothered to watch it before and i just finished the game a couple weeks ago

>>>>>inbounds

no, you are literally arguing that arbitrary categories are inherently a bad thing somehow.

Any% opens the door to runs that can trigger the end credits with memory manipulation/ACE so they have to put in stipulations or you end up with one-second super mario world runs or zero second full pokedex pokemon runs

who this

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imagine taking things this seriously

Holy shit

Any reaction to this?

First time I heard it was Cosmo's MST run from spring 2011

>tranny still seething

Rate this inbounds run!

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my flanks

Larxa

O for inbounds.

BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
not as good as cunnyeater69

based

B. It was okay

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Out of bounds/10

The gordan freeman joke was kinda funny

based

>>gman in black face
why is this allowed

B

A run although the category have questionable rules.

imagine getting baited that easily

slobber goblin wouldn't shut up/10

The runner was visibly shook and they had to pause the stream for a minute while he disabled the overlay.

Dial 8

This entire run has been an entertaining and off-the-rails joke. SSS for sure.

>SEEDLESS minecraft speedrun
oh no no no

c

Thank god the Blizzard/Valve shit was all clumped together this year. Hit the sack as soon as Sly finished. Shame the rest of the day seems just as boring

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The runner was exasperated at steam friends being turned off but that still popping up, was funny.

Imagine being this autistic.

C
You've seen one HL2 run, you've seen them all

B

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which one of you was it

The couch told him he'd better sign out of steam friends, but he already had, so he went to turn off the overlay. They stopped the run and put crowdcam on for another minute or two.

B

fuck off tranny
cosmo was a Yea Forums tranny. also fuck off newfag

was aight pretty crazy shit

10/10

>inbounds

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Fuck off

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They immediately stopped the run to rectify this. Very very quickly. That was the only notification that got through.

And now we still wait for Half Life 3

A-, some cringy stuff but it was fast.

OMG is he ok!?!?

S as always. HL runs will always be good because of god tier movement mechanics and skill required to pull it off. The only negative is calling it """inbounds"""

holy shit that trannie alex just loves to hear himself talk the entire time

>have to sit and wait for a couple more hours to get to the Mega Man block

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PUHAHAHAHAHA

Legit A-, fun crazy movement, almost never staying still, but commentary got annoying at times.

Out/Bounds

dilate

All me

A, it was good but nothing spectacular.

So you are being a retard, most people don't admit it, good for you.

C

why do all hapas love facial abuse

based

F. Found it utterly boring.

Holy fuck

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Get help

B, okay run, cringe commentary, retarded category

source engine has one of the most advanced facial animations in gaming, even by today standards. Alyx has more than 20 facial "muscles". also, no mocap was used, everything is handmade.

Be honest

Are you excited for Minecraft

>runner admits to making up categories for the hell of it because they didn't like one bit of tech
Which is exactly the way it should be. I hate that we still have to watch 10 minutes of cutscenes in the beginning of Super Mario Sunshine every time for no reason other than autists wanting it to be "authentic".

O for Out of Bounds

C

I wonder how many times Dist has creampied her this week.

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>Any%
What does that even mean? He builds some shithouse in the woods and calls it a day?

SS for stupid stuff.

Seriously, people need to know just what "inbounds" means

solid b

8/10.
Source flying is a cool task to master but makes for less interesting runs.

I zoned out did he just say "we have a donation from daffy cuck"?

Have patience brother, we'll make it.

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haha, epic!

No. Stop participating in conversations you can't follow with your goldfish brain. People didn't like the arbitrary category where the biggest glitch is excluded because it would make the run boring to watch. The only alternative would be glitchless which is also just as boring. "No major glitches" was suggested as another alternative and the idea of including some glitches in a glitchless run is just as arbitrary as excluding one glitch from a glitched run. I can't believe I wasted time explaining this shit to you. You probably forget a sentence after starting to read the next one.

>This HL2 run

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Best run of SGDQ for the best game of all time.

I guess he tries to beat the dragon at the End

Cunnyeater69 was better

F

B

This style of clothing seems to be a huge red flag. Any girl who actually wears this in public is bound to be insane

F - fucked up nearly every trick and quick loaded multiple times a second, dumb category, slightly cringe commentary, but not cringe enough to be funny.

God damn it I'm going to miss it and it really pisses me off since it might actually be good for once now that proto isn't at the event.

How can you wear this in public

>Mega Man block
Cancer.

>also, no mocap was used, everything is handmade.
that's really impressive

cringe

think it's just till you beat ender dragon, as opposed to complete all achievements etc

>still haven't finished Patlabor TV or the two movies
I'm lazy

RULES from speedrun.com
> Out of Bounds is defined as the player's hitbox is all the way in the void(ex. velocity being set to 4.5 while stuck). Being stuck inside a brush(3 dimensional map geometry) is allowed.

> Use Livesplit to get without loads time. No scripts.

> Console commands that are allowed:
> use weapon_(weapon name)
> cl_showpos
> toggle_duck
> r_portalsopenall
> fps_max
> reload
> kill

> Any other console exclusive commands are not allowed (wait, sv_cheats 1, ch_createairboat, etc.).

> You are also allowed to bind a command to multiple keys (for example having jump bound to space and mousewheel). Binding multiple commands to one key is allowed (For example bind c "reload; fps_max 30").

> Save deletion is allowed. No HUD modifications that give you an advantage (for example disabling white flashes).
Yea Forumsermins are retarded

solid B+

B for inBounds

>"No major glitches" was suggested as another alternative and the idea of including some glitches in a glitchless run is just as arbitrary as excluding one glitch from a glitched run.
And?

She's just a Twitch memer. Half the things she says out loud are just Twitch emotes

>minecraft
>random seed
>glitchless
>85 minutes
What the FUCK are they thinking?

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ikr?

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To be an attention whore

Also not allowed: being a fag. Your run is invalid.

FUCKING BANNED

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she's a degenerate

Why do speedrunners only play childrens games?
The only based ones are the ones that play real mens games.

They don't care for you shitty opinions
Furries and ironic weebs were a mistake

A bit. Random seed could be interesting. Fixed seed runs are always boring.

Then start running a "begins from save after opening cutscene" category and get everyone else to start running it instead.

yes

Seeded Minecraft runs are garbage.

I like Covert's runs, but he's an annoying donation reader.

Why didn't your mom love you?

>the idea of including some glitches in a glitchless run
but it's not including some glitches in a glitchless run. it's excluding major glitches from a no major glitches run.

great image, saved

A for gAmers

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

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It's definitely going to be a trainwreck which will make it fun to watch

Updated for B tier.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // SMW (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG // Pac-Man World // Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // RE2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // SMB3 // Invictus // Grand Poo World 2 // Banjo-Kazooie
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
B: DMC // Spyro // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // LoZ Randomizer // Furi // C&C // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II // Sly Cooper // Diablo 2 // Half Life / Half Life 2
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet // Mario Kart DD
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // STFU // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: SMB2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // FE Fates // KH3 // Quake
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // LoZ: LBW // SMG 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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>Covertmuffin

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>shilling the tranny game so hard that it even gets its own twitch ads

>Tunic is never coming out
Why must they tease me by showing it ???

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Just two more runs, guys!

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Random seed might make it at least a bit interesting

They want fun.

kys

cringe

>can hear his retarded laugh even when he's not on a microphone

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>*muffled fwahahaha in the distance*

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>half of them will commit suicide
Cursed selfie.

How autistic is the ranking poster

>all the runs I want to watch are over for today
Oh well...

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Oof, there was mention of this during one of the last threads. Some user posted a screen shot of Carci's blow up about Bawk. It's pretty bad but I'm glad his getting help.

Why the fr*ck is Best Buy a sponsor this year?

>redefine out of bounds so you can say you're inbounds
So exactly as retarded as everyone has been saying? Thanks for proving Yea Forums right, I guess.

games

oh sweet, fwhaha guy is next?

cringe

They're based

>redefine
How is it "redefining" if they're making the definition? Retard.

Not nearly as autistic as the people who investigate the tier lists and want to change them. All he's doing is math. These spergs are the ones thinking their opinions matter.

you came back

based reddit boomer coming in with a cringe music file

Is it worth pulling an all nighter? It's 1am so I could still save my sleep schedule from getting fucked up again.

Just another company in on the money laundering.

Yay

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>octoshit

oh god oh please oh fuck let there be some major choke in the minecraft speedrun
ill literally die laughing if he loses all his items to the void or lava by some miracle

>Y'all ready for this? @CovertMuffin sure is and he'll be starting Hyper Light Drifter shortly!
So much FWAHAHAHAHA this event.

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Cringe and unbased.

>that sweat patch
imagine the smell

time to do something productive

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Except they didn't make it, out of bounds long predates speedrunning.

>he thinks there's an "official" definition of inbounds
lmao

fuck this faggot

Nah, bro. Sleep is important. Your immune system is going to take a hit without sleep. You don't want to get sick just so you can watch some bullshit run.

excited for HLD

luckily only for 30min.

his laugh nooooooooooo

PWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE DID THE LAUGH AND I CLAPPED

Fnahaha

>Pwahahaha within the first five seconds of this fuck being on screen
He has to be doing this on purpose

>pwahahah
It's this guy

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PUHAHAHAHAHA

when is the bonesaw run?

Christ his laugh has gotten a bit old

THIS FUCKING GUY AGAIN???

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I liked this guy's star wars jedi academy run. Don't >> me

>the Minecraft run will be random seed
That's gonna be a mess, won't it? How are they even gonna find a stronghold without grinding ender pearls and shit like that?

>onions
lost it

my boy muffin is back

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My immune system is very powerful.

>Pwahahaha

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>no trannies
instant sss run

You would fuck CovertMuffin, wouldn't you, Yea Forums?

Muted

In prior years it was genuine but I guess this year reddit told him he was a big meme now he does it because they clap and donate money when he does

How the fuck did a faggot like Bawk even get popular? Even had Capcom promoting his RE run.

this is the only good run he did

what happened to blueglass

today is a pretty solid day, i would say watch it and catch up on sleep tomorrow during the shitfest

That's almost a real life Mr. Bean.

He'd be a chad if he would gain some muscle.

covertmuffin is a gangster

There's no universal definition for what is out of bounds. It depends on the game and engine. Out of bounds in Chrono Trigger is not the same as Out of Bounds in Half Life

>I DON'T LIKE SO IT'S BAD
Kill yourself
>posted definition
>it doesn't count because i said so
Kill yourself.

id give a nickel for a "no laugh" covertmuffin run

if it's math then use number's instead of letters for tranparency

downloaded and preserver for future generations

Autism always finds a way.

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how much pussy has this man got since he first did that star wars jedi training run?

>pixelshit

Back in then.

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puhahahahahaha

inb4 /locate

he died and faggotmuffin absorbed his soul and destroyed his laugh
this is the lore

Fun fact, the host for Megaman 2/3 is the same dude who ran off on camera and tripped last GDQ.

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>make a twin stick shooter
>except you can only shoot in the direction you're facing
this game is so shit

Is this guy a normie?

hahaha! did you voice that yourself user?

busted for sexual harassment

i'm not gay but i would like to kiss him and cuddle with him, maybe touch our penises together

Estimate is an hour and a half, I'm sure he has a decent strat. Either way it's probably going to be amusing.

Fuck, that sounds real good and I'm going to miss it

he got run banned

Failed chad

PWUHUHUHUH

Is Covert actually one of the best looking runners there.

well holy goddamn

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>no major glitches
can't wait for Yea Forums autists to howl about the game using glitches they perceive as major.

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Donations help push it as a meme he does now, instead of a genuine laugh

Bro all you're doing is defending the name of a category. You can't explain why changing it would hurt you. It would just make the runs more entertaining because the runner wouldn't need to spend so long explaining the category. This is irrefutable; you're acting like you want to hear the runner list excuses constantly. This is why your bullshit is being ignored. You're not arguing with rationale or logic; you're just arguing an appeal to tradition despite how inefficient it is.

ISOLATED

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literally one of the best isometric action games, you retard

deep
lol you’re funny

he is now

Call it something else, then. Its really simple, he goes outside the bounds of the map dozens of times, then they make jokey comments about being inbounds whenever he does it. Its a minor thing, but you dumbasses just stubbornly pretending they invented those words themselves is kinda silly

Is this the FWAAHAHAHAHHAA guy?

Pwahahahaha, nice joke user!

The letters coincide with numbers. Count them.

PWAHAHAHA

>literally one of the best isometric action games, you retard
did you play like 3 games in your life you dumb faggot?

It was fine when you posted this when she couched and stuff, but you're one pathetic fucking incel to keep obsessing and stalking some girl you never even talked with before and who doesn't even know who the fuck you are.

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wait wtf im actually looking forward to the minecraft run now

>isometric

Don't know about that but definitely the most obnoxious.

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You just heard him laugh didnt you?

>isometric
This is top down, not isometric

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he said "frick this stupid hecking game" 15 years ago and got perma banned

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fuck off retard

based lynch poster

the PUHUHUHU laugh, you can just feel how fake it is, literally canned laughter

he's literally programmed himself to make this noise while streaming to people, this is how streamers work
i'm so sad he exists, please help him

CHOKE

>already died
great.

It does feel forced

>still arguing over inbounds and people being angry over inbounds

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didn’t he also get silenced and wasn’t given a mic headset when he flew in to sit on the couch for a friends run

please, please, PLEASE, have sex. your mom wants you to have sex. have sex so your mom can be a grandma

Calm down, Dist.

He just laughed normally.

>the real laugh
I miss old muffin

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he sometimes slips up and let's hit real laugh through, but yeah the FWUAHAHAHA is obnoxious

It was genuine in previous years, reddit informed him how big of an EPIC meme his laughter was and how they would donate more money if he did it more often this year

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yea they also kept him out of the promo photographs

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>anything unique about someone must be attention whoring
youtube.com/watch?v=9uIrAN4JneY

>Reddit muffin

shut up bussy i have sex all the time with my hotgirlfriend and her friends u need to respect your elders you pussy nerd

>im speshul

protomagicalgirl is a tyrant

No you retard, his PWUAHHAHAHA used to be genuine but now it just sounds fake and forced.

In what direction? starting from what side of the list? what happens when they add an SSSS? what the fuck is omega?

it's all opaque as fuck and the scores are obviously rigged, stop being naive!

Can someone edit this so it looks like he's reacting to the FUCK_NIGGERS_AND_TRANNIES friend request?

couch people are left out of the photos all the time you dingdong. the hired photography monkey doesn't know who or care who bonesaw is

I never knew andrew garfield was a speedrunner.

It's all comes to
>i doesn't like that name
autism

no he's a diaper boy

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Wait, this game is Furi but pixelshit?

the laugh sounds like it always does you retards you're just jaded to everything now

no fuck off incel

PUAHAHAHAHAHA

When are some good runs anons?

>muffin is DaS all bosses later
NO

real talk is there anything wrong with being jaded

>please, please, PLEASE, have sex

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dilate

covertmuffin is actually kinda cute no homo

No, and it came out before Furi.

>its very painful

Split/Second is both shit tier and god tier

The name is misleading. It's not about like or dislike. It's carelessly named which just invites questions and potential confusion. If people watching for the first time are compelled to ask "I thought this was no OOB. What gives?" then obviously there's a miscommunication. Your defense of a miscommunication is irrational. You still haven't supplied any rational reason for it to remain the same. All you can do is complain that other people are complaining which is not an argument. You're never going to be correct about this if you have no argument.

This is just a lets play

boring game and boring run, I would take a tranny run at this point

kys

copulate

This. It's an experience for sure, and the dude definitely got laid from it.

It looks the same thing.

>the scores are obviously rigged

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dick cutters

Il have sex with you

Twisted Sister

cutting corners

Dial ate

The Dilation Station

120%

Dilation Radio Station

>The name is misleading.
Yes and that's why the runner said that it will most likely get renamed.

...

NEW

Trag, shrek xl, smw race, super bomberman 2, s/s for god tier cringe, punch out blindfold.

at least it's a 37 minute lets play

sunny day reality escape

>teleport behind you

Scissor Sisters

That's fine. There's no issue if it gets changes. I'm sure it's annoying as fuck for the runners to need to talk about it all of the time.

I don't remember in Furi when you traverse an overworld, talk with shopkeepers, collects items, and fight non-boss enemies. I guess all that must be in Furi or you wouldn't be saying they seem like the same thing, though.

not bad band name

yes little girl, you're far too trusting

I have exactly 0 issues with the ultimate ratings because they coincide with the average of the ratings in the threads. They all reflect the consensus (in the real list).

He's doing that like he thinks he's good at it.

That's a really empty club.