What happend? Why is it so close?

Is it a different team each day? Or are you stuck with your one team the whole time?

Is there anywhere to actually inspect each team's distance value? I have no idea whether it's worthwhile to attack cockatiel.

The latter

Attack Cock is the best option, fuck those birdniggers

stuck to it like glue

Steam randomly gives one from top three, probably, I didn't get one so I'm not sure how it goes
You're stuck with the same team through the whole thing

I thought 1st place gets all 3 2nd place gets top 2 and 3rd gets just the top item.

If your tortise or pig then best to attack the cock. Get yourself 2nd or 3rd place. Just ignore corgi there gonna win it regardless.

i think they just changed how the diagram is displayed. I mean, corgi's number is still much larger than the others but guess they tweaked the visualization

jesus christ. if they can't even make a sale game function properly how the fuck are they going to ever make a real video game

Well, the attack UI is completely fucked anyway so I guess it doesn't matter.

Shits more confusing than it needs to be but i guess people are just hungry for free games. I can't buy shit at the moment so i want a freeby of them.

this

Don't listen to the people who say you don't have to do anything, you have to participate to get put on the lottery list.

Participate how though? do i need to buy shit or do i pick a team or do i got use my boosts from game playing.

>spam a ton of boosts
>seemingly no difference at all
It's hard to tell if this shit is even doing anything.

>PLAY ANY GAME WITH STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS RECENTLY PLAYED GAMES (8 AVAILABLE)
Play any game for 30 minutes or more during the Grand Prix event to earn points for your achievements.

READ THE FUCKING PAGE

>never won a free game during any event
what does it feel like, bros?

pick team and earn those game achievment points or whatever the fuck they're called

>play a video game
Fuck that shit. Not worth it.

How are those quest's supposed to work. Like, "complete a tf2 casual match"

I did it, and it counted, next time i did, it didn't count it anymore. WAT?

steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/1612767708777544444

feels like life
shit

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If you end the boost you have to pay to fuel with the quests

Anons choose one
boost now
or
boost later tomorrow

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now

if you dont boost today you lose it

So, if i have boost meter full now and i use it, it will start counting those quests after i have used the boost. Correct?

>have a slow down item
>can't fucking use it for no reason
I just want to secure second place. Fuck you steam.

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where does it say that?

Gaben nerfed us to appease the unwashed masses

since when does valve makes video games?

Not even the nerf stopped us
The lesser teams are just retarded

every day valve give 100 capacity

do quest for fuel or use achivements

once you use fuel you lose the capacity (for have more PAY goy)

has steam actually awarded anyone a index yet? or do they ignore it and go for actual videogames?

lol at the absolute state of corgdumbs
keep seething, team hare is here to fuck you all up

You have to click on the animal you want to attack. I'd call a dumbass but I probably wouldn't know about this if I hadn't read about it before desu

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The team select is what's broken.

>to appease the unwashed masses
He nerfed the unwashed masses though.

Bunny what'chu waiting for?
Welcome to my corgi store
Time for you to prove you're not with piggu anymore
And step into my corgi store

rigged so it stays more interesting, like every event on steam

So the slow down doesn't work
I selected the animal I want to slow down but it does nothing.

Fuck off redditniggerfaggot

Success breeds jealousy

also fuck tortoises

why?

>losing to bacon
OHNONONONO

youtube.com/watch?v=kEgNKAR-L24

youtube.com/watch?v=TenBibAStlI

Don't want to see their ugly shit instead of chad corgi

r8 my selection.
Anything I should add?

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Look at these dudes
Oh no no no no
PFTAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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>This kills the corgifags

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first of all you should remove Childporn 2077
Then add Slipstream

>Childporn 2077
Is this a new meme?

Does putting the HTC vive 1st work or any hardware or is it just games

tortoise are Yea Forums

they are green like yotsuba

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It wasn't close at all.

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turtle bros
we need to secure our lead
slow down all cockniggers
they cannot take over us.
let them fend with the pigs for 3rd.

Even with Gaben's help Turtlefags can't compete
How embarrassing

it is

It's busted

>corgi participants will never get a reward
lol

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They are just making it look close so people dont throw a fit
Look at the numbers, Bitch is still way ahead

The nerf was just visual

It costs boost to slow other teams. I think they changed it overnight.

The numbers are the boost, not how far along it is.

fact is that corgis have been losing their lead day after another
sure you may win today, but tomorrow is another story
tomorrow is the day corgis dig their own graves while the other teams shovel dirt upon their coffin
may death have mercy on you corgis. I won't

bitch im an autistic faggot who watch this race every 5 minute. Considering the numbers corgi should already finished the next 2 race and yet it looks like its a close race

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You might want to try learning to count then, because the vast difference between 3k and 400~ doesn't correlate with the lengths shown, brainlet.

Cope loser
3 days in a row and non of you losers can stop us

yeah corgi should be ahead 7x more than what they show

Not really
I suspect every other team is using their speed-down or steal-boosts on corgis

you wont be able to get '83, has to be a game that has a price tag on it

You talk big for a fucking loser

they already removed those numbers, you see the remaining on the screen

based corgichad

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And yet it isn't, funny that huh?
I mean even just look at pig and cockatiel, the numbers are for how much boost they currently have, it's not a progress number.

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they fixed slow downs

Looks like your bubble is about to burst
I can't say I'm a big fan of Tortoises, but I'd rather have them win than corgis

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corgi went all day wiht 1000 or more boost. Others got lucky if they were able to get 1000, but around 500-700 was the avarage. Yet its a close call in the race.
Game is rigged, I dont care what kind of delusions you trying to shove down our throat.

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>reddit vs the rest
Of course a congregation of tryhard faggots are gonna team up and win

Not even remotely close

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>R-reddit reddit reddit!! WAAAH!
Sad

This event was such a clusterfuck. I'm glad Epic Game Store is taking market share.

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Disregard that, they fixed it.

What's the over-under on Mordhau going on sale?

this
Its jusy visual because everyone complained how much corgi was ahead of the others
The mutt has had 5x's the boost of the others the entire race but they are keeping the icon just ahead of the others.
I understand why they did it, but their not fooling anyone.

>corgi is over halfway through the finish line
>tort has barely reached it
lmao

>hare in last
Guess this is karma for getting third place

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They made adjustments to the boost based on the user counts, hence why corgi isn't insta winning in the first few hours of the day.
>I dont care what kind of delusions you trying to shove down our throat.
Nigger what the fuck are you smoking? Look at your own teams boost beside your gauge, it's the boost you actual retard.

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>chad
>every normie and their moms picked corgi
the chads stand out from the masses, nice ego though, reddit

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The length is just the 24 hour time period before reset

By that logic, only pigs are chads

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>not picking the animal you (think) you'd like the most

Corgis are chads. They always look happy and the grass tickles their balls when they run outside. The only other viable choice is cockatiel. I could never own a cockatiel unfortunately(too much work...) but respect anyone who likes them.

Tortoises don't have the mental capacity to love you.

Chads win though sweetie, better luck tomorrow

i spent 3 € on a DLC at almost one hour from the end of the 2nd day racing and didn't spent the boost gaimed from it, after the race finished my boost got back to 100

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>Tortoises don't have the mental capacity to love you.
sounds just like me

Is tortoise actually about to photo finish in 1st? If it does it all but confirms this shit is rigged.

GO AWAY, GREENIE, I WANT MY CP2077

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corgiredditfags are sweating fucking bullets right now

corgis are about to be BTFO

i'm so glad i picked tortoise
real fighters and chads, i love y'all

yeah pigs are chads

It's only visual rigging. The reality is that tort is hours away from having a chance.

>Corgi has way over 1000 boost for the last 23 hours
>tortoise was around 700 +-100
>Photofinish
Enjoy your rigged win turtleniggers.

>pick hare because I like rabbits
>last place every day

slow and steady lads

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the other teams were barely near 1k for the first two days and corgi was regularly in the 3k area, now minutes before the end of the race every other team gets a 500-1000 boost and corgi gets kneecapped. valve is obviously interfering with the race.

>hare
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>corgifags who don't understand how the game works start screaming rigged

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bunnygirls belong on the bottom

let's see what the official Yea Forums team is
strawpoll.me/18237338/
strawpoll.me/18237338/
strawpoll.me/18237338/

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Valve will make it so every team wins once dont worry.

Team Bavi here
Turtles are bros
Fuck corgis and fuck buns
Pigs seem cool

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>corgis are slamming turtles again
>almost nothing to cocks
turtles are going to get 3rd aren't they

>corgifags complaining about rigging because their exploit got patched.
LMAO at you're live

>He doesn't know that more people on your team slows you down

THEY'VE LITTERALLY DELETED A THOUSAND POINTS FROM US WTF

I just started paying attention to the race, turns out I can buy a discount? How does it work in case of me buying a game cheaper than that discount?

>putting corgi as an option for Yea Forums team

>you're live
I'm not a corgifag, but come on.

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You get it for free.

>launch game that involves winning things that cost money
>change rules overnight without explaining it
How legal is this? Sounds literally like rigged gambling.

I can't disagree with that sentiment.

THE BIRD IS RIGHT BEHIND US HOLD ME CORGICHADS

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you're still gonna win, they are just trying to make it "look" close so people dont scream foul and even worse, stop spending money to participate

We'll get our spotlight
We'll benefit from the Tortoise v. Corgi rivalry
When they least expect it we'll dump all our nitros at once and photo finish in 1st

>He thinks he is going to win a free game

Valve and reddit false flag accounts made that shit up glow in the dark shills.

>there are more corgis here than pigs or hares combined
fucking redditors go back

I mean does the rest of discount disappear forever?

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THIS CAN'T BE HABBENING

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>Everything I don't like is reddit

They adjusted how the game works aka they nerfed reddit.

youtube.com/watch?v=lBK4pMivaQU
grand prix theme

It's because of this.

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It isn't.

>the team shilled by reddit
>not reddit
fuck off

big if true

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>turtletards think they have a chance at winning
>cockchads almost match corgi boosts
Sit tight bros, we’re gonna fly.

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>used all my good goy points to slow down corgi niggers

dont even care if turtards and cuckatiels win
just want to see reddit lose

>SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
>SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
>SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
>SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
>SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
>SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
>SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
SLOW DOWN THE COCKS
>SLOW DOWN THE COCKS

Everyone thinking this whole thing is legit. They know the chances are zil so they are not even doing it, everyone will blame eachothers

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>attacks climbing 50 at a time
It's just battle of the bots at this point.

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>-31k in attacks
>still winning
lmao

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Sorry turtle bro, all my dog points are going straight into your reptile ass
HAHAHAHA

no way niggy

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Valve stole this shit from Yea Forums.

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>4,611,067 players currently online on Steam
>500 games given out every day
Your odds are so incredibly low to win regardless what team you on.

>not teaming up with the underdogs to defeat corgit

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april fools was better
>all randomized
>shitposting didn't do shit
>The OC

and Yea Forums stole it from that one google halloween game with the witches

>Corgi and Tortoise are neck and neck
>cocks and pig is literally inches from each other
>pig might get third place judging by the boost and attack minus
>hare....
>hare is fucked
being a hare is suffering

shut the fuck up corginigger you dont understand statictics

ahem... FUCK CORGI REDDITARDS

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How would you LEGTIMATELY know what the animal reddit coordinated to use w/o going to reddit? Maybe when you're there one time you should just stay.

Uh oh corgis looks like your time is up
Fun fact: Dogs are served as a meal in china
and you're about to be served some destruction on a galactic level

>currently online

multiply that by 10 user
it doesnt matter if youre online or not
its easier to win a lotery than this

Enjoy 4th place, pig chink

2/4 are Corgi faggots
while other teams have a slightly better chance in winning something
Thankfully i picked the based tortoise team

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>corgi has 1000x and -32x in attacks
>tortoise at 800x and basically no one attacking them
OH NO NO NO NO NO corginiggers btfo

Reminder
Corgi = Reddit
Turtle = election tourists
Cockchads = Yea Forums
Hare = dead

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So how does winning free games work? Do you get a free game from your wishlist if your team is in the top 3 at the very end of the sale? What does today's race determine ?

Post
>your team
>your favorite other team
>your least favorite other team

Team peep here
Team PB were cool
Fuck cr*me

>rubberbanding

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We must win this brothers. Do it...for her

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YOU HEARD HIM BOYS
ATTACK THE GREEN BITCH

How long until reset? 2 hours?

Turtle are bros fellow bavi

Yeah, but we're expected to be pirates.

>Cockchads = Yea Forums
Yea right, "birbs" are second most reddit animal, queer

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>2/4
Why not just say 1/2?

my friends are redditors and they all went corgi

is this the final day of the race?

no, the race ends on July 7th

>posts anime
>is also a retarded faggot
clockwork

There's still another fucking hour before it finishes.

I bet.

no 1 hour and 1-2 minutes

Based
Peep
Mini
Creme

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1 hour

10AM PST
1PM EST

THE FUCKING NOSE IS OVER THE LINE YOU CUNTS

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REDCOCK TEAM STANDING BY, TIME TO NUKE SOME TURTLE ASS.

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>Hare has the least boost with the most attacks
What the fuck is you niggers problem with hare? Leave her alone

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
cocks on suicide watch

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>my friends are redditors
Get the fuck out of here, plebbit reject

>HARE BEATING COCK
OH NO NO NO NO

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They are from college and some left from high school.

The finish line is the 24 hour cycle

>pig nowhere to be seen
but they are in 4th place?

The race day cycles at 10am PDT, how are you able to post without being able to read.

TURTLECHADS WIN

TURTLECHADS WIN

TURTLECHADS WIN

EAT SHIT CORGITARDS

EAT SHIT CORGITARDS

EAT SHIT CORGITARDS

TURTLECHADS WIN

TURTLECHADS WIN

TURTLECHADS WIN

THIS NOT NOT A DRILL
>HARE IS BEATING COCK
HARE IS BEATING COCK
>HARE IS BEATING COCK
HARE IS BEATING COCK
>HARE IS BEATING COCK
HARE IS BEATING COCK
>HARE IS BEATING COCK
HARE IS BEATING COCK
>HARE IS BEATING COCK
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

is it possible to refund the games after using them to upgrade ones boost capacity and using ones points

>retard cocks slowing down tortoise because they want to eat corgi ass
i really hope you cocks don't do this

A company fucked up and the internet sperged out and blamed reddit. Instead of admitting any error they adjusted the game that was fucked from the start a few days into it. Basically marketing a la contrived controversy and Yea Forums eats it up because "muh reddit"....and I thought Yea Forums was pathetic with that shit.

They're obviously manipulating it at this point because they realized how much they fucked up.

Don’t acknowledge chinks

>corgi visibly over the line
>tortoise wins lmoa

this shit sucks

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you can refund the game but you get negative boost capacity.
the game is poorly coded

you double jian we're not slowing you down
Cocks and tort are bros

How much time is left?

LMAO PIGCHADS ARE ON THE LOOSE

Sure.

58 minutes left

>Cocks and tort are bros
This is what retards actually believe

At least 1 hour

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING ARRGHHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO CORGI BROS

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damn, hopefully this time i get something

>everyone trying to compare groups to something
>when the easy comparison is right here

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>picks the team of the normies
>"I-I'm not reddit, I s-swear"

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SLOW DOWN THE DANG TURTLESHITTER
COME ON COCKS WE CAN DO THIS

It happened.

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TORT IS BEATING CORGI
FUCKING FINALLY

Oh shit, Turdles are number 1 now

TURTLE CHADS RISE UP
>REDDIT LITERALLY UP IN FLAMES
TURTLE CHADS RISE UP
>REDDIT LITERALLY UP IN FLAMES
TURTLE CHADS RISE UP
>REDDIT LITERALLY UP IN FLAMES
TURTLE CHADS RISE UP
>REDDIT LITERALLY UP IN FLAMES

MUH DIGITAL ANIMAL RACES
Yea Forumsiggers

>corgi consistently faster
>tortoise gets ahead
nice rigged game

get fucked corgis

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EAT SHIT FILTHY REDDIT-DOGS
youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG
TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG
TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG
TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG
TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG
TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG
TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG
TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG
TURTLE GANG
>TURTLE GANG

>using “normies”
Shoo shoo normalfag

>He thinks i will fall for corgi false flag propaganda

We stand united caninecucks

>became a HOY chad and I didnt even know it
all is well in the world

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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
DELUDED CORGOS BEATEN

TOMORROW THEY'LL GET 3RD THEN 4TH

KEEP FUCKING WITH CORGI
WE ARE SO CLOSE THIS IS THE LAST MILE

Cocks you gotta slow pig and rabbit so we can keep a comfy 3th place

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>chad
>had to be handed a win by the mods

t. corgicuck lmao

Good job turtlecucks. How's it feel to win by overlord choosing you instead of hard teamwork?

SLOW AND STEADY BITCHES.

Cockatiel NEEDS to win because birds are objectively superior to all other animals on that list.

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>other teams needed valve to rigg the race to even have a chance

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uh oh it switched

inb4 corgi rubberbands back to #1, wins and then Yea Forums spergs out about muh reddit team

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come on turtlebros one more hour!

>corgis just overtook them
LOL

>corgis
>had to use the entire population of reddit to win
fufufufufu

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>valve manipulating the race to make it more "exciting"
oh brother, I can't believe you poors are so invested in potentially getting a $60 game with odds so skewed you're more likely to get struck by lightning

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Yup. All the other teams' fee fees would get huwt if they didn't magically be near the finish line for no reason, despite corgi singlehandedly dominating it on sheer force of population.
I don't really care much since I already won Cyberpunk 2077 (as Corgi), but watching it changing from a hilariously dominant battle into a rigged shitshow is disappointing.

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>waaaah it's rigged
Cry more you reddit faggot. You overbloat your team and get called out for it. When you get stomped on by valve you bitch and cry. Fucking pathetic.

Slow and Steady boys slow and steady. Not over yet.

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SLOW DOWN CORGI
MAKE THEM GO IN THIRD

Isn't there still an hour left on this?

FUCK YEAH TURTLEBROS

SEETHE
SEETHE
SEETHE

>hard teamwork?
Army of reddit
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

CORGI'S BACK BABY

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OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

>post yfw turtlecucks actually thought they could win one

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NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK CORGIBROS
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE LOSING
I SPENT FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS TO BOOST US
WHAT THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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My nigha

my cap is MAX. ;_;
23,984

TURTLECHAD HERE

JUST GOT MY FREE GAME

IM SO HAPPY

WE DID IT

CORGITARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>hard teamwork?

You mean fucking zerg rush?

>Lose lead
>corgicucks start unzipping the paypigs and massive boosts
lmfao scared??

As a corgi i actually like the new update. actually gives people a chance to win

>300x slower but somehow 2nd

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Yeah, Valve is fucking with the race to make people try and buy shit to boost
The sad part is that it works

this

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someone stole

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STOP ATTACKING ALLIES!

KEEP ATTACKING ON CORGIKEKS!

>FUCK CORGI NIGGERS
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Screencap or it didn't happen faggot

Bloated team is already punished because there's a smaller chance to win a game even if you are first. Now it's rigged on top of that.

>People sperging on Yea Forums.
>It's rigged from the start so each team gets 1st and 2nd place at least once.
>Free games are probably not even real. How would you even check if it's legit?
Sasuga Valve-Sama, please let me suck your corporate smegma more. #MasterRace

dude, valve did this shit way back in 2014

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TURTLE

You dumbasses, the heads are a seperate graphic overlayed on top of the actual progress meter and they are different lengths so the tip of the nose doesn't indicate position.

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Fuck of glow in the dark shill

Turdles have 12k attacks on them
ouch.

>day1
hmmm this doesnt look profitable
>day2
half of the steam users use the same team for gibbz, we cant allow that
>day3
we will just bend the rules day after day until everyone win exactly 2 times so noone can say its rigged

F for tortbros
they got nuked by leddit

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Get shat on

Yeah that's what I'm thinking.
This shit is so rigged its not even funny. Expect cock to win race 4 because valve will shadow hand this shit so hard from now on.

>get fucked

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>each team gets 1st and 2nd place at least once
corgi niggers got 1st twice dumb nigger

>>hare is fucked
hare are sluts, they love being fucked

Keep crying, corgicuck

>FUCK CORGI NIGGERS
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN
NOT TODAY
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN FUCK FUCK FUCK

proof?
Literally proof for any of the bullshit that you just typed?

COCKBROS WHAT THE FUCK WE AREN'T THIRD PLACE HELP

Why the fuck is it not counting any quests for playing TF2? Played 2 hours through matchmaking and didn't get SHIT.

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I've played this game too much.

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How did you get that first image.

honestly I'll take 2nd place, better odds for a free game

50 MINUTES LEFT
WE CAN STILL DO THIS

I wish I joined based pig team

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Is this just Yea Forums having fun?
You all know Valve rigs these "events" so that every team can win at least once, right?

>PIG IS AHEAD OF COCK
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BIRDBROS ATTACK

>free games are not real
lol

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Still waiting lying nigger
Also i'm not even corgi you obsessed cuck

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>corgi wins 3 days in a row

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>forgot about the event
>wake up right now
>see the threads
>am corgi and losing
>dump the 20k points I had
>start to win
>thread gets pissy

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>turdle at -12k debuff

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Please buy more to increase your cap!

My cap is already MAX. I spent $200! No more for me. Please buy for the sake of our team!

shut the fuck up ESL middle eastern faggot

>Pig has fucking half the speed of Cock yet somehow their rising to third
Holy shit valve fuck off with your "inconspicuous" speed boosting

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He's right you gullible nigger, it's obvious to anyone who isn't retarded because we'd do the same thing if we were running it

Rules:
>You get 4500 at the start
>And +100 each day
What actually happened
>Day one: 550 points
>Day two: 650 points
>Day three: 1000 points
This is the worst fucking event and also absolute calvinball.
>Achievements points are randomly halved on the second day
>Team Corgi dominates the fuck out of the race for 2 days
>Suddenly it's neck-to-neck on day 3

dude the event doesn't for 50 more minutes,don't fall for obvious bait

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Cockbros...

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should I be pacing out my boosts or can I just spam all my points into it at once? the maxed out 'current boost' meter makes me think I'll be wasting my points

FRY THE BACON

FUCK OFF PIG FUCKS

10% Yea Forums oldfags are just avin a giggle
90% peruvian poorfag kiddos are dead serious

>36k attacks
we're still gonna win

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>tfw hate corgis in real life but went with corgis just to win

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Fucking reddit, you retards better be slowing down these cucks.
Yes im talking to you Pigs, Cocks and Furries.

what's wrong with birdie

>absolute calvinball
Kek. It's to mask the fact that ultimately the only way to boost your team is to give or have given them money.

SLOW DOWN PIG CHINKS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

holy shit that webm

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FLOCK OF DOOM
FLOCK OF DOOM
FLOCK OF DOOM

Delete

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

SLOW DOWN CORGI
THEY CAN STILL LOSE

how do you get access to slowing down other teams and stealing boosts?
shit's just grayed out for me even though I have buttloads of points

COCKS WE'RE FOURTH WE NEED TO HIT AT LEAST THIRD COME ON

>if we were running it
Speak for yourself. Multiple people already won games. It has literally been added to their accounts. And there's nothing that even remotely proves that every single team will get a chance to win. You and your nigger buddy are both retarded tinfoil wearing fags.

SHUT IT DOWN

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idiot

GOOOOOOK.

PLEASE JUST END IT WE CAN STILL GET SECOND PLACE

her? son died

PIG GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>rules have changed every single day of the race
>the team that had a 2,000x speed boost at all times of the last two days and almost three times more members then every other team is now neck and neck with the two runner-up teams
This is how you know things are irredeemably fucked

>two yamasaki pics in a row

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FRY THE PIGS NOW
NOW NOW NOW

>turtle first
WTF BROS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IT

how many times are you going to post this you redditnigger

COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE COCKS PLEASE

>want to play games to help my team win
>all the games suck
What the fuck do

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ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT

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Grow up kid, absolutely nothing is free. Never ever.

First of all, no it doesn't, second of all, active attacks
Cock has -4.8k
Pig has -1.5k

cockfags absolutely tarred and feathered

>rules
you get some unknown amount based on previous purchases at the start
even if you have an old account with a lot of games you might start with nothing because ???
you lose all of your points when you boost and the only way to get more is to pay
getting enough points to get a $5 coupon costs around $150
also valve started manually editing team scores and rewriting how the points worked on day 3 so nobody really knows how anything works any more

PLEASE BUY MORE GAMES TO INCREASE YOUR CAP!

MINE IS MAX.

my neighbor left his home in a rush and probably left his door open
should i look around and find some kind of credit card to buy more boosts to beat corgicucks?
my neighbor is also a nigger so its probably fine

If I don't buy anything, can I only get 100 tokens per day (and increasing by 100 every day)? It says I have thousands of points from achievements, but I can't claim them beyond my capacity, right? If that's how it works, seems like it's impossible to get that discount for 15k.

This

the max points thing is so dumb

COCKFAGS BTFO
NOW FUCK WITH CORGI SO TURTLES CAN WIN

cuck

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You need to contribute with a boost in order to be eligible.

You need to idle or play for 30 minutes to activate all the cheevos

I just activated my total war warhammer 2 ones, they are dormant for some reason.

>Turtlefags 4th place yesterday
>Suddenly 1st place
ok valve ok

based

COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST COCKS ARE LAST

do it faggot!

Just open a game you have a lot of achievements of and let it stand on the background or use that one app

>cock is dead last
It's over birdbros

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SHut up before I beat you with a stick

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Birds 5th place

Yes, please continue buying more games to increase your cap, my friends.

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stop projecting and get a job
You literally have no idea what you are even talking about. You have zero proof and no arguments.

SLOW AND STEADY

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I for one, didn't care yesterday

BASED

hehe user.Are you serious?post a pic as proof

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Cockatiel master race

What should I put in my wishlist? I have no games on it

COCKS LAST PLACE
>COCKS LAST PLACE
COCKS LAST PLACE
>COCKS LAST PLACE
COCKS LAST PLACE
>COCKS LAST PLACE

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Does it really matter if corgi wins every single time?

COCKS ARE LAST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CORGIBROS WE'ER GOING IN LAST THIS CANT BE HAPPENING REEEE FUCKING RIGGED FUCKING STEAM FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKING

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>cockbros in 5th
Okay Gaben, enough is enough.

use your tokens to get more discounts to buy more games to increase your cap

or just buy more games to increase your cap.

Turds were 5th

RIGGED
TORTFUCK ARE AT 536 WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY FIRST?

we were second place all day
fuck this game

THAT'LL DO PIG, THAT'LL DO

Who are you kidding you little dumbshit, we all know you donated to Bernie. Kill yourself poornigger you will get NOTHING.

There's only 43 minutes left though

I got the cheevos, but I'm doing the "play matches" and "get points" quests and I'm not getting anything.
Fuck it. I'm uninstalling and I'll stick to idling old games.

When does ity end?

I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS GLOW IN THE DARK SHILLS I FUCKING TOLD YOU.

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They can't even let us fucking race. They have to try and fix the results to maximize profits. Fuck valve.

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I regret helping Turdles now, we should have secured our position CockBros

If you check the page on the steam website it takes a moment to load in all the images and you can see the plain progress bars for a few seconds.

>miss first 2 days of event where cocks placed in top 3 both times
>join on third day
>cocks about to finish last
I'm sorry

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Just buy more games to increase your cap goy, you can do it. It's so close!

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More shitposts from a shit-for-brains corgi nigger who doesn't understand how the real world works.
LMAO @ ur life fagboi

BIRDBROS HELF

>go play some vidya and work out
>Cockatiel now dead last
WHAT THE FUCK COCKBROS!?!?

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>cockatiel sitting with more boost than hare throughout the entire race
>hare takes 4th place for NO REASON
Really?

god you are such a fag

I should know that cocktails/v are the poorfags, who won't buy more games to increase their cap.

I really regret picking a wrong team.

>you can literally buy who comes in first via spamming buyable shit
lol you people are such fools

this is what redditors think

>HARE IS THIRD NOW

BUNNYCHADS RISE UP

TORTOISE WAS HERE, CORGI'S A FAGGOT

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Everyone stop asking how this works or how you activate your achievements etc.

You can't actually influence the race in any way and valve picks the winner

This is what I call "THE RABBIT DUPE"

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>corgi has 350 more boost, an amount that the other teams didn't even have in total the other days
>somehow falls behind for seemingly no reason
explain

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>HARE IN THIRD
HOLY SHIT BROS

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>DUUUH DEY RIGGED DA FOKKEN GEEEEMU
>uuuuh its valves fault that they left an exploit in

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Thanks Gaben.

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>corgi niggers are the enemies of everyone
>people still targeting turtle, cockatiel, pig and hare

literally crab bucket mentality

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>egs
we have a chink in the mix

>torts have the LOWEST boost and second highest attacks against
>somehow in 1st
Rigged af sausaga steam

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Look at all these buttblasted corgi faggots crying "rigged". This shit is hilarious. Get shat on you bloated faggots.

How much did you invest in this race already?
Holy shit dude, I'd feel bad for you but honestly you deserve all the misfortune you invite. Stay third-world friend.

the first two days were the only legitimate wins, every race from now on will be heavily manipulated.

>400x slower than 2nd and 1st place
really makes you think

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>cocks last
>active attacks still piling on

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>tfw in the same boat as you but i picked corgi because they were winning

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You're not fooling me jew!

You sound like a nigger too.

Yea. im not wasting money on this anymore.
If i win something , great , otherwise i dont care
They keep changing shit

Seething Dog fucker

HARE 3RD
FUCK OFF LET THE PIGS GET SOMETHING

STOP ATTACKING COCK!!!

ATTACK CORGI!

Literally nothing. I already have a backlog to finish. I haven't spent a dime, unlike you, you corgi nigger ;^)

If I can't stop turtlefags from getting ahead then fuck you I'm nuking cocks. Go eat a seed stinky.

You can't since Valve is directly controlling the race which should be clear to anyone who is remotely sapient

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So what can I do if I don't want to play any of the games steam has those quests for and want to play for example warband? Can I get points any other way?

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spend more cashcow
do it now

I could honest to god not care any less about this dumb faggot event that’s rigged to begin with. I picked team hare because rabbits are fuckin cute. I hope you faggots picked your team based on which animal you like, otherwise you’re just a bunch of poorfags or thirdworlders

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Why yes I am on team tortoise, how could you tell?

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>this amount of butthurt
ESL gtfo

>t. pig

should I just be spamming all my points into the boost button even if the meter thing animation shows it's currently maxed? or would that be wasting my points?

>there are actual Valve shills in this very thread trying to drum up enthusiasm for this sham race

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redditor.
Get the fuck out of here.

Wow look how close the last hour of this race is, it's like I'm really in 2014.

Play any game for half and hour, close the game. They'll be available in a recently played section and give points based on how many cheevos you have in that game.

oh no no no,dog btfo

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Here is a video for all COCKS
youtube.com/watch?v=UV61wML2Wvk

Told you guys, pig will never win.
We are hundred times outnumbered, other teams have way too many members.

We're all gonna make it bunnybros

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>Nuking Last Place instead of Hare who's encroaching on 2nd
Silly Corgifag.

You get points for playing anything with Steam Achievements unlocked for at least 30 minutes.

>cock has same speed as hare and better than pig
>gets overtaken by both
huh?

You imbeciles walk right into my trap
HAHAHAHAHHA

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Use your points up or they would be wasted for nothing.

ARHARHRJJHRA STOP ATTACKING TURDS

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it's too late
unless you're a turtle, then you should

Thanks for confirming how deeply I wounded you, very satisfying :^)
Once again, you will get nothing and you are poor and stupid and will always be taken advantage of.

>tfw corgichads so powerful they had to be literally NERFED

>Computer died on day 1 of summer sale
>Motherboard, GPU and CPU all fried
>Lost my job 3 weeks ago

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based and rigpilled

>exploit
>when the event by rules gives advantage to bigger team
Valve fucked up, should have given a random team to everyone.

Fuck this, I'm out. I thought this might be fun, but I'm not even corgi and I see this shit is rigged to make it more even.

Also I got a message from Valve HQ to all fo you: "BUY MORE YOU FAGGOTS" YOU MIGHT GET A FREE GAME IF YOU SPEND ENOUGH YOU DISGUSTING PIG! GIVE US YOUR MONEY AND EAT OUT MY ASS!"

Bye

FUCK OFF CHINKS GO GET EATEN BY AN ESCALATOR

no we will beat you
youtube.com/watch?v=XbQzZY5L1RI

468418882
Fuck off epic shill, go spam in your copypaste thread, nobody likes you here in 4channel.

Achievements

>projecting this hard because you are losing
keep crying bitch nigger

filthy phone poster

HARES SECOND
CORGDUMBS THIRD

HAHAHAH

I picked Corgi because I think they're bro pets, and I did so literally the first minutes of the event.

Of course everyone only assumes I'm some kind of nasty Redditor just because it got popular.
Shame on you mean people. Shame.

>tortoise slowest but in first place

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CORGI IN 3RD
>CORGI IN 3RD
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HARE FIRST WTF

STOP RIGGING IT

Hare goes from last to first???????

>jurasick420
>proud corgi member
placing a hex on this faggot

how the fuck does your PC just suddenly fry?
wtf did you do to it?

>Race rigged beyond recognition
At this point might as well throw a dice.

>Hare in 1st place
wew

oh shit, bunny number 1

Hare is going to pull ahead, they're virtually equal with turtle now.

It's just a game bro, stop crying and grow up

>BUNNIES ARE FIRST PLACE NOW

RIGGED

FUCK THIS VALVE IT WAS TURTLE TIME

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Hello, I come from the future and this are the standings for day 3:

>1st Hare
>2nd Pig
>3rd Corgi
>4th Cockatiel
>5th Tortoise

>Hare from last to first
Wtf lol

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>$00.01 has been deposited into your Steam wallet

>all this bullshit and pigs still can't even get a 3rd place

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>Hare in 1st
NANI

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HAREBROS HOLY FUCK

I, birdbro, am ok with hare being 1st. Corgi should be last.

>top 3 awarded games
>some meme difficulty Activision cash grab
The game community deserves micro-transaction hell for never learning which publishers not to fuck with

It's rigged. Cockatiels are supposed to lose today.

Don't forget harefags, slow and steady wins the race

>cock's asshole just got plundered for boosts
I'm miffed

ok anons keep nerfing corgi so all the Yea Forums teams will win games

Good job Valve, you rigged it

Pigbros we will never win ahahahahahahaaaa
Feels good man..... aaaaaaahhahaha

HARE IN FIRST WTF VALVE???

>corgi in first again

I thought the tips of animal noses counted as tip of the car. All of them have already reached the finish line. Why is the race still going?

>corgi megaboosted outta nowhere
PAYPIG ALERT PAYPIG ALERT

>HARE IN FIRST
CONFIRMED FAKE AND GAY """CONTEST"""
>HARE IN FIRST
CONFIRMED FAKE AND GAY """CONTEST"""
>HARE IN FIRST
CONFIRMED FAKE AND GAY """CONTEST"""
>HARE IN FIRST
CONFIRMED FAKE AND GAY """CONTEST"""
>HARE IN FIRST
CONFIRMED FAKE AND GAY """CONTEST"""
>HARE IN FIRST
CONFIRMED FAKE AND GAY """CONTEST"""

GET FUCKED BITCHES

HARE MASTERRACE

YOURE ALL ANTS COMPARED TO US

MUHAHAHHAHA

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HARE WHAT THE FUCK

>WAAAAAAH
little baby corgi

its better this way
this is the worst most low energy sale they've put together to date
please go have some fun outside before buying a ryzen 3000 series cpu and navi gpu/nvidia if they turn out to be shit

16k turdle attacks HAHAHHAA
Turdles might hit 5th place again at this rate
YOU REACHED TO HIGH TURTLES

>corgi suddenly boosts from 900 to 1400 and dominates again
lmao

>3rd place team suddenly takes first
this is rigged

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He's right though

COPE

>HARE IN FIRST
fake and gay contest

KOGI WON WTF

>Corgi back in 1st with almost 1500x
>Tortoise

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SLOW DOWN THESE CORGI NIGGERS
FUCK

CORGICHADS ARE BACK BABY

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>corgi back with a huge lead
What the fuck is going on. This shit is engineered drama for sure.

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I'm a cock you insecure turtleshitter

>Players pick what team they want based on their own personal decision
>Steam realise they made a mistake with how the completion is designed
>Input new backend code so that people who shouldn't have won beforehand now will definitely beat other teams

What a big middle finger to corgi members,.why didn't they just force a random team for every player?

FUCK THOSE WHALES! They probably shell $4000 out

>corgi reddit fag
>turkey
>anime profile picture
>level 25
Please PLEASE kill yourself

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HOW DO YOU GET THIS

>Hares backstab Turties.
>Corgi Instantly gets 1 in 10 seconds.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA POST YFW WHEN HARE AND TURTLEFAGS THOUGHT THEY WON

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stop attacking cockatiel you fucking faggots

Its all rigged to make it look like a close race

Peep
Mini
Niggers

Coordinated Reddit dog nuked turtles and gained 1500 points

I JUST SAW TURTLE OVERTAKING HARE EVEN THOUGH ITS MUCH SLOWER, RIGGED EVENT CONFIRMED

boost isn't distance user

>cockatiel suddenly nerfed to 300
>corgi buffed to 2000
wtf is actually fucking going on

it's only valve employees getting the free games, no?

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hare 3rd
go to 4th

There's no paypig in team pig, get the joke?
Ha ha....

How does this shit even work? How do slower teams overtake faster ones? Does the displayed 'boost' or whatever not take attacks into account or something?

Fuck corgi niggers desu
They should´ve know this

>NECK AND NECK
>TORTOISE LEAPS BACKWARDS
HOLY FUCKING KEK

fucking reddit did it again

no

reminder to always attack corgi regardless of who is in first

Bros... what the fuck happened. Why are we in last???

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>Valve is giving corgi the lead back because it's too close to the end of day

>I'M SIMPLE JACK AND MUH FRIENDS USE REDDIT AND DEY ALL WENT CORGI

COOOOOOOOOOOOOORGIIIIIIIIIII POWAAAAAAAAAAA

Thanks, I remembered I needed to update my profile

Chocolate (based choco girl threads)
PB (based Reese's alliance)
Creme (haughty sluts)

>using normies or normalfags
use normalcunt because it pisses off a whole fucking gender and their orbiter pets

FUCK YOU ALL LET TEAM PIG WIN FOR ONCE AAAAAHHHHHH

Sick hacker skills.
Right click on the head, select 'inspect element'. Delete the highlighted node in the inspector and it removes the graphic. Repeat for each head.

>my team has won twice and is about to win three times
>not a single game gotten

Do they hand out like, 5 copies worldwide?

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no

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>WAAAAAAAAAAAH
Get shat on, right in the face

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>corgi goes from 900 to 2200 in the last 10 minutes
and this is to even further beyond
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

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Corgifag here, you turtle niggas and hare fuckers think you were slick didn't you?

lol
I'm Corgi

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Yep, Valve is definitely rigging corgis to win for whatever reason
Really a shame

Chocolate
Peanut Butter
Creme

Reddit will not surrender

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post yfw turtlefags and harefags thought they won

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>valve made enough money, so they've given us control over the race again

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Yes enjoy being the 0.0000001 percent because everyone picked the meme animal team because they were winning.

Retarded corginigger.

Can you really confirm that anyone got a free game? Like personally confirm? No.
Extrapolate this to everything, the world you live in is a complete and utter fabrication and yet here we all are getting excited over some faked ass race.
We are a cursed species.

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Here is what i think happened if it somehow isn't engineered.

>Corgi leads.
>EVERYONE attacks and steals from Corgi.
>Turtle overtakes
>Harefags get greedy for first position after passing Corgi and attack Turtle.
>Those attacks going to Turtle instead of Corgi lets Corgi get Momentum back and pass both.

how to use attack buttons? they're just grayed out for me

>underage
Mods please ban this kid

QUINTESSENTIAL SEETHE

SEETHING HAHAHAHHAHA

It's rigged. Why else would the last team threatening nobody get attacked so much and the first one everybody hates get boosted so much?

>Gaben pushing buttons in valve HQ playing steam users like a grand piano

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learn to code nigger

They are random chance when you boost your team i think
and for that you need to have points and a good capacity (meaning that you have to buy games to increase your capacity)

Does it give you more extra boost per day now?

My boost increased by 2000 points even though I didn't buy a thing.

COPE
HAVE SEX
SEETHING
DILATE

In that order mr. reddit

???

What the FUCK bridbros?

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btfo

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RENT FREE ZOOMER

It was "Compensation" for how poorly the first two races were for the ones that participated in them. 1000 for First Race and 1000 for second.

Why wold I be seething when my team is winning again?
Cope

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Tortoise is one third the speed of corgi and gaining on them. It's rigged. Stop caring so much.

Corgi has a -30.000 in attacks.

HAREBROS ARE WE DOING IT?

Pretty sure the Speed shown (NumbersX) is AFTER the subtraction considering the 1x Incidents yesterday, that said, i think it is the Distance Steals keeping Corgi down more then the Slowdowns at this point.