A Metal Slime draws near!

order party member with magnet to draw it away

>metal slime does nothing!
I talk to it, telling it about myself and ask its name

Cringe

Metal Slime is critically hit for 100 damage!

You win!

You gain 4140 experience!

You win!

You gain 0 experience!

Fuck Metal Slimes. I've never killed one before and I have no clue how to keep them from running away

Metal Slime is drawn away!

Metal Slime is interested in you!

Do you wish to recruit Metal Slime?

Metal Slime's resilience is lowered by 10!

Fap

works for me lol

>Do you wish to recruit Metal Slime?
Yes. I ask it to become my friend and travel with me

Metal Slime is recruited!

You win!

I heard the combat end sound in my head. Thank you.

You have to get lucky. You can help your odds with multihit attacks in some games or fishing for a crit since that ignores defense.

Yes! Thanks! I will take good care of my new partner/pet metal slime!

>use Hatchet Man

Some skills (Metal Cut for example) bypass their defense

Put it up my ass

Yeah, see how it likes it, that'll show 'em.

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Ask him to be tolerant of my dom waifu Debora

Low accuracy always critical skill is my favorite metal hunting method.

>tfw farming King Metal Slimes using Beelzebubs in Dragon Graveyard
good memories

Is there a "Suck my cock" command in Dragon Quest?

Metal Slash

HORSE COCK

In the time wasted tensioning, it ran.