SGDQ 2019

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trannies ruin everything

Half Life 3??

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Jesus christ look at that ham galaxy next to the autist dancer.

Reimu +10

Half Life sucks and it was th beginning of the end for FPS.
>dude muh cinematic experience!
>Gordon literally looks like a s o i boy
>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!

Fucking horrible Quake run.
F

Having to actually kill enemies in a quake run just makes it an unfun slog though

boo, you sucked

I'm holding you personally responsible.

COVERTMUFFIN RUN COMING UP AFTER HL2 BROS GET HYPE

So the guy sitting next to the blob wagging his fingers to all the music is autistic right?

speedrun.com/kar#City_Trial_100_Checkboxes
Knock yourself out.

better by what metric?

Running id games on anything lower than hard should be a crime.

the blob consumes all

this should be a good run

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How bald?

Too fucking bad the Quake runner is running Half-Life too, jesus fuck he was boring to watch.

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BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Who exactly is excited over an hour and 25 minute Minecraft any% random seed glitchless run?

Zoomers.

At least the half life run in on hard because grenade boosting sends you farther the more damage you take

discord.gg/CTbcJP

Looks like I dropped it by mistake! Good catch. Re-added to S tier. Waiting on Quake ratings.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // SMW (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG // Pac-Man World // Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // SMB3 // Invictus // Grand Poo World 2 // Banjo-Kazooie
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II // Sly Cooper // Diablo 2
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet // Mario Kart DD
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: SMB2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // Fire Emblem Fates // Kingdom Hearts 3
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: LBW // SMG 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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If you're not pleased I will stream my own suicide via drowning in a bucket of Monster

Nope, that credit goes to Halo and COD.

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Kill yourself.

FWAHAHAHAHA

>You are watching SGDQ 2019
Really? I thought this was AGDQ 2014!

lol what the fuck

F

what made it boring to you

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Give Quake D, it was boring and he cheated, but I suppose it was a speedrun.

Because going fast isn't what GDQ is about anymore.

FUCK HIM AHHHHHHHHHHH

Not even gonna hit 2 million this year are they

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Kinda looks like the Benjamin Franklin tranny

holy shit why do these mics keep cutting out when the crowd cheers?

F

>All the @QUOTE_IF_MONEY_LAUNDERED messages in poverty chat
One of the only funny parts of twitch chat during this.

I tried watching him on Twitch after the last time he was at GDQ, and holy fuck he's so boring and monotone. He has the charisma of a brick wall.

Didnt TASbot do Celeste last year? Wont it be the same thing, maybe like 10 seconds faster or whatever

No higher than F

Is there a link to the music playlist during the down time? Theres a few gems in there I'd like to check out

shout out to the tech crew

found the proto-zoomer who was a kid when HL came out

link a good poverty chat

THAT FUCKING FAGGOT IS RUNNING ONE OF THE ONLY GAMES I WAS SERIOUSLY LOOKING FORWARD TOO! MOTHERFUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HIM AND HIS FAKE FUCKING LAUGH FUUUUUCK

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F for fucking trash

I am praying for a decent Hl2 run

retard alert

He kept fucking and his explanations was not that great. I can understand that if people actually know the run it could be fun, but for someone who doesn't know a lot about Quake speedruns it was extremely boring.

>Anonymous

>Regenerating health
>ACTUAL cutscenes (unskipable)

F, there was just too many fuckups, I don't care what he is but that was a mess.
Also, you're cute.

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I wish it was. One of the best GDQs.

anonymous is a fucking rich dude

>Alright guys we have a whole bunch of donations with no comments that just came in!
>$200, $1000, woahhhh!!!!

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I thought it was censoring someone swearing. It might just be a fucked cord, but it was perfectly timed and came back just in time for the announcer to say "no comment".

Why does GDQ accept so many donations from the infamous Super-Hacker known as Anonymous?

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TASbot should switch from doing TAS to doing Machine Learned runs. Perhaps even have a AI race between two ML algorithims to see who wins first.
That would be far more entertaining than watching what essentially is a pre-recorded movie.

literally begging for donations

It was shit even if you were familiar with the run, unless you could find pleasure in watching him fuck up.

i dont get it anons, if you hate the event so much then why do you keep making hundreds of dollars in donations?

keep seething

>Waiting on Quake ratings.

Definitely an F

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Even politically correct E3 marketing garbage has swearing, but it's too much for gdq to handle?

Abbreviated some runs to reduce the text size as it was approaching the 2k character limit. If you guys see something easy to abbreviate let me know. Added Quake to F tier.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // SMW (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG // Pac-Man World // Star Fox 64
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // RE2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // SMB3 // Invictus // Grand Poo World 2 // Banjo-Kazooie
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // LoZ Randomizer // Furi // C&C // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II // Sly Cooper // Diablo 2
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet // Mario Kart DD
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // STFU // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: SMB2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // FE Fates // KH3 // Quake
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // LoZ: LBW // SMG 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Oh hey, at least it's a race.

Who ready for 2 best speedgames

woah what a race?

> it's a fucking race too.
Could it get any worse.

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YOU MAY NOT SPEAK
I SPOKE FOR YOU
THIS IS ABOUT ME

interesting
SSS2: Metroid Prime 2 // We Love Katamari // Quake // Half-Life
SS: Borderlands 2
S: SMB2 // Ducktales 2 // Hylics
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted 1 // Monster Boy // Deltarune // DOStlevania
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokémon Crystals // Zelda Randomizer // Catlateral Damage // Chibi Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Boogerman // Flustercuck // LLB
C: DMC // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // The Textorcist // Nex Machina // Diablo 2
D: The Hobbit // THUG2 // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Last Action Hero
ZZZ: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Silent Hill 3 // Laffy Taffy 3D
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii) // Big's Adventure 3 // Shrek XL // Mort da Chicken // Glover // T.R.A.G.

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>IT'S A RACE

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F or D. He fucked up pretty much everything he could, choked multiple times, used savestates all the time even when he said at the beginning of the run that they dont usually use them coolkid didnt need them in his runs before.

how does this freak get to run three games

Oh shit, theres a normal runner in this run. maybe it can be still decent

>they skipped the train bit

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>Concerned about the greater good
>Hasn't killed himself yet

>60k incentive for Dark Souls: 6%
>175k TASbot incentive: 11%

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That already kind of exists

And it has a pro-wrestling style RP to boot

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>It's a race

You had the world in your hands, and you squeezed

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holy fuck someone please give it a fucking drink

nice

Holy shit, get the pseudo-tranny a glass of water. Smack smack smack

I didn't want to watch Alex play HL by himself.

>it's a 2 person race
fucking why

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>I don't trust that niggery
yea me too

>enemies can open doors

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is that a tranny on the right

Someone fill me in on Metroid Prime 2. Missed that day of runs.

I prefer a race over that faggot solo running it

Who here /anime feet/?

say PEACE motherfucker

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It's a self-proclaimed he/she.

>Steam

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>[MOUTH NOISES]

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HRT, the gaming experience

You still haven't explained that boring, choked Rygar run being in SS. You're 100% the runner for that game.

thanks user,
didn't know this existed

We need to rescue Msushi. They're luring him into the speedrunning community in order to make him a tranny.

holy shit the spit and lip smacking, why let alex have a mic

Alex needs some POWERFUL hydration. Get the Power Turkey in there for a quickboost

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calm down the autism, at least it's 30 minutes long

Devil May Cry to DMC
Spyro the Dragon to Spyro

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agreed

although HL2 had cozy environments, I'm one of the few that actually liked the vehicle maps, mostly because of the sense of exploration

He looks like just a faggot with long hair. Also he is named alex.

>using quicksave
>frame perfect

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where's まずい poster when you need him for this lip smacking

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This, someone please save the lad before he's made into a "lass".

Hey Yea Forums, what's your favorite retro FPS?

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Quake.

Borderlands 2

Oh cool they are speedrunning the undisputable greatest Video Game ever created! So nice

Halo CE

Cursed image.

You gotta listen to music when watching this shit man, these nerds don't realise how FUCKING annoying that shit is.

deus ex

Unreal

I like Exhumed

Quake, but both of the original DOOM games are top tier as well
Blood is also decent

Banjo-Tooie

Unreal Tournament.

youtube.com/watch?v=ViGSHVGpjkw

Metroid Prime 3

Who is this fine specimen on the couch?

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OH MY GOD I LOVE LINEAR SHOOTERS!!!

Based

Banjo tooie

Original Doom I unironically think the second sucks dick

>The tranny is winning

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watching this shit makes me need fucking dramamine

DOOM 2 for sure.

Red Faction 1

>Banjo-Kazooie
>S tier
Fucking zoomers, stevefags and KH fags kept spamming S to a fantastic run.

He's actually not that bad at Half Life.
Someone get him some fucking water though holy shit.

Left is even more annoying than pink fag. Impressive.

Here ya go.
youtube.com/watch?v=tvqlt7OWTOk

AYO

say what you will, at least it isn't a cancer 5+ hour run of some jrpg

thanks

Battlefield __2

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FOR GODS SAKE
OPEN THE SILO DOOR
THEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT

OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED

Saved...
Saved...
Saved...
Saved...
Saved...

Wew lads

M-master race…

He's done multiple Half Life runs at past GDQs. He's been one of the main runners, at least at marathons, in recent years.

Kino as fuck

194
you dropped these

youtube.com/watch?v=VtI5HM7GVGY I'm gonna mute and rewatch this

>gayming

Counter Strike

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If these fuckers say gamers one more time

>214
Here FTFY.

WHITE POWER

I don't listen to much music nowadays so basically I rely on someone from Yea Forums posting a good song here and then. Well, you've not disappointed me friend.

it was at least A, the race was close, and the singing was nice, really the only flaw was dull couch and a shit ton of donations

Serious Sam

brothers in autism

DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE

Why does no-one on the couch have a mic?

watching me makes me want to rewatch freemans mind

>segmented shit

>sharking

I thought references to rape were banned at SGDQ?

Lmao you clearly weren't in the thread when the run finished. The list isn't his opinions. It's Yea Forums's collective opinions, which are usually shitty. If you don't like Yea Forums's shitty opinions then maybe you should choose to spend your free time here, dipshit.

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Wheel of Time

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Yikes with a capital Y.

>A
>muh dnanations

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yeah when does the skill based part of the game kick in?

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>half life speedrun

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is the hl2 run gonna be a race too?

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DAMN.YOUR.ASS.IS.HOT

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race or not, its inbounds so the only fun part is going to be ABH

god nothing makes me madder than shitty thumbnails

based caleb

oof

youtube.com/watch?v=B9S8-qS2mLE

shit game

this race is getting way too one sided

why is save stating fine in speed runs but everyone shits on it in emulation?

>hl2 is next

If hl1 is this boring hl2 is going to send me into a fucking coma

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>yfw people expected Half Life 3 to be released as a game for years, only to be finally released as a blog post

this is why I'm a volcel
it's not worth getting #metoo'd

I'm not much a fan of Calebs megaman runs but his Final Fantasy streams are super comfy.

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wow what a brilliant comment, thank you for personally gracing me with the presence of your (you)

pc games are the only good speedgames

Quake 2

>why is save stating fine in speed runs
it ain't

ITS TOO WARM BROS ITS TOO WARM I HATE THIS

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Wouldnt an S help it actually?

Also didnt saw it, what made it good?

Alex's master plan was to grab a newbie who has been playing Half-Life for three days and force him to race him in order to look better.

I hate these braindead ironic/sarcastic feigns of not knowing something to make a joke, hate it more then puns
>OOOOWWOWO WHO'S THIS GUY NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE WHATS HIS NAME UHHH HURR GDUDE?!?!? I THINK LOL
Fuck off

and prop clipping and the broken cutscenes
better than OOB which was mostly looking at a black screen while quick saving / loading.

I shit things that look better than you

>lets have two individuals with a massive difference in skill race
>this totally won't result in it being boring as shit when one guy gets absolutely smoked

its quick save built into the game dumb nigger

get busy raping or get busy lyin'

>Spik Evereta

It can happen. Small differences build up over time. It's gotta be soul-crushing, though.

Jesus Christ races are boring.

DKC:TP races are good

Psst, the guy on the left has ran this for 2 weeks now. The autist tranny has ran this for years

>their voices
absolutely fucking disgusting, especially the long hair bitch

Mario races yesterday were maximum kino.

HELP I'M BEING GROPED BY A GINGER

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they really aren’t, they always require dumb fuckery, patches, and mods to work. then you have stupid rulesets because of how poorly restricted the player is, throw in dumb load time shit and things being tied to frame rate, cpu usage and whatever the fuck else. just play console games if you want to speedrun

Saving is built into the game. As long as it is naturally in the game without modding then it is allowed in most speedrunning communities, usually. It depends on the category too. Also, because there are no universal speedrunning rules. The rules about what is and isn't allowed is decided by each game's community of speedrunners. They literally make their own rules and categories.

I don't think CK wants to be there, is he being held by gunpoint?

TF*

copulate

>Pokemon Let's Go, Pikachu/Eevee!
>3h30min
that's when you sleep btw. Not worth missing what's left of the marathon.

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you should've thought about that before your ancestors were exiled

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the twink on the left looks like he is having a stroke or something

Is this a fucking joke? That can't actually be on the schedule. Jesus fucking christ.

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>tfw you will never be groped by based Caleb

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this got resolved right?
fuck off captcha im so sick of your shit!

dumbest post ITT

Not even Aussie, Brit. Used that pic just because

>terrorists without borders

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if you're going to speedrun why wouldn't you just go full autism and embrace that stuff though?

fuck

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this is boring

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>random seed minecraft speedrun
I assume it's just a race to make a portal and throw a bed at the dragon?

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yes, the whole thing is arbitrary and shouldn't exist in the first place, so if you're going to do it, at least make it interesting and don't use save states

>posh Englishmen speaking in cockney
the worst trope

Yeah, the Super Mario Galaxy 2 run was great.

rip calebs twitch channel

this is a fake account right?

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Duke nukem 3d

I imagine it's going to be full of bitching how bad of a seed you got.

dusk

No, thats me. Why would you think its fake?

Actually kinda fucking based.

>it's on 5:15pm my time
fuck that

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Imagine having a daughter

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>tfw the race is so one-sided that for a while I thought the guy on the left was in front

>pipe to pipe
That's a pedo reference by the way.
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pipe-to-pipe Bushman

Hi, this is Gabe Newell. I hope you're enjoying the speedrun of our iconic game, Half-Life. Thanks, and have fun.

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>random seed
It's gonna be an absolute trainwreck.

SAY IT

What does dramamine feels like anyway ?

>cock slut
>no cocks or even dildos in the video

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video whewre
wre
video where?

>speed gay, runs of half-life and portal games -- he/she
>he/she
what did it mean by this

she already deleted everything

of course not.
#metoo means guilty without evidence/trial

anyone else want to use this dudes head as a pot scrubber or is that just me

now the speed should kick in

now is a good time to find out

Thanks Gabe
Despite all the shitposting I am in fact enjoying the run

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>Also a pedosexual
GDQ is so fucking inclusive! I love it!

It absolutely is and I am dreading it already.

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Real talk, Caleb is a huge asshole irl. Don't know if he groped or not but he is a dick.

Is Msushi gonna transition now that he's gotten so incredibly BTFO by Alex Fucking Numbers?

he sexually identifies as a cockholster

holy shit, this fag turned the whole convention center into a fucking morgue

t. stream monster who never met caleb

what else did he do to be a dick?

Oops
Oops
Oops

they mentioned he only started doing these runs recently which if true is pretty impressiv

You mean the guy known for random outbursts of anger to the point of smashing things and being hostile to people at the drop of a hat is unpleasant? My word.

No. There was zero chance or expectation of him winning.

k tranny

HE NEVER SHUTS UP

Hasn’t left guy been speedrunning this for like 3 days?

Damn that other dude lags behind

there is absolutely no way that's what they were referencing

I'm going to assume this isn't even a race because it's not in the category listing. Because this would be a pretty sad race if it was, he's almost a whole chapter behind.

He's just generally arrogant desu

faggot shit

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He's been at the last couple GDQs and I think he went to ESA as well, so not super recent but probably within the last couple years.

jesus alex is narcissistic and self-centered as fuck. it’s disgusting how easy it is to see just by watching him for a few minutes

Okay? That doesn't mean it's right to lob baseless accusations that could destroy his professional and personal life.

why does this guy sound so spitty
I hope I don't sound like that ever

This faggot is really annoying to listen to.

>not knowing blackopscel

>30 straight minutes of ratchetjawing to make up for entire lack of run content

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i miss this style of video games

the fags and trannies have a habit of doing that

>urban dictionary
L M A O

>Caleb is a huge asshole irl.
Yeah that's why he's so loved at GDQ by other runners...

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just type her name in pornhub
i couldnt masturbate to it but see how you go

The slow guy has only been doing the HL1 run for a few weeks.

Yes and thats why I said I don't know if he groped or not. Just saying he's a dick lol

SUDDEN UPSET

>CELESTE

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And he's leading now

>innocent twink gets lured to the tranny dark side via offers of Half Life speedrunning on his twitch chat
Many such cases. Be aware of pedo tranny danger.

C H O K E

What the FUCK how did he catch up? What?

Xen SUCKS

>Gaming!!1!1!!1
Yeah fuck this guy

GAMING

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> mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
> mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
> mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
> mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
> mess up trick
QUICK LOAD
> mess up trick
QUICK LOAD

Why is this allowed?
It's basically savestates on emulators

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I LOOK AWAY FOR FIVE SECONDS AND MSUSHI IS IN THE LEAD NOW WHAT

>npc got sick of alexs shit and started shooting him

This is gaming right here lads

t. beta basedboy with no confidence

Considering what's happening now, you might be correct

>thith is gayming
I am going to commit a homicide.

Fake tranny got dabbed on by based celeste chad

because pc gay men

i dont get it

Because it's built into the game. Literally anything built into the engine without modding it is fair game to abuse, depending on the category.

>tranny jokes
BANNED FOREVER

>pronouns

SHE/HER

SHE/HER

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OH NO NO NO

Trannies on suicide watch!

BANNED

YO DID HE JUST MAKE FUN OF TRANNIES, IN FRONT OF A TRANNY?

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UH OH

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>pronoun jokes
too young to die like this

UH OH PRONOUN TRABBLE

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>it has a ball but it's a girl
>pronouns are she/her

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>pronoun joke
BANNED

>Msushi made a tranny joke
Oh God, he's going to get tranny raped right after this...

b& lol

welcome to pc speedruns mate, is it your first time?

...can he say that?
I don't think he can say that.

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>tries to fit into the tranny crowd by announcing pronouns
>will get banned for it
the absolute state of GDQ

>pronoun joke
To the GDQgulag

>it has balls but it's also a female
absolute kek

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So by your logic, cheats are allowed.

Okay then.

this is just normal saving man, relax

>claiming pronouns
>on a otherworld monster
>pronouns
The real joke is that it wasn't the tranny who said it

what did I miss?

IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF TRANNIES

Because people in a circle can't love an asshole? Have you ever been part of a club?

>mentioning pronouns jokingly
Yikes

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>she
Alex was much prettier when he wasn't FAT

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>that mad as fuck tranny on the couch
lmao

Notice how much these trannies and gays on the couch keep creepily talking about Msushi's age?
Yeah. A real bunch of pipe to pipe bushmen.

I missed it who said what

Gamers are so epic. Am I right? Like, not ironically or anything.
We are gamers!

We need the universal sign for choking right now

>make tranny joke
>based Alex calls you a manlet
based

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>for ya boi
so it is decided

>it/them

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Turns out that Celeste runners are hardcore and Alex is a jobber.

this
what the fuck

Msushi said that the pronouns for Gonarch(gonad+monarch) are she/her even though they have balls.

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OHHHHH
HL 1 RUN
HL 2 RUN
HL 3 RU-keep dreaming fags

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Fuck yes
Great job sushi

yeah im thinking hes based

did he grab em by the pussy?

youtu.be/QJUIzfmJvfs?t=62

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A W K W A R D

The salt

>Celeste runner wins against hl pro runner

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Nice comeback of that guy

>makes a pronoun joke
>wins the race
based

>yea well I have the better PB

What a salty sore loser

MSUSHI CAUGHT UP AFTER ALEX'S MASSIVE CHOKE AND THEN MADE A PRONOUN JOKE
THIS MAN IS A GOD
BASED MSUSHI

>I don't know how to… Uh… What

does Alex have to transition back now or what

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I guess Msushi fucked up at the beginning which is what gave Alex the lead, but Alex fucked up in the Lambda Complex and wasted time, and once Msushi got that he simply did not make a mistake afterwards.

So this is what cringy Yea Forums users look like. Low T moron, start lifting before you mock your futureself.

BEAT BY A RUNNER WHO HAS ONLY PLAYED FOR TWO DAYS
STILL HASNT FINISHED ITS RUN
TRANNY ON SUICIDE WATCH

based lil zoom

Fags blown the fuck out, talk shit get shit on

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why are their feet so big

BANNED

ENTIRE MINUTE SLOWER

>get a shitter runner to play against
>you still lose

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>33:48
oof
that's a big yikes y'all

based msushi

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Msushi is chad as fuck. Doesn't even mainly run this game and beats a pro HL1 runner while making a pronoun joke at SGDQ. BASED MSUSHI.

>gg
>......yeah

>losing to zoomers
baka

these fuckers dont sound like 4channers at all
if you wanna see 4channers watch the NASA marathons

what is this remix wtf

GAYMING

Yeah..... .....gaming

fake tranny got dabbed on

my boy sushi getting banned for those comments lul

>pro
all the half life pros are long gone after they beat that thing to death

based msushi A run for him, fuck the tranny.

TRANNIES MAD

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Are console reset abuses just as illegitimate to you?

its time for his run

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>the narcissist who chose to race against a newbie as an ego boost got BTFO
Oh god, it's so delicious. More, more!

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Wow Im glad I just unmuted. Might have gotten a stroke from the cringyness.

YIKERS

what was the joke?

I'm pretty sure doom runs dont allow it

>smoked by a full 58sec by a guy with maybe a weeks experience whom was being shit on the whole time

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*AHEM*
GAMING AND FUCK JANNIES

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Im just happy the fucking tranny lost. Holy shit he is obnoxious

>he/she
Wait, how does that even work?

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No he said "it has balls but it is still a girl" "pronouns she/her" and drew a parallel between a disgusting monster and a tranny

>PBlet mocks trannies in front of a tranny
>Tranny tries to clap back by shit talking celeste (a HARDER game) runs
>Tranny makes fun of raw boi's age
>Tranny starts getting cocky
>Tiny wins the run race against the mad af tranny who had a better PB
>Tranny starts spouting excuses
>CHOKES™ at the very end

What a slaughter

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see

But I thought Noir wasn't fucking buckets this year?

Msushi's getting banned isn't he...

This run is now A tier because of the btfo ending
Tranny joke was nice too

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who else here a gamer

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>Alright, we're going to go to a quick Twitch ad. Don't go away!
>Close tab

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what the fuck
is this ironic or what

Rate the run

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Madfag tranny fucking demolished.

MSUSHI
FUCKING
NUMBERS

I don't know about this one lads

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what was the tranny joke? I missed it

Probably one of those retards who think they're more than one person.

it's not a tranny brainlets

why is it so skinny?

what the fuck? how long has this guy been gay? dont think his twitter has ever stated it before, but i kinda saw it coming

No. He also said he was a furry on stream.

Oh damn I missed that. I just heard the pronouns part kek

probably

>quick twitch ad
>I'm using streamlink

Sacchin route when?

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C

It might be, especially since sushi just made a he/she joke during the run.

Would be low C, but B just for that sweet tranny btfo ending

Don't worry about it J Dude

whats upp with the incentives this year
they are all failing

Holy fuck I'm glad I stuck around for the HL run

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honestly i'd rather not get a Dark Souls glitch exhibition, anyone that follows DS at all has pretty much seen everything to be shown off

the last 5 minutes were S-tier

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well I mean it at least makes sense. Why the fuck would you want to pay for surgery and shit?

What is worse, trannies or furries?

Huh i thought he just had long hair but no its literlaly 0 effort pedo dogfucker. Based sushi

soon...

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PoV shots, feet can be pretty big at the right anglr

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C

Tranny BTFO made this a solid B

It was kinda lame and one sided, but then because Msushi made a massive comeback, shit on pronoun fags, and then won against a much more experienced runner. For that it bumps up to an A. The last part of it was more fun than most other entire runs.

A overall

Have there actually been any fails this event?

you know itll be met
>WE HAVE 60 ANONYMOUS $1000 DONATIONS NO COMMENT

I watched it/10
B-, but only for the near end choke and surprise win

that's a tough one, they're both mental disabilities

Sudden upset raises it to B.

S for SHUT-THE-FUCK-DOWN

>TASbot celeste AGAIN
Are people not getting tired of this shit already?

NEVER

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Quick load/10

Flat backs are tranny tier. Real women have rounded backs.

>pull out the plug
>there's blood on it
Fuck

S because the underdog who got shit on the whole run came back hard

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Furries *sometimes* hide their degeneracy, and you don't have to suck up to them in public.

B

Still F. It was fucking horseshit from start to finish. 1 tranny joke doesnt make it S or A

B

>He is going to watch a movie with us, and will bring she snacks.
Is this how it is supposed to work? I do not understand.

C overall, but that BTFO on its own should be a high B if not solid A

Furries. Trannies can be cool furries are always disgustingusting.

OOF, delete this before anyone sees your shame

D2 cows.

we need more 1k anonymous donations

what was the joke?

Yes, in Diablo just before Quake

...

He said something about this enemy having a giant ballsack and that it's pronous are she/her.

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B or C. Faggot got rekt.

YFW:
>"OUCH"

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>tranny fuck choses a newbie to win against
>chokes anyways
Kino B

Is that the... he/she that lost the HL run or won?

based Ted Backman

SEETHING tranny mad that Msushi won.

based

>haha pronoun joke haha trannys BTFO
grow up

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>Trannies can be cool furries
>disgustingusting

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I believe it means that sometimes they identify as a guy while sometimes they identify as a girl. I don't get the psychology behind it either

dilate

dilate

Went to bed when Mario Galaxy started, just woke up. Did I miss anything neat?

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yea you have a point, I openly talk shit to my furry "friend" to bring him down, I doubt I could do that to a tranny

dilate

Nostalgiafag mad his games are slow

S, all races should be like that.

Dilate

Alex is so annoying.

>how are you gentlemen doing today?
BTFO AGAIN

TRANNY ALERT
TRANNY ALERT

die kate

dial 8

THE TRANNY IS SO BUTTHURT

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Is this a tranny?

Lost.

Easy A, the final dab gave it a boost.

>Shit from start to finish
>Lel tranny mad that normie won

It was still shit you fucking mongoloid

If tou were a grownup and had more than 2 iq youd understand that tranny joke was better written than mgs2

Dilate

youtube.com/watch?v=zPiAK_RP8dU&feature=youtu.be
How was the Quake run? Didn't wake up in time.

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Shit.

No, he's just a furfag. If that's worse or better is up to you.

The dude on the left looks like an 8 year old

>gentlemen
>"you guys"
OH NO NO NO NO

boring

Alex is not a tranny you fucking retard degenerates.

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Hey, isn't this guy Benjamin Franklin on pic related?

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bad, he kept fucking it up kept smacking his lips on mic and loaded like 50 saves
and coolkid was in the background losing his soul slowly

Faggot in denial

Gyrate.

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NEW

Shit

Jesus, did this guy get talking lessons from Ben Shapiro?

why do you care?

kek the tranny is actually salty as fuck

I don't think he's a tranny, he's just gay

Why do you think he's wearing a hat?

is that what the last bonus game is supposed to be? i haven't been watching.

Looks like blue shirt digivolves into pink shirt

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You're one of the lucky ones, do not turn back and gaze upon it.

It was run by the tranny who lost the HL1 race. It was terrible. Kept failing and loading back, cheated with console, terrible commentary. It was shit, mate.

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why is 8 year old on couch?

see
>he/she
>literal trans flag in image

he looks like an aged up newborn, like how pokey has a child's body but with facial hair

They destroyed our children. A man shouldn't have dick sucking lips. The jews will pay for this.

celeste tasbot race

What is he/she then? I seriously want to know.

Shit. After hl run, i wish that it was a race too. Just to see that faggot choke again

Not him but it tickles my autism in a bad way when Yea Forums is going "LMAO TRANNY MAD" when he's just a faggot.

Pic related isn't even a tranny but still says he/him lol. I know he's a fag, but come on this is just taking the piss.

That's genderfluid, not being trans.

He doesn't have that xenomorph forehead

Isn't that pretty old?

>I run beginner games
>Still dabs on the fake tranny
based kid

Spikevegeta is pretty based

same degenerate shit

Gay Ben

forgot pic of course

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same shit

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I doubt it's much older than the Franklin photo

>smells her hair
bet he has a boner now

I know, I was sad too, but he fucked up so much of it.

That's just standard twitter nowadays, half of the blue checkmarks have that by default.

>"I mostly run easy games"
>"Half Life is the second hardest I ran so far"

Msushi is dabbing so hard haha

>genderfluid
You know "hermaphrodite"

i remember he was invited to be a part of a lgbt speedrun marathon awhile back and he talked about how fascinated he was about being asked his pronouns. now he's decided to become a lgbt advocate and shows up at all the events around it. he'll be a woman soon enough