I FINALLY FOUND AN INTERNSHIP

Hello Yea Forums you'll be happy to learn that as a law student I managed to find an internship in a law office, starting three days from now. A close call. One day closer to become an actual lawyer. I won't be paid that much (if at all) but it will be a valuable learning experience, I'm sure. Soon I'll be like Phoenix Wright

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Good for you user. Wish you luck for the future.

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Make sure to find a young girl to be your assistant, multiple young girls if possible.

I've always wanted to ask a law student or a lawyer if they were disappointed to learn the truth of being an attorney and how different it was from the games.

In any case good luck, and be sure to point that finger

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When you have your own Maya make sure to fuck her asap.

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Just don't accept unknown evidence from shady figures or children. It never ends well.

>I've always wanted to ask a law student or a lawyer if they were disappointed to learn the truth of being an attorney and how different it was from the games.
I wasn't. If anything, it makes your life more chill. You just sit in the office and research/write papers instead of acting like a circus monkey in the court room.

Good for you, OP. I'm sure that you're not even aware of Attorney Online Vidya's (AOV) existence, since you're actually studying and about to start to work. Your life is way too eventful and active for these pathetic, disease filled trannies niggers VIRGINS who populate this server.

>not appearing in court
>he isn't going to be a barrister
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>instead of acting like a circus monkey in the court room.
That's the best part though!

Nice blog post

what's the difference between murder and manslaughter?

>law

enjoy chasing ambulances

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>instead of acting like a circus monkey in the court room
But that's the best part.

>you will never be a crafty lawyer exploiting loopholes to defend actual criminals in court while acting like a retard
>Saul Goodman Ace Attorney will never be a thing

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/commonlaw/gang when?

Nicely done either way desu

if I kill a dude and say "oops, my bad your honor" will I just get manslaughter? I don't wanna spend 25 years to life next to basketball americans...

I thought the whole point of a law degree was to act like a tard in court and be paid for it

Wright did nothing wrong, it was a set up to get him disbarred.
What is he up to these days, anyway?

So you're a summer intern or did you finish your course and are now searching and found one?
Because if it's not a summer internship then you're fucked. They'll drop you like a hard rock.

Holy shit I really want that, are Ace Attorney fan games possible in any way?

Shut up LARPER

You can tell them that but of course you're still gonna stand trial and let them see whether it really was an accident or not

Being a real lawyer is mostly just doubling down on rule violations in court and less about figuring things out.

Yes.

There's a whole chat client rigged with screen and ace attorney sprites where anons go and RP cases at each other for hours, look for AAO on /vg/

that sounds both awesome and super autistic

It's extremely autistic. It's filled with virgins and attentionwhores. It's not what it used to be. Reddit and trannies filled the place now.
Oldfags and namefagging retards like Gook or Dacho try to act as if the place revolves around their miserable beings. Fucking niggers

Lawyers tend to devolve into soulless monsters. Try not to go down that route.

Great work, user! First year lawfag here, I passed all my first exams and I'm really happy too. I hope we can all make it

When you take up law, do you choose a specialization or do you work your way to that specialization?

work your way to that specialization. At least that's how it works here where I live

Oh it's you again, kek. Don't you get tired? I'm still waiting for the DDOS you promised. Bombing our docs is getting a little stale

>how different it was from the games.
For one, there's no 3-day limit and cases can last for years.

>and be sure to point that finger
100% it will make him look like an autist.

Kek