BROS I CAN'T DECIDE, do I want a big tiddy book loving wholesome trailer park, hippie artist cutie or choker videogame wife
BROS I CAN'T DECIDE, do I want a big tiddy book loving wholesome trailer park...
Levi Thomas
Joseph Cooper
all of these archetypes are shit tier
David Diaz
Why's that, my current irl crush falls into the nature loving artist one actually
Cooper Sanchez
Sleeper best girl, came out of nowhere and stole my heart. I don't even like blondes, she's that good.
Sebastian Walker
you want the shy trailer trash with family issues that somehow manages to still have a kind heart
Aaron Gutierrez
isnt she a bit of a thot
Connor Long
This, wheres the goth gf.
Elijah Moore
Based, and might I say, gothpilled
Carter Hall
She starts out as a bit of a spoiled brat, valley girl type but as you get closer with her she becomes more selfless, gets along better with her sister, learns to appreciate the beauty of nature and farm life and she's the only love interest that continuously sweet talks to heavily after marriage.
She's also the only character who acknowledges lesbianism if you romance her as a girl.
Austin Myers
Shane!
Ian Garcia
Nicholas Walker
Camden Foster
None of them are real user
Hudson Hall
Don't be autistic, use your imagination.
William Robinson
the NPC meme is real
/pol/ was right again
Josiah Cox
It's kinda depressing really. There could be billions of people just like this with no inner monologue or no ability to picture and imagine mental images. It's like being surrounded by zombies.
Oliver Bennett
Easton Hughes
>Treehugger
>Slut
>Goron
Jason Jenkins
>not going for their moms
Cameron Gutierrez
I tried to romance Caroline before I found out she was married. Surprised I still couldn't to be honest.
Josiah Smith
one of those is a coalburner
Carter Reed
Leah should be a doe desu
Lucas Cooper
i would love to cuck pierre right in front him as his business slowly getting destroyed by joja mart
Nathaniel Taylor
good, I got some coal on me ;^)
Ryder Rodriguez
its ok most of them are color coded
Ethan Anderson
My ideal wife is brown, can fly, and eats lots of snacks
David Hernandez
As far as I know, there is not much difference in behaviour of the spouses, so marry whichever, really. They all do the same shit like watering crops and feeding animals without much difference based on personality.
Jose Hernandez
Good taste all around.
Connor Perez
Open your beer.
Dylan Jackson
Daniel Nelson
Penny all the way. You don't want rock-eating autist or a fucking hipster in your life.
Also very good choice.
>Caroline
Unfaithful. Wouldn't waifu.
>Jodi
womanchild. Not suited to be a wife.
>Robin
Actually good, but has a poor taste in men (or maybe it's actually the opposite, considering her current status).
Parker Price
>Penny splits her time working at Joja mart and tutoring the kids in town to support her mother's alcoholism
>"Gee, my dream is to some day meet a nice man who will love me and let me move out of my alcoholic mom's trailer. Sure would be nice if this person was a farmer and had a nice farm."
Penny is emotional manipulation of the highest degree.
Connor Ross
I think Abi is supposed to be that. But she fails miserably.
Sebastian on the other hand...
Robert Johnson
I haven't played this game, but it's a pretty simple question
>Which of them is a virgin?
If there's multiples, then the next is
>Which of them is most likely to be loyal
Then you've got your answer.
Luis Sanders
Reminder that Abi rides Seb's dick every time your back is turned.
Jason Butler
Penny wants kids. Save the white race by breeding 15 into her
Carson Wilson
Seb is a femboy
Christian Cook
None of them are virgins.
Naturally the second question doesn't need answering.
Camden Howard
Ur tism
Connor Thompson
cute moth
Andrew White
Is that confirmed? Then yes, of course none of them make sense as a waifu. Dump in the trash and move on.
Eli Mitchell
You mean white right?
Christian Bailey
Nigger
Ayden Jackson
No all of them are you fag
Jackson Ross
Wish I could understand how that works. Not once in my life did I ever feel the way that dude felt. I've always thought in language and it's always how it's been for me. The fuck
Jayden James
Choose shane
Jaxson Peterson
Why do all males look like they came out of a bara doujin?
Dominic Watson
vomit
Jose Thompson
With the exception of Abi, they're all in their 20s. They aren't virgins, bro.
Jaxson Ortiz
step aside waifulets
Lucas Reyes
>"Artist" that wants to bring culture to the valley through her own shitty pieces
>The worst kind of gamer-girl stereotype, with literal FUCK YOU DAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND problems and is "super" into dark, adventurous stuff but can barely enter the cave without panicking
>Trailer trash where you it'd be more like you're saving her than actually romancing her, who is already being hit on by one of the other guys
Penny is the best option of the 3. So long as you don't go for fucking Abigail though you're in the clear. Goddamn how people like her is beyond me when she's the literal definition of the exact gamer-girl stereotype people hate here.
Jack Bennett
works on my machine
Colton Martinez
So does the game have any romancable virgins, or no?
Ethan Carter
Glasses are immediate NO imo.
Ayden Cruz
she doesn't have glasses in the actual game
Juan Wright
Whichever is the tomboy
always go tomboy
Luke Butler
Emily is best waifu, idiots. She's literally got the fragment of a god within her.
Daniel Anderson
This. Glasses are a sign of weak genes.