I want to strangle this rotten bitch
I want to strangle this rotten bitch
I will never forget when i was stuck on this bitch for like a week then one of my friends beat her first try because he found out that her speed scales with how fast you mash. So he beat her by tapping the a button casually then mashing in the last 5 seconds. Fuck i was mad
just played through banjo-tooie
this really wasn't as hard as people said it was, got it first try
have any of you ever tried MGS's torture scene?
I didn’t find either difficult. I had to do the torture scene all the way through because I fucked up the tomato sauce part.
There's no way in hell you got the last canary mary race on first try.
this
oh there are multiple races? fuck, is that how you get the last page?
sorry, I know she asks to race again but I just thought it was the same race like literally every other mini-game
Kek
In the middle ages geese were used as wardens / watchdogs (watchgeese)
As a kid I wasn't aware of the rubber banding a.i, so I don't think I ever actually got the cheato page.
But I'm reading that its actually easier to beat her on the N64 version as oppose to the XBLA re-release.
Something about abusing input lag in conjunction with the lower frame rate.
Don't know about MGS but give that last race a try. I need you to feel my pain
geese are aggressive as fuck
just because they look dumb doesn't mean their bill doesn't hit hard
Could Boggy defeat Canary Mary?
????????
I guess I'm just really good at mashing. I revisted my Banjo Tooie save file and was suprised that tiny me was able to clear the game.. But of course he didn't 100% it. I came across her again and raced her, but she had already given me everything she had.
>that part of the final race where you're both going up the mountain and you can press Banjo's nose right into the crotch of her exposed black panties
Canary Mary is a total butterface.
Perfect depiction of a tranny.
She's just old.
I always thought this character was a man even knowing that he goes by "Mary", just too fucking ugly
WUH HEYYY
No. Boggy can't even beat depression
>playing tooie on an emulator with a fightstick
>use turbo to absolutely destroy her
felt amazing after getting so fucking mad when i played as a kid
that was easy as fuck
seriously, am I missing something here
she went away to cuckoo land so it has to be the last race
I was too late to capture the conversation but you can clearly see cheato's page is right there
I tried her CCL race on emulator. Shit is legit impossible. Not in the "Durr stop mashing she rubberbands" sort of way. I mean literally leaves you eating her dried out vag dust while I'm mashing like crazy on the first hill.
How the fuck did I do it with a 64 controller all those years ago I can't remember.
>seriously, am I missing something here
Yeah.
I'm talking about the last race against her later in the game. She isn't a challenge in glitter gulch mine.
>He thinks there's only two races
yeah I just went to cuckoo land
nevermind...
She's been exposed to toxic fumes for a long time what did you expect
gas the bird
Wrong race dumbass
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS STUPID BIRD
fuck that
how do you beat that jogger in cuckoo land? you can't mash any buttons, just press forward with the running shoes
does jumping help?
Lisa simpson?
Do it as solo Kazooie
Use Kazooie. She's actually faster using the running shoes than combined.
Have you ever had a close confrontation with a swan? Despite their color, they are the true niggers of birds.
Mashing like crazy on the first hill was your first mistake.
oooh of course, thanks