Why hasn't there been a burgerpunk game yet?

Looks comfy, reminds me of road trips and summer vacation

youtube.com/watch?v=vhjs70-vbvk

Already in the works user.

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Define "burgerpunk"

Too white.

>what is GTA

Wasn't one thread enough you fucking faggot?

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old counter strike and gmod RP maps that had a bunch of poorly-rendered versions of american chain stores and fast food brands are burgerpunk

Become fattest la creatura possible

Reminds me of 12-18 hours driving in the NE US across the interstate.

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Looks like homey home to me.

Is this one better?

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GTA is burgerpunk

>1990
>lol there's no way someone would pay a subscription fee for a video game! That's like renting a house!
>2000
>lol there's no way someone would pay actual money for in-game content! That's like paying extra for the meat in a burger!
>2010
>lol there's no way someone would pay for the chance of possibly getting a rare item! That's like gambling
>2020
>lol there's no way someone would pay for a game that's just a row of advertisements! That's like Cool Spot without the gameplay!

Did you just have a full argument with yourself in your head?

Now we're getting realistic.

When I see this, I see countless people from all over the country just passing through that you'll never see again. They have lives and families, some of these people are coming home from a funeral and need to stop for gas or food. I unironically love this shit. Sonder is fucking beautiful and these American highway junctions exemplify it best.

>americans have brands placed in their heads next to fond family memories
>americans are literally programmed from birth to always associate fast food with love and warmth and safety
>these connections can literally never be broken
>they will always have some kind of fondness for mcdonald's and taco bell no matter how much they consciously hate it
>the game was rigged from the start

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>lol there's no way someone would pay for a game that's just a row of advertisements!
Yakuza series

I'd actually like to see studies on this, how much this actually affects peoples minds.

Why does this trigger euros?

I don't get it.

DON DON DON DONQUI JOTE-EEEEE

They are literal slaves.

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Seeing the state of America makes me vomit in my mouth
How you aren't ashamed is a mystery to me

research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/goeb5.htm

the intelligence of euros is why mcdonalds alwayys does so shitty in europe

fuck, wait

That sounds exactly like I expect a cult of Saturn to be.

I live in a country that also sold its soul in the name of progress and wealth.

Personally I prefer actual, tangible things to faulty nostalgia and questions of dubious spirituality. So I'm triggered by the fact that people are triggered by it.

Amen brother

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>The state of America

It a roadside stop for truckers and travelers.

Just traveling from one side of Texas to the other takes longer than pretty much any Euro country. it makes sense these areas would exist.

I still don't see what the problem is. You're gonna have to elaborate.

Who else migrated from there to here after the Sneedposting started? By the way I'm okay with Sneed but that obnoxious fag using other Simpsons images was annoying the fuck outta me and he's probably gonna shit up the thread with his whining anyway.

>56%

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>Personally I prefer actual, tangible things to faulty nostalgia and questions of dubious spirituality

Nigger I've been on the road for 12 hours and I just want a Big Mac, not a goddamn church service.

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CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME

>be on road for 12 hours, hungry as fuck
>wants to have a big mac that doesn't contain any nutrients and doesn't even fill you up
Why are Americans this retarded?

Texas-punk bros WW@?

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*freedompunk

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That's Breezewood, PA. It's basically a big truck stop where two major highways converge. Been through there many of times.

Where are all the fat people in futuristic games/movies? Obesity and type 2 diabetes are on the rise in everywhere in the world. 1/3 of americans are obese.

>any Euro country
Russia is a Euro country, you won't find shit like that here.

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Defend burger town.

Eat fucking fruits and a healthy steak. Drink water on top
Or is it true that fruits cost more than Big Mac in Murica?

Get fat and die trying

>The hourly sour grapes Yurop thread

Go be irrelevant somewhere else

Because you're a faggot non-American who thinks that's a place people live in, and not a highway service lot. It's basically a town-sized convenience store made to assist truckers or people on long trips.

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I heard a lot of stores don't even store fresh fruits and veggies because it all rots away anyways because Americans can't cook.

i want to visit texas some day
u guys seem cool

I'd unironically play it, looks aesthetic as fuck.

>implying NYC or any city in california is better

America is shit

>this poster is considered a genius outside of america

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And Americans wonder why the rest of the civilized world hates them

Have diet

>Steak
>On a road trip

Do Europeans not fucking take road trips?

If you can't walk into a store, and walk out with this in 15 minutes, you're not remotely civilized. If your country does this, let me know. I only know of one country so far that does.

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Sure.
In Yurop you can find actual proper restaurants along the highway including steakhouses.

Not really. Travel five hours in any direction and suddenly nobody speaks your language. You'll spend half the afternoon trying to order a plate of meatballs while they think you're asking for directions to Jokkmokk.

>having daily mass shootings in a "1st world" nation is civilized
OK kid

Isn't Earthbound burgerpunk? And why are Yea Forums memes showing up here?

dunno because I haven't played it or anything but isn't far cry 5 burgerpunk?

Good for you that europeans pretty much all speak english. Amerilarp

This is a board for people who play video games. Go back to whatever shit board you came from, we don't want or need tourists here.

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>If you can't walk into a store, and walk out with this in 15 minutes, you're not remotely civilized.
Ah yes having violent murder weapons available to mentally ill people and criminals is the mark of high civilization, how could I forget

>Doesn't have the means to defend oneself against roving gangs and Muslim Warlords
lol

Gta

They don't. Their countries are the size of our western states. When they go "cross country" they take a high speed train where nobody speaks the same language. They can take this train of Babylon to all the prime destinations in Europe which have been overrun by radical asylum seekers. Most of them don't even drive amd when they do, it's some twingo shitbox that probably couldn't make it 100 miles in one go without breaking down. Been to Europe many times and it's pretty bizarre.

do you think steakhouses originated outside of the USA

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yeah dead rising is pretty burgerpunk

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>he thinks my country is like his own but with sandniggers instead of regular niggers and latinos
kek

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There's plenty of steakhouses in America, but the point of a road trip is getting from point A to B as quick as possible.

Sitting down at a steakhouse for an hour is counterproductive when you can just swing by burger King and keep on driving.

no
why

Fuck you, asshole, now I want a burger

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>mentally ill people and criminals
Don't you get arrested for discriminating against Muslims and leftists?

As expected from some americans pieces of fucking shit
The fucking mutts shouls neck themselves if they manage not to break the rope with their weight

you implied there wouldnt be steakhouses in fucking restaurant clusters in the USA

apparently build a sign higher than your competitors

>russia is a euro country
Then why is 80% of russia in asia?

This
It's always some fucking nothing-country, especially leafs

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Modern Warfare 2. It literally had a mission to protect Burger Town.

>expecting mutts to know anything about Geography
dumbass

Then you come home to the US where everyone speaks spanish.

Damn dude, I guess Africa is the most civilized continent.

Because they colonized neighboring regions instead of some shitehole across the sea like the other European superpowers

It's a pretty weird feel, kinda surreal. A big mall-like indoor one on the way to Baltimore always had this kid there that was playing House of the Dead II on freeplay. I don't know what his deal was, maybe his parent worked there and didn't want to hire a sitter. I met a girl there one time when I was stuck there for an hour while my parents had lunch and shopped and whatnot. I couldn't find her again before we had to leave and man did I fucking regret not getting her contact information. She could've turned me down, or being back at home a hundred miles away by the end of the day would've been a problem, but I at least wanted the opportunity to try.

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>redskins last 5 games

If retards wanting to discuss Simpsons stayed in Yea Forums instead of sperging at sneedposting, then it would've never taken off.

dead rising(series?) Project Zomboid and to an extent Postal 1 and 2

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>Cool Spot
Fuck, I want to replay it now.

What is GTA series?

Australia is objectively a safer and comfier country to live in cunt

As a kid I used to want to move America when I grew up. Now I visited it a few times and the country is fucking depressing. It's genuinely some of the most depressing places I've ever been too. Maybe I went to the wrong cities, but the best place I've been is NYC and even there I could feel the American climate. Honestly now moving there is the last thing I want to do.

Also, holy shit tipping is fucking retarded.

>comfier
I don't think so Tim

Read the chain of replies again, user.

Sneak King?

>implying this isn't the case elsewhere because of childhood nostalgia for consumer electronics and entertainment
You will always associate your childhood innocence with Sony/Nintendo/etc.

>the only places are middle of nowhere PA, NYC, and CA
New England and PNW as a whole are nice places.

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There was an episode of This American Life where they just interviewed people at one of these big rest stops. People that worked there, people that were just traveling, pretty much everyone. It was comfy as fuck to listen to. Say what you want about the politics of NPR but this episode and the 24 hours at a 24 hour diner episode were some that really captured America.

thisamericanlife.org/388/rest-stop

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Survive against the enemy hordes.

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You may not like it, but this is the epitome of human civilization.

RIP

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But there was.

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I wonder why everyone else is retarded enough to think a single example represents an entire country

I know we're not /ck/ here but can any of you burger experts tell me why my homemade burgers just taste like minced beef and not at all succulent and savory like shop-bought patties? What am I missing?

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>cities
Cities in America are garbage, anyone with money moves out when they have the chance. If you visit the cities you are seeing the worst parts of America. The suburbs and rural parts are where the country is best.