Be third worlder

>be third worlder
>no money to buy switch + games

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move to america. oh wait.

>switch
>games
pick one

I don't get why anyone would want to be born in any place except for america,

MH Generations
Mario Kart 8

Just these two I would play for hours.

Cursed place for any hobby that isn't fucking or sports

Dont worry user global economic collapse is coming so soon everyone will be third worlders

Can't wait desu.

>be american
>plenty of disposable income for frivolous vidya bullshit
feels good

smash ultimate
mario odyssey
mario kart 8
mh generations
splatoon 2
pokemon lets go(meh)
breath of the wild
kirby star allies
arms
super mario maker 2
yoshi's crafted world
crash team racing

true, but i can't have sex because i'm ugly and shy. god is a fucker.

>third wordler
kindly fuck off

Aye, bad luck in the genetic lottery is the worst.

>be first worlder
>everything is hyperinflated, cost of living is through the roof so no money for vidya anyway

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don't need to lie to me user, I know ur rich compared to us.

not based, but certainly redpilled

>be third worlder, Costa Rican to be precise
>ugly as sin,nerdy as hell
>lonely as fuck
>land a descend IT job at transnational company
>have plenty of spare cash for vidja and buyfaggotry
i mean i'm still a lonely 30 year old spic, but at least i have something to cling to, you just have to unironically, learn how to cope

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you improved your life user, that's better than coping

>wanting to buy a shitch

that's why you'll always be a 3rd worlder scum

this but unironically

But he's right. The buying power of a dollar is fucked even in our own country. You can look at a place like West Virginia and compare it to anywhere else in the country and 100$ holds different power in each area. However, that's not to say the living conditions are most likely better than a third world country.

A switch is like $400 or something, americans make that in two days. I make that in a month.

Do they not cost different in your area? I know Russians pay miniscule amounts compared to most of the world for games, hence why people buy keys from there. Also, most Americans have to pay absurd amounts for housing or some stupid shit.

I hope you die.

Congratulations!
You and all other third wolders are the sole reason why the world is shit.
If all of South America were to suddenly disappear most of the world would be better off.

Steam games are cheap, some switch games are even pricier than $60 for some reason.

don't know why all the hostility desu

>don't know why all the hostility desu
I don't like what I call you people subhumans!
You are trash and your countries and governments have no worth at all in the world and everyone laughs at you for being nothing more than monkeys that shit in the streets~!
I hope you die.

doesn't work that way, your green belts are dying so unless you want to live in a proto interstellar america where theres only corn we keep on trucking
a racist user on Yea Forums, are you actually surprised? you might have not offended him, but our fellow countrymen have so we gotta pay the debt

Post tits, dick or both and I'll buy you a 2ds

I'm selling mine. Where do you live?

>be third worlder
>money to buy switch + games
just get a job

>get sick
>has to amputate an arm

I'd really love to see the mudhutt that you and the other subhuman are living in!~
I think it would be great, especially to have Dirt for breakfast~!

Which is why you never should out yourself as a third worldfag, either lie or deflect the question

I'm flying in a month. I will make sure I become a drag of society and taxes. Fuck Americans. I don't even want to go there.

You should have listened to your father and studied something worth the trouble.

>born in a country with better opportunities
>chooses to be a loser
LOL