SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

>this runner's voice
HOLY SHIT, I KNEW SOMETHING SOUNDED FAMILIAR ABOUT HIM

GUYS

youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c

IT'S FUCKING HIM, IT'S THE DINOSAUR GUY.

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Even when your not making thread your still first. Good luck hammers

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, he's so fucking bad that I might just stay up to watch how bad this shit is gonna be.

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Kill yourself.

Does big dick Uyama run anything nowadays? I sorta miss the old days before this shit marathon got infested by attention whores and trannies. Shit posting about Uyama conspiracies was peak gdq

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Fuck
I wanted a comfy mario run
not a shitty let's play

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>the more he fucks up means the longer this takes
>keeps fucking up all over the place

25 here. Couldn't give less of a fuck.

meant to quote

NO
BULLY

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Anyone else think the schedule and game line up this year has been total ass?

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I think you're total ass.

I dunno about this marathon but he's done runs the past few. He was gone for several years

remember when the "drama" was just memes about uyama being a robot or whatever

it's been decided then
SSS

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Did they know this run was gonna be trainwreck so they put Spike on the couch to lighten things up?

What ARE the good speedrun games?

>The estimate for a good run is probably 3:21:00
>We're going to go way over that

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>you are actually,, because there are 1ups in the 4 corners

im out

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Post rosalina.

at least Spike Vegeta's commentary has been ok, no wait he doesn't have a chance to speak since the runner won't stop rambling the whole time >:(

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Eat shit, tranny

Fuck off already, your list is shit and not representative

This was a good comic. Very cute even!

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They are going to have to call it over early at this rate

RICOCHET TWOOOOOOOOOOOO

what is that pose called?

Good luck!

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place your best now.
>This run will be _______ over estimate.

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I may not make it through Galaxy too but what a nice day of runs overall.

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we can only hope

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Fuck off back to your Discord, Claris.

I know that Nitori is more of a tech person but how did she not know about the hat on her own head? Something strange is afoot!

10 minutes.

22 minutes

lieing witch

I'm playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2 instead of watching the run.

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27 here, fuck

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>3 hours of this

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God, I fucking love squatting

boobs
girl
gdq
me hunkor
boobs
gdq
BOOBS

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I LOVE PLAYTHROUGHS DONE QUEERLY

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33 minutes

EL MALOS

>yeet

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any good super mario maker 2 streams on?

6 under, ive already seen this episode

this is pretty shit

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2 minutes.

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How old is the runner?
Look at how he's sitting.
He's guarding his virginity with his life.

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I love this big blue idiot.

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I like how Suwako is just like "I'm outta here" cause she knows about Cirno's brain potential.

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I'm playing Pokemon Gold! I managed to win 1st prize at the bug catching tournament with a Scyther so that was cool.

Hopefully this is a comfy long run as opposed to something that ends up with the crowd or announcer shouting memes. Spike can be really obnoxious sometimes even though I like him overall.

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poor, poor 9

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>spike says orb more than once in quick procession
>no one screams OOOOOOOORB

crowd is comatose

Couldn't be any worse than Pokemon Crystal's DIIOOOOOOOO and OOOOORRRRBBB!

>already three hours bing bing wahoo
>even longer with fuck ups
i'm not watching this shit and from the sound of this post i'm already disappointed just put on pac-man already for fucks sake
I've seen a few runs, the only shit that intrests me is everything post mario galaxy particularly pac man, sly, and quake

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It can't be helped.

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It absolutely could and you know it. Just watch Windwaker or FFIX from last year.

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All these fuckups and claps just make me wish he was Bonesaw

petto dat doggo chat >:^)
....BOOP

>doggo must get a nice boop!

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based

>puzzle plank
nice
youtube.com/watch?v=ORtv9sfy8xs

DOGGO!!!
DOGE!!!
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB!

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cute!

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man even the crowd doesn’t care enough to yell out orb

KA-BOOOOOOOM~!

test

This runner sounds like Ben Shapiro

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FFIX was only bad because of the announcer though, the runners were absolutely fine

Fucking Marisa.

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I FUCKING HATE THIS ANNOUNCER

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ive only ever seen ben shapiro, he really sounds like this? jesus christ, the jews should be ashamed

>that song

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>mario game
>any%
>3 hour "speed" run
Why the hell is a Mario game so long?

It's not so bad. 60 something stars to go. Then it'll be like 30, then 10, then last one. It'll go be like no time!

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Marisa is the n*gger of Gensokyo

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okay, I'm tapping out now. see ya in a few

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Put her in gay witch jail

Black, steals stuff, makes some mad jumbo, no parents. The list goes on!

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Fin

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I really hate this guy

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Has Spikevegeta always been this annoying or am I looking at thing differently?

But that's what my post referred to, the potential of an annoying announcer killing a run:

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Thanks for saving this run even a little user.

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>the other two couch autists totally fucking frozen

>they reach incentive which is 100%

Talks like Shapiro
Looks like Moonman

nitori tried inventing a bike 40 times before realizing marissa was magically stealing it the instant it was created.

That's 40 bikes, that's as many as 4 tens, and that's just terrible.

I think thats just gensokyo

but Marisa does have parents they disowned her/she cut ties with them

can somebody post a good tier list

thanks

based

It's a girly way to sit but it is comfy as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=sCD9zjf_YRU

listen for yourself

Ah you're right. My bad

that HOOOYYYYPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE was absolutely pathetic

Still a better ending than WaHH or FS

good story distraction from this boring run, user
thank you

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what game has the dog in it they keep talking about?

thank you very cool

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That's okay user, this runner's voice could cause anyone to make a mistake or two.

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I meant no parents as she ran away from home. Could also refer to Mima.

Octopath Traveler.

Based

>Spike will never support you during your run
IT'S NOT FAIR

sure here you go
SSS+: everything I like
ZZZ: everything you like

Ew.

if you literally have no balls

neither will your hapa gf that youll facially abuse in the hotel room later

Good, not like I'll ever be pro enough to run a game at GDQ anyways.

What happened to Marisa?

He hasn't adjusted his position in 40 minutes.
Then again I've never played Wii, maybe this is a comfortable way to sit when playing that.

>Romancing Saga knockoff
ewww

Suwackers ate her with her hat. That's what you get for insulting a goddesse's time :)

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Stop with this meme. I have average sized testicles and can sit this way perfectly fine.

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my balls are huge and full of cum and i can sit like that easy

Wow that was a pretty dumb bunny! Bo-yoing!

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Is Spikevegeta a mulatto or just a kinky hair Italian?

Mama is the best Nintendo pawg, prove me wrong.
>coytainly blah blah doggo
please mute everyone except maybe spike

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Why is Rosalinda's head so fuckin HUGE?!?!

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youre allowed to cheat for this run?

I want to fertilize their eggs.

run ruined

I hate how the runner keeps blaming the pointer controls for his chokes, but he isn't giving it much effort to raise his hand and Wii Remote up away from his dead kneecaps the whole time.

.....and now the giggle/snort thing, wtf was that!?

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Someone told me that you all are hating on my dancing friend and his sister, flippy hat dude. Why don't you come into the room and say it to my face?

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dios mio...

why are the toads NIGGERS

are you guys going to be sad when it ends? i always shitpost about gdq but then i feel bad when it's actually over

You're like 3 states away from me at least.

Imagine sniffing all of their butts one at a time

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Maybe not for this one, it's been boring as shit for the most part.

WaHH's ending isn't quite as comparable to the shit with FS since the ending was at least consistent with the tone of the Manga whereas FS' ending was a massive blueball.

ESA is real soon so it won't be that bad

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quite pungent my dear

This runner sounds like such an insufferable nerd. I can imagine him going "um akcshually" and getting punched in the face by chad in high school

The schedule is only half the issue, the other is the runners with zero charisma and the corporate atmosphere that sucks any fun and enjoyment out of the air.

This very same game was at ESA and was ten times more enjoyable then, simply by having a runner who didn't sit with his legs crossed as tightly as a straitjacket.

Move Fates to ZZZ, route was shit and overestimate.

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And all of those people can't find an excuse as to why they don't get return calls

the run is fine, the commentary is just bad though

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I love Rosalina

This GDQ has been pretty good, completely disagree with you user. That said I wont be sad, I can always watch the runs I missed later and ESA is soon.

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How does he sit like that? Does he have no balls?

the start was full of chokes

this guy gets it

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Way over estimate.

>the run is bad because his legs are crossed
What a retarded opinion.

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that's not really something you can fix though unless you audit runners on their personality more i guess. if this dude would have ran this game back at gdq 2012 it would have sucked too

My anesthesiologist friend told me homos lose their gay affe

I have balls and can sit like that fine

>no 100% run
>no No Death run
>no No Hits run
>dude just end the game quickly lol!!!

and this is why this event sucks

I dunno, I can never not sit and spread my legs so I don't know how this dude's been like this for almost an hour

how does someone who plays this game for like hundreds of hours make such dumb fucking mistakes?

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I couldn't place it at first, but I figured it out

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Is their setup shit or does the game seem blurry and fuzzier looking than normal to anyone else?

i realized some time i ago i'm basically as ugly as people like that are. felt like a weight of my shoulders when i accepted i'm too ugly to be part of society

>no No Hits run
Carci go back to twitter

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HAHA YEAH EXACTLY

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> 24.38% done
The end is in sight

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At least they're not screaming HOOOOOOOOOOOOYPPPPPPPPPPPP.

you can sit like that if you dont have fat legs.
stop being american

>nintendo game runner
>is obviously autistic
Like clockwork

I keep thinking my eyes are dying because it looks blurry but I think it might be twitch or the setup.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO HORNY AND LONELY

Gay affect while under anesthesia. Sorry for the incomplete mobile post. My sausage fingers slipped

>couch starts talking about something interesting with the run
>runner interrupts them to talk about something that isn't actually interesting
>constantly says "this part is pretty interesting" when it's really not
This is a fucking train wreck

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why do they autistically say orb every time there’s a round object now

>carci
I feel bad for this nigga, he is clearly approaching a psychotic break

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>after decades of Mario there has yet to be a good Bowser boss fight
Weird

FUCK
THAT'S IT

Not it definitely looks blurry and pixely to me so I think their setup is just shit.

Depending on the game I find strategic death warps interesting. The best speedruns are about insanely efficient routing.

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>oh boy i love ham
unironically the only good part of the run so far

OH NO NO

>...okey dokey
kek

lmao he got mad at the announcer for fucking up his name.

the sad thing is that they dont; this audience is asleep unless spike points out an orb on screen for them

Holy shit

It definitely looks pixely and bad

What the fuck happened to him? I never knew him and Bawkbasoup or whatever even interacted much beyond pleasantries for running the same franchise of games.

Do you enjoy jrpg speedruns

>he is clearly approaching a psychotic break
give me the big enchilada

>wake up
>it's a fucking faggot running winglan wanglan bing bing wahoo

I hope the commentator is fat too

He's actually such an autist

Anything good come out of this GDQ?

The Jak and Dexter run 2 years ago was god tier and they banned the guy for that, so I stopped watching.

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I doubt it counts, but Paper Mario final boss Bowser is pretty solid.

Dude thinks Bawk is the cause of him stagnating on twitch and just went on a very bitter rant, he needs to get over his weird inferiority complex.

Next time he goes to GDQ he's going to make Columbine look like a joke

>waking up at almost 10 pm
nigga...

Come for Mama...

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time zones, how do they work?

dead rising yesterday was pretty solid

I stayed up until 6:30 AM and woke up at 3:45 PM, this thing has destroyed my sleep schedule

Rosalina is so hot goddamn

Imagine having an inferiority complex with a fucking leaf

Who is Bawkwhatever and what's wrong with Carci? How the fuck does he feel inferior about his runs at all, he does some fantastic shit with RE runs.

yes, my vacations are taken during the event so when it ends its sad and i have to go back to work. this chat wont be here, and the vods arent the same but ill watch them anyways until the next GDQ. i think ive watched all the vods for the last 4 years of GDQs at least twice by now. good news is i can attend AGDQ2020 in person because its close to my house!

What does T302 mean anyway?

Mario relay race was super close in terms if competitive ability.

how does he talk for an hour straight?

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He's jealous of Bawk, another RE runner

i used to do that. not so much this year, it has got progressively shit

It's a miracle this guy can even play.

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He has a lot of mental issues, extreme social anxiety being one of them. Now though, he thinks his twitch channel is dying because another RE player has a bigger channel than him. He is basically in panic mode cause he probably feels this is the only way he can support himself. Dude is like 6'7 and well spoken and probably somewhat smart, but his depression and anxiety are destroying him, I sympathize.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>there's a lot of skips coming up
>UMM ACTUALLY THERE ISN'T THERE'S ONLY A FEW
>that part was actually pretty hard
>UMM ACTUALLY IT WAS EASY FOR ME THANKS TO MY SET UP

I'd have fucking walked away from the couch by now, how are these guys coping with this autismo?

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Bawkbasoup is more popular by a good amount and Carci kind of got btfo'd by a lot of other players when RE2R came out.

Bawk is some very popular RE speedrunner and Carci just got assblasted about it. I'm sure someone has some of the tweets but you can go on his twitter and see shitloads, dude is just fixated on the guy and blames him for all his issues.

This is the best GDQ in years imo, so I disagree. Great runs every day.

>being a californian aids faggot

cmon user I'm really trying to space out my fapping more and this shit isn't helping!

You gonna slam some bussy while you’re there?

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tranny 302

Nice, I do the same thing with SGDQ. Remember to make sure you buy your ticket early, they sell out fucking fast.

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I live in Washington, retard.

ATTENTION COMFY WATCHERS! Don't forget to adjust your sleep schedule to watch Majora's Mask 100% tomorrow. Just over 5 hours of maximum comfy time! :3

fuck you speed runner

What time is that on

I am a skinny american and I can't sit like that. However, I have really big testicles. I don't even have a big dick, just big balls. It is really uncomfortable for me to press my legs that close together.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *pop*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *pop*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *pop*

>t-the game didn't register my spin input

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I'd rather use my going into games machine!

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based MM comfy

Fuck this autist he's so full of himself.

You’re all slowly being infected by San Francisco homeless shitters, look at the fucking absolute state of Seattle and tell me that Californian politics don’t have the entire coast in a death spiral.

I'm 32 and i don't need to be reminded of that shit

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Ugh, I'm getting too tired to hang with you guys. Imma start fapping now, here's hoping something better happens then!

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Isn't Seattle super prosperous? I just went on vacation there. Every wealthy city has homeless people, retard.

What the fuck, is he really so petty? That makes me lose some respect for Carci, he never struck me as someone that pathetic. Like just do your own thing, why let some other dude make you feel like you're inferior? Does Bawkbasoup even acknowledge any of this?

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He's not my type
I wanna rail the loony tunes gameboy runner

You're right, but I live in a conservative part of the state where that stuff isn't nearly as noticeable.

at least post what youre gonna cum to

>didn't enjoy any of the runs with exception of iceman & keyboard dude

either gdq turned shit or i'm just too old for this

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I'm 29 but I lost my virginity almost a decade ago!

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Seattle and that general area of washington have been getting REALLY bad these last couple years. There's a good documentary on youtube about how its changing the whole city

>watch Majora's Mask 100% while sleep deprived
Use it to fall asleep more like

no I doubt he even knew carci felt like this, like I don't think they interact that much. that said it's most likely mental health related, he came over like he was having a breakdown.

I feel you, I loved his RE7 run and it was really disappointing to find this out.

And no, I dont think Bawk acknowledged any of it.

>There's a good documentary on youtube
Hard fucking pass

no but getting a gf there would be cool. maximum virgin right now just seeking a relationship with any girl whose interests are close to mine.

i heard. i will watch dates closely and probably just take the days off work to make sure im home to buy them.

I don't see it as pathetic given his mental issues, if you have enough of them life can feel very hopeless. He has tried to get help but I don't know how that went, he seems to be back in the depression zone.

You are right though, if he just did his own thing he would be fine probably, and its hard to whine about having 1000+ subs, the dude has somewhat made it all things considered, but he still continues to panic and approach breakdowns. Caleb has tried to help him through some of it I think.

This, Seattle is a fucking hellhole full of homeless and drugs and piss and shit. Watch this, is a billion times more interesting than this speedrun.

youtu.be/bpAi70WWBlw

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caleb rape accusations?

Do people actually fuck at GDQ? Cause uh...I'd go if it let me pound some of the cuter male runners.

why does he sit like that. does he hate his testicles that much

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Chances are high that it's either some Touhou tiddy or something /d/ tier, no real in-between.

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Liar, actual skinny and big dick and testicles, I can sit like that and it isn't uncomfortable, you are just fat

I hate not being able to hear this game's good music

>no but getting a gf there would be cool.
user I can tell you that is not going to happen. All the women there are going to be

A) with their bfs/husbands
B) with their fellow girlfriends
C) wary of thirsty ass nerds hounding them

Unless you try and hang out at the bar, you're not going to be going around the main hall schmoozing with chicks and getting numbers.

just hearing the song gets my dick hard

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it's much more comfortable to not cross your legs

Oh I didn't know he had mental health issues, I mostly watch him on YouTube and he always seems so chill and calm. So hearing all this threw me for a loop. I hope he beats this though, the guy needs to realize he's already great and doesn't have to compare.

Seattle has been declining since they raised the minimum wage

WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT
>pic related
OH NO

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Why is this faggot crossing its legs like a fucking female?

What do you call someone that has a detestable, obnoxious voice again?

>currently sitting crosslegged right now with no testical pain
Yea Forums BTFO

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Which touhou had the nicest tiddy?

Beep Block has a pavlovian effect

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You're wrong. I sit most comfortably with putting my foot on one of my knees or just spreading my legs. Crossing my legs very tightly rubs my balls together. I didn't say it hurt or it was impossible, just not comfy.

"He" doesn't have any.

i can easily sit like this and i bet i have a bigger dick than you. also skinny as fuck.

What testicles?

youtu.be/bpAi70WWBlw

>second most properly crimes in the US to San Francisco
>large camps of homeless
>police unable to arrest people because it’s legal in the city to have up to 3 grams of heroin on your person, so that’s what the low level dealers have started carrying
>tons of repeat of offenders in and out of the system with no jail time or repercussions because the city refuses to charge anyone or impose any real punishments
>people shitting all over the streets
>addicts allowed to continue their cycle rather than getting any real help
>local councils laugh at the concerns of citizens who’s properly values are dropping faster than the shits on the street

Yeah it’s fucking sunshine and gumdrops there, heading towards a bright new street shitter tomorrow. You fucking simp.

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I wonder what blimpyoshi air smells like haha

>them legs

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>mar-e-oh
——————
>mare-e-oh

24 hrs from now, give or take

A faggot

Dude needs to take a break from twitter or something, he's obsessed.

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>some alt-righter youtube video
What about some real facts instead of fake news

>he's never slammed puss at fat GDQ orgies

Sad, and a lot of cities are following the same path. Including my own even though it's on the other side of the country.

The worst part is that because Seattle is dying, people are fleeing to Spokane in eastern Washington and now the prices are being hiked up here. They are fucking ruining another city, and I despise them for it. Let me live in peace, you fucking assholes.

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>wojack
>some retarded fucking clickbait video
I already told you hard pass, retard

Holy shit he really does sound like Ben Shapiro
Hajjajaananahahahahshshsh
CANNOT UNHEAR

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dilate

It’s from a local news station.

i can't do it because my thighs are too big

Transition or Suicide?

About to go speedrun my dick. Wish me luck.

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Why did they make a block of back to back to back to back shit games?

What's the indian to street shitting ratio over there?

iktf, it gets more and more expensive to live here every year and I see a lot more homeless on the streets too.

t. central washingtonfag

She's so hot unggg

Spokane is a shithole too, dont kid yourself

Gimme the link, coward.

Based autist BTFO trannies with FACTS and LOGIC

Dude has depression and has talked about suicide before so probably that. Honestly hope he gets help.

carci knows he is in self-sabotage mode, but its hard to defeat your nature, thats the tragedy here, mental health problems suck ass. I have a fair few of them as well having been off meds for some shit for 15 years has no doubt multiplied some of my own issues, I just feel where he is coming from and I no doubt should be seeking help myself. Carci's issue is that he shouldn't be lashing out in public he should just save it for his therapist and friends

>couch makes a comment
>runner cuts them off
>"UH YEAH EXACTLY I WILL RESTATE IT TOO GIVE ME ALL THE ATTENTION SHUT THE FUCK UP"

This is unfun.

What a weirdo

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Gross.

You know the "alt-right" is a meme right?

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2 more hours of this shit

Good choice user

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His twitter is fascinating, a true window into mental illness and depression. Can't help but feel for him.

Been playing catchup. Hot darn, Split/Second was amazing, the Kaizo race was fucking awesome, about to watch Blindfolded Punch Out. Man, there have been some awesome runs. As long as you avoid the tranny runs, there is still some good stuff at GDQ's.

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It absolutely is, but its more so now because of the shitty people from Seattle abandoning their failed city.

An actual nice 3 bedroom house is $500,000. There are almost no homes for sale here because of the Seattlefags.

She looks like the type of prostitute that only accepts burgers as payment

literal retards who have never been in the PNW.

has always been the case. watch the metal slug runs

Like, oh my gosh what an AWFUL runner

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Is this faggot ever going to move his legs? I bet he's getting nerve damage from lack of blood flow

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cringe

>PNW.
Not them, but what is this?

Sex is outlawed there, SpikeVegeta does daily room inspections and Mike has a penis inspection tent next to the dilation room.

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i feel like this game can go so much faster and actually be entertaining

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Pacific North West

HE'S FUCKING UP ALL THOSE COOL SWITCH PLATFORM LONGJUMPS AAAAA
IT'S THE ONLY COOL PHYSICS THING IN THE RUN, BOTTOM-TIER RACERS WERE DOING THIS SHIT EASILY LAST WEEK ON TWITCH

this guy sucks ass, no doubt

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don't even bother. they don't care about facts or what outlet it's from and they surely don't actually care about the health or well being of the residents of Seattle. They care about one thing, their crazed ideology.

Pacific northwest

Pacific Northwest

Illiterate retard who should read the thread

>mike will never smell your dick to see if you've been having sex

do you see how skinny those legs are? I don't know if he even CAN stand

vocaroo.com/i/s0si5KfSgnqh

?

>doesn't care about my feelings
This is the weird case of "senpai won't notice me!" I've ever seen. Other people on the thread said Bawk doesn't even respond to this but here's Carci outright directly attacking him. Is there any proof of his claim that Bawk was shitty to him or is he just projecting?

it's a pretty slow speedrun sadly. game is great but he's actually about going as fast as you can unless he keeps fucking up

They’ll let anyone on stream huh?

lmao who the fuck gives a shit about seattle

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Dude I'm not going to watch your gay hour long video, deal with it

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>Mike
user, what do you think the real reason we don't see PMG at all is?

It is seriously starting to get annoying.
I thought the runner was going to stop doing that 5 minutes in.

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Thanks. I haven't seen people abbreviate it like that before.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0si5KfSgnqh
its just mario dawg

its amazing how constantly talking makes it seem so much longer instead of having some silence once in a while

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Only 2 more hours

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That was a pretty cool trick I guess

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This guy reminds me of m2k. Textbook aspergers

>I think this TV has input lag
Every other runner is doing fine you fucktard

>input lag

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>Does Bawkbasoup even acknowledge any of this?
He never did to avoid drama but had to explain the whole situation on his last stream before GDQ. Apparently he tried to reach him multiple times but Carci just blocked him everywhere after Bawk reached his 39th emote slot on Twitch.

>techs doing great
Dist would like a word.

>"He hasn't blamed the tech
>"My pointer doesn't work. This TV has input lag"

Seriously, this runner is such garbage

>alt-right
It's from a Seattle news station, if anything the producers are fucking lefties and even THEY know how bad it is here.

FUUUCK who is this

Ikr
this cunt needs to learn how to sit correctly.

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please tell me what this is from

*yawns really loudly*

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It makes a difference. Faggot.

That ghost is cute!

>electrical interference
nigga what

Why would someone put their feet on a couch that isn't theirs?

>defending this retard
Back to your sub, tourist

Us gamers, huh? Let's all drink some Red Bull!

Good taste, user.

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Daily reminder that Galaxy games suck ass

>mistakes get more severe
>this run is going to get worse

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>sensor bar works using infrared light
>electrical interference

those are some manly ass legs on that bitch

>electrical infetterance

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>My mother says I'm special, not autistic
What did he mean by this?

Its electrical infetterence

>any%
>Still 3 and a half hours long
Nani the fuck

more like electrical interfagrance

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it means he's autistic

Why does he talk like this?

>40 more stars to go

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When are we going to get a Baten Kaitos 100% run. Kids these days think 3 hours is long

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look above your post

Pacific Northwest. Every from WA knows what Komo is. It's interesting that after this documentary came out, local Antifa groups have been attacking Komo news and calling it a Right Wing outlet despite being one of the most left leaning local news outlets in the country.

He looks like Erran Morad, the Sacha Baron Cohen character

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>his... its

He just got out of his 8th grade classroom.

some random pornhub video. I think it's called skinny chinese girl anal dildo or something like that

I'm not sure why people complain about that video because it clearly shows a town meeting or whatever where the congressmen laugh at a woman voicing her concerns. Like literally laughs in her face like it's nothing. Absolutely appauling

I didn't post the video, but the fact that local Antifa groups are calling it AltRight propaganda is hilarious. It's made by a super liberal news outlet.

>fortnite shirt
>cargo shorts
>terrorist watch
some things never change

>apparently they taste like cunny
CUNNY?

What the fuck, you're right.

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>skinny chinese girl anal dildo

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This guy didn't give a fuck. Did he fuck the qt Asian from behind after the run or make her look into his eyes?

>bowl cut

God i love Yui.
how long is baten kaitos?

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>apparently they taste like cunny
Actually threw me off for a second until I realized what he actually said

beep
beep
beep

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Heh.

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This guy looks like a candidate for transition

This is really confusing to me then because shows Carci saying he feels attacked by Bawk. It just seems like Carci is using Bawk as his way of not acknowledging he has a problem
>SpikeVegeta does daily room inspections
As much as I wanna believe this is shit posting, I also picture him absolutely doing this.

what's wrong with cargo shorts

It takes two real life weeks to get 100% in Baten Kaitos

take your mind of the cunny guys

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Local Antifascist groups put up fliers outside my working calling the documentary AltRight and telling people to boycott Komo 4.

If you have to ask, you are too far gone.

>yoshi's feet are thick
jesus christ

I'd wager most large cities are pretty similar to this and it's a consequence of the legal system more than anything. My brother is a cop and he says the same thing about picking up repeat offenders and their charges just being dismissed.

>yoshi is thick
What did they mean by this?

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Nothing.

Haha how thick do you think they are? My friend just texted me and wanted to know.

speedrun.com/Baten_Kaitos_Eternal_Wings_and_the_Lost_Ocean/run/pydo1kvz
It unironically takes 341+ hours because you have to let the game sitting for huge periods of time to force certain cards to change to other cards if you want 100% of the Magnus in the game.

cargo shorts or jorts, which is the lesser evil?

Explain me what the appeal of this game is.

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it's fun

yoshi feet r34 NOW

Cargo jorts is the final boss

bing bing wahoo

wake me up when this ends

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nothing, its just a bunch of propaganda from backpack manufacturers who don't want us being able to carry our things around. they saw how well the purse lobby managed to ruin women's pants and the backpackers wanted in too

What did he say?

>we would like to put criminals in jail and if they are addicts get them state sponsored treatment/therapy that will continue after their release so they can live a happy and healthy life
>FUCKIN FASCISTS REEEEEE
I mean the video seems to come from a place of legitimate frustration and helplessness rather than any political agenda, shame the tards can’t realize that.

Is this runner a homosexual?

i'll fuck patchy until it ends

How the fuck does that run even work?
I remember emulating Baten Kaitos years ago but stopped because of the dub I think, is there an undub?

they're ugly as fuck dude

Rich chads started the hate cargo shorts meme so people don't mock their ugly as fuck pastel bermudas and boat shoes.

Probably the coolest looking card from WotS.

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Being short

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Today it was Youmu. They looked awfully soft!

>Cargo jorts
>Crocs with socks
>Black t-shirt with white text sarcastic line

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What am I supposed to wear aside from cargo pants? Everything else feels too fancy. I usually just go with board shorts because fuck it.

haha, this isn't /mtga/, fool!

Imagine being gay enough to actually wear shorts in the first place

People who have annoying voices or mannerisms should unironically be banned from GDQ.

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>an added pocket makes a piece of clothing ugly
Post tits.

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I'm not a girl, user. I care about my looks insofar that I'm presentable, everything else is secondary, fuck fashion. You aren't limited to just bitch skinny jeans as a guy, you know.

Imagine having shitty legs

Fuck it, there's no way I'm going to make it to based Llama's D2 run at 6 am. I guess I'm just gonna call it a night here, it's been a pleasure shitposting with you lads.

Basically you speed run the game like normal then leave it running while you do nothing for a ton of hours. Then come back and speed run the rest.
>Is there an undub
There is, just google it.

>>Black t-shirt with white text sarcastic line
baste

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>I don't think any of them want to play with me
>"But your couch has been fighting to play with you"
>"No, seriously, don't do it"

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Just bought 400 thanks :)

Look at all this soul

>tfw when you have more ironic shirts than chins

>Black t shirt with white text sarcastic line

Why. Why can't people realize that even just a plain black, or most colors, shirt will go well with things if it fits nicely.

What's wrong with fancy? As long as you aren't walking around in a fucking 14 piece suit, dressing up looks good. A quick Google search of your height and body type will do wonders. Don't go to /fa/. They are no help and dress like mongos.

>Oh shit, I overslept, time to restart the run

How are those white new balances working out for you?

STARGET
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DONATING TO PET THE DOGGO LuL
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For the memes u guis
WAKKA WAKKA....BOOF DA DOGGO
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Cya, user

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watching Spilt / screen, how can you guys rate this as S? it's cringy as fuck

>pronounces the H in homage
fuck this guy

Split/second meant to say.

HHNNNNNNNNGGGGG!

>What's wrong with fancy
Because I spend 99% of my time inside and the other 1% running/walking. I don't want to ruin the clothes and when I go out I just wear the same jeans I've had for 8 years.

How's it feel knowing they set up Celeste TASBot for failure?

Is this still the tranny general?

>it's cringy as fuck
That's why it's S.

i used to like carci until he became some whiney bitch on twitter and also watching more of his streams.

>hehe Nintendo is so bad at making games, dont they know that you can get around using this!?
This guy is the reason some devs hate speedrunners.

>people defending cargo shorts
jesus christ

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explain

Everyone here in Seattle (with any common sense) is worried about the crime and drug addiction, as a former addict myself I've done my part to help local charities who are trying to fix the problem, but local leftist groups and the city are doing everything in their power to keep these people on the streets. It's really disgusting and makes these people live without dignity.

orange man bad

The playmat is pretty great as well.

yes

It's almost 2am runner, please control the sass volume

You do you. I'm just saying being dressed up and looking fashionable does wonders for self esteem and attitude; even if it's a trip to the grocery store. Again, I'm not saying put on a tux every time you go pump gas. But having outfits that match and pop will make you feel better.

Cargo shorts are useful
Fight me

That's what was so great about it, he got way outside his comfort zone and made the girl embarrassed, it was awesome. (she probably had sex with him later)

very good

Why does this faggot keep contradicting EVERYONE else that talks?

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Not from around the area but I just wanna say that Tacoma is the worst, most degenerate and disgusting place I've ever been. And i've been all over the USA

>Be attention whore
>Be useless at life
>Become "speedrunner"
>Become "famous" and get a "world record" since you're pretty much the only one running it
>Someone better comes along
>Meltdown
HRTDoneQuick any% next.

How sheltered are you?

So are wheely backpacks, but anyone with one deserved to get bullied in high school

I legitimately hope it gets better there and meaningful change occurs, it annoys me to no end that people are ignoring problems like this in the US in general or thinking you can solve the problem by just moving the goalposts of law. Also congrats on not being an addict anymore, I hope you continue doing well.

>he's never been to the real ghetto
let me know when you've been to camden, gary, baton rouge, etc.

It's all about HIM.

>master1200
0/10 apply yourself

Less than 24 hours to raise $163,000

TASBot Celeste 2 isn't happening..

carci is being a little bit of a bitch but to be fair, bawks has the most boring personality ever and I don't get why people like him that much. Not to say carci is some shining example of charisma though, but at least his descent into madness is entertaining.

"ASIAN GIRL TAKES A 12 INCH DILDO AND GETS ANAL BELLY BULGE" on pornhub.

>the rest of the artist's work is gore
I love girls in army fatigues or whatever they're called but this is too much.

nutted twice during tyhis run and it isnt helping the quality

But how else am I going to get rid of this goiter on my neck? It's really uncomfortable. I need this Celeste run!

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>less protection than cargo pants, which also look better, feel better, and help you not look like a fucking moron that wears cargo shorts

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>white new balances
I had to google that and I see that it's a running shoe but since I'm not a burger I have no idea what I'm supposed to associate with that.

The problem with Tacoma is the hookers and specifically the tranny hookers. I've been to way worse ghettos, but never seen the sex crimes so openly displayed.
Thank brother. And thanks for caring about the city man. Nice to hear some reasonable people still exist.

some run's ratings were based on how good of a time the anons were having in the thread... but that viceroymontecristo dude: lul. keep watching, some of the stuff he starts saying later on, he really dgaf

useful for what
literally WHAT are you fucking carrying aspie

new

>Anonymous donated $1000
>Anonymous donated $1500
>Anonymous donated $1000
>Wow, everyone give a hand to The Yetee for their extremely generous $5000 donation!

his dilation station

New Balance is the brand that autistic people wear, but they're also super comfortable shoes.

t. New Balance wearer (but they're black)

>cargo pants are ok but cargo shorts are not
This is more retarded that people who are trying to demonize cargo anything.

I'm not sheltered. That's how I know it was good. Girls love guys who are willing to embarrass themselves. It's why they love guys who play guitar.

Yetee and Fangamer to the rescue

Incoming 163 anonymous $1000 donations.

i mainly wear them because they are actually made in america and still relatively affordable

people who actually work wear cargo pants while spergs where cargo shorts. there is NO POINT in wearing cargo shorts unless you actually have autism and need more pockets to hold your switch to play some bing bing wahoo

Based

Same, I've worn new balances for awhile now simply because they're american

i think the user was calling the user a mega-boomer. white new balances (ideally with navy piping) are boomer dad grilling on sunday afternoon shoes. although i think that meme shifted to being about UnderArmor shoes for a short while