What are some hard vidya decisions?

What are some hard vidya decisions?

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right, how is that even a choice

>hard
anyone who wants the left is silly

Left has pantyhose. So left is better.

The intellectual has arrived

>left
>get hug at the cost of cooking
>right
>get hug and free cooking

apron > pantyhose

don't cry

This right here.

I really personally prefer to cook for myself. i'm autistic as fuck about it and no one can really make food to my specific preferences.

There is no decision between the two. The girls were made for each other and as such I put on my wizard hat and robes then leave the room.

right is the ideal housewife, it would be even better if she's a trap

>choosing between a lazy slut and a wholesome hard-working girl

of course the real correct answer is getting cooking lessons with right so you can cook her a meal when she's tired too

Left would suck your bro off while you on business trips

They're a cute lesbian couple.

This is true.

>left
forces you to be a better person so you can dump her ass for someone better later
>right
you will forever be momma's boy

I'll take left, but I'll slowly turn her into right by modifying the exchange rate. In other words: She gets to eat for the night, but then I fuck her until morning.

>ywn have a gf like pink
>sluts like blue everywhere
Worst timeline ever.

naked apron bro

>not liking cute socks

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can't argue with that

There's really nothing hard about this.
They both suck and a mature adult would want neither.

Girl 1 is lazy and unreliable. No one wants that in a partner.
Girl 2 is your mom. Only a beta incel still living in a basement would think that would be a good partner, because the extent of their female interaction is their mommy bringing them tendies and doing their laundry while they sit slumped in front of their computer for twelve hours a day.

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Right.

This is the truly enlightened choice, though.

Either I just want a gf who isn't insane

>Girl 2 is your mom.
>Not wanting a mommy gf

Low test

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cute nurse

So what you're saying is you want zero hug/cooking dynamic?

Both are bad, left is lazy and would probably expect you to do everything. Right means you're probably lazy and would expect her to do everything. Neither is healthy. This isn't how real people are all the time.

You could ask her to wear something, and she'd probably do it for you.

>Right means you're probably lazy and would expect her to do everything
projecting

Okay Oedipus.

yes it is desu

t. freud

holy fuck. the ultimate answer.

right might have too high expection that are out of my reach and it's not specified if she's good at cooking
left is a cunt but will most likely accept your meal because she's too lazy to do it herself and I enjoy cooking anyway
also this

left will be the most likely candidate to cheat on you.

Left because cooking is fun, and being appreciated for your work makes it all the more better. Also

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Man of SUPREME taste

top or bottom brehs

Cooking is easy as fuck so I choose left.

I want to cook food to get a hug from a loli

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Both shitting on me

>and it's not specified if she's good at cooking
I know anime likes to joke about cute girls that cook inedible cancer but unless her practices are so bad they'd legitimately give you health issues a homemade meal from someone that loves you will always be good.

Right cheating on you is hotter, especially if the guy is your senior. Ever read NeuTRal Actor?

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> Right means you're probably lazy
It's easier to change yourself than someone else.
Lazy girl probably will stay lazy and leave you to someone else if you will force her to move her lazy ass.

starfire on my dick raven on my face

Right would ultimately leave you as the high expectations she sets upon herself will eventually be set upon you.

This boy is wicked smart

>a homemade meal from someone that loves you will always be good.

t. virgin

I love my gf to death but good god that woman can’t cook to save her life. Her food always tastes like trash

KOBE KOBE KOBE

Left had 10 partners, the right had 100

Which one do you choose now?

Why are you like this.

...

Neither

This user is right. When girls discover that shit, they start doing it for free to get your attention

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Depends on how they broke up

Incel

based

keyword is "had" nigga

only incels care about "muh purity" beyond making sure someone is clean and doesn't sleep around.

Hokkaido, fukuoka and okinawa. All other choices are pleb tier

Duracell

>to fuck fattie
>to be fat

Well, to throw out the fattie is much easier than to get rid of fat, so the left.

osaka or kobe if you pick anything else then get the fuck outta my face

I would pick you two.

dilate

Osaka and Kobe are good girls
The rest are filthy sluts

Eating pussy is so beta
Literally why

based

>Fukushima not under chemo

>All these people choosing left
You do realise she would use you as an emotional tampon while she's inbetween fucking chad and tyrone, right?

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@thread
Have sex

Osaka

Rent free

>Wanting girl 2 basically makes you girl 1
>Wanting girl 1 basically makes you girl 2

This is actually a good test of introspection. The ideal is a girl 3 that will cook for you tomorrow night if you cook tonight.

it this a roll chart? if not then 8 followed by 1 during winter

Neither, because they both look underage

hokkaido almost feels like it's cheating with the scarf, earmuffs and boots

but I gotta go with Nigata. I just really like button down dress shirts

>He's never tasted pussy

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how is fucking women beta

This
Fastest way to get a girl to leave you

Probably the best answer in this thread

I'm gonna have to deal with the roentgens I guess

Im lazy as fuck so right lol with left we just die hungry

I'LL TAKE WHICHEVER ONE JUST PLEASE HUG ME I'M SO LONELY

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WHERE IS MY HIME CUT?

What you guys don't understand is that they're together and these panels are them speaking to each other

Tastes like slimy shit.
Chicks don't even mind if you don't do it
You are retarded if you do

right because I don't like being used.

nothing wrong with being a momma's boy

It tastes like piss and salt, terrible experience

Besides, my gf left me a week after I ate her pussy, what a coincidence

Eat shit /u/ fag

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Girl that cooks the meal, eats the meal, and then lets you hug her tummy.

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Intel

I would pick Right and then take the meal to eat with Left.

Right because she'd make a good wife.

>Being this insecure even with 2d.
Cummon user

right has apron+socks+sailor uniform
left bfto

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You LITERALLY can't be straight if you don't like eating pussy. It's like being a faggot and not liking to suck dick

...

You know, I love spoiling people, but I know they're just using me. At the same time, I love being spoiled, but at the same time I feel as if I'm taking advantage of them and feel bad.
I guess I can't win either way..

>Girl 1 is lazy and unreliable. No one wants that in a partner.
Well at least we figured out why you're single.

...

man of refined tastes and sensibilities

cringe yet redpilled

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She isn't naked under her apron

why do you want that in a partner

Can someone post the other pictures as well?
Like, why start this fucking thread with that image if you aren't going to post the others.
You fucking worthless niggers.

Wow you're retarded too.

I dislike both what am I!?????

>actually falling for media brainwashing

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That Miku doll makes my dick go wild.

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answer?

>100+ posts and not a single one of them is related to video games

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Sucking dick is less gay than eating pussy
At least you are submitting to a man, and not a fucking woman

But she is under her clothes

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>all these people choosing right
Absolutely worthless. You are the kind of vanilla-only faggot that cry in the comments of a NTR doujin because it doesn't appeal to your self-insert fantasy.

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>100+ posts and not a single one of them is related to video games

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Nigga I was implying that you are single because you are lazy and unreliable. You know, as a joke, autismo.

What's so cringe about wanting a relationship where the other party puts in effort too?

I mean, have you tried sucking dick? You might love it
>coping this hard
Just accept it user. It's ok, being a faggot is fine in 2019

>wake up and see this in your room
what do?
also going into my folder

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Left is 100% the type of girl that takes advantage of whipped pussies while fucking other men behind their back, right shows devotion.

t. faggot roman boyfucker

welcome to nu-neo/v/. It's basically Yea Forums.

>COPE

11th post best post

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If you find a gf who cooks and cleans, marry her, because you will literally never find anyone better

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Wonder why I bought a customized DD Miku when I dislike their joints then ask for a refund.

>go all-in on christmas presents for my family each year
>they just look at me like I'm wasting my money

I'm half worried they think I spend so much just to buy affection or something.

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i am sorry for not getting it

>I don't like being used
>literally gets used by everyone he's ever met
>puts period at the end of a statement like that

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Put the miku in a box and duct tape it shut before she murders me chucky style.

It's all good.

>admitting to reading NTR doujins
yeah you're definitely a left girl fag, enjoy being a provider for a whore.

I'm didn't say it was a bad thing. Yea Forums was always Yea Forums with vidya, more so at night.

Don't act like you know my life faggot.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm probs gonna jack off while having a staring contest with her.

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>if you find a girl with the most basic living skills marry her

>good girls bad

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What if I want to be a big fat middle aged man who mindbreaks the girl on the right?

S-spare muh dick, user...

say no more
bitch

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I want to take right and let her know that glasses are cute so she can switch back

t. male feminist

right, If I want a whore I can just get a prostitute

Your Miku is creepy and so are you.

You are pathetic

You clearly do not know anything about modern girls
Most of them think sucking dick makes them good wife material, and they can't even make a grill cheese sandwich.
Or even worse, they don't cook or suck dick, yet they still act like you should be happy just for dating her

>you will forever be momma's boy
That's not a such a bad thing

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Wizardry.

>yes I'm totally okay with a person whose essentially just extra baggage in my life

Fuck off, I was the one always cooking for my parents. Right is objectively best girl, no mommy issues to see here.

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>#百合

Cope harder, cuck.

Just because I want a nice thick ass on my face doesn't mean I'm eating her out. I just want it on my face.

Suprisingly rare in the current day and age.
Modern feminism basically tells women they don't need any responsibilities in a relationship.

Funniest thing is that NTR is often a self insert thing too, with people claiming they like to think they're either the one doing the stealing or being stolen from.

One more time, homo?

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vaginas can look fucking terrible though holy shit, like actual vomit enducing. on the contrary there's some that make me drool on site, but overall I don't want to take the chance if I go down on a chick.

I'm going with Right on this one. Reintroduce her to glasses and long skirts.

see Stop being retarded.

I dunno user, trying to pretend you're straight despite obviously being not seems pretty pathetic to me

god yes

>yurifag
>calling anyone else cuck

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>Home made apron.
That's fucking hardcore.

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I usually do the cooking everywhere I go because most of the people can't into seasoning. Holy shit, I've seen dishes that have the blandest taste I've ever seen. So I don't take any risks.

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See you in 6 months when you unironicly advocate eating ass

>handmade apron

Big red flag there

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ITT: autists who type video games RIGHT NOW!

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Good god that thing is fucking creepy. Only a total weirdo could even sleep in the same room.

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BASED AND WHOLESOME

Fixed

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Left, she's had less partners than me so that's fine. The other's just a fucking whore.

>waifufagging a confirmed yuri couple
>Why yes I am projecting, how could you tell?

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They are missing the point tbqh. The ultimate appeal of NTR is despair. It's the conveyed emotion that make the arts, that elevate it from other genre.

Left if she is the bread-winner
Right if you are the bread-winner
Otherwise it should be a mutual task to cook and clean.

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Oh shit

tpbp

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lol cuck

Lame

im more into netori thanks

lmao

as someone from okinawa, okinawa

user, please tell me you are pretending to be retarded. Please tell me you don't think eating pussy and eating ass is equivocabile

God they're all so cute. It really makes me want to move to Japan and be the weird white otaku in the neighborhood.

took me a sec

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And what's wrong with NTR? Next you will say that those who enjoy The Scarlet Letter is a cuck too I suppose

Hard right. Not even a contest

getting your ass eaten by a goth whore is kino

Savage

Which one has the stinkier feet?

Hug the girl on the right in exchange for a meal.
Give the meal to the girl on the left in exchange for a hug.

Two hugs for free.

How's Okinawa?

>female
>devotion
lel, right fucks just as much, she just bullshits you harder.

>tfw just wanna live in japan for the aesthetics
i don't want to get made fun of though

Fucking bastardo

What the fuck is wrong with you if you choose left?

So, what do you even want out of a relationship?

You are not supposed to actually eat it.

Girl 2, but I surprise her with dinner since I can actually cook.

Do it user

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YAAAASSSS, YOU WANT A QUEEN? YAAAAASSSSS!

/thread

hot and humid, but peaceful

only one retard has ever chosen left and only because of lolita body. Greatest lovestory ever™

I mean I will go down on a chick, but they taste bad yo.

Left is literally every THOT you faggots complain about with real women and all the problems.

Probably the same dumb fucks who proudly proclaim to be pay pigs.

What's with this stupid new idea that you just want a mommy if you want your gf to cook for you? Are the adults in the house supposed to only cook for themselves? Why can't one cook while the other works?

It's two side of the same coin, but there are hardly any good netori work

Trust me when I say most modern people in general (men or women) don't know how to boil water, let alone cook something more complex than a TV dinner.

Who will win this battle of intellectual giants?

>Bottom right
Holy shit you sure this isn't some doujin where they go on compensated dating with fat old men? What a bunch of fucking skanks.

It's all gay and the slippery slope is very real

You won't care if you don't learn nip, that way you can't understand them making fun of you.

I fucking might man. I'm in the Navy and have a solid shot at Okinawa or Yokosuka. Only problem would be if I fell in love and married a japanese woman, it'd be really awkward with my parents.

>tfw just wanna live in Japan so I can save an extra $30 on import fees and/or shipping every time a new KR series starts and I inevitably buy the belt

>what do?
kill

a biological dead end. eat some bullets.

What's so hard about this decision? They're obviously perfect for each other.

Did you just finish reading the book or something? No one even mentioned it

what a coincidence
i'm joining the navy as a CTI

Lazy girls are good. A girl just laying around the house watching anime and television series and relying on you to provide her with her daily exercise is my dream girl.

200iq

Much like the THICK shit. Its a new excuse for people to cover their failings. Being able to cook healthy foods is life essential that many people just don't know how to do any more.

You never know, my cousin went into the wrong booth in a karaoke place and caught a middle aged businessman getting a blowie by a school girl that according to my cousin couldn't have been older than 13-14.

You just fedora tipped so hard a hat fell of a shelf over here.

>Yuriag is a complete retard who can't actually read moon and who just Ctrl+F's their gay fetish tag
>Yurifag isn't familiar with this artists' work
>Yurifag thinks an image tagged まさかの選択肢 is them picking each other
Reminder that retards who don't actually know Japanese but can only recognize their favorite tags and think anything they say matters are fucking retards.

Why is there an office girl in the middle?

Variety? I didn't make the picture

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Was just thinking the same thing. Put her in a gaming chair, show a bit of cleavage and bending over to show her ass and she's basically every twitch camwhore that these desperate horny virgins donate to and actually think they care about them. Sad.

Girl 1 is honestly more realistic and girl 2 is just a fantasy by single men who want to fuck their mothers.

LMAO seriously don't fucking do it. It's not worth it man. I'm in Monterey right now, seriously, it's not worth it.

Go officer instead. Way more money, better perks, better career advancement, better opportunities when you get out.

what the fuck? that shit actually happens?

living the dream

Everything is improved by pantyhose. EVERYTHING

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In all seriousness the hardest vidya decision I had to make was whether or not I should kill that giant fetus thing in Bioshock 2 mostly because both arguments the game makes make sense.

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rolgdgfling

Not complaining, I thought there was a kind of school that made them dress like that for a random reason.

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I love Kobe

this

>not wanting a good and devoted motherly figure for your future children

You could probably get right to wear anything you want her to though. Left seems like she'd be a pain in the ass down the road.

For the flavour

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You think you're smarter than you actually are.

According to my cousin at least and I have no reason to believe that he's lying

Lucky Kiryu wasn't around.

now this man is enlightened

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Girl 1 is a manipulative bitch, but if she helps out once in awhile and truly loves you she's a keeper.

Girl 2 is bordering on incel fantasies with how much infantalizes you. However some people can't achieve anything in life so having a mother for a partner is fine.

>sexy vs beautiful

Been there, done that. She ended up saying I'm a rapist and left me for some tranny fuck who mistreated her. Last I heard of her, she became a blue haired hambeast living withvsome dykes, and I'm still here wondering what the fuck was wrong with her.
Tldr : you don't want that.

right is fantasy wife material and left is a fucking worthless leech. both are unrealistic because 99/108 people itt are gonna die alone

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No, I just actually know Japanese and am familiar with this artist. That tag means nothing, they aren't talking to each other, the other pictures in that series don't have the tag
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And literally everything they draw is cute, non-mentally ill couples. Learn moon before you talk about what it means.

>3DPD

Nah.

Girl 1 is just a fantasy by whipped gofers who've accepted their fate of desperately bending over backwards to try and get some puss.

Men should provide for their women, who are helpless on their own, so I pick 1.

>left
>the girl you fuck in the ass on the side
>right
>the girl you come home to, appreciate and reproduce with
it's obviously both? i don't get it

remind me user, what were the options?
Wich one did you picked?

Dilate

Neither and resign myself to 2D.

the actual based and lovepilled answer right here

>Cheating on your gf

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Women were expected to cook and look after the house from time immemorial until the last 30 years, yet you've got people in this very thread saying that wanting that is a juvenile fantasy.

Nigata is top tier qt.

Kiryu would throw the man through a wall, only for the man to say that it's totally legit, the girl's just young looking for her age, and nothing truly illegal was being committed. Kiryu would then sternly talk to the man to try and respect young students, tell the girl to change her ways, and then they all have a drink and laugh it off.

i dont want to get into my life situation but its the choice i like best right now
if it doesn't work out, whatever

Right would wear pantyhose if you ask her for it.

It's a meme, you are not allowed to have any expectations of women in a relationship ever if you want to be happy because they will never ever live up to them.

Based and redpilled

>t. Basement dwelling incel

Mommy will have your tendies soon :)

People living with their immediate family (unless you were a woman, then you lived with your husband's immediate family) was the norm until about 70 years ago, but that hasn't stopped anything either.

I'm not hungry, and I don't want a hug. And even if I wanted a hug, I don't even know how to cook.

Rollan for Osaka or Hokkaidi

Nah dude everyone from up until the 70s-80s just wanted to fuck there mom ya know? Totally not projection man, have sex, dilate, etc.

>he wants children

No thanks. I'd rather spend my time and money on myself.

>until the last 30 years
Well if that's the reality then yeah, it is a fantasy.

But more importantly we're talking about virgins who just want a full mommy replacement.

imagine the smell

Gonna go with left because she is already going down the correct path and can be turned into a proper good girl.

Right wants to become a slut and will probably become a cumrag even if you try to redeem her.

for me it's Kobe

>loves people that spoil her
lmao anyone that would pick left is a lonely fat cuck virgin

Attractive, well adjusted single women after uni age are basically the proverbial economist's $20 bills lying on the sidewalk.

>ruining/corrupting your gf(wife)
no, that's a no go

That's dereliction of your fundamental duty to America.

Unless you're a foreigner or poor, in which case your reproducing would be negative for America.

cuckqueaning is the thinking womans fetish.

She's not real, so you can keep her a woman.

based

Are you being obtuse on purpose? The context of the image is all about having a girlfriend/partner who takes care of you. It's not presented as some sort of mutual partnership at all.

I don't even know why I bother anymore. Knowing my luck they'd both already have bfs anyways. Can't wait till I get out of this hell

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RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT
Winter clothing is fucking hot!

Left is better because I can hug her to keep her warm.

Okay show me in the constitution where it says I need to procreate.

Left is cuter, case closed

this
now how do we convince more women to recognize this

why boner

right

>long scarf wrapped around chin
cute

Rollan roll

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where to buy the creepy miku?

I am rich in dollars yet poor in my heart

>implying your gf hasn't already 10 times as many guys
The naivety of guys really astounds me.

Left
>I like cooking and being useful
>she becomes dependent
>get to soften her up and rub her tummy while cuddling
I've actually done this before, it's pretty nice

Have fun leaving the gene pool.

Videogames? Where are the videogames?

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>rub her tummy while cuddling

A true patrician.

It's in the Bible.

We're talking about the moral imperative of the rich and strong and capable to develop the nation with more citizens of value; with more children worth the investment.

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right, there must be a limit to retardation

right you're not even giving us a choice now

So fucking tasty. I want them against my face.

>Christfag

We’re done here

Nigger what makes you think I care about passing on my genes? I can get zero benefit from it.
>Christfag nonsense

Sorry guy I don't follow your desert jew religion.

I knew a few girls like the right. The problem with girls like those is they have no self confidence and are generally undesirable when it comes to looks, often they're also kind of boring too. If you're willing to have an uninteresting partner it's not a bad idea to go for them but it's not my taste.

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in /r/eddit

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>It's the conveyed emotion that make the arts
>Can't apply to love though haha being a sadboy is totally better and not just as tired as all other tropes

Most NTR I see is usually poorly written and the shit makes zero sense. Literal fetish fulfillment almost every time with no nuance. The best h doujins I've read have been anything but NTR. The only thing NTR has going for it is somewhat better art in general, and giving the girls naughtier dialouge.

The rationale is still extant even if you don't follow His word.

This is the ideal relationship.

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Hot glue

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t.incel

ohshit gimme

t. Pierce Brosnan

>cyoa
Are they still making those in /tg/?

That doesn't make it right.

how do i get a jap christmas cake gf?

It’s nice to talk about my taste in women, but it feels pointless so I don’t talk to any and none talk to me.

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Choose wisely, Yea Forums...

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So would the right one, I wish anime was real.

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Why should you do something right when the other person is fucking you over 100 times as much?

Shit that’s a good point

We get it, you're into fat bitches.

I like right, but I want her to be more like left usually but only want to work hard for me.
Not a girl who'd spoil anyone, but one who goes out of her way and out of her comfort zone for me and me alone.
I would do the same for her, of course.

So like an actual female then. Guess these people prefer realistic depictions of females.

Maybe if you made your girl happy and stopped being so self centered, she wouldn't cuck you all the time.

>Tying her hair and initiating cooking mode
that's such an affectionate and motherly thing to do that it's an instant win for me. Left thot can fuck off

>Yea Forums - Video Games

WHY DON'T AMERICAN WOMEN WEAR SKIRTS
AAAAAAAAAA

Nah man my favorite tragedy animay is better than your romcom because all my favorite characters die after getting raped and tortured ;^ ) Honestly though need more dirty/descriptive talk in vanilla, shit's 1000/10

Leave the basement for once in your life.

I pick sleepy.
Her laziness will eventually make her bigger and bigger over time.
Making dying of being crushed by an obese woman even more likely.

Seek therapy.

>dating a woman who can't cook

what kind of beta do you have to be in order to choose the left

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and men wonder why more women go gay lmao

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>Low conscientiousness, High extroversion, High neuroticism
>Low neuroticism, High conscientiousness, High agreeableness
The girl on the left is a slut. Girls like that who aren't promiscuous don't exist. Unfortunately, I'm describing a rather common type of girl. The girl on the right is the model housewife and probably involuntarily wrinkles her nose when she sees black people. She is more common than /r9k/ wants you to think.

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Joke's on you, I live on the first floor. And yes, this is exactly what modern females are.

Your soul is too pure for this site user.

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I want to warm up left.

What's the point? You'll never meet a girl who can cook as good as your grandma can.

>females only cheat when they are unhappy
>it's always the guys fault anyways
lol

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I'm gonna shill my favorite PS2 game.

>have a choice of join good or bad guys
>have the decision to kill gorillions
>as the bad guy you can become the leader of the bad guys or become a literal cuck to the bad guy leader who gets paraded across the one of the game zones, naked, tied up, and being pulled by the bad guy boss like a dog all for being a yes man

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Of course.
/cyoag/ is going strong on /tg/ and there's a lewd thread currently banished to /trash/.
Check it out.

left would cheat on you

Right 1000000x right

I’d be grateful that she listened to my request and would show her my appreciation by dragging her to the nearest bathroom and fucking her brains out in that Yukata so hard that she turns into a puddle of pure ecstasy, heart pupils and everything

one ara ara please

Right is objectively superior

>Does thing to make YOU happy
>Shows commitment
>Peel open your sweaty present at the end of the day

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AW FUCK I WANTED TO PICK RIGHT BUT YOU ACTIVATED MY WEAKNESS

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>t. foot licking cuck

Remember to be a good boy and prep the bull ;)

In ancient times, getting fucked in the ass by another man is not considered a feminine act(it's not gay), however, giving a blowjob is an extremely feminine act, because you have to actively make sure your teeth are not hurting the man, so a man has to be completely submissive to give a blowjob. But the worst feminine act that a man can do is give oral pleasure to female genitals, because that's like a blowjob but you're being submissive to a woman.

BASED GLASSESFAG

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So will right, retard.

>He’s not a footchad

Pathetic

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Didn't read any of that but Maho.

>Minato Fumi
I miss his art.

And they still tried to force it into a binary good/bad choice, which was retarded because it was morally grey as hell

roman pseudoscience

I've got the image your referencing.

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Based ROMAN poster

Fuck user that just makes me miss old captcha

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Brat

I get schadenfreude from it.

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They're already perfect for each other, where's the choice?

You should not get your historical knowledge from Yea Forums posts

Left is only chosen by contrarians. Right is the right choice here every time. It's non-debatable.

Is that what your dad told you?

>He ACTUALLY fell for it

I'm wholly convinced that people with foot fetishes also like the more degenerate fetishes involving filth because if you've ever been around anyone, especially women, who don't wear socks around the house you see some disgusting shit on their feet.

You can smell the cuck with that mindset. The same mentality of guys that get pissed at the other guy for fucking his girl instead of being pissed at her for cheating in the first place.

rollin'

>It's easier to change yourself than someone else.
Not if you have someone enabling your lazy lifestyle.

>modern woman vs actual woman

the actual genius behind this image is that it makes beta servants reveal themselves by choosing left.

>AGE
College Student
>Size Ratio
Towering Giant
>Physical build
Chubby
>breast size
Busty
>Butt & hips
Badonkadonk
>facial features
Gloomy
>hair
Bob Cut
>skin
Pale
>sex drive
Asexual
>romantic attitude
Mostly Equal
>personailty
Stoic
Heavy Drinker
Mean spirited
Cynical
Laidback
>fetishes
Frottage
Hypnosis
Orgasm Denial
>hobbies
Shooting
Travelling
Reading
>extra features
Addict
Strange
>inhuman traits
Razor Teeth
Sharp claws

Well that was a nice time waster but that's my girl.

>you see some disgusting shit on their feet.

That’s literally the best part

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i like cute feet
i don't like filth

you will get banned for this you know

Seriously dude, we get it. You're into fatties. Stop bringing it up in all your responses.

You should be pissed at both user.

>and probably involuntarily wrinkles her nose when she sees black people
Back to /pol/ faggot

they were made for each other

I want to cook WITH the girl on the right

>don't say mean things about wamanzez :( they are all pretty angels who never do nothing wrong!

>Hating girls fucking girls
What kinda faggot prefers their women stuffed with dicks?

Nah, I don't care for lewd cyoas. I do like some of the "normal" ones, but I've seen some drama and /vg/ tier attentionwhores that puts me off.
But I haven't been there since a year, maybe I'll just check the pastebin

Every time I think incels aren't real and it has to be a forced meme I see shit like this thread.

y'all need to actually talk to real people

Hokkaido baby, love the Winter clothes

If you get your shit together, your wife will become somebody's grandma someday.

>image specifically for you to pick which girl you like
>I don't want either because I'm a guy, they should be with each other. BTW I'm not a faggot

Seethe

The only reason to join the military is if you're running away from something.

I was running away from debt and family that was trying to fuck me over. Good luck to you and your escapism I guess. Don't fucking lie on your clearance investigations.

>It's not fucking guys that makes you gay
I think you need to check the definition for once

>y’all

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Who will take over new vegas and the mojave

its mr. House

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did you make a rule 63 version of yourself or do you just have really weird taste

left is basically the same as getting a cat

>your wife will be a grandma who microwaves hot pockets and poptarts for the grandkids
no one should release this sort of evil

It implies that the girl does the large majority of the cooking, but that doesn't mean she does everything in the relationship. That's typically how relationships go throughout history, you know. Each gender does a task that the other gender doesn't do.

That's why you gotta get your shit together.

There's literally nothing gay about dominating feminine men and you know it. Chr*stianity has brainwashed you all.

It will never be the same user. Her recipe for Caesar Salad dressing died with her.

Right is the only correct answer.

>tfw my grandma's candy recipes died with my mother
I should've wrote them down.

Depends. Don't usually like to be the fag who's always like "think about it from all perspectives", but there's plenty of people who go out to bars or clubs with their rings off or just lie about being with someone, but if they go back to their place and see photos of them together then it really is both their fault because it's pretty obvious they're taken at that point.

>peanut brain - picking left
>normal brain - picking right
>galaxy brain - realizing it doesn't matter because the girls aren't real and even if they were they'd want nothing to do with you and you will die alone, hungry, and unhugged

Right, I don't want my kids to inherit low IQ genes.

If it makes you feel any better, I got your joke.

Jesus, that's one horrible thought. You gotta make your wife start learning to cook at least when your first kid pops out.

Outside of Akihabara maids the only thighhighs I saw in Japan were on one girl in Osaka, one girl in Shinjuku, and a bunch of school kids. I was disappointed.

HIGH IQ

Right has apron, bare legs, nice socks (very important), cuter uniform, puts her hair up in a ponytail and is just plain damn nice. Would marry immediately and start a family.

I was thinking about this while taking a shit a few minutes ago. How do guys develop foot fetishes while girls don't? I don't think I've ever seen a female obsessing over a guy's feet before.

I think everyone got the joke, the others just took it as some sort of literal insult.

For me, it's Nagoya

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It really is the biggest indication of concern troll faggotry

There is a major flaw in your logic. What you describe is only a problem for men, not for women. Women don't need to have or do anything, it's all smooth sailing on easy mode through life for them.

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It does make me feel better, thanks.

Why are yukata so cute?

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Women's brains don't work like men's when it comes to attraction, so they don't sexualize the male body the same way men sexualize women.

That doesn't mean they aren't attracted to male bodies, they just don't fetishize them like men would.

Yeah, but to varying degrees. If it was just some random schmuck who had no idea she was taken(because she lied about being single or just didn't mention she was taken) Then it's almost entirely her fault. You can feel upset that a another dude fucked your girlfriend but it wasn't like he did it intentionally.

Now if it's a friend/family member then that's basically double homicide right there.

Girls are cuter than guys and guys like girls so much so we fetishize every part of their body. You don't see girls swoon over a guy's armpit either.

Rolling.

I'm going to need detailed statistics and journalistic sources to back a claim like that user.
Otherwise you're just spouting hyperbolic nonsense like an incel.

You...aren't an incel right user...?

B-B-BUT MUH CHILDBIRTH AND ABORTION AND RAPE AND SHEIIIIIIT

Because male feet are ugly for the most part. Women are more into hands.

Source on image????

I think girl 2 is better myself but unironically wanting a 'mommy' gf or being a male sub are both gigantic red flags for anyone trying to be masculine or trying to call others nonmasculine. It just doesn't work dude you literally chose the most mainstream ass "please let me be a dumb lazy unhealthy piece of shit while you coddle me all day" '''fetish''' when really all you want is a fucking robot instead of a functioning human being who would tell you to get off your lazy ass and DO something because they genuinely care about you and your wellbeing.

TL:DR 'tfw no mommy gf' fags are genuinely low test instead of the meme insult low test.

Based as fuck. A man that don't know how to cook and take care of a home together with his wife is no man at all.

This thread is almost entirely incels.

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I just have weird taste. i'm a manlet black dude who loves pale women who are bigger than me and will play drinking games with me but also share an attitude and personality similar to mine whilst also occasionally getting me to try drugs with her.
Asexual because that's a lot of woman to satisfy and i'm not big nor horny enough to plug her much.
Shooting/Travelling/Reading are nice counters to my hobby of Cars/Staying inside dark areas/Watching movies and TV shows.

Razor teeth and claws because i want her to scare me sometimes particularly when blowing me.

They're all cute.

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RE Rollin.

What has led to the major incel influx recently? It wasn't even remotely like this back in 2011.

What

O S A K A
S
A
K
A

Moot deleting /r9k/

Fuck yes. If I had to pick one Osaka would be it.

>It wasn't even remotely like this back in 2011
That's rich considering the endless >tfw no gf threads

patients respond well to incel bait

give left my jacket

6 easy

None. I hate femdom. Worst fetish.

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thanks, skynet

a robot gf can be anything not necessary a mom

Who?

Come to think of it even the mods were incel baiting back then.
I remember when they changed the board to "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"

IM SO HORNY GIVE ME OSAKA PLEASE

Tomboy that turns into a Ara Ara after pregnancy.

You are welcome meatbag

Sigourney Weaver

I want to KISS them all!

I'm feeling nice today. Ryuugasaski-san eats

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Out of the billions on the planet there surely is at least one who does. I've heard more about how they like things like adam's apples, forearms and the weirder I've heard is shit like yawning or swallowing which ties in with the adam's apple.

He didn't delete /r9k/, he killed the bot

They never wrote them down? Was your mom an only child?

been here since '07, always been world of incels

it's just now everybody knows everybody else is an incel and all the baggage that comes with that so they're even more open about it now

Left. There's no way we can enjoy the date if she's constantly uncomfortable.

>both of these women are 2d

He deleted /new/ and /r9k/
and then reinstated /new/ as /pol/ and brought back /r9k/ like a year later
fucking newfags

I might know who the man was

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No one conducts studies about it but nice try. Anyways, you can just take a look at the demographics of any country. Notice anything? That's right, for the age range under ~55 in all countries there are more men than women. Simple math tells you females have it much easier in that regard alone.

>no proof and empty conjecture

Concession accepted incel. Read this and try again another day.

speechanddebate.org/wp-content/uploads/Debate-Training-Guide.pdf

You're literally spamming this thread with how fucking men isn't gay. If anyone's been brainwashed, it's you with that trap faggotry.

Also who the fuck censors a religion's name like that? God damn you look like even more of a loser than before, if that's even possible.

>Chicks don't even mind if you don't do it
Have you actually asked any of these supposed women, or are you just jumping to conclusions? What's your sample size to make such a statement?

Nigga you're being trolled.

college
fun-sized
athletic
average breasts
child bearing
cute
pixie cut
bronze
receptive

erratically dom
generous
smug
charismatic
tomboy
cool
pervert
kind hearted
bant master
aggressive
pragmatic

public sex
sweaty sex
lewd roleplay
rapeplay ++
oral +
frottage
milking dry

sports
hiking
lifting
videogames
lazing

sadly never

The real answer is hug the one on the right and collect free meal. Then give free meal to the one on the left and receive another hug.

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Well, obviously the one girl he (allegedly) tried it on hated it and told him to stop because he was doing a bad job so he had to make it right in his brain, ergo "it was icky and gross and she didn't like it."

At what point does the "traps aren't gay" meme go past trolling people who are possibly insecure about their sexuality and into actually believing it's real? Seems to happen pretty early on in the process of spamming it.

My gf doesn't like it. She says it makes her feel too vulnerable. That's a sample size of 1 so it's obviously a pretty meaningless statistic, but for me it's the only relevant one currently.

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This is high iq and very based

You must be lying. You need to have double-digit IQ to not know how to boil water.

I'd resign myself to 2d inside of 2d.

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t. cuck

>She says it makes her feel too vulnerable.
Dude. Your girlfriend has issues. Just letting you know. Try to fix them.

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and i lost the one that said these very words

One of my coworkers told me he burned out the pot.
I work in a grocery store, so there's your sign, but still. The amound of people who buy weeks worth of nothing but TV dinners and ready to eat food disheartens me.

lie of the century

give it to me straight lads: is having a girlfriend worth the effort?

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I'll get right on that Mr armchair psychiatrist.

>retail cucks
>having anything above room-temperature IQ

That's always the response you get when you call out trannies and trap loving fags on this board. The amount of losers that bring this up in every thread says otherwise. I also realized it could be bait but that still doesn't matter. Remember when boipussy was just a bait amirite guys?

It can make all the difference in the world. Both ways.

No

Not all of my coworkers are that dumb. A lot of them are students working towards degrees and stuff. But he's pretty dumb.

More like single digit. I think even a retard knows that
>fire=hot

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If you like to be lied to, cheated on and exploited, sure. Otherwise just stay to one-nighters or hookers.

Smug or Tomboy

nobody itt has ever had a girlfriend

Depends on the girl.
Sex is always fun, but having a slob of a gf who leaves dirty dishes all over for you and never does any of the housework is an aggravating experience.

>left
makes you angry when you're feeling down

>right
>makes you happy when you're feeling down

Pretty simple, right?

If you have sex without the desire to raise a family don't.

>bump limit
the absolute state of (You), go send another janny application they can reject faggot

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Bottom mid. Only girls with the correct sock to skin ratio