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Flashfags BTFO

REVOLT AGAINST THE HAZARDS, JOIN TEAM BUSTER AND SHOW THEM WHAT FOR!

no, no, no! Unite the hazaARDS AND BUSTERS AGAINST FLASHFAGGOTS, son we can defeat them in our wall of glory!

i win fags

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Flashfags are not the issue. The issue is Racerfags. It's the easiest class by far and by the time they get 4 or 5 upgrades, they're really hard to kill since they're both fast and have access to high health AND regen.
If anything, Hazards need to aim for Racerfags. Flashfags just die off sooner or later since a solid hit from a Hazard will kill them. Racerfags can easily tank one or two hits and quickly get to the goal to heal.

FUCK HAZARDNIGGERS

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Racers are easy to kill if everyone targets them. I've hit them as a flash so much that I can deal enough damage to kill them in three hits.

Hazards are the best

>When you're a Racer with such high health and regen that you can challenge hazards head on and win
>They start seething and gang up on you
>You're way too fast to care

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>when you let a hazard chad slam into your supple ambulance-healer ass and farm off of you so he can be even more powerful

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>when you get hazard and buster chad fighting for your slutty ass

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Fellow BusterChads and all other decent races, it is I, REVOLT, here to deliver a message. We have made significant strides towards the complete destruction of the Hazard menace, but, the battle is not yet won. We need more noble soldier to join our glorious revolution. The sky of truth is clearing, the have of the HazardNigger being blown away by our might. Foward men, forward to victory!

that's right you little healslut, let me take advantage of you for experience

asdf = king of drift

Whoever you were Scabby, I'm glad you won. The time we spent together as healers was short, but i treasure it -BUILD A WALL

Hazard can't be beat

Yeah, that's some BDSM. I try and help, but you guys....

Bull. Flash fags have one 2 out of the three races. Racers are easy to molest, flashfags just pass right by. Whbat we need is a squad of hazards to get movement speed and damage leveled up, possibly by using flashfag sacrafices, and then the hazards can BUILD A WALL around spawn.

HAZARD CHADS WIN AGAIN

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hazards cant even kill a racer on the damn circle

Hazardfag here. You just gotta upgrade your damage output and learn where players are drifting.
Towards the top left is where I usually get kills by hovering near the outside rim.

KILL ME

ow my wrist

>wanna go fast
>hand hurts too much
Guess it's the bully life for me.

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I'm just trying to heal, sorry if my aim isn't very good. If you need healing please just slow down in front of me.

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I've been doing pretty good by going as hazard and playing defensively by dumping points into Health and Boost. It's easy to rack up laps if you don't die.

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>wanna go fast
>too many hazards
it pains me

What the FUCK is boost

Retard.

GET

FUCKED

INCELS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DISCORD TRANNYS WIN AGAIN

Did the server get disconnected?

yes

Aww, I was having fun blasting people away

Reminder to Hazardfags that driving backwards is objectively the best strat.
>Race and Flashfags can't react in time
>Get free points
Put the first two or three levels into HP and then start building damage and size.

>Chad bully virgin other cars

Flashfags are the true chads of this game.
>hurtling themselves towards certain death
>unbreakable spirit
>untouchable speed
>all for the thrill of the race
Enjoy your hollow victories hazardniggers. You'll never know the exhilaration, see the red and white blur together as you climb to top speed, feel the eurobeat pounding as you truly embrace the spirit of racing.

Can we get a server going?

>hits hazard once
>dead

Wow this game sure is fun now that half of the fucking people playing it are going backwards to crash into people.
Really fucking "epic trolled" me nigger

lol u mad

driftin.io/?l=ALXJNMXJYXJLY-0
new room since the other one closed apparently

Yeah and like they say, in ten minutes I won't be mad anymore but you'll still be a stupid nigger.
>Oooh ooh ahh ahh
Thats the sound your niggermonkey father makes when he peels a banana you stupid apeman. You are a nigger, half monkey and half human

>CocksuckerFUQ playing with fire
>Thinking he's cool
>Get fucking destroyed by my bully bounce

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u mad lol

Mad cuz bad.

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Can you actually get laps going backwards?

Yes.

you didn't know that?

>HAHAHA I DROBE BACKERDS INTO THE GUY AND WON DA POINTS

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>heal someone
>they go out of their way to kill me later
I guess I'll go to bed now.

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>not realizing a good healslut's place is to be exp fodder for bigger and stronger hazard and buster chads

13secs??? Yea Forumsermin are so trash desu...

Finally i got 1st once

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Veteran player here.

Piercer is the best class, especially on the square track.

>Tfw you almost win as buster but the room starts emptying out and a racer just laps you because he has no obstacles and you can't oneshot him

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>Best time
>46s
I wouldn't call that winning.

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Hey, if it takes a year and I'm still the first to 20, it's a win.

Cunny and Jizz?

>he doesn't know how to juke cannons and spikes

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I should just go to bed, but I have to beat those hazards first.

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>tfw max health and regen
youtube.com/watch?v=y4_qFrc6704

hazard cucks and heal sluts stand no chance on the superior map (square) against racer chads

Is it just me or does it take way longer for the star power to kick in than it did last time this was Yea Forums's fotm, a year or so ago?

FUCK PFF YOU STUPID NIGGERS I'M TRYING TO EURO BEAT!!!!

KILL MAESTROM

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>press space
>still take damage
woooooow

fucking heal sluts

reminder

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