SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

kissing Remi

CTR submissions arent being officially accepted until July

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Why do you hate girls in speed running?
That includes transwomen. Transphobes can die

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next is up guys, luck me wish!

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Yeah, Iceplug's runs are literally always great, but holy fuck you could really feel just how much he truly LOVES video games and what they mean to him. That man is just a genuine person.

>nearly 3.5 hours for any% of a fucking mario game
holy shit W H Y

Good luck! Really excited to see Runescape!

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good luck! go get em!

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I cannot think of a worse case of "fun to play, boring to watch" than fucking Galaxy 1 and 2. The best thing either have going for them is a Yoshi skip like 5 minutes into 2, that's it. Galaxy is the antithesis to 64 and Sunshine.

say my name

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i just hate girls

Does Galaxy have any physics exploits like 64?

PASSION

DON'T TELL ME HOW YOU RUN THE GAME

SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE GAME

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wait what?

bocf fo

Would you let her bit you?

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I'd rather watch 3 hours of platforming than 3 hours of RPG.

Prove me wrong.

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Yes!

His run actually made me want to try superbomberman out. It looks like a short, fun game

Someone at the event please for the love of fuck, get bald wiggling autist out of that room and break his arms. Or if you're too scared of violence, just tell him he's a fucking joke and that he shouldn't be doing this bullshit.

That or someone post a way to get in contact with this human trash bag so we can tell him how much of a faggot he is.

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Mario Kart added to C tier.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // Super Mario World (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // Super Mario Bros 3 // Invictus // Banjo-Kazooie
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet // Mario Kart DD
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // Fire Emblem Fates // Kingdom Hearts 3
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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This isn't a controversial opinion, I just remember galaxy being real slow and easy

Bought Octopath
Which character storylines do I do first?

he has ass burgers

>being THIS assblasted over someone having fun and enjoying himself

Why are the donation incentives all garbage things that you can easily make at home?

long boring platformers are shit because every bit of “tech” is always “this only saves 1 second so it’s not a big deal if i miss it”

lets take a minute to laugh at the incentives that have failed to be made so far

Half-Minute Hero - Another Goddess Mode $1,780.50 / $3,000.00

Chasm: The Rift - Complete Episode 5 $1,930.29 / $3,000.00

Speedrun the game into the trash

>Rosalina (repainted Peach amiibo)

Why not a real Rosalina amiibo or make it Shadow Queen

They're all pretty generic but I enjoyed Primrose's story the most

You owe me money Yea Forums PAYUP or else

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look at my cats feet lol

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It doesn't really matter

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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im coming for that fag who keeps threatening violence towards me

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>S: Borderlands 2

Were we all watching the same stream?

lol meow

The Banjo stuff is pretty cool and the Zelda sword.

or what you gonna punch me?

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calm down sperg

Please don't punch me 8 times in my face for no reason bro!

>ywn have dinner with miia
it's not fair bros

it's flipped user

twitter.com/wolfman2000

This is his Twitter, have fun.

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how do I get an autistic GF?

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>3.5 hours of bing bing wahoo
time to play videogames instead

>Those eyes
Is this the power of autism?

No vice city? did the runner get banned?

imagine donating to one of those and having it not go through

Try to beat my face in when I clip out of bounds cunt.

fucked up his run, fucked up his backup saves, couldnt salvage, gave up, called himself stupid a lot

what are you gonna do?

is 3 hours of galaxy 2 gonna be comfy kino or just boring?

at least the announcer has a soothing voice and isn't a hype beast

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holy fuck those eyes scream “i kill puppies and kittens”

based and trusted list

shitposter faggot tranny advocate list, known for shifting around placements despite votes

it's the shitposter who posts the reversed ranking list

Are you him samefagging or do you truly not notice he inverted the whole list?

Don't enable this shit, you fucking troglodyte.

I might be balding at 23.
how to cope?

they are lying anyway by law they have to allow you to enter without donating or it becomes a lottery

Skybilz thighs are ridiculous. I want her to choke me out with them.

either comfy and entertaining or complete shit

i spoke too soon, he may indeed be a fucking hype beast

kill me

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whats the cats name?

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Speedrun

I've found her sister.

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post

he literally has aspergers. fuck off you depressed loser.

>468355269
got anymore buzzword adjectives to stick on there, user?

*corners you* what the fuck did you say about gardevoir

mmm dat bitch got some big ass teeth

Shave it all off, wax, and start lifting. Way better than trying to shamefully hold on to your diminishing hairline.

THANKS FOR THE HI-DEF BREATHING NOISE MIX GDQ TECH

When did they pass 1 mil? Weren't they only at 500kish last night?

>just noticed my brother has a big honking bald spot
how horrible

the 100% is 10 hours

that’s no excuse to act like a sperg

based borderline personality poster

Reminder to keep your posts on topic or you will get a 3 day ban. I love SGDQ! Video games! HOOOOYPEEEEEEE

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either shave it all off or get plugs/whatever. don't stick with this shitty "only hair on the side of my head" look though, that is the absolute worst

a couple years ago i shaved my heard regularly and i got way more female attention than i ever have before, girls like the look

No he did all 3 you dumb fuck

Are you saying his behavior would not be allowed if he were a normal person?

THICC

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>turbo nerd gathering
>be seething upon seeing this kind of shit
Why are you even here

now imagine reading that with his real voice youtu.be/EgJ8IE5QPq4
twitter.com/wolfman2000?lang=en

God I want to fuck Snoopy.

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Good luck umaru-san poster!

I was trying to find a good pic of them earlier, but I couldn't get anything decent off normal image search. I'd need to go back and find a run where she was on the couch with shorts on. I remember every time she was on the couch though, those thighs looked delicious.

Think that they need to find better painters for these prizes

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Happened to me at 18, I've been shaving it all off for a few years now. Once you get used to it, you'll never want to go back. Don't be one of those baldies who tries to desperately hold on to what's obviously not there anymore.

why is this taking so long, its a single wii. it's not like they got a galaxy 2 dev on skype, right?

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Good. I trust I'm not the only one sick of this ugly clown's off-beat arm wiggling that he thinks is dancing.

>the battle for bikini bottom run got removed
>they couldn't even get a replacement runner so we could at least see the game showcased, its just gone

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>most of the cross-site shitposters either got banned or they didn't have the stamina to stick around
This is when the threads start getting back to regulars and native Yea Forums shitposting.

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Literally just try to talk about the run instead of trannies or something.
What was your favorite run, user-kun?
Mine was Punchout Wii

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what the fuck
your average /tg/ poster can do better than that

where the fuck are her ankles

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Best boy was sponsored by best buy years ago wtf

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oh no! anons, what will Caleb @ GDQ do now about this mad lass!
twitter.com/cincynancy/status/1144440835922112512

the third game is a lot of fun if you don't wanna play the one you watched. you get to ride giant bunny kangaroos

it would be horrible to doxx him like that
he’s a good boy

This. Shave, embrace the baldness. Don't be a faggot, it's just hair. At least you are not a manlet like me.

>super mario galaxy 2
>3+ hours
and people whine about jrpgs, and I have to watch this autistic collectathon bullshit?

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Super Mario Galaxy 2 is the game that Made Mario 3D Land complete shit for me. It does just about everything better. 3D Land has much retro feel garbage and the 3D which sucks because the resolution sucks.

very few times do i get to use this pic

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$1k
anonymous
donations

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How do speedrunners make money if they play video games all day?

>and introducing from discord Mr. Miyamoto saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I'm sure nothing actually happened, but is there a reason Proto isn't here this time? Or did I just miss him?

>1000$ anonymous

CWC can and had done better then these people.

youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c

It would be comfier to install dolphin and play it yourself with keyboard controls

>Star Fox 64
How do you speedrun a rail shooter

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she wide

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if it was chrism 100% kino, i don't know this new guy

You don't *have* to watch anything. Go play a game for 3 hours or take a nap.

Too busy playing the new FF expansion

you think they would have some back up games the crew is able to run to fill in gaps.
Also why does this break seem so long?

oh herro, dis uhhh gamesu dun ruick?

>please, please just stop

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Spotted the numale. Cat, get him!

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I seem to enjoy the shorter runs when the crowd is into it. Most of those have been in the middle of the night. Punchout was really good.

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He had a falling out with the staff last GDQ and then go mad about the frame fetale thing and appears to be boycotting the event.

I'll never play Super Mario Galaxy because of the gay ass wii waggle controls

holy moses even i could do better

She's one of the only normal people there honestly

ask kingdom hearts

>how
boost
kill bosses fast

>3+hour
but anyone it's an any%

can literally hear the announcer breathing hard

OOOOOORB

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The Wii? looks like a dildo.

HOLY SHIT when was this?

we have got one TTHHOOUUSSSANNDD shitskins

OH SHIT WALUIGI PINBALL REMIX DROP DAT BEAT

>unthinned paint
>painted the grey on the shield first instead of the gold first

So what are your schedules, anons? I'm probably gonna sleep through the long runs, but I'm still on the fence. Anything interesting coming up?

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kek

wtf why do these look so fucking cursed?

I have my volume at 1% and I can still hear it.

I'm guessing he was sat behind her?

>dance dad when a metal remixes come on
hes going fuckin crazy

what did he get mad about? people call the boys out?

Clearly saying something positive.

Say something nice

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Dance Dad and Hat Girl, name a more autistic duo

it's in the fucking name of the disorder

what behavior? wagging his fingers to music? normal people can do that too.

The cat went straight for the neck what the fuck

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they are unstoppable together

im out soon its nearly 5am

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hey wait a sec isn't that a BANNED EMOTE

We take ourselves
very
seriously around here.

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gay niggas

Move Tony Hawk up one

I thought DDR was supposed to make you thin

something nice

If they are already autistic enough to dedicate themselves to speed running, it's just an excuse for themselves that they are not good enough.

guy (?) on the left has a huge cockprint

>3 1/2 hour "speedrun"

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I want to make Kumiko a mother!

Instant kramer

It's easy staying up all night when you're nocturnal. Bleh!

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He knows not to leave any Snoys alive

Her skirt is horrendous but her hat is cool i guess

Rough. I feel bad whenever I'm reminded of it.

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yeah that shit was like a....bisexual bridal shower, with Rosie O'Donnell.

what did she mean by this

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Hi :3 you all look like you're having a great time!

Guy on the right looks like wants to fucking off himself lmao

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>mfw long Mario Galaxy speedrun

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>hat girl

More like grandma.

I ain't trying to play my games with no dil-do

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>bomberman up that high
what happened

twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/1143878622316568577

wait till you see my cockprint

wtf did the announcer just say "here's a spicy thot here"?

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Am I blind? What fucking dog are they talking about?

why the FUCK is it taking so long

Something about it being girl only somehow was trying to keep him and his crossdressing friends away from the real GDQ or some shit. Really he just wants something to be angry about to get more attention.

>spicy thot

Is there anything else or is Twitter all we have

>More like grandma
grandma's got purple hair LMAO

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Dude on the right looks like he could be Harvey Weinstein's nephew.

Is that Chibi near the edge?

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I would prefer it if it were not the same.

I have plugged and unplugged my Wii into my TV and capture card 36 times while waiting for GDQ to do so.

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holy fucking cringe

can anyone explain this dog thing? i don't see a dog on stream??

Half boosts and quarter boosts. It's only a red line run but he's going for all the medals, so there will be some score run strats too.

I wish I was part of a community like this. Yeah they are all autistic and cringey sometimes, but these dudes will have fond memories to look back on. I haven't had anyone in my life that cared about me that isn't my family or my best friend who died in a motorcycle accident some years ago. I feel so alone bros, GDQ time always hits my depression right in the nuts.

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Don't. He took like a champ. Some user posted his reddit comment at that time.

>i did it because i'm a hero! even if i'm completely wrong and slung accusations around without basis, don't forget that i'm a good person!

Who is THIS semen demon?

cringe

A dumb donation incentive to pet a dog on Octopath Traveler. They need to get $10000 to do it.

all he wanted was to sell some toys

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in octopath.

They want to pull a metoo on AGDQ so they can fill the schedule with tranies next year as last time

Tomorrow's going to be good, I hope.

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I'm waiting for them to call him up on stage after the final run of the event and have him go crazy to some random song to send off the stream.

I'm da best mane

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>Ashamed of Based Carly
Absolute plebian

are you ready for pac-man world and buttbounces/

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He did nothing wrong

Time to start speed running then.
Can't be worse than a tranny, so you'll be accepted.

I remember when this happened yesterday and none of you faggots even said anything lol
Glad someone got a webm

You always have us and the good times we spend laughing at these dumbasses.

You know you fucks black guys, right?

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this is probably my least favorite announcer. fucking faggot

>Hat bitch is making the ears flop around to the beat of the music

Who is more annoying, her or dance dad?

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The sonic totem was worth more in sheer meme history than all of those combined

The second you lose interest in the game is the second the community will lose interest in you.

Goatees are the official facial hair of fat dudes

We're not good enough for you? In all honesty you can join the speedrunning community any time you feel like and even attend GDQ even if you're not a runner. Plenty of people here already do.

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i do? oh no!

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Btw she bumped into him on accident while moping around like a blind drunk

Jesus Christ just go outside and get endorphins you fucking faggot

Whats happening here?

>hat tranny and dance """""dad""""" dancing to the music
CRINGE
CRIIIIIIIIIINGE

Game: Bonus Game 5
Bid: Bonus Run 5: Tasbot Plays Celeste All Red Berries Total: $11,684.44 Goal: $175,000.00

I know it will get met but god I wish it wouldn't, fuck Dwango

360Chrism, he did a 6 hour+ Mario Galaxy run at ESA 2017 and it was actually surprisingly comfy and fun. Lots of goofy moments in it. And yeah, he's not too bad looking either.

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honestly at least dancing dad puts in effort for his shtick
she just squeezes buttons, fat lazy bitch

>donations are going into retard doggo posting now
amazing impressed by how lame 99% of them are

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Jesus Maxy has some long hair

Trying to even ruin dogs

what dog are they talking about

Most the community just chills in streams. You don't have to speedrun

me too. i will be attending AGDQ2020 since it's an hour from my house. wish me luck integrating!

She's fucking cute doing that

Why do these cunts ruin everything

At what point does doggoposting/pupperposting/le pet doggoposting turn into straight furfucker zoophile faggotry? Like what's the line?

I'll be at work

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People who say "doggo" must have severe mental retardation

hey guys just hopping in here to tell you all to please be respectful thanks

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>yesterday
This happened during this intermission we're watching now, time traveler.

There's a cutscene in Octopath Traveler where you literally just pet a dog.

Is it so hard to set up a fucking wii?

>all speedrunners either kill themselves or go tranny

yeah really fun memories

blame this faggot announcer.

post the close up laughing one now

um excuse me it has congealed so IT is most annoying

good luck, and be careful around speedrun thots

please slap hat grandma

Any day now...

rest in piece to you then fuckboy

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Is the intermission this fucking long because of Shift calling someone the N word and getting banned?

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You have to spend weeks hanging out in discord to make friends with these people before you go, or you will just be there alone and bored.

At least she can stay on beat. He just flails his appendages willy nilly. Willy nilly!

>Friends
Eat a dick, you soulless husk.

>breaks is taking forever
>dog donating is for petting a dog in a game 13 hours from now

Trihex seems to be fine and every time I see him streaming he's not even playing vidya.

Oh shut up, they're having fun. How about you stop being such a dang weirdo and step outside and socialize like these guys? Jeez.

whats with the holdup

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only because they have no self hygene, if you actually take care of your shit and bathe regularly it can look sleek as fuck

so what do you plan to do for the next three hours anons?

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Is he really a dad? Did his children inherit his autism as well?

Why is the setup so fucking long???????,

Please don't make TASblock longer

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i run every morning and it just makes me feel more lonely

GDQ tech staff is absolutely incompetent. There were images backstage of wires being tangled and how easy it was to unplug it all just by tripping over it.

You have awful tastes and you're wrong, she should etika herself at the soonest available time

Femanon here,
Wanna meet up and talk for a few minutes?
I'll let you touch my butt after a ff7 run

>step outside and socialize
Fuck all that.

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i want her hat, should be one of the donation prizes

who knows, shit takes forever.

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When the fuck is this shit game gonna start?

Contemplate if I should take stimulants and stay up the next 48 hours, or go to bed now and be up for Star Fox

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bullying dead wombs

no, everytime dance dad moves his hands its delayed by another 1 second. expect gameplay in a few hrs.

This is the WORST announcer

Why are there so many races this year? Races suck.

just a fucking meme from DS dad. other events had a fat older dude always on his one device playing it

do you guys think this autist "dances" off camera

SHUT UP ABOUT THE DOG

ive been looking at his twitter and he just looks like a huge manchild in his 20's
so no, hes not an actual dad just a bald freak

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I'm going to fuck this semen demon!!!

wan wan

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anything good this season in anime?

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uncalled for

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as long as tasbot is actually playing the game instead of polling the audience and forcing memes

>this announcer
>nonstop doggo shit
This is gonna be a nope from me, lads. I can't do this.

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how long can it take to plug in a wii bro

please keep posting this picture in every thread

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i was curious too if he does this type of shit when the screen goes back to the run

did the runner die?
Where's the fucking game

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I agree, not donating until they axe this shithead.

Shit format, use this instead:
>SSS!!
Punch-Out!! (Wii)
>SSS
Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // Super Mario World (race)
>S/S
Split/Second
>SS
Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
>S
Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // Super Mario Bros 3 // Invictus // Banjo-Kazooie
>A
The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
>B
Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II
>C
Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet // Mario Kart DD
>D
Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
>F
Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // Fire Emblem Fates // Kingdom Hearts 3
>ZZZ
Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
>Ω
Metroid Prime 2

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I think people just call him dad cause he looks like one, kinda like DS Dad. He actually has asperger's, though.

ESA is so much more enjoyable. Everything about it comes across as more genuine, and less sterile.

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this doggo donation bait isy the4 funniest thing at gdq ever ^___^

boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/uwZhe2DwxRyQQhqXtKNTyA/

>it's a "mods don't ban avatarfags" thread

Oh god this runner is terrible already.

GOD BERRY ME BETWEEN THOSE THIGHS ON THE GUY ON THE LEFT
AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA
HELLO NURSE

She Cute

Senko-San is max comfy and very cute

ok goodnight anons

>that voice
>that couch
and thats 3 hours saved on my gdq speedrun

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>im mutant bitch
excuse me what?

ANYONE ELSE HOOOYYYYYYYYPEEEEE

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Is this the announcer who ruined the ffix run earlier this year with all the meme shit?

ESA doesn't have 24/7 shitposting like GDQ does though.

Damn that took forever, it's not that hard to plug in a Wii.

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wtf did that 3rd guy say his name was? all i hear was "i'm sjgksjdfgh"

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why is he sitting like that

Nobody likes you or finds you funny.

>spike on couch
so is it gonna be good?

Initial impression of couch?

Tranny

So he's gay, right?

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What's a good 3 hour movie?

Can you guys post some Octopath waifus tomorrow?
I have a feeling they'll never shut up about the dog

I really really want her hat, is there a place where you can get it?

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Melvin-ass voice

Sometimes it does.

dead lions

i was really looking forward to this game too

wait theres people that think galaxy 2 is worse than 1?

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This season is almost over. New one starts in like a week or two

fucking mush mouth

Wii game? I don't give a fuck
youtu.be/vyufDxxWIsM

this runner looks like fucking moonman

>Fuck up the first trick
This is gonna be a long 3 hours.

season pretty much just ended and i didn't watch much. no clue what's airing next season.

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Sometimes isn't good enough.
Maybe when GDQ dies ESA will replace it as Shitposting-con

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XD

his legs look like they dont work

I'm down. Good excuse to dump my Primrose folder

Fuck this fags fucking voice.

it's time youtube.com/watch?v=1ErixjISdtA

Someone shut the runner up

no man with testicles sits legs crossed like that

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holy fucking shit I am 999% mad

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>468357615
and I couldn't care less because I'm not you, meguposter
stay mad and salty

came here to post this

The FFX run from this winter's was one of the comfiest runs and was interesting because of the $20% thing they started doing, and the FF3 run from that had the best ending to any speedrun I've ever seen.

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>SSS.
>Super Bomberman 2.
I saw like only a few mins of this. How in the fuck?

Elizabeth gillies

jesus 3 hours of this queer

no thanks

This fucking runners voice. Holy shit I guess Im going to bed.

Not particularly anticipating any single run or block so I have no idea what my schedule will be like now even if I have some free time to spend on the threads and runs. I'm just hoping something intriguing happens and then roll from there. Theres not much runs left now though so I would probably enjoy whatever goes on even if the runs themselves are not that engaging. Are you looking forward to anything specific, any specific runs?
Weekend hype.

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That's only a big positive and we can only hope it stays that way. I prefer run focused talk above all, which I suppose this post contradicts so sorry for that.
Now shitposting from the runners during run while still keeping to the faith of speedrunning, that's the jam and ESA does it best.

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3 hours of meh. Time to go grind

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Good luck

3 HOURS OF THIS
>3 HOURS OF THIS
3 HOURS OF THIS
>3 HOURS OF THIS
3 HOURS OF THIS
>3 HOURS OF THIS
3 HOURS OF THIS

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>the runner’s voice
how do you call this kind of voice? loud, stutters, slurs words constantly. why does every turbo nerd talk like this

There's this anime next season about a boy and his pervert harem mates. Pic related is from the manga version.

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>3 HOURS OF THIS
3 HOURS OF THIS
3 HOURS OF THIS

>playing a game sorta quick for over 3 hours

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>that voice
>that couch
>that estimate

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Grind on me, remi

It's just the cock guard sit. You'd sit like that too if you were in danger of getting your dick chopped off at a moment's notice.

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>viper

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that ass

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh im not gonna stick around for this shit

>oops missed that
>oops didn't do that right
>oops

>its only 4 minutes in
yeah this is gonna be great

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Based Jay telling it like it is

>esam
why is he even there?

A reminder that Spike offers his services on the couch to runs that have literally no charisma. He doesn't even know these people

If any word of this were true she wouldn't be trying to publicly single Caleb out specifically. This was 100% an attempt at a targeted witch hunt.

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It's literally 24/7 /int/ shitposting

iceplug is cool

Man, the more "professional" styled runs are always so boring.

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>was kinda looking forward to this
>the runner is a queer

FUCK

90's gay stereotype voice

This guy spits out words like they taste bad

Soguysletmetellyouaboutthistrickrighthereitsframeperfect

who is this guy

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Scripted runs

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He was in a Divekick race with RagingCherry.

MUH FUKKIN SIDES
BAHHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!

it’s going to be a long fucking night

>3 hour speedrun

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he's that dude

>this fat purple IDIOT
Fucking rude.

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this guy is pure ACKTCHUALY
the guy who reads a powerpoint list as to why his waifu is the best and your waifu is shit

Get fucked homophobe, no one even likes you

>fat idiot
banned

watch sarazanmai if you haven't yet, it just ended last week only 11 episodes long
hitoribocchi if you want a nice and cute 4koma manga adaptation

Post funny moments from better runs.

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His name is ahruwahkhdujk.

>this voice
>that crossed leg sitting
Yeah this guy is going to be a "girl" in 6 months.

Only 3 more hours of this. Hang in there

i cant stand how filthy that image looks. im pretty close to NEET status but i keep my room immaculate and shower regularly

felt the same way for katamari

Who here /waiting for Vinesauce to go live/

It almost feels weird seeing people having fun at a speedrun event in a way that doesn't seem forced by corporate.

>runner is an autistic no fun allowed monotoned faggot
oh boy, 3 hours, this is gonna be a fun ride

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Runner is based

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this shit drives me up a wall, why the fuck can’t these people just speak normally

>+3 hour any% run

How is this possible?

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kek

This image is older than some of the posters on this site. And based off the Mario Sunshine runner guy stating that he was younger than the game, I get the feeling I've been here too long.

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It was Iceplug, the nerdy black dude, running it. His runs are always really good, and he showed the most genuine emotion of anyone at the event when he talked about the runner that died recently who was supposed to do a couple runs at this SGDQ. It was actually touching, but the run itself was really great too.

Go suck a cock, faggot.

This guy’s on the spectrum and gayer than a rainbow
I’m gonna call him prism boy

>bing bing wahoo runner
of course it's gay nigga

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he's on

imagine how much better the world would if all these people killed themeslves

that said this run is kind a fun to watch. i like galaaxy

not even spike can salvage this

>Watching streamers who get passive-aggressive and whiny when viewers even remotely laugh at dumb mistakes they make

Holy fucking choke batman.

Rate this runner's voice
>strawpoll.me/18238089
strawpoll.me/18238089
>strawpoll.me/18238089
strawpoll.me/18238089
>strawpoll.me/18238089
strawpoll.me/18238089

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vinny please play block game :)

He just did like 10 minutes ago.

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>Oh- I.. I tried to uh... Oops.
>Gets it on the 7th try
>Audience claps
Please end this.

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Anyone else have to go to years of speech therapy in elementary school to talk normal?

I could barely say the "r" in my name

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this guy sounds and acts like squidward

Thanks

>runner can't wallkick-spin-land
This is to make casual players feel like top runners right?

Stay. I don't want to be alone.

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I'm jerking off then sleeping
Not putting up with 3 hours of this cuck

if this is a famouse Galaxy 2 speedrunner that suggests that this game has very few runners.

compared to 64 this is some slow paced amateur hour shit

3 hours
>of this

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Alright Yea Forums watcha' playing / watching while this borefest's on?

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Thank you for reminding me, user.

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I barely talked at all and no one cared. Now my voice is weak. Luckily I'm always alone so I still don't have to use it.

Fucking avalanche of words coming out of this guy’s mouth and he talks like a stereotypical teenage girl

this is lame i'm going to go fuck a girl in koikatsu
should i choose a big titty bitch or a loli?

Has he fucked up every trick he's tried so far? It's been 10 damn minutes

I will say this runners voice makes me appreciate spike

why does he always save his better game for later

same with fucking clint stevens, i'm so sick of watching him choke horribly on sm64 runs but he doesn't switch games til like 5 AM

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>do trick that'll save 1 second
>mess up
>takes 10 seconds to recover
THREE
HOUR
RUN

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>this fucking voice
Is the run worth it? I've only played Galaxy 1 and it was overrated Are the runs as boring and bloated loading and GET deadtime like 1 is?
>any%
>3:21
Nevermind fuck this

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STOP FUCKING UP EVERY TIME SAVER.
>3 HOURS
3 HOURS

i'm watching tfue stream fortnite :)

cunnyeater69

He gets the more energy intensive games out of the way first because he’s an old man who gets tired easy

haha

Not me, bro. Aside from a minor southern accent when I drink I speak like a normal person. My teeth, tongue, or soft palate don't get in my way.

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My mom always tells me about how when I was a young kid (around 2-5 or 6) that I would bang my head against the wall cause I literally couldn't speak so good. Thankfully I had my 2 years younger sister to help translate what I was saying, and after $13,000 of speech therapy I can talk real good. God thing I hardly remember the days when I was silent and struggling, I can only imagine what people who can't speak right on a daily basis go through!

fuck vinny, /our guy/ clint just went live

WELP, time to go get a nap so you can see the runs after, anons. Make sure to get some rest!

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Nothing like that kid that streamed looney tunes on gameboy lol who was that again

I haven't kept up with Vinny's Bloodstained streams. Are they as comfy as the Castlevania and Hollow Knight ones?

That was pretty sick desu. Neetfest just stepped it into high gear!

I mean, do you count browsing Touhou forums since 2010 as oldfag status? Or.....

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Oh god he struggles to infinite flutter. He's not going to make some of them for sure.
They got a bottom tier runner

>fuck Vinny
If only....

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He's protecting his virginity

I’m not one to say I don’t really like castlevania

they're trying to create the illusion of having a chin

Oh I thought you were older. You're 5 years too early to be regretting your time here.

why does he have his legs crossed like a woman?

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Is there anything gayer than saying "serious time"?
I dunno, I've always hated it. but I guess it's not worse than hyyyoope

Oh yeah, I just remembered that a better game of Sly Cooper is coming up!
At 4 AM....
Neat....you guys think it'll be any good?

my issue is i have a deviated septum

He's third place and choking hard.

It's okay. I'm also here.

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So does SpikeVegeta even run anything?

so negative towards a game he runs wtf

If he makes them all I'm going to demand an apology off you, user.

didn't chimp stevens stop speedrunning to variety stream or some shit?

It feels good with his chastity cage

jinxing yourself too

>

Ghhrdlbllbl

how the fuck do you even fuck that up holy shit

No, but I find that as I got older and spent more and more time not talking to anyone and only using the internet to communicate with others, I've developed weird speech habits. As in, I constantly stumble over my own words, and when I can't sit down to think about what I say I just can't communicate to other people and have it make sense. Ever seen that episode of The Office where Michael Scott says something along the lines of "When I start talking I don't know where I'm going, I just hope to find it along the way." That's basically me except literally all the time. Even through writing I have a hard time saying what it is that I want to say, like I'm getting stupider as I get older.

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He runs from the cops

>only Friday and Saturday left
We're already in the final 48 hours.

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I love this game but I feel it's a boring speedrun already.

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I finally heard my outward voice for the first time when I was 19.
Pure horror struck me - I had a lisp I couldn't hear. I'd spent my entire life sounding like a horrible faggot and didn't even realize it.
Have barely spoken since.

Holy shit this is gonna be a fucking trainwreck.

I think he participated in some Donkey Kong race last GDQ

>SMG2
>3:20 est
Okay, since SGDQ is on life support at the moment, let's talk about our favourite runs that surprised us.
For me, it was the Metal Slug games. Those were really impressive.

rayman and dkc if i remember correctly

Lol, this guy fucking sucks

does he just play really well or are there skips/glitches?

He used to do DKC Returns and Tropical Freeze along with Rayman Origins/Legends and Kingdom Hearts. Hasn't done much lately on YouTube though. I recall him doing the OoT Randomizer a couple months back.

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>putting yoursignature on top of the character
also because it gives him an arm rest for the controller, his massive package being in a diagonal direction pointed toward his upper left and lower right

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Yeah, there's no way I'm watching 3 hours of this dude. Time for a nap.

is this guy a murloc? what even the fuck did he say

hey zach

god that's so fucking lewd

>go get a haircut today
>hardly ever talk over a whisper
I always feel like I should be talking louder it just never comes out like i want it

I swear I hear the Crash 2 "spin peach away" sound when he shot the boss

I expected more amazing shit from Zallard1 so Punch-Out wasn't a surprise, but the ride was godly.
Dead Rising was surprisingly fun, the Steam contact stuff aside. Remnents of Naezith surprised me.

Checked

Wow this dude sucks.

psychicpebbles has like an insane one bless his heart

>because I'm a speedrunner
WELL GOSH, I SURE AS FUCK COULDN'T TELL

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At this rate it's gonna be 4 lel

>I always feel like I should be talking louder it just never comes out like i want it
Fuck same.

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Based

playan some CS:S surf

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that way nobody can steal your art

Don't be a perv

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I feel you, bro. I'm getting the same as I get older, but it might be the meds that I'm taking as well. I hear lamictal makes your thought process slower.
Being on mood stabilizers sucks

SO MANY CHOKES

HOLY FUCKING CHOKE

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I'm playing Driftin with Yea Forums in another window.
Thread here.

I love kpop cuties!!

>runner fucking up things no casual would

>the cycles can be very bad if the movement is bad
or you're just shit

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What is it about Mario runners that make them self fellating shit lords?

I liked the earlier Mario speedruns.

Based as FUCK

can we cut off this runner

David Buster

new

i don't know what to play so i'm just browsing the thread with the stream in the background

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I dunno. Punchy is there to shitpost in RL constantly.
youtu.be/OrJDjLfgrWc

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I'm playing Hand of Fate 2.
Good shit, to me.

I've never gone to therapy for speech, but I never talk very much, even to this day.
Don't even have any issues with my voice, just never sure what to say in most cases.

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>kpop

I wish I could have stayed up for those. Fuck working life.

Can you say retard, retard?

Good luck!

do any of you people like mario games casually

I can now for sure. When I was a kid it would've sounded like "nleetard". Mirror was even worse. "mehlurl"

no nigga

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i don't really understand why I'm watching this

he did for a while, then he started doing sm64 again for a few months. he said he's gonna take a break again now that mario maker is out, but he way overestimates how much mileage he's gonna get out of it, he's been talking like he'll stream nothing else for months

the rpgs minus sticker star

Either way will end up playing mobage during this run.
Make a thousand characters. Never do anything with them. Profit!

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Friend's daughter had speech therapy in Pre-K. You would never know, it clearly paid off.

based!

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This isn't exciting or impressive. In the slightest.