Here's your controller bro

for some reason they are actually re-releasing it

store.jp.square-enix.com/item/NSW_147.html?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Twitter&utm_campaign=NSW_147

I think it would be fairly easy to ignore the thing spinning.
It's just your ear jelly spazzing out.
Play the game

This actually looks pretty comfy.

>hori

Ah, then I will not buy it.

not only is it real but there already were controllers just like this for ps3 and ps4.

>Shilltendo Shitch
Ewww

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I had one for PS3, and the bulk of it is soft and squishy.

>shittu

based control blob vanguard

>?
You seem unsure.

>Shilltendo shitch shittu

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It’s not real, it’s for PS4 not switch

?

nah bruh its for xbox

based retard

The spinning wouldn't bother me as much as those bulky over the shoulder restraints

They have it on both, check play asia
Besides the PS2 version is the best one because you can play good games with that one

>play shitty rpg
>the first mob you encounter is a shitty chinese controller

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Will you buy it or not?

>playing a 3rd person flight sim in a flight sim contraption
People who spend this sort of money on worthless junk need to die.

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he's enjoying it. wholesome.

Like I said, I won't buy it because it's probably stupid expensive like switch controllers are, but I want it.

Just buy it

Wing War has "VR buttons" to change the camera. There's a cockpit view option.

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If you are gonna go this far why not complete the experience with vr

nah

Is it an actual Dock or is that just cardboard?

I kind of want it because I missed the similar ones for PS2/PS4, though the PS2 one was apparently shit.

It's from 1994.

>worthless
It's one of the most valuable Sega arcade machines around.

Just cardboard.

Can I use this on any switch? If so can someone post a link to where I can buy it already?

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It sucks we don't have arcades like that anymore, even in Japan it's just a bunch of rhythm games, Purikura, pachinko and literally 3 floors of claw games
Why can't we get real games?

It's on squeenix's Japanese store, but I think it's not able to be purchased yet. Just google it.

play-asia.com/dragon-quest-slime-wireless-controller-for-nintendo-switch/13/70csit

Are they actually comfortable, or are they as awkward as they look?

Just a reminder that these controllers melt after a year and a half. The slime material it's made out of falls apart quickly regardless of use.

dude, you should get the switch, its games are fun to play on

>It's from 1994.
Oh
Well at least in future maybe arcades can have something similar to these machines but with vr or even just sticking your head into an area with a circular screen around it.

its actually made to rest in between your lap

and this shit it's almost 150 bucks

imagine this, but with a Valve Index or Pimax

wish they would bring back the wii sword

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It actually turns into a literal slime controller.

>ps2

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>The slime material it's made out of falls apart quickly regardless of use.

Gonna need a saurce on that

metal slime made out of shit plastic instead of metal

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Why the fuck would anyone buy a controller that makes it look like you're fondling some monster's butt?

Well he seems to be having fun.

when are the 4 new marth alts coming out?

I SAID BUY IT!

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It’s better to buy it now then regret not buying one later and realizing how much resellers will sell them for

you answered your own question

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It was true of the PS2 version but nobody knows how well the PS4 version held up because it's still a relatively recent release and the Switch version isn't even out yet.

I have a lot pictures from that thread saved. Do I dare post them?

I mean I can't say if it is for sure, but it actually looks pretty ergonomic. It's so big it's in the hand's natural resting position. Reminds me of how big the Duke was.

Everyone I know who's had this said it's extremely comfortable to use

Please. I lost all of mine

what does womans breasts feel like?

>that user who bought it right away as he discovered it was real

Isn't it gay to have the slime looking at your crotch ?

>the catch: it's the Virtual Boy

>PS4
YUCK

Was this for dragon quest swords: the masked queen and the Tower of mirrors?
That was a fun game, shame no pointer capability on the switch means no port and any sequel would have to be simpler.

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KILL IT BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY

It's an arcade game and a very coveted collector's item. Michael Jackson had one in his collection.

>no rumble
What’s the point bros

user it's a controller, not a Dragon dildo

battle road
youtube.com/watch?v=l3mLcd7WPVg

my sides

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LMAO not that user but what fucking games?? Ive had my switch for years and only owned smash.
Glad I sold that dust collector for a ps4 last week. Ports are god damn 50 dollars (dk tropical freeze and bayonetta) and the library is dead with the longest drought ive ever seen. What a pathetic console

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Wait, people actually would use it as a controller?

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reminder that the japanese have baby hands and their controllers are far too small for us

BOI he is fast

>no orchestrated music
>no 8/16 bit side areas
>no living with other party members
Eat shit and enjoy your currently censored games dumbass

IT'S SPHERICAL

Rocket Slime is the best DQ game
Fite me