Do you own any video game clothing?

She looks like she fucks black guys

She looks like she fucks anything expect sad incels like you

just report and ignore

Only vidya related shirt I got

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smell

A few tiger tank t-shirts and a hoodie from Bovington tank museum, but they have world of butthurt slav logos on them for some reason

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>game on title screen not even the first level

What is the point of "subtle" video game clothing? Why not just wear normal clothing if you don't want people to notice? Or is the point that only true gamers will notice and give you the secret gamer signal so you can fuck in the bathroom?

subtle just means looks good you fucking newfaggot

HOMMMANNA HOMMANNA HOMMANNA
*tongue rolls out of mouth*
BAROOGA BAROOGA
*smoke comes out of ears*
CH-CHING CH-CHING CH-CHING
*eyes spin into $ signs*
BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM
*heart pops out of chest*
HOLY HOT MA MA!
*slaps knee several times*
ahem
*slicks hair back*
*applies generic perfume*
*licks pinky and index finger then adjust eye brows*
Bonjour Mademoiselle

Used to have some 1up mushroom pajama pants, they were actually really damn comfy. They eventually broke down with age though.

>She looks like she fucks anything expect sad incels like you
That wasn't even directly addressed to me and it still hurt.

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>jynx maze
What are some video game characters who don't have any good scenes?

gay

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I wear this. Women literally cannot contain their orgasms. I'm not allowed in most movie theaters anymore, because the staff is tired of having to pressure wash all of the seats and get rid of the smell of a fish market every time I watch a movie.

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Quite the contrary. There is a campy appeal to a graphic tee with a video game logo on it. I wouldn't wear it but around the house or something I don't see the big problem. But some supposedly classy or nice clothing tainted with a reference, subtle or otherwise, to a fucking video game will never be cool.

I once thought about it. Then I saw someone wearing a vidya merch in public and I didn't realise it would make me cringe. So I don't own one.

Holy FUCK

please stop doing this

Just be yourself, bro.

My wife does this to me and it's annoying. You guys don't really want this, trust me

Are you gonna have sex

I was never into feet until my gf started storking my cock with hers. theyre so soft bros has she ruined me?

I've been myself for more than thirty years, and it's never worked. Isn't there someone else I can be instead?

yes yes i fucking do

No.

I actually dress like the virgin from the virgin/chad memes... subdued greys and blues mostly, all solid colors, no text or prints.

As a side matter, I am almost 30 and still basically a virgin.

Women have 2 modes, sweet and subservient or wanting you by the balls. Never let a woman take your balls.

your wife is probably a fat hamplanet

>Mass Effect
based

This, it can be disastrous.

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I started wearing colors, pastels, prints, and once or twice I got a "user, you look nice today." Women still don't want to date me. I ended up switching back to muted colors, because I didn't know how to respond to empty compliments.

Well...you could a ghost, just simply an hero.

my wife is a fat hamplanet and I enjoy it when she does it, this guy is just gay

He will with you if you Join Islam.

But that only makes it better.

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Yeah I bought the Gunslinger Jacker Arthur wears in RDR2. It's really well made and gets compliments so I'm happy with it

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sorry but i like it when women touch my balls

Why do you guys use "hamplanet" as an insult? A planet made entirely of ham would be awesome. And you'd be guaranteed to never have Jews and Muslims.

>non-gentle femdom
dropped

ok this is epic

>gets compliments
Only because they're afraid you're going to shoot up the school.

OOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

That jacket looks like absolute garbage

Man's nose is broken man, crushed into atoms.

Looked really painful

Yeah.

kek

great style retard

Well if I’m going to gaming related events like tournaments and conventions, I wear those. Also I hate “gaming” clothes that are literally just characters/logos printed on the shirt.

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Looks like Nintendo upgraded the DK bongos

If you like puffy, plastic feet that's on you. Not liking that just means you have taste.

Who else was shocked to see that that girl is black?

Honestly if she was nicer about it I'd be in.

can confirm it's great

she doesn't need to be anything
she is a woman, she gets the choice
stay mad incel

ape shit eaters

REPORTED

The kind of girls who are into that tend to be pretty rough in bed.

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>No tits
>Chubby belly buldges out
>Legs are not glorious and look like sausages
>Leather shorts too fucking short and tight for her fat ass
>Round face

Git out with this bullshit

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>gaming events
So you've given up entirely. That's okay I guess.

>Chubby belly buldges out
>Leather shorts too fucking short and tight for her fat ass
But those are the best parts.

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Don't know why you would apologize to me for that...You do you buddy

holy SHIT she got to the title screen

>tfw you will never choke her so hard she turns into a submissive housewife

>work hires new girl, sweet and very cute
>seems to gravitate towards me for conversation, work questions, etc
>somehow, get courage to ask her out
>even more bizarrely, she agrees
>date goes very well, she kisses me goodbye afterward
>have second date, thought it went well, but she starts acting distant at work
>have to leave on work trip for two weeks, come back and coworkers start telling me girl isn't into me
>still hang out with girl occasionally
>says she likes me, but isn't "ready to be in a relationship"
>go out "as friends," for a while she always pays
>insists that she's into me, but "can't be in a relationship right now"
>eventually, she starts dating some dude
>don't talk as much anymore, stop hanging out
>few months later, end up moving out of state
>find out a day before I leave she quit unexpectedly and moved cross country with her family to get away from her (now) exbf
>several months go by, get a text message
>she moved to my old hometown, a few hours from where I live, and wants to know if I want to hang out and catch up next time I'm in town visiting my family
>drive down under pretense of visiting family, but really, I'm just there to see her
>ask her what brought her to my old city
>"My fiancee got a job out here"
>mfw

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>Chubby belly buldges out
That's all I need to be honest.

cuck projecting on anyone with standards. Keep worshiping pussy and see how much fulfillment that gives you.

That would probably just turn her on.

To answer OP's question i've been wearing the same 3 outfits that i have washed and wore since i was 12. yes, i'm a small dude.

I don’t know if I’ll wear something with a bigass logo or character just on the front. Like these ones are fine with me, if I like Gran Turismo.

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Just waiting for my parents to die. That sounds bad. I don't want my parents to die, but the only reason I'm still alive is because I don't want to put them through that.

Why is nu4chan incapable of detecting baits.

I really miss the days when "THICC" wasn't a part of internet vernacular and we made fun of losers that dated fatties. I swear THICC was made up just to rationalize dating these hambeasts.

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Kill her, user

Yes, one of the basic things is that if being yourself doesn't work, be someone else.

based toonposter

I've never gone on a date in my life dude. I just like fat bellies.

I personally developed a fetish for chubby girls because I lost my virginity with one.
I'll never forget holding her sides, my fingers burying into her meat while she bounced on me.
It was so fucking good.

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Go for this jacket my dude. Has very subtle Diablo symbols (can’t see it here, shitty quality)

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This is just an excuse. You're understandably scared and it's not going to get any easier when they're gone. Rather you're going to get used to living, for better or worse, and it will be harder to find the spark in yourself to do something as drastic. If you're ever going to get anywhere with suicide you shouldn't delay because that desperation you feel now, if it's real, is temporary. That doesn't mean it's going to get better, but the acute pain will become something else that is much harder to act on.

its cute you think that.

You should check out /gif/ some time
Literally free (you)s no matter how shit your bait is

It's like everyone there started using the site last week

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>started using the site last week
all cumbrains are like that
Yea Forums is the same way now too

>falls for models handpicked by homosexual fashion designers
>thinks he isnt the loser
Oh boy imma need to retake a seat for that one

Or something like this from Dragon Age

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pretending to be idiots brought real idiots here and now it's impossible to tell what's serious or not.

only accessory i got is this

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I get ANGRY when I jerk off, I can't help it.

>Yea Forums is the same way now
Yea Forums was always like that
Which is why it's considered the gateway for Yea Forums and gets shit on by every other board

I'm not handsome enough to dress nicely. That's why I dress like a slob, so the outside can match the inside. Plus, they say "dress for the job you want," which is why I dress like a long-term unemployed.

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Why not. There’s a big convention that happens every year that’s 15 min driving from where I live. But yea you right, it is the same shit and I skipped the last 2.

fat distribution is genetic and some girls get lucky with their first 10-25% going to a combination of their tits/ass/hips. after 25%, of course, we're just talking about landwhales. The meme is calling these landwhales "thick."

It can work if you meet enough people, but that's the hardest part of being a neet, also lower you standards, because if you have no luck means you are chasing people out of your league, so you up your game or conform.

she made you better

I wanna sniff her feet

If it looks this bad in publicity shots you can just imagine how it will look at the poor nerds who bought that shit.

Just got this shipped plus an sdvx shirt There was a Rasis one but all the smalls were sold out

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user, how the fuck did it lead to that?
I mean it, give me some tips man

Nice.

>because if you have no luck means you are chasing people out of your league
Pretty much literally every woman is out of my league, so I don't have much of a choice but to try to punch up.

Looks like a normal brown jacket to me. I looked it up and it just have a small symbol from the game on the side.

i have the same black mesa jacket as alyx

theres no fuckin way she can wipe properly

do you have a gf?

SHE
HAS
A

NICE

AAAAAAS

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Braaaaap

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yes, but she's still scared of trying new stuff
We tried having sex once, And i really mean tried halfway in she got anxious and told me to stop
She's the sweetest girl i've ever been with but goddamnit my balls are purple at this fucking point

That image is not an example of dressing well. That's an off-the-rack suit and they increased the size of his head to make it look worse.

Dressing well literally does fool literally everyone. But you actually do have to dress well.

my ex was like that, she was torn between 'being with me and being right with god'. i was totally fine with either choice, but jeez if her constant going half way and stopping didn't drive me up the wall. we broke up for unrelated reasons.

>That image is not an example of dressing well.
Probably because it's an image from The Onion.

Those are some ugly ass feet if I'm being quite honest witcha famalam.

lmao what

how old are you, I have advice depending on this answer

Yea, most comfiest hoodie I own

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why?

A-OOOOOGAH
AW AW AWOOOOOO
BOI-OI-OINNNNNNNG

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No but does anyone know any good games that have good music?

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Look at how fat and crumply her toes are. You people just have low standards.

They look pretty cute to me.

>tfw don't see the butt anymore
I'm genuinely sad about this.

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i have a fox hound, diamond dogs and outer heaven shirt

nice, user

Not true, you can find the ugliest, most loser girl in the world if you set your mind to it, I should now, I got a gf after four months of using the slowly app. She is ugly, dumb and virgin at 25, hates sex and lives far away, but I literally just had to keep sending peole messages for several months until I found one.

You can really do better than that if you want and put some effort into it

>remove before flight
I fucking hate that these became a thing. I used to work for an airport, and all the fucking kids working there would steal these to put on their backpacks and keys and shit. That and bypass pins.

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is her boyfriend a dumb nigger monkey too?

What is it used for, originally?

I got one of pic related, but it's not official and I just went to some company to make it, and an Atari shirt if that counts. Barely wear either of them.

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Just go to a local boutique when your check comes in, I went from lookin homeless to getting compliments by strangers

im not a footfag
im just curious what makes feet bad/good

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I'm sorry, user. My dad got it for me and I wear it to remind me of him, wasn't trying to make your work harder.

Not him, but it's usually attached to parts of the aircraft when it's grounded so groundcrew has clear signal of what needs to come off the plane before it attempts departure.

In the military, they're usually on the tips of ordnance as a sort of saftey.

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No seriously, who is this girl? Google image search is just giving me fireden links

That's sick, user. I dig how much the threading pops out on it, compared to a normal half-life patch.

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In civil aviation, they're most commonly used to signal to the pilot that the bypass pin has been removed so they can get ready to start taxiing the aircraft. The bypass pin, by the way, is just a metal rod that disables the steering column on the plane; if it's left in place, the pilot won't be able to steer at all. If the bypass pin isn't in place at all after the plane lands and arrives at the gate, it can be incredibly dangerous when you're trying to tow it or push it out of the gate, because as you can imagine, in a tug of war between a 6k-10k pound pushback truck and a 200,000lb plane, the plane is going to win, and potentially whip the pushback around.

Plain as hell, but at least it’s not just some animu or dude with a gun in front or logo of the game.

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I'd unironically wear this. It just looks aesthetically pleasing until someone realizes

lesson: never go out of your way for a woman unless she is confirmed yours

>she like you: no need to go out of your way
>she does not like you: you get taken as a chump
>she is on the fence: possibly ditch, no need to waste effort

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lol

HEY THERE, MISTER

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Kandy Kong

w2c

That is some disgusting back fat.
I wasn't even aware until today that you can have fat rolls in your back

Why are women like this?

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Yes, I did go out of my way, but I did end up visiting my family that weekend, so it wasn't a completely wasted trip. I think, ultimately, the real lesson is to not have hope.

Im and I've had the same with the jacket, Jean shirt and white shirt. My boss was the biggest surprise compliment, and I feel the same about the materials

Based and awoogapilled

Yeah if you're in an 'non-specific' kind of relationship and she's vague about it dont bother putting in effort
Had a thing with a girl for 8 months while she was dating some chump, she starts making drama for minor fuckups of mine and in the end decided to stay with her bf
Fucking waste of time

i have a hoodie with vault boy giving a thumbs up on the back but it attracts strange people so i stopped wearing it

I have a Pacman shirt from Uniqlo I got for Christmas. That's it though.

Pretty sure i've seen you in the wheelgat threads on /k/
Shitty as plastic "table" you got there

In retrospect, advice like that seems obvious. But to guys like me, who aren't used to receiving any kind of attention from women, pretty much ever, it's hard to know what to do with it. I mean, at the time, "I'm going to say I like you, but not really" still seems a whole hell of a lot better than the usual, you know?

IMAGINE
THE
SMELL
. . .

You've yee'd your last haw, user!
Nice.

Theres a store by my house that sells shit like this and I bought some shirts

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Nah, Yea Forums's problem is that nowadays it's just full of unironic normalfags.

I know what you mean because I was in love with this girl and even her bitchy tsundere attitude felt good, while other girls lusting after me didnt feel like anything at all
It's hard to judge someone when you're emotionally invested even if you're experienced. Friends who knew about us two warned me shit would go nowhere but I was delusional

that's fuckin' sic

Terribly underrated

definitely true
even the way they talk repulses me

youtube.com/watch?v=dMBwLyyqcBk

wut store

palmtreat.design/collections/aesthetic-vaporwave-t-shirts-by-palm-treat

Have at it

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I bet her asshole taste like tacobell

Oh fuck he’s mad

Vaporwave homos not welcome

I posted there once or twice. I have those cheap tables because
A. Their cheap
B. They are light enough to slide around for VR space
C. So when the day comes I can afford to move out, I have utilitarian shit I can bring with me day 1.
Thanks my man

stawp

No shit, look at her shirt

I thought I was the only one seeing the ass...

Thanks. Love the Youmu and FNV ones, by the way. Where did you make them? Detail looks much better than an average custom patch to me for some reason.

I saw a shirt that was this design that had all the vertical slices of the characters in MVC1. I dunno if the site I originally saw it from took it down but I know they have other similar shirts

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just keep trying, make her comfortable, if shit gets awkward or she is in pain just stop, if she feels good she will want to try new stuff
my gf was super awkward at first but now she is a lot more comfortable and open to try new things
even getting a blowjob took time, now she does it every fucking time I want, is great
just take your time, be gentle, and listen to her, it will pay off, believe me

Nah, got them from other anons who run small patch stores. Those two are from sour:
sourspatchworks.com/products

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projectors are a meme

I enjoy that belly very much. I wish she would fart on my face.

littleboyphysique/10 goes right into the trash

>be me
>huge Donkey Kong fan since childhood
>play Tropical Freeze almost every day

okay I need me a bitch like this where tf is she??

I did back in high school and early years of college in mid-late 2000's. Not anymore.

>while other girls lusting after me
Wouldn't know what that was like.

Great taste. Do you by any chance post these on Yea Forums sometimes? I swear I saw part of a similar connection in a Goblin Slayer thread a while back.

I've seen this so many times and I saw it as a butt for the first time just now.

No one would really eat ass right? It's just a meme people spout ironically? How do you even prepare yourself mentally to taste shit?

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My friend just gave me his SIlent Hill 2 replica jacket the other day.

Where is the Dale Gribble one from? I love that quote.

I would if I was sure the ass was 100% clean

>he never ate the booty like groceries