SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

FUCK anime and FUCK vivziepop drones
oh it's a race. >_>

GDQ IS SHIT

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>HAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

has anyone dilated on stream yet?

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fwhahahahah can't wait until he laughs
youtube.com/watch?v=gujwl9HmXSE

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REAL DEGEN HOURS, this is it folks

me

its time

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What's his endgame?

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It's Banjo time and Yea Forums can get BTFO'ed

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The fuck you talking about, Caleb prevailed.

When is Nep Nep?

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me

post grunty

how do I get qt speedrunner gf

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If Notch were to donate $10'000, would they read it?

>no Stiv
It's just not the same

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BREE

BREE

BREE

BREE

hagginater is actually a degenerate of the highest order. it’s honestly admirable

>choked already

>Banjo Kazooie already in
Fucking time travelers man!

turn himself into a biological weapon

thank god this year there's a race and newer runners doing BK. Last few years it's always been Stivybobo just awkwardly playing in near silence, ever since he banged that one guy's wife in early AGDQ times.

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be chinese

REMEMBER THAT THIS MATCH IDS DECIDED IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES BECAUSE OF A NOT 100% TRICK THAT SAVES A LOT OF TIME

which run was this? Holy shit

that sword is probably machined and not forged.

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When was it decided that the list be reversed?

>100%
this meme needs to die

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I don't like races.

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>using cheats
well that just killed the run for me. fuck these faggots.

please be in london

ALERT. ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THERE IS A GIRL ON THE COUCH. A GIRL ON THE COUCH.

Why did he change his name from dickhiskhan

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>mario block
>one actual mario game
>it was locked behind a donation incentive

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caleb running rape a thot any%?

OH OH! I KNOW THIS TOON! IT'S THE NEW SMASH FIGHTER!
BANJO IS MY FAVORITE GAME EVER!

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The report button is there for a reason user

Hope you're having a good day guys! Remember not to be a disgusting piece of cringy trash or I'll publicly shame you on Twitter!

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B R E E

>when you eat doritos and can't help but lick your cheesy fingers

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Where the fuck is Stiv? Did he run out of other people's wives to fuck?

THEY'RE
FUCKING
IN

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That pussy as wet and running as a river

I love how his stream times can vary to whatever the fuck hours

Shoutouts to the audio crew!

uhh wheres stiv

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did Chibi get a piece of the gangbang?

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Yeah I just saw those captures of him shitting on trannies, based.

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>No stiv

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really mindboggling
to filter the whining trannies from the thread, of course

>Audio is wrong

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Lol forgot this was a SFW board, sorry. Reposting this but censored

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Why are Asian girls better than all other races?

dilate

God fucking dammit. Got me good. One of the few memes from /o/ that always gets me.

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a real girl?

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literally

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ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO

ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO

This is one of the only games where it makes sense

fucking someone's wife

Birb

no, he was the only one that got left out

>Transfer moves from another file
How is this allowed?

>Chibi
>Getting a piece of anything
He probably was in the corner watching and jacking off

this shit is why I quit watching most races desu
battletoads race fucking when

She is ugly and fat.

isn't this chick a legit camwhore who fucks all of the speedrunning chads

He did not.

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ABRAHBRABEH ABREHBRABRABREH

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WHERE IS BIG JON

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i don't think they will do it in a marathon run

Thanks tourist

gotta love that even in the super tismo world of speedrunning theres fucking drama.

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Yfw this run is already S tier

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GDQ made him

[Breegull noises intensify]

Split/Second.

I have raped a dozen women, but because they were okay with it it was not rape, fuck if i know how that shit works any more.

bulking

He was on cleanup duty

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>the dude that posted the comment
This is the kind of people you bring here you FUCKING AUTIST

Do you really enjoy reddit here all the time?

SCRIPT CONFIRMED!!!

who here /hasn't showered since sgdq day 1/?

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Today
>race
>race
>race
>2 hour race

Yesterday
>3 hours of Zelda

Day before
>4 hours of Pokémon
>race
>race
>race

Why do they schedule the WORST content during prime time?

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what drama happened?

Daily reminder that Doctors Without Borders:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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it shouldn't be
iirc banjo kazooie had a different catagory for glitchless 100% and regular because of how much this move cheat changes

confirmed scripted

Holy fuck
HNNNNNGGG!
Commence orbiting
>insert creepy webm of her feet moving

bless hagginater

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who /cunnyeater/ here?

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Is it?

>The tester was 10 years ago

BIG DICK ENERGY BOYS

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SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // Super Mario World (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // Super Mario Bros 3 // Invictus // Grand Poo World 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // Fire Emblem Fates // Kingdom Hearts 3
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Can these faggots explain whats in this 100%? Just all jiggies or also all notes? Skulls are out it seems.

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>lose collectables when you die
>in a collectathon
wait why do people like this game again

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jinjo

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FIRST DICK OF THE NIGHT BOYS

to have a gay ass 4 letter twitch name

The First
D I C K
Of The Night

How can you run this game without going insane

BREE BREE BREEEE

That's disgusting.

I'd still hit it though

mirin those gains

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It’s people with 0 social skills, who learn behaviour through media. Of course it’s going to be drama.

making sure we all get a gift :3

it generates shekels

>shovelware N64 collecathon
Later guys, gonna go scoop my toenails off with a spoon

>have to sit through 2 hours of BREEE BREEE BREEE

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When did it start?

>advocating tranny runs
>putting in banjo before it's even finished
yup this is a trannypost

So this is it? This is what stinkies rave on about? An off-brand Mario 64 clone?

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thanks user, I've only seen a small bit of SGDQ this week.

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where's the siiva rip, meguanon

PLAYSTATION NETWOOOORK UUAAWAAHAHAHA

>first dick of the night
what did they mean by this? (serious)

R O O
O
O

BREEEE

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>when you get a new PB on stream

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No. It puts people to sleep.

god damnit i hate daytime usa runs. nighttime is just much better but i'm also fucking sleeping

Pause menu items
Everything but Mumbo Tokens

some bitch accused caleb of groping her or some shit. its the ugly girl someone keeps spamming in this thread.

why?

B'd and R'd.

that midget is probably long dead

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This isn't even a glitched 100% run though. this is just the second half of a run that started whenever they made the previous file. this is like me trying to pass off a Mario 64 run as legit when i start by loading a file that already has 120 stars on it.

it's a nintendo game, you can't die!

should've saved or exit/reentered the level before attempting then shitter

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Go to speed run . Com and look at the rules. Really not that hard snow flake. X

>check what's coming after this
>more bing bing wahoo
guess there is nothing worth watching tonight

Based

at home playing smm2. He declined an opportunity to appear at sgdq because he didn't want to deal with the fucking drama.

Sunday

>NOOOOO DON'T TELL ME TO TAKE A SHOWER

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JINJOOOO

Nintendo Banjo kazooie Remaster Never ever.

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Was anyone watching that stream a week ago where they were both drunk and getting really pissed at each other?

Does anyone else get a tiny bit of satisfaction when you catch one of the runners peaking at the others screen?

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The order goes like this:
>ASIAN>LATINA>ARAB>BLACK>WHITE
If you think otherwise you are objectively wrong.

up there with 3d zelda runs

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go ahead and put Banjo into Ω. they're using existing save files with several hours on them as start points for this "run".

Rare's final "Fuck you" to Nintendo. The lore goes deep.

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This is so shit compared to super mario sunshine race

At least the music is good

Who has the audio? because i see both of them with audio

>banjo
nice, now I can see if the skip I accidentally found in Rusty Bucket is actually used

They know how to beat the game user

This but in reverse.

It's a collectible game so seeing all the notes and puzzle pieces collected is satisfying. Any% for this game is a lot lamer because they just do a glitch with the bee and just fly around

I've been to two of these and yes some people there do smell like shit. That fat dude in the blue shirt is one. Dance dad is another.

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
Nothing wrong with this.
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
Nothing wrong with this.
>provides food and medical aid to migrants
attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
Nothing wrong with this.
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
I will agree with you on these two though.

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Oh yeah, I'm in then.
It's been like two weeks.

>jiggy jig

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Tooie > BK

Crank that fucking Treasure Trove music

I dunno y u mad
Where's the downvote button??

IF WE HIT $1,000,000 DURING THE RACE WE GET BANJO KAZOOIE IN SMASH BROS! My dad told me this. He works for Nintendo and is watching right now.

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What's wrong with that? Looks like they started from the beginning to me

why do you keep posting that image?

How's it work?

never played tooie, why is it better?

lol @ the anti banjo autists

imagine having taste this bad

>diablo 2 is at 6am
fucking hell, i guess i'll go to bed early

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based

>All the shmuppers and SM runners

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Post shit like this

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SLUT

Hey guys, I'm deaf since birth and don't know what sounds are supposed to even be.
Can someone write down what this sounds like?

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Banjo always sucked. Fuck you furfag N64 kids. It's 2:30 am eat shit good night. Sin and Punishment is cool though.

>hold r to swim and fly better
wait what the F U C K

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the absolute gigachad

This race is pretty good so far

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Wow we hit a million pretty fucking fast.

Why is the Furnace Fun glitch allowed? Its like manipulating the game file

>tfw absolutely loved Banjo Kazooie as a kid, as much a part of my childhood as Mario 64, Lylat Wars (Star Fox 64) and Pokemon Red and Blue
>tfw never got Tooie because it was so expensive
>tfw I've been able to emulate it for years but simply haven't because I want it to be "special" somehow
>tfw Banjo finally got in fucking Smash
Once GDQ finishes I'm finally going to start Tooie.

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I'm not shitting on them, I just find it amusing

people are still mad over them getting into smash, its funny to watch

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Better levels, better controls, actually had bosses

>100% race
I thought these niggas were supposed to be fighting cancer not creating new forms of it

rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh rroh

based MSF
Big Boss did nothing wrong

Imagine the smell

Kek!
This dumb bitch just turned herself into the type of meme you don't want turned into.
>MFW he didn't actually touch me but I touched myself

Banjo is better Mario 64 because you stay in the level after getting a jiggy.

very much so

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this is where all the passion is at bois

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Banjo more like, Kazooie

Praise kek fellow gamer!

OBSESSED

FUCK

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>Had loads of fun at Fogo with friends.

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It's mostly stevefags seething. Now they are posing as DQ fans and saying Banjo is irrelevant while DQ should be the hyped franchise instead of Banjo

Reminder that Crash, Spyro and Gex are better than Mario and Banjo.

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fuck nippers

have fun

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your not missin out buddy
i'm blind btw

Remember the room inside the ship where there's the propellers spinning? There's a control room in there with a button that you usually can only get to if you jump through a pipe on top of the ship but if you use the shoulder charge into the corner between the glass and the wall you can clip through the wall into the room.

Burn it all.

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Why do people hate Edobean? She's cute

Nylume is pretty cute

boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/uwZhe2DwxRyQQhqXtKNTyA/
he's a tranny

Really glad there's actually good commentary for this.

>Lylat Wars
Based Euro poster

And yeah do so it's great but beware, it's also long as fuck and requires way more patience.
They went a bit overboard with the sequel.

WHEN

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it's a globalist human trafficking racket.
they even have open-borders in their name

I HATE MEN

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who is this?

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Pretty sure they use that skip

>inb4
Fwhahahahaha

these runs suck.the constant clapping doing stupid fucking maneuvers and it goes double since its two people

>havent seen any trannys on stream
is this just a Yea Forums meme or something

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I hope this goes back and forth the whole run

I fuckin love TTC's music. Hoping it gets into smash with Banjo

>NO BALLS
UH OH

All that money to the terrorist.

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>HAGGINATER
>NIGGERHATER
Based

>No balls
AANNNNDDD banned

Metroid prime 2 and Katamari are where they are fren

banned

fuck yes
greetings from germany, I hope you can help my Muhammad brethren get another attempt at suicide bombing the american embassy

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>$1,000,000
Yea Forums is SEETING
COPE MORE INCELS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LITERALLY HAVE SEX

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hey wait a minute now

>No balls
LMFAO

me

>1 MILLION AT THE BANJO RUN
1 MILLION AT THE BANJO RUN
>1 MILLION AT THE BANJO RUN
1 MILLION AT THE BANJO RUN
>1 MILLION AT THE BANJO RUN
1 MILLION AT THE BANJO RUN
>1 MILLION AT THE BANJO RUN
1 MILLION AT THE BANJO RUN

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>numbers moving faster than the runners

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Dude please how can I play the games?
Pls spoonfeed, is there a pastebin or something?

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One million dollars!

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confirmed

Zzzzzzz

No last year was baaaaaaad, they were trying to push there agenda and shit

Any update on last night's drama, and why are people talking about caleb in here?

is there anyone doing cringe compilations of the latest events? mrhyrulegamer died like two years ago

>NO BALLS
BANNED

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That's crazy. I guess now I understand a bit more about how people find these skips. I was just fucking around over there and was pretty surprised when it happened.

NEW RECORD GET HOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

where should i donate my money to then?

not only that.
>constant clapping at simple shit
>hearing the fucking donation reader
>retarded inside jokes
>crappy banter
times that by two so its constant

>New record
NOOOOOOOOOOO

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GDQ got past having to allow them in by having a "female only" event before GDQ proper, so now they can freely chuck their runs in the bin and not accept them, or redirect them to an online marathon instead.
Miles (claris) and the guy who ran katamari were both trannies though, their runs were mediocre as always.

ok I'm hyped now

BANJO-KAZOOIE SINGLE-HANDEDLY RAISED 1 MILLION DOLLARS BY ITSELF

How long until they hit 1mill in the first day due to laundering?

just in time, we literally just hit 1 mill

They will probably have one of those moving stages that go through each level

WE DID IT REDDIT

Remember that it earns $1M on the last day alone too, so $3M HOOOOOIYP

I missed the start of the banjo race, what'd they do to get beak bomb early?

The top 3 are things every medical organization/doctor would, or should, do. Doctors are supposed to treat everybody regardless of where they live or what their religious beliefs are. Only the bottom two are morally wrong and illegal.

>ONE MILLION DOLLARS
BANJO KAZOOIE WILL BE IN SMASH BROS!
>ONE MILLION DOLLARS
BANJO KAZOOIE WILL BE IN SMASH BROS!
>ONE MILLION DOLLARS
BANJO KAZOOIE WILL BE IN SMASH BROS!
>ONE MILLION DOLLARS
BANJO KAZOOIE WILL BE IN SMASH BROS!
>ONE MILLION DOLLARS
BANJO KAZOOIE WILL BE IN SMASH BROS!
>ONE MILLION DOLLARS
BANJO KAZOOIE WILL BE IN SMASH BROS!
>ONE MILLION DOLLARS
BANJO KAZOOIE WILL BE IN SMASH BROS!
>ONE MILLION DOLLARS
BANJO KAZOOIE WILL BE IN SMASH BROS!

they purged most of them, it was really bad in the last few years

FASTEST 1 MILLION HOOOYYYYPPPEEEEE

we did it infinitychan

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Mar jiggy-jig arimas?

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WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING IN THE MIGRANT HORDES!!!!!!!!!!!

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no really. who?

they don't count the mumbo tokens as part of the 100 percent right?

Races are only fun with friendly banter

>all the special moves unlocked from the start
it's literally not the start of the run. they had to start the game earlier and prep it by running another file through all the levels. they're literally lying about when they started this "speedrun".

It's a good thing they never watched his stream. He would probably have been banned

>these noises
I can only get so erect

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t.hotblooded male user

WE DID IT, BANJO CHADS

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next year will be an all pokemon event, so they will get it within the first hour

my god that thing is freaky

Ehh, would be cool but probably will be just Spiral Mountain

kys

wow that's a rich frog

I don't know if it's better as i'm not that user, but i really liked how it started you with all the abilities from Kazooie and then just added new ones on top of those. also the levels are a lot bigger but that's both good and bad in some spots.

It's a file manipulation thing that carries over to a new file. Called the furnace fun glitch

Reminder that one single GDQ run makes more than an entire week of ESA

etika isn't anymore

Whatta sad sight.
This GDQ been lax on the trannys, I think there was only two runs that had trannys. SO things are looking up!

>good game
>good race
based run

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this thread is contaminated with incels, I'm out. Inceldom is infectious.

Why is it called Banjo-Kazooie and not Banjo AND Kazooie?

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>comment on how slow the runners are going
>cruisin USA reference
who the fuck is commentating right now? this guy is based as fuck

How many tranny sightings have there been so far?

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Why do Americans hate people receiving medical treatment?

Ah, I see. It's more about the 100% race than a regular run though.

now this is comfy

>the big tittied girl carrying melons in that cutscene
What an ending.

I miss when we were able to sneak a few funny "my wife's son" donations in.

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Oh right, I've seen them use that a couple years ago. They most likely know about it.

>Bernie Sanders is up
>Not playing runescape
FUCK BERNIE SANDERS

They hyphenated in the marriage.

i hope (both of) you end your lives

Not my responsibility to pay for your medical bills (even though my taxes are going to end up paying for your shitty health one way or the other)

Mad to think this game came out before Mario64 and gets 0 the amount of praise. Easily just a good.

It's not hard to guess

cringe

It's another separate type of run altogether though. plus it's a race

Its the same user, look at the filenames

>Bernie-Sanders

i guess people in the past really were that racist

Mario 64 is objectively superior in every metric

can’t wait for all of those large sums donated by anonymous

ran the joke to the ground, gotta come up with new shit

did they ban the commentator after he deadnamed doug?

When is Bernie Sander's Runescape run?

*unfunny

but dude we ARE LEGION WE CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN WE ARE TROLLS
LETS RISE UP

Just me

(you)

>Yea Forums in charge of being subtle

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Two, if you read the very thread you're in you would know this, you dumb nigger you.

your kind goes there

Errands. Apologies for the delay. Working through my footage.

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Zoomers btfo

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It's literally a Mario64 copycat and part of the 5th gen shovelware craze

Except it came out 2 years later.

>they made him put the gloves back on
Its too late he already touched the shield

they straight up cheated.
they identify as one creature, it's why they refuse to go out in public separately. Bottle's drill seargent cousin fixes them in the sequel with army therapy.

THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF THICCNESS

Banjo has more soul

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why is it that all speedrunning communities tell you to go to their discord now if you want to get into it? whatever happened to compiling info into a wiki that people could access without having to wait for someone to show up and explain it to you?

Ahh, "my wife's son" and "dial 8" those were the days.

BASED

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>The tech crew at #SGDQ2019 are hard at work getting stuff working again!

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Whatever happened to that steve discord anyways?

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Welcome back, my friend.

give me a webm of that sweet chainmail that's too small for anyone above 3'

EEKUM BOKUM

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I fucking love Banjo Kazooie AND Banjo Tooie!

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The info is stored on the discord in a pinned message instead. Why set up a wiki when you can put it in a discord which lets you chat with other people AND see that data?

they're still here, probably seething over an old bear for no reason

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that work station sucks

It's cool sir

BREEEEE

OH CHRIST

Etika´s fate

Just seems really fucked to me to do a "speedrun" category that requires 2+ hours of prep work in-game before you start the clock.

someone post the picture of their fucking cable management
that shit is why setup time is so fucking long for a lot of games

no fun allowed, jeez

Wikis are dead, unfortunately. Discord sucks for compiling information, I agree, but that's how it is now. It doesn't help that Google cucks the fuck out of Wiki sites in their search results now because they want you to use their own smart system instead. You can't even get Wikipedia itself as a top result anymore.

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how's this race been? just got here

I NEED NEW BATTERIES FOR MY GAMEBOY RIGHT NOW

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people are retarded, found a new tool and tried to apply it to every aspect of their lives. fighting games are also suffering under this same faggotry. it's gotten exponentially harder to find good up to date info about characters frame data etc thanks to the migration to dicsord.

It's just a way of small communities increasing their numbers. Information can be collected in discords but it's not nearly as easy to find as wikis, I hate it. I'm part of a small game community and there are zero infographics or anything, you have to trawl through the pinned posts.

THEY'RE IN

>all that cleaning gear
disgusting americans need it

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Imagine how much destruction one (1) cat could do here

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fucking fire hazard

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I'm bringing back old memes bros

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I hope we see Game Over Grunty

>filename
user be honest, you're here for shitposting drama.

Remember when one guy lost 8 minutes to the next trick?

HAGG IS GOING TO CHOKE

I'll see what I can do.

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Pretty Jiggy 2bh.

I just threw up, what the fuck.

How hard is it to show up literally a day or two earlier to properly manage that shit.

I mean.... It's literally in their name.
"Doctors without boarders"
As in, "we will render aid to anyone regardless of race, religion, country of origin, or opinion"

No shit they are going to get ISIS fighters in the mix.

Wikis are always top results for me, I don't know what you're on about

no

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger is the best 3d platformer ever created.

>fighting games are also suffering under this same faggotry. it's gotten exponentially harder to find good up to date info about characters frame data etc thanks to the migration to dicsord.
this so much. If it has to be this way I wish Discord would figure a way to implement some archival system into their servers so you can have a sort of "wiki" right there.

I like both games

Based

There's nothing wrong with doing porn dude

TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOW
THROUGH THE WAAAAAAAAALLLL

>hype banjo race
>just sharted myself

this is the life bros

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I haven't since AGDQ

pretty sure they're only doing for the marathon. It gives them more tools to work with and makes for a more interesting looking run.

BREE
BREE
BREEE

tacky

not even close. Mario 64, Sly Cooper 1,2,3 and spyro 2,3

wristlet

>Hag
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

FREEZEASY PEAK MUSIC

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why don't they just slam them full of morphine and really fix the problem while they're at it?

>shouting out SimpleFlips
BANNED

This is strictly for entertainment. Its like how Golden Sun races start after the tutorial in Vale.

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>Boarders

That isn't a typo, that's just plain retardation.

SHOUTOUTS TO THE CREW! SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB!

just hangin' out, bros

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the fucking search function, the pin function, and channels you can set to read only except owner or whatever to post updates for content. The tools are absolutely there.

this sucks banjo is gay
>dabs

>"ladies"

>through

I haven't showered in a month. I don't leave the house or see anyone. I've been watching GDQ for about 14 hours a day since it started.

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kazooie shut the fuck up

"BRRRI BRRRI BRRRI BRRRI BRRRI"

wait til the race is over to clean yourself

>shoutout to all the ladies will someone please have sex with me? keep kicking ass

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thanks user

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Shout out to all the ladies for existing, very cool!

back to fortnite

I work in weddings and graduations and literally everything is setup just a few hours earlier, you can't leave equipment laying around for days on venues.

YOUVE BEEN KNOMED

GOLEM GET YE GONE

what's wrong with simpleflips?

user that was a woman

ALL MY (((LADIES)))

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>god tier game
>great race with both runners losing time and making comebacks back to back
This is it guys.

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Zoomers fucking seething 20k more people are watching it than Fortnite

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Actually decided to do something else with my life besides shitpost on these threads. I'm back for a bit though, any updates with the MeToo camwhore drama?

Or the drug deal 8 punch thing?

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WOAH, A RACE WHERE BOTH PLAYERS ARE IN THE LEAD?!

Based.

>Banjo run
>No Stiv
It's just not the same bros

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inb4 hag starts doing shots after being up for 25 hours

I suppose ultimately if enough people want to run a run like that it's not my place to tell them they're wrong. I just prefer to see speedruns that start from a blank unmodified game and show off the pinnacle of how quickly those games can be broken open. Like i'd find a Super Metroid speedrun a lot less interesting if they used a glitch that let them start with high speed boots and screw attack especially if it required another save file that had those items.

The Christmas level is comfy as fuck

>a month
>14 hours a day
You gotta get those numbers up, rook.

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>Chibi
I like that chump

It’s honestly good Stiv isn’t in this race. It would be over already

TRANNIES WILL NEVER BE REAL WOMEN!!!

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She deleted her tweets

based

There are tools there to find the information but it's objectively less organized than a Wiki would be. Discord just doesn't have enough sorting options. I think the servers are very useful for new breakthroughs because it brings a lot of people together to put their minds onto a single subject but you have to admit that compiling information isn't as clean.

The chick in the back looks like she's interested

Yeah, the venue should just give them the rooms for an entire extra day or two for set up

Shout out to all the vaginas out there

based

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>Smash
>Good GDQ race
>More viewers than Fortnite
I've never seen video game characters have such a good year like B&K are having despite not even having a fucking game coming out.

OH NONONO HAG

I get that, but that is such shoddy management that would literally take a couple of hours to fix, fuck, I've even fixed shit in a worse state (albeit a smaller scale) in 2 hours. Cable ties with Velcro are a fucking wonder.

wanna drape this over my dick and balls desu

are they joking about the script thing? I know it can be a meme but I have autism and can’t actually tell.

shout out to all 2d woman out there

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you guys are all wrong. This is done every run, and its not 2 hours of prep work, it requires a file with access to furnace fun, then its only 5 minutes everytime you start a new run.

So how does the washing machine transformation work in this anyway? Is it RNG? Is it possible one of them could get fucked by it?

nah, you're right.
I wasn't thinking about the spelling and it came out that way.

the chainmail looks great but what in the fuck is the point? is it just meant as a flag you hand up somewhere? Why use chainmail for that?

>This run
HOLY CHOKE
10/10 run

thats literally what they said retard

shout out to all the 2D lewd posters out there

W A H E Y
A
H
E
Y

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don't we have a newer one? This shit is like 5 years old allready.

Wa-Hey

Chainmail looks rad

WAHEY

>sorting options
I mean that sounds more like a formatting fuckup on the owner of the server than something else. I agree wikis are better but we don't live in 2009 anymore, they're not what normalfags use. I'm glad we're past the days of BB frame data getting shared in fucking skype groups.

>toddlermail

thanks m8

WAHEY

>almost lost the race
Holy shit lmao

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Yes it’s RNG and yes it could fuck them

kys

Pathetic, but expected and typical

Yeah. I mean I'm not really upset about using Discord, like I said I think it's a good tool. That doesn't mean that I don't think it could be improved with more features.

looks like this is actually used in BK speedruns. basically it's like a New Game + category.

him

I think it's inferred that they specifically go to places where the bombniggers are in order to help them when they get clipped trying to kill Christians

>Pooh bear
Oh shit, the chinese goverment is into this scam too.

POOL'S CLOSED

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No wonder he is choking, he didn't have his shots

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Anyone else just kinda want to FUCK Kazooey?

And now we have another $1000 anonymous donation with no comment!

Thank you so much!

Is there any game that has been specifically designed for speed running? No RNG, fast but hard to master movement? Seems like an untapped market.

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>(((ANONYMOUS $1000 DONATION)))

what noise does he make

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shut up tranny

She won.

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it was me

They really need to work better on their reaction to $1000 donations if they want people to believe they are actually legit. Their "surprise" is so fake.

>1k donation
>anonymous
>no comment
like clockwork.

kys

hey user i just broke the Banjo Kazooie Any% world record, turns out if you have a save file that's beaten gruntilda all you have to do is load it and you've beaten the game. I got a time of 0:00:37.

Did you see the last 3 runs?

bing bing wahooo

>too real
Damn...

WHERES THE LAMB, SAUCE!?!?!?!

WAHEY
WAHEY
MSF USES DONATION MONEY TO SMUGGLE REFUGEES INTO EUROPE
WAHEY

>not knowing boggy's wife is in tooie
fake banjo fans out here

Tons. It's not an untapped market, you just don't follow it.

Dilate.

There are plenty. None of them have any soul.

new thread

ur ghey

wahey

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That's the joke. She's not in THIS game.

Dustforce is basically that. also i think i've seen other indie games with a speedrun mode where cutscenes are automatically skipped. I think Axiom Verge had that.

3 months here
Have been watching 21 hours then taking 3 hour naps

IIRC rabi ribi has an actual speedrun mode

>through

I'm not going to Google someones name and 'pornhub' for you.

Guh-huh?!

Can someone explain what happened, I've been absent

good

erome.com/a/PbkjkALA

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this game is so easy

>chainmailnlet

It's a baby game

I want to fuck her fat rolls!

fuck you

It's very difficult to not get bored and quit

it's a journey of uplifting soul,
not breaking down.

>STIV not hosting the GDQ stream
Ouch!

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it's a generic collectathon made for nintendo zoomers with too much time on their hands, what did you expect

don't be such a faggot. like I said, it's a separate category. And a race. It's just for fun goddamn

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>she deleted her tweet accusing Caleb
What happened? Did she get banned?

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>tfw prepping several bait posts for the next thread

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