SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

gonna swag in your mouth, bro

How can you even be this good at videogames?

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so if the chick made up a rape accusation caleb has to report it

fuck these thots who lie

Run is pretty comfy/10

>starved of tranny drama, tourists begin a new twitter witch hunt

How dare you insist that people provide proof for accusations! I"m going to try to publicly shame you for exhibiting ethical behavior!

based

>Zach
Lol, cringe.

SSS

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How's the run so far?

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I'd donate to this

>meanwhile, when you're Mike Jewyama and have millions of dollars

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>Geese Fucking Howard track for the final bowser

based

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HOLY FUCK GUYS HAVE WE TOLD YOU >HOW FUCKING CRAZY THE GUY WHO MADE THIS IS?!! THE DUDE IS A COMPLETE SOCIOPATH, SADISTIC TO THE FUCKING CORE!!
>Is it me, or is it getting crazier out there?

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based and good list

caleb does 100% ff7 speedruns

do you think he cares about women at all?

>still no proof

>People asking for proof are 0 iq incels
Sounds like this dude needs to have sex.

>Some Super Monkey Ball 2 racing going on in the Tourney room! Always need to go fast!

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>how dare you defend yourselves and ask for evidence!

How much patience and autismo you gotta have to make and beat these levels. Jesus christ seriously.

Why the cape was never in another game?

>post bait
>seee? harassment!!!

So this is how it is uh? Also anime twitter posters need to be gassed

who

>all of these exposing hot takes of people burning bridges with their own audience

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>skinny black furry tries to buy drugs and gets the shit kicked out of him
>caleb groped notorious thot cincinancy
>tranny/TERF war continues
>shift banished from GDQ for 2 years because he called someone a faggot on stream 2 years ago

fake and gay list

CHOKE

what thw FUCK did he mean by this???

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what made Metroid prime 2 so bad?

Y-you all speedrun grand poo 2 right ? I mean you are true gamers right? It’s not that hard I mean you have beaten it at least .... right? I mean I’d be fucking embarrassed if I hadn’t . But I’m sure you all have since you are real gamers... :^)

Why can't Nintendo make harder bossfights like these?

>I was sexually assaulted but won't file a police report

Damn I was looking forward to the banjo run as I've never played the game before but it's a race. Uncomfy as hell

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Dude is desperate for some pussy huh.

what materia does caleb equip in order to silence thots

CRY SOME MORE

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what song is this

clips.twitch.tv/ResilientCredulousCourgetteStrawBeary

Reminder that we're up to 3 bans so far this year

ssb melee

>fatbody could have stumbled on the hotel's drug operation
>instead nothing came out of that and now all we have is the usual rape accusation drama
Boring

Fuck off with your drama. Banjo is starting soon.

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Lmao these people are so far up their own ass they have no grasp of basic logic anymore. They only know how to lump buzzwords on top of shit they don't like without any thought.

Yea Forums reporting in

Okay now this is based

This user touched my butt behind the couch

I'll give you two guesses, but you're only going to need one.

>tfw no friends

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>you reacted to the sexual assault hearsay in the wrong way

Caleb who? Calebhart? Isn't he banned from GDQ?
Run is fine but Barb, Dode and Poo look so awkward sitting on that couch just watching while Mitch keeps trying to get them to hype up.

theme of geese howard

The lowest IQ possible is like 4

MY ASSHOLE CAN'T BE CLENCHED ANY HARDER!

>Circle Jerk
>Circle Jerk
>Circle Jerk
>Circle Jerk
>Circle Jerk

>GUYS HE SO SKILLFUL PURE SKILL I TELL YOU
>first non muscle memory rng level
>chokes

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>tfw sharing a name with such faggots

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nice samefag, user

this fight is making my blood pressure go up, jesus fuck

>get home and turn on AGDQ
>mario shit

Why do you people like this trash mario shit?

seething

>stop watching gdq and go play some Shenmue
>come back and Fatbody's after getting slapped up over some drugs
>stop watching gdq and play some DOA5
>come back and Shift is banned
>stop watching gdq and play some Silver Case
>come back and Caleb's getting accused of rape
Jesus, lads.

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Yea Forums reporting in

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>"speed"run
>casually dying to bosses
just gdq things

CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE

>Geese theme

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/k/ standing by

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He's bad lmao

>Runner dies on boss 5 times

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>2 years ago
Actually it was ten years ago.

>nintendo kiddie shit
who cares?

Because they cater to a difference audience.
Accessibility is a must

Anime user better reply with her cam vid again.

I mean I feel you're meming, but this does legitimately look like a great boss fight.

Imagine you are a girl. Some guy you know grabs your ass at a bar and walks off, what do you do? What can you do? Obviously it would be impossible to prove.

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Imagine dating a turbo skank.

Relax and have sex

LETS GET SOME PUSSY TONIGHT

t. tranny

/trash/ at your service

I knew this fight was coming and mitch almost dicked it down on the first try, but now we have what I expected!

>constantly has a redbull in his hand
>paying $10 per death
How much do you think redbull gave this dude?

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>I just wanted to tentatively accuse someone of a crime and see if anyone else could provide proof of something I think they did
>so what if this causes a bunch of drama and ends up with someone I don't like being banned from an event
>why would I give a shit about if he suffers any consequences? I don't like him.

>skinny titlet denied by chadgod caleb because he has to focus on FF7
>HE RAPED ME GUYS

Where is the poverty chat? I want some background noise while making the occasional witty line.

Someone help, this man is choking

>I DIDN'T EXPECT THE TWEET TO SNOWBALL
AS IN
>I DIDN'T EXPECT TO NEED TO PROVIDE PROOF

this entire event has been so fucking dumb and i feel like i lost 20 IQ having been an observer of it

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>I don't have proof

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It will be comfy.

Based timer retards.

Because it’s skill and video games not whatever faggot shit you like

/fit/ here

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>The only reason I tweeted it is because obviously I didn't have "proof" but I needed to know if anyone else was made to feel uncomfortable or unsafe. I got my answer and the tweet was gone in an hour.
Her original tweet claimed that multiple girls were victims of his "inappropriate touching" yet now she's looking for more accusers?
See

/vp/ here

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Yea Forums here

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caleb unironically thinks he is the alpha male of the speedrunning community. imagine being goose but 10X cringier

>Isn't he banned from GDQ?
only from being on stream.

That was exciting!

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Rate this run!

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RATE THE RUN

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Based Zach

>Streamer hot video
EW

FUCK THE DRAMA RATE THE RUN

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Everyone knows Caleb is "unspoken" head of that alt-right toxic masculinity group

>Banjo race with based duck
HOLYBASED

>Hagginater
HOLY CRINGE I AM OUT

on the bright side, even some of the biggest GDQ shills agree that Shift's ban was bullshit and clearly because of a troll, but the actual staff is too stuck up their own asses to admit that.

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7/10

fuck off dork

SS

Toko show me that CUNNY

Please respond.

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A. Fuck Yea Forums

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the hell is going on in this clip

Flying over levels isn't fun.

Is Caleb gonna have to choc a bo?

Is that a fucking Tarzan Boy remix playing at the end of this? Why?

It's XBone property now.

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S

best of show so far

B

A+

Fuck zoomers.

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im kinda burned out of kaizo at this point, but still its a S

Even casuals can do something harder than jump on bowsers head 3 times

Based Bonbi poster.

S Very fun

SSSSSSS

ignore the salty cunts who think they can’t take about the game because they made it

>watching that shit instead of talking about the drama

SSS

based negalist poster, keep it up

if only actual mario games had bowser fights that good

(B)retty good

Just came from work, did I miss something interesting?

@ me when the next game starts

>Tarzan Boy credit music
based

/pol/ here
AMA

A

SS

DUDE WOMEN ALWAYS LIE AND MEN ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH! PRAISE KEK AND VOTE TRUMP!

Every time I open GDQ, they run some ancient Nintendo shit.

Where are the REAL games not for toddlers?

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it hurts fellow zach bro

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SSS

Run was pretty good!

I liked
A

SSS tier. Max comfy

SSS insanity

caleb "rape is hello in japan" hart

Y-you all speedrun grand poo 2 right ? I mean you are true gamers right? It’s not that hard I mean you have beaten it at least .... right? I mean I’d be fucking embarrassed if I hadn’t . But I’m sure you all have since you are real gamers... :^)

SS for me

Far right save name

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>cutting away during the ending message
shout out to the retarded tech crew

B, it's just too much kaizo in a row. If it hadn't followed hours and hours of similar stuff it would've been way more enjoyable.

Was too busy arguing about men being falsely accused of rape to watch, sorry

Yea Forums here

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She claimed Caleb was grabbing on other girls too, where are they?

SS tier to trigger the drama/v/

S
Really fun to watch despite Tech crew fuck ups

S. Lots of impressive skill in there!

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>comfy banjo race
gonna ger out my dick and fuck iot

SSS best so far

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you need to cope man

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>thread all about speed running games
>just people being gossiping fucks about nobodies

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Yea Forums here

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to be fair, poo world 2 bowser gets more difficult and gets new moves every time you die.

This, but unironically.

>2 hours race
>at 2am in the morning
well fug

Why did he do it?

Burden of proof is always on the accuser. Every time there has been proof, the guy get

Don't worry my girlfriend is fucking me right now to make me feel less jealous of the circle jerking, she wants me to cum once the banjo comes up.

Saw a mouse in my room. Guess I’m staying up for banjo now

Wow, it's fucking nothing.

They were abducted by Caleb. Obviously.

even as an ironic position you oppose this is retarded to say. Women and men both lie at every chance they get if they think it'll improve their position in the world. that's why policies based on trusting ANYONE are retarded.

nice edit samefag

SSS

And all you drama llamas missed it over your bullshit

you got it backwards user

is everyone there mentally challenged?

/o/ standing by

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7/10

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I can inspect element too, user
not fooling anyone and 4chanx says otherwise

SS
GPW2 is genuinely difficult no matter how much you practice unlike other kaizo. I’m glad it showed up to GDQ.

KEK

No, you're confusing it with the time he lynched that one gay dude on ustream

mein negros

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That isn't the accuser, is it?

What were the other 2?

Not gonna lie
I liked super meat boy when it came out
I remember getting drunk and playing it

/pol/ here, fuck the mentally ill people known as trannies!

*gets his rapist ass thrown in jail
Accidentally hit auto post

Leave it to a white woman to start pointless drama. Plus she' a legit whore so she's just pure garbage.

Dead lol

no pits/10

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caleb equipped the RAPE ALL materia

Why don't you stream yourself trying to complete even one of the SMW romhack levels shown in the last 4 hours?
I mean toddler games sure have to be completable by toddlers right?

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Are you all ready for GUH HUH?

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so mitch and poo are gay for each other right?

LMAO

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S
cool levels, some choking but made it fun to watch/edge of the seat feeling

D

>think these romhacks are over with
>not done
Enough is enough. It's run its course!

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I know you're baiting but sexual assault is an extremely hurtful accusation that can literally ruin lives.
Proof must be provided alongside the accusation but I'm not denying that sometimes that's not 100% possible.

>that fat belly

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>build her fuck her impregnate

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>too stupid to realize there are other posters in the thread
just cope milafag, no one likes your shitty tranny-advocating list

oh shit i thought it was something being screamed by one of the couch dudes, what a bunch of retards hahah

But she only has to prove stuff for the authorities, not for the internet at large. Why get invested in this stuff when you're disconnected from either party?

oh up until now i thought ASS was the main offender. now i understand

the fuck is wrong with women for real though?

FUCKING FANTASTIC, DOUBLE S BAYBEE

its her

Based af.

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This run was borderline sneedchuckian. But it says the Kazooie run is like in 30 minutes. Yikes.

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>she also deleted the tweet of her drinking at the pool when the sign clearly said no drinking at the pool

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former /pol/tard reporting

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try again incel

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wouldn't that technically be two separate materia?

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Timer coordinator needs to be fired lel

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/o/ here
Yo.

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I like it. Decent platformer. Don't think that's a hot take or anything my guy

I've watched only a few of these xGDQ vods over the years. Was DKC2 really B at best? Because I thought it was excellent and if that really is the case then the other runs must be fucking incredible.

ME ME ME MEEEE

MY BIRTHDAY! USSSSS!

MEEEEE

>too stupid to realize there are other posters in the thread
you just proved my point, user

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE THEY ADVERTISED THIS SHITTY SUPER MEAT BOY SPINOFF NOW

This game must be in absolute developer hell, I'll bet they tried too hard to ride that success wave of SMB, dumped a huge budget on this new game, and then realised they bit off more than they can choose and now it's a money pit taking 6x longer to finish than they thought

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it's her

Fuck this "HE GRABBED MY ASS" drama, someone tell me who this big pure qtpie is on the couch so I can follow him on Twitch

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anime girls are the best

any issue a woman has can be traced back to her relationship with her father

Jesus christ
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>Yea Forumsirgins spamming her twitter with pornhub links
Based

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yes, caleb decided raping one target was not enough

>ads
CRINGE!

>feet on the couch
Gross, hope he got banned.

eggmund is busy adding extra multiplayer babies :^)

everyone already knows you're a samefaggot milafag

>thought this dogshit was over
>its not

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is banjo seriously not starting for another hour?

He's never going to fuck you, user

Say hello to your a/v crew for the week

>Burden of proof is always on the accuser
Except when America has to invade foreign countries.

Americans are a joke.

ATTENTION

stop being incels please

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Someone get me up to date, what happened with this chick? Someone got banned? What happened

This. He's also the same person who flipped his shit because Zelda randomizer ended up in B and not C. True unadulterated autism.

Who /randomly rating the runs multiple times with out even watching/ here to be a dick.

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probably 20 bings or so

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE BANJO FACTORY?!

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B-B-BUT IT IS SSS TIER user!!!!

Added Poo World to S tier.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // Super Mario World (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // Super Mario Bros 3 // Invictus // Grand Poo World 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // Fire Emblem Fates // Kingdom Hearts 3
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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(((doctors without borders)))

Yikes

>girlfriend (male)

>mfw the alt-right of the gamer community comes out of the wood work and rears its ugly face to defend Caleb

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is there anything more boring than 2d mario shit?

Bitch, I finished Hotline Miami 2 on Hard Mode, every level with S score.
Do you really believe that you ninshit for toddlers is challenging and harder than HM2? My fucking sides.

A

The absolute madman!!

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Name a better speedrunning community than the SMW kaizo community.

I don't have double standards, Iraq War was fucking retarded and so is believing baseless accusations from women.

>Yikes
You mean kikes?

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people donated for that?

actual women?

>5 S tiers
just off yourself

You've shit up the list with far too many personal opinions

I watched it. It was alright.

Most of them

Thank you for your efforts miss anime explosion lady!

Romhack mods of 2d mario shit

>and now we are joined by all of Caleb Hart's rape victims here to tell us their stories
Man, they got this segment together fast.

holy fuck nikasaur is fat

is that bubs?

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What happened in prime 2?

You guys wanted a big tittied goth waifu. There she is. You're welcome.

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zoomzoom needs flashy graphics and depth

Zelda games and various other Nintendo games and games they pick for the GDQ venues.
The lack of PC games in general is always disgusting.

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>nikasaur
This slut used to be thin and do something for LoL right?

>knitler runs the non main events
good to know to never tune into them.

yikes the samefaggotry stinks over here!

3 WOMEN, 1 MAN, 1 TRANS
for those wondering

OH MY GOD IT’S KNITTLER

monkeypaw be gone

Is he gonna get into speedrunning?

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16 S tier runs

YIKES!

what the fuck i come back to the stream and there are 5 trannies staring into the camera

holy CHRIST is that the former Nika from Riot? What the fuck happened???

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HOTFIX SLUTS

That hairdyed Chad is LITERALLY surrounded by pussy..
He's not gonna get #metoo'd
He's gonna get #me4'd

>takes two of them to pick up a tv this size

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Why are people so excited for listening to ROOROOROOROOROOROO for 2 hours? Banjo 100% is a boring ass run.

One is not like the other...

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miles

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

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yeah

/k/ommando reporting in from the fishing hole

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I would fuck her to be honest

>person is making their own tier list
>people complain its personal

me me me me

OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT SERIOUSLY KNITLER??!!

she was the community manager for league of legends, yes.

keep coping autist

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>dyed hair
Stupid beta male.

absolute unit

US politics bad ending%

I'm already married!

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All of these people are unironically skinnier than the average american.

CAN YOU STOP??????

NOT LIKE THIS AAAA

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jesus christ nikasaur turned into such a fat cow
to think I used to be into her

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>tfw bald
>tfw seeing people give retarded colors to their hair
IT'S NOT FAIR

>Nikasaur

Isn't that the chick who used to be in the LoL videos? Jesus, What happened to her?

Is the goth the trans

youtube.com/watch?v=TuBi7KJtqKE

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>I got my answer and the tweet was gone in an hour
I thought she deleted it because someone posted the pornhub video of her masturbating

Don't care, I still wanna know

yes the summoner showcase/spotlight

she used to be supreme qt... it's a damn shame what happened

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she(female) has several solo porn vids online

>not looking at drama and banjo

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Who isn't a tranny here?

You mean two?

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Rollin'.

Wait is that Nikasaur on the left?
Holy shit

100% runs just seem like a bad idea for prime time in general. Zelda yesterday was a prime example of this.

What do you call this sitting position?

knitler is actually lookin pretty good here

HOLY FUCK IS THIS SLAMBEAST NIKASAUR FROM RIOT GAMES??? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK HAPPENED TO HER??

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wait did she eat nikosaur or something? surely that can't be the same person.

>I can inspect element to not make me look bad!
make a webm user to prove me otherwise, unless you're a pussy to accept defeat

>NOOOOOOOO PEOPLE VOTED WELL ON GOOD RUNS

which one is that supposed to be?

Please stop posting Twitter drama.

>fgsfds
That's a blast from the past.

Your fucking sides might back that fact up or stream themselves complete one of these levels shown so far faggot.

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Would rail with the force of a thousand suns, I wanna see some shockwaves. Hope she like belly rubs.

FIVE GIRLS (soon)

What's the drama counter so far?

Drug dealer got punched
Beanie wearing child's game runner called someone a faggot
Caleb raped someone.

Anything else?

i'm going to watch metroid prime 2 thanks

Just dye your head skin bro

Shut the fuck up dramafags and go back to plebbit

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no, top right

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what an attention whore

>There's one trap
>TinaHacks

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>Knitler is still there and helps run streams
LMAO THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

Why do people make these?
imgur.com/r/speedrun/87myrfW

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>all of these zoomers who recognize some lol thot
fucking get out

Glover ASS and FAG file names.

Congrats on her. I lost 40lbs in 6 months worth of time.

bottom left

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I think it's Tinahacks, but I've never seen proof that she/he is a tranny. I just chalk it up that Tina is a very homely looking woman.

I don’t like SPOOKS

THE knitler? what

the people being interviewed right now

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its cybertranny spinning up shit

there was this too
assmad trannies
twitter.com/Hi_Cial/status/1143888872276922368

Thanks Google

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So people know how based Caleb is

I'd still fuck Nikasaur. Slampiggy

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There's no fucking way...
How do women do this?
Do they evolve like pokemon?

What the hell does it take to get into SS!?

Bros, I want to FUCK Knitler
>about to cum
>"Can you just stop?"

drop the link then bud, lest you be a larping faggot

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Second guess

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>you have to do this thing!
>but i don't so i can keep samefagging my shitty tier list

guy?

literally just spamming the same letter

she cute

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Enjoy the 8th Wonder of the World
Claris' voice

>People say discord trannies aren't real
>People have said that "Knitler being a behind the scenes person" is a conspiracy theory
>People have said that Speedrunning/Gaming Events in general having a disproportionate amount of trans people is a myth perpetuated by bigots/incels
God am I missing anything else

Fatasaur lmao

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proof league ruins everything

>Split/Second
Guy memed so hard and his GF got so horny she wet the couch.

I saw Caleb do a frame perfect rape last night. I’m not a fan of rape but it was honestly lit.

>most of the stuff isn't even caleb
>the stuff that is caleb is him calling out attention whores
reddit is beyond retarded

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Hope he kills himself

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Wish they'd replace these interviews with something interesting

Good riddance, Caleb sounds like a bigot

like pottery user, not even the same user you talked to before but wanted to see your schizo response

>Women only event
I guarantee there will be several penises in attendance.

>Women's only speedrunning marathon

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>faith
>it's the fucking hyena

these furry fucks are doing it on purpose

>women

That's a girl retard

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>women only

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Does he different aliases cause it seems almost all posts are made by other people.

I feel bad that her skin is so poor that it makes her look way older than she is.

>"women" only

name one of your files FAG

He looks gay but I bet this dude has been in every hole depicted here.

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>online only
>nobody had a cam
>boring games
>shit performance
Way to go women.

the voice is what makes it

How many of those 30 were trannies? Genuinely curious

exactly

>nikas
>nikasaur
>nikasil
>nikasil plating
>nikasaur fat
man google is pretty mean about this.

WHERES BANJO
FUCK THESE SHITTY INTERVIEWS

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>women only
>it's all men with a wig

He even finished under estimate

Threadly reminder that Trannies are subhuman mentally ill scum that mutilate their genitals and need to die.

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no porn of faith yet

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So what's the actual male:female ratio of this "women only" speedrunning marathon?

“Women”

it already happened and was full of trannies

>Woman Only Speedrun event
Official Marathon Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=5D3crqpClPY

Even his own?

>BOOBS BOOBS GIRL BOOBS GIRL GIRL BOOBS
I swear this dude talks in code.

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Wrong. He WANTS to be. They are using him. He is one tweet away from getting MeToo'd out of their group income.

>100 women in discord
I want to join so I can send them unsolicited dick pics

>bigot
stale. [current year] was last year m8.
you're in Trump's America now

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

>inb4 Hagginater rage quits when he misses a jump in Click Clock Wood

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>damn that girl is the only good looking one there
>somebody says it's Knitler
>wait what...really?

She is the rare instance where somebody became less annoying and more attractive. Kinda weird.

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Soon. Thread need sticky for Banjo.

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What the fuck is her problem

Poo world was literally nothing but self promotion, it was garbo

Fuck this interview!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>100 women
You mean 4 girls and 96 dudes, right?

which of the "he"s you mean?

I bet this bitch loves it in the ass

No way this women gets paid for this

Is that the knitting chick?

>Yoshi was saved and @Mitchflowerpwer completed an insane run of Grand Poo World 2! We've got Banjo-Kazooie coming up next!

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FUCK MODS
FUCK JANNIES

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he'd look handsome without that haircut and without the dyed hair, why the fuck would you do present yourself like that

Nah not drama, same tier as people forgetting to turn off steam overlay.

Oh yeah, classic assmad trannies.

That was autism but not drama.
First I've heard about her wetting the couch though, source?

Spectacular
Imagine being an actual female speedrunner unable to speak out about this shit

Yes. That is Knitler.

>men
let's make a community!
>women
let's make a female only community!
why do they tend to do this?

Now that I think about it, every time Caleb runs FF7 he always mistakenly calls it Chocobo "raping" instead of racing. Then he corrects himself and smirks. Always seemed a little odd, but I didn't pay too much attention to it. I guess the signs were there.

Girl, boob, boobs, GIRL!

>implying trump has made any difference at all

>Women's only speedrunning

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i wanna fuck that fat girl

So sending your dick to guys?
Sounds gay user

Going to tuck my dick and submit for Frame Fatales, wish me luck!

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>Women only discord
>100
Yeah totally.

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she looks homely

>women only

>all the best runners are actually men

lmao

It's funnier if you imagine that he's desperately trying to say it to convince himself.

>ANOTHER FRAME FATALE
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? NO STRAIGHT PERSON ASKED FOR THIS
>last one was 55% female 45% tranny 100% garbage gameplay

If you don't like this interview you can go have sex, incel :)

>Zelda: Link Between Worlds
What was wrong with this one, just boring? I only caught the last few minutes of it.

yikes

boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/Screenshot_20190626_092208/

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whats on next?

>kill me

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Wait isn't there already a Rosalina amiibo? Why the fuck would somebody make this?

Got getting $10k donations their giveaways sure are dogshit

>painted amiibos
I'd be mad if I donated and won that shit.

Link got shaohed what's it say

She was never really that bad. She made one stupid (egregiously stupid, I agree) mistake, but she's been nothing but great since. She's the reason the stream rooms don't ban people for doing stupid, silly shit now, she's the reason we've had more than just the 2 main events for the year (Including gdqX, the one that was the best event since 2014 for that hurricane relief fund).

Killing me bahahhaha

bro take these faggots off and start the run

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user......

This is interesting because

>trannies

So a lot of the good runners will be dominating the female only runs because they are actually men who have played a lot already.

Would you fuck Knitler? Be honest. Keep in mind that she may ask you to stop.

Do you have a cute butt?

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which one?

>I guarantee there will be several penises in attendance.

Literally on the first run commentator was a man. He didnt even try to hide it

>banjo kazooie chainmail
now this is MY kind of autism!

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>Then he corrects himself and smirks
Don't forget that he stares at the camera WHILE he smirks.

it's funny because it's happening to caleb

God I can't wait to hear about Johnald offing himself.

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Isn't Hagginater the dude who drank his own piss on stream?

wait, did she delete the tweets?

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>Banjo Kazooie Chainmail
Why? why chainmal? what does chainmail have to do with banjo?

Remember when GDQ used to give games and consoles as prizes? Now they get this hand crafted shit.

>breaking pasta in half
fuck snakes

>implying it couldn't be miserably worse

Guys that sat on the couch after her, were pissed about the weird wet shit on the couch. People are saying it was her getting so horny she was leaking out because she kept adjusting herself.

alright this guy sucks, now I understand why sent does the prize stuff

LMAO

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what's the difference between a danger noodle and a nope rope?

wtf are you supposed to do with a 12x12 piece of chainmail with banjo kazooie on it

THIS
mods pls sticky

well, Yea Forums ?

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START THE FUCKING BANJO RACE

Have you ever seen what happens when a girl reveals herself on Yea Forums? That's why

based prize goblin

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>custom built banjo kazooie n64
literally just a brown n64 with 2 stickers on it lmfao

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So SCUFFED man, scuffed scuffed scuffed scuffed scuffed scuffed scuffed scuffed scuffed

What was that?

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>Punch-Out!! (Wii)
Make the new fucking game, Nintendo

I don't care about all this incel and alt-right vein poppin shit, since I know that's simply the state of America, but this is actually just sad and insulting.

fuck you and your inflated scores. way too many runs above A

I enjoyed the tricks and all because I love the game but 100% was a mistake.

>chainmail
>not even big enough to wear it
fucking christ
I'm a larpfag and would totally wear BK chainmail when skewering fags but why does it look like you'd have to be a toddler to wear it?

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There is an n64 as a prize

Bottom two.

Almost like I said threadly reminder, you fucking dip.

nintendo actually told them to cut that shit out

>skip

No, she met me and tried her best to perma delete them all, I will even admit to being a cuck.

soon anoin soon

b-bottom right?

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7.5/10

here's your reminder to dilate

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Virginity protection delivered by Nintendo

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err1 but top right

>grease goblin is still holding up the sword

100% run of a game not particularly speedrun friendly to begin with. so yeah, super boring. Oh and the runner was super fucking annoying, i don't think he shut his mouth once in the 3 hour run. and every time he talked it was shit like "If I get the spin attack just right, i can... see i cleared the circle of enemies in a single spin attack!"

Not yet, the AV crew has to plug in the video hookups into the capture card, and the guy working the stream has to change all the titles. ETA, 48 mins from now

Yeah I triggered some dude in the Halo general when I used a mic.

who wants to put on a wig and run a game at Femme Fatales with me?

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JUST START BANJO AAAAA

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#notmypresident

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these look bad

youtu.be/Z9swmUat10U

Haggs gunna win

These dumb Sent kike sketches might be cringe but they are still the funniest non accidental thing these events have these days.

FUCK that webm is solid man

Covert Muffin Pog

what the fuck is wrong with mumbo's mouth

prize goblin is king

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knitler still a bitch I see

>COVERTMUFFIN DURING MY BANJO KAZOOIE RUN
why did it have to be like this ;_; i wanna hear GUH HUHs, not FWAHAHAs

I would but i suck at video games

No, but I have boobs.

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>mario block
>one actual mario game
>it was locked behind a donation incentive

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that file name

The only exciting bits were the first few minutes for the sequence break and the last few for the tower and the end.

>2 hour race
yawn

Because you'd have to be a toddler to like Banjo.

easy, but had to take her hair as well because these have a minimum of 3 tiles oyu have to choose

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IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PAC MAN WORLD RUN COMING UP LATER

youtube.com/watch?v=gujwl9HmXSE
FWAHAHAHA

so do women, we'll blend right in

MAKE NEW THREAD.

Reminder that MSF:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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Seriously, this. The more people spam any tweet she makes with that video the better for trying to start shit for no reason.

>Yea Forums puts on a wig to compete at female only speedrun event but gets destroyed by actual females
kino

seems weird that they'd bother to do that, but not bother to bring the axe down on speedruns that use ROMS.

Lame. I don't care then.

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I was watching him play Pokemon Let’s Go Evee or something on stream awhile ago and the enemy trainer was called “Picnicker and he kept pausing and stressing the second part of it so it sounded like “nigger.” I’m honestly not surprised he’s started to get into trouble.

hell ya brother im signing up rn

its camless, you can run while naked and jerking off

>Having Mumbo Jumbo hold the Mumbo Jubmo art
HOLY
FUCKING
BASED

why isnt stiv racing

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This music tho

jesus

christ, this fucking retarded attention whore.

He didn't say a fucking thing the last 3 hours aside from the mandatory

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still breedable

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FWAHAHAHAHAHA

I dunno man, toddlers usually have trouble playing platformers.

Something slower and easy like a jrpg is more up their alley.

>makes the pussy wet as a river

>but had to take her hair as well because these have a minimum of 3 tiles oyu have to choose
You realize that the body is part of a woman, right? you fucking retard.

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recaptcha doesn't recognize hair and they just updated so you no longer have 1-2 free errors. try again

I'm on it senpai

Woah dude legend of THE Zelda??

He got banned like 3 years ago

Because if he shows up there then no one will bring their girlfriends/wives so he has to be kept away.

Where's Charlie!? What have you done!?

two more threads appear out of nowhere

wow user you're so generous.

covet is based as fuck though
it being a race means he won't be constantly talking which is also a plus
everyone that i've seen at a larp falls into one of three catagories
>skeletal mode, but the in shape type that can run in a marathon and has barely any fucking bodyfat%
>bear mode or fa/tg/uy
>complete fucking chad
that shit wouldn't fit anyone

Is there proof that Tinahacks is a tranny or is she just a really homely woman?

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Most larger or more relevant runners are afraid to go to GDQ anymore. Just look at all the fucking drama that's come out of it so far. I wish it weren't the case but there's a good reason people like simpleflips, trihex, werster, and tons of other relevant, popular runners aren't there.

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imho the voice is a give away

new bread

wait thats knittler? i couldn't compare since the video quality from the video was such bad quality.

>left his wife and daughter in Swedistan to watch a Banjo speedrun

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Unironicaly based.

who is this anonymous guy and why is he so fucking rich

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Post yfw an absolute Chad in a sea of virgins grabs your ass

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Listen to his voice, It's a male voice.

Wait, that's the grandma cancer, knitting CAN YOU STOP?! lady?

>"exposé" only keeps you out of a shitty SJW-infested event
>sub count goes up

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bake me some new bread

that "dancing dad" guy makes me so fucking angry. How does a fully grown man act like such a cuck attention whore?

>uh oh, people are sitting between me and the camera
>better do my "arm dancing" a little higher so people can see how epic I am!

Please for the love of god, anyone at the event, please break this faggot's arms. Or just tell him he's a disgusting bald retard and the entire internet is making fun of him.

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user...

You stoopid mang, he did it to embarrass his daughter

SHUT THE FUCK UP AUDIENCE

The nickname is retarded for a few reasons, too. He's not dancing, he's just wiggling in a chair like a retard. And he's for sure as shit not a dad, since nobody in their right mind would want to touch this retard's dick.

Yo is that fucking Barry on the left?

WHERE'S THE RESTREAM