Realistically though, how can Zelda even compete? Her man has far more feminine sex appeal than she does
Realistically though, how can Zelda even compete? Her man has far more feminine sex appeal than she does
Easton Myers
Colton Stewart
By having a womb
Eli Perez
Enjoy having screaming mouths to feed I guess.
Charles Kelly
>he doesn't want to pass on his superior ARYAN genes onto a beautiful blonde haired blue eyed hylian
Bruh...
Matthew Sanders
Zelda is probably whiter than you and she's a fictional character
Camden Russell
Cope harder, nigger.
Ethan Hill
This thread didn't even last 10 posts before going to shit.
Levi Perez
Seething
Liam Martin
>implying I'm aryan
I'll just stay out of the gene pool if that's alright with you
Gabriel Thompson
not just feminine. he has both
Jackson Richardson
Sex appeal and “im such a horny virgin that I would fuck anything remotely feminine and genetically pretty” are two different things, link has no sex appeal
Chase Smith
prove it faggot
Elijah Evans
>link has no sex appeal
You're the stupidest post in this thread
Wyatt Perez
Posting in a homo Link thread.
Evan Wood
Women like link a lot. A lot a lot.
Though, it's probably more "trophy husbando" appeal than actual sexual attraction.
James Long
Can we please take a break from all the fag threads lately?
Luke Rogers
I prefer this Link
Luke Clark
Mason Allen
>Though, it's probably more "trophy husbando" appeal than actual sexual attraction.
all women want to ravage and be ravaged by link, this is canon both in the games and in real life.
Liam Cooper
Based
John Williams
LOL
Colton Clark
while Nintenbros are chasing after men, im over here getting my dick sucked by a 9/10 female.
it's ironic how Sonybros get hated because of catering to LGBTQ+ when fanbases of other videogame companies ARE the community
Joseph Garcia
But this Link doesn't get my peepee hard.
James Stewart
>Realistically though, how can Zelda even compete?
With this.
Kayden Morales
dream on, snoyboy
Ayden Powell
Well, there is one way
Henry Roberts
For the supposed superiority of wh*te women it sure does seem like wh*te men are hellbent on sticking their dicks in just about everything that is NOT a vagina.
Jose Evans
>Not picking Riju
BRUH!!!
Logan Smith
Ironic that you post on Yea Forums, while Nintendorks also post on Yea Forums, as well as Xboners, and also PC fags, as well as Andriod and Ios gatcha homos all posting on Yea Forums. Strange that we also have genitalia while posting on Yea Forums, and ironically we live in houses while posting on Yea Forums.
Christian Torres
>Hank Hill ass
No thanks
Charles Wright
>Console/Pc wars
Lincoln Cox
Angel Gutierrez
Better, but not good enough
Logan Carter
Henry Edwards
Now that's just too much.
Carson Perry
Not gonna lie I'd rather have both and I'm straight as hell. I just recently met an effeminate androgynous blonde boy at my college and the motherfucker can trap it up but he doesn't want to because he said he's not gay.
Good Lord bros
Jayden Sullivan
You should fuck him in the ass regardless. Traps are a meme, but cute/handsome guys are to be trasured
Jason Phillips
Ian Campbell
I want to fuck both of them at the same time.
Isaiah Reyes
Perfect
At least as close to perfect as you can get with a girl
Aiden Price
Jackson Watson
>you will never have a gf with a FAT ass to sit on your face and fart on you
why even live?? ;__;