Explain why you aren't playing xiv RIGHT NOW
Explain why you aren't playing xiv RIGHT NOW
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It's down for maintenance for another 10 hours you dingus
I have taste
It’s on maintenance idiot
I boosted a BLM to 60, what's the fastest way to level?
>making excuses
wait for the level 70 boost on july 2nd
When can we preload?
Do you guys turn rhe contrast up for xiv? I always felt it looks dull as default, probably to avoid hurting people's eyes by playing for 12 hours straight
Procreate Minfilia
do you guys do all the sidequest as you get to the areas that have them or do all the story you can then do them?
Yeah but that's still not max level.
that's what the campaign is for
Tanks bros where we at??????
sup bros sorry i'm late
ready to rip
The servers are down
Bros, dungeon queue is taking too long, any healer willing to party up with me?
What did Yoshi mean by this?
Unless it unlocks something, I save it for leveling alts after I'm done with MSQ.
1 2 3 1 2 1 2 5 1 2 3 combat is trash
Ilberd was unironically based
Imagine being an AST main.
dont play shit aka mmos
They don't preload for this game because of spoilers. Data miners go crazy.
Patch WHEN?
Why are nips so obsessed with Lalafells?
the same thing as this
This, always thought of his homeland and his people.
It would be more efficient to leave side quests as long as possible if anything since they will be scaling with your level thus you'll get more so the later you do them
>240 nuke with 1,5 cast time
yeah what a loss lmao
I do them on my alt jobs usually
Drinking because I hate the dark knight changes with a fucking passion
Imagine carrying a fuckton of raid buffs and expecting personal dps to be any near the other 2 healers.
They're cute and your Highlander is not
No one answered my question from last thread. Will the Heavensward promo still be valid if it's the 27th right now? Isn't it the 28th in Japan?
>Combust III less damage than our current Combust II
Holy shit
So will the activation codes for shadowbringers release once maintenence is done? I preordered for the ear ring, and I cant access the activation code for the main game yet.
I used to do them but after a point I felt bad about wasting the exp so now I do the same as this user
I use Reshade with the FakeHDR, Curves, and Clarity shaders to make the game have better black levels and better view distance.
>not playing on your based and redpilled private 1.0 server
Feels good to have the best version of the game.
I bought it a week or so ago and just hit 60 yesterday. How long will it take me to get through Stormblood?
ARR final cutscene was pretty fucking based.
A large portion of the reason was because it was me
But I also play Lala, the nips just take it to another level
Holy did nothing wrong to you to be called shit.
They better not do the preload at a retarded time like an hour or two before maint ends
The servers eill explode and I would like to sleep.
If you have the early access on your mogstation then you have the game, no?
he was very sloppy
Rolling for my ShB MSQ job
0-1 WAR
2-3 PLD
4-5 WHM
6-7 BRD
8-9 DRG
Should do, you need to enter it during early access to get uninterrupted play time
tbqh i could nolife this, and i've thought about it. my favorite kinds of RPGs let me get lost in big worlds where i can quest relatively endlessly for loot (think Diablo, but Arcanum, Divinity, Forgotten Realms, Morrowind, Gothic, etc) while enjoying the world solo. will i fit in here or nah? never played WoW or any other MMO, but Dragon Quest, Suikoden and Final Fantasy are RPGs i have enjoyed.
live in third world country with meme inflation
Also work a 30h/week internship + engineering university
I have the money to pay it, but I'd be able to put maybe 8 hours into it every week, and since there is no time-based plan I'd be just throwing money away.
One day though.
>still havent chosen my job to lvl
not gonna make it bros
Also speaking of holy, remember when holy had 240 potency with no damage drop?
Just try and see what happens, faggot
I want to ____ a Lalafell
>pick up quest
>cutscene
>turn in quest
>cutscene
>get into dungeon
>cutscene
>approach boss
>cutscene
>kill boss
>cutscene
>finish dungeon
>cutscene
>change zone
>loading screen
>enter building
>loading screen
>dive underwater
>loading screen
>re-surface
>loading screen
stay strong brother
WoW Classic will force the hand of yoship. he can no longer delay the release of XIV Classic
I've been trying to sleep for two hours now but my brains make me check the preload status every two minutes. Pretty sure I can't fall asleep until I know that it's downloading
aoe bad
healer dps bad
I dunno. I used the preorder code, but lasted I checked I dont have stormblood or shadowbringers yet.
data miners btfo
Bros, what's looking better, SMN or NIN?
Shadowbringers? More like Shitbringers. Haha, you know why I said that? Because this game is shit. SHIT. Bunnies, samurais? Fucking anime dude. Where's the orcs, the trolls, the elfs? This game is FUCKING SHIT stream. Type OmegaLol in chat if you think this game is SHIT.
Did you log out naked in a private instance with a Fantasia popped, bros? You don't want to have to log in to a crazy pop area twice to get your bunny, do you?
Who is this gallant looking gentleman?
kill/maim/burn
fuck you faglord
but okay
You have to wait until SHB releases to get SB if you didnt have SB already, but it should say you have early access if you pre-ordered and got the earrings. SE has their codes work in really clunky ways though
>He *DA* liked *DA* Dark *DA* Arts *DA* spam
Fuck off
Boys it feels fucking GOOD to be a PLD main since 1.0
Our faith and mastery of the battlefield has finally paid off.
Maintenance
>Raubahn just so happens to have an adopted Lala son who's been too busy doing stuff elsewhere to make an appearance until now
Did someone in the dev team chicken out on Nanamo/Raubahn or something?
Im here
WAR for Life.
cuddle
Why would I ever buy a Fantasia? My character is a female Hyur.
Wow, it's like I'm playing a final fantasy game
Nanamo is only 21, she wouldn't have been able to have an of age lovechild with Raubahn anyway
You know as well as we what will ensue should these insatiable creatures be allowed to roam free.
That their very existence threatens the life of this star.
who /not sleeping/ here
I went to bed a bit after the 24 hours til launch mark and woke up just an hour ago. I'm going to power through though and play as long as I can tonight and tomorrow before I pass the fuck out.
Lalas are just nips self-inserts in terms of size
So I guess I technically cant play the new expansion then. Hopefully it will raise the level cap at least. I’ve been stuck at 60 for 2 weeks.
odds WHM
even GNB
0 BLM
>tfw girl (female (woman (LONDON)))
>tfw gonna play Hrothbro
Suck it faggots!
lberd Feare, The Griffin, Knight and Savior of Ala Mhigo, first of his name and the rightful King of Eorzea.
Because I don’t think it’s very fun to spend monthly on a game.
No, because my character is already perfect and I'm not a slave to shiny new things like 90% of the playerbase which will fanta back in a week anyway.
>they're pulling out another 6-month sub for an "exclusive" mount
>it's a generic dragon reskin at that
pffffffffftpfpfhahaha yes Blizzard this will surely defeat Shadowbringers
Because they're cute and funny.
I overslept today and took an uncharacteristically long nap for me. I'm as rested as I'll ever be unless I can squeeze another hour or so in sometime. I plan on going hard
It’s not as bad as the long list makes it seem
Ironically I managed to somehow get myself back to a normal sleeping schedule a couple days ago, so I'll be too tired to stay up.
based generic hrothbro
I got up 20 hours ago and am not even a bit tired. This is quite worrisome.
Will I get spoiled over global chat
Oh wow look at that, some super nazi wearing a power ranger costume. Pathetic. Honestly, this game is shit. McConnell, what do you think? Yeah, thought so, a shit game is just a shit game, huh? When the FUCK is classic coming out? Chat type PogChamp for classic. DemonDigger777 thanks for the sub dude.
>creates a wheel of fortune
Why do they call the bubble that
Anybody remembers exactly when during SB Early Access maintenance they dropped the preload ?
Only reply if you remember for sure please.
finally i found the daily lgbt thread
what kind of cocks are your favorite guys
just play catboi you insufferable f*mtoid
You'll get the level cap raised and all general changes, along with being able to fanta to bunny or lion, but because you didnt own SB prior to SHB, you'll need to still level through that before jumping into SHB
Dont look in the back corner of the archers guild when I log in
Like 2 hours after the servers went down. Now they're fuckinh with everyone that can't download 10 gigs just like that.
But he doesn't even talk like this.
Release
Deals magic damage with potency of 240 to all nearby enemies.
Additional Effect: Stun for 4s
1st nerf
Deals magic damage with potency of 200 to all nearby enemies.
Additional Effect: Stun for 4s
2nd nerf
Deals magic damage with potency of 200 to all nearby enemies.
Additional Effect: Stun for 4s (PvP 3s)
3rd nerf
Deals area of effect damage to nearby enemies. First target is hit with 200 potency. All targets afterwards take 10% less damage up to a maximum of 50% reduced.
Additional Effect: Stun for 4s (PvP 3s)
4th nerf
Deals unaspected damage with a potency of 140 to all nearby enemies.
Additional Effect: Stun for 4s
Would people have accepted the dumb "we can't make all the helmets/hats work" excuse if it had been something with an actually crazy head like Bangaa instead of Viera and Hrothgar?
Yeah, better turn it off altogether. And also don't go to PF, during SB people would also use it to spoiler the shit out of everything
where are these update to see these I cannot find it anywhere?
when are we getting some vaporware tracks in ffxiv
dumb roastie
No, Asmondaddy, please like my game
Fuck you, I don't give a single fuck that dark arts is gone, I miss my actual helpful abilities that gave me health and damage reduction. I hate that all I got in return was damage dealing moves I hate
1am est
Actually watching Assmongler LOL
new holy is better on more targets
I don't give a fuck. No one use helmets in game except self-insert autists and lalas with cute hats
>tfw woman(girl)[XX chromosome]
>going to stay max height elezen
>she is one inch shorter than me
sell
Why am I not playing it? Hmm, let's see...
>subscription fee
>all rotations for any given job are the exact same for every player
>leveling experience is dreadfully slow
>crafting and gathering is mindless because of rotations
>queue times for dps are outrageous
Asmongoloid LARPers are actually keeping my anger down because THE DOWNLOAD ISN'T HERE YET FUCK
Thank you.
I also heard they might drop it after maintenance this time around. Which would suck, but might also alleviate congestion
Reminder that 1.0 had no
>mounts
>jobs
>bosses
>Auto attack
>jump
>ui customization
and all abilities required a 3 second wind up. Don't let the revisionist historians fool you into thinking that 1.0 was anything less than dogshit, the only redeemption came from when yoshi-p took over in the 1.x patch cycle and started adding in some really basic shit.
But they did have flowerpots with the same polygon count as a player model.
>caring about the story
yikes
Bangaa a cute
started a couple weeks ago and reached heavensward about a day ago
bought the reborn pass to skip the monotony and skipped all story cutscenes
p fun tho
Stop spreading false information you dumb faggot.
post your qt
>180s cooldown
>5% party-wide attack buff for 15s with full preparation that's reliant on RNG
>requires at least 10s to prepare so you miss half of everyone's openers
What is even the fucking point of Divination? What's up with this insane cooldown?
>mfw launch will be just as shit as Stormblood's and we're all going to get RAUBAHN'd again but this time I'll have MM2 to cozy up with while I wait for the servers to unpretzel itself
Feels good lads; wish I had tomorrow off but I'll have a half day instead so it won't be too bad.
LET ME FUCKING PRELOAD PLEASE I WANT TO GO TO BED
I remember when it was 400 potency with no drop.
I'm perfectly happy with my male moon cat desu.
ISHGARD
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It's because of your shitposting. I become curious who the fuck is this guy. Good advertising, user.
>caring about your opinion
whew
It's stupid now I have to get up early just to start the download and pray to God their download servers don't shit themselves with everyone else frantically downloading in a small time frame
Maintenance
like me, only half an mb per second and its already 1:30am here
getting cucked out of the launch because of this would suck
>logged out in limsa
Source or promptly kill yourself.
Asmongold may not like final fantasy
but Tyler1 said it was cool because he could make a giant muscleman in game who is tall and reflects him in real life
and since Tyler1 is more popular, that means his opinion is worth more
ffxiv>wow
>bangaa with human feet and hands
mios dios
I liked TBN quietus DA abyssal drain DA abyssal drain quietus actually, you stupid faggot
and now its fucking dead
>XIV classic
Not as long as Yoshi is in charge. He despises 1.x, considers it a shame.
There was the video where someone asked that of him, he straight up just laughed for like 15s.
100%. Just change chat to event log
Nobody cares about 1.0.
Your recommended videos feed is now forever fucked.
>babbies first anime story
HOLY FUCK BROS ITS HAPPENING YOSHI JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE’S PERSONALLY GOING TO BLIZZARD HQ TO KILL THE REMAINING 5 GUYS WORKING ON WOW
he won
>But they did have flowerpots with the same polygon count as a player model.
This game is ugly as shit though, you know you want that flowerpot
Help me Yea Forums why are Roegadyn mommies so hot
Honestly think AST is gonna get some tweaks before the first raid comes out, I think they were nervouse about it having constant Balance uptime and ended up going a bit too hard on the nerfs.
Logged out in front of the GNB quest area.
cup size?
i have a theory that femelves (female) are always milky
Stay mad spoiler fag. You have to play the game like the rest of us to see the new content.
>Tyler1 is more popular
literally who
At least it wasn't in the lower decks, right? Because that would fucking suck, I don't know how you would be able to log in with all this people there to unlock DNC. Right?
I seen worse.
He's basically the most successful antagonist in the game given he got exactly what he wanted
My 6'5 homie T1 likes XIV?
Nice
he fell
>giant
post it
Logged right ouside the pathway to New Gridana from the market area, so if I get kicked out, it's back into the area I was in, not into another queue.
Medium sized (size queens fuck off) and uncut of course.
>he didn't log out inside the Rising Stones
Enjoy your congestion
Was always going to happen dude. They don't like healers not healing.
I mean, it's fairly obvious the dev team is just fucking lazy
hell the entire reason Hrothgar got added was because Yoshi literally said "I wanted more beastly races and apparently so does our international audience" so they just threw in Hrothgar and Viera at the last minute
if they actually planned this shit out it wouldn't have been an issue
You got a source for all that retardation or you just gonna shitpost?
IT WAS LOWER DECKS BY THE MARKETBOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now that Stormblood is over, What did you all think of the story as a whole (including patch story)? What would you have done differently? What did you like/dislike?
PRE-LOAD IS UP
thank you for reposting my screenshots bros
because you’re gay
lol
um...sweaty that's clearly not pre load
Are the NIN changes really THAT bad?
RIP duality
>2014
no
Fake
>Get RAUBAHN'd
>Focus on leveling my gatherers
>spam faceroll self heal AoE threat ability that invalidated the existence of an entire role
What the fuck did you think was going to happen to it you stupid retard?
More like RIP Shade Walker
>2014
You tried
Liiiiieeees no way
Why? Looks great.
Mike ciera
>I'm putting together a team, you in?
PLD reporting in, i feel for you DRKbros
PRELOAD UP
I'm straight.
Spoiler that shit
He looks like an inbred cleetus
Why do you have abunch of images of this guy's face saved
My internet connection is too shit ever since I moved. I miss playing so much.
It's been like 16 hours since the game went into maintenance, why the fuck is the patch not ready to download yet?
Honestly, it felt too rushed at times.
Ala Mhigo was forgotten about after 4.1 and most of our time was spent providing emotional support to Hien and shit.
It was okay but they just couldn't do justice for 2 completely separate parts of the world in the same expansion.
>He sits at his computer
>He camps XIV threads
>He waits
>He posts one single message "PRE LOAD UP"
>He looks at the (You)s
>He laughs in his piss stained chair.
>He waits another hour.
>He will do this all night.
>2014
at least fucking try
stop posting this mold hoarding greasy fuck
fake and gay, no preload. I just checked myself.
Hmmm a game focused on story where the secret and major spoiler dungeons and final bosses can be easily viewed by data miners. I wonder why they are holding back the preload for this long.
>Why yes, I drank a Fantasia and logged out naked at Limsa Lominsa Lower Decks (X:9.8 Y:12.0), how did you know?
if only chocobos were cool looking like that, more raptorish and shit
but instead they look like retarded cute pokemons and sucks ass
Can i preorder on ps4 and get early access or is it too late?
Astolfo is a cute boy
It's been a long day of shitposting. I stayed up just so I could fall asleep and wake up just in time for launch. Nearly bedtime.
yes good, tell them to not try so i can finish before everyone else starts
>babbies first attempt at shitposting
You're lucky maintenance isn't over or else I would never bother with you
Doma's inclusion ruined Stormblood, that is a fact
Is it still gay if she doesn't have a dick?
2late u cant play til august now
it's already up on PS4
not on PC because fuck dataminers
So you don't have a source, and this is just your headcanon. Got it.
big dick pull abyssal drain spam in dungeons and tbn were literally the only fun things about drk, and now with its own inner release it plays like a fucking war
why the fuck would I play it now? I’m going GNB
You can get early access all the way until June 2nd when it actually launches
>his needlessly complex plan failed spectacularly
>his hilariously simple one worked flawlessly
Glad to see a guy evolve and realize he just needed to work smarter, not harder.
I have a complex where I feel like I've 'missed out' on too much or would have too much to catch up on
and I really don't want to pay for all the expacs and the monthly fee
and I don't think I'd enjoy the gameplay
and I'm a loser who probably wouldn't get into the social side of an MMO and make friends to keep me playing
and Machinist is supposedly shit and that's the coolest looking class
Everybody else is freaking out about DRK but I don't think it's gonna be nearly as bad as people think it's gonna be. Everyone freaks about about 1-2-3 which implies the job hasn't been 1-2-3 for the past two years already.
why is the lvl 80 PLD shield a recolour of the one that drops from castrum abania?
get to 61 via beast tribe quests/daylie roulette, and then spam HoH, there should be plenty of people doing it consindering GNB and DNC start at 60
Not enough fairy porn
Shit man, I hope your server is at least not one of the more populated ones.
>How did-
A-user? You okay? Still alive, right?
ok thanks for blogging nobody cares
>waaaah DRK is in line with other tanks now it's not faaair
DRK has supplanted WAR as being the biggest cry baby
>Holding pre-load this lo--
Are you a retard or something? pre-load is usually up around midnight EST.
It has never been up this early.
because fuck spoilerniggers
>not fixing the nose
>Liking thin over fit
Low testosterone
> FFXIV official launch is July 2
> massive solar eclipse the same day
coincidence? i think not
You realize that Chocobo is wearing a helmet right?
Isn't that just WoW and PTR?
Indeed
>tfw no femroe mommy gf
machinist was fixed and got a lot of new toys
WRONG, Doma saved us for the majority of the expansion from helping those worthless Ala Mhiggers.
I AM ON A SERVER WITH A HIGH POP
>Logged out next to Beast Tribe hand-in for an easy 2.1mil xp
Have you accepted our Lady Titania's love yet, Yea Forums? Come, come. Become one with our goddess. Give yourself to her warmth.
Why do you guys want to see the final boss for ShB so early? I'm fucking abandoning these threads when that shit goes up.
>Try to skim the thread
>It's all Assmoldlord
How the FUCK does he keep getting away with it?
I'd have split Ala Mhigo and Doma into two different expansion packs, or at the very least have 1 be the whole leveling story and 1 be the whole post patch story. Ala Mhigo was clearly not fleshed out enough to have a whole expansion for it, while Doma was mostly ok. Ala Mhigo's coverage of Garleans in the story bits were cool though. Doma's Auspice stuff seemed more like boss of the patch and didn't really hook me. I think they killed Zenos off too soon and tried to make up for it with the Ascian shit, Overall I don't think there was a decent enough build up for that finale. The bridge to Shadowbringers was far far worse though and was basically a rather lackluster setup.
Of course it's all blown out of proportion, whatever problem your class may have, you'll be able to clear everything anyway, so who gives a fuck as long as you like your character.
>They are
Confirmed ESL mutt, probably malaysian or something.
Considering jumping into the incinerator with Filipinos.
>Doma
>ruined Stormblood
Absolutely wrong. Lyse ruined SB
Doma was best part
RIP in pieces. Just log in Saturday morning, bro.
Why couldn't they be like in tactics instead of the abominations we got?
user they look EXACTLY like that fucking image, are you retarded?
SAMs how's your job? Shit or not shit? I leveled it up yo 70, but never really knew how to actually play it
Cuz autists
You're stocked up right?
Its not up on ps4 wtf you talkin bout
Look at this dude
Is that supposed to be an example of a good Roe? I think you accidentally took one from the bad Roe folder.
it was made simpler and buffed
you are funny guy but i bet you know dat
no highlights or highlights? cant decide whether i like them or think theyre tacky
I just want the GNB models and the Titania theme in full.
Also I wanna see if the character creation columns are still there, if they aren't Male vierafags will be on perma suicide watch.
Why does he look like an autistic Tom Green?
All tanks play like WAR now and it's so gay
DPS are the only jobs that still have some difference
kill all lalafells
No one to pay my sub so I can heal for them through the expansion.
it was already good, now they are making it better as well as easier
She looks like a stripper with the highlights
because FFXIV sucks dick
>Black
please reconsider.
Wowdrones are pathetic
I want her to step on me.
Quick rundown on them:
>hydaelyn bows to the Mandervilles
>in contact with Allagans
>rumored to possess echo abilities
>control eorzea with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient allagan bloodline
>will bankroll the first cities on the moon (Mandermald will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming the dragon star as their personal planet
>own basically every aether editing research facility on hydaelyn
>first resonant babies will be Manderville babies
>whole family said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient ascian scriptures tell of three angels who will descend upon hydaelyn and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>these are the Mandervilles
>they own magitech R&D labs around the world
>you likely have magitech inside you right now
>every child has the mark of the Mand tempered in them at birth
>the Mandervilles are in regular communication with the ascians Elidibus and Emet-Selch, forwarding the word of Zodiark to the church of the twelve
>They learned fluent hingan in under a week
>alliance nation states entrust their gold reserves with the family. There's no gold in Ul'dah, only the gold saucer
>they have been able to access the allagan records since birth and have spoken about what they saw while they were newborns
>the Mandervilles will guide eorzea into a new era of wisdom, peace and love
>waaaah DRK is in line with other tanks now it's not faaair
DRK was always trash for the entirety of SB and it’s only saving grace was the loopback between BP/TBN, quietus and DA AD. Now it’s just a different flavor of WAR and I don’t want my job to play like a fucking WAR. I’d rather just play a different tank.
go with the right, when the highlight option is used well it gives the hair more texture
I don't hate myself.
she looks like every other viera
> tfw dont know which tank to lvl first
guess il go with PLD and DRK simultaneously
how old is this image, he looks shaven here
Source me
I don't have a computer anymore, just a laptop.
>you can play on a PS4!
I play as a healer, healing a party with a controller sounds awful.
No highlight. Feels overcharged with them.
Why does it feel AST mains are only complaining just for the sake of it?
>new cards don't have diversity
>fishes only for damage increasing ones
>new collective opposition is boring
>a shitty stun with +10s on buffs is somehow more fun than a instant cast aoe hot and shield
and you suck tities, filthy tities
>fixed
>2 minute Cool down wildfire
PATCH UP
Would it be faster for me as a dps to level to do FATES+Dungeons or just spam PoTD/HoH?
Healing is pretty easy with a controller.
You just use the dpad to scroll through the party list.
It also can no longer stack overheat so you only have 8 seconds of it during the 10 second wildfire window.
>He doesn't overcharge his hair for higher dps
fuckin greylets I swear
ITS TRUE WTF
healers are sluts in general
The only healers that are happy are WHM's
You're confusing Celestial Opposition and Collective Unconsciousness there buddy
I can't tell the difference. Am I colorblind?
Just ignore and filter, they've finally run out of content.
It sounds awful because you're ignorant
>>fishes only for damage increasing ones
thanks for your worthless opinion
bald
why does PLD get 500 and 1200 potency shit while DRK has only a miserable 600 attack
whats going on
Please be on crystal.
You don't even play this game.
MMOs suck all the time out of you on one game experience, might be very fun, but you're still missing out on tons of other game experiences unless you just have infinite free time
How big is the patch?
The tips, user.
Whats with this guy who keep posting this streamer or whatever...i want him to go away
>know it's bs
>have to check anyway
Please consider killing yourself.
Preload is up yet? If not then fuck this im going to sleep and gonna play it on sunday instead
Have you seen the new abilities? Check this shit out There's another new ability that also has a 180s cooldown. It's crazy.
C O M M A N D M I S S I O N S
I'm reinstalling the game after it got wiped from the SSD 'cause Windows shat the bed and had to be reinstalled itself
Also because it's in maintenance, dummy
why do people bitch about things being the same, but then also bitch when things aren't the same
When can I start preloading ShB?
No i'm not.
>don't remember where I logged out
I don't believe you. I'm not getting out of bed until I see proofs
What's your contact info?
>been on satellite internet since last August
>1400 ping, minimum
PotD till 57, then vault spam, gubal spam, gubal hard spam, HoH from 61 onwards
what are you playing during the maintenance Yea Forums?
pic related
right now, its up.
Because its boring, still the only game I have fallen asleep while playing
Anyone who's gonna play viera
Going for big ears? They get pretty huge
Three fiddy
>mfw healers cheat in my dungeon runs by using holy
They are. My cousin is 6'2 and she has at least D cups.
Fuck off, advertiser.
So how long do you expect to wait until you can get in once the servers are on? please dont tell me you think you are going to play anytime soon lol....this whole early access is a scam
bigger ears would be more fun to play with, so I'm going big
They're just Asmon trolls, pre load won't be up for a good while, somewhere after 12.
this guy gets donated $5000 a week to live like this
youtube.com
waiting for laundry to get done then takin a shower then going to bed setting an alarm for 2 am
It didn't even get to be in line with the other tanks. They stripped what it was best at and didn't give it anything the other tanks wants do better
BIGGER
logged out in the gridanian inn to avoid the clusterfuck of people going straight into the zone for gunbreaker
There are no command missions for the 60-70.
Doesn't PotD and HoH give less experience than dungeons?
I'm trying to figure it out still, you think 70 is like the "mid" point?
DMC5, Godhand, AE3. Honestly, I'm just playing whatever I can think of, I'm really excited to try out nu-MCH.
DRK also has a constant (assuming you're not retarded) damage buff up.
it's shit
worst 14hours of my life, and I only started playing expecting good RP and mediocre gameplay, but the gameplay was so poor I didn't even feel like going past it to get to the RP
if I want targeting system and poor clunky movements, I'll just replay guild wars 1 which is superior in literally every point, thanks a lot but no thanks
>no rng on shots
>removed the clunky ammo system
>removed the fuck ugly gauss barrel
>heat gauge isn't stupid anymore
>wildfire a thousand time more convenient, controlable, can't waste it with detonator
>lvl 80 gun looks like an actual rifle
>queen automaton
>overheat mechanic not a 10sec burst window with insane downtime after
Come on
scam for what?
I main healer with a controller. It’s comfy and ez. It’s not like you can’t use mouse and keyboard on PS4 anyway.
Probably around 5~10 minutes after the update completes, since that was my experience with SB EA.
>pic related
The only people who would have that unlocked are people who wouldn't have to ask how to level up
Maybe if they had bothered to animate them, but as it is making them huge just emphasizes how static and tacked on they look.
>check his FA favorites
>chastity, ballbusting, castration
hmmmmmmmm
But Queen Azahara is finally in game.
WoW is good again and War Mode has never felt better.
Going for 60-something ears. Big, but not comically long.
because it's mmoshit, and i don't play mmoshit.
fuck off back to /vg/, faggot.
>not going to be able to tell a single fucking soul apart from the trillons of people fantasiang into bunny whores, thinking they will be unique, when they looks exactly like the thousands of other bunnies in slut glmaours rightnext to them
It's "unique" catsluts and catbois all over again
I think 0-20% is the best. If your Viera's ears are too large you have to constantly change your hair colour to match your armor/set. Smaller ears are compact and can go with anything.
Why has Yoshi-P forsaken us so?
>gets the alliance to fight the garleans with the resistance which sets in motion the events that lead to Ala Mhigo and Doma getting liberated
>gets a large group of mhiggers killed along the way, including himself
unspeakably based
patch going up in 2 hours.
T. Insider
what snacks we got boys?
will chads be leveling FSH first?
Wouldnt 50 be?
I'm also wondering if largest will block the screen badly when youre not zoomed out all the way. I like keeping the screen closer in non instances
I don't know what to play anymore, was leaning towards DRK because I'm glad DA spam is gone, but at what cost?
Might just end up GNB or WAR based off of what my co-tank sticks with.
How do you know that there's no animation in the ears? Cats have animated ears.
Okay anons. I'm tired and gonna to play some Hitman 2. See you in two weeks. And don't forget to hide chats. Even party chat.
>I play as a healer, healing a party with a controller sounds awful.
Wrong. You can heal savages/EX and ultimats and have orange parses. Google if you don't believe me.
>Liking old DA
As a DRK main I tell you fuck off, the changes are good since it was just a do more damage button.
I'm glad with the changes.
Imagine ripping them off. Would they still be able to hear? Shit, now I feel sort of bad.
tempted to pick up FFVI but honestly I'm waiting for the mod that turns the Steam version into a better version of the SNES version
most excellent
And I'm perfectly fine with this. Finally a tall race without retarded animations.
Yeah, but the runs are faster and the queues are instant for dps. And everything below vault is really boring to spam. Enjoy your Cutters Cry runs faggot.
>Caring about bein unique
>Not just playing a character you like
Why?
Because I work now, and MMOs are not the same if you are not a NEET playing 24/7. Ironically became a wagie so I could start playing this game, lmao.
Epic 7
>he hasn't seen fran running
LOL
damn thats good animation.
GIVE ME MY FUCKING DOWNLOAD SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP AND WAKE UP READY TO PLAY
Nice try asmonfuck, you don't even play this game.
>tfw generic looking chars always end up looking the nicest
you don't need stupid shit like bright pink hair and heterochromia to look nice
It has a sub fee
MMO gameplay really isnt my thing either but I did 1-50 when heavansward came out
I quit when I finished the main campaign and had an onslaught of "main quest" that were dumb fetch quest shit so I didnt even get to the HW content despite buying it
Tolerable. Unlike elezens, roes or auras.
imagine the smell
Shame it's wasted on 0083 desu.
imagine playing any other race besides duskwight
Because I hate that there are all these races in the game, all these armor and clothjing styles to choose from, so I hope to see a visually diverse looking population for muh mersions, but then I log into the game and see that 98% of all the players look exactly the same.
>Top Donation: WHM_Holy $6.66
Holy fucking shit
NINE FUCKING HOURS
And PoTD and HoH don't get boring to spam either?
really
that sucks, sorry to hear it
There's no media AT ALL showing any kind of animation that I've seen. In the character creator from the bench mark they are entirely static, even during poses. I really doubt they've added them in for release with all the other shit going on.
I'd be happy to be proved wrong.
Soon.
>unique
Literally nobody gives a shit about this except RP trannies who get pissy with same-looking characters.
I almost don't even see other people's characters. In duties the camera is almost always at max range, and in the world they're just background at best to me.
Preload probably wont happen till midnight so you might as well schleep
No, because you have to do story shit to get access to more zones, so that means if you're a gatherer/crafter that wants to make any bank during the crucial first 96 hours commerce orgy, you have to get on a healer or tank for fast queues and rush the shit out of MSQ to be able to put your hands on all the goods.
T E X A S
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>$59 for the expansion
>$12.99 for 1 month sub
>$10 for Phial of Fantasia
>$30 for cloud's bike because i refuse to mount anything else as a GNB
YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Wanted to download the game and sleep they ruined it man.
>I’m glad I don’t get a skill speed boost anymore and a shitty gutted throw away oGCD version of abyssal drain
I hate monthly subs for a game.
Tried it during the twitch prime trial
>Imput delay is fucking unbearable
>Everything is mind numbingly easy
>Level syncing is a bad system and I got tired of constantly getting abilities I'm not allowed to use
Other than that it was okay
You mean Steel Cyclone with IR? WAR's ezwin spam is gone too.
Sup bro, I've been looking for you all Sloppyblood my man. Now we just need Fishberd so he can craft us some equipment for the primal Shinberd.
no, because at least you have buttons.
cool review
I can't play that anymore. I got to a point where I don't even know what I'm grinding for anymore.
Explain pls
I don't watch homos
>59 for the expansion
Could've just bought the basic $40, not like digital collector's comes with anything that justifies the extra $20.
And that bike cost is nothing but autism. Buying MS mounts is pissing away money, and you have no right to be mad about it.
Ahh fuck that Roe reminds me of one I really liked aesthetic wise that I saw once.
When you consider the 5+ years of quality content the game has produced that amount is paltry
>Cloud's bike as GNB and not the inevitable FSN class
>Flying Sardine
what
Can't really say FFXIV is better in this regard considering all the shit on the mogstation
>race with a mane leak
They're going to be lion bunnies you fools
I was lured, Asked parents if they could pay for it, anons then bullied me and told me to get a job, and now I don't feel like playing.
Looking at the bright side I could finally afford a good PC lmao.
Level sync is what allows new players like you experience the dungeon like the veterans 6 years ago.
Can someone post that one stupid looking white hrothgar that keeps going around?
Literally doesn't matter. You can still fit 6 GCD's into one Wildfire as long as you pop Hypercharge late into your GCD (last Heat Blast goes out at 7.5s), potentially 7 depending on whether or not you can squeeze one last GCD into that 1s window after your last Hypercharge GCD. It's tight, but shouldn't be too hard to pull off as long as the animation lock isn't bad.
>5+ years of quality content the game has produced
Lmao
Based Choco Taco
>he/she doesn't know
If I just leave my client open and go to bed will I be gucci for the patch or do I have to like refresh/reload my client or some dumb shit
Who cares it's bad
Then play a different tank, DRK's wont miss you.
n-nani?
>MYSTERY NIGGAS
because my anxiety is too bad to log in im scared the game will shout at me
I feel like the answer is always better gear
That’s the plan.
Becoming what I must
Mint/reeses Klondike bars
>This is so much better than 7 dollars for wind up Aerith
>tried to log in
>game applauded my courage and let me in
haha fuck you all
this
all the early dungeons are ass backwards at this point
because my anxiety is too bad to log in im scared the game will shout at me UwU
you are gonna have to be way more fucking specific mate
I think I know the one you mean though
manual
Know what's also bad? Not running a dungeon because nobody queues for it and if they do, you don't get to do jack shit because they're one manning the thing.
Is the tower man Graha Tia or not?
Not even the same continent, sorry user.
fuck you
Nice.
crap internet
You can't turn them in as different jobs and if you're level 70 for SB ones or 60 for HW ones they give 10000 exp
All right, I'm trusting them to not fuck this up and will set my alarm at 2 am. If my download speed is dogshit like with Stormblood, I'll haunt yoship.
>literally same dude model
>not him
is this some kind of meme
PATCH UP
>Resub
>2 Day Maintenence
How do they justify that kind of wait?
Anyway, haven't played since HW. I bought a Paladin level boost, what am I in for?
I'm on PS4
If i preorder now can I have early access for shadow niggers?
daily reminder that the level 80 DRK ability is just a DoT
I'm going to stack skill speed and level up MNK
Fuck Balance Discord
I love the world and characters but I despise MMOs
I don't understand this to be a criticism, strippers are dolled up to be the most appealing that they can be. If you call my character a stripper that is only a compliment because it means that she is gorgeous and fuckable and doesn't look like a tranny. So thanks for your feedback.
Monthly fees aren't an acceptable business practice anymore. There's nothing going on between the server, my computer, and whatever HDD space is needed for my character data that costs SE more than a nickel a month. Fund your shit off a cash shop or fuck off. And that's the worst part, there IS a cash shop with retarded whales spending small fortunes every day. So no, f2p or go away.
>Journeys version of Sunrise is inferior to the game version because Soken doesn't tune his pitch way low to sound like a didgeridoo
There's always ONE track like this.
I know, its the one with the really dumb looking :3 face
some veggies. baby carrots, broccoli, and some pita bread.
but mostly I'm going to be a fat fuck and eat the massive fucking baked ziti I just made to last me all weekend
>How do they justify that kind of wait?
By dropping an entire expansion that has been years in the making.
anyone else gonna wake and bake tomorrow?
>2 day maintenence
Retard
All signs point to him being a different character.
>2 day maint
What
can't wait youtube.com
Fuck those niggas i wont give them money, i will wait for the reviews because the story and content doesn't look interesting to me at all.
Still not as lazy as GNB's lvl 80 skill being 400 more potency on an attack it already had
i think the dead line was last night before maintenance hit, but
im not sure
if you can still preorder then you can maybe still get in
ITS UP ITS UP
ITS UP ITS UP
HURRY THE FUCK UP
I left off at I think the final boss of ARR. Been I think almost a year since then. I play tank and none of my friends are into the game anymore and I'm afraid of hopping back in and fucking shit up and fail the party.
27-28
Probably matters from your location. I already got pre-order theme 1-2 hours ago. So it's too late in my timezone now
Why the fuck is the download not up yet?
>expecting people to remember the model of a forgettable NPC from a raid series half a decade old
admittedly I should have rewatched the CT cutscenes, the only thing I remember about him was him sealing himself in the tower at the end
When is prepatch
>All signs point to him being a different character.
Fuck off ethys.
still not as bad as samurai lvl 80
How many more fucking hours.
>feel like shit
>wide awake after only 5 hours sleep
What do my dudes, I wonder if I should do a nice long stroll, but I worry I end up being too comfy and falling asleep afterwards.
>2 Day Maintenence
You're retarded user
what will you be baking?
This, its 2019 you gook fuckers
I think Asmon is legitimately smart and entertaining while simultaneously being a disgusting human being. He's as close to Yea Forums in human form as possible.
well played, made me click
It's never up this early, check back in like 4 or 5 hours.
bitch i was lied to.
>24 hour period is two days
Again, retard
twitch.tv
This clip and a couple others of him talking about healers dpsing went semi viral and let to a storm of hilarity including mass holy spam everywhere he went in-game, holy spam in any instance he went into, getting rescued off the edge in Sophia (pic related) and getting booted from his FC by the FC leader live on stream for being a shithead. Good laugh overall.
It's apparently up for the new Mac version. PC and PS4 should be soon.
You will still get it. Hell, you can pre-order it on the first of July and still get access.
>Tanks bros where we at??????
Retiring. I finally had a taste of what being a dps was like and wow, it's just sooooo much easier. Absolutely no responsibility, I just do my rotation and chill the fuck out. Damn what a difference.
why did they make celestial opposition shit?
>tfw laughed at lizard bandwagoners
>now I'm the bandwagoner
probably 5-6 more hours, might wanna get a nap in if you are waiting
The whole point of the moogle event was to make people the instances that are relevant to the story going into Shadowbringers.
Speed MNK & PIE+speed WHM are the patrician choices.
>tfw it'll 100% fill this entire board and then some shit that isn't there
You didn't account for instanced areas or instance servers filled to capacity gating content that has solo battles in it.
NEVER EVER
im gonna cry, fuck this game and fuck this dumb countries internet
Yeah a new character named G'raha Tia With a Bunch of Blue Shit on Him.
Yes, why wouldn't you be able to? It's coming out on July 2nd officially.
27th 9am to 28th 10am (gmt)
Thats a day.
Any women here who play? I'm starving for female attention.
>Getting together with a couple of friends for the launch
>Says he's going out shopping for snacks, asks what I want
>Tell him to just pick up some cups for water and maybe a few energy drinks
>Comes back with this
Time to party like a bunch of fatbois I guess
4 or 5 hours from now.
>Yea I'll go pick up the expansion next week on tuesday. Stay up late? Drinks and snacks? Nah that shit is unhealthy.
Should I level as Bard or Scholar?
I love both classes. Kinda feel I should do Bard as I can do dungeon grinding much faster with Scholar
Now that potencies are confirmed, it's PLD>WAR>>DRK>>>>GNB right?
same except i feel mildly justified because i know i would have picked viera at launch had it been an option
no one else will know that by looking at me, but i feel ok about it
too complicated for retards to optimize well, they broke everything down to be much more retard friendly
job identity my ass
I TRIED TO TAKE A NAP BUT ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS IF I WOKE UP AN HOUR LATE I WOULD BE STUCK IN A 9 MILLION QUEUE
guys don't play catgirls or fem'ra, you could try talking to them
Why the fuck
eat my shorts YoshiP
I hate how everything they change is on the player-side.
New skills are added, old skills are removed, skills now work this way instead of this way, but in the end, it feels like I am doing exactly the same thing with new timers to care about.
Every expansion feels the same, but they change the color and sometimes the shape of the markers on the ground, last expansion they were half-moon purple markers instead of big red circles, damn, what a change of pace.
Rotations would be nice if they weren't just the same all the fucking time.
So are we not fucked anymore for having the same jobs in a group?
just go find yourself a ERP lala who will dump you if you dont buy her a fantasia and a jump potion every week UwU
that's not how you do the meme
>mounts
Don't need em.
>jobs
Classes are fine.
>bosses
Yeah it did.
>Auto attack
Don't need it.
>jump
The only legitimate complaint.
>ui customization
It's good enough.
lmao
Damn it I feel the same way, I've been an Elezen since it was the closet thing.
Yes.
You're welcome, user
Unironically true, just look at the twitter hashtag.
There's a reason why girls don't want to openly acknowledge their presence or slide in with the large majority of men who play catgirls to act as a camoflauge. They're trying to avoid people like you.
I'll give you credit though, at least you're up front and bold about it. No fucks or excuses given.
>what's an alarm?
admittedly, I am sick and can barely sleep, so I have been dozing off all day, gonna try get 5 more hours so I can get a shower and download the patch before the servers go live
first thing will be roulettes before reset, then unlocking GNB
NO GOD DAMMIT IT'S DEFINITELY GAIUS' BASTARD SON I'M SURE OF IT THIS TIME
i hated the UI in 1.0 desu
Wow I was hoping they'd drop faggy ps4 support with this expac
All my male friends play female au ra or female miqote
Why are all the evil and degenerate members of society just happen to be mentally ill such as being a homo?
WAR is still the king of damage. Not to mention their massive destruction in lower level dungeons (since TP got removed).
make new bread
it's simple user, for some that's a negative thing
but if you like that more power to you
>WAR is still the king of damage
Dont make me post it, WARcuck
>already at max res sickness before he falls off
is Paladin still zomg buttons? I fucking love situational buttons I get to use to awesome affect every 10 minutes
AAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE IS MY BIND
THE ONLY WAY TO KILL FLEEING PUSSIES
Reminder that 1.0 also almost killed SE because of how much of a moneypit it was
Not even, because you don't have to manage them you can't really call cooldown skills dots even though they do technically do damage over time.
However, most jobs don't really get much better than a big hit ogcd as their final skills.
Healing on controller is ez shit, it only becomes tricky if you want to heal someone not in your party (alliance members in alliance raid/pvp), but that's what the mouse is for
PLD is gonna do higher damage though.
Are we posting these now?
og kush
Merlwyb has a weird face.
still almost a perfect ten
get the video blocker addon
HEY
No negativity in the WAR-dojo.
thats my ERP group
There's still a LB penalty for having multiple of the same job. There is additionally a main stat % penalty for not having 1 of each role Tank, Healer, Melee, Ranged, Caster.
you're gonna pass out and get diabetes when you wake up
>first-timers welcome
Moderate kek
At this point just get a meal you fucking moron
There won't be that much content to be able to eat all that shit up.
As much as I like the game, every expansion is pretty lackluster on the content department.
No fair I want to get stoned before launch and chill but I can't since I have a drug test for my new job next Monday.
I last played a week ago because reasons and I sure as fuck don't remember the place I pressed Quit Game in
orange man gay
This. Only took a day off because I don't want to hit the early content wall and get burned out.
It was either rising stones or Gold Saucer
Soken is a god amongst men.
So we're still stuck with meta shit.
I was hoping to at least be able to play a fun job I like such as sam for raiding, but this makes me sad.
And I assume that the lb personality and main stat % doesn't apply using DF?
they spelled their last name wrong and it's pissing me off more than the sugar daddy part
>not logging out in rising stones like a high-IQ nigga
I have to get through SB first though lmao.
where'd you find that pic of me
Cute. Nothing will ever beat the new WAR buffs.
Why would you pay for and support the Steam version of FF6 in the first place if it's so bad
Just pirate some other version or better yet buy and play one of those on original hardware
Because no, I wanna play Hollow Knight.
LB change was just a nerf to LB cheese by abusing how you gain LB from surviving lethal damage and healing critically low HP.
Shit was fucking stupid, full lb in the first few seconds of the fight and it was even possible for physick to be a DPS increase over ruin.
idk why even do this when you can just three man it with 2 other friends
>white mage wants the BBC
I'd marry this girl if this was the joke she was going for, but sadly I know It's a serious request.
The girl songs are the best songs in the game. Absolutely unmatched.
UPDATE IS UP
on the mobile app L0l
thats fucking bothering me now.
I know people who took 2 days off because of the xpac.
Like what the fuck, by the end of the weekend everybody will be done with the majority of the content.
This is a themepark MMO, not a fucking oldschool MMO xpac, but people treat it as one.
Sucks becase I love the game
>loot in order of joined
does anyone really fall for these?
If I skipped Stormblood do I have to buy it to get Shadowniggers?
What changed?
I bought it tired like three or four years ago and didn't realize I fucked up until I booted it up. I didn't hear anything about the port. I want my money's worth.
Sure are gonna be a lot of high IQ niggas in the rising stones. It would be a shame if they ran out of instances.
hey im the lala who likes to be shat on in our ERP group UwU
sneak 100
no
>tfw still no mod that fixes the sprites and battle UI
fuck, why were the FFV/VI ports so fucking ugly when the FFIV Complete Collection was so good?
No, I'm in the same boat. Pre order now for early access senpai.
I took a whole work week off for Shadowbringers.{/spoiler]
I imagine the majority of the instances will be HoH and whatever the first dungeon is. I want to say instances areas like the Rising Stones are seperate
post it, ive hated warrior since they were improperly buffed in ARR
that's where the MSQ starts, we'd all be fucked anyway
Shadowbringers comes with both previous expansions.
i did one time but we got it on the first or second run so it wasn't too painful
i swear most "kill for friend" parties are this.