SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

What is this, a friend request for ants?

>Wave 182
aww ye-
>remix
lame

do they seriously thank some random dudes who stole the music and now claim it as their own because they changed it a tiny bit?

BASED

I'm up next guys, wish me luck.

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Mitch looks like the chillest person at gdq. But I don't like this block.

>mario block
>only one actual mario game
>it was locked behind a donation incentive

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Doing her run

Prepping for her run that's up next.

Give me
Give me a gamer friend

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How's the run Yea Forums?

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You are more likely as a man to be raped than you are to be a victim of a false rape accusation.

Posting this from my phone while Caleb's raping my asshole. He just slapped my ass and told me he was going for WR in Rape 100%

Chad here, this is the better cap

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SSS

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She wouldn't say it

Visit your neighbours regularly. A sense of community is vital to personal happiness!

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This game is a bit too long desu
I'm getting kind of bored of Mario

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dilating
I want him to crush me tbhtbh

she didn't SAY IT

Haven't there been any funny webms from this agdq so far?

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Mitch Power Bottom

Based as always
Dab on them tranny queer lists

>post count didn't go up
samefag attention whore cancer

Ok that's enough rom hacks. Guess I'm waiting for banjo.

didn't you hear?
A donation baited her into saying nigger during her run.
All her other runs have been cancelled and replaced.

indelible in the hippocampus!

Cursed gif.

fuck off with shitposter

Getting her fishing lvl up for her Runescape run later tonight.

based flanposter

This user touched me inappropriately in this thread.
I'm about to go up and say something.
If anyone else has something to add please join me.

Post crowd and couch cuties

Nothing crazy so far.

He's a pretty chill guy, unless there's rng, like a boss has different patterns that he may go for

O-Orb!

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>Life goal Thank you @angrylanks! My co-op dream came true #SGDQ2019 #GetFuckedContra

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based caleb speedrunning rape%

Nah you watch his streams and he's a whiny bitch.

Link to clip?

That user walked right up to me, stuck a finger in my butt and called me a "Chinky casual nigger". I'm reporting this to management and Twitter.

>this level is SO much FUN
>this level takes people 60000 hours on a blind playthrough
>why did the creator make it so HaRD he is such a RASCAL
>this is a FrAmE PerFecT jump
>that jump he did has been done like BarElY ever
>this iS such An Interesting MecHanic, I juST CAME
>tHeRe is So many ThiNgs that Can go Wrong
I wanna fucking kill myself

>Trannies can't even beat Contra

>literally no other post
what did user mean by this

I believe you despite no evidence and with no internal doubt, together we can stop this user

Updated SMB3/SMW/KH3/Invictus. Bumped Fire Emblem to F due to feedback last night. Good morning anons!

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2 // Super Mario World (race)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3 // Chip and Dale // Super Mario Bros 3 // Invictus
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story // TMNT 4 // Ristar // Cave Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer // Sonic 3D Blast // Koumajou Densetsu II
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS // Fire Emblem Fates // Kingdom Hearts 3
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Is that zfg?

Stomped

Music is so much worse than Invictus'

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Move randomizer you cunt

no it's me

Any famous speedrunners who have turned to crime?

word fuck these kaizo romhacks. let super hard trial and error is only interesting so many times

ip count didn't go up so op is attentionwhore same fag
same with

>my game is so custom and unique guys
>i set this up to be really tight guys
>the game that I made is so challenging
>look how great of a romhack i made
>I'm like the best programmer who programmed this rom hack

>twitter.com/sberryblast
Damn, what a qt.

sauce

>Fire Emblem to F due to feedback
That shit was ZZZ tier.

Narcissa is a crime against humanity, does that count?

I WANT TO RIDE MIIA!

When's based Seven Inches Soft Stevens on?

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Barb's a fucking faggot but the romhack is really good.

yeah it's super annoying

>getting carried through a 30 year old NES game

user you're being a schizo

Does GDQ still use the same tech team to set up games, cameras, feeds,etc ......

This was fucking glorious hahahha
Is there longer video?

Because I posted before

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>Super Bomberman 2
>SSS

Why does Yea Forums love black guys?

Gloombas. They're called gloombas.

Sorry user but providing source is against the rules

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I’d just like to take a moment of your time to raise awareness for the greatest issue in America today that no one is talking about: male rape victims.
Statistically, 1 in 21 men have been raped in their lifetime, but many do not report this due to fear of being mocked or not taken seriously.
Men can and have been raped before, and it’s no laughing matter. This is a real problem, and it’s time to treat it like one

nice journey to silius track

Cute!

Uyama

I don't get the appeal of these games. It's just trial and error until you get the timing right.

>This level's really hard
Do they really have to say this on every stage?

nice

like dark souls

Have sex. Most sexual assaults don't leave evidence and not everywhere has cameras. But you fags, despite statistical evidence against you, go full unga bunga and don't believe women just because they're women.

Cosmo’s physical appearance is a crime against god

>tfw no gf to play co op games with

the motherfucker just unironically said "this ending is so unique and cool", I don't like these people at all.

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Up to act 6 on PoE now, lads. Does it start getting harder from now on?

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What a fuckton of great A tier runs this year, it's like Tierlists becoming facebook tier cancer amd therefore a garbled mess of Ss, completely fucked the fractural voting mechanism.

based

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ah yes guilty until proven innocent

>HURR DURR I PUT IN PICTURES OF MY FRIENDS FOR EBIN MEMES AND CIRCLE JERKS

Why is the stream noyt in60fps anymore?

No you idiot, the real issue is that in rare but high profile occasions a man gets falsely accused of raping a woman. How dare you call attention to an actual issue that doesn't let me get angry at women

I LIKE THAT JUMP

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How come there is no Dragon's Dogma speedrun?

>Say something happened
>Nobody can corroborate it
>Many other people can corroborate the opposite happened
But no he should get banned and maybe even go to jail

None of these runs seem appealing until Diablo 2.

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is that umaru playing osrs on her phone preparing for her run

It's zoomer thing, like that meme game Furi.

>belieb woman

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>4 hours of circle jerking
mario speed runners need to neck themselves.

Innocent until proven guilty. It's no one's job to prove it didn't happen. It's her job to prove that it did. Shut the fuck up about this. Imagine you were on the sharp end of a false accusation and people were insisting that evidence you did it isn't necessary.

I'll have sex with you

RIP AND TEAR

>I don't need proof
The post
KEK

her name is narcissa

Was there ever any closure on that Sonic speedrunner getting punched at the bar?

maybe there are actually witnesses but they arent dumbasses like nancy who publicly tweeted about it first

Almost like that makes it a handy dandy way to royally fuck over anyone you don't like. But who would have something against caleb, except literally all the women and trannies that dislike him for no good reason and have been trying to get him thrown out for years.

>DOOM

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rankings were a mistake since last GDQ

>Dad a priest diddled me in the church last night
>Dont lie, son, a man would never do that. Where's your evidence, huh son?

You're operating on maybes m8
You can only know what you know. If they aren't speaking out, people won't know.
You can't blame people for not knowing what they don't know.

what show is this reaction image from

Retard

I like Caleb but goddamn he's a drama magnet. First Fatbody and now him, what an odd GDQ.

Have proof.

Nobody wants to watch 20 minutes of kicking a cow

He went home, the end.

does GDQ still fine runners whose runs go over estimate?

Yeah it like they actually like hanging outonline with each other.

How fast could you smash Yea Forums?

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What was wrong with BL2 and MP2?

Also damn, super mario world speedrun community seems comfy as fuck. They all seem like chill bros.

>don't believe women just because they're women
You're right, and it's because women are statistically shown to lie more than men.

newfag

false sense of difficulty and accomplishment desu, like soulsborne gaems. people who shit like this wouldn’t dare touch something like a shmupnor attempt to get good at games like 2dx or tetris.

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God Doom is so fucking good

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Desu Doll Girl

Yeah, an investigation would be done. The priest wouldn't immediately just get tar and feathered in the town square because of an accusation.
I like that you tried to turn people to your side of the argument by setting up a strawman of muh religion hoping the fedora tippers would go
>O ya I agree with that lolol

Are there any spicy meme names that got through the donation filter? NielKeggers, Mike Hunt, Jenna Tools etc.

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All of these Mario levels look the same to me desu

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That's how it works, retard. Does that mean the father can't presume that it's true and take steps to ensure that there's no chance of it happening again? Of course he can do that. But insisting the priest be punished for a crime that can't be proven is unethical.

Why did mitch put on a shirt? I want to see his pits and chest, god DAMN it!

Based runner/couch ignoring the roastie annoncer.

innocent until proven guilty. which means that SHE is also innocent of committing the crime of false rape accusation until proven guilty. but everyone is circlejerking that FOR SURE this is a false accusation

>dark souls hahehahehahahah

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Why are the Mario runners so based?

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daily reminder not to reply to bait. people pretending to white knight and care whether you say “fag” or not are larping. just a bunch of falseflagging shitting up a perfectly good thread about speedrunning games and autismos. kill yourselves

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>announcer completely ignored

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>Yea Forums is gonna hate you
Do my ears deceive me?

>don't believe women just because they're women.

I dont believe them without evidence. Not because they are lying cunts

>Interrupting the announcer
Heh.

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this has been one of the better GDQs in a while

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Women cried wolf for too long and now they're paying for it.

I don't want to have sex, I want to jerk off to 2D and have a cosy sleep :3

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sure but atleast last year was kinda grounded minus the usual bias brought in by speedrun tourists.

>The accuser is the victim because as a result of being an accuser they're being accused of being an accuser!
Got 'em

Imagine supporting (((doctors without borders)))

They literally allow Invaders into your country

>literal meme game

Women lied more than children.
Women are basically grown children.
Women that go to gaming events knowing they'll be shrouded with attention for being a women probably lie even more

God, you're actually too stupid to understand the most basic concept of this country's legal system. Jesus, man.

>Bowser's balls

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BOWSER NUT

>mom found the pee balloon

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Last year waa good too. Contrarians wont admit it but the event has been on an upswing in the past couple years

>big bouncy balls
lewd

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Post more anime sluts

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You're trying to twist this around as if being skeptical of her accusation is a crime. Her submitting a false accusation is a crime, and if it's proven that she's submitting a false accusation then she deserves to be punished, but she would never go through with actually accusing him falsely if she had any indication that her lie could be proven.

this year it's full of speedrun tourists instead

Reminder that whether or not something went down: nobody will care in 2 days.

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thats why if i was nancy i would have gathered the supposed witnesses and went to staff before fucking tweeting about it. if she had literally anyone at all attending the event backing her it would have been more believable.

>it's so hard
Like Bowser's Giant Cock

i think someone just walked face first into a logical fallacy there bud

>galaxy brain strats

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Why have you saved a sample size image instead of original?
Silly user.

I want to suck Mitch's big bouncy balls

formerly clustersneed

Important poll regarding Caleb

strawpoll.me/18237172

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did caleb actually harass a girl?

why put yourself in a situation like that?

>clustersneed

GDQ will care and that dude will probably get permanently banned from the event regardless of whether or not anything actually happened.

>BOWSERS BIG BLACK BALLS
>CLUSTER CHUCK
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED

He's right though. Separate the two cases and both are technically innocent until proven guilty of their accused crimes under law.
t. Lawfag

I want to see BGC put it into good use and slam Peach.

People forget all the fake skeleton posters who started showing up with differing tier lists.

This image is cursed.

You must reply with what you are eating tonight or else your food will taste like cat piss.

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Clusterchuck's (formerly Sneed's)

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Hey 2hu fags, do you guys know the name of that series of doujins where Marisa gets captured by some nest of tentacles and later gets cloned by it?
Yet it's not bad of a run.

We are hitting 1 million at the Banjo run.

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KIRBY

This. Anons in this thread must be of the opinion that sexual assaults just literally don't happen, because they don't leave evidence. All your female friends should know they can't trust you guys, I'm sure they'll be thrilled.

Le meme 3rd option

>only 2 more days

Are you feeling sad already? I am.

Look at the filename user
I got from Yea Forums
I don't really care about size anyway to reverse search it

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Speed-fingering competition.....
...you'd think the female audience would flock to this event.
Also it's the perfect place to plot your metoo story around.

why does he look so scary now

toad's ass

Would you be able to run a game at GDQ?

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The gayest shit of Kaizo games is all the stupid 'troll' shit like that Boss exploding with zero indication there. I can't believe people enjoy that aspect of them.

>STILL AN HOUR OF TRIAL AND ERROR:THE GAME
i just want comfy banjo-kazooie

STOMPED

ESA soon brother

He already was banned from ever being on stream again.

FUCKING POO
KICKING THE CONSOLE

POO STOMP

Someone give me the rundown. Which Caleb and whats the story on sexual harassment? It's not Caleb Hart's roid rage self is it?

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THE MADMAN DID IT

HE CAUSED THE RESET

crashing this game

what was the music playing on this level before it crashed?

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Too secret for GDQ

>Single finger mashing
I always found 2 thumbs to work best.

>2 thumbs to push button
>Tense arms and start shaking hands as little as possible
>Nobody ever beat me at button mashing
I think I could do pretty good.

>GrandPoo ruins another Mitch run

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>system crashes
>Poo immediately puts his hands up saying "it's wasn't me!"

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I'm having pork nachos
from the menu I'd try the buffalo chicken wings

what friends nigga, im on this site for a reason

HAHAHAHHAHA Poo getting BTFO'ed

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SHOUTOUT TO TECH CREW

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brisket sandwich is probably the best tasting, but the tendies or the hot dogs are probably the safest choice.
I'm going brisket

i'll have a number 9, fat boy

It's up.

youtube.com/watch?v=nHg0RNlu-i4

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I SAID I NEED MORE ANIME SLUTS

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I'm still sure that was vinesauce Joel or a fanboy of him, figures.

STOMPED

omg banjo has a game??? cant wait to see my favorite smash characters run!

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>caleb not in the room

did he get kicked out?

Oh ya

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>shitty romhack has technical issues
whoa

Two hand made BBQ burgers.

im not talking about the legal system, I'm talking about the court of public opinion. let her go to the police, let the police handle the evidence and corroborate witnesses to determine what's true.

basically I'm saying stop getting yourselves worked up into a frenzy about how much you hate women for this stuff when you don't have all the evidence to prove it either way

NICE GAME NINTENTARDS

Look at his fucking face holy shit

Burger is probably the best value for the money, so I'll go for that.

DON'T BLOW ON IT YOU STUPID FAGGOT THAT'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE

This beter be fake

Stiv not running Banjo

Hmmmm no thanks....

fried steak

Leftover chinese food

haah waaw

Wait, what did Caleb do?

Amazing

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SHOUT
OUTS
TO
OUR
AMAZING
TECH
CREW

Are you Jewish?

>Yeah, an investigation would be done
Absolutely hilarious lack of awareness. There's no investigation that would be done, or could be done. Do you seriously have no idea how rape cases go?

>Two ruins killed in two GDQs in a row
Cursed

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NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, I SWEAR

>meme game breaks

lol

Jesus Christ...

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I could see him grabbing a girls ass at a club while dancing which could get twisted into harrasment

It's funny because Mitch literally plays this on an SNES for his streams almost every day with no problems.
This is twice I've seen GDQ have huge problems with games. I can't imagine their setup.

>female friends

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What a shame, that was actually a fun run.

Damn, i feel bad for them if the run is over now. Mitch was doing good

What's the appeal of Kaizo?

EXCUSE ME, IT"S MA"AM

IS MITCH FOREVER CURSED BY THE STOMPENING

NICE FUCKING ROMHACK

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOK AT THE TOOP OF HIS HEADDDDDDDDD

NICEEEE GAMM

It's getting kind of late
Good night anons

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I do the “seizure arm” technique with one thumb

>Speedrunning a romhack

SAVED

>Hagg and Dick's rematch coming up
This is going to be good. There was some drama between the two and it only makes the rivalry more interesting

I was just getting into it too.

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You're right, sorry user. Rape gets completely ignored by our patriarchal capitalist sexist legal system, propagated by white supremacist police funded by the Koch brothers.

what the fuck has some shittily made romhack has to do with the tech crew you retard?

>IT WAS THE SNES'S FAULT

OH NO NO NO I THOUGHT NINTENDO COULD DO NO WRONG BROS

Goodnight.

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it's only 4 pm but goodnight

Poo is cool

Tofu is cool

Mitch is cool

God damn barb is fucking insufferable

"amazing tech crew"
what the fuck do they do in the eternity between games?

SAVED

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really appreciate the cute anime butt posters

Why should I watch this?

female friends are nice, one of mine are currently on her way over to suck my dick and creampire her because she just got a job.

lol

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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This hack really highlights just how many enemies are missing from Mario Maker 2

>Actually giving that much shit over bunch of autists running nintendo games

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Wholesome /ck/ memes.

did he have to start over?

Well, at least they recovered it.

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>reminds me of mcdonal's
The only thing Amerifats comes to mind

>court of public opinion
AKA shit that doesn't fucking matter. We're talking about the legal system. She's insisting that he committed a crime. By insisting this is only about the court of public opinion you are sacrificing the ability to condemn him legally. Is that what you're suggesting now? That even if Caleb is guilty that he should not be punished because this is only about the public opinion? You fucking retard. This isn't about hating women. It's about hating people who bear false witness in order to further a hidden agenda at the expense of someone else's reputation and career.

I'll say it again. You need to put yourself in his shoes. How would you feel if you were innocent of any wrongdoing and someone accused you of a crime you did not commit? Would you accept the idea that you should be punished for a crime you did not commit without any evidence? Your insistence that evidence should not be necessary for this situation is absolute horse shit. Choke yourself to death.

if you aren't a disgusting casual theyre fun

I rather eat shit from the overpriced hotel minibar

OCEAN PALACE BAYBEE

Jerk Pork and Rice

>The court of public opinion doesn't matter
Imagine being this fucking out of touch.

I scream for snek

Imagine ignoring all of the points I made because you can't handle the truth.

Bragging rights so you and the 5 people that played it can circlejerk over it on twitch

What’s better then SSS?

We need a new category!!

Blindly believe women's claims.

>this soundtrack

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>She's insisting that he committed a crime
No she's not
Read the tweet, moron
I'm not even who you're responding to and even I saw the tweet where she literally said "I don't think the police will care about an ass grab"

Mario is swimming in poo poo and pee pee

I didn't read the rest of the post because it's too long

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the problem with these romhacks is that they just go on forever

>all the good runs happen in nonprimetime

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Man kaizo games give me that same feeling as obtuse 90s point-and-click games that died off because people got sick of it.
Trying to second guess what whoever made the game wants you to do instead of playing using any type of ingame logic.

For what?

The entire Super Mario World block has been BASED

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>Have sex. Most sexual assaults don't leave evidence and not everywhere has cameras
This sounds like a rape instruction.

>tfw the diablo 2 runner will probably have his hot gf on the couch
Gonna have to turn off the stream at that point, bros. It's too bad since his runs are usually alright.

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/ss/

i hope the banjo-kazooie run is good

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That's synonymous with insisting no proof of sexual assault exists because she acknowledges that the police will not believe her without evidence, but appealing to twitter might get her the results she wants: fucking up someone's life.

stupid fucking dumb retarded gosling poster

twitter.com/MistyDawn_95/status/1144378642782461964

who here /just a report/?

what the fuck is a banjo-kazooie?

>Game is hard enough
>Feel the need to add "Trolls" to it
For what purpose
Is it not enough for the game to require knowledge of Kaizo Mario techniques and precise platforming timing?

>01:10 in the civilized world
>good morning
list cunts are fucking third worlders eh

All these levels just seem the same, I'm sure they are all very hard to do and fuck knows I couldn't do them, but they just seem to blend together as you watch them

I wanna hot mating press Koume!
this run is too boring anyways

>By insisting this is only about the court of public opinion
WITHIN THIS THREAD the only thing that matters is the court of public opinion, sgdq generals are not the legal system. I'm saying that anons should stop circle jerking over fear of false rape accusations which are actually rarer occurrences than being an actual male rape victim.

He should totally defend himself, I'm not saying he shouldn't. He should go to the cops and provide some witness names just like she's going to do.

>Your insistence that evidence should not be necessary for this situation is absolute horse shit.
where did you even get that I implied this?

gtfo zoomer

if caleb gets more likes than nancy does that mean he wins?
how do these twitter accusations work?

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die boomer

It literally is about the court of public opinion when it comes to whether or not GDQ bans him.

EX

>That's synonymous with insisting no proof of sexual assault exists
No
It's synonymous with the idea that a minor sexual assault claim isn't big enough for the police but enough of a reason to remove/ban someone from a private event
have sex

what the fuck is a zoomer?

The accusation was made, Caleb loses by default.
Twitter's an interesting game.
The only way to win is not to play, if you have a penis.

The person I'm arguing with is literally making the claim that everyone should believe her without evidence and doing anything else makes you a misogynist. If that's not you then I'm not fucking talking about you.

Chickeb

>that Twitter bio
oh no

youtube.com/watch?v=nHg0RNlu-i4
The best run just got uploaded for replay

GUH HUH

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Women win by default on twitter.

I fucking hate this victim culture. No one ever cares to find the facts.

In other words her goal is to make him suffer without needing to prove anything. Exactly why should she be believed when she will not submit herself to legitimate questioning?

The only people who would play this stuff would probably get a kick out of that kind of thing anyway

>caleb "fisting girls daily" hart

>parks and rec/fyre pinned tweet

>1.1k likes
>8 followers

JUST
U
S
T

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Fuck off

Chicken

>the pair that killed Etika

I have an altar ego I've been building up for years. He has a twitter, I don't. My ultimate dream is that someone accuses a fake person of rape.

And civilized people resist the idea that he should suffer from a false accusation. You shouldn't be advocating otherwise.

took like 3 tries

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the state of modern women, i bet he just accidentally grazed her elbow or some shit

I propose a new rating category

ROTM = Run of the marathon

This is ROTM

>twitter drama
>about a potential ass grab

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Yea Forums, you're into women aren't you?

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>MULTICULTURAL SHELL
GET OUT OF BAN FREE CARD

accused of rape is a lose lose situation

user...

I know you're memeing but historically that's correct. There's plenty of documented cases of corruption in the American and Italian police forces where investigations just were not done due to religious or political reasons.

>multicultural shell
BANNED

>In other words her goal is to make him suffer without needing to prove anything
No, you giant fucking moron.
She said she had witnesses and was willing to bring them forward.
You know. Witnesses. Something often used in a court of law which you love so much.

ya missed one bud

>multicultural shell
ban he

Is there any single speedrunner more well adjusted than mitchflowerpower? He's the least autistic person I've ever seen at a gdq.

Notice how the girl's choice does not incorporate any use of calling cops or due process.

>multicultural shell

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YOU MISSED ONE AUTIST, BOTTOM MIDDLE SQUARE UPRIGHT

>Multicultural shell

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real women, yes
not tranny abominations like that

heh

Being banned from GDQ isn't a real consequence. Don't worry, he won't suffer any real consequences even if he actually assaulted people.

>multi-cultural shill
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>multiculti shell

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When is something good gonna be on holy fuck

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>multicultural shell
OHNONONONONO

Ultra-banned

So you're acknowledging that she should not be believed without evidence. I'm glad you finally came around to sense.

I think he'll get away with that because they won't be able to tell if it was racist or not

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I don't think I'll make it for Banjo bros

Caleb is getting picked apart by the speedrunning community

So you're implying that because he won't be very negatively affected that we should simply believe she is telling the truth without any evidence? Fuck off.

The true autism is not falling for this bait

dude he's gonna die if he gets banned!

these mario dudes are basically unbannable, as long as they don't say slurs or insult some tranny they're good

The absolute state of your pic

These mario runs are based because its literally raw skill as opposed to knowing the shortest routes between rooms and shit that most speedruns are

Silly user, you doubt their power
If there's even a QUESTION if it's racist, they'll deem it so.

Yes. That being said, the man in the picture is an asshole.

Based, user btfo into oblivion

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>s

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what did he do

>women try to do anything
>get invaded by men
>GIRL POWER
Legit feel sad for real girls.

dont tell him

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>picked apart
and he'll go back to streaming on twitch and making 50x the amount of money that bitch ever makes. GDQ already banned him and we know for a fact if you're banned, even if they let you on the premises they will NEVER accept your runs again, and they will NEVER let you on a couch. See:Bonesaw. And his was just a shitty jetlagged run.

>So you're acknowledging that she should not be believed without evidence
Where did I say otherwise?
>I'm glad you finally came around to sense
Yea Forums isn't one person, idiot
I was just pointing out how much of a moron you are
Stop trying to pass off that you're some enlightened centrist when your posts obviously show your own bias towards the idea that she's lying

This is impossible.

shitty thumbnail

Compression

>American reading comprehension

i am the person you were arguing with

this is what I said:
>im not talking about the legal system, I'm talking about the court of public opinion. let her go to the police, let the police handle the evidence and corroborate witnesses to determine what's true.

>basically I'm saying stop getting yourselves worked up into a frenzy about how much you hate women for this stuff when you don't have all the evidence to prove it either way

i.e. within sgdq threads, we're not going to be convicting her, it literally does not matter what the legal system is. I'm not saying believe her without proof, I'm saying don't automatically assume it's false. She's gotta provide her own witnesses and proof, he's gotta provide his own to prove the other way. We've got not enough of the story here in Yea Forums.

tranny

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It's funny because

ez

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Stay up for me user and i'll watch it with you

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Kaizoshit is nothing but memory. It's fun to watch, but it's not raw skill. Raw skill is doing a blind run of something.

prove it

Everyone should be biased towards the idea that she's lying you fucking moron. That's how it's supposed to work. Her gender is fucking irrelevant. The accused is innocent until proven guilty.

It's impressive, but it's not as impressive as actual movement optimization in a 3d game.

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>multicultural shell
>rainbow colored like a faggot

Your inability to understand the point isn't my problem.

"Shoutout to the composer"

might as well just steal some art and say "credit to the artist" then

>first he says the N word
>next he sexually harasses women

how the fuck can Yea Forums sit here and defend this bigot?

caleb is fucked cause even if he is innocent he has been accused of rape/etc.

pretty sure he's being ironic about that, he's more Yea Forums on his opinions than reddit imo but idk

Post how much you've donated so far.

one(1) Twitch Prime

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I like the dude but this makes me sad. I fear he's taken a few too many redpills.

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>Everyone should be biased towards the idea that she's lying you fucking moron
What happened to not wanting people to be "guilty until proven innocent?"
You're accusing her of libel
Kill yourself, you hypocritical fuck

>Mike Uyama slays more pussy than you
Why live bros?

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>something practiced and refined isn't skill
are you retarded

A lot of channels will ban you if you make comments even trying to be neutral

>nancy started deleting all her tweets
>including the one incriminating her of drinking at the pool at the hotel
lmao

Keep in mind at the beginning of the run, Barb said multiple times that he, and I quote, "Made this game."
>I made this game

Yeah, I usually like watching him, Poo and Dode but this isn't really the kind of game we need to put on a stream like this.
That big body, that pure smile, who is he?

Show another 3D game with movement as technical as SM64. They don't exist.
2D is better in general, even if SM64 is the ultimate speed game.

>Multiple witnesses to corroborate Caleb's story
>She has so far presented no proof to corroborate hers
>Chose to not bring her accusation to the proper authorities, whether it be GDQ staff or the police, but she instead presented her accusation publicly on twitter with nothing to back it up

Bros, I think Caleb definitely did it. Can we just ban him from Twitch permanently already??!

>something practiced and refined isn't skill
are you retarded

>Beginning
Based music

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>Jewyama touching her
RAPE!

she deleted it

>I'm not saying believe her without proof,
>I'm saying don't automatically assume it's false
I'm not assuming that it's false. I'm proceeding with the possibility that it could be false. Obviously. Everybody with sense is. YOU'RE the person acting like this is wrong. You're fucking retarded.

this. kaizoshit is for children

Yeah GDQ definitely takes public opinion into account when they make a judgment

>donating to a money laundering operation

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$5 during Pokemon Crystal

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>raw skill
>literally all the levels are trial and error muscle memory garbage

the composer is literally called composer

$5

I want him to slay my bussy!

Believe women.

Going to do a tea round. How do you take it Yea Forums?

Okay here's mine:

You read what I said incorrectly and then strawmanned me. That's certainly a problem if you care about integrity at all.

Actually, libel is only when there's something that was demonstrably false.
Her being sexually assaulted could easily be her opinion, if she has a different threshold for what sexual assault could be against her.
I thought you were a lawfag user?

>She's gotta provide her own witnesses and proof, he's gotta provide his own to prove the other way
No. He doesn't need to provide anything. He is innocent until she proves otherwise.

>she deleted the tweets

tells you all you need to know

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black

How does that not describe speedrunning too? Kaizo and speedrunning is exactly the same kind of "skill". Play the same thing over and over again and remember everything that happens.

Whens my boy up

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Everyone is guilty of libel when they put forth an accusation without being able to provide adequate evidence to support their claim.

>tfw unfuckable
i actually have no idea what to say for myself.

>Kaizoshit is nothing but memory.

Watch this video now 100 times so you understand and remember everything. Then do deathless run yourself because its only about memory

Kill yourself retard

>raw skill
you mean muscle memory. It's only slightly harder than something like super meat boy which everyone has beat

SAY IT

Caleb is being escorted outside by the police.It's over I'm afraid.
Twitter did it once again.

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2D speedgames are easier to optimize in general than 3D games, even simple ones. This is unanimously understood among TASers. The analog stick by default creates hundreds of more possibilities in movement than a D-pad.

>accuser is friends with uyama

RIP caleb