Blizz

make $250k a month playing video games

get money and influence. females unironically crave that far more than looks, being a chad does help tho

Order one from Romania or something.

You know she is a trust fund baby and like 10 times wealthier than him, right? You wouldn't type shit you don't know about on an user board, would you?

fuck... this makes me want to die

Tracer x Widowmaker sounds hot

>neo/v/ falling for /pol/ bate fakes

Glorious.

Cope, incel.

I literally made that one 2 years ago.
Keep it up.

why?
Seeing a flaw other people may care about just means your own chances increased. And that is ON TOP, of many girls liking "former criminals".

it's funny everyone latched onto these clearly bullshit leaks and not the ones that came a day earlier and were far more credible.

why is she so perfect for sex

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>fantasy schlooter

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>Acquier wealth
>Acquier influence
>???
>Profit

>get a shitload of money for playing video games all day and also get to bang this
Why is life so unfair?

its false as fuck anyone can write easy shit up like this

>weeping openly as births and a few deaths are missed
ahahahahaha just how cucked do you even have to be just to do something like that........

Have you seen the clip of when asmon puts his hand around her and tries to kiss? she looks visibly disgusted by his presence.

I know it’s likely to be a fake but it’s so believable

how do you fags keep up with all these e-celebs?

DAMAGE CONTROL SHILLS INCOMING

she doesn't look like a nice person

Shes not a nice person.

these two people look so fake. like they shouldn't even be hanging out with each other. it was god's mistake.

No I have not. Link it faggot.

Holy shit that sounds like a fucking nightmare, but it's also all completely 100% believable.

story?

>implying Blizzard tell this human trash compactor anything of note and don't hate his guts for not shilling their shitty $70 mount
Blizzard is obviously an absolute State, but taking all these leaks at face value is just wrong except the wow ones, they're probably mostly true

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She acted mean to asmon fans

Why are you faggots so obsessed with asmongold? I thought everyone here hated him but every time I open the catalog or a mmo thread I see his face.

I don't hate him I hate his zombies

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paid millions to be a disgusting neet with a bimbo girlfriend who sucks your dick
living the dream

They're blatantly fake but it's hilarious he's spreading the disinfo when he's the game's biggest face (very much to Blizzard chagrin)

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shes so perfect bros

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she's just a generic insta bimbo

post the leaks?

that's that point innit? Only old assfaggot on Yea Forums and nuwow players on youtube are interested in the current wow.

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would you be okay with your gf streaming with her big tits for virgin dollars
hard mode: nip slips possible

Because most of "her" is literally plastic.

He's the poster child for almost every WoW NEET stereotype.

I don't know whether to be happy that Yea Forums is now mainstream, or sad.

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its been mainstream for a long time.
and this is 4channel click the ads

Yea Forums has been mainstream for quite some time its why you're getting nonstop WOW and League threads daily

4chin has been mainstream since 2008

I miss comfy threads about small gems.

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>a guy named Ass-mongoloid is the most popular WoW streamer

that says it all

sounds fake, but most of these are reasonable assumptions of what really is happening at blizz:
>Overwatch 2
I bet they are doing that, lootbox IVdrop from the original OW is running dry. Couldn't care less about the lore, sound plausible to me.
>Crunch on Diablo 4
Also possible, considering the brand damage after D.Immortal announcement. But a destiny-clone? Niggawut?
>WoW subs

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>disinfo
Metzen's back surgery, Diablo's 4's massive crunch, hiring university students, E-sports chasing eviscerating their company, etc, are all verifiable tho

That's not her.

Back surgery was public info for over a year before that post you dumb nigger

yous a chad

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It has a shred of credibility until the first post. You'd have to have serious medically certifiable brain damage to think that "Ovulation cycle" shit is real.

so is it disinfo or not?

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To all the retards who said these were false, APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>blizzard, a notoriously self-centered and egocentric studio, being afraid of a shitty console asian wow clone that only managed to break 1mil """"active players""" for the first time ever in june 2019 after giving anyone who has ever played a game a week of free playtime
lol Yea Forums still remains the dumbest most gullible board on this shithole of a site

Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you ecelebs runnin' your twich drama
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts "based" this, "cringe" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the reply button
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A speed run watching fairy
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A twitch donating beta male
(WHAT?)
A no good fat son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna shitpost your feed
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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>none of it is real
>blizzard is fine right now
>all the news lately is fake
COPE

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What's the sauce on this user?

1) Choose an object which vaguely resembles a human shape
2) Slather it with 13 cm thick of makeup
3) Apply fake boobis and nose job if necessary
There, literally anyone can have a twitch thot gf. The dude legit probably has better genes than her.

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These are obviously fake and gay, but let me tell you, an "ovulation cycle" check as some kind of weird morale/scheduling-during-crunch tool wouldn't be strange in the least compared to some of the workplace shit I've seen in SV and the bay area.

>OP paid Asmongold 200 dollars just to read his fanfiction while he says it's fake and his chat says it's fake

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>PepeLaugh3.png

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Blizzard is a game company you absolute mongoloid

So mald

>>WoW subs I actually doubt that, the new patch just released, so there has to be an influx of people coming back for a bit. But the subs are pretty low tho, that's for sure, like under 2mil low.

From what I've seen people are very lukewarm on 8.2. Blizz said themselves that patches don't bring people back and whether or not that was true it's kinda made it true. The patch doesn't really fix the main issues with BFA either, being the obnoxious time-gating and lack of rewards for anything. I wouldn't be shocked if a lot of people just looked to see the less than enthusiastic reaction from e-celebs and just skipped it. Especially since Blizz were absolutely fucking retarded to try and go up against XIV, I can understand why they did it. It's a tactic that has worked in the past to poach subs from other mmos much weaker than it like GW2 and Wildstar. Corporate thinking was probably that they could repeat the same trick again now and get the same result. However FF not only has a much greater offering (a whole new expansion not just a patch) but also a stronger presence and reputation than wow currently. They would have been smarter to admit their weakness and aim for a month later after the honeymoon period to launch rather than now harm their first month figures.

Also even if it is over 1 mil now it probably wasn't before 8.2. Dunno if you play wow yourself but this patch is way, waaaaay overdue. Normally it would have come out much earlier, even if BFA wasn't shit the content drought would have still been crippling.

It's Enid from OKKO.

legit?

I don't understand why everything scales with your level now
Doesn't that just mean leveling up makes you WEAKER?

retard

surprise most of Yea Forums is zoomies now

Fuck yes, Asmondaddy is the best!

Any of them individually wouldn't be too crazy. I met and worked with several PMs and upper management at a publisher who were grossly out of touch and had way too much sway and influence.

But all of these things at the same time? Banking multiple games on the success of loot shooting live services after what happened with Destiny and Destiny 2? Not a chance. The timing doesn't line up for projects like these.

Assmongloid is a degenerate furry.

that's exactly one of the main problems with the game right now

rip diablo

>washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/04/10/tracking-your-pregnancy-an-app-may-be-more-public-than-you-think/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.781c493309ad

>“Maybe I’m naive, but I thought of it as positive reinforcement: They’re trying to help me take care of myself,” said Diller, 39, an event planner in Los Angeles for the video game company Activision Blizzard. The decision to track her pregnancy had been made easier by the $1 a day in gift cards the company paid her to use the app: That’s “diaper and formula money,” she said.''

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It's fun satire, in the same style as that fake SF6 leak.

How the fuck is reading leaks on a twitch stream confirming them as true? You are the stupidest mother fucker on planet earth. Die.

That's the one thing that actually is real. But it's part of a larger "track everyone's health so we can fuck'em on their healthcare benefits" scheme that a lot of companies are doing these days.

my god, the surveillance state is making big leaps nowadays