Seriously though, how different would history be if a nine month pregnant Anne Frank had been teleported into the Xen borderworld by the G-Man during the Black Mesa Incident of May 16th, 200X?
Would she frolick among the fields of light stalks with the Chumtoads? Would the Vortigaunts worship her as a fertility goddess? Would the Nihilanth, impressed by the fearlessness of this pregnant Jewish girl, bequeath her with the knowledge of his ancient and noble race? Would the Gonarch, recognizing Anne as a fellow mother-to-be, invite her into its lair and they share healing pool juice?
Would the crazed homicidal orange man with the crowbar attack Anne, assuming her to be another Xen monster, or would a brave US Marine Corps Corporal come to her rescue?
Which didn't exist for several years after the war
Things would be different because you'd be teleporting no one into xen.
Joseph Brooks
hehe so random
Cooper Morris
SQUAD -WHAT IM ON XEN -WHAT IM SEARCHING FREEMAN -WHAT THE FUCK GET BACK CAN'T NOW, IM REALLY SEARCHING FREEMAN NOW -OKAY WHATEVER, BE SURE TO COM- -SQUAD -WHAT -WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS (pic showned) -... -SQUAD RESPOND PLS -HOLY FUCK SHE'S HOT -SQUAD WTF ITS ANNE FRANK -... -SQUAD WTF IS SHE PREGNANT, WTF IS GOING ON -... -SQUAD SQUAD RESPOND FFS -...Ooooh nein nein nein mein kamarad -SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
If the south won the Civil War Anne frank would have gotten pregnant, and ALSO would have been in the Civil War herself? Am I taking fucking crazy pills? Please help
Hudson Cruz
have you ever looked at a picture of anne frank and thought for a couple seconds what it would feel like to hold her in your arms and you slowly piston yourself inside of her barely developed insides and you shoot your sperm into her ovulating womb? Yeah it's kinda like that
Italy would have never become fascist and WW2 would have been much shorter.
Eli Carter
Is this one of those obscure and very specific deviantart fetishes like that one guy who is obsessed whit images of women buying wonder bread and tainting the environment, or is it just a dumb meme?
I'm so confused.
Adrian James
The Germans would have done a lot better if they didn't have to depend on italy
Jackson Cooper
That makes no sense. If Mussolini wasn’t incompetent wouldn’t it be fascist a lot sooner?
He wasn't though, he was the only one to oppose Hitler in Austria while all other european forces abandoned them, Italy was fucked either way by the global powers.
Kevin Campbell
The horror. The horror. I embrace it.
Lincoln Hill
People want to have new generations of happy merchants with anne frank i think? i still don't know why is it that she has to specifically be pregnant tho
