>game has a complicated class system
Game has a complicated class system
Carter Carter
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Logan Jackson
>game forces you into a random class
would actually be an interesting idea for an MMO
Elijah Long
That would've been an interesting class system if Hussie wasn't a hack and spent all his time running the series into the ground with LGBTQ aliens. We know next to nothing about this or all the other fantastical bullshit he hinted at before he decided to spend years writing about his waifu planet.
Alexander Foster
post your classpects
Isaiah Long
vague class coming through
Matthew Baker
Matthew Bailey
Brayden Peterson
The players would abuse it and just reroll untill they get OP classes.
Wyatt Barnes
People would just create multiple accounts until they got the class they wanted.
Leo Campbell
I'm a dude.
Blake Harris
Best fucking combo coming in.
Fuck Blood players.
Colton White
>Knight AND a hope player
Oh no no no
Carter Jackson
God damn it
Thomas Murphy
Somehow forgot pic
Jonathan Torres
>he gets to have a hot dog girl fuck him constantly
>he's mad about this
Ryder Clark
>no child to take care for
That was the problem, user.
Jordan Hernandez
Just escape from the gaze of the cherubs and watch as her womb magically returns.
Jack Mitchell
>tfw no fluffy chubby gf
Jeremiah Howard
And how do I know that shit?
Andrew Ward
John Jackson
so what is this?
Carson Gray
ok I'll bite
post more about your game OP
David Morales
the fuck is my classpect
Charles Martin
there's an NDA for anything in the beta that isnt on the official website, sorry
John Sanchez
Oh you'll know.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Don't worry guys, I believe in us. And even if you guys disappoint, I'll carry us!
Nolan Reyes
whatpumpkin.com
Hiveswap update, which is videogames
Jose Collins
Nathan Williams
>have to squint eyes to look at void class
Isaiah Anderson
Imagine caring about anything this piece of human garbage makes after the way the comic, the Kickstarter, and the first game turned out. He deserves to be held down and beaten until he can't see in color anymore.
Jordan Johnson
I'm just here for the Jades, as any sane man would be.
Isaac Hernandez
Actually, I'm not really here.
And don't exist. As far as you know.
Nathan Rivera
Reporting
Josiah Kelly
Kevin Bailey
8ased Fujo8ait 8ros
Nathaniel Long
I enjoy games with class systems so give me recommendations. I just recently beat trials of mana and it was great
Luke Cox
Nice girl's outfit.
Ryan Ramirez
>space = girl meme
Ian Bell
But user, I'm literally wearing a dress in my GT outfit and I'll still fuck your bitch
David Peterson
>The only non-shit class is the most boring one.
Fuck you Titan Quest.
Michael Watson
Do I just pick mine? Or is there some quiz I can take?
Jaxson Myers
It's not a meme if it's true.
Nolan Taylor
FUCK OFF HOMOSTUCK NIGGERS THIS IS LITERALLY NOT VIDYA
Nolan Scott
>game forces you into a class you didn't want
David Clark
It is vidya see
Juan Perez
>tfw Grim Dawn is the best ARPG on the market
Easton Davis
>tfw Nudestucks gave me an insatiable lust for aggressively average women.
Samuel Lopez
Boss of wheels reporting in
Carson Watson
This sounds like an incredible blessing. Nudestuck simply left me with a huge fetish for black lipstick.
Julian Mitchell
based
Jack Perry
Those are the kind that are wife material, it's why Jade is the best.
Carter Jenkins
Who is that?
Adrian Long
I had that before Nudestuck ever was a thing.
Angel Bennett
It is pretty nice to be able to fap to regular women and see through the bullshit of high-production porn
For me it's Aradia, but fair point. Fuck karcucks and vriskafags, yadda yadda.
William Rodriguez
Jade Harley, Dave Strider's beautiful wife.
Kevin Scott
Rent free
Josiah Murphy
Nice to see other based voidbros, usually there's not many in these types of threads.
Lucas Hernandez
sauce?
Caleb Diaz
Eli Sanchez
>all that orange
my fucking eyes
Evan Nelson
spacestepmom, not like it matters since tumblr purged all their porn
Benjamin Gray
But how the fuck do you know what your classpect is
Levi Johnson
?
Henry Price
Home stuck isn’t video games. Go back to tumblr.
Gavin Williams
What does Void even do
Chase Lewis
hs.hiveswap.com
Class is entirely up to you unfortunately
You'd probably know your own Aspect better than the quiz though
Dominic Foster
Become irrelevant like Karkat's character arc
Ryder Cook
Gets turned into a tranny
Brayden Hughes
Page of light reporting.
Angel Sanchez
FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFIES ITSELF AS OBSOLETE
Caleb Ramirez
*gives you a wedgie*
John Torres
>page
kys yourself weenie
Camden Wood
Did they actually give jade a dog cock?
Jonathan Turner
My powers of knowledge let me know you're a fag.
Owen Flores
Yes, and she's miserable about it because she wants to get knocked up but can't.
Brody Perez
>Page
Why. At least you aren't a fucking Page of Blood.
Carter Richardson
That depends on the class.
Julian Stewart
Seer of Void?
Charles Gutierrez
what
Adrian Jenkins
You are fucking blind bro.
Jayden Cooper
Shit
What can I do with the power
Sebastian Jenkins
That just seems mean
Nathaniel Kelly
What's up guys?
Easton Young
You see where shit is missing which can be interpreted a million fucking ways, from the abscence of trust to literal puzzle pieces. I think void is also synonymous with the horrorterror's realm so you'd be seeing nightmares, your own and other people's. So you're basically a navigator of the nightmares, steering the party away from bad space and their own personal demons.
Ryan King
The epilogues go out of there way to make it the Dave Strider Show, and poor Jade suffers.
Logan Powell
You can see unspeakable nightmares and be a smug lie detector.
Asher Murphy
Where my timebros at.
Adrian Bailey
>being around me destroys your hope
accurate
Jackson Murphy
Unless you have to purchase the game. F2P games are mostly trash.
Isaiah Jones
Pretty cool. Cheers for the insight bro.
Colton Wilson
get out
Aiden Watson
thanks. Do they have a twitter or do you have a mega of their works?
Eli Flores
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Xavier Morris
thief of time reporting in
Carter Clark
Oh cool, another Seer of Void. Have fun knowing the bad endings fellow Void.
Juan Fisher
Fraid not
Cooper Hall
You know something? Not anymore.
Brody Allen
Lock in classes based on a thorough questionnaire about preferred play style and group/solo dynamics.
Jace Ross
>We are committed to delivering Hiveswap in its entirety–Act 2, followed by Act 3, and then Act 4. After that, we can turn our attention to the possibility of Hauntswitch.
>The possibility of Hauntswitch
It ain't happening, is it?
Aaron Gray
99 insight: the class
Noah Williams
How? The only class quiz I'm aware of will prevent you from getting gender-locked classes if you're the opposite gender.
Ryan Hill
god I hate this art style so much
Ethan Rogers
so absolutely fucking nothing as usual. does anyone even care at this point? glad i never backed this shit
Christopher King
>Have fun knowing the bad endings fellow Void.
Wouldn't that be a Seer of Doom's forte?
Lincoln Smith
fuck yeah fellow breathchads
No other roguechads ITT yet but
fuck yeah fellow roguechads
Jackson Butler
that one's pretty obsolete, the most recent can give you any result because it doesn't ask for gender (but it gives you the top 10 or so results so you can adjust accordingly)
William Howard
Calliope's a fucking idiot, there's no such thing as gender locked classes.
Do you really think the Universe Creation program gives a damn what you have in your pants?
Carter Mitchell
Can't wait for Karkat to reach his fullest potential just like this based Knight of Blood hero.
Isaac Roberts
reminder that breath has nothing to do with freedom :^)
Ayden Brown
Link?
Dylan Roberts
Of course not.
Dominic Sanchez
>2019
>still giving a shit about cuckat
That's just sad.
Logan Phillips
k
Jace Evans
fine
quotev.com
but since it's just based as speculation as any other you might as well read up on all the classes and pick the one that's closest to you
Jason James
Based
Robert Nelson
Isn't the abrupt absence of a story the same as a bad ending?
Colton Wood
>hero
Camden Sanchez
That's not what it would do though
Seers of Void would be able to perceive secrets and hidden knowledge
Benjamin Roberts
>40 fucking questions
Logan Green
Another question is how the Classpects play into each other
An enemy that can delete your luck (kill yourself) and delete your knowledge of them is obviously strong. That being the case, what could counter a Prince of Light? something Voidy?
Adrian Garcia
I miss reading it for the first time and finding Alternia and Trolls genuinely scary.
Gabriel Lewis
probably something like knight of void or mage of void, to delete something you gotta find it first, which is like, the reason void is the anti-light
Jaxon Davis
in short, themselves
princes are interesting because they always have a stronger affinity to the opposite of aspects than their actual aspects (eridan thought his situation was hopeless, and close to doom; dirk considered himself heartless, and acted more of a mind player etc.)
princes are stupidly powerful warriors but egnerally self-destructive by nature and without decent support they can doom their own sessions easily
Xavier Rivera
has the right idea. The prince of light itself might even be an easy pawn to manipulate. As they often embody the opposite of their aspect, they might be completely ignorant of the mechanics of the game, but in that same token, have the capacity to fuck with those mechanics in such an irreparable way as to break the game entirely.
Ian Hill
Those aren't classes though you ffff
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ggg
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Ian Ramirez
Ohhhh nonono.
Adam Wood
I kek'd loudly when that popped up
John Fisher
GRUG SMASH UNGA BUNGA
Angel Thompson
I didn't say anything about freedom. I just know I have to be a lonely warrior.
Eli Parker
>seer of rage
so this would be the correct Yea Forums-tan class right
Luis Jenkins
FUCK BLOOD
Leo Taylor
8ased
Ian Nguyen
Nobody fucks blood.
James Hughes
Is Dirk a chad?
Samuel Morales
Hunter Reed
no only caliborn is a chad
Logan Powell
based tobyposter
Ayden Wright
Doesn't seem to do much right now, maybe I have to grind more?
Jaxson Wood
But Dirk is part of LE
Cameron Bell
yes and LE is not a chad caliborn is
Joseph Sanchez
>Game has vague, unexplained class system system with no real definitions, parameters or limitations
Explain definitively what each aspect and class can do or fuck off
William Rogers
Only friendless faggots hate blood.
t. Breathchad, the guy who has the most reason to beef with the dudes
Nathaniel Richardson
RAGE ARE SHITTERS, THEY ARE ONLY A STICK OF STATS AND NOTHING ELSE. NO COOL POWER LIKE WIND OR TIME.
Christopher Wood
Indarsting
Joshua Allen
ayy me too
Xavier Taylor
Jason Watson
ITT: OP alchemy combinations
Pistol && Halo: Combat Evolved poster
Alexander Brooks
Lucas Rogers
you dont know what random class you got until you get to the high levels m8, there is no rerolling without regrinding all those levels again
Aaron Diaz
Friendly reminder that the troll session was such a shitfest due to rampant cheating and powergaming that no one but Vriska and Aradia unlocked their powers (God tiering is cheating and a time player not time traveling is just a doomed session)
They also gave a frog cancer.
Jackson Perry
Explanations are long and autistic, so I'll try to boil them down:
>space
Teleportation and shit. All about spaces.
>time
Same but about timelines. Nobody likes it.
>Mind
Reading minds and being to intelligent.
>Soul
Manipulates the soul of something.
>Hope
Gay hope magic. Literally what is sounds like.
>Rage
GRUG SMASH.
>Breath
Freedom, being a stealth archer.
>Blood
Being a useless politician.
>Life
Being a healslut.
>Doom
Everyone around you keeps dying.
>Light
Knowledge, fortune, good outcomes.
>Void
The nothing, eldritch horror.
These are then combined with classes:
>Thief
Steals aspect for own use.
>Rogue
Steals aspect for others to use.
>Heir
Has aspect do everything for them.
>Maid
Does everything for the aspect.
>Page
Sucks at aspect until lategame, then extremely good at aspect.
>Knight
Uses aspect as a weapon.
>Seer
Guides others through aspect.
>Mage
Hoards knowledge of aspect.
>Sylph
Aspect healslut deluxe.
>Witch
Manipulates aspect.
>Bard
Gets everyone killed through aspect.
>Prince
Actively destroys the aspect.
>Muse
Embodies aspect.
>Lord
Makes aspect his bitch.
Example:
>Prince of Life
Remorseless killing machine, can point at people to instantly kill them.
>Thief of Blood
Has the amazing power to NTR anyone.
Carter Anderson
The whole part with Dave admitting he's gay to Barack Obama's hologram was fucking 10/10 kino.
Landon Perez
You mean dumb, especially when the writers just say he's bisexual.
But expecting good arcs or satisfying endings in the Epilogue is just something that never works out
Elijah Rogers
more like a kino trip to the trash bin
Charles Myers
>Doesn't remember the "tiers of coming out as gay" Dave went over.
>It included admitting you were gay/bi at least 3 times before you finally reach your epiphany.
Jeremiah Anderson
>he actually enjoyed one of Dave's woke toxic masculinity-style garbage speeches
Are you trying to be retarded on purpose, or did all the post-retcon stuff rot your brain?
Hunter Lewis
that would probably work best in a roguelike/lite system. anyone know of one with that system?
Chase Peterson
no fuck you nigger the only good thing about the epilogue was John slaying pussy in the back of his dads car and terezi coming to terms that vriska is a worthless cunt and that she really does love john
fuck I wish that whole scene got official art
Gavin Perry
>Hating the epilogue because it was so unpredictable that you start retroactively thinking everything is shit and stupid and tumblr and gay and dumb etc.
What a fucking child you are.
Isaac Williams
Reminder
Justin Green
>unpredictable
It was more or less what people predicted years ago. Fuck off piggy.
Angel Young
Then why is everyone so obscenely asspained about everything that happened?
Nathan Garcia
because its canon fanfiction and homestuck is a fucking webcomic not a novel
Chase Moore
>he thinks people are mad about subversions being expectated and not because we waited years for literal fanfiction about Dave's gay suffering
God, why are epilogue fans always the worst. I know one in real life and he's the kind of neckbeard who thinks deodorant isn't actually needed
James Lewis
If you want to know what your classpect can do, these analyses are pretty good:
dahniwitchoflight.tumblr.com
Dylan Ramirez
>I know one in real life and he's the kind of neckbeard who thinks deodorant isn't actually needed
>Doesn't like the conversation he's involved in so tries to railroad it into a situation where he can easily mock people for having a popular opinion about something.
You are some kind of faggot savant. A god tier self-fellating niggerfaggot.
Noah Adams
>popular opinion
I'm sure all three readers left loved the epilogue for that Davekat goodness.
Hunter Bailey
It's not gay if it's a troll.
Henry Long
You even type like a neckbeard.
Hunter Hall
It's only not gay if it's a girl's dogpenis.
Leo Garcia
That combination cannot be fun.
Owen Thompson
this
literally nobody would play an MMO like that, unless they had the money to buy accounts and/or had the luck to get the class they wanted to in the first place
In a rogue like/lite scenario where games only last a couple hours at most before reset though?
Now that's much more appealing and much more interesting
Lincoln Powell
where is everyone getting these classes?
Jaxson Edwards
I'm still seething they turned jade into a whore and gave her a knot
Jacob Scott
What is it you want out of this? A discussion? Or just an argument? Why did you want to find someone to bitch at and call names so badly?
Ryan Rogers
I want people who suck off the epilogues to leave, and preferably kill themselves.
Ethan Bennett
If you didn't foresee Jade becoming a slut you weren't paying very close attention.
This bitch was isolated on an island and was extremely overly friendly with literally everyone. She slings
Adrian Wright
>implying you wouldn't knot everything that moves if you suddenly had a giant dogcock
Jaxson Mitchell
They had to do it in order to make up any sort of excuse as to why everything happens. It's so petty it loops back around to being hilarious, because it's so over the top that you can just ignore it.
Oliver Peterson
>re-rolls are $10 a piece
Justin Peterson
People would make a killing in China. Farming high choice classes and selling them
Liam Lewis
>try to make her act OOC to indicate why she and Dave wouldn't work out
>end up just confirming that you have to make them act incredibly OOC in order to make them not work out because their relationship is too strong otherwise
>end up not even being able to get rid of it since you have to admit that in another timeline Dave overcame his pathetic bitchness and was happy with her
Alexander Wilson
POST ABOUT FUCKING VIDEO GAMES YOU GODDAMN NIGGERS
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL BUT YOU WOULD AT LEAST HAVE A PURPOSE IF YOU TALKED ABOUT THAT SHITTY GAME CALLED HIVESWAP BUT THIS IS JUST GENERAL FUCKING DISCUSSION
YOU NEED TO GO BACK
Ryder Baker
>YOU NEED TO GO BACK
Go back where?
Luis Gutierrez
Prince and thiefs are fucking overpowered but they are also a bunch of fuckups.
Jason Anderson
andrew.cmu.edu
Also got this, anyone need a walking walk-through?
Mason Rivera
I have no idea where this is from or what you guys are on about, but this is a very, very cute picture, and I'm stealing it from you
Cameron Moore
I don't get it. How the fuck do you find out your classpect. I do just choose? I do use the extended zodiac quiz? I just don't get it.
Luis Myers
mage of hope reporting
Brayden Thomas
Everything ends up working out, even if it works out retroactively.
Aaron Bailey
feel free, I got plenty of them
Sebastian Wright
JAKE: What do you think your dog genes or whatever are keeping you from getting pregnant?
JADE: um
JADE: not my....... GENES exactly :\
JADE: i dont really want to get into the specifics
JAKE: Would that rule out a union of an ectobiological sort?
JADE: i guess not
JADE: but i dont think any of us are really interested in having a kid with ectobiology
JADE: i think weve had enough of ectobiology for one lifetime!
JAKE: Heh heh fair enough.
JADE: ive thought about asking rose to help us but thats so much to ask...
JAKE: What like as a surrogate? To have her carry the child for you in her womb?
JADE: yeah something like that
JAKE: Goodness. Have you mentioned this to her?
JADE: yes weve talked a little about it
JAKE: What did she say?
JADE: um haha
JADE: i dunno its a tricky subject!
JADE: she didnt say no
JADE: just that there was... stuff to think about
JAKE: I see.
JAKE: But um... i might be missing something.
JADE: what?
JAKE: Well dave is roses brother right?
JADE: yeah
JAKE: So if he supplied the fatherhood material, wouldnt that be... ?
JADE: lol
JAKE: What? What did i say?
JADE: no jake, dave wouldnt be the father in this scenario!
JAKE: Oh... oh!
JAKE: Karkat then!
JAKE: Wait... no. Im confused again.
JAKE: Arent there biological compatibility issues there? I mean with natural birth and not the ecto-whatsit machine.
JADE: karkat wouldnt be the dad either!
JAKE: I...
JAKE: What?
JADE: lmao
JADE: dont worry about it jake
hussie literally came back years later to give a main character a dog penis
Xavier Jackson
Are test trying to tell me i am an edgelord?
Thomas Thomas
good post, brief and clear. Shits all over wikias, quizs and tumblr headcanons
I would gladly talk about Sburb but sadly such concept is virtually impossible to replicate in a videogame. Everyone who tried failed misserably
Samuel Myers
Thats the anti edgelord class
Carter Taylor
Take the Extended Zodiac (official quiz) to get your aspect, and then take (unofficial quiz, but the most in-depth) to get your class
Matthew Young
this makes sense
Jason Johnson
>I would gladly talk about Sburb but sadly such concept is virtually impossible to replicate in a videogame. Everyone who tried failed misserably
It would make an amazing D&D custom campaign though, if you could find cool people to play with that arent autistic, not power game and focus more in the mechanics of classpects than anything.
Owen Murphy
Yes destroys doom but also WiTH it
Bentley Fisher
>Jade was going to fuck Rose with her dogdick and fill Rose's womb with her puppyporridge
HOT
Leo Adams
A prince of player would be a person incapable of seeing bad things, in other or themselves. It would be fucking horrible to deal with him, the only that stops prince players is their extreme self loath, without out of the picture a prince player is free to make havoc, intentionally or not.
Christopher Peterson
Princes ghost their opposite Aspects as they destroy theirs. They are violently stubborn pessimistic people that stop at nothing to reach their goals. Their challenge is to not destroy themselves along their destructive path.
A Prince of Doom acts much like a Life player in their tendencies to destroy Doom. They are reckless, full of energy and reject any rules or limitations placed on them by outright breaking them. They are energetic and optimistic people, almost always passing any barriers, overcoming any hurdles by mostly destroying any that get in their way. They are the screaming rebels that stand up and burn books because they don’t want to be limited by what’s inside them. They can make others optimistic, even frantic, by destroying the things that limit or restrict them. They free people from their any emotional, mental or even physical barriers that they perceive, even if a person doesn’t want to be set free and are comfortable within their limits.
Henry Morris
>Jade was so desperate for a davepuppy she was willing to fuck the worst girl
That's just sad.
Alexander Peterson
Certainly doesn't describe Cyberjunk 2077
Dylan Murphy
What's the link for the former?
Christian Reed
>Be Knight of Space
>Use by trusty Stardust Boomstick to punch holes in the fabric of reality
>Summon a Quasar and realize you don't actually know what it does
>Shrink steroids down and mash them into armor so dense that almost no weapon can pierce it
Evan Robinson
Austin Green
>rogue of hope
I will lead you through the darkness my brothers!
Adrian White
Rogue are such bros.
What do I do myself?
Tyler Murphy
Prince of Mind, at your service, I'm sure.
Nathaniel Parker
I never actually understood what Prince of Heart is supposed to do
Xavier Gray
Is your ability making everybody around you retarded?
Austin Allen
That certainly seems to be the case.
Ryder Brown
A Prince of Heart ghosts Mind as they Destroy Heart. So they ruthlessly cut down passion and instinct for the things they feel strongly about, not letting themselves be controlled by the whim of emotion either to enjoy things or suffer through them. They can be cold and calculating, without regard for other people or how they might feel. They hold themselves to high ideals of being perfectly rational, reasonable and unbiased in everything that they do. A Prince of Heart has a strange mix of violent stubbornness and total apathy, perhaps making them virulently apathetic to something they absolutely refuse to care about one way or another, or being stubborn about the fact that they actually for real totally don’t care about the thing at all, nope, uh-uh.
Hunter Price
>Mage of Time
What a shame, Witch of time sounded cool as fuck. Think of everything you could do with control over time. You 100% bet your ass I would had pulled other versions of myself from different timelines with different aspects with different classes to fight with me.
Blake Diaz
sorry in advance, teammates
Cooper Taylor
God why the fuck can't someone make Sburb or something even remotely close to it already.
How would you design a sburb game Yea Forums?
Parker Torres
Mages will uniquely experience their Aspect, both good and bad. As a result, they gain a unique understanding of what their Aspect is or does. Their challenge is to become open to new insight or different perspectives than their own.
A Mage of Heart would experience theirs and others emotions, instincts, passions and due to their own empathetic nature. Too easily they are drawn into situations where everything quickly becomes personal to them. Their own emotions making them vulnerable to other’s manipulations. They would feel deeply and strongly and they would understand themselves and others true souls fully and completely. Because of this they have near perfect empathy for nearly everything and anyone, almost as if they’ve actually experienced everything as the other has. They can also suffer from other people’s Hearts.
Charles Gray
So why does everybody here hate blood so much exactly?
Jason Young
>heir of rage
What did I win? Never herd of this system before
Liam Sullivan
>Hurrdurrfication powers
Lobotomizing your opponents at will sounds fun to be honest
Leo Evans
heres your primary antagonist lord of light bro
Eli Martin
Congratulations on being the dps and tank of the party.
Benjamin Peterson
Having power over interpersonal relationships isn't as cool and flashy as having power over time, space, or the wind.
Jordan Martinez
Got that too, on the plus side you know everything that's gonna happen in your session and maybe beyond, its impossible to fail with that knowledge.
You can still time travel as well, all time players can.
Ryder Howard
Blood players might have power over lava and fire like breath does over wind.
Blake Diaz
Knight of Time here brother
Brayden Phillips
Everyone can time travel with the right tools, is just that time players dont fuck over reality when they do.
Liam Taylor
Prince of Doom, zap despair away
Jason Barnes
Oof.
Charles Watson
How do you get an actual class? And what would a Knight of Time do?
Colton Jones
Be pathetic and whine
Justin Cook
>And what would a Knight of Time do?
Become a homosexual
Ian Richardson
Za Warudo
Jonathan Long
Knight players equip themselves with their aspect, like a sword so they use it at the fullest. A knight would try to solve most of his conflicts through time bullshit.
Ryder Murphy
>Slyph of Life
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Gabriel Adams
thanks
Aaron Clark
please be my healslut
Chase Turner
Aiden Kelly
MEDIC!
Elijah Scott
HEAL
SLUT
Hunter Thomas
>Time stop would be an awesome to have
>its a fucking Maid ability
Why though?
Jack Ortiz
Classpect is not random. It depends on your irl characteristics and behaviour
James Flores
There's literally one in the source material to look at
Grayson Ross
Mage of Life. Looks like I'm just born to be a healslut.
Camden Foster
>just the knowledge
Nah son you're a glorified doctor.
Benjamin Nguyen
Can guys even get the witch class? Or would it become a warlock/wizard?
Jaxon Thompson
Sure wish I knew what blood did
Jose Cooper
this
Asher Russell
Charisma, Spirit and Domination
Christian Anderson
Maybe. In dialogue we're told that some classes are gender-exclusive, but the character saying that is hardly all-knowing and could easily be wrong (something the author himself has pointed out). We certainly haven't seen any male witches, but that doesn't mean there couldn't be any.
Alexander Long
Yeah but how do I use that to pull off flashy anime bullshit
Joshua Martin
8e useless
Daniel Jenkins
read Problem Sleuth if you want to see what charisma does
Chase Nguyen
This is demonstrably the opposite of Blood
Hudson Butler
it's just Karkat being a useless piece of shit all game. Blood gave his ancestor the powers of Jesus
Elijah Ramirez
Lava.
Oliver Nelson
Reminder that Karcuck's responsible for literally every characters death and misfortune
Jonathan Thompson
Reportin'
Jordan Morales
Hitler was a Blood player that's for sure
Gabriel Scott
>rogue of blood
You will obtain certain information that will lead to the arrest of the Black Queen, and soon after killing yourself by stabbing yourself a collection of knives in the back.
Charles Rodriguez
Hussie did Karkat dirty. KatNep forever
Jonathan Gray
>I need healing
I need healing
Gavin Thompson
and in homestuck canon hilter literally did nothing wrong
what would hilter be anyways a seer or heir
Jose Mitchell
>and in homestuck canon hilter literally did nothing wrong
God I would kill to see Hussie's face when he realized what was actually in that document.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Bard, he destroys through blood.
Evan Ward
I would say a knight, but maybe heir. Seer of Blood is Jesus.
Christopher Mitchell
he 1488% wrote all of that there is no way that stuff was not Hussie
Jacob Hill
jesus would be a lord I mean come on its jesus
Gavin Perry
Oh he did. It was written in "special olympics and Humanimals" era Hussie where he was significantly more edgy.
Hussie today heavily shies away from that stuff, which is why him unknowingly posting a document that is 101% pure edgy bullshit is incredible.
Isaiah Walker
Wait, what document? Did I miss something hilarious?
Kevin Brown
>unknowingly posting
Josiah Morris
Literally a Lord of Hope
Benjamin Johnson
Seer of Hope here.
All will be well~!
James Wright
we were so happy for a second and within an hour whatpumpkin freaked the fuck out and deleted everything this happened awhile ago its just a bunch of new lore that was hidden on a site
Sebastian Ward
what the fuck does a maid of mind do
David Barnes
Jerk Off Instructions
Hudson Allen
You "create" or "defend" through mind. I think you can mindfuck or buff people.
Parker Collins
Yeah, and then they apologized and said it was text that had gotten past their sensitivity reviewers.
Jaxson Brown
yeah but freedom can work well to let you abuse the abilities breath gives you.
Asher Evans
>Mage of Rage
How fucked am I?
Angel Carter
>makes new character
get fucked
Oliver Moore
Dont know fuck all about this, but after taking the quizzes Im a doom heir.
Michael Young
You'll need some help but you'll be fine.
>Active = You acting upon your aspect
>Mage = Knowing class
You maintain full awareness of everyone's skepticism and emotional weakness. It's up to you or someone to actually do something with that information.
David Rodriguez
Follow a set storyline with details that change slightly as determined by your classpect, most players will go through the same storyline with some elements or your dynamic in a party changing depending on classpect but Time and Space players get unique scenarios. Classpect randomly generated, have destructive aspects and classes relegated to your co-players (ie Prince, Rage). "Better" classpects have an extremely low chance of popping up for your own use so you might end up a Lord of Hope or something if you get a good RNG roll. Slightly rewritten dialogue depending on your classpect since it's so dependent on personality
Kevin Morales
Heir are easy mode classes.
Landon Turner
How generous of you to spend 30$ to unlock additional character slots. Don't forget they disappear if you don't continue paying the 5.99$ monthly fee
Nolan Phillips
DOOM PLAYER HERE
My fucking pal died and gamefaqs says I have to kiss to revive him
Am I gonna turn gay?
Grayson Mitchell
I got page of rage, how fucked am i
Cameron Martinez
Nah, you'll be fine, it's just a game mechanic
Jayden Turner
Mage of Hope
HOPE NIGGAS REPRESENT
Robert Foster
If you're playing Sburb there's a ~75% chance you are gay and just don't realize it
Lincoln Davis
More like you're not gay but the universe will reset until you are.
Adam Lewis
Thief of Time baby, stealing things from the past and future
John Reed
Hussie you absolute bastard
Jackson Long
>implying they don't weigh a thousand pounds
Parker Scott
Mage is still an active class, you'll be doing plenty of kickass time magic.
Ethan Nelson
Where my rogue bros at?
Jacob Bell
Here!
Oliver Hernandez
Would you steal other’s hope?
Asher Cooper
The bad people!
Asher Harris
Checking in
Angel Young
I never got into homestuck beyond reading a little bit of the first strips when I was in middle school back in like 2007, I had a friend in college tell me that they thought I was a mage of rage
Besides a ton of porn and a lot of bad Tumblr fan art I only know what I've seen people on the internet say about the series, mainly that it ended terribly and is horribly managed
Elijah Morales
well that last part sure is true
Luis Morgan
was [S]Game Over and the almost immediate cosmic retcon the breaking point for many? I felt like my investment into the series was wasted thanks to that
Jordan Rivera
i was into homestuck since 2010, it was openbound that tried my patience
still read the rest for some goddamn reason
John Morales
What if you were forced into random classes like every 10 levels or so? You could have parallel skill trees across all the classes so you can continue skill tree progress as you reach end game
Noah Walker
Game Over was a better ending for most arcs than the actual ending.
Jace Butler
This is perhaps one of the most unique things about Homestuck: No one can agree on when exactly it became shit, but only on the fact that it did.
Caleb Ross
That Taurus hits too close to home...
Eli Gray
I just want something to hurt Hussie as badly as Homestuck hurt me someday.
Cameron Hernandez
as someone who never read this all the way can someone just tell me how each character ended up at the end? I know shipping is apparently half the reason anyone followed this shit but I'm more curious how it actually ended
Carson Rogers
Everyone is miserable and gay, the couples that get together are either unhappy or regress as people because they're too afraid to do anything of note. So either they're single/straight and get shit done or gay and become pathetic
Elijah Scott
homestuck felt like shit before the retcon but the retcon definitely told me "this shit's beyond redemption"
It's the absolute point where you knew nothing fucking mattered because no matter what happens, hussie will find some completely out of his ass retarded plot contrivance to bring back his shitty bloated cast.
You literally can't have payoff in an environment like that.
Andrew Anderson
If you cared about anyone besides John, Terezi, or Dirk then you can rest easy knowing that they became shitty caricatures of the characters you once loved.
Eli Taylor
>Game has several interesting world building aspects but casts them aside for muh teeen drama shenanigans
Homestuck a shit
Brandon Young
Some ships fulfilled, some ships or not. The entire ending was nothing but a ship ending since fuck the main plot I guess.
Matthew Russell
At the end of Homestuck proper: Rose and Kanaya are married. Vriska has disappeared; Terezi has gone looking for her. John is a NEET. Nobody has a conclusive ending.
The epilogue diverges into two timelines.
John: Either a middle-aged divorcee (formerly married to Roxy) with one kid OR permadead
Rose: Either fighting on the troll side of a human-troll war OR kidnapped by Dirk so she can ascend to a gestalt consciousness with a robot body
Dave: Either abandoned his wife (Jade) and ascended to a gestalt consciousness with a robot body OR banging Karkat and chasing Dirk (see below)
Jade: Either a bimbo who Dave only married out of regret (now newly widowed) OR a bimbo who gets possessed by alt-Calliope and does nothing under her own power
Jane: Either a Hitler analogue who bangs Gamzee OR a Trump analogue who doesn't bang Gamzee
Roxy: Either a divorcee with one kid OR a trans man, also chasing after Dirk
Dirk: Ascended, has seen the narrative. Either kills himself because he failed to influence it OR takes over as the new narrator and runs this shit himself
Jake: Dumb and useless either way. He has a kid (with Jane) in the Hitler timeline.
Karkat: Either the leader of a troll resistance movement OR banging Dave and chasing after Dirk
Kanaya: Either fighting on the troll side of a human-troll war OR cucked by Dirk and now chasing after him to get her wife back
Calliope: who the fuck cares
Alt-Calliope: Has also seen the narrative, takes it over entirely in one timeline and briefly in another
Terezi: Special case, there's only one of her across both timelines. Becomes middle-aged John's impromptu therapist, then meets the younger John from the other timeline and falls in love with him (and him with her). They bang before he dies.
Vriska: Also a special case. Cucked hard, gets sent to a narrative dead-end and reduced to joke character status
Carter Carter
>Game has an incredibly complex elemental damage/resistance system.
Lincoln Gutierrez
He's probably referring to Dream + basically anything, because nothing is resistant to vitality damage.
Camden Cox
>Ending then suddly goes "hey that worldbuilding stuff was improtant actually" despite literally never elaborating on it and leaves almost every single character in the dust
Isaac Morgan
They could do something interesting by turning him into a violent Signless II, But its the same epilogue that gave Jade a dog dick, so
Aaron Lewis
Where my Blood Brothers at?
Holy shit, another Heir of Blood? Am I dreaming?
Camden Long
Sebastian Garcia
DOCTOR
Angel Hall
>Am I dreaming?
Obviously you're in a nightmare
Chase Jackson
Explain how a Thief of Doom would work?
Jose Price
Who the fuck killed my dream self?
Charles Wright
In the epilogue where he gives up on Dave, he becomes the trollking.
Josiah Powell
Isaiah Morgan
So you mean they basically only have the power to steal objects that cause death?
Xavier Gray
thousand lb Vriska art when?
Justin Martin
A Thief of Doom would steal the doom of others, meaning you could die in someone else's stead, either the once or indefinitely if you reach god tier first.
Hunter Flores
What are some good games that do this? Fun classes/abilities really draw me in
Jose Hall
More like bard of doom
Thief would probably remove laws from a thing. Doom = death, ultimacy, and law. Or make things into zombies.
Joseph Bailey
>official aspect test describes Doom players as "fate's chosen sufferers"
>the character in the comic called The Sufferer was a Blood player
Hussie definitely didn't design the quiz.
Parker Gutierrez
Oh boi its void time
Luke Kelly
I've never read this comic and know absolutely nothing about it but that image is cute
Aaron Price
That's literally a Chiaotzu tier power and would be completely outclassed by Rogue of Doom, who could transfer death from people and move them to others I.E swap an enemy with an ally.
Ian Lopez
Blood bois suffer too, normally cause shit just doesnt work in their favor. They make up for it in perseverance though.
Joshua Kelly
Such as it tends to be.
Dominic James
Knight of Breath here
Jack Bennett
Give it a shot, just know it all goes downhill after a certain point, and depending on your autism level, it will consume your life.
Samuel Smith
Knight of Light reporting for duty
Hunter Martin
>Uses freedom as a weapon.
That doesn't make sense.
James Howard
Remember that show Lost? You know how it ended up being the writer just coming up with completely random shit to create a mystery with no resolution just to keep people entertained?
Homestuck is like that.
Cameron King
>Not weaponized literal breath
That's Jojo tier, man
>I am the light that scares the monsters away
>I am the light that turns on when you open the refrigerator
>I am the Knight Light
Colton Bennett
reminder to read cool and new web comic because its better than homestuck and based as fuck
Anthony Lopez
Did you read the epilogues? Karkat becomes a badass freedom fighter and is implied to go on to slay gods namely Jane.
Colton Collins
>fire breath
Tyler Sanchez
>can breathe highly pressurized air by whistling
William Cook
>Literally hopeless for anyone to get you to do fuckall
Nicholas Perez
Only in Candy, when away from Dave.
Dave never ends up good though.
Blake Davis
You would steal bad luck and put it on others. Felicia and jinxs.
Jordan James
Doesnt Candy also have a Timeskip? Meatkat could eventually turn into a rebel in the future
Mason Clark
They would be an offensive as fuck class, total control over wind and fate.
Jayden Lewis
jane is full on 1488% gas the trolls race war now in candy jane in meat is harmless shes the one who trigger karcuck to become a man for once
Dylan Rivera
>Used to self-insert as Dave
Ryder Perry
So did Hussie
Hudson Richardson
>all his self-inserts are gay
what did he mean by this
Landon Baker
put it on
Ryder Hernandez
gay singularity works in mysterious ways
Daniel Lopez
We can only wonder
Isaac Allen
>40 years old
>exclusively hangs around with hipsters in their early 20s
Hunter Scott
>"S-see I'm cool just like you tumblr haha read my webcomic"
Ryan Anderson
Also, is it just me, or is the way his mom is talking about him here not at all the way you'd expect a parent to talk about their almost middle-aged son? That sounds like how you'd talk about a teenager.
John Johnson
Hussie is a spoiled rich kid from Boston. And all his characters fail to grow up and this is treated as somehow the culmination of their arc. Is it any wonder that he's a manchild?
Kayden Sanchez
But tumblr's dead since they banned porn
Parker Scott
>game has no class system
>relies on weapons and skill builds instead
Christopher Ortiz
Rogue of Mind reporting in
information is everything
Alexander Turner
>dahni
She doesn't understand jack shit.
Benjamin Evans
Shame that never got shown, huh?
Andrew Martin
They moved to Twitter.
Tyler Bell
What the fuck is my power even? I hate my session so much everybody else got cooler powers than me. How do I weaponize my breath?
Mason Smith
I love monster hunter
Eli Cooper
The Psiionic suffered more.
Daniel Myers
>Karkat fans
L8L
Lincoln Howard
And god is it awful
Justin Powell
Brayden Rogers
>How do I weaponize my breath?
Nigga did you see the stupidly strong shit John could do with his Breath powers just as an Heir?
Christian Gonzalez
Heirs are stronger than Knights though
Dominic Jackson
>could have moved to newgrounds
>lolnopeletsgototwitter
what retards
Camden Kelly
Think of literally any wind based attack in vidya.
You can do it.
Blake Taylor
as a Knight you probably couldn't do John's bullshit turn into air to escape damage stuff, but you could do a lot more offensive style moves and still be very evasive in general
Christian James
Isaac Phillips
They could be downvoted on Newgrounds, and can't have that.
Jacob Reed
I think I was Heir of Breath when I tested myself like 6 years ago
Angel Gutierrez
Do as I say
Daniel Watson
Fuck, I missed another good thread.
Carson Martin
>brown jade with slight pudge
god damn
Zachary Sullivan
>Karkat: Either the leader of a troll resistance movement OR banging Dave and chasing after Dirk
Whenever 8est character gets shit on, I just have to look at Karkat and smile how fucking horrible his arc is.
Caleb Phillips
blind girl have nice ass
Connor Miller
Prince of Time reporting in. You want timeline destruction? You want a time travel assassin? I'm your man.
Leo Sanders
>Prince of Time
May as well just Scratch the session now
Nathaniel Smith
a "who gives a shit anymore" of Mind. I've spent too much time flip-flopping and being indecisive about my classpect. I'm mostly sick of speculating at this point. I am whatever I am. I don't necessarily have to know what it is to be it.
Robert Evans
Do you not believe in my princely powers, user? Princes are literally the best players in SBURB.
Lucas Collins
holy shit we've went 400 posts without posting any music
Aiden Cooper
Your mere existence means we're guaranteed more than our fair share of doomed timelines
Connor Gonzalez
I can't imagine a more destructive combo
Matthew Bell
Parker Hill
I think it would be possible, but extremely difficult, to complete your frog breeding correctly. You'll probably need a mind player to help
Jason Wood
Only the results in this world matter!
Tyler Parker
Rapidly aging people to dust
David Flores
>Game becomes really shitty
>It just keeps getting worse the more you play it.
I've buried my past but homestuck doesn't know how to stay lost.
Cooper Perry
Hussie will have no choice but to give in to my demands some day.
Dominic Barnes
Ahem.
Fuck Katn8p
Brayden Kelly
Jack Hall
Live forever in the shadow of my colossal erection.
Isaiah Bell
>Harassing eastern artist because they said a drawing style was beginner
>Harass artist over skin tones
>Harass people making their own OCs
>Silent to the fact MAPs exist on their platform
Awful isn't even the best word for it.
Adrian Cruz
>posts art of Equius fucking Nepeta from behind
Thomas Gray
>knight of space
Even in a game specifically about repopulation I'm still forever alone.
Alexander Hernandez
My girlfriend wants me to cosplay Dave while she cosplays Jade at a con. I've never been to one before and she got me into homestuck recently (i was prejudiced but im now really enjoying it). Are homestuck cosplayers still a thing?
Jason Garcia
>game about breeding
>make characters dead or incapable of it post-game
What did Hussie mean by this
Julian Gutierrez
Rails don't pail man, come on.
Matthew Taylor
Yeah, it's still around as far as cosplayers go. You'll have a good time and greatly enjoy the rp sex