SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

>choke in the first five minutes
oh wow time for another race that's already been decided that goes for another hour

ZOOMERS OUT!
BOOMERS IN!

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Based

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Kino run

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based snekposter, don't let the trannies tell you otherwise

>rom hack race

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piggers

WHERES THE POVERTY STRTEAM? I WANAN SEE REACTIONS IN CHAT BECAUSE THIS IS FUN

Amazing let's play here.

buy Super Mario Maker 2

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this is very comfy

>NO NO NO blind runs CANT be a speedrun! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE TEAMS NONONONONONO MUH PERFECT RUNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fuck you

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>we have a million anonymous $5 donations that say "BING BING WAHOO!"
>donation incentive met
>next game opens up
>none of those donations apply to it

GOD I NEED A SMELLY HAIRY NOT BALD ITALIAN GAMER TO SEXUALLY ABUSE

She's fat, wouldn't tap that.

It's not really a speedrun but it's still entertaining.

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Best players in the world in a blind race.

>water out of a mug man I see
I laughed am I doomed to become a tranny?

The world would be 100% better if all the ugly people were bred out of existence.

someone pose the glover fag

Let's cut to the chase, how's the tranny\cringe situation this year?

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based Yea Forumseddit-tan poster

she wouldn't fuck you either, lard ass

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Eww What the fuck is this pixelshit game?
It looks even worse than Mario Maker levels

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This. Undeniably based and funpilled
>anime trans posters
cringe

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>zoomers literally SEETHING at this masterful Mario gameplay

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>fat_carrot
kek

all streamers from the Kaizo community are complete idiots. I've seen too many of them when I was an idiot myself and joined that community.
Luckily I'm clean now.

Seeth’d and cope’d

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Why does she have the face of an old english drunkard (male)

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Why the fuck do you want to see a let's play on a speedrunning marathon?
Are you retarded or something?

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DODE IS THE PURE GOAT LMAO

HE COULD BEAT THESE DUDES 1v7 EZ

>haha, butt
Fucking cringe

Any good runs today?

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Based yuckposter
Dilate, yuck poster isn't a tranny

im enjoying this run and nobody (not a single person) can stop me

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>The state of brainlet Poo

>not a new IP
How much are you gonna spam this? Just go back to red'dit and stay there

youtube.com/watch?v=K1CUja1XK2w

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Bet this whore only puts out for BBC

Anyone have that pic of that girl thats spammed in every thread? The skinny girl thats seig heiling at GDQ and has an ugly face.

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Shut up fucking brainlet.

this one

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>t. yuckposter

guys, real talk. What does that room smell like right now?

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Once someone beats the level they should both move on to the next level simultaneously. That way it becomes a competition of who can win the most levels, and so runners don't end up "stuck" on one level or end up super far behind.

haha guys oooorb

>ORB
Kill me

Yea, Dode has been best player in this

>Trying to do the orb shit
FUCK OFF

Fuck off Jamal

>TIED
k i n o
i
n
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>DILATE COPE SEETHE CRINGE BASED DILATE COPE SEETHE CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED

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just say reddit, you fucking tourist
not that hard

Back to /pol/ with you BLACKED fetishist

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Yuck poster is a zooming, shit taste having, same anime slut posting /pol/nigger and that since last SGDQ.
So even a newfag.

he got perma fuckin banned right

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What is this? This isn’t Super Mario World

smells like milky bag and salty coins

>BBC

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>dogshit make up
>no lips
She looks like a banshee in disguise

Morning had a lot of good runs, super bummerman, tmnt, etc

did you remember to take your daily sip today?

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They must have read your mind user

these people aren't good players, they're more like musicians
they're good at reciting, not being intuitive

Thicc, my dude

Kaizo shit.

cringe

>phoneposter whining
yikes

>made 50 thousand in the last 30 minutes

Totally not suspicious.

this is kino but Yea Forums is going to rate it low
fuck all of you zoomers i hate this fucking event

O..Orb!

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Yep, thats your average underaged Yea Forums poster now, have fun

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How come 90% of the donate comments are so generic it feels like they are made up by one person?

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Yeah. It's alright to watch. I don't think the modded sprites were good though but whatever.

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Fun across the board and not gay for a team to be stuck behind and have be a boring blow out.
This is genius.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE AIR WOLF THEME

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SHIT WHAT IS THIS MUSIC

God i fucking hate speedrunners so much

>postcount didn't go up
samefag as fuck

donkey kong?

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>What's wrong, Ronald-kun?

If this is a race, why do they wait for the other team after they finish a level? I don't get this

>quick and fast
you mean cute and funny?

>that airwolf theme music

I don't understand the orb meme

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based

so it's guys like you pushing this ugly ass botox lips trend

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

>I was on this site 11 years ago
shit.

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>Who cares that it's not a speedrun, fun is all that matters!

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I wanna see your fucking ass even getting that jump of the shell thrown at a wall trick constantly, never mind beating this romhack under an hour.

they no doubt cherry pick the most family friendly memes to spout so twitch chat and the autistic crowd can eat it up

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MCNUGGIES

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They race the levels individually.

>$124,999
>$125k donation not met
Sry everyone, the SMB3 incentive was not met

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aren't musicians good at improvising

kek good edit

This is shit

Because everyone gets a medal at GDQ

what the fuck is this

"ahem" fuck Nintendo and fuck SMW romhack runs.

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based yet bluepilled

I hope panga goes home tonight so he can play SMM2 all tomorrow

so how many runners have been banned so far?

Where do the old insults like landwhale, numale, basedboy, roastie, autism and so on fit into the overall metagame?

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i think the one in the Bazinga shirt would be since it was their copy of the game
>his face when the runner asked for his copy and he had to think to himself "oh fuck do i have FAG or NIG as a save file name"

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Not hating, SpikedVegeta is a good anouncer but something about his voice and him talking just infuriates me. Why?

oooOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOooo

dode is gode

irrelevant
thanks for playing

based and rantpilled

Big crowd for this.

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>botox
lol didn't say that nigga, anyway thats something old bitches get when they're dried out.
who the fuck likes thin lipped 'girls' they look like men lol. Doesn't have to be super plump nigger lips either. Look at any Italian girl

>SMW romhack
I assumed it was Super Mario Maker 2

Are we all ready to admit that SMB3 is far superior to World in almost every single way?

Kaizo needs to be forbidden.

I don’t see how this is speedrunning

>When fun is allowed, but fucking nuGDQ faggots want to get rid of it.

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Imagine getting excited for Super Mario World, and you get this shit instead.

It even still says "Super Mario World" at the bottom of the screen.

>speedruns need to be serious games only, get this kid’s shit outta my face so I can watch indie shit 3: phil fish sucky sucky edition

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oof
yeet yourself boomer and don't forget to dilate
You know I had to do it to em

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SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

Are you me ?

The last 2 years have truely been the worst, I barely visit this meme'ing shithole anymore, eventhough we're all here forever

>still give poo shit for stomping

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when is she on?

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There's just been a bit too much time spent watching them die over and over and the same parts. If the race itself wasn't close this wouldn't be that good. If they got through the segments a bit faster it would help.

>all this standing up and moving around
inb4 these fat nerds are out of breath by the end

why is every single one of these people a 2/10 at best

WHERE ARE THE AVERAGE PEOPLE I MEAN MY GOD

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All of them--running is ableist to fatties.

Dode is too OP for this. He is winning this alone for their team. Still nobody but him has completed a section of a stage but him

is this even supposed to be a comeback or something?

Absolutely, its a fun rotating pvp race that is holding everyones attention every second.
Not the same boring rehearsed speed runs.
Also
AIR WOLF THEME
YES YES YES

the barb ones are gonna be super comfy. i know ill check out carl tonight but I believe first two days are gonna be slow

>no I am BOOMER
Always gets to me.

i hate this

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this

Can't believe I'm missing a Kaizo race to be a breadwinner.

Fuck capitalism.

GREAT RACE THIS IS SOME SSS KINO

>game that isn't even a real speedrun is the best run so far
amazing

i can smell that picture

from a quick scan of this pic, I estimate 95% male

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metroid 2 already happened and fucking sucked

Yikes

Your brain instinctively recognizes a tranny as nasty, diseased and unappealing.

Literally the only game I was waiting for, that wasn’t a 2 hour + shit heap of a “””speedrun””” and it’s this pile of garbage

GrandChadBear is here to stomp all competition.

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Think about this, around the time you came around, you were considered cancer
Now look at where we are.
I should probably get around to leaving here at some point.

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Based Bobcat Goldthwait

As he should. Fucking idiot stomp baby.

two nights ago

Go watch a speedrun on youtube its gonna be the exact same shit you'll get here.

a few nights ago

Post YFW this run.

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They should. It was fucking incredible.

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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big booby
girl with boobs

desu i always enjoy these kazoo/mario maker team races. this is great

Is that you ? Or is it copy pasta ?

Anyway, that hits pretty close to home

Omega tier

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Absolute minimum

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irrelevant
/JˈrɛlJv(ə)nt/
adjective
not connected with or relevant to something.

if you need that explaining to you then you're way too beneath me to bother with

>s

Custom sprites don't look too jarring. I'm even somewhat impressed at the amount of work that went into making this hack.

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>all these fags defending this shitty let's play

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checked

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is this good or bad now? I'm getting mixed signals from you /pol/fags.

It's Nintendo dude you can't hate on Nintendo!

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DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE

Straight men apparently have the same physical and mental reaction to faggots kissing as if they were viewing maggots, so it's probably the same for trannies just existing.

Okay, that was crazy.

PogChamp

fuckFUCKFUCK

The absolute fucking madlads

OH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHH

This is fun. Fuck reddit.

Unironically hyped

holy fuck

>that ending
holy shit
this is better than all those Mega man races

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BASTE

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Holy shit that finish.

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This is the most boring shit and this fake ass hype is annoying

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>every round ends simultaneously
R I G G E D

>Dode clearing the level

Dode has done everything for their team. Rest are fucking shitters compared to him

WHAT A FUCKING ENDING!

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SSS tier

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FUCKING NECK AND NECK HOLYSHIt
KINO
KINO
KINO
LITERALLY 1 SECOND LEAD

HOLY SHIT THE CHOKE LOL

>watching something you aren't enjoying

fucking 1 second

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I hare nostalgiashit and dont like races but this shit right now is legit old school hype. Its fucking great

DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE

you're watching it too dumbfuck

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Why is this thread suddenly like a Twitch chat? Even people typing out twitch emotes here.

S C R I P T E D

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Who here /OneTileAryan/ here?

This blind run is fun as fuck

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we not gonna make it to smb3 are we?

this kitty has a dislocated jaw :(

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This shit is so fucking close

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Poggers

do you have audio off or something they've explained it like 4 times. winning a level gets you a 10 second head start on the final level, and the final level is the decider.

>ANIME SHITTERS SEETHING
>REDDIT FAGGOTS MAD
THIS IS TOO GOOD, SAVED THIS WHOLE SHITSHOW OF A MARATHON

>NOOOOO Stop enjoying thing, I don't like it so you shouldn't either

Have suicide

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This that was so fucking close, after trying to get into that pipe b/c of that tricky platform. BOTH niggas got in at the same time and had a 1 second difference.
Fucking Kino.
Most fun so far of this stream.

damn this shit is pretty hype

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kys this is hype :PogChamp

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K I N O K I N O
I I
N N
O O
K K
I I
N N
O O

bleh

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This run cured my cancer.

celeste level is pretty damn hype ngl

WALLJUMPING IN SMW HOLY SHIT

Pog

A fucking Celeste level

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>air dashes and wall kicks

THIS RUN IS NOW CUH RAZY

Can we get something in the thread for user here, some poggers, some EZClap?

>tribute level
cringe

My grandma's cat looked like this after he got his head caught in a slamming door (due to wind so it slammed pretty fucking hard), which broke several bones in his face.

I really don't understand how people just have 1000 dollars laying around to toss at a speed run convention.
>inb4 money laundering bro
Okay, but let's just assume it's not. Just..how. And even so, why would you drop that much. I have much more than that in my bank account but I still wouldn't toss it as this event, it just seems ridiculous. I don't see why you'd give anything over a hundred max.

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How much longer will they stall to meet the SMB3 incentive?

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What a lovely couple.
And yes this is super fun to watch.

Is this celeste music?

WALLJUMP AND AIRDASH???

I prefer to look at the original sprites but the amount of work put into the puzzles and tricks in this is really impressive, the koopa kicking shells into those switches was brutal. It's too bad it's in this format though.

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Alright earlier I wasn't too happy with this run but I can admit it's actually pretty good now.

Okay this is pretty rad

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Zoomer Celeste DABBING on old Boomer games

CUTE THREAD

>level is a metaphor for abortion
based

A bad remix

>Tofu
Holy fucking shit dude

some poeple that dont go to these events still have their life revolve around them

they might save up every 6 months to donate $1,000 to hear people talk about it for 6 seconds

SSS Tier

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HOW DO I WALL JUMP

The absolute state of Tofu

I had dream yesterday rich decided to become a speedrunner and went to gdq and called everyone a faggot.

yup with smw notesounds
fucking insane

Tofu you fucking tard

>tofu going full cosmo with not understanding wall jumps

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wow this run cured my depression

1/3

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>YAAASSSS SO FUCKING HYPE

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>Celeste
We are reaching cringe levels that shouldn't even be possible

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>Tofu

This is more fun than anything in 2013. If you disagree you're a brainlet.

pls no bully it's a very stressful situation

This isn't so bad.

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Is Celeste worth playing ?

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>was not the kid who wall jumped in PE

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SSS tier for fucking sure. based as fuck race, fuck zoomers

You mean depression.

Once you have enough money to do most of the things you want to do with it you kinda stop caring. Ever since I started having a well-paying job I've had several occasions where I've preordered stuff online or lended family members money and completely forget about it until someone reminds me that they owes me stuff.

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cured my erectile dysfunction.

WHO TEAM /ONE TILE MAN/, LUNAR FAGGOTS NEED NOT APPLY

now hold on right there partner

The absolute state of tofu

all these fuckers decided to do this "speed"run instead of streaming Mario Maker 2.

what did he do

What game do you run that's a better speedgame than Celeste, user?

holy fuck tofu is going to transition after this run

never played it, what's """cringe""" about it?

Fuck no

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One Tile Men need to dump Tofu immediately.

it's fun. story is meh but you can just skip the cutscenes

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It's the one portion of the event that isn't just repeating what you've been mindlessly practicing and memorizing for months.

Celeste cured my gender dysphoria

Long Dick Lunar: report in!

Yeah, gameplay is good but just ignore the story.

POOGERS

>fine from a distance
>el goblin up close
Yikes, she used to be cute

it's called having a job and not having a golddigger whore.

it's a good game so Yea Forums hates it

This sounds comfy, I've been a NEET for a decade and 5$ purchases give me anxiety.

Can't figure out walljumps. I think he was trying to do it like metroid.

Celeste sucks

...

depression is part of abortion

the characters are kind of gay but its an S tier game overall

God panga

Holy fuck it just keeps going. The fucking state of Tofu.

story is incredible faggotry but the game itself is pretty fun

just jerked off to some musclegirl porn, is this race any good?

Gotcha, thanks

disregard story about mentally ill child and acquire boostjumps and pixel perfect walljumps

It's a sincerely great platformer.

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

What does the exit option do.

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>tfw I wouldn't be able to get past the first level on this game
Goddamn do I suck at vidya

post pron

Finally someone says it

Yes, it's unironically one of the best 2D platform games.

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old pasta

Based Tenkobro, yet bluepilled taste

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it's okay

all the maps were very close

Lunar is killing Tilesoy daily.

You mean anxiety

>Onions face avatar is good at celeste
Pottery

Yet another nu-retro 2d platformer with le pixel grafix and an all star sjw dev team of trannies and tranny enablers.

It stops being comfy when you realize what most people need to do to have that kind of money
Most people who are throwing around money like this are born into it

/thread

MERCY KILL WHEN

I'd say so. Also good taste user, very nice.

i have seen celeste speed run over 7 times at events now and i got bored during the first one. Why do they keep running this game. KH3 and Celeste speedruns are killing me

BASED POO

What's wrong with the story?

heh, poo

Gameplay wise it's great, but the writing is fucking embarrassing amateur garbage.

Reply to this post if you're a current NEET
Reporting in.

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>finally coming back after the Kingdom Hearts faggotry only to watch this shit

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10 minute time limit

orb

This is fucking close

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>all this bullying of Tofu
Will the announcers be banned for bullying?

Underdogs win, get fucked.

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kys this is based

Probably takes you back to the main map

exhentai.org/g/744727/a91e31340e/

>This run
I'm clapping at home and i'm not even american.

i thought celeste has only been run once so far at gdq

This is excellent. All races should be stage separated like this one is.

I guess, having disposable income + a job you don't despise seems like the dream.

>looking at the donations and man they jumped a lot!

OH NO SPIKE DON'T DO IT!!!

It's super good in every way, don't listen to the autists.

HYYYYPPPEEEE

2/3

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I haven't seen anything this scripted since watching League E-sports

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reporting

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100& LunaChad!

Final level anons. Let's go!

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FINAL LEVEL

NEET here. All of my problems are my own fault.

>It stops being comfy when you realize what most people need to do to have that kind of money
Go to university (free, of course, because I live in a first-world country), get a programming degree and get a comfy job as a software developer?

>imagine voluntarily being a slave

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Oh that climb, I was expecting stuff to start dropping from the sky. Pretty close but it would be great if they could just keep going instead of pausing.
Hmmmm?

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It Dougs

DODE COULD 1v7 THESE IDIOTS LMAO

HES CLEARLY THE BEST HERE

Where's the megumin tier list, the snake one fucking sucks

no poverty chat this year, Yea Forums?

So Jay, what did you think of AGDQ?

>$50k+ in 15 minutes

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Mirrors edge is better speedgame than celeste

IB4 10K donation from the yetee or however it's fucking spelt.

die zoomer

I did nothing last semester in uni, does that count?

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>relay race
Please stop this shit. Just keep it a regular race please.

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based honorary burger, this race is great.

>looking at the donations and man they jumped a lot!
>that reminds me, stay tuned for our tribute to Etika later tonight!

3/3

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i've seen it a couple of times at ESA

There's nothing "comfy" about a programming job

About to donate 20K fellas, what should my comment be?

It's some dumb mental illness metaphor that falls flat.

who /magician/ here
ww@

>right team not pressing A
Fucking idiots

How does it fall flat?

Nah -- any% race last SGDQ, TASBot of same in same event, and then all chapters% last AGDQ.

It's all a metaphor for overcoming depression. No, I'm serious. It's like a parody of indie game stories, except it's actually serious.

well I didnt HATE it...

both good and completely different games

"i'm a huge fucking tool"

is the site down? its not coming up for me.

yeah you're right he meant to say most people who make money in an honest way wont just throw it around like that. software developers are basically societies retards so businesses have to pay them since otherwise they're completely worthless

SOMEONE HELP TOFU

based

dead and snake's is just reversed

NIGGERS

post some lewds

>I hated it!
>well Jay, I loved it!
>Well I DIDN'T hate it
Every time.

Go on

10 years and counting

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All that competition earlier for basically no advantage whatsoever, how lame.

Why is it not comfy? Are you a programmer?
What is a comfy job to you?

no one will be able to tell you. i think it does fine but Yea Forums is full of angry children so they don't like it

>I can't swim
wat

Works fine for me. Try restarting your browser.

>once again Dode making all the progress

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This race is retarded, you can win every other stage but whoever wins the final stage is the winner.

Long time watcher first time donator
Greetings from Germany

DODE is doing everything for his team

>can't swim
jesus fuck

okay now Im bored again

That one senator or whoever that was that accidentally posted their porn search to Twitter apparently thought that lol

#freeshift

>software developers are basically societies retards
now this is some grade A cope

Reporting but i'm getting fit.

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF LUNAR FAGICIANS

Is it true that most americans can't swim because they're too fat and they sink?

DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE DODE

dode the goat

new

Yep

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Megumin is asleep

Whats the bonus game 4?

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"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"
"if you dont read this im charging back"

Why, don't you have to pay money for that

The fucking state of Tofu.

sup

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here.
this

How old user? I'm 31 and married, but did the NEET life with drugs and anime for 3 years, was based desu. miss it.

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Fat Floats.

European """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Education""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" everyone.

No, but it is true that foreigners spend their whole lives constantly thinking about America.

I get to work from home for decent money and have tons of free time to shitpost here, could be worse.

shut the fuck up, One Chromosome Men can eat a bag of dicks
lunar chadicians will win this shit

A job you don't work terrible hours in an office all day
Unless you're talking about freelancing, which is never "comfy" since you don't have a steady form of income
The only "comfy" job that exists is one you're born into when you're a part of a wealthy family
Working is a terrible necessity that almost everyone hates
Dream jobs don't exist because as soon as you start working instead of simply enjoy your hobby it stops being fun

What the fuck is this shit? This is mot mario world

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Can't wait for this shit to end

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>hurr i learned C++ over 2 months along with my 20 liberal arts classes my starting salary is 120k
when the economy recorrects its gonna be high noon for fags like you

Mario Bros 3 race, if it gets met

Dode vs 7 others lmao

>Dode shitting all over everybody

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i just tapped out of Mirrors edge on easy today due to being complete shit so iktf of just being shit at vidya but i was still able to beat Celeste, the levels are segmented by screen more than how it seems in this hack so its alot more immediate and easier to tackle than how this made it seem. at least for the main levels, theres optional levels that i barely attempted for being much less forgiving

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DODE DODE DODE

this stage is pretty cool t b h

Yes. No one said its a bad game, Yea Forums just hates the developers.

Holy fuck Dode could beat a team of all 7 of the other guys by himself.

>a decade
Fucking how. Like how have you not killed yourself out of pure boredom. Just get a minimum wage shit mcjob nigga.

>Dode for the carry

they carry the time over you retard

D O D E
O
D
E

So this is basically Dode vs Panga?

it's still not working for me. the whole site is just a picture.

SMB3, literally the only reason I'm still here

hmm hmmmmm

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DODE 1v7 WOULD KILL THESE KIDS
DODE 1v7 WOULD KILL THESE KIDS
DODE 1v7 WOULD KILL THESE KIDS
DODE 1v7 WOULD KILL THESE KIDS
DODE 1v7 WOULD KILL THESE KIDS
DODE 1v7 WOULD KILL THESE KIDS
DODE 1v7 WOULD KILL THESE KIDS

What the actual fuck is Tofu doing? He's the fucking worse than both teams combined

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I'm not from a shithole country where I would have to pay for uni

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Because he's jewish. Jewish men speak in a very gravely, grindy voice from the back of the throat.

Lunar Magicians getting BTFO

Thought I was gonna get home and watch some Super Mario World, not meme shit. I guess you really have to fucking read every single category because they usually name romhacks as if they're different games.

Are you going to explain what's wrong with the story? So far you've only explained what the theme is.

what do you expect from a guy called "tofu"?
even poo is better

>he doesn't know

Dode vs everyone. He has done everything for One tile faggots

>Barb does the work
>Dode gets the credit

This would genuinely be better if it was just Dode on his own team.

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Really? Matt Makes Games has some great older games, an untitled story is amazing.

waiting for the bonus SMB3 Race to be a romhack as well

You can keep thinking your job is important and meaningful, it does not make it so. But your insecurity was apparent from your first post, of course now you're just going to deepen your grave

>I don't remember there being baby triceratops in it
Has this faggot ever played SMW?

31 as well, my social anxiety and autism meant I couldn't hold any job I tried. Just living alone with my NEETbux and video games.

NOOOOOOOOOO LUNAR CHADS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

There's no way you can convince me a four hour KH3 run is good.

>when the economy recorrects its gonna be high noon for fags like you
how cute

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Cmon Tofu, you can fricking, fucking do it. Go for the win.
Hmm hmm hmm!!

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TOFU THROWING IT AWAY

tofu you retard

Try reseting your computer and your router, that usually works for me

Tofu might as well just quit

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>he doesn't know

Was the singing good?

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>What's he gonna do?
>DIE

Kek

>tfw no sukeban gf

my sweet summer child

Well why go if you ain't doing nothing. You just bored?

Yikes and newpilled

Enjoying working at Walmart?

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its gonna be cute when your twink ass is used as a fucktoy we'll see how well that unearned money is when your 5 inch biceps have to defend you IRL

Every team has a Just A Guy player to fill the ranks.

People like you are the reason higher education is such a mess.

fapping

>stage is focused around waiting looking at the same screen for a long period of time trying to kill dinosaurs
Great fucking idea to put in the speedrun race levels. Very exciting.

im going to fuck megumin!

They are so bad. What is happening?

based laser

Nice

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HERE WE GO

RETURN OF THE LUNARCHADS

Hey not gonna tell you the bullshit dick sucking like "ohhhh it'll get better' or 'jus be urself', just hope you're enjoying the neetbux and lifestyle bruh, hope you can enjoy these runs too.

TIED

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Yeah that's the actual bummer, but the rest is pretty fucking good and tight and close, right behind each other most of the stages.

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Oh it's absolutely not important nor meaningful, but luckily for me the people who pay me do not realize how retarded it is that their product has to exist at all in first place. I'm just in it because I find solving problems through programming is intrinsicly rewarding.

Going through the process of getting on NEETbux now. God it hurts.

TOFU REDEMPTION

Tofu redemption arc

>tofu wins it all
and you doubted him

They'd pretend to like you, bring you tyo a hotel, then have their Chad BF and his friends beat your ass, blackmail you for rape, then extort you for money for the rest of your life.

TOFU CARRIES

TOFU BTFOING Yea Forums

TOFU DID IT

tofu redeemed

RATE THE RUN

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RATE IT

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TOFU REDEEMED

>tofu did it
WHAT THE FUCK

REDEEMED

>Tofu actually clutched
WHAT THE FUCK

LUNAR TRANNIES BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

APOLOGIZE

TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TOFU THE DARK HORSE

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>Posts that didnt age well

>tofu pulls through

S C R I P T E D

Depression is a bitch my man. Haven't been able to motivate myself to perform like I did in the past. It's getting better though.
Sure, whatever dude

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TOFU REDEEMED
DODE A SHIT

>tofu actually did a gutsy thing and it worked
lol

TOFU REDEMPTION ARC

and im going to fuck aqua!

That was fun

TOFU REDEEMED HIMSELF

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It was good for the boss level because the forced waiting slows down the pace of the winning team to give the loser a chance to catch up.

Tofu redeemed

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>that Tofu redemption

Pure kino

tofu redemption arc

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9 year NEET here.

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10/10
SSSUPER

wait is it over? We only get 10 minutes of this?

>Tofu redemption
kino

Only a handful of people ever try to become "MLG gamers." Hence, they aren't much more skilled than the average gamer.

DMCA/10

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Please stop shouting it's super annoying

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10

ther was 6 stages beforehand dummy

10/10 SSSSSSSSSSSMW tier
KINO KINO KINO

new thread

Easy SS.

>smb3 not met

SSS

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My sweet sweet Serenity

SS

im pretty sure its not my pc or my router since every other site works.

is nobody else getting this?

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Hated it at first, end up liking the run in the end.

it was like 40 minutes

SSSpectacularly kino

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS/10

>be a good goy and pay for uni
Ok

SSS

better start looking for something more stable, when all the boomers who are afraid of technology die off you'll be stuck making less than minimum wage

Super Straight Shota

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Oh I am. Perhaps my complete lack of ambition and aim in life allows me to just enjoy the simple things like this.

Nice, that was fun

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That was neat. See you all next year

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SSS run

S, there was a bit too many stretches of just watching both teams die over and over again to the same parts.

SSS

A

SS

SSS
fun restored
fuck zoomers

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10/10

TOFU REDEMPTION RUN

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

PM'd you the fix ;)

Make a new thread fags

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SSS

>tofu gets to lift the trophy

I love this anime

OH SHIT WELL THATS THAT THEN
It was a good race, no one can blame you.

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SSS

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Why is the announcer crying?

18 years as of Feb 24, 2001.

SSS

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yette or notch better step the fuck up right now

that's a nice ass

9/10.
SS. Too much stuck on the same section for too long to be SSS.

SS, Panga did a great work.

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SS - really entertaining

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