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kyle obviously

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How is tanner supposed to summon his wendigo if Chet’s family paves over all the Indian burial grounds?

So who counters who?
>Chad - grappler, super armour; can grab Kyle even when he's berserking
>Chet - Chad can't touch him, literally and figuratively
>Tanner - doesn't care about those newfangled laws & regulations, and neither does his wendigo
>Kyle - sheer force of anger prevents fear debuff from wendigo

>Aris Sub?

>Build on top of Indian burial ground
Oh yeah like that's ever de-escalated the situation
You are literally the reason horror movie plots take place

Can tanner control the wendigo? I'm going with my boy tanner if he can.

Chet.
Richer and gets as much pussy as Chad due to status.

It's a skill that can only be used once a month

>American high schools
Man what a never-ending goldmine of cultural touchstones. What the fuck happens to Americans after high school, I wonder? A slow, long, nebulous descent into the myriad depressants of the 21st century? Divorce, substance abuse, friends dying, crime, social upheaval, etc? Relieved, in turn, by the social opiates of our time -- social media, drugs, alcohol, cheap meaningless sex, petty consumerism? What a truly fascinating people, to focus entirely on their lives from the ages of 14-18.

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I choose Tyrone

Are we making a fighting game or pokemon?

>summons wendigo
>it fucks both you and his shit up

You unlock Tyrone by beating hard mode as Chet using only melee without going to jail or being KO'd.

I'd have a beer and go fishing with Tanner.

Counters, user, not types.
If the 'weaker' player is actually good, they'll know how to deal with the problem

I main Kyle

I moved around a lot and hated school so I focus on making my life better instead of remembering school Currently learning to shoot and building my first ar.

Can I pick a non-white?

I'd like to have hair at age 20, culture, and a fun life.

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To be fair, Tanner seems the most bro out of the four posted; Kyle seems like a bitch asshole, Chet seems like a manipulative cunt who would throw you under a bus for pennies, and Chad would just pretend to like you ("not being mean") for social status.

Tanner is like the guy you go shoot guns with, chat shit, and drink beers with.

>to focus entirely on their lives from the ages of 14-18
only the losers do this my guy. college takes the archetypes and stereotypes of American high-schools and puts them on steroids. If you think high-schools are a fascinating slice of American culture, try spending a weekend at the University of Alabama

No, but you can get butt raped by Tyrone in jail

Alright then

Is Tyrone the best character for the "prison" dungeon mode?
I think that's how you unlock the prison mode in the first place. It's only fun for like 1 playthrough though.

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Spaniard?
>Hair forever in all directions
>Bullfighting, run or die
>Fun until the bull gets you

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Not sure. I hear about white mains going to prison 24/7 for fucking their kids or someone else's.

Tough choice but being white is definitely a loss.

College (we call it university in the UK) doesn't really have the same kind of stereotypes the US seems to, I can't imagine. So it's like American Pie for you guys or what? That sounds sick. In the UK we have stereotypes like "asshole guy (doesn't get laid)", "guy who has a no-joke actual drinking problem", "the weed crew", "lower working-class-background chav trying to escape his dystopian future", "black guy #1", "black guy #2 who is crazy but fun", "immigrant student from ", and "American."

Well yes, this isn't even my real form. This is what my incel friend (whom I will help to get laid this night) calls Chad Base.

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>literally Jocks, Preppies, Townies/Dropouts and Nerds
Where's the Greaser and the Non-Clique?

I'm basically Chet in real life so him.

A kid at my school got really fucked up on drugs and alcohol and pissed ALL OVER some couples on a couch. One of them had a concealed carry pistol and shot him in the hand just barely missing his dick and putting massive bruise on his hip, when he woke up the next morning and someone told him what happened he just shrugged and said he deserved it and wanted to buy the guy some drugs for not killing him. I dont think I like this school.

_______DLC_______

In Prison the tier list is like this:
>Black crowd
+5 STR and access to shanks from the get-go
>Mexicans
+10 STR with boots on, drug access from the get-go
>Asians
+2 INT, +2 martial skill, +1 social status from other races
>White crowd
+6 STR in groups, tattoos give social and melee status boosts.

This is what he calls a "Ultra GigaChad" mode

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>wendigo becomes a pissed wendigo
great job retard

Whites are definitely in the negatives in and outside of prison.

kyle for sure. when mom protection rage activates he cant shit on wendigos and lawyers. also he has natural compatibility with chad and under certain circumstances and they can team up

Tanner has literally been deer hunting since he could climb a tree stand, could kill any of those guys in 300 yards, and could also skin and clean them.

Well yeah white characters got a huge nerf last update. Whites always end up getting overbuffed when balance gets too messed up.

This is what you can call the "Ultra Giga Chad God"

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me on the top

Whites also get a hidden bonus which is +5 relations with guards.
Blacks get +3 in certain conditions

AND THIS
IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Tanner really is the patrician's choice.

based tannerbros

Now let us begin

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It varies too much to put the American college experience down to a single type of experience. All universities and the communities in those universities vary greatly in character. Someone in pre-med is going to have a wildly different experience than someone who is on the baseball team, in a fraternity and is just pursuing a communications degree.

I was in a fraternity at the University of Texas and it was a wild ride to say the least. One night I'm getting getting waterboarded with vodka in the back of a pickup truck in the pitch black night at a ranch in Bastrop Texas and the next I'm spending 6 hours in the library studying for a bio test, it was a very fast paced and eventful part of my life that I'm eternally grateful for

Imagine going full on muscle bound dickballchin'd homo that you glitch out the matrix

I know too many real life Kyles to consider him a worthy pick. I'm too similar to Chet as well. It'd either be Tanner, or true Chad provided that I had some means of soul-melding with him.

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you need to add 2 more, include the virgin

That guy is not a chad. He's like an Enkidu or something persian-babylonian.

the vitruvian man of our time

Does Tanner have a boat?

I choose Kyle

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>All these fags sleeping on Kyle
>he doesn't know Kyle gets stronger the lower hp he has.
>he doesn't know that once "The FUCK you say about my mom!?" gets activated he can't go below 1 hp until it runs out.
>also gives him a 10x boost in raw power.
>so angry he doesn't give a shit about lawyers
>so much rage even the Wendigo doesn't scare him
It's not even fair.

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If they are Chad. They live a normal life.
If they are virgin losers, they becomes eliott Rodger.

>Not using Tanner's Cherokeean powers to overthrow CWCville

Kyle seems like the most fun guy

I'm picking Chet, but I know Tanner is going to ruin my day if I ever run into him.

I wish I had those old pictures of ULTRA GIGANIGGER 4000 etc. from Yea Forums

No reason to pick Chad Thundercock over Chang Thunderwang

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So what will the meta look like now that Chad can no longer fuck the wendigo? Does this mean that Tanner will finally see some use now that he no longer gets hard countered by Chad?

>"immigrant student from ", and "American."
Went to Swansea, had an American and a Canadian as roommates.
The Canadian was chill as fuck, really quiet but witty and literally brought tonnes of maple syrup with him
The American was Californian and she never shut the fuck up, especially about her 1/8th Mexican heritage

r/asianmasculinity

Spaniard here, you forgot the ability to make some bitchin' seafood dishes.

Pretty fucked for Chad honestly, Tanner's Gator Wrasslin passive means he can turn Chad's grabs back on him really easily

can he even be stopped by quads at this point?

Sure, he can turn grabs around pretty easily, but his throws are garbage.

>Don't need to buy food from the cafeteria; can make it yourself
>Infinite stamina to sprint across the map
>Can snipe people from perma-stealth in the woods behind the high school
>Beast master abilities
Why would you play anyone but Tanner?

A challenger approaches

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Literally saw that on instagram today

chet is literally me

soul
soulless

>Goes to jail for selling drugs to the other 4

What about Brad, Chad's evil brother?

>Kyle might not have the best form, but also is slippery as an eel. No grapple can hold him for long, nullifying Chad's biggest strength. Also, he's known to vomit when under (literal) pressure.
>Chet has contacts everywhere, from the overseer of the prison where Kyle's father is held being his godfather, to his father's company owning the office building where his mother works as part of the cleaning staff. As such, even Kyle's mom tell him to not mess with him and she knows her big boy always listens to her.
>The last time Tanner saw a police officer was in 2007 when Officer Calhoun came to attend his little sister's birthday party and spent the entire time talking to his dad about what a pain in the neck it is to get his holster extended to size XXXL, and just ended up trading his handgun and his cruiser's spare tire for the family's special goose liver pie; therefore Chet has no leverage over him.
>Chad has fucked things smellier and hairier than a wendigo, and by the time he's done that thing is going to be sucking on his fingers and growling like a kitten.

Chet, easy

>My faceless entity bettar dan yours!

I spent three months going to a high school in Illinois, me being from Germany.

I swear to god, the Chads were the best people there. They were the only ones confident enough to be legitimately nice to us, everyone else always seemed stunned and nervous to be around "Europeans" for whatever reason. Chads just went "OH SHIT GERMANY? SWEET DUDE. NICE KICKS BY THE WAY, Y'ALL WANNA HANG OUT LATER?" and everyone else would constantly ask retarded ass questions, like, if we had the internet or what kinds of meat we eat and shit. My host guy was a Tanner, literally 1/16 Cherokee, super religious, legit had a seizure during a Christian rock show he made me attend with him. The Kyles were fucking annoying, wannabe Eminems raised by single moms and would ACTUALLY constantly be punching walls or going HNNGGGF while supressing some sort of temper tantrum. Didn't meet many Chets, though. Too rural, I guess.

I still can't get over how fascinated they were by us being Europeans. What kinda shit do you people think about this continent?

I guess it's explained by how people act when they go to Europe. Like it's some soul-searching, meaning-of-life-changing episode of their lives.

You unlock him by beating arcade mode in 25 minutes with no continues.

tanner

>1/16
>can summon a fucking Wendigo
fucking hell

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Kyle

fpbp

>Spaniard
>Hair forever in all directions
I'm a spaniard and I started going bald at 16

>shitty reddit meme is considered video games

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