FUCK YOU TORTOISE NIGGERS!!!! THIS IS OUR VICTORY!!!!

Pig, becasue I don't want any jews or muslims in my team.

Lmao

SLOW AND STEADY

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NO, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR REDDIT MEME "DOG"

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30k attacks and still gonna win lmao

>everything I don't like is reddit

Just give it a few more hours.

farewell sausage

kek

>tortoise still somehow in the lead even though corgi has been faster for a long while
yeah this is rigged

>you only get 100 capacity per day without paying
This is the shittiest fucking event valve has ever made holy shit

>biggest team by a landslide
>literal meme team
>we're not organized redditors ;_;
I actually don't even care whether or not it's a reddit team, because regardless of that, Corgi is full of brazillian leeches and other winning team joining cuckshits

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Meh, it was inevitable Steam would "rebalance" the game against our favour eventually fellow Corgi. The fact shit is neck to neck now was planned from the start, just like our initial rush was, now Valve looks "based" for having made things balanced, even though it was unbalanced from the start because of them and they just cleaned up their old mess..

Based

I like to do something else besides being a depressed whale like yourself so go fuck yourself
I actually kek'd at this, godspeed user
Can something stop the Corgishad wave?

Be honest, are faggots complaining about Corgi just retards who can't tell them from shiba inus?

the average face of dogtards

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youtube.com/watch?v=uUBqY80hm6s
mfw

No, the people who picked it can't tell the difference.

Where did all of my boosts go? Valve's wallet?

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I like how much asshurt this event is generating even though it's so fucking boring and non-interactive.

Corgi is the Lewis Hamilton of the Steam Sale, you wouldn't support cancer would you?

You're giving steam way too much credit. the only thing Valve foresees in the future is the snack bar running out in gabe's personal closet.

This. I miss wormholin'.
And the eventual non-interactivity of the scripting.

>birb bros are going to have the best ratio of members/rewards
Meanwhile the average corginigger will get fuckall.

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As if one of the main meme dogs would loose to all these generic animals.
They should have chosen something like bear or goat.
popular animals aswell but only enough to give, "Hurr turtle racing xD" and "Pigs are degenerate just like me" people a good sport.

OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN, I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART!

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>you're only able to apply a single meager 0.1 boost, once per race day (unless you spend your life savings on games)
Screw you Valve, how is this fun?

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It isn't supposed to be fun, it is supposed to trick people into spending more money.

>get 12k points
>play some games so I can get more
>only lets me get 100 today

Wtf

unequivocally based

i was gonna try get a hitman2 dlc pack for free with the discount but after all the of getting 10k points day1 and 100 day2 and hitman2 having like £70 of dlc i just thought fuck it spent it all on the badges for some booster packs to sell

just gonna pirate everything else

Man this graphic style is hideous.

arab muslim (living in israel) here
i picked pig too
get bent

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>spending money to have a slightly bigger chance of getting free games
if you even considered this, you're retarded
these events are only to have something extra, not something you focus on like a sperg, thinking like it's a contest that you have to contribute to

i dumped like 30k points into turtle, is that a lot?

To get the free games, do you need to spend lots of points into the team, or you can get the games just by being into the top 3 teams? Do the points spent matter?

H-harebros...

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You need to boost at least once during a race day to be eligible for that day's drawing

>challenges are pointless because idling an indie game for 30 minutes with 8 achievements can get you 45k points
>idling games is pointless because capacity limits everything and resets
>capacity is pointless because you have to spend hundreds of dollars to get a $5 discount
The only winners in this sale are Valve and those who fell for the VR meme with the Valve Index who are guaranteed at least a $50 discount

>Everyone gets the ability to steal shit, even then they can just barely keep Corgi at second place at best.

Come on guys, don't tell me you WANT to sniff Dog exhaust? Put on some Eurobeat or something.

This guy gets it, even with the "small" teams the chance of winning is still astronomically low because even the event total is just 9000 out of god knows how many steam users.

Supposedly you just need to boost once to apply for the current race provided your Team got a podium placement, but i definitely suspect they are favoring people who boost a lot over those who do the bare minimum "Under the table".

okay

>tfw team hare
Dont worry harebros, Have hope

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>be corgi
>told that there's no chance to win
>pic
lol

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tortoise, pig, and birb bros are all eternally based. corgifags are reddit and cringe

>not interested in the sale thingy but check the standings anyways
>yesterday corgi's were leading my an enormous margin
>today everyone's relatively even, with tortoise in the lead

What the fuck? Did Valve rig the race?

You've posted the same screenshot from reddit like multiple times now, why?

I'm just screencapping my own phone jealous dummy

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Well then why does this screenshot not show the S from steam?

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And why are those emails timestamped differently?

Rules say they roll out prizes in up to 48 hours.

Because I make new screencaps dumdum

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reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/c5x9zq/thank_you_steam_very_cool/

Either you're Baptism_Of_Flame, or you're just pretending to win something.

neither

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Not him but you must be one of the dumbest fucking niggers I've ever seen, why would the message template be different for each winner?
What's so unbelievable about someone getting a prize anyway?

No matter how bad things might seem, just remember you aren't a pigfag.

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Where's my fucking prize

I got 2000 points out of nowhere and got enough for a discount, are they giving us a bone?

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Huh, guess so

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looks like they fixed it, boosters no longer permanently consume the cap

?

nevermind, i got some cap for free

ew, fuck off

Wow that's so cool! I'm jealous!
Have an upvote my good man!

Edit: woah this blew up

Edit 2: thanks for the gold kindly stranger!

Lol!

b-bros? Do it for her

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How the hell do I drink sodas without a cooldown in starbound anyways?

They shouldn't count as a food, so you just keep sipping them down. As of today, though, I think they fixed how many times you can get points from soda sipping.

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how come i went from about 13k capacity to only 3k?

I'm sorry lads, Im cant increase my capacity anymore and im out of money.

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When I try, I can do one and it's done so I don't know. Is it because I'm using certain mods?

B-but my cute wife Chino. Don't make her sad bun bro.

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j e a l o u s

how high has everyones level boosted from this event? i went from level 47 to 100 already

Okay yeah when I use soda it fills the hunger metre and I can't consume them, I'm looking it up and I don't know what mod causes this.

>thought I understood everything about this event
>used up all of my boost points day one, so no more points to gains until I buy more shit
>my cap goes up by 1000 today
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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it's probably valve tuning the values around
just boost once-twice a day
also the 1k max stays there even after you boost

>sodas drank still keeps going up, over 10,000 points
Literally the best quest, why do anything else?

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Did anyone here got the free game?

tribalism is mankind's nature.

...

Wtf how do I fuck penguins?

>adds mechanic to somehow steal boost from vehicles so far ahead we can't even see them
>rigs your race so teams with consistently 10-30% less final speed are somehow neck-and-neck with the Corgi
Heh, nothing personnel doggos.

He said here, not reddit.

I recognize that mod.
Too bad it doesn't work with the arachne
Still no luck so far. It's something that obviously forces hunger filling effect on soda.

He sure did.

Most compatibility mods for races are just copy/pastes of the original, wouldn't be too hard to add arachnae. If you wanted to add spindly limbs or other animations, that's what takes work. The custom animations for the Penguin are fucking great so I'm sad that most of the others are just human skins.

based

>tfw you're such an unfavorite that the other teams don't even bother to attack you
Being a pig is a suffering

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CORGIII, I'M COMING FOR YOU, PREPARE YOUR ANUS, I'M GOING IN DRY

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Wow it only took volvo 1 day to start rigging this "event"

I sure do love my $5 free coupon*
*When you spend $150

>reddit dog

>buy 10 bucks worth of games
>meter doesn't upgrade
epic

>reddit dog is in second place
Is this divine intervention?

This is all illusory like the april fools day thing here.

eat shit corgi redditard

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Why is he cumming out of his mouth.

*COUGH COUGH*
*AHEM*
FUCK TURTLES
FUCK GAY ASS DOGS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
FUCK BUNNIES
FUCK VALVE

We birdbros are gonna fuck some shit up right now.

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Wait I think the head is actually the dick, or maybe he is vomiting because the girl is into that fetish?

Talk about being a sore loser

That's Team Cowboy Bebop for me, fuck off nignog

you're only getting male virgins as your punishment ahmed

people who want to play Starbound are in short supply

I think it's time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok, three, two, one, let's Reddit!

Damn it never flet so good to be second.

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Based and birdpilled

LOL

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Corgi has a constant lead of at least several hundred boosts. How does it not have a significant lead?

It's rigged.

Not even the boost-steal was enough to offset Corgi's overpopulation it on its own, so they're just outright changing the results. Corgi is consistently ahead by so much that Turtle would need to be at 125% of Corgi's speed for 3-4 hours to catch up, but that's clearly not what's happening.

imagine not being a corgi

they're getting attacked the most

Was it drugs, or what?

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>imagine not being reddit
no need to imagine

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Have sex

Just your friendly neighborhood flakka man.

Had.

Damn nigga, are you fuckin' mad?

>corgi's constantly at the highest speed
>not first place
I dont get It, how does this event work?

Rigged now. Tortoise needs to have 125% of what Corgi has, for 3-4 hours, to even catch up. But nope.

Why do I now have a capacity of 1100 even though I spend nothing?

Holy based

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Imagine the size of dumps that thing takes

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just startup an old game in your library for 30 mins and then you can claim points from that game's achievements

>Corgi
>with long limbs

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fuck why didn't I think of this

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