SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

This dude on the couch gasping for breath. Slow the fuck down man.

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cringe

I don't even care about awful donation comments anymore. I just want mist to shut the fuck up.

based aussie listposter

This but unironically

Make it stop

This makes me want to play blackfag

0/10. Here's your (you)

>talk to a woman or minority
I know this is bait but this board is already 90%+ minorities

Is this the new copypasta?

>takes off jacket
>its another jacket
madlad

Imagine donating thousands of dollars to ISIS doctors

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Smithers are they booing me?
Oh they're not booing you Sir, they're shouting "Buuyama!"

Test

Konichiwa, I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and Ive been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You cant even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

thanks Uyama, very jew

KH 2.5 Crit is unironically one of the best speedgames ever

um ackstchually sweaty, it's konnichiwa

Yo, I'm be popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and I've been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You can't even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

Aye Simwae, I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and Ive been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You cant even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

nice blogpost faggot

Wussup with it, I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and Ive been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You cant even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

ummmmmmm ackthfuahfally it’s written as konnichiha

this is too long for a speedrun

Howdy, boys. I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and Ive been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You cant even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

What's gucci bros? I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and Ive been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You cant even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

>Aye Simwae
I'm dead

it's kon'nichiwa you fake weeb

I appreciate the in depth commentary but shit shit goes non-stop
it's kinda draining, makes me feel like I'm listening to esports

ummmmmmmmmmmm it's actually こんにちは dummys

>Look how fast these enemies die!
>On Beginner

Ok

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>Implying this entire setup isn't an elaborate money laundering scheme like many other setups where you can spend arbitrary large amounts on random or digital items.

Hallo, ich komme aus / r / speedruns. Jemand hat dieses Board vor ein oder zwei Tagen verlinkt und ich habe diese Threads beobachtet

Ihr Leute seid Verlierer. Du brauchst Leben. Sie können es nicht ertragen, dass jemand Spaß hat. Sie können nicht einmal die Idee stehen, sich auszudrücken (zum Beispiel durch Singen), und scheinen nur dann aufzuhören, über Transgender-Menschen zu sprechen, wenn Ihre banale Aufmerksamkeit abgelenkt ist (auch bekannt als "Hype").

Schalten Sie den Computer aus, gehen Sie nach draußen und sprechen Sie mit einer Frau oder einer Minderheit. Vielleicht wirst du dein Leben dann nicht so sehr hassen.

Konbanwa, I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and Ive been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You cant even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

>Only 63% through the run

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are they doing the paper mario tas this year?

Guten Abend, I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and Ive been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You cant even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

>actually saying E-X-P
i get writing it that way but phonetically you just say X-P. X already has an e sound in it's name.

Good News Everyone! I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and Ive been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You cant even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

i don't think so

KEKd
Best thread

post this bait more pls

>Aye Simwae

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toasting in a epic bread

I with moot was still with us. He would have wordfiltered based/cringe to upvote/downvote.

Based tranny queerlist killer

So what did you think about last night's debate? Who's going to be the last boss in the democratic party?

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>Pasta killing thread

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the bait that meaninglessly killed GDQ threads

I dont understand this disney IP
it looks like trash

>SHIFT got banned
n-no bros...

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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>Getting this upset at the aussie list

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I didnt watch it. If Yang doesnt make it to the presidential I aint voting.

and it's 90% fire spam

>anons thinking pasta is killing the thread and not the boring 4h run of KH3
>>GDQ was dead since 2014

It's fun.

>Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority.
This bait can't be more obvious than this

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there like six billion asians in the world, technically all other races are a minority

>Not a single mention about the speedrun in the thread

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A run so fucking boring it even put Yea Forums GDQ anons to sleep. Rest well anons who knows when you'll awaken from your coma.

GDQ banned SHiFT

I have no reason to watch this anymore

Cringe level 3

I feel that way about all the CGI movies that are labelled "disney". It's weird how disney bought pixar but it feels like pixar is the only one still making movies.

Tulsi is my wife
The Dems want nothing to do with her which is exactly why she needs to win

some games more than others

>468286082
Kys vivziepop drone

did they interview the mario race guys? wanna know if my boy barb has appeared

i gotchu

how high does this scale go?

>10 person debate
>no bernie or biden

What game was this person to run?

This year I've been skipping pretty much the whole thing, so can anyone tell me if I missed anything actually interesting?

WHy have anime waifus when Tulsi exists?

>socialist and anarchist groups
How do you seize and redistribute property from the wealthy without government force??

Battle for Bikini Bottom

fukkin beat me to it m8

KARL YOU DUMB TWAT PLAY A RECORD

hey wait a minute

whast with the runners shoulders why are they shaped like that

does he have a physical issue?

Thoughts on my waifu?

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Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom

He got banned because he called an obnoxious troll a fag in 2018

pastebin.com/YA3yyb8f

too much gaming

He’s sweating as well. Just sitting down talking.

Assassin's Creed 4 looks pretty good

10/10 I'm jelly

Has there ever been a GDQ without catering to Zelda autists with these fucking chore runs?

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who

Cute. Good job lad. Plus points for her not being overweight.

Is that Distortion's gf? She sounds annoying as fuck.

pausa

He hiding his dick prefectly!

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Looks like one of those weird White + Asian mixes, Bet she loves Anal

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Hahaha. Very cute!
Wow.
My brother, I think she is my wife/girlfriend. Yes?
She is very cute beautiful pretty.
Yes yes yes! Post more ok?
Thanks. Very cute.

Her voice can cut fucking glass.

fuck larxa

>3D
>waifu

Nah shes just Belgian.

Half Belgian half Chinese

>you now remember lobotomy chicken

looks like yang

OOORRRRRRRRRRRRRBBB XD

>Big's Adventure 3

What run is this?

>Tabletop room at #SGDQ2019!

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not bad desu

Fuck you Zelda runs are the best.

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Sonic Adventure DX, user

>"LuL"
>"Monkas"
>"blessRNG"
>"......F"
>"yayy"

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>half an hour later
>only 100 replies
dead thread

The run isn't good, cringe, or fun. It's just plain boring. So boring that we can't even shit post about it.
What else are we supposed to do?

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>couch keeps mentioning orb
>audience isn't sperging out
so this is the power of KH3...

she cute

>HENSHIN

KH kills the thread

this chick is not pretty

Kingdom Hearts is the perfect kid filter,change my mind.
Kids HATE KH.

post cute and funny images of course to distract from the boring run

men can never be women
>dabs

No.

thank fuck
you know, having the power to kill memes is pretty useful, I wish I could do that

>$1,000 a month for every american adult starting at age 18.
Sounds too good to be true. How would that work? Even if he stays true to his word, wouldn't that just cause more inflation and encourage more people to be neets?

Its a fucking shit JRPG run what the fuck do you want us to do. Discuss Goofys shoes or something?

Thanks.

If you would like to discuss this go to the board that actively discusses this.

Black people would unironically spend their welfare check on Goofy's shoes if you stuck a Nike/Jordan symbol on them
Not even kidding.

so what are we eating?

>wouldn't that just cause more inflation and encourage more people to be neets?
yeah but it accelerates the collapse

I would do that if I was under 20
I'm too old to do shit like that now I think

>Literally the most Donut Steel of all the games so far.
>Kid unfriendly.

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Has there been any KOTOR runs?

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interesting

Someone post the real list

Nothing

BEGONE THOT

>dies easier when it's yellow
wtf runner racist?????

Reminder if you're not hairy you might as well kill yourself

you're mom's pussy lol

yes

>ZFG is becoming a rando runner

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/pol/ is extremely biased though and no one here is talking about the run

kids also hate getting raped doesn't mean getting raped is now good you dumbo

Is tranny chat forbidden now

Your excuses aren't good enough.

oh shit lol

THERE IS STILL 1 (ONE) HOUR TO GO
FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY

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is as real as it gets, minus the fact that it's flipped

>skip cutscene skip cutscene skip cutscene skip cutscene skip cutscene skip cutscene
>gameplay
>skip cutscene skip cutscene skip cutscene skip cutscene skip cutscene skip cutscene
>gameplay
yikes

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fatty

Smart kids

I feel like the story was kinda rushed after they recovered aqua

>PRISON RAPE SHOTS
PRISON RAPE SHOTS

how can he get away with this?

Who's idea was it to put this game in?

CUTE CUTE

>No one claps

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I usually like JRPG runs and even this just isn't interesting. What a shame.

And a THIRD song?? Fuckin hell

Kingdom hearts is some gay shit

This singing is even fucking gayer

welp I'm out

based

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Here we go again

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Persona 5 run when?

fat whore

Has a dino crisis ever been at a GDQ before? For that matter any other somewhat notable franchises not shown up before?

OH NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO

For fuck sake...

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There needs to be a rule against singing

CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHE IS SINGING THE REDHEAD IS SINGING

oh god what the fuck

I was alttabbed, what the actual fuck is happening?

I just ate a sandwich and some potato chips.

shut the fuck up you whore

here we go again

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why not

>no backing music
wtf

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Can we stop doing Disney songs during KH runs

Please
Please stop it

SHUT UP

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help

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genuine question what would happen if a runner shouted nigger in the middle of the run on twitch.tv would they ban the whole account?

why is kingdom hearts so popular again

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We need more songs

What was his justification for this?

was this one mercy killed? has any speedrun been killed because an overtime yet?

STOP

DESIST

CEASE

Nigba?

Cringe

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there have been submissions, but that's about it

what even song is this

Eating some cereal while I watch this epic Speedrun on GDQ gotta stay energized and full with part of this complete breakfast.
>...not a paid advertisement

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Huh, she doesn't look so fat from a distance...

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someone shouted nigger once

CRINGE

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I actually stopped the stream

Guy's doing that yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh shit.

Hated disney songs in movies ever since I was a kid.

I can't hit the mute botton any fucking faster

This guy can't suppress his homosexual lisp even when he's singing.

let it go

Why is there no backing music for them at least?

>dad walks in

Some gay shit from the Rapunzel anime

you just know the're going to be an outpour of spergs that rush up to her to tell her how great she is hoping for a kiss

No they’d just ban that person from GDQ and throw them out of the event

bruh moment

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Cringe tier for sure.

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the things you have to do to get some pussy

most likely just cutaway the stream, permaban the runner and apologize on twitter and continue like nothing happened

are you referring to that faggot werster? nah that doesn't count

I think this run turned me into a tranny

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why not just stop KH runs?

Would honestly let her sit on my face

yikes

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>make donation
>it doesn't get read
>instead, have my $50 rewarded with more goddamn singing
>mrw

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already happened.

ASSFAG

>Kingdom hearts is on
>Murricans go to work and Euros come back
>thread goes to shit

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Please, no more.

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Do you dream about being interlinked?

Why did they clap?

can I unmute now

And that's definitely enough for today. Gonna go play some video games. Nope right the fuck outta here.

this run is easy S tier for singing cringe

was glover runner banned?

>donating
>ever

You got what you deserved

>still won't get it in the end

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that happened in one of the early gdqs but I don't know if that's on their twitch account

That was back before the tranny’s and sjws showed up

If I sing disney songs, will I get a cute gf, Yea Forums?

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Why aren't they singing great classics from KH2?
youtu.be/H3AJFM6BnVw

I bet you miss them filling downtime reading cringey donations now, don't you Yea Forums? This is the future you chose.

are you retarded

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Holy shit this bitch's voice woke me up. sup, nons?

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im not talking about werster and it was during a run in 2015 or 2016 I think

I thought that was cute as heck I don't know what stream you guys was watching

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>Singing during the Silent hill 3 stream
>"OMG SO BASED THIS IS ALL WHAT GDQ USED TO BE ABOUT!"
>singing during Kingdom hearts
>"OMG THIS IS SO CRINGE DELETE THIS"
Never change Yea Forums

24/7

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would smash

>donating to this scam
you deserve it

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Stop.

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Boring speedrun. Post nostalgic cringe comps.
youtube.com/watch?v=x77B3kKGCvo

Bugger all right now.

No you'll get a crazy goth gf though.

God I wish that wasn't me

Yes I am.

murcans

>The entire venue singing a silly song
>Vs. 2 folks singing disney songs that aren't in the game to no backing music

Not the same

It was only 2 fags who thought the SH3 singing was based

unironically yes. I put that I like to sing disney musicals in my tinder bio and got more matches than usual

Oh boy what a great idea it was to have literally one attack voice line

Oh ok apparently it was someone else's cart

She looks like she fucks black guys

>silly singalong to drunk karaoke with a whole room
vs
>attempting to be sincere about disney with a broken voice alone

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I missed the "singing" how was it

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mommy...

>weird proportions
>sjw hair
>getting fatter with age
no thanks

Do you guys think there has ever been an orgy at GDQ

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.

What the fuck are you talking about newfag?

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>he doesn't know
clips.twitch.tv/BillowingAffluentJackalGivePLZ

This is like the second time she's put on a belly shirt before getting up in front of the camera, too bad she's not cute enough for me to jack off

this poster looks like he does anal

so how has this run been

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I'm going to get good at speed running a game and participate as a runner just to say nigger and name the jew.

She is soooo cute!

Yes! Wow.
I cannot believe it that even now my friends are posting this super cute beautiful girl!
Keep up the good works my brothers!
Hahahah. She really is gorgeous...
Wow. Cute and beautiful?
Yes! She is!

Dude the Silent Hill 3 singing was incredibly cringe, but in a different way. This one was awkward cringe, SH3 was embarrassing cringe.

Thank you webmguy

Big enough fags to get it bumped up

hey janny clean this up while you're at it

Holla. I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone link'd this board a day 'r two ago and ive been obs'rving these threads

thee people art los'rs. Thee needeth liveth. Thee can't standeth anyone having excit'ment. Thee cant coequal standeth the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seemeth to stand ho talking about transgend'r people at which hour thy banal attention is distract'd (aka "hype").

turneth off the comput'r, wend outside, talketh to a mistress 'r min'rity. Haply thee wonneth't misprise thy life so much then

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Why is she wearing slippers, can't be bothered to fucking get properly dressed before you are on camera? Laziness and a desire for perpetual comfort is the reason she is fat.

2014.

yeah its this one

yes

>take a nap
>woken up to sounds of KH

that wasn't pleasant. this run literally put me to sleep and woke me up.

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Final World is so fucking trippy, I love it. The star messages are also kino.

With Sam's wife, yeah

She got fat

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>the run is still fucking going

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9000 hours in photoshop

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>clips.twitch.tv/BillowingAffluentJackalGivePLZ
based

You mean said nigger, calmly, during a bonus stream where nobody gave a shit anyway

?????????

>0 reaction
what the fuck, where are all the people feigning anxiety attacks?

Yes but she's also going to be a crazy consumerist bitch

gdq is too big to get banned like that
usually what happens is for big channels like this they have to show that kind of behavior isn't acceptable, as long as they do that twitch won't fuck them

>trannies shitting on kingdom chad run
figures

damn...

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>Fat
>No tits
>No ass
The absolute state of american women.
KEK

I'm not from /fit/. Is this proper squatting technique? I've been trying to put on mass and this move appears to be really effective for her.

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Has he been killed already?

gdq could host bum fights at this point and get away with it

literally al qaeda would invade and proclaim islam as the only religion killing off everyone else. world war 3 would fucking break out. literally an airborne plague will spread throughout the entire world killing billions and dooming civilization into air tight bunkers.

the guy would just be asked to leave and the event would continue.

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Nope. Always keep your back straight and body centered.

Why so much disrespect at people who voluntarily make this board a better place? Thank them for their service you ungrateful fucks.

slampig

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yes this is 100% how you squat

Body weight squats lmao.

who here is playing games instead of watching the run?

wrong, bend back and snap upwards quickly

me

>only 2 guys in chat noticed and one of them thought he said nivel
lame I was expecting a bigger reaction

they're in a hotel

>have drug cartels operating and was buddy buddy with a speedrunner
true

This.
Any pics of her feet? It looks like hers would be nice. Feet pics are imperative to an accurate rating.

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me

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>3 hours and 40 minutes

nice """""""""""""""""speed"""""""""""""""""""""" run

This game looks fun wtf, you guys lied to me.

Just imagine you're taking a shit in the woods. That's the correct form.

>slampig
I'm so fucking sick of this misogynistic language being used. Would you call a man a ''slampig''? Why are reducing women to objects that only exist for your sexual pleasure?

what are you playing anons, I'm playing Stardew Valley

this fucking image always gets me. its not even a good image. it's fucking retarded. why does it never fail to make me laugh. i know it's coming.

That's because you're a toddler.

first to 100 tekken 5 dr with my bro

Please some one answer this!!

Hope you're enjoying your first time watching GDQ.

Why are speedrunners such visually repulsive people? More than half the attendees there are fat, balding greasy pimply and generally look like they barely take care of themselves. It isn't even this bad at anime conventions.

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and? That's even less reason not to be properly dressed as all hotels are equipped with rooms where you can change and showers. If you go out to a convention, or ANY public gathering of any kind in pajamas and slippers you are a slob, no two ways about it

Don't post or talk about her on here you pathetic sacks of shit.

She's too pure for that.

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footfags don't deserve answers, they deserve death

This is fucking boring man

it's pretty hot here, so I'm just cooling down with a refreshing sandwich

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Well if it weren't a speedrun this would have taken 50 hours

anything for charity

shit bait, but here's a (you) for effort

>Why are reducing women to objects that only exist for your sexual pleasure?
Part culture part evolution

DOOM wads
Currently getting back into Golden Souls 2 after I saw the announcement for the third one.

>weird proportions
Have you ever seen a female before?

massreplying deserves bans honestly

she's ugly

the fat white guy is talking a lot but hes not super annoying

I literally wear pajamas everywhere I go except for work

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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cringe.
Correct.
>pasty skin
>bad make up
>chubfat
>colored hair
>4/10 figure
the tiny feet make up for it.

It's like 30 hours casually

Nah she's a whore.

GOD I WISH I WAS A SLAMPIG FOR SWEATY CHUBBY HAIRY GAMERS

Reminder that Samus is not blonde. Samus has green hair and is 4'8" tall.

Who do you think is the kind of people who are autistic enough to play the same game over and over again learning all the stupid glitches and discussing with other autists about the latest "movement techs" in order to try and be the fastest person who can finish the game.
Now think about the people who wants to watch these autists in person. That's the audience of GDQ

You said it right, my friend!
She is cute!
She is beautiful!
She is pure!
She is my wife/girlfriend!
Wow wow. She is everything and perfect girl, too?
Yes!
Hahaha. I speak no silly.

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Agreed, hate reading through a new thread where 90% of the replies link to some dumbass massreply post

Nothing's happening but its
SO
FUNNY

Someone posted a pic of her feet yesterday and they were extremely ugly

this arc sucks

how many ff characters are in this game? is hollow bastion in it?

>It isn't even this bad at anime conventions.

I would say it's comparable. I wonder which area has the worst smell. I've been to a few cons and holy fucking shit those event rooms absolutely reek. It's a mix of BO and grease and faint deodorant that has mutated into a stenched deodarant smell.

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>literal triangle to win

>anonymous $1,000

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"Slampig" is a homosexual term that means you shoot up drugs before having gay sex.

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thank you anonymous!

Yes, they're gross.

LINK IS NOT BLONDE

>$1000
>Anonymous
>Generic as fuck comment

Yeah sure

I felt so proud of myself for understanding weird shit like this section
people who only played KH1 and 2 were probably confused as all fuck though

This donation reader sounds like Kyu.

I hate getting excited for a (you) and its some dumb mass reply

>She's too pure for that.
>goes to an event with bitch 'men' to have incels lust over and worship her because shes 3/10 at best
you'll never fuck her incel.

games done quick more like ur mum done quick eheheheheh

>press triangle for 3 straight minutes
nice gameplay

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I don't know who this anime is but nice footwear

Outside of brief cameos, none unless you count the shop Moogles. And Radiant Garden shows up in some cutscenes but that's it.

>I wonder which area has the worst smell
Smash tournaments

How can anyone feel good about themselves unironically playing a game where mickey mouse is dressed in a leather jacket

Don't do this it creates mustard gas

What is it with autists just worshiping some random girl on the internet?
It's pathetic, and much worse than 2D waifufags.

Good part now!

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i ihavent showered in 4 days

agreed

because mickey wearing a blj is f*****g badass

Someone draw a little face on this please

>not liking feet
>not knowing small feet are one of the most feminine features of a woman.
And you wonder how you keep getting fooled by trannies.

>people still haven't figured out the $1000 donations are actual money laundering schemes and tax write offs

thank you user-chan

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She went to the event because she's dating one of the runners, not to be lusted over, you incel

Post your gamer gut

link?

Almost as bad as stalking one you fucking moron.

Yugioh/MTG tournaments are probably just as bad

so you play melee, huh?

>anons can't handle the natural scent of the human body
keep giving the (((deodorant))) and (((soap))) companies your money

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>I didn't know you could do that
>3 minutes later
>I didn't know you could do that

40 minutes. give it up for 40 minutes remaining.

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Blessed posts

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>desperation move

oh boy

Is the runner a tard? Looks like he's strapped to his seat.

Did I strike a nerve? These girl will never know who the fuck you are.

I think I'm just used to the smash smell now but Yugioh tournaments are actually fucking disgusting.

I've been eating blueberries and cider for the last few days
Just ordered dominos

They have 10 mins more tops.

who do you main?

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>no pic yet
Can't tell if you're incels trying to protect or she geniunely has bad feet. Still need a pic!!

I don't know if you are serious or not but I haven't showered in almost 3 weeks now

I went to a local mtg pre release, not too into it but passes the time, and the place was full of sweaty tryhards with gay little meta deck nicknames and elitist attitudes. the body odour was so bad the shop owner was patrolling every so often with air freshener.

There is nothing natural about convention bodies.

The runner looks like a down's syndrome Ed Boon.

here in the UK we have "charity shops" which don't get taxed so they sell at real cheap prices. very little of it goes to charity, and most of the workers are forced into working there for free else they'd get benefits cut off.

Post gamer belly

Is that a legit goblin running the game?

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They're way closer than that unless they're also doing Dark Inferno.

Based.

Same bro.
I'm on a water diet so I only put half the ice

who is this semen demon

>That skirt on Kairi
Please tell me her model has panties

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why? I am genuinely curious, do you not feel like you have an bad smell?

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>not to be lusted over
HAHAHAHHAAA
Also, all the girls at this thing have their men pussywhipped and go to because they know theres low competition and can hog all the attention.
Remember that mormon couple from a while ago?

>do you not feel like you have an bad smell?
Yes but I only leave the house at night and use self service checkouts to buy food so what does it matter

I don't have anything against Kingdom Hearts but fuck this run is a snoozefest.

It does.

dilate

No I'm just a lazy footfag. Her feet are flat and unappealing.

Probably a black void similar to her personality.

Just tuned in. Has the guy in blue been making you want to kill yourself?

Newfag.

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shorts, not that you really get to see because she only appears in this one gameplay segment for like 30 seconds before being kidnapped and killed

I havent showered in 1 month 2 weeks.
You get used to it. If you don't move much you don't build up enough grime and sweat.

He hasn't shut up in 3 fucking hours.

that doesn't answer my question now, does it?

why did you tell him to dilate?

what is the point of splitting the boss hp bar into several parts
why not just have one bar

Whats her twitter

showers take like 4 minutes

No, but this singing has.

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Cute feet!

That chick was a mad slut, she blew everybody.

kys

>letting your B team make a main entry
Nomura needs to be fucking axed from Square

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What are you trying to achieve posting this kind of pictures?

so that the sheer amount of HP doesn't fill the entire goddamn top of the screen

The pic just wasn't worth saving. Bad shape and she doesn't really take care of them.

disgusting. I don't know why I expected better of this board

Still bateable or repulsive?

Fuck off you stupid retard.

dilate

What?
You're fighting multiple bosses at one time

This game is months away and the fanart only makes the wait that much harder.

>phoneposter
>reddit nazi
>eating sugary dyed carbs like an 8 year old
>gross thumb
yucky

Probably to make it easier to visualize how much HP they have in absolute terms.

olette should have replaced this stupid useless fat faced bitch

Reisalin Stout, the alchemist of thickness
Crashing this thread, with no survivors

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hey bros just woke up
was this run enough to forever kill KHfags? now even the Yea Forumsirgins that havent played have seen a playthrough and know firsthand how shit it is

middle toe longer than big toe

It's not about the time I don't like the feeling of water

>not having a cold shower every couple of hours

In this fecking heat it's a lifesaver

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Kh sucks

Guys this is going to be really hard

Game looks unironically baste to play casually. Bad speed game though.

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KH3 outsold RE2, cope harder.

tfw it's 31c here and humid as fuck
not fun

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>I'm going to be quiet, ninten needs to focus
>he just spams a different spell for 5 seconds instead, everyone dies immediately
what the fuck

thank you user

YOULL NEVER TAKE KAIRIS HEART!

Oh it wasn't hard at all oh what fun and folly

The game itself isn't terrible (although it's the worst mainline KH game) but as a speedrun it does suck shit

That's a weird twitter name. Whats her insta

If you feel like you have a bad smell wouldn't it be better for you to wash then? I guess if it doesn't bother you and you're not disturbing other people then keep doing your thing

A-squad's been on everything else now.
Least FF7R has a tokyo based team

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god can this “speedrun” finish already this has been the worst one yet with the singing and shit

>ice sandwich
But... why?

only because of the hordes of nostalgiafags and reddit

>4 spells to choose from
a braindead quadraplegic could complete this game. how is anyone amazed by this garbage

>that belt sinking into her thigh fat
alright dick, its go time

>fire tracks that much

Gamer funk

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Exactly. She was also a 3/10 pure honey who was dating (and has only dated) her high school sweetheart until that point. Then she wanted to hang out with the guys~. The gayest part of that shit is the dudes who fucked her bent over backwards to apologize and wallowed in self-pity about how bad and sorry they are to the BF. Thats how slimey these losers are, they let an unfaithful uggo be their queen then when its done they cry about how fucked up that was.

larxa

Something seems off about almost all the players in this so far.

Going on a week here. But I think I'm gonna take a cold one just because it's 600 degrees today. Stay strong lads, don't pass out from your own stenches

The singing is at least a reprieve from this guy's 3 hours of continuous, non-stop talking.

iamapatheticcuckold

sucks that the voice actor for the original xehanort died, he had a good af voice for the character

Close enough lol

>slampig
In Swedish it is a word to describe someone being "slutty".

try 40 to 48, Arizona heat.

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WATCH THIS

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Hmmmmmm it can't be.....
FUCK NO NO NO NOOOO

GOD I WANNA DROWN IN GAMER MUSK

Yeah. I don't even mind the new one too much but compared to Leonard Nimoy it's not even a contest.

>every couple of hours
That seems silly. Get an air conditioner.

EXPIRE

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can't you read?
>refreshing

Why did he get banned?

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RATE THE RUN

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So... What's the fucking story of Kingdom Hears? I tried playing the first one but got bored.

do you people that dont shower change your underwear daily?

SSS

HOLY SHIT FINALLY

PUT THAT SHIT IN ZZZ TIER

didn't even watch.

he was... problematic...

Kingdom Hearts is fucking embarrassing, imagine being a grown man and playing this shit

Why not just drink cold water?

ZZZ

C, not bad but just really boring.

>Time 3:12
>Estimated 3:40
What the fuck are they going to show off?

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How fucking dirty can people even be for others to ask them to wear deodorant? I just shower every day and don't use deodorant even in summer and I'm fine.

Finally over, thanks fuck/10

No one has an air conditioner here, it's so cold the rest of the year it's a waste of money

Finally over/10

didn't watch/10

F - Finally ended

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Do you not 'feel' dirty at all? One day without a shower makes me itchy, even if I haven't sweat or done anything.

Is it just laziness?

Kek
Try harder bald nigger
Go take a shower

Imagine being a grown man and play ANY kind of Jrpg

STINKY GAMERS

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Kill me tier

>I only play mature games for mature gamers like myself

Long as fuck and I have no idea if anything they did was impressive. C or B just to be nice.

It's almost 2 fucking PM in the afternoon.

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because I want a snack? why is this a thing for you?

Didn't watch, was looking at Raiza feet pics.

im just glad it's over

zzz

Why was the ingame time so much shorter than the recorded time despite taking longer to get to the ingame time after recorded time was stopped?

F tier. Not a trainwreck ZZZ tier but it's fucking bad. FE should probably go up to F tier too since they werent disaster runs, just shitty.

Cringe/10

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>don't use deodorant even in summer and I'm fine
Trust me, you're not

Dark Inferno

No. Sometimes if you don't take care of yourself it fucking reeks when you take a shit. Or it wafts up if its warm.
I've worn the same clothes for 2 months at one point. You get high off smelling your own pits.

Pic related.

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>mudbutt

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Super Mario World is an hour away in the schedule? Are we that far ahead or is there more of this shit?

new bread

That shti sucked

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3 and a half hours of shit/10 this was terrible

Showering every single day is bad for the skin and you should not do that unless you live in an extremely warm place or work at a physical job.

Too long to explain, someone post one of those recap screenshots

way too long, watching flashy move a thousand times got boring, couch man grating
2/10

not even watching anymore/10

You probably smell terrible (not intolerable) but no one has bothered to tell you

But why ice on a sandwich?

what's up next fellow gamers?

Played Hitman 2 then read manga instead/10

because IGT removes load times
2:46 is better than all their PBs except mistmaster's

ZZZ

Ah thanks user, grats to them

It's a guy, by the way

cold and refreshing, and a snack
what's so difficult about this?

Nigger just shower again after you exercise and wear clothing appropriate for the temperatures.

I live in AZ and it's not that bad desu. I'd rather be in dry heat than in florida where it's humid

...

Not him but if I go a few days not showering it's because I'm not going anywhere. I have very few friends and little social interaction otherwise.
I shower for work too, obviously. I just don't give a shit if I have a string of free days because it's not like I'm seeing another human being anyway

fake fat fuck

Really depends, sometimes my undies start smelling and sometimes they don't. If I can smell them then I change them, because somehow I start smelling it days before anyone else can.
I don't not shower as a rule or anything, I just usually go 2-3 days between showering because nothing causes me to get sweaty and gross and I think something's wrong with my skin because I don't generate body odor. Tested it out while I was in college, I'd ask people to tell me if I smell and on average it took me over a week before I'd start to smell.
99% of the time I shower because my skin or hair starts to feel greasy, not because I stink.

F - too much Fire spam and only a couple of interesting things, way too long overall

>water is bad for your skin
this is why nobody listens to "science" anymore

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The blocking sound effect is really nice in this game.

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Your stench isn’t as bad for you as it is for others plus you get used to yours so you stink you filthy fuck