SGDQ 2019

SM64 seems like an approachable speedgame.

What if Yea Forums hosted its own speedrunning event?

The fuck is he touching his chin so much and leaning forward?

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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>twitch.tv/gamesdonequic

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Can we run lewd games

God I am so horny for hairy (not bald) gamers
Tranny god give me a gamer friend

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>twitch.tv/gamesdonequic
>quic

Nice one, retard.

Dragon quest 2.

>the story in all the KH games is laughably bad but only KH3 gets criticized for it

kh """"fans"""" everyone

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Why does KH games produce this much butthurt.

>catgirls
Gross

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Rapunzel a cute

How is any of this bad? It just kills the Europoors faster and more painlessly than their government passing dumb laws.

Absolutely

>get no (you)s
>post the same thing again
Yikes!

@468277039
don't reply to paranoid schizo /pol/ posters

Ok I believe you

>The crowd is loving these crazy skips in @mist_master1's Kingdom Hearts 3 run!

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How come everyone assumes charlie poster is saying this is bad, they keep saying to donate and break 2mil, it sounds like they support it

>Foxes

Yuck!

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Just use your phone lmao

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So does magic trivialize the game in KH3?

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KH3 is honestly fun.

The rugheads bow to the chromedomes

How goes the KH3 lets play?

how can that guy on the right be so hairy?

objectively wrong.

the last thread was kill and I wanted people to see what I had to say, cuck

easy mode trivializes a game that was already made for babies

>he doesn't know

are there any bald ''people'' ITT

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>that
>hairy
That's nothing

my dad is bald but not me I have luscious locks

I've never played KH3 but it's my favorite one in the series.

Japs somehow manage to make furries that are even worse than the western furfag artists.

this run sucks. What vod should I watch? Already did glover and split/second and rygar

>objectively
Why does everyone that say this not get what objectively actually means?

#
KH3 arguably has the worst one. It feels the most cynical which is the one thing KH hadn’t been up till now

>the thread where OP fucks up is the thread everyone uses
epic

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>3:40:00 estimated run
>easy mode
>practically no way to fuck up the run
Why is this allowed?

look at his arms, literally an ape

If you don't bald then you are a low test numale

>dad walks in

2 and half more hours of this shit.

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Money

Is Kingdom Hearts fun?

>rugheads are this desperate
baldies make all the best memes, you're using one of them

Pvt.Pyle speedrunning KH3
Never thought I'd see the day
KEK

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Who is this semen demon?

anyone else hates anime games?

>that
>hairy
That's nothing

KEEP DANCING

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Moderately.

>baldies make all the best memes
because we are laughing at the baldness, not with it seething smoothhead

I make the best threads

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THIS IS SO FUN

>Disney
>anime

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Is this more your speed, then?

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This is super boring
I'm off to the liqueur store to get more beer

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4 hourse of somes tupid anime game noon carse about... nice "Video gamse", ingger...

My run's up next!

this op made the thread like 10 seconds before mine so fair game

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By worse, you mean better?

It will be a long run anons so get up every now and then to stretch and drink plenty of water!

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The first one is kinda clunky but it's a decent charming game, Disney themed worlds full of platforming
The second one has more refined combat but gets rid of the platforming and all the worlds are bland as shit, just corridors and rooms made for fights
All the handheld stuff is kinda shit
Haven't played 3

2 is fun and 3 is all spectacle, absurd over the top constant fun

I never watched/played KH before, who is the sexiest character?

>sora
>not anime
And stop posting shitty animes, thanks

>Should we do the Disney song thing

no

NO

Oh my this is pretty lewd, trainer. Aren't you afraid of the jannies?

The game is nothing but cunny porn.

Aqua

Sora

Why are the heartless white now?
Is this another jap white=bad dark=good meme?

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Larxene

Why are 3 people taking turns speed running Kingdom Hearts?

please put your feet on my face

Marluxia

>over zealous jannies and boring game killed GDQ threads

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They're to autistic and can't handle to much

Because it takes too long

It looks less retarded, but I still don't like it.

No. They all look retarded, and they take the same problems shitty anime artists have and crank it up to 11. Every jap furfag draws like pic related, but it's even worse because they put the mouth down on the chin, so they just have giant long noses and it just looks retarded. They're just shitty anime girls with giant cone shaped noses.

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Game is too shit for a single person to slog through it and live. It's like cleaning up radioactive waste, you have to rotate through people.

You're just mad you'll never be accepted into the bald community. Don't forget to tip your barber when you have to get it cut all the time.

Time to mute.

we already did. we raised money before agdq 2014 and donated before a big run. it was fucking epic

You don't understand how taxing it is to play video games for THREE hours straight

TIME TO MUTE

why

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I'm going to go sicko mode

Larxene

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MAX CRINGE TIME

Jannies aren't doing anything though.

Kingdom Hearts 1 was the only good game.

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bretty good voice

NO

This is mad gay.

What are you listening to while waiting to unmute this embarrassing performance?

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>Singing
They do this shit on every KH run.

I'm bald and still more of a man than you will ever be. 6'2, nice bone structure, white, wide frame and fit. Girls still throw themselves at me but I'm too much of an autist to know how to flirt back so nothing ever comes out of it. But I'm working on it and it's getting better. You however.. there's no hope for you when you're a 5'6 limp wristed manlet.

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>Spongenigger
Fuck off nigger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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sumi's voice is always pretty
also, adding music was a good idea. more in tune singing

I expected Xem to do the singing again, to be honest.

god I want her to step on me

>singing in the middle of the fucking run
PAUSED

wtf is this shit lmao

Just screaming.

Well, see you in 2 hours.

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Just kill me

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She sings like she fucks white boys

someone link the discord we're in

My fucking ears

Good time to turn off the stream.

Oh my fucking god what is going on.......
FBI COPYRIGHT RAID IMMINENT

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oh my fucking god this is terrible

She's actually pretty good. This could've been way worse

>singing
bwahahahaha fucking thots

Another girl who can't really sing but no one ever had the heart to tell her because she was too popular in her circle of beta orbiters.

Yeah they are I was banned several times

Why do they do this? Is the $60 in donations really worth losing viewers?

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just let it go lmao

HERE
I
STAND
IN
THE
LIGHT
OF
DAY

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Delete this

A man has to be hairy
You're just a bald twink

At least this person can . . . Nevermind, she cant hit the high notes. Might as well watch the fucking scene.

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

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BASED

The absolute state of speedrunning

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oh damn

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You could say she has balls to sing like that in front of so many people.

This
Kemono is super overated

shes not that great but i give her credit because i would never do it.

no sense of timing or the lyrics at all.

>turn on stream
>LET IT GOOO

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Any specimen so far?

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LET IT GOOOO

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not a fan

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>I'm bald
LMAO

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Stop?

YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY

Shes decent

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Oh God no

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Then you must have been talking about trannies and not the game.

She's pretty alright at singing.

All you muting queers are so pathetic with your second hand embarrassment.

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bruh she doesnt even know the lyrics

PLEEEEEAAAAAASE

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Keep missing those notes dear.

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PUNCHY

she's still going

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What a shitshow

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yeah nvm it was ok in the beginning. just getting worse and worse

LET IT GO
LET IT GO

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Left after the metal slug runs, did i miss anything?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It started out passable and then you just had to ham it up

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It's not second hand embarrassment, the singing's fine, people just don't want to listen to singing at a speedrunning event

Started out ok but it got worse and worse.

OH BABY

Go to bed Jason Blaha.

SYNC

ZZZZZ tier confirmed

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>dad walks in

Is this that edobean bitch people always shit on? Cuz if it is then it's totally deserved

Good Lord........
..L-L....LET IT GOOOOOOOO

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She started ok for the first verse or two before reaching full trainwreck at the end

Kill ME!

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SHE DIDNT KNOW THE WHOLE SONG WTF HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS SONG

Literally bottom of the barrel just go to thailand it takes less effort to get the money

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DON'T GO

It would be better if they sing Hellfire

Rate her singing. I give her a D

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?????
what happened?

Post yfw it's over.

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>over the top constant fun

When does it start ?

Anyone remember the time they sang during Final Fantasy

>She's pretty alright at singing.
Not a bad voice but she was almost completely out of tune

>HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS SONG
queer spotted

holy shit that runner's posture oh my god LOOK AT HIS FUCKING NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SSS!!!

SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT

You're not a twink when you're packed with muscle, retard. I don't think you know what that words means. And bald men usually do have more hair and can grow better beards lmao. Keep coping. All you have to hold onto is your hair and nothing else. You're superficial like women.

this shit is the worst yet

KEK

I wanna let it go inside Sumichu!

She does this shit every KH run at a GDQ. Nice stockings, though

i know he's being dumb here but i never realised just how autistic spike is

How exactly is this different from a normal KH3 playthrough?
>Spam attractions and magic
>Clear through worlds as fast as possible to get a magic keyblade
>Almost completely ignore the gumi ship
>Skip every cutscene

Get back to work, Squidward

gay

alhamdulliah brothers

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clips.twitch.tv/BlindingWrongTermiteGivePLZ

Seething twink

Water requirements are over-estimated, fuck off. Keep on chugging that plastic bottle and ingesting microplastics though.

>I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO SAY

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>kupo coin on beginner difficulty
Is this shit supposed to be impressive?

how much crack is spike on?

She sucks, Striker is the only god. youtu.be/FzGEtUD0DLI

Loud fucking beep blasted through the speakers.
Shout outs to the tech crew!

I deadlift over 600 pounds, you think I can't kill you with my bare hands? Think about it. Think about that for a minute.

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WORTH IT

I feel like there was ridiculous hype and build up/anticipation for KH III. Then it came out, and everyone discussed it for like a week and then it was like it never released.
I have to assume fans were either disappointed or it was just mediocre or a let down
Maybe someone can fill me in? I dunno, I don't think I'm ever gonna play it cuz I don't give a fuck about Disney shit.

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UNO

Secondhand embarrassment, AND the fact I'm not a cute popular girl.

When does this aqua appear?

>I'm not a cute popular girl.
follow your dreams, anything is possible

Twinks are the little beta faggots like you who are afraid to lose their hair because it's all they have. Be you use beauty creams too.

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HE'S BALD

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wow me2

HYPE!

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autismos betrayed by their own headcannon and expectations

me on the right of the couch

God damnit Yea Forums

trap posting time?

sure if you want a ban

This run is going to the cringe tier.

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>Be you
Can't even type
Eat a burger twinko

traps are gross

SHES PART OF THE DARKNESS NOW

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Oh God, I remember when I was younger I used to have so much second-hand embarassement. Which is cringy in itself. People who find everything cringe are cringy.

You gotta respect this kind of self-confidence though but at the same time I don't think it was cool or anything.

not bald, I have a full luscious head of hair, but I choose to shave it instead, makes me more intimidating.

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Looks like they fucks Malaysians

All things considered I expected worse, I was expecting another FF15. It wasn't that bad thankfully. After waiting for so long I was just pleased that the game even existed at all.

Only 2 more hours until this run is finished. HYPE

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Reminder that KH2:FM Critical speedrun is the greatest speedrun of all time

(this run is gay)

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>I choose to shave it
cope harder baldie

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD!!!!!!!!

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>we will never get a new monster rancher game
It hurts

It's a tie between that and RE4 for me, both are very demanding in all aspects

you mean 2 hours and 20 minutes IF it goes to estimate and not runs over.

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my T key is fucked up and doesn't always register when I press it. Really sad a minor spelling mistake is all you have. Go swallow some finasteride pills and lose whatever little masculinity you have left.. manlet faggot.

are there actually any games its fun to watch a speedrun of

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It’s supposed to be fast.

>I choose to shave
lmao

well then, here you go
SSS

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MGS2, Titanfall 2, RE4

nothing can compare to 2FM crit but the movement tech in KH3 is pretty satisfying

die

>My T key is fucked up
Low T confirmed

Dustforce

yes

they should have multiple streams when they are doing 4 hour runs tbqh

Can someone post the tier list?

...

IT'S HAAARD TO
>LET IT GO

I think that song deserved a standing ovation

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Fair enough

Oh fuck off already

Remember when these games had Final Fantasy characters in them?

Plenty. I like speedruns of jrpgs and seeing how they deal with the lack of exp in mid/late game. KH games and never interesting. It's just spam a single thing and win.

Yikes.

Based snake
Ignore those trannies hating because of their shitty queer list

based negatier poster keeps trannies seething

Never should have happened.

lmao you really are out of arguments huh. What the fuck am I doing wasting my time with a retarded 17 year old. Maybe you'll grow up one day kid.

aradias game speedrun when

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sut up

Based retard

yo is that BBF as the runner

>he technically beat the game

what if the milk was coming out of her boo bees

Who was singing earlier? It's usually Sumi, but I only caught a blonde flash running off screen.

me and my gf

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>It's just spam a single thing and win

constant flow motion, fire and waterza, aero steps, ice sliding, shotlocks, attractions and links constantly

I love you, Miia. Don't mind the haters.

>desperation move

self aware?

This DESU. I can at least apreciate the aesthetic of kosher west furfag art, Furjaps make duffy looking "Cutesy" art that I cannot stand visualy like bara.

lol your gf is balding

you should have sex

>milk

I kinda want to play this game but not for more than like $5 or free. I wonder why they didnt release it on PC so I could get it for free.

What's that from?

The Blizzard sliding is honestly really cool. I legitimately liked how they did magic in KH3.

who else here /standingdesk/

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never

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It was Sumi.

Nope, fuck those things.

What happened to the drug deal controversy yesterday?

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have sex and stop being a poorfag

I felt bad for this dude for a moment then realized he's not a tranny so his life can't be that bad.

ESA.
/ourguy/ run

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DEEP FREEZE
DEEP FREEZE
DEEP FREEZE

Kinda this desu. I have pretty good hair, but i have to admit twinks often rely on head har for twinky style. although you definitly get the occational bald homosexual due to genetics

stay pleb. Enjoy your posture issues while I am pro-posting vertically

>tfw even my parents forgot my birthday
At least I have you guys to get drunk and watching shitty "speedruns" with.

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Abandon the pursuit of materialistic desires.

>Such an amazing performance by @sumichu as she sings 'Let it go' from Frozen!

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Was Fire Emblem that bad?

We have standing desks at work and I never adjust mine. It's a fucking pain, standing sucks after 5 minutes and all of the cables are getting fucked because the power bricks are being tangled in the air.

happy bday user

Habby birday :DDDDD

happy birthday user, what age

youre older now, happy birthday lad

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You're a child if you still celebrate your birthday

test

>all that image noise

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>Go take a nap
>Go get food and beer (New Glarus "Totally Naked)
>Get stuck in traffic
>Kingdom Hearts is STILL going on
What the FUCK?

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Happy bday

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>2 more hours for estimate

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Why the fuck are there two Bizkits?

Where is the user who has like 30 webms of that Asian chick?

How long until Disney pulls a Marvel vs Capcom and gets KH removed from retail?

I saw this but I can't remember what the game was.

I don't get this meme, what is supposed to happen once you have sex? Your life gets better?

why is the kh3 speedrun so bad
i didnt even get to see sumicutie sing

Thank you, bros. Turning 25, so at least my car insurance payments are about to drop.
Dont know what you mean, even the 55 year old ladies who I teach with still celebrate their birthdays.

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You got your $200 in for your chance to win this right user?

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>second Disney song
Wait, SECOND??

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>we can get on with the next song

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OH GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

So Drfatbody still hasn't called the cops after his beating, correct? The drama, its like clockwork.

Anything I missed recently in my bingo?

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she'll sing again soon enough

Looks like it's made of wood and the "Heroic Replicas" doesn't make it better.

Here we go again

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Enough of the god damn singing wtf

my ears

Happy birthday user.

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ANOTHER ONE?
Oh dear God, time to mute

How much you want to bet the blade is top heavy?

WHY

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CRINGE

I love this song

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It's like they want the runner to screw up

Happy birthday dude. My grandfather turns 77 today and I'm spending the day with him.

Sorry you have no loving friends or family.

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Hairier than you twink

Split Second run had the main room empty

Fantastic. SSS run for the moment

Jesus fucking Christ strike me down right now and end the suffering...
I'm ready...
Take me please

what are the cringe highlights so far this year?

We got grown ass men out here singing disney songs.

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YIKESSSSSSSSSSSSS

>come back from work straight to the singing
Fuck

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More cringe

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i do too, which is why i hate hearing this guy try to sing it.

This guy is pretty good
not

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I'm getting so emotional with these songs bros

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>turn off mute for a second
nope

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Happy Birthday fren

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WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

dude just mute the audio bro

You just saw one.

Thank you

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Disney is Americana you fucking liberal

This singing and the dancing retard

Happy birthday dude. We're all gonna make it, don't you worry.

QUIET
QUIET
QUIET
QUIET

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I mean
Even pieces of shit deserve basic medical aid
Source for the human trafficking shit?

So nobody gives a shit that they banned the best spongebob speedrunner for life all for saying the word 'retarded' in a stream years ago?

it's my birthday too user
happy birthday

>butchered the best disney song
Hercules movie was so good

>Why yes, I turn up the audio to max and sing along whenever there's singing on stream. How did you know?

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>KHIII run is so boring they had to fill it with shitty disney songs
Who the fuck thinks this is a good idea?

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WHY would you have an amateur singer do a song without a backing track?? It made Let it Go much better

Also where the fuck is the opera guy?

i've had it muted since kh started

Trips of truth. It's fun, even if the singer is horribly off-key.

what do you expect me to do start a riot?

Apparently, the cops were notified, but they were no help.

>GoT

It's like you think these people have knowledge.

There's another song screencap this.

>fixed one speach badly
>left the other one in
Nice.

Why so many cutscenes?

>for saying the word retarded
You mean, for calling viewers faggots on stream and going on 1+ minute tirades after getting frustrated?

>troll donation
what happened?

this made me physically cringe so hard i had to leave the stream

i can't do it, most boring painful cringe game with the most painful cringe performance.

t. People who don't know anything about cameras

likewise. I'm just reading a book and shitposting on here.

So is this "game" just an amalgamation of minigames?

Not for life, just 1 year. And the word was fag. But yeah it's fucked up

They got someone to read a call for genocide in Morse code.

Those tri(ce)ps .

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Holy shit he said faggot im so triggered!

god why are bobcuts on asians so hot

Who else here /HOYP/ about this speedrun and the songs?

Use lower ISO, less noise. It's not hard you dumb fuck.

oh no he's growing stronger

Actually them singing after getting "payed" for it and having a good time isn't half as cringe as you stuck up failures pretending to die from this.
Yeah it's shit, but seen way worse in your average walmart

I will be posting sexually ambiguous people from now on. Is it a boy or a girl?

I never watched Game of Thrones tbqh.

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sonic 1 and 2 has some great glitches

HAPPY BDAY ANONS

happy bday to your grandfather!

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>Octopath race is hype
Based
Hopefully it’s Therion

is there a video of this sounds both based and redpilled

I clapped when she sang Let It Go!
No, really, I did. Fuck this culture of ridiculing people just having fun. Absolute cancer unfun newfag shit.

In a low light environment?

Please don't, it'll just make me jealous.

youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

we are we are walmart

girl

yes
happy birthday

girl (boy)

I'm bald at 5'6.

>average walmart
That shit is fucking trippy

Ik, ik, but that’s how Twitch works

Happy birthday, right back to you my dude. I hope it's a good one. Late June is oddly comfy and a nice time to celebrate.
Im sure your grandfather appreciates it, you sound like a good dude, user. I wish you and your grandfather well.
Thank you bros, I hope good things come your way.

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no it's cringe user sorry, singing off key to no backing in painful for everyone involved and you aren't cool for tolerating it.

Anyone have link to this?

It's a german boy!

@shift_videos, the guy who got him banned, has them

I mean I care because I wanted to see the run and think the reason for the ban is stupid but nothing I can do.

Unless I see a giant pair of tits I'll assume it's a boy

no one wants to hear shitty off key renditions of songs they like you retard

It's not my fault you're too poor to not own a f1 or f1.4 fixed lens and have severe parkinsons so you can't hand hold a shutter speed of 60.

lol wot a fag

The movement is not what you would do in a normal run.

no shit really?
..more/sauce?

>he's gonna pop a tent

OH MY

so are you gonna give his name or what

bait

oh?

Agreed

Just watched End of Evangelion
Rei>Asuka

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who is this?

How are Mario speedruns different from a normal playthrough?
>run to the right as fast as possible
>jump on platforms
>don’t die

Hey I'm popping in from /r/speedruns. Someone linked this board a day or two ago and I've been observing these threads

You people are losers. You need lives. You can't stand anyone having fun. You can't even STAND the idea of expressing yourselves (such as through singing), and only seem to stop talking about transgender people when your banal attention is distracted (aka "hype").

Turn off the computer, go outside, talk to a woman or minority. Maybe you won't hate your life so much then.

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Nobody cares about your shit taste in anime.

There are literally companies that exist just to offer a place or way for people to that with friends. Karaoke places and karaoke games exists specifically for people to do that.

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boobed Shinji > all

Even if the things they're doing are supposed to be difficult to pull off it just doesn't look impressive
Not to mention
>Beginner

That's just rude.

>Hey I'm popping in from /r/
back you go lol

Come on man.. everyone has said faggot, nigger, or used some type of slur at least once in their life. His just happened to be caught on video. If there was a way to dig up the things that the staff at GDQ has said and the things they've done, I bet we'd get a lot of dirt on them. No one is innocent.

Gay.

Why do they still do 3 hour fucking runs?

I remember after beating KH3 feeling the game was overall pretty bad, but watching this run now it feels like it was worse than I remember

nigger

user if you wanted (You)s, you could've just asked for them

ok i'll do it myself

twitter.com/Shift_Videos/status/1077815529019191300

jesus it happened a year ago and he already served his sentence fuck these humorless finger wagging pieces of shit.

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Depends on the mario game. shit like smb1 has ultra precise shit you gotta do for various glitches/wrong warps.

>hate your life so much then.
Stopped reading there.

These people are not my friends and i am not drunk which is the optimal way to enjoy karaoke. What a stupid comment.

Is this pasta?

They run Beginner because it’s faster. Proud and Critical are just tedious unlike KH2 where they make the run better. KH1 is also run on Beginner typically

I haven't seen this pasta in a while

there are six hour runs.

have sex

It's a Disney fan thing.

Newfag

Sure yeah whatever

I agree with you but that’s still why they banned him

that have proper instrumental backing and vocals to go along with it

also we don't know these people off camera just fucking whailing shit

shut the fuck up

To make people tired and make the mistake of giving them money.

I want to complain about super long runs because they're almost always terrible but the 11 hour FF3 speedrun was my favorite one I've ever watched

This list is LITERALLY a joke.

Talking to women and minorities are the reason why I would rather be inside and on the computer.

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Why does Yea Forums get triggered by longer games taking longer to speedrun than shorter games?

Low attention span zoomers/autists

>using the word faggot makes you a homophobe
My manager is gay and he hates those flamboyant effeminate twinks. He calls them faggots. He also asked me if I like men and after I said no, he replied with "you're not into that faggot shit huh?" People need to calm down.

Isn't critical lvl 1 a category in 2?
I would assume there's one for 3.
Though it probably would be even less conductive to marathon runs, I figured the increased impressiveness would be worth it.

thanks for the (You) friend

Wait until 2040 when you get a boss who hates whites lmao

Yea Forums thinks there are universal speedrunning rules that all games need to adhere to, and they all have their own personal limit on how long they believe a speedrun should be. In other words they have no understanding of what a speedrun even is. That being said, this run fucking sucks dick.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>468277515

This was me from 13 to 23.

Thanks mom.

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>doesn't like comfy runs like mario sunshine 100%

critical level 1 in with category either picked at the start of a run. There's one for 3 as well but it was without chosen but could be picked at the start of runs

How does Sora breath underwater?

>went on a massive crusade about how he was banned for being so brave for calling out the evil trolls
>turns out it had nothing to do with it and he was just a jackass

lol eat shit faggot

because it's fucking KINGDOM HEARTS
whats FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE THIS GAMES FUCKING BORING AND STUPID BAIT FOR DISNEY TARDS

are you singing along to the stream with them too? when are you going to be done holding the rest of us hostage so we can get back to ANYTHING else.

Happy birthday, user!

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who are you quoting?

Can I get some (you)s?

Nanomachines

I don't mind long runs but this is just fucking boring and it doesn't help that we had another shitty run right before too.

Not him, but I'm alright with long runs, as long as they're entertaining and have some stakes to it instead of breezing through easy mode.

*inhales*

KH3, sadly, is not KH2. Critical mode just means you get hit by random bullshit and die and have to stay away and spam magic/links even more than usual. You also do less damage. So it doesn’t seem that much more impressive, and it’s less fun to run.
Any% Beginner WR is 3:03:45 and has 85 runners, Critical is 4:11:53 with 2 runners.

got u buddy

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Thank you user, I hope youre enjoying shitposting about speedruns like I am today.

Is this assassins creed black flag?

>draw a girl and last minute change it to a guy which basically meant take off the tits

hey man we share the same birthday

have a good one, we can play some video games if you want

they're called meme arrows, grandpa

Because everybody knows a speedrun should take at least 30 mins

>being white
>being bald
Fucking bad genes. White women need mixrace cock to fix that gene.

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They’re called implication chevrons, newfriend

wew lad
I've been balding since 18 and now as a boomer I'm still not at the second pic. Are you tall at least?

New thread

...

new bread

6'0"

God damnit user, you can't trow out a golden line like that among'st all this shit, you'll kill me

I'm not a fan of this 'you said a slur a while ago now your life is over' meta. Luckily I don't post on SNS but people are getting railed for shit they said years ago regardless of if they apologized

You should be thanking your mom in a non-sarcastic tone you nigger. She gave you the gift of life and you're crying about hair on your head. Yeah it sucks but make the best of it. If you're that self conscious about it, get a hair transplant or use hair systems. They're unnoticeable.

That's good enough, Just don't get fat and shave it off.

What does "Ω:" tier mean?

omega. Worst of the worst

Was the girl singing actually a girl (female) ?

basically worst, but since list is flipped it's best runs so far

Which underage girl is this

Tip if you don't know yet, if they post with that snake the whole list is upside down, if they post with megumi from konosuba the list is right

Why don’t you shave it? Bald is way better looking than balding