So, has she seen the porn?

Here you go user, they added a surprisingly big conversation for this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=8gZMqP08DVY

Thank you

>we will never get to play as super tall busty inks or octos
Nintendo, please.

I love Pearl so much.

Marina doesn't realize that it took chaos to bring her into balance to try out new things.

Jesus, talk about professional writing.

Can't you just wait for a couple of days before making a new thread?

Do we know when the last splatfest is? I might but switch online for that

Neat.

Post hopes for Splatoon 3 idols
If they were a kraftwerk-style techno band, I'd buy it day one

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>only played a little during splatoon 2 release and played during the first few splatfests
>we're already at the last splatfest for splatoon 2

feels a little sad even though I was never invested in this game. I could sit afk for hours back then just because of this tune

youtube.com/watch?v=mdLJL-cbvQI

Pearl used to win because she was unpopular, so all the shitters went to Marina's team.
But they've since changed how splatfests work and now Marina wins them all the time.

this is the final splatfest
18th july to 21st july, according to the game

>and go play like the world depends on it

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>pearl will never give you a standing blowjob
>pearl isnt real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>S3 will be either mad max or 1984
Sounds retarded and unoriginal desu. Would've preferred Squid Sisters vs Off the hook rather than this shit.

What porn did she look at?

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You mean something significantly less original?

I'm voting Order so that Splatoon 3's inkopolis becomes Tokyo-to and the chances of us getting Splat Set Radio are higher.

youtube.com/watch?v=HbQr0SymZb4

>Splatoon 1 released on the end half of WiiU lifespan
>Got 2 years of updates
>By then Switch was basically right around the corner, and Splat2 not far after
>Now 2 years later Splat2 is nearing end of its update life
>Next console generation is still 5 or so years away.
>There's not a chance Nintendo would make a 3 on the same console as long as Miyamoto or his mentality of "just play what you've got" is alive
Hope you'll still care about the series in your early to mid-30s, anons. You're not getting continuation to the lore any sooner.

>prefer the idea of chaos
>the aesthetic on order equipment is way better
>and will probably lead to a cooler looking world if order wins

wat do?

Play the long game. Pick order now, so you can instill chaos in splat3.

Let's be real, Marina is Team Order so they're gonna win because everyone goes for muh brown titty waifu.

I can understand how confusing these very diffrent opinions can seem...
But let us say a new world was to be forged. What do you think would result?
You believe that a leader with neither experience nor deeds backing him up could create a world for the squids?
Do you not see how the the squids would descend into a state of chaos as you rebuilt everything from bedrock?
Does it not seem to you that Pearl spoke such tempting words....
Only to laugh at seeing us panic?
Do not be so swayed by the concept of reform that you are blind to reality.
My friend...
Let us go together and destroy Pearl, the root of this evil.

Just pick chaos. Marina's team is destined to win in a worldwide splatfest.

Entropy always wins.
Team Chaos.

fpbp

I just....I don't understand how this is the last Splatfest. How do they determine that? And why so soon? Is there a timeframe Nintendo relies on that says they needed to perform the last Splatfest this year? It just seems the game has so much life remaining and it's odd to me that they are doing the last one now. It' saddens me especially since I haven't touched the game in months and the last Splatfest I played was early in 2018.
I don't know what to think right now.

Splatoon 1 had splatfests for the same amount of time. I don't think most console shooters even get 2 years of support

>Capture taken

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>how will that effect inkopolis?!
>we'll have to see

ARTICLE 4 HAS BEEN DECLARED

SPLATOON 3 WILL BECOME MIGHT MAKES RIGHT OR POLICE STATE

YOU CHOSE FUCKERS

They're not even fun anymore. They're forced turd war where the shittest players ever to touch the game with the worst connections imaginable all flock back to the game to ruin what little semblance of teamwork or people knowing what the fuck they're doing the game normally has.

Splatoon 1 had them for 1 year.

>police state with Marina as big brother

What/why did they change it?

nintendosoup.com/heres-the-full-rundown-on-splatoon-2s-splatfest-changes/

To rig it in Marina's favor.

Game's two years old pal. Splatoon 1 had its last Splatfest only 14 months after it released, and that game launched with five maps and one game mode.

Here's hoping that 3 lasts a while longer. Looking forward to new specials.

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wtf that's pretty retarded nintendo

So are they 50/50 in wins now?

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Why does 4 look like he hates life?

Yes. She especially likes the ones where she has a dick

Thats a girl hairstyle dingus

People talk about the porn but not about all the pictures making fun of Pearl's forehead which is probably more what she's referring to.

You will be wearing your team colors, won't you?

Assuming they release before the fest anyway.

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whats the consensus? order or chaos?
on the fence with this one

Shame I'm joining the lawfags, chaos shirt looks so much better.

If you don't have any real preference, just pick who you like better. That's what I do for splatfests I don't care about.

Where are these sold?

Damn look at those fat inkers

She's touching his butt.

These threads are just sad

>splat1 felt more like a grungey rock vibe with its songs
>splat2 felt more poppy with some of its songs
>splat3 goes full octo expansion with kraftwerk songs
Shit I'd be down. It would be really easy go have two male idols as synthy dj's.

This. Needs more octoboys.

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still better than the infinite idol dumps

>Genuine Smiles
>Working at Mcdonalds

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>you will never get a tentacle job from Marina
Why live

I was 14 when the first game came out and now I'm almost 19. It's probably going to be worse for me when I realized how long it's been.

Yeah stop talking about video games, your taking up precious space that could be used for more threads about that dead guy

dope, what songs were mixed exactly

It's a publicity stunt.

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Where are these going to be sold at? I assume online, but what site because I want to put an order in for that sweet chaos shirt.

>Article 4 was just used as a recurring gag
>Is now the whole basis of what will destroy the world and causes Splatoon 3
I would've preferred if Mr. Grizz was the one to fuck shit up but this is a pretty funny alternative.

I think they are My Nintendo Rewards, there's posters too

>Right next to my birthday
>Might be on vacation for it.
oh fuck

Well, shit. If it's a Nintendo Rewards, then I may not be able to get it as I doubt I have Nintendo reward points. But while looking through Splatoon shirts online, I did find this gem.

amazon.com/Marina-T-Shirt-Culture-Graphic-Apparel/dp/B07KV7QMNQ/ref=sr_1_132?crid=19LP4CDU4HSTJ&keywords=splatoon shirt&qid=1561661131&s=gateway&sprefix=splatoon s,aps,225&sr=8-132

Would you wear it in public?

Ill fight for both of us bro! Marina gotta win, she have marie on her side (tho, pearl have that hat seller from splatoon 1) callie aint shit

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They'll be on the Nintendo store sometime in July.

Isn't the bigger team disadvantaged because more shitters that feed the smaller elite?

Yup

Been a long time since I last played, what are the best Dualies? what skills are best? and whats the fastest way to level up?

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>whats the fastest way to level up
Play salmon run and get those exp boost tickets

Dualies are hot garbage that need to be fucking nerfed.
Also dont forget to get the splatfest new hats that needs to be downloaded for some reason

>want to go for order
>don't want to betray based Iso Padre
What should I do?

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He wouldn't want you to think of it like that.

More like pedo padre

I am very curious as to what the outcome of this will end up being and what "Splatoon 3" will end up being

A world of CHAOS

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fuck off

I'll be closer to the 40ies in 5 years.
Damn

Choose the enperries, custom squelchies or kensa dualies

>a new wave of alternative rock comes with chaos
>squid shoegaze, post-rock and space rock is right around the corner

Based

>Chaos wins, world devolves into chaos and Marina leads a squad of elite to bring balance to the world
>Order wins, Pearl leads a revolution against a totalitarian regime

Don't talk to yourself

THE PATH TO RUIN

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>There's not a chance Nintendo would make a 3 on the same console as long as Miyamoto or his mentality of "just play what you've got" is alive
Good?

Why the fuck do they need to make one every two years?

Anally obliterated caslutie fag

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Nah not the guy. Honestly think Marie needs to win too keep her crown. Good thing she's with Marina as well. Also deep down I want Callie to lose again for the salt but that's just a guilty pleasure.

literally taken directly from the smt5 reveal, don't tell me you haven't seen that user

>order wins
>chaos team doesn't follow the rules
>another Great Turf War on the horizon

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Why do you hate callie?

i dont play smt but that song is fucking baller unironically considering picking it up

>hate
When did I say that? I just want Marie to win again

so are male squids and octolings not canon?

I love Callie!

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Stop playing dumb.

What do you mean by that?