Poorly describe a videogame, others try to guess

glue

Fallout New Vegas

You try to stop some bald dude who fetishes on green crystals by boum bing badaboum is organization.

Valhalla

Was the genocide a bad thing? Let's go ask.

Earth 2140 also fits

Desert child

darkness is bad and you have to use lights

*his

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alan wake

i guess the mailman line was too much of a givaway

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Earth 2150

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Autistics vandalize buildings.

yep

JSR

You can play as any of 9 misfits who endlessly kill each other.

Call of duty

4 dudes get buttfucked by eldritch god

KANE LIVES

Yep.

man with daddy issues and an annoying brat + a bdsm dungeon = turning into god

Darkest Dungeon?

Cocaine, Bolivia, Shitballs

Everyone has massive muscles and tits except one girl who can't stop kicking everything.

Boiling Point?

no

Excellent answer.

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Everything wants to kill me and I only get shit items.

You have to kill demi-gods to stop weird space dudes in trenchcoats, and you can opt to ignore everything play a weird UNO! or Mahjong.

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Resident Evil 4

Any roguelike

Immortality is bad. There’s some shit in the water, don’t dri- ah fuck, you drank it

Sekiro

Wildlands. Fuckin hell

Talking to animals just makes you sad

spending 10 years in the can caused you to lose all your fighting abilities

You land on a planet where everything tries to kill you, everything hates you, everything you do will be destroyed, animals hate you, weather hate you, inhabitants hate you, technology hate you, the only friends that actually likes you either dies or suddenly hate you. There is no god, only pain , and when you get it, you too, start to do immoral things.

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you have to prevent a bunch of retarded midgets from dying to the elements or their own stupidity and from stewing in their misery long enough for more of them to come out of the fucking woodworks so you can inevitably invade and colonize hell

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A chosen hero at the tender age of EARLY TEENS is sent on a quest to slay an ancient evil. But before they can do so, they must gather a party of exactly 1 healer, 2 magic dps, 2 physical dps, 1 tank made useless by the battle system, the actual hero of the game who is a nobody, and a pink homo in denial who halfway through the game and takes the spot of one of your physical dps who betrays you. The game is way too long for the amount of fun content it has, there is absolutely nothing to do once the ancient evil is beaten, and there is a town full of furries.

1) Through the power of friendship and mind demons I will kill god.
2) You mean the international conglomerate I worked for was corrupt?

>Monsters invade the facility and the army gets mad, causing everyone to die or become slaves by the monsters.

>You fight a space god just to throw kittens and fireworks.

>Try finger but hole

>You make holes and go through them with an annoying brit

>Wood needed

Is it Cargo?

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Yakuza

Space Muslims are mad

You killed your wife. You killed your son. Hell, you even killed your cat!

bingo

1-persona, duh
Golden sun

God of War?

Aha! I just bamboozled you! It's actually Tales of Symphonia!

dwarf fortress

>Climate change is real, and you have to get off this planet before it's too late.

Real life.

Sadly, incorrect.

Must have incest sex before we tell the heroes to kill us to save the world!

Shadowbringers probably

Good lil boy, buy your e-car!!! fast!!!!!!!